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Lol cool mouse

can't wait for the Switch 2 lads

Please. I'm begging you.

Grow up.

who is you

so apparently this is rorke

Grow up.

Get a life sad cunt

I'll never get tired of winning.

never played it, only morrowind, is it good? i see people complaining it looks derpy all the time

Get a life sad cunt

Climbing up a volcano x

drinking in the pub with your mates is better than sitting at home playing video games so don’t know what you’re getting at here

can't believe that paddy lad got mad yesterday because I said ireland was more backwards than england for the bulk of the early middle ages
wasn't even meant as an insult

does nonce only mean paedo or does it more broadly mean “sexual deviant”? like could i call myself a sushinonce if i fantasize about eating sushi off a nude woman?

Oblivion has a totally boring and generic fantasy setting compared with Morrowind's which is still memorable and interesting today, and also lacks the greater polish and improved gameplay of Skyrim, so it's easily the weakest of the three games.

you said there was no permanent buildings which is ridiculous

is the volcano on a moon of neptune?

I suppose you could if you wanted but everyone would think you're a paedo

youtube.com/watch?v=3glL1rJHPd0

saw a cat get run over today was well funny

it only means paedo and if you called someone a nonce in public you'd get a smack in the face.

heathermelty

hate doing a drunk beer run when it's light need winter back pronto

Trump is advancing the interests of the American proletariat.

Liberal, bourgeois, ZOG dog, Richard Spencerist NAFO faggots have been destroyed.

Total MAGA Communist Victory.

about to eat a substantial meal

No it's somewhere out there in space, it's procedurally generated so not based on fact x

I am the last White Man in London. They're hunting me down in packs.

none that survive to this day, no

kill yourself

could i call myself a sushinonce if i fantasize about eating sushi off a nude woman?

Mousey was always telling you lot to learn your times tables. Now you know why

got carp herpes again

how do you prove a rape from 26 years ago? one person's word against another surely

if you think about it, getting HIV is the gay man’s equivalent of getting knocked up

doesn’t mean there wasn’t any back then

umm, this post is victim blaming and as a result, problematic!

playing ff7 on my switch, playing remake on a switch 2 is tempting ngl

the court of public opinion.

Making toasted cheese sandwiches in my air fryer

You want compromise?

toasted cheese sandwiches

FOY

youtube.com/watch?v=KOxRqFO2l64

Simply being a White Man in London is an Act of Defiance.

the ol' yearly birthday cards is it

Yeah cos I can't be bothered to use a pan to do it

go for it!
that's what I'm doing

Yanks call it grilled cheese you spastic mong cunt nonce

drinking monster rio punch as per sacked tranny's advice

*posing with one leg up on a stool, my jacket slung on my back and with a smirk on my face*
poo wee and everything in between: my life as a /brit/ legend

KILL YOURSELF YOU UNFUNNY CUNT. LITRALLY

SLASH YOUR
NECK WIDE OPEN

you know when sweat starts to smell a bit like onion?
i fucking REEK

like I said, the 'Irish monasteries' of the 7th century were not vast structures like the great examples we know from 14th century england or france, they were humble shacks like the reconstructed northumbrian example at bede's world in jarrow. that is pretty fascinating in itself when you consider the fine manuscripts produced in them, but it does show the backwardness of the society in terms of architectural technology and so on

the difference in england is that there are actually fine examples of churches from the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th centuries too whereas ireland does not

Lads, I'm genuinely falling for the new toil-fu with the massive chebs

and what's your plan for the weekend, Canslad?

Getting the cans

I'm getting the wine in

Lads, is this love?

just had a fantastic poo

does not

*does not have them

I'm scared of women on a deep level

nth for the holodem

you're life is so grim honestly

no I shower twice a day so I don't know

*enters /brit/*

Alri lads, how about Emma Watson’s poos and farts yeah?

BBC Sport listing the Women's Nations League fixtures above the Championship game between Blackburn Rovers and Middlesbrough

fucking seething at it tbqh

Get em Mousey

you should drink a can of paint

no one cares about non league mate

shite gimmick

I want a vtuber wife

I'm in the same boat lad, except mine has breeding hips and thick thighs
hilariously out of my league but she's very flirty with pretty much any man she is friends with so it's still nice to be around her
currently drinking punk ipa

I don't even watch football but Spurs are fucking funny

ur getting send to jahanam bro walahi

sock him, janny!

x.com/uncledoomer/status/1907997946131497018

Well im on the bees

picked a bad day to get sober

can't tell if my neighbour is masturbating or crying

could be both

And then we'll watch it dry

HOLY GUACAMOLE

it's a comedy rpg

the 'tex gfs

I be getting active on the motorway fr

Fucking £25 for my justeat curry
Ridiculous

anime

Pure kino ideal

youtu.be/dGZutqT2bvM

brother graduated from uni 2 years ago (July 2023) with a Bsc in Economics

still doesn't have a job

what would you lads recommend to him

just-eat.co.uk/help
Don't be a fucking coward, boring twat. Complain to them dull cowardly cunt.

