last thread was /hoc/ now we /mlb/-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
mlp edition?
SECOND
we back. yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
my jintsies won again
y0u'r3 4ll f466075
Goodnight, that event was horrible.
mega fart
lole
cum con sex
that was interesting. i wonder if any of us bumped into each other accidentally...
NO STAY UP
WORST FUCKING APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKE EVER FUCK YOU
home
W45 fun
W3 5h0uld d0 7h15 4g41n 50m3t1m3
same
7h15
not a single new post in Anon Babble yet
it's happening
cant filter ID's anymore
but I cant be tied down to a posting style
Im conflicted
8h3y fr0z3 7h3 b04rd bc 50m30n3 p0573d cp
k3k
worst april fools ever
Finally i can falseflag again
Any fellow Lovecraft fans itt?
NOOOOO VAN KILMER IS DEAD FUCK YOUR SHIT APRIL FOOLS JOKE I SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS
It's real.
i've never read it but i like the vibes
shame upon the staff
shame
Did anyone use Anon Babble during the event? It was actually kind of nice. Reminded me a little of Anon Babble from 2011 or so
s4s won.
idk if i have multiple personalities or multiple masks. I don't think I could ever feel like I'm "bee"ing myself
Once they shut down most of the boards, I posted a bit on Anon Babble, until I discovered that Anon Babble was still active, and just posted porn in /bant-cum/.
King of the leafs
no it was filled with pedo images so i went to bant
hehehehehe I'm still here esses!
ya
I made non porn threads and got replies it w2as surreal and euphoric
I noticed /ptg/ was on Anon Babble instead of Anon Babble
thank god i thought we lost you forever
Time to research religious mysticism and jungianism
That's because you're not an NPC and are beginning to recognize the delusion of the conventional self and conventional existence. welcome home, my brother in Dharma.
en.wikipedia.org
i have a full bag of chocolate pretzels waiting to be eaten for breakfast tomorrow
MY BLOOD BROTHER'S FREDDY MERCURY
A NIGERIAN MUTHA OF THREE
youtube.com
dang that actually sucks
aww, that one was still on?! shoot. i was on Anon Babble all day. i saw a LOT of porn today. feeling a little overloaded. i now know i enjoy pale nipples.
Meanwhile on blue boards
Lol you sound weirdly wholesome
Our last thread is still up. They were very slow moving. I was there for 3 or 4 of them, but I'm not sure if there was more or not.
Is there a water sports general on Anon Babble
clean your underwear
I dont think this anon means sports
Short anon is det u dere
There's usually one on Anon Babble.
erm is that Butthew
Calipoornians be like “AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH IM ON FIRE AGAIN”
youtube.com
What are we all listening to in celebration of today
you guys are PRONO ADDICTS
Southern Cletus be like "AHHHH HOW DO I SPELL THAT WORD AGAIN"
If the path you followed led you here, then what good was the path?
flyover fags from shitcago be like "AHHHH HOW DO I NOT LIVE IN THE GHETTO"
I only jerked off twice today, it's fine.
we're literally been getting soaked by a weather system all day, CHUMP
Might move to Slovenia who knows lad
every time you shuffle a deck of cards its the first time theyve ever been shuffled in that order
Sharks SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
you're supposed to write 'Do you even know how crazy you sound?'
i got a short haircut today and it reminded me how fucking ugly i am
Pretty fun watching the demographic shift happen in real time. I have always gotten along better with first gen immigrants than any other group of people. This still holds true to this day. I could write walls of text on the many reasons I tend to find them more agreeable and relateable.
I did notice something from interacting with many people who traveled here from "developing" countries. The moment you find yourself questioning whether you should or should not have kids or get married, your lineage is already doomed. It's already dead. You have been infected. The one thing they (almost) all have in common is seeing marriage and self propagation as an automatic, as self evident as breathing or yawning or falling asleep.
We exist in such an incredibly unnatural state. I don't think they are actually in the clear themselves. 1st and 2nd generation will automatically have kids and get married. 3rd generation and beyond its basically right back at square one.
