/cum/ - california usa michigan

Favorite pokemon type?

Jason's mom is cool and his mom will treat you right edition

Normal

why is portuguese so weird

I want to play turtle wow as a high elf but the download doesn't work because they're updating the client for a new raid or something

i like poison, i'm kinda sick and twisted like that

Normal

fire
typhlosion da GOAT

Dark duh

Generation 2

Time for bed, gramps

SIR Lewis Scranilton

pet a cat in the alley way and i found a flea on my leg later that day

lie down with dogs...

sneed al-fitr

still not sufficiently drunk

Moving to /brit/

youre gay and maidenless, thoughever

Denies Oedipus complex

Defends incest

never seen this word before

Im going with the fat boomer on this one

grim

libtards shitting and seething that nobody cares if terrorists die

lmao

Incest is fine for people with good genes that aren't doing it repeatedly because of external pressures like aristocratic greed. I have nothing against it. I'm not attracted to my mother, and she's married, simple as.

If my my mother were someone else, looked different and had a different personality, and if she were a widow or divorced, and if she had me when she was younger, then maybe I'd be into momcest instead of imoutos.

If my my mother were someone else, looked different and had a different personality, and if she were a widow or divorced, and if she had me when she was younger, then maybe I'd be into momcest instead of imoutos.

feeling sleepy

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that's some awful AI slop

Too tough to decide
I like steel, dark, dragon, fire, normal

This is what Japanese pipo feed they children

literally nobody knows how the tariffs are gonna go. we haven't had tariffs rates this high since 1910

I hate Americans so much it's unreal

I looooove Canadians

The Minecraft Movie is REALLY bad

What's up with this Polish guy?

hes welcome here

Watch me spin homeboy

I dont think any of my /ccum/patriots are joining me on a vision quest with lady liquor

That was the wildest theater experience of my life. Most of the audience were middle schoolers and they would clap and hoot and holler whenever one of the meme lines was said or when they recognized something from the game. When Jack Black said "Chicken Jockey," the theater erupted into sheer pandemonium. Kids were cheering, clapping, and jumping onto the tops of seats. Whenever Jack Black sang, the kids would get up and start dancing in the aisles. They acted like this wasn't a movie, but a rock concert. It was a complete expression of a mix of genuine love for minecraft and irony poisoning and the result was pure chaos for 100 or so minutes.

This is probably the proper way to see this film.

Jack Black School of Rock

Where the fuck do you meet women

Woken up by spooky nightmares

hell

The whore house

card i got for $20 is going for $70 on ebay, merchants are scum bags

this is how it should be the med man gets the nord woman she has fairer skin than him and blue eyes

I'm having one (1) beer, if that counts.

that picture killed me bro xD

/cum/ is a shinobu general

Why everyone seems to hate Karl Jobst now?

Bug

Does anyone have that meme/screencap about someone thinking Miranda Cosgrove was hot in school of rock?

Pokemon card?

because hes a loser

Jobbed to Billy Mitchell

no

Haven't watched any Monogatari in quite a while. Your post makes me think I should rewatch the whole series, starting with Bakemonogatari.

What did he do?

he's white

shinobu isnt from Bakemonogatari, RETARD

he lost to billy mitchell and mislead his fans into thinking the law suit was about calling billy a cheater instead of the real reason which was him accusing billy mitchell of being the reason why a youtuber committed suicide

I'm right and you're wrong thoughever

Sannasimps DO NOT look up videos of her speaking.
She may be eye candy but her voice is so ugly like goddamn!

remember that one time /cum/ got raided with gay porn spam and it was up for like 40 minutes before anyone did anything about it that was crazy

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SO IF YOU WANNA BE THE TEACHER'S PET

Sanna who?

Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade is far more relevant than whatever you posted

I win, fagtron

Damn what an idiot. How the hell did he think he was going to win?

that's just our resident faggot, he spergs out when he doesn't get enough attention

nobody gives a shit about your obscure anime vs urusei yatsura, nigga

no idea he even turned down help from Notch who offered to pay for his lawyer

2015 really was a different time, feels like a lifetime ago

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2015 was 4 years ago

Watching body cam videos. America really is a violent and dangerous place, you guys should all carry guns. It's insane that some of you don't own a gun at all.

