/brit/

there goes my hero edish

yall lowkey sleepin on club penguin porn

zesty thoughts are back

who's the guy with the glasses?

Sir Keir Starmer

on the train

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Unironically though why doesn't he just buy a suit

He's fighting a war

nice to see sweden is as pozzed as here

Is he?

Yeah big one l
You will soon too

:/

aye the amount of poz has a direct correlation to the proximity of a big city

sucking down a can of bang's

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clearly says bargs

Every advertisement or sign with people on here is a mixed race couple or just black people
Latest billboard they put up near me has a zesty old black man on it

skibbidi!!!!

THREE TRANNIES TODAY
THREE TRANNIES 9 WISHES

barqley walsh

it’s an ad for “rädda barnen”, save the children
they’ve been having a massive boner about the gaza shite lately so, but yes we suffer the same

BREAKING: Trump announces 5% tariff on sex arses

theres this shadow somewhere in america

*doesn't wear a suit*

2 more hours

Oh that's taboo here
Pro Palestine action here is underground or mentally ill unemployed Arabs wandering around begging for change on the side of the highway with a flag on their back

RIP Kemi

new 100 minute RLM video

weedman just came through

gonna be getting dangerously comfy lads

manchild

Womfy perhaps?

get the nintendo switch 2 direct on

we had massive protest parades daily in gothenburg when the conflict broke

sounds comfy af lad

imagine doing this

time for a nerd crew re-watch for me i think

let's not go crazy here

why do swedes even bother protesting, what’s sweden going to do about anything on the world stage?

womfortable

bet you wouldn't even think twice if I said I was about to enjoy a few beers instead

lost interest in wanking

lebanese gf 2025

Ignore him

RLM is what is wrong mate
obviously a NEET too

alcoholic freak

corrrrrr

not swedes, mind you, protesting
unemployed dole scrounging wogs occupying busy roads screaming about some shite were protesting

I've completely given up on the pleasure side of things, I now just try and spaff as quickly as possible to get it over with

So how was everyone's Eid? :)

the prequels are shit and will always be shit

oh ok it's bad because it's popular I'm guessing? Or because you've decided it's too woke?

called easter mate and it’s yet to come

British actors, like all European actors in general, are evil conspirators, not movie stars. They're social workers for the regime, guarantees of ancient values for the philosophers, all the evil, backward, feudal cultural elements that are throttling Europe poured into one unsuspecting vessel.

don’t bother arguing with cattle

because it's listening to some useless faggot retards prattling on about shit films

Yeah?

business idea: Eidster

:|

Was just saying this down the cinema

just said this down the pub x

What do you do for fun?

sounds like government program

chortle

cheese toastie for me my lad

could do with some australians

*pops a shrimp on the barbie*

Going to call in sick to toil Friday even though im not sick in the slightest, a cheeky 3 day weekend for me hehe

masturbate

Ɛ: iiiiɥ

I think my favorite thing about adolescence on Netflix is that it really kills the narrative that boys are easier to raise than girls

don’t bother arguing with cattle

t. cattle

this is me in the image and i do say that

feel like ive got lazy eyes

Is that a narrative? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that

adolescent girls

me own blood
a fookin vpn poster

Would of never heard of that show if it weren't for this general, please stop discussing ZOG propaganda

after a quick peek around the train i’m pleasantly surprised by the amount of ethnic swedes onit, not racist or anything btw

son, what are all these frogs you have saved on your phone?
you're not one of them... *gulp* INCELS are you son?

Swedes just GET it

even ZOG propagandas gone woke now such is life under totalitarian gynocracy

hilarious that the UK PM is changing laws based on a Netflix series lmfao

gonnae clean my room

zoomers are brain damaged by porn and drugs the internet needs to be shut down before its too late

son.... whyve you got all these little pictures of this old footballer on yer phone?