It's why immigration as a solution to population shrinkage is such a short term solution. It's probably doomed within only a 40 - 50yrs or less.
just ate a ham and cheese sandwich and it was good #sandwich #good
Give it 2 weeks youll be a cutie pie again
Ima be real, Im not reading even half that post. So Im sorry for your loss, or congratulations
Thanks Twitter
Jealous
i havent gotten a haircut in 3 years
uhh what's up with Oregon?? like are libtard policies sooo bad that they make what should otherwise be a pretty competitive state rank down at the bottom with shitholes like california and mississippi and new mexico?
no
Im going yo say something controversial on Anon Babble
Asian women are not that hot
t. stinky
there was a Anon Babble thread about Vito Spatafore yesterday and I clearly wrote that they cribbed the story of a closeted gangster who was caught in a gay nightclub and then whacked sometime around the 80s, but they just kept going 'WOOOKE! IT'S A JEWISH CONSPIRACYYY!'
again
i appreciate the optimism thoever
It’s kind of funny how the anti-woke impulse mirrors Tony
what about the strong silent type; what about Gary Cooper; why does everyone on TV have to be a fag
A Chinese dude gives IShowSpeed a Banana in a KFC bag
I just follow the dao 2bh
i started doing the opposite of the hitler. you know, how he had that weird little square? i just let all my head hair and beard grow except for that one space below my nose. just obliterate that only, because it tickles me when i make faces. a guy at the liquor store said he liked my "fu manchu", but he must have been thinking of some other style. the 66% of a fu manchu is the mustache, and i barely have one. it's all just on my cheeks and chin.
is that a negrokin?
the joke was you had to use the loli boards don't you get it
Going to the vet tomorrow morning. New cat is back to literally starving himself to death. Learned about feral cats the other day and he checks off every single trait listed on every one of the online lists on "identifying a feral cat". Poor guy is absolutely miserable in here. I don't wanna give up on him but I don't want to just torture an animal in captivity because of my ego. Really not sure what the right move is here. Returning him to a shelter is just going to make things worse for him. Actually moving him anywhere else at all is just probably going to be even more of a shock and increase his discomfort. I feel fucking horrible I wish so bad I could help this guy just chill out and feel safe and happy.
I knew I was taking on a huge responsibility but I didn't expect it to get so real so quickly. I've tried everything people suggest and every small sign of progress has been followed by immense degradation in his state. 3 days ago he actually walked out without running away and I was so happy. Now he's at almost 48 hours of not eating, drinking, or even moving from a single spot. He just lays there despondently.
I'd post on Anon Babble but it got deleted
Thinking of shaving my pubes for thr first time in my life
27 btw
don't do it, it's nice for a fap or two but then it feels awful afterwards
dont you will be itchy and want to die plus ingrown hairs
threw some shrooms into my pasta for din din but I was too lazy to dice 'em
Lol I am 28 and only shaved my pubes a few times in my life. Be ready for extreme itchiness also try not to clog your shower drain because if you shave in the shower and don't catch all the pube clumps you are 100% going to clog the shower
Im so sorry its notngoingwell anon
Youre a very kind soul
Youll find a let who meshes with you if things dont work out with this kitty
Youre a good person and deserve a little fuzzy companion who loves you and you can take care of
it's all just on my cheeks and chin.
isn't that an amish style beard
hey the thing is over
the porn spam was too much
fuck you, Anaheim
did Snake Plissken hurt your feelings?
The boobies were big so i was happy
They're the Los Angeles Angels now and your team is shit
Anime banned in Texas
No more animes for buckaroos
Ty anon I really appreciate it. I am stressing about even trying to get him in a carrier. The few times he came out was mostly when I cooked. I think the smell is enticing enough to snap him back to life although only very briefly. Gonna try cooking chicken for him now and see if it will get him out of his slump. Then the even harder part is getting him to accept the food. Even if I put it down and walk away so far he absolutely will not touch it
wrong sport
have you tried kissing him
MY BACK TO THE WALL, A VICTIM OF LAUGHING CHANCE
THIS IS FOR ME THE ESSENCE OF TRUE ROMANCE
take him to the vet if you think he's getting severely dehydrated and they will give him an iv
it can take cats several days to "break" and eventually give in and seek food and water, just make sure he has a safe space away from everyone else with his food and water available to him in private, keep him in a bedroom with the door closed, a safe space is very important to a frightened cat
give it until the morning and then call a vet and see what they would have you do
So why does everyone on tv have to be a fag though?