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4 was 2015 years ago

a whole heckin decade ago, seems like yesterday

still not drunk enough

what kind of a lay do you think Hilldawg was back in her prime? I bet she did A2M, can't imagine old Slick Willy would've tolerated anything less than a complete turboslut.

Watching body cam videos. America really is a violent and dangerous place, you guys should all carry guns. It's insane that some of you don't own a gun at all.

T word did more to stop executives than Luigi Mangione

She was actually mildly cute when bill first met her, there's a few photos of her in college. kinda got that nerdy, freak look to her so you might be right. but ol willy would never be satisfied with the same poon

getting drunk all the time is how you become obese

Im not obese, Im big boned

Is the bottom part supposed to be hot?

boom bang crash

*another gunless American is culturally enriched*

Top does not do much for me to be perfectly honest but what am I watching below

I loved this show.

i wonder what kind of lay that guys momberg is. she must like it doggystyle

basically all of the episodes are up on Youtube, you can watch em for free in HD

another great show from that era

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Kinda crazy how physically superior urkelkin are. Just look at him go.

Not sure what ameridumbs were thinking by selectively breeding them for physical toil for several centuries.

Hahaha yeah, it's amazing how they managed to re-purpose them into top tier sportsballers for their own amusement. The experiment lives on.

how do i meet hot, young blonde and blue eyed girls

I'm not clear how this meme started
Jon Oliver says a lot of gay shit but he never has said anything about the current year
The only recording I can find of him ever saying "it's 2015" is him saying he didn't care about the 2016 elections because it was 2015

She could easily have a million dollar Onlyfans if she looked like this today

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you cannot because you're an ugly, gross, brown incel freak. Hope this helps, sweetie!

I think it's a misattribution perhaps. Trudeau famously said "because it's 2015" (verbatim) after winning the 2015 election.

Youre an incel freak, thoughever

if you're not white english/german in the us you are brown

Product of the times, it was very trendy to reference "le current year" as a way of talking down to others. Like when they asked Justin Trudeau why 50% of his cabinet were women and he just smugly said "Because it's 2015" and everyone clapped (literally all the media shills clapped like seals on command, it's on video).

John Oliver loved doing the same thing, it's a great placeholder when you don't have an argument to support a retarded position.

why are we still having to fight for gay rights??? it's 2025!!

why dem pohleese be killin uzz?? it's 2025!!!

literally why can't I get weekly abortions??? it's 2025!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

etc.

This is the Correct Answer.

John Oliver loved doing the same thing

But he never did that

anyone countersignaling the tariffs will be found, branded, and turned into a breeding slave

yeah ok retard

Why are you carrying water for John Oliver?

Someone is gaslighting here

Really wild how people are now pro wall street

I'm not lmao I said he says gay shit all the time, he just never said anything about the current year. It's a fascinating thing where everybody claimed this was an extremely common trope but it never seems to have happened. Try and find an example

ugh this thread is so 2015

progressive Luigi mangione reddit socialists when you disrupt the international free trade capitalist markets

2015

I SURE hope you guys DON'T do this

Rei beats Asuka by a thousand
Asukafags are weird for wanting a gf who bitches at them all the time

I have absolutely zero concern whether or not you've convinced, shant be putting any more effort into this.

Haha, I hate tariffs....pls don't breed me, haha....

hahahaha epic win!

His body looks deformed

it is, guy looks like a freak. homosexuals are disgusting

Git gud

I like Asuka more because I like dominant and bitchy women.

Holy shit is that what shiggy diggy means

Why

so much internet lore has come and gone, totally forgotten to the passage of time. they really should be archiving it in the library of congress, I don't see how it's any less culturally significant than some faggot shit like Catcher In The Rye

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Honestly Rei is just boring. I'd rather have a hot girl bitch at me

knew a body builder who could squat 500 plus pounds

he became trans

do they really?

buceta loira

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THINKIN ABOUT OUR YOUNGER YEARS

Probably because my mom was bitchy and cold to me so I find it attractive in some way.

shiggery diggery doo

We should be using CRISPR to make all men look like this

shut up tranny/ugly chaser

I look like this and do this

umm ok but I still need my huge donger, and don't stare at it, pervert!!

i just find her hot i fucking love very white girls with blonde/red hair and blue eyes