22 minutes

gonna have a mug of tea and sit out in the sun methinks

heatherpedo and ziedbelg out of sync with daylight savings

lmao

spaedo

Why are anglos so prone to fake moral panics ?

no way

We're not especially, you're just very aware of us because you don't have the same-language exposure to frogs, krauts, wops, etc.

love a good 9 year old on my lap. goes down smooth especially after a long and hard day and you're so tense, she's able to cheer up, love a good whiskey me

why you pouring single malt on your lap

This phenomenon where everyone has to come out and denounce something or someone or else they will be made a social outcast doesn't happen in continental europe

Slave mentality. The empire was fuelled by mindless worker drones and cannon fodder ready to die on the other side of the earth for nothing, meanwhile every decision made nd war fought was done with only the goal of expanding markets for the British businesses. We have always been slaves.

Mental how yanks can never grasp this concept
Same goes for most jfs I think

You're delusional

HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER

Again, you have no meaningful insight into what goes on in non-anglophone countries

actual delusion

This phenomenon where everyone has to come out and denounce something or someone or else they will be made a social outcast doesn't happen in continental europe

cunts never heard of the nazis

The traitor government of the UK is going to put mark collett and the entire leadership of PA in jail any day now....

The attention is also magnified by the fact that everybody can read our mongish newspapers and watch our media. I cant even name a single foreign TV channel or newspaper, but everyone in Europe can read some spastic guardian or daily mail article

This phenomenon where everyone has to come out and denounce something or someone or else they will be made a social outcast

What are you referring to exactly? Provide some examples, let's see if they're real
You jfs too whilst you're at it

fackin ell lads, i'm up to a grand from a £100 deposit on saturday

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Don't know what you mean by this, national socialism was embraced by the entire German population, the only dissenters were jews. Even the communists eventually came over. It was real and organic unlike the movements in anglo countries

true, when i want to learn about the UK, i watch BBC

obligatory advice to quit now
you won’t, but you will remember that you were warned and hate yourself for not listening to me

sucking a ballcock

No he's fully aware of how evil he is

The main example would be the witch burnings in new England

clearly not rorke

national socialism was embraced by the entire German population

Under great social pressure under fear of being an outcast.

I cant even name a single foreign TV channel or newspaper

Germany: Bild, DW
France: Le Monde, France 24
Spain: El Pais
Italy: La Gazzetta dello Sport

Etc

It's still absolutely mental to me how in school other lads had such high motivation to be social and shag girls
They were 14 or 15 and properly trying to have sex. Where did they get that drive and know-how? I didn't start properly pulling girls until I was 20. When I was in my mid teens I had loads of acne and was playing minecraft

get it all on 10 neighbours by 200 lad

probably gonna take half out as winnings and play with the rest

No, they genuinely supported it. 99% of Austria voted for the anschluss for example

Again, you are more aware of this due to being culurally closer to New England and Britain
Witch hunting was a Europe-wide phenomenon, particularly prevalent amongst Germans

don't understand your post sorry lad

99% of Austria voted for the anschluss for example

Ah yes a free and fair referendum to be sure

i went to an all boys school so i can't relate

at this point i'm just living to play GTA VI x

all boys school

oof

The Nazis from 90 years ago you mean?

Why did Scots hate women so much?

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considering turning off my internet at 19:30 and being offline until bed time
Might be good for my mental health i have been told that i have

might wank over how good i've been doing at blackjack over the past few days

It was, just because you dont like the result doesn't mean it wasn't genuine

It was

Delusional neo-nazi mong

I'M HOPING FOR £299

been shitting for 15mins straight

Yeah I did as well, there were still lads who would meet girls outside of school

right so anyway im gay

But it was, the Austrians pelted the Germans with flowers and roses when they came into Austria. This isn't up for debate. It would have happened after WW1 but the treaty of Versailles prevented it

is this allowed?

one more hour

im afraid so

I've never been into Mario so that makes it pointless getting most Nintendo consoles

Hitler invaded and repressed opposition beforehand. If it were a done deal, he wouldn't have had to do that. You're retarded.

i have never seen a woman

Based on that, because of Presbyterianism/Calvinism.

You're just repeating allied propaganda at this point, none of that happened. Democracy is fine until jews and their collaborators like you decide they dont like the results of an election

Get a job

Let me guess, Germany was a completely innocent party in WW2 lmao

Surrendering my life to the machine (AI)

youre looking at one right now pal

what was the april fools? was traveling

dude [essay]
just watch [9 hour Rumble documentary] if you don't believe me

gookmoot showed his butthole but turned out to be ai-generated

unironically??

moot came back and personally called me a faggot

Clio. still got it

This is actually pretty genius.

