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Received a lifetime ban from tinder for asking a girl if she wanted to have sex

You need to pay her first before asking that was your mistake!!!

using tinder or any dating app for even a small amount of time would probably drive me to suicide

I never pay for sex

Check out Black Gives Way to Blue, I listened to it earlier this week and I was very impressed
youtube.com/watch?v=SBcADQziQWY

I get matches but I literally cannot stand jestermaxxing shit

Start Wonkamaxxing

Have gotten a grand total of 6 matches on hinge

I'm honestly new boot goofin

concentrate on getting skillz/boosting earning power

look at that wolf claw

needs to get a chink to scale that down asap

would you be able to not rape if you saw this

boss

brazilmonkey cannot control himself seeing a fat mid white woman

Least horny macaco

would do anything to suck her toes while chad goes to town on her

This is why I fucking lift, eat well, sleep well, study

Why is this thread so fucking gooned out HOLY SHIT

says the guy ERPing with ChatGPT in temp chat

i'm gooned in

she’s not real lil bro

That will never get me this

i'm hacking the goonframe

If I ever get another gf im eating her ass

i could flying kick her top half and she would literally rip in two

If I ever get another gf im sucking her cock

do you know capoiera?

erm

Nobody noticed that that was a tranny

what is he cooking though

don't confuse noticing with caring

How many years left until you turn into Hank Hill?

If I was homeless I would steal steaks and charcoal and grill them in the public park every day

Humans probably

Windows 13 o algo will not have harddrives, everything will be cloud based streaming from data centers

if you were homeless and had any sort of apparent wealth the porch man would take it away

That would be enough to push me to Linux, if some other stupid policy doesn’t get me there first

gf just sent me this

I feel like we're living in the great depression 2.0 but with more technology and more media gaslighting

I think this every time I see a woman

thinking about plump pussies

subtle way for your fat girlfriend to say that she is getting fucked by a big black rooster

Not trying to be weird but your girlfriend is cute and plump

you a piggy chaser

Were you alive in the year 2000? I was 2 years old myself

Why is a woman holding her

When I was young I thought that the part in GTA SA where you can get a gimp suited girlfriend was the hottest thing ever. I'm not even into latex as an adult so idk why.

She has a farm and raises chickens

I’ve never understood the latex fetish. For me, it’s naked women

Here's another picture of her

me

Hope your gf loses her farm due to the tariffs

I was 8 and life was all good up until 9/11 then the world has been shit since then

Cute

ugh gross not her, the one with the feathers

I'm jealous of you

youtu.be/iE1Ol7oZlQA

Yeah I agree life was great til 9/11 and then a bunch of shit changed but at least video games were good for about a decade and a half and then they started putting blacks and trannies in everything

failed to cover her fat loose stomach award

Not sure if I'm addicted to porn or bisexual

failed

someone get this man a dictionary

have you ever felt attracted to a man irl

Three years too early

if you drop porn but stil fantasize about dicks your a homo

I've had sex with trannies including one with a flat chest

Also yes I saw an angelic blonde twink on the subway once and was attracted to them

Might be part homo then

zoomers

promised parentbergs ill send out job applications after i get my haircut on tuesday

I'm collecting 2500 a month in welfare and my mom is like "when are you going to get a job"

Why the fuck would I do that, there's a recession + I paid into this system and I want my money back

f

faggot

ripped another massive fart but it was very hot and damp, might be approaching event horizon

that's pretty decent for not having to do anything. Is it time limited|?

I make 47,000 a year

You say all this and still think you might be straight?
I sympathize with you on the twink part though, beautiful boys are dangerous

i make 0.00 a year

Employment insurance. I had over the highest income required to get benefits so when I got laid off my severance was 3 months full pay + welfare until July of the next year (coming up).

So I've been a neet intentionally for a year already getting somewhere between $2500 and $6000 a month

cant wait for dadberg to give me the $200

I think it could be induced by porn because I've been a gooner for over a decade.

But I guess the damage is done I'm not straight IRL anymore

he just needs to suck a few more dicks and then he'll have your money, be patient

browsing Anon Babble award

hes selling his old truck for the money

Dad stopped going to his favorite bar because quote "too many niggers" but also tried to fight a guy for having a confederate flag on his truck

that's what he calls his asshole? his old truck?

never heard that one before

dad said his old truck had a really loose rear end

he said it always left stains

said he could fit a dozen guys in the back of his old truck

etc.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

looking at local job listings makes me depressed

racist isn't a political stance

Any of you guys from Tampa

Do you want to meet up when I go down there this month

snow white more like zog white

Will zoomers learn how to torrent things now that games are going to be $100

America won.

the normal pizza from this place is way better than the other place but the sweet pizza on the other place is way better than the one of this place, this sweet pizza is way too thin, like barely any toppings, the sweet pizza from the other place was phat as fuck with toppings

why are brazilians eating pizza instead of steaks and tranny assholes

There were 2 anons here in the Tampa area before

Brazilian ''pizza'' makes hawaiian pizza seem Neapolitan by comparison

EATING FRUIT

next time i get 2 pizzas i'm getting the sweet one from the other pizza place

People are genuinely outraged and shocked at Snow White being portrayed by an off-white actress. They don't seem to understand that the average little girl in America (the demographic for Snow White) looks like Rachel Zegler, so while I am sure there's Jewish malice involved, they are also adapting to the reality of the new market.

