Zoomers are discovering inviting friends over

Are they really that retarded?

im a zoomer and im a gay little feminine sissy who is helpless
please fuck me and our women

This is unironically a new concept to them because they socialize through their phones their whole life.

It's C++ with training wheels.

how is it anything like C++

it compiles to IL and you don't manage memory

$0.25 for a home brewed cup of coffee using the same beans as a $5.00 Starbucks coffee just isn't the same. Starbucks taste better.

3rdies won't get it

abortion of a programming language

java is bad, jvm is bad, it's unesthetic and overhead is bloated

Is java mean any coffee bean from java? My taste can't differ

It's a cup of joe

cope

I "make" a coffee?? But the barista does that and leaves a heart for me

it's reduced scope since you can't use it to program anything low level

damn bomers must have terrorized you guys considering how many threads i see made about zoomers by millenials trying to externalize their frustrations and traumatisms

inviting friends over

i don't see no beers

Every generation does it to the next, it helps us cope with getting old and losing the world we grew up in

wrong we're in good terms with alphoomers

Do zoomers tikkie their friends tho?

I've seen a lot of zoomers mocking alphas already, it will happen to you too

it's innocent banter not outright obsession like millenials

Sadly not true at all.

I can't communicate with anyone born after 2005

No one pick java for low level you jobless dumbass

It's mostly banter for us too
And yes boomers loved talking shit about millennials

banter

it's morbid obsession my guy and the headlines you posted are just millenials pissing on each other to get clicks

For now. Just wait.

Nah, it's from 12-15 years ago when millennials didn't have those jobs
We're just making fun of our little zoomer bros

nobody cares about muh memory overhead retard it's never an issue in any enterprise-grade application just shovel more ram onto the server or deploy more replicas on different nodes

Cute.

I never invited anyone over because my family was crazy asked house was always dirty. But I love the idea of people having friends.

I wish I had friends

inviting friends over

this is great I thought they were all lonely, I hope they have friends round for a coffee more often. pretty soon they will develop house parties and then they'll really be loving life.

Crazy to think I was already living alone, having friends over when many posters here were toddlers or not even born...

My favourite brew. Dark roast perfeck

literally niggers