Tranime was invented to sissify the western male as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
If you shave them like a 1/4 inch they shouldn't be itchy.
Somehow I found an electric razor that leaves a small amount of stubble so the hairs don't ingrow, but it still feels rough and bitches won't wanna fugg. But as far as pictures go you can't tell the hair is there and after a couple of days it can be waxed.
it's honestly incredible that a goonlord like me didn't jerk off once during that event
I learned to stop trying to touch him or even get remotely close to him. He absolutely panics and gets so stressed he completely shuts down for days afterwards. Last time I was trying to give him a treat he panicked so bad he smacked himself into the wall trying to scramble away from me.
Yeah not sure what sport you're watching but whichever it is that's on now you're a low IQ runt
calls someone low IQ
too stupid to look up what other sports are on
THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE IVE EVER SEEN
Oh Batman, my Batman
Not gonna bother, I already know it's monkeybrain tier
it just shoved everyone on to a porn board so i just kind of gave up on it
mmm... sort of. i have more on my upper lip than that. i have the opposite of a lady's landing strip on my face. i just run the electric over the middle once.
Val Kilmer died
Read this in David Lynch's voice
jason is the clearest case of its success
kys ponyfag
OH SHIT IT'S REAL.
need this onna shirt
posting on Anon Babble made it evident that the shitposters in /cum/ are very prolific
Fucking dumbfuck cats wont stop trying to eat plastic jesus christ what a bunch of window lickers. They know they're not supposed to do it because they run as soon as I start walking towards them. Having one cat is alright but multiple of them doing retarded shit all the time because their owner is too lazy to stop them from doing stupid shit is insane.
He's been a walking corpse for like 15 years now, mouth cancer destroyed his vocal cords and health
eat pussy
get mouth cancer
Cunnilingusbros...
if you say this on pinterest there are bots that scan pins for people saying ' i need this on a shirt' and download the image and make it a redbubble shirt automatically
It's true. You're doomed no matter what.
be under the age of 40
have extremely high rates of anal cancer
We are dead
this dude uses pinterest...
oh my God! what on earth, sixty-five?? what happened to him? "tell me doctor. do you like the thircuth?"
Yikes, scoob, it's K-K-K-K-Karens!
it's good for organizing things i like
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *panting sounds* huminahuminahumina *drools*
i hope i get cancer because i'm afraid to kill myself
i only realized today that my birthday is tomorrow (or for some of you today)
hadn't thought about it at all the past couple weeks. grim.
methinks you should organize some BITCHES
happy future birthday
I was kinda hoping the big twist would be the site actually shutting down forever at the end of the day. Would've been a great way to go out.
happy birthday bud. god bless
shut down Anon Babble and redirect everyone to the sharty
It was a BOARD of INTERNATIONAL DISCUSSION!
Jason's mom
Has got it going on
I wish for you to take the path of damnation and attain the gifts of Chaos by attracting the attention of the Eye of the Gods!
once again farting like an unkempt pipe
i agree, but i would miss you all terribly.
i'm looking at the hand on his belt, and his own hand. how big is this guy??
she's an enabler desu
Their gimmick got old years ago
Same but sometimes these things are for the best
So glad I became entirely asexual. Whenever I look at people I think how nasty they smell and how repulsive genitals are. All I feel is a mild disgust and aversion.
thank you for birthday wishes, that's very kind
thank you i think
Yeah, enabling his greatness as evidenced by his obvious progress over the past few years, cope
Chaos Undivided is all about being big, heavily armored, competitive and bitter.
worst april fools joke. you were forced to browse Anon Babble and Anon Babble, and see images of sissy bussy getting pounded
I'd rather die instantly from a car accident or overdose than fucking cancer. Why would you want a long slow drawn out death? When I was like 16 I chain smoked cigarettes thinking same as you said but then I realized mouth/throat cancer just makes your suffering 75x worse before you finally expire.
was bant up the whole time? i thought it was vip only for the second half of the day. bant threads don't show on the home page do they...
i quit smoking because i'm vain and shallow and i was worried about aging my skin
about to violently void my bowels, pray I make it to the throne in time
oh, not for me then. what's the opposite?
Good. There are no wrong reasons to quit smoking.