A lot of white Americans don't live in real America, they live in sprawling strip mall laden white people reservations in the middle of nowhere hiding from the truth about our country. I suspect this is what informs the gap in skepticism about the viability of American as a category between urban whites and rural whites. USA has gone from 80% white to 50% white in my own lifetime and I can hardly believe the speed of this transformation when I see it. We have much much bigger problems than the black snow white or black little mermaid.

Mexicans don't like seeing dark skin actresses either though

: "Enjoy paying $8 for a loaf of bread, leafs."
: "Lmao enjoy your 80% taxes. I’ll be grilling steaks and shooting guns."
: "Meanwhile I’m eating 12 tacos for $3, stay mad gringos."
: "At least I don’t have to dodge bullets at Walmart."
: "At least we have Walmarts."
: posts cartel meme

yes and no lol
I'm leaving this month for college anyways

NTA but I like seeing more Asians around t b h

if i enjoy a game or a film i always try to seed to 1:1 ratio

i am unwell

Japanese and Chinese are no problem, its the south Asians that are an epidemic

USA has gone from 80% white to 50% white in my own lifetime

Don't worry Zog is making sure my country and others like Germany or the UK will actually leapfrog you. Going from +95% White to low 60%'s or less in about half the time.

The moment you hit submit on a job application is the moment you cease to be one of us. We never want to see you here again.

they won't

What shall I goon to tonight

watching professional porn

downloading porn

straight geriatric

In the end, it doesn't really matter. The result is the same.

lolamorena

TransAngels

Asian T-Girl Surprise

all that troon shit

grim

I also have a laptop with 400 active porn torrents

That's the one I really use, I stopped using my desktop desu so I won't want much of this at all

His taste in women of penis is awful. Jesus.

Most scenes aren't worth watching, some girls will only have one or two good scenes

I didn't know destiny posts here

it's so over

Snow White? How about Poo Brown

This dude has "bisexual, he/they" on his Twitter profile

Tampon Gay

Do switch soyboy nostalgia manchildren even count as gamers LOL

If they actually got an attractive lighter skinned latinx who didn't go full retard during the promos for this movie it would have made tens of millions more at the box office even though it would still be woke and probably not a very good film.

If they just cast a blonde White girl it would have made a billion dollars

gonna dye my hair and sneak into the troon protests

right is a mexican comedian of the 90s

already there

Anya would have made a perfect snow white

not this alien whole

A blue eyed
blonde haired
conventionally attractive
white teenager

pre-bog anya was cute. she still had the glow

a blonde White girl

Americans now hate blonde white girls, as evidenced by this gay thread that thinks latina are in equal footing

I need a mid bitch to let me cum in her mouth so bad

ya ya ya ya ya ya I am lorde ya ya ya

she looks good bogged. she should bog even harder. bogmax.

Literally Hunter Schaefer would have been a better cast

but you've just described my future wife

She was right on the edge of bizarre to where she looked cute in an unconventional way. When she bogged it was a violent jump straight over that edge and in to the abyss. No return journey.

very VERY few women look good after a buccal fat surgery. anya is not one of those few.

There are men who look down on other men for wiping their ass

You can troon out all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that her name is "snow white" she is meant to be a white girl

Made some home made sourdough burger buns and they are WAY WAY better than the store or restaurant ones. Probably the best I ever had

Porkys

Ladyboy Longlegs

Preop Superstar

you got issues anon

auntberg says I need a haircut
so i says to her she needs a diet plan
fuckin rekt

That's not the worst of it

throw a dart at your screen and pick the one it lands on

Did you make enough to share with the rest of the class

but why

Last week at my current job begins tomorrow. Ive been there for almost 14 months

did you pick your fetishes?

720p

What a degenerate

How are we going to pay off 40 trillion dollars in debt

Make it worth 10 trillion in today's terms

Dare I even ask what Porkys means

fucking the 1% with deflation

invade and occupy chyna

shut down their government and seize their exchanges

???

what debt u talking about mr Xi?