Hav a can, lad

You mean a tin of paint?

I think mine is married but her husband is crippled or something so I'm hoping through the wine and cans bonding I can convince her to leave him, have my children and eventually post on /brit/

god it's so long

It should be illegal to be so attractive

The revelation came after 71-year-old Pelicot was accused of aggravated rape when police uncovered more than 20,000 photos and images of Gisele being sexually assaulted by a total of 72 strangers - 50 of whom have been identified and are also on trial - as she lay comatose in bed having been drugged by her husband.

The accused rapists are aged between 26 and 72 include a forklift driver, a fire brigade officer, a company boss and a journalist. Some are single, others married or divorced, and some are family men.

At least 35 of the defendants have pleaded not guilty and 14 guilty, including Dominique. One of the defendants is absent for unknown reasons, while another is on the run, according to The Telegraph.

The judge today read out a series of justifications from Gisele's alleged attackers standing trial.

One was quoted saying they believed it was all 'a couple's game', while another attacker said that 'the relationship had to take place at night in complete darkness because the woman was shy and hung up despite her desire. She would pretend to be asleep'.

Meanwhile, another said that 'as long as the husband was present, there was no rape'.

Other defendants also claimed to be under the 'sway' of Dominique who acted like a 'very controlling conductor'.

'I did what he asked but I didn't know why', another defendant claimed.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13807687/Daughter-man-let-50-men-rape-unconscious-wife-breaks-flees-court-trial-hears-photographed-drugged-file-computer-named-Daughter-Naked.html

For him not to take life too seriously

but then you'll end up with 80% of the population in prison

south asian gf kept warm and kissed

generating pictures of naked women (I am a lonely cunt)

Government job that he can't get fired from
Or start an only fans after he comes out as a tranny

You have issues

Not for me bro

put fries in the bag

luv em x

people actually watch this voluntarily. the modern world is properly bizarre

giant shits are what you make, pooing on the moon

stay on his deen and do dawah innit coz bare man aint even going masjid these days bro

alri lads
Dinners sorted

yanks finna be like:

i graduated summa cum loud major in anthropology and minor in biomedical sciences and i got on the dean's list and was class valedictorian and prom king

some men just deserve killing

using 100% of my mind to accurately give myself the synesthesia from that towel

You forget during the winter how damn tiring drinking beer in the sunshine is

I've been walking my crush home since last week to protect her from all the creeps walking around. Next week I’m going to introduce myself to her.

dont understand

I know right, Americans write down on their resume that they were prom king like it was some sort of achievement.

I want to part her cheeks.

steven seagal once said find a job you love and will never work a day in your life

what?

Sounds womfy

Tweeting this

haha so true lad, so true

temperature is going to be hitting sweaty bollock territory tomorrow

what

It puts me right to sleep, the heat of the sun knackers you

I used to say the same, back when I was ignorant

don't drink beer or any other alcohol for that matter

Don't forget their community colleges. Whatever that is
Sometimes I wonder if world would be mostly crimefree without men

fuck me this edible has hit me quick usually takes an hour

cannae believe men fancy goth birds
Why’d ye want a lass that looks like she’s been hauntin’ a Victorian orphanage?
grow tae fook up ye wee wankers

without men, there wouldn't be a world

I have never watched this

once had a person go "aaaaand: SCENE!" when a group conversation came to a halt and I felt like physically attacking him

other experience: college wrestling

I'm down 14.9% thanks to Trump

FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE STOP HIM

Based, I'm hitting the vaporizer.

working with muslim immigrants
company dinner out? you always end up eating sushi or at one of the few places that serve halal meat, or straight up at some shitty joint in the arab part of town, or some other random shitty place
every time it's a god damn hassle to organize
and for what? why can't they adapt to the culture just one tiny iota (can't differentiate halal beef from non halal)? stay in your country at this point if you're not willing to compromise even a little bit on living your own culture

ok mate

how do you buy weed online these days

Scots don't say 'wanker'
That's an auld english thing

You don’t know what you’re missing

you don't zoomers don't do weed

why not just tell them to fuck off or just eat vegetarian?

we do rorke

will you buy GTA6 if it's £100 base price?