Y2k Honda Accord
they really don’t make em like they used to

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190 finally learning how to make a basic noodle dish

He hasn't posted here in years mate

Rover Vitesse Fastback – the best executive car I have ever driven.
Apart from the walnut and leather interior, which really does give it luxury car status, what impressed me most was the overall economy. I mean, 38.4 miles to the gallon at a constant 56 miles per hour, I think makes it a class leader.

What, cooking instant noodles? Any mong can do that mate.

He's in his late 40s and only just learning how to use a saucepan lmfaoooo genuine shut-in

Mental how disgusting and shit ramen is in reality but everyone loves it because it's chink food

a class mercedes that i wrote off drunk driving 2 years after i got it

so this is rorke

Rorke eating instant ramen

:(

Rorke eating a Pot Noodle

:O

maccas beats that slop shut up fucking gyppo knobhead

Fresh made dish is better than the instant version? Surely not?

What makes us in the west so ready to sell out our own kin? I feel like people in this country and in the UK would sell out their grandmother for a 100 dollar bill or an accolade or their name in the paper. Where's the solidarity? I blame capitalism, jews, and mass media

Got any real examples or..?

Ok I will buy it!!

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looks like a bit like a dog

They're both called ramen for some inane reason. Just making sure you're not talking rubbish about good soup.

love how heated you fat cunts get over food lol

my genes make me look fatter than i actually am

love me food

nth for the holodem

die out

As a father, watching Adolescence with my teenage son and daughter hit home hard.

We all need to be having these conversations more.

I've backed Netflix's plan to show the series for free in schools across the country, so as many young people as possible can see it.

rorke still posting on Anon Babble

OMDSSSSSS

bit of fried rorke for lunch

omds forgot pic

snoynigga SEETHE

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Type like an adult you shut-in mong.

kys

Nice, I like it

corr wouldn't mind having balls deep creampie bisexual threesome incest sex with my brother and sister
bro would fuck my hairy unwiped boyhole and then my mouth while i forcefully thrust and push my sticky goo into sisterberg's tight consanguineous snatch and make her pregnant, and all in a wildly inappropriate public place like a church during high mass or a funeral or war memorial or special ed playground.
and speaking of special ed, the kid would almost certainly be a downy because of the combination of my sister being in her late 30s, and the child being conceived through incest, now if THAT isn't an act of practical poetry i don't know what is

daring

yeah i remember when i was an edgy teenager as well

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thread ended: 08:36
13 hours
is this now the record for longest lasting /brit/ thread?

you reckon

Anyone but ourselves right?

edgy teenagers talk about how they like stabbing people and that sort of thing, this is simply an attempt at posting something disgusting
not really much of an expert on human behaviour are you lad?

incest isnt disgusting its peng

we love nintendo here

see bottom right

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The first that comes to mind is the J6 protesters. You had many of their relatives snitching on them to the FBI. Why would you sell out your own family members to the police? Even if one of my family members killed someone i would cover for them, id still be disgusted with them but I wouldn't talk to the police.

do you have any siblings? always seems to be only children to romanticise the idea of fucking their own sisters

What threads did we all use during the shutdown?
Did you all go to /britfeel/ or the /brit/ thread in Anon Babble?

fuck south afirca

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i have 3 sisters

went to Anon Babble, posted porn there and got away with it, haven't felt so free in a long time

i went outside

they fit?

Just need a gf lads, simple as

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.....yh
got a little freaky with the one closest to my age, we're both autistic and i guess our isolation was making us act up

ever shagged them?

the /brit/ thread in Anon Babble

unironically the best /brit/ thread in a long time
heathermong banned instantly
very little tranny porn spam since it's a redboard there's not much thrill for them to post it
IDs so we can filter out the absolutely unfilterable garbage posters
honestly the only downside was the annoying l33tspeak filter

egregious as this crime is, i really can't stand it when news outlets use emotionally-charged words like "sicko"
british tabloids especially seem to enjoy using the words "shocking" "vile" and "chilling" too, really chives my spuds that, just seems unprofessional

/brit/ shut down at like 9pm, not much to do outside then especially on a weekday night