Debt is kind of a nothingburger. You can just default.

oh noooo the next administration will have a harder time taking on debt to import billions of thirdies and wage wars for Israel due to a worse credit rating

My ex gf

Grim

I ate 2 and I think theres like 7-8 left

She had a 4 year old daughter as well

I didn't know what it was but it's a MMF threesome with a milf and 2 younger guys in a locker room setting starring Penny Barber

looks like my friend in a wig ngl

Luigi mangione (PBUH) is a hero and statues of him WILL be built one day...

why did you break up

whom /getting drunk as a skunk despite having to be present for toil in 10 hours/ here?

Idk, she said i was immature and didn't treat her right

I'm smoking my head off as every sunday. I still have one remaining infused joint from the dispensary + a brand new ounce. I'm only leaving for work at noon tomorrow anyway.

Anyone in this general live in Rhode island ?

did you call her a fat pig? I woulda done that

what easy to acquire substances remove the self preservation defence mechanisms.

testosterone

Seems like you both deserve better

my city :)

Here's bruno

brunoberg

I thought Kratom would be a ''good'' experience so I ordered 100 pills for 30$ from a reputable source and turns out it's mostly hot garbage. Supposedly it's strain dependant.

wend to da liqa sto after toil
came home to drink some of the liquid jew and eat some shrimpbergs
feeling bloated
tell him i said hi
BOOBIES
i love thick bitches they make me go awooga

Nice place

kinda based, gonna do this tomorrow

should we make the new a /bruno/ edition?

i eat blueberries and bananas every day
im a healthy nigga
however i also ate a ton of fried shrimp and had some vodka, im an unhealthy nigga at times too

i just bought a bunch of cantaloupe, grapes, and peaches so I'm super stoked to eat it all

hope I don't get diarrhea shits

baby I'd fucking catch a grenade for you

holy FUCK i love cantaloupe reminds me of my grandparents house
youtube.com/watch?v=ekr2nIex040
this shit plays 20 times a day at toil i sing along to it and get funny looks

Should I watch Paris Texas, garden state, or the secret life of Walter Mitty tonight?
I've got a six pack of Heineken and a bottle of cabernet as companions if that changes anything

porn

sounds like a very gay night ahead of you

northern european porn

watch all quiet on the western front

I went to college and graduated, you guys did too right ?

And thats just how I like it
Boring

i am still in university

Paris Texas is the best of those 3 by far

which university?

could demolish a death in the afternoon rn

yeah but I'm a neet by choice now

Which school?

bet none of the cumsters wears sunglasses at night

uw madison

Wish I could have gone to a flagship state university, I went to a small directional school

youtu.be/JoW1hBDVDOg

if someone doesnt post something interesting soon i will goon

uwu madison

was jamming to this while cleaning at toil earlier
i prefer the Megas version but i am a big softie for them

something interesting

i wouldnt wana date a girl named madison cause its too close to my major ex's name

You dated James Madison?

close her name was actually madeline

wybois say they need more than rice and beans to be bodybuilders but i built my body on them pendejo

youtube.com/watch?v=kuY15MDIbKM

youtu.be/a5uQMwRMHcs

horses eat grass and are RIPPED
bears eat fish and humans and are fat and fur

Yeah i eat walmart's fresh chicken sandwhich. I even do it multiple times a week
Problem woketards?

but muhhhh artificial perservatives muhhh chlorine

Grow tf up

I think I was friends with a girl with that name when I was a little kid, like before school age

YT shorts recommendations going hard this evening
big fan of animals

Thank you Jesus Christo for intelligently designing women with mounds of flesh that when i stare at make my penis membrane go hard and white stuff seep out
I love you God. I praise your name

based

I look like this

based, gives me a Mogwai vibe

me with the neighbor girl named Tracy
i thought it was weird cause my only exposure to that name was the pokemon character who was a guy lol

wtf thats ltierally me in the middle

Questions to Canadians.
Do you really believe your PM when he said he's going to become the new leader of world economics?

I say “I think” because she always went by a nickname, but I’m pretty sure that’s what it was short for

youtu.be/mRD0-GxqHVo

That's a nice plush body to keep an innocent young man warm at night.

I've been listening to music from this channel that has recreations of all kinds of ancient music
youtu.be/Abum2pFVVgU

This is JFKs grandson, his name is Jack F. Schlossberg and he is a jew

not my PM

youtu.be/Cnn1xanS1lQ
neato

No. He’s doing an obvious bluff to try and create a slightly negotiating position or something. But my views are also not representative of Canadian normalfag boomers, who are totally delusional, and getting swept up in this libtard rally around the flag thing

watchin destiny
i wonder when the nation will be ready to apologize to him

Really all she had to do was keep her mouth shut.
The movie may have still bombed, but she wouldn't have sabotaged her career.
She still had hopes of getting in future movies, but I don't see anyone touching her now.
I'm betting she's going to be relegated to voice acting or Lifetime/Hallmark movies.