Imagine you go prison and fucking russel brand is your cell mate lol

25% Rhienmetall
25% BAE Systems
25% Rolls Royce
25% Saab

Down 8.4% today

STOP HIM

Pish

I reckon people in town think I'm a shooter in the making cos I've been walking around for ages on my own and I stand out physically

weed vapes don't count
is this bad

YES

weird my portfolio has gone up
i only invest in shoes, starchy materials, actuarial services, and plastic companies

don't feed them misinfo you daft cunt

Download Tor

halal certification indirectly funds terrorism via deobandi school of islam (tablighi jamat)
Those people recently organised a convention in my neighbourhood where all the millions of muslims from Mumbai were present. Bit spooky seeing an ocean of muslims in my otherwise peaceful area

what happened on 27 march 2020?

just search whatever your local shop is and chances are they online ordering

fuck's sake I'm telling comfyui to generate naked fat women and they all look like neckbearded men

was at a party once and this lad who studied art was going on about how there was loads of sexualised pictures of naked women but none of men and produced a book of sketches of men with gigantic floppy penises. Proper freak he was.

the fuck is up with the polls
why are they all over the place

Nah, maybe for ES6 if it ever releases

Dunno what to do tonight. If I should stay in and watch snooker and a film. Or go into Newcastle for something to eat and to watch a film. I would be alone either way.

so cute

don't like going out on my own so it's drinking and watching a film on my own for me

Had God designed the world, it would not be
A world so frail and faulty as we see.

ok

yeah?

WHOM?

shite taste

anne possible was the hottest btw

there's so much shit I forgot about covid
look at this, they transferred nurses from other parts of the country into London only lol
I don't think I even knew that happened

tbf higher population density meant they were more at risk s

In bed playing 'yrim on the 'itch

It was real. All of it.

Lived alone in a big borrowed house for 3 months sozzling on beer reading asoiaf and smashing god of war
Lets have another pandemic imo

white woman arse on a plate

I don’t really mind when I’m alone in a city. People don’t question the bloke on his own, I’m basically invisible to young people and women anyway. I feel like I should go out because I live in a small town where classic cinema and exotic food isn’t typically an option. But I feel tired out and would be a lot comfier just getting on my joggers and watching snooker. It’s just I can do that whenever and will be doing a lot of it when the world championship is on later in the month.

Based hope you enjoy it

Black man's supper.

because we have to be "inclusive" and they push the few restaurants they can go to as if they're the best restaurants in town (they're trash)

it is great and definitely worth playing

based I love doing that

Black man's supper.

spamming bing ai images of schoolchildren on a friday night like a black shagger would

I've never vaped once

cannot believe anyone over the age of 18 doesn't like noshing on arse

i'd eat sushi but i'd tell them to fuck off if they picked some paki place
ban ritual slaughter i say, fuck off back to israel or pakistan if you don't like it

new rehab room just droppped
youtu.be/hleE8OB0zSQ

Gigi is truly the only reason for living

can't be doing with this

suspect they are all very resentful that they have to travel to turkey to get hairplugs and take rogaine and finasteride when bald people just don't care

why would they constantly make 20 minute videos about bald people who don't care?

Not really helpful insight there lad.
Fuck it
Odds I stay in
Evens I go out

lads who get their gfs pregnant definitely suck the breast milk out of their tits, right?

surely you're on them before even the baby is, aye?

FAXX

not everyone can rock the slaphead look

mate if I was in that position I would be nursing from those multiple times daily

degeneracy
if you want milk drink a cow's milk made for baby cows

yeah but some people don't care to start taking drugs and have surgery to correct it because they have other things in life
what's the problem?

some guys are just ugly without hair

BREAKING: Trump extends TikTok sale deadline 75 more days

For fuck sake there seems to be very little upside to Trump 2.0. Only commiemong seems happy. That should say it all

milk should be called "udder milk"
"breast milk" should be called milk
mental how the Got Milk? campaign made people believe it was natural to drink cow milk but not breast milk

bizarre post

so what? some guys are ugly fat and don't care. why are these people bitching about it. as i said, they seem very resentful like PLEASE CARE ABOUT YOUR HAIR!

why so serious

me when i walk into a lamp post

some guys want to get with women

love how it's based on the fact he believes he won youth by 34 points
he didn't even win youth by 1 point
he lost youth
bigly
he's a big ol retard

YOU'RE PREFECT YES IT'S TRUE

Might actually go to bed early, lads. Instead of having the BIG cans and the BIG chips

In a stage 2 remapped, diesel D-cat
3.2 litres, you can't beat that
Ford Ranger bus and that's been D bashed
'22 plate, better know it weren't cheap lad

/brit/ is a gay chatroom for gay scat lovers

not like you at all mate, what's up?

so what?

because looks are everything retard.
it's a domino effect.

you feeling okay?

canslad gotta be the same level of fatness and stature as that smelly fish bloke

Me? Fat but have a great head of hair

Had the cans last night. Bit tired and had a long week at the toil with some fuck ups by higher ups

In saying that, wouldn't it be morally wrong of me not to lead /brit/ in drinking the lovely, lovely cans?