Briefly went to Anon Babble, then Anon Babble. Where was the last thread?

what exactly did you do with her?

wha happened lad

noncetendo

Before I went to bed people were posting in Anon Babble
Can't access it to see when it ended since there's no Anon Babble archive
Should have got a snapshot of that thread on archive.today, ah well

prefer not to say to be honest

might buy a dildo
never put anything in my bum though

just tell me you little freak

sicko
shocking
vile
chilling...

wonder if anyone buys GHB for recreational personal use instead of just date rape

Same m8 but I have no idea what the last board was or if we had a /brit/ up there, I presume we did. It was probably fucking Anon Babble

nah its rubbish just uncomfortable

got called a racist in greggs

just buy a prostate massager

getting the daily does of blot outdoors show

it's unfair that i've failed my driving test 3 times when whenever i go driving there is ALWAYS some dickhead tailgating me even when i'm dead on the speed limit
why does karma favour idiots like them instead of polite and sensible people like me who are only trying to achieve independence and nothing more?

Going to run a marathon one day lads

ever seen run fatboy run?

might do a quick wankathon

not if youre a sad bastard

I need Emma Watson to do poos in my mouth.

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we were home alone together a lot near the end of highschool and almost shagged a few times. never actually did it. also dont see my other sisters sexually at all idk why it was like this with her

weird ass nigga

how did you nearly shag? what actually happened?

old money get paid my nigga

need a shower me but kinda cba honestly

3 pm x

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Got my bum out lads

niggas boasting about nearly shags omds

just the usual really

just heard the news
came here as soon as i could

the katies are out xx

literally me

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Nice it’s a bum out kinda day

why do you NEED one? not going to kill you being a bit smelly is it

Mad how every country on planet earth with the exception of a few select countries in the saheel region of Africa have a below replacement fertility rate

Bellendgian cunt ruined school girl posting

rorke's battyhole

perfect katies getting picked up by shiesty cronem in stolen range rovers x

haven't seen a ziedbelg post in ages

*yawns loudly*
yeah, this is mad actually
*dies of boredom*

The people of the UK cry out for national socialism

tappenings getting scheduled
timmy getting left on read
jah getting praised
loud pack getting chiefed

mandingo is such a fucking funny word

its never over
shes a tear that hangs inside my soul forever

daily shower innit. You take one day off and suddenly you're hardly showering at all

I've sat around all day in my room for the last week or so and done fuck all. I can't break the cycle.

Sir Jewish Wife

I prefer jigaboo, much more fun to say

Bad for the skin that. Once every two days is optimal

all the no-life autistic freaks got so mindbroken by the april fools prank yesterday lmao

How did it go from everyone laughing at them and telling them yanks will all be fucked and have to pay more for everything to the entire world will be fucked

if they knew he was going to do this why didn't they prep

too tired to use punctuation im too bloody tired

First week of April and my shifts have already been cut in exchange for staff that are under 18. Thanks Rachel Reeves

Got a Samsung galaxy s25+ me

the batondem, getting a bit twitchy

hope blumpf announces a 100% tariff on the integrity of my bollocks

dont care

Switch 2 costs £270 in japan, and £395 here

this is some bullshit

bluds getting laid off from the gay pedo harem

grown ass man talking about the Nintendo switch 2 LOL

ok, welcome back to rorke's economics, today we're going to talk about how that foreigner really does want your cookie

LOL

Japanese price = £260
EU price = 470 euros

grow up

cronem brushing their waves

Gaytendo switch poo

why did you not think about making this post during the Anon Babble era?
pathetic

It's my 100th birthday today

It's some bullshit. There's ZERO justification for an extra £150

have you ever seen japanese wages? they're not good

got your telegram from the queen then?

Any games?

New

Mario Kart 435 and Bloodborne 2.

bloodborne 2 exclusively on switch 2

new zelda
new pokemon
10 year old ported 3rd party games

What's stopping me buying a Japanese console again?

Nothing
You'll get charged the difference as duty and taxes and then have a console with the wrong localization and different electrical configuration

it's language locked, they sell a multi-language version in japan for international price though

Basically all old games LOL

Is chris chan responsible for his undoing or does he deserve our sympathy