what the hell is "sharty"

for me it's drinking on the job, I wouldnt want to fuck my own time off

If he was born before the internet was invented he would have 100% been a serial killer

a slightly negotiating position

*slightly better

i wondered this for like 2 years and when i found out the answer i thought it was so insanely pathetic
theres a website called soyjak dot party where its just a soyjak booru but everyone is a demented borderline retarded teenager

I started a chinese cartoon website and dropped out

JFK and his dad liked Hitler… How the mighty have fallen…

when you drink and smoke and eat too much at a party and your farts betray you

Starting to think i need more dedotated wam

Based, did that a couple times pretty easy to get away with just drink out a thermos
Too low t for that. He would have definitely been either a pedo or an exhibitionist

cobson-coded

how do i stop being a loser in life?

tfw you have to poop and it reminds you of canada

i wonder when he'll be ready to drop the 'bi' charade and just date dudes

seize the means of production

women with mounds of flesh that when i stare at make my penis membrane go hard and white stuff seep out

I do this it's a quintessential male experience

youtu.be/iX-QaNzd-0Y
start doing things that make you happy and get a little money
the most important part of being cool is not trying to be cool

I maxed out my RAM and bought a big SSD for my shitbox laptop, but now the CPU/GPU are the weak links, and to top it off, the hinges are breaking, so I think I just need to replace the whole thing

Willing to bet serious money he has a little boy chained up in his basement right this second

wandom access memowy?

WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOME

frustrated with my dogshit life so many opportunities missed

Seize the means of reproduction (grab a titcow by the pussy)

Too low t for that. He would have definitely been either a pedo or an exhibitionist

He’s already a cuck and cocksucking faggot. That isn’t exclusive to our time

you never shine if you dont glow
life is to be savored
its not a race bud

if you didn't get at least a bachelor's degree for an in-demand field on a full-ride scholarship, your fate is sealed

Hey now you’re an all-star get your game on

i dont have what it takes to make it in college and im an old fart (25)

I don't necessarily want to an hero, but I just can't think of any other way out. It's pretty much the only option for me.

nigga you can literally start at the bottom bitch of any trade and they will teach you everything on the job and probably pay for you to get certified after a few years if you wanna do that and double your pay

might poo soon

I graduated college when I was 24

its fucking POURING

so then dont go out
stay in the game champ
u didnt hit the buzzer beater yet
had a large poo this afternoon, posted in /cum/ about it

i dont know where to start to be able to shine

Me when I’m giving your mom the ol’ lickeroo and she squirts

I'll be like 31 or 32
and then I might get a doctorate to be librarian if I don't escape the rat race soon enough

I wish i could drink alcohol without the negative side effects
had so much whiskey last night i'm surprised i didn't puke
hopefully my trusty liver is still chugging it out ok

toofbros it's over....

They took this from you…

it's a race to the bottom nigga

life is a pyramid scheme, once we consoom all the resources we'll bankrupt

Don't be the one consooming, be the one selling the scarce resources
You could learn a thing or two from the kikes

I wish i could drink alcohol without the negative side effects

dude weed lmao

gonna poo tomorrow i think, too late now. hope it's a pipe shaker.

sometimes i think of a really pretty girl and imagine how she just takes big heavy dumps like everyone else, really brings life into focus.

Why are all librarians fat white lesbians ?

If I went back to college, I think i might study something boring but safe like pharmacy
Honestly just need some real kind of career at this point

name 500 trades

that man is in the hospital for lung cancer

Prostitution is a trade and one with a very low barrier to entry, so to speak

sometimes i think of a really pretty girl and imagine how she just takes big heavy dumps like everyone else

girls wish they could could drop huge piles like men, but they have small weak shits

downloading duolingo now my dreams of living in siberia WILL become a reality

Mad how its still illegal in this country

thats alr man most people dont, being lost and scared is common and doesnt make you a failure
dont be afraid to ask for help, its ok to not know things. you dont know what you dont know, nothing wrong with that
find a local trade school or community college, go for a 2 yeaar degree or a 1 year certificate or something, apply for financial aid to help you go [they will probbaly have a link on their admissions process page]
if you can handle working + studenting, or think youd be better off just trying to wagie and build discipline that way, try to get into some shitty part time job where they just need warm bodies like a grocery store
or you can do they alweays want helpers for hvac, plumbing, surveying etc and theres no hard feelings if its not for you and you dont like it after a fwe months or a year
stop being afraid to just try things, break out of your comfort zone
as long as youre not destitute living in the streets youre doing fine, take life at your own pace just dont waste all your time doing litearlly nothing for 5 years [even if you did this til now, its ok to start where you are. theres literally no shame in improving yourself]
it's okay to stumble, but not to stay down
youtube.com/watch?v=qEzi5WFiMCs

New

Almost finished the first section in russian but I just got bored, living in Russia is a pipe dream and unrealistic tbqh

Low effort, low responsibility, practically guaranteed bureaucratic job in a bunch of different fields if you have a doctorate.