Doubt I smell, lad. I tend to shower daily

As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

is this bait are you actually illiterate
jesus christ the mongs that post here...

When I aim our kid I start peeling it back
I just wanna put my team on the map
Red beam on the Mac, start freezing and that
Bagging up stardawg, just scheming and that
Quick drift when I'm leaving and that
Front wheel drive, got a fiend in the back
So I'd better make sure they don't leave with the cash

out of interest, what's your usual choice of can? Also what is your job

why has spainnonce been on melty for the last 3 days straight?

some people cope so you should cope too :)]

cope

Why's he so smug after getting caught?

No. Nothing to laugh about.

do you even have to ask

you're the one watching 20 minute videos of incels bitching about bald guys who couldn't give a fuck about being bald

*heads into name the pub for a pint*

Bulmers/Magners
And technically the title is it manager but it's more like 'do fucking everything in my power to remind the fucking head of finance to start telling his team to stop paying invoices unless I fucking approve them'

who couldn't give a fuck about being bald

yes they dont care so much they brand their entire youtube channel and social media brand about being bald about how tough it is
surely not another cope lmao

Kek this is just insane

Fake Down Syndrome Influencers Created With AI Are Being Used to Promote OnlyFans Content

me on a Friday night

i only watched 2 minutes and they were picking on random people who never talked about being bald

plus someone promoting being bald is doing more good than people telling you to go to turkey to get hair implants like a bitch

erm, I suppose that is a good way to recycle the cans

gonna be honest with you mate I'm now just picturing you as Roy from It Crowd

pretty fucking good if you ask me

Audentes Fortuna Iuvat!

xhamster.com/videos/dadcreep-cute-stepson-jordan-lake-gets-his-bubble-butt-eaten-and-drilled-by-hot-latino-stepdad-xhqUrGJ

got the gay peng porn on

This weather is absolutely tanking my mood team

More of a Cork accent and tend to have clean clothes and a lot more swearing

weirdest ass eating i've ever seen

Lean on God Jesus

bent bastard

what kind of god forsaken place sells fish AND pizza?

i only watched 2 minutes

so you didnt watch and you had a kneejerk reaction to something that didnt fit into your "just bee yourself!" worldview.

plus someone promoting being bald is doing more good than people telling you to go to turkey to get hair implants like a bitch

yes girls will chose the bald man over the man with hair implants because she admires his "courage" to embrace being bald
what a fucking cope lmao

never really felt the grace of God myself so it was easy to grow out of believing

stepson

stepdad

Bloody gay how porn has to get around this nonsense

Mad how this is just accepted as what you do these days but in the 90s Seinfeld would have done a whole episode about it being weird to drink titmilk
Boggles

playing skyrim and the character im playing as in it is having suicidal thoughts

wait so are you just gonna put the fish on top of the pizza? and where are the chips?

plenty of bald men are in loving relationships. look outside once in a while instead of watching incel videos about "looksmaxxing" and PUA

Lad, quick question for you from Canslad: why do you sound like you're trying to convince yourself?

Sky Sports' golden age is over - and influencers and virtue signalling won't save them: SIMON JORDAN

I was confused and angry when I saw sky sports were airing something called the ballers league full of zoomer tiktok scum

desu i don't know what i was thinking ordering both but they might go well together

Pice

what do you feel right now

women will believe anything you tell them

Friday
Warmest day of the year
And /brit/ is...........at home posting on Anon Babble

Ah
Very good then

oh wow the lemon's free???

they think because it's Anon Babble we'll back their anti-woman sentiments

but this is a shaggers generals, take your incel ideology and fuck off

you're a maverick but I respect it

what should I do? I'm in london in a hotel but i'm scared to go out

not sure if that's true

Love staying in

*slice of lemon

I've posted on /brit/ when it's been 30+ degrees out
this is nothing

More to the point how does the vinegar come, in a little sachet?

Paki places do this. It's obviously one of them ("pice of lemon" listed as being free lmfao). He'll now lie.

eat a fucking burger

lmao what a cope, you see a couple outside and think it's a loving relationship?
how many people cheat, how many people are in a loveless marriage.

just pure cope my guy.
please enter the real world rather than "looking outside".
how about you view it from the inside of that relationship.
looks are everything, which is why you believe if you see two people together that makes them happy somehow because its expected of them.

unironically I should become God

did you post when it was 40-whatever a few years back?

*piss of lemon

Where in London? Friday night in London is nice. Go out have fun

i'm not hungry

vain people are more likely to cheat