Figures
Rei is literally a walking sex doll

Probably because my mom was bitchy and cold to me so I find it attractive in some way.

me too

pussy sweet so sweety like chocolate

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person of these (You)s who ever actually watched Jon Oliver. I used to watch his latest vid and Tuckers latest vid back to back when they were both out just bc I liked hearing what both sides pundits were saying. I've been the only one privy to this weird crowd psychosis thing and anons get mad when I point it out because they think I'm defending him or something

there's no way you didn't know that...it was on every second meme

Thinking bout midhammer art

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I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who ever actually watched Jon Oliver.

probably so, but that's not something to be proud of lil guy

Rei is literally a walking sex doll

For you maybe. I also don't like short hair on women

right lung really hurting but still not sufficiently drunk

Love when artists delete 90% of their work for no reason

it sucked anyways don't worry about it

Rei is just cold, emotionless, and boring. I also don't really like short hair on women.
Meanwhile redheads are beautiful and I love dominant women

why do blonde girls have a very peculiar type of pale fair skin

gay

does Japan still have its force SRS laws?
if you are a tranny?

you're the gay

redheads unironically smell bad though

Am I the only one who misses video game stores? Used to love spending an hour browsing EB Games as a kid, so much cool stuff to peruse even though I couldn't afford most of it. Still regret not buying another Madcatz controller.

I went into a Gamestop at Christmas and it was 90% funko pops and other queer weeaboo shit figurines, they had one small wall of Switch games and maybe 30 Xbox games in total. Shit's fucked.

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There was one good episode about the trailer park real estate market, they were whining about how exploitative it was but it made it sound like a really good investment

science

That isn't science, that's just your fetish

I also don't like short hair on women
I also don't like short hair on women
Brother are you me?

I'd rather have a hot girl bitch at me

It gets old

niggas be like
"this haircut too spicy"

i want to caress my girl's long blonde hair that shines in the sun

CRISPR isn't science

Grow up.

majority of people will choose to be bigger / more muscular

youtu.be/zjNvCBoSyfQ

Uhh he did used to say it's 2015 all the time, why do niggas lie about peculiar shit like this?

your time must be worthless to watch jon loliver bitch about trailer parks

Gimme an asuka in looks and a rei in personality

Honestly, probably like 75% of every hot redhead girl you've ever seen is probably actually a blonde girl with dyed hair

I want a woman to use just me as a dildo for her own pleasure. That would be incredibly hot

Just won a debate with gayson the homosexual fetishist

blonde hair in a girl is much better blonde is the color of gold

Forced cunnilingus is surprisingly hard to find

You would have difficulty maintaining an erection after years of transsexual hentai porn self-abuse

why do niggas lie about peculiar shit like this?

umm he JUST KNEW jon oliver NEVER said that ok he watched EVERY episode and has a perfect memory ok

I like having background noise when doing stuff

Yeah, if I could change my DNA on demand I’d be 9ft tall 600lbs of muscle 1% bodyfat. Basically a Baki character.

You are describing regular sex

that pear is absolutely not ripe

i want a woman to use me as a punching bag

women will do the same thing
no one likes the idea of being weak
only trannies on Anon Babble do

people don't understand what ripe means

some people think it means it's when a fruit isn't ready to eat, other people think it's when a fruit is just right, and others still think it's when a fruit is past its peak.

i like to think that no one is actually correct, and that the word is meaningless.

do you like your white girl to be gentle with you not rough?

we should use science to turn men into trannies (even if they don't' want to be trannies)

this TOTALLY isn't just a faggot retard's fetish!!

Asians like eating pears a lot. They buy fancy boxes of them for like $25 too

america is literally collapsing and your laughing

Brother what race are you and where are you from

They are so weird wtf

ackshually IM drinking

Why'd you throw it all away with that image?

turn men into

she doesn't know what CRISPR is

I am not really that attracted to white women
I went to private school in Jamaica when I was little
so black women for me

"ripe" is just short for "RIPPEN"

Bejita's fucktoy out of NOWHERE

i can not imagine how ugly the tranny crispr poster is

rippen

as in "I'M RIPPEN THIS BUSSY UP IN HERE, DON'T COME IN UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING A HELMET"

Tattoos are garbage but a rippen tattoo would be cool

it's jason, dummy

Something truly peculiar about Asians is that they mostly buy high quality fruit to give as gifts to others. That's why you'll see all those guys soyfacing over $30 Japanese watermelon or Korean grapes but Asians wouldn't buy it for themselves usually. Inscrutable race.

He is a Brazilian who thinks he is white and is obsessed with white girls

I can't bill nye went from 99% of the nation having a fond appreciation of him, to fucking annihilating his reputation

Just spent almost $300 on 4 Desert Storm Pro Set Booster Boxes. Going to try and pull a mint PSA 10 Saddam Hussein Rookie card.

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I do not know who that is

He is a Brazilian who thinks he is white

LOL

/cum/ more like /shit/

A bone-chilling indictment

newfags these days smdh

weed addicts are so annoying, they'll say anything to support their habit. saw one claiming that smoking weed does not produce residue.

We should use CRISPR to turn all men into anime girls with dicks and all women into 7 foot tall, buff amazonian futanaris and destroy all the non-Orientals and non-Europeans from history so nobody remembers them and then earth will be an utopia.

Now this is an epic post

You're not supposed to inhale the beer you idiot.

jason is fantasizing about being turned into a tranny. wonderful.

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Impressive. Now let's see Paul Allen's First Edition Bin Laden, I heard it's Holocaustic.

This is the kind of shit my dad collects. He has a pre castro passport, wanted dead or alive: osama bin laden matches and grenada money from that one dictatorship whatever

Lum beats all of them

turned into

she doesn't know what CRISPR is

I'm thinking about the wellbeing of future generations, I know you're a selfish death cultist and maybe even an atheist so you don't care about other people.

please keep up with my Anon Babble eceb nonsense

nigger

CRISPR can be used in living people, retard

Shut the fuck up

by 2040
you should be able to modify people at any age

Your dad sounds like a cool guy

Don't have one, can I interest you in a King Abdulaziz.

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For me? It's the 1991 Ford Aerostar.

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i fucking love white girl

I'm the king of queens

stupid new faggot gb2reddit

CRISPR in the context I've used it relates to embryo modification leading to permanent human race replacement. You are stupid.

I fucking love mounds and almond joy. People who don't like coconut are gay pussys. Especially if they say they don't like the texture of coconut

nigger

XD

Working vans were badass. Then every random faggot decided they needed a fuck huge pigup trugg

newfags mad as fuck lmaoooo

More like King AbdulaRIZZ, man's got one eye on the oil and one eye on the pussy

i work for the government

no and your are still a nigger

I wish it were still possible to buy sub-compacts instead of S*V's and p*ckups

If you're a real oldfag you'd know who Riley is

coconut is zesty af my guy

I work for a private contracting firm

your are

This lucky faggot pulled a Saddam Hussein and George HW Bush from one booster box.

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your are

newfags are SEETHING

nigger

MIsato seems like a better middle ground. Asuka domming you is fucking hot but can you imagine not being able to just have relaxed periods of time without arguing and complaining?

Ouch... Embarrassing

I used to hype up Riley Sticka all the time. He would use my images

i fucking love white girl

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touching them with his bare greasy fingers

what an asshole

lum

white

white girls are the best

nigger

*Watches you chimp out like a tourist at the zoo*

This was a jeet chariot of choice for many years

nigger

What makes Americans so cool?

Dang we really bullied redditleaf off the general :/

schizopoo is on a real one today lmao

moshi moshi is this the based department?

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redditleaf won

He didn't even sleeve them

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he'll be happier circle jerking on Anon Babblepolitics

who that

I think you just like anime girls. Post a real white girl you think is hot

He always was around at similar times before then for the last 2 weeks he was here 24/7

redditleaf got tired of winning

Sausage and water in bed while I read isekai. I only have two more volumes in my folder for this series, then it could be over or I'll be waiting for new volumes, either way I'll need to start another series then.

Oh good news guys he's still here

skinny white girl, blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes

I was going to post something earth-shattering but I will wait for the new

need to impregnate Sydney Sweeney

What is a good game to zone out and listen to podcasts and music to?

1965 topps trading cards went so hard

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Didn't he have some five-year plan?

CRISPR in this context means this definition I came up with and you should've known that based off the non-existent context clues in my OP.

Retard