Chaos champions are like 8-9 feet tall, sometimes taller
I hope it stays dark forever. I hope the worst isn't over.
i hope you blink before i do, i hope i never get sober
i believe it's time for penberg to stop by and conversate
Okay guys, serious question:
Sativa or Indica?
HOLY SIGMAAAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!
that's a good idea i'll get mine out of my bag
in my experience they're both the same and don't do anything different
if you gave me one joint with sativa and one with indica i wouldn't be able to tell them apart
I cant feel anything anymore
i'm not here to conversate
idiot roommate forgot to turn off the stove
What are you here for then
put a rag on the burner lol
oh thank god it's over. that was the worst april fools they've ever done.
as long as you aren't self harming to feel something that's okay
I did this twice in 2 days and my roommate forgave me and I never did it again
sorry, meant oven
*flicks your ear lobe*
Hybrid
might just grow my facial hair out and go hobo mode
GLOMPF! *ha ha ha ha ha*
poor thing
Yeah I hate this webm, this animal is suffering
Like you read my mind anon lmao. I almost added to my post that I finally understand why people self harm but decided it would seem too edgy. Top kek guess it's just the logical conclusion. Not going to lie I am very strongly considering it. But best self harm is just going to lift heavy weights.
Thanks anon
all i merely ate today was two hard boiled eggs, one cheese sandwich on whole wheat, one gala apple, and two stuffed peppers but i took the most substantial meaty shit of all time from that i was actually in awe
it stops itching after a point, and then you can just sit with it. they don't call it a soup trap for nothing, though. take napkins.
he's literally just vibing and eating lettuce?
stop hating, he's living his best life
i've been there before many times, so i know how you feel
i know anything i would say to you would be a boring platitude or truism but it really does get better later on, not everything will be happy all the time but you will at least feel like more than a husk of a human being, good on you for working out
AT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
HAVE IT YOUR WAY
no saxon genitive on the second proper noun cause I don't wanna sound like a Kremlin troll
youtube.com
I'll have the impossible whopper me
i had that once and it tasted like butt
it was like a burger made out of refried beans or something
what drugs are good to combine with alcohol
the keith david narration episodes of city confidential are on
siiick sick sick
cocaine
marijuana
speed
good as in fun or good for you as in not dangerous
DUDE, buttrock and speed metal
good as in i might not wake up
The perfect meat substitute already exists
i always bitch out during the itchy phase
this time i will prevail
fuck falafel, give me arancini
finish your drink and go to bed anon
nobody ever makes good decisions drunk after midnight, sleep it off and see if you feel the same in the morning
falafelheads when they find out poop already exists
I'll have you know I went to a kebab joint around the corner after the bar closed down at 2AM and it was one of the best tasting things Ive ever eaten
Same, based
getting a sandwich from a food truck downtown late at night is not the same magnitude of decision as the one he's considering
there was a really good greek place near my college that was open 24/7 and i would always go get a gyro plate on the weekend with the kebab and the pita bread with the tzatziki sauce, it's pretty much the perfect food
I know but I won't tell you. Don't kill yourself anon
my college had a pita pit that was open all night and that's where we'd always go eat
I miss my cousins black labrador she was so cute I wish I got to pet her 1 last time before she died
i always bitch out during the itchy phase
this time i will prevail
indica. dope should only be for bedtime
Jason's obsessed fan is more irritating than Jason
my fucking campus was a commuter school so it was dead by 5 PM and the food court always was empty/closed by 6
bring back IDs
Feel like I'm dying.
dont ever greentext me with a gayson image again
honestly sounds gay it was a LOT of fun in college, for me anyways. but then again, from a financial perspective I wish I hadn't gone.
Jason's mom raised a proper king, should be proud she should
ours was family owned named after the guy running the place lol
have you tried not being a homosexual neanderthal?
Bring back your mama so I can cum on her face
who's going to win the international 2025
i am jason
let's not
have you tried not being a schizo freak
why all tasty food causes obesity :(
who was that guy muhammad ali said he might not have have been able to beat? it wasn't joe frasier, it was some other fella... i know i could just look it up, but i'd rather one of us remember it... i don't think he ever actually fought him either, it was just an idea.
Can't believe Jenna Ortega is younger than me. She looks old enough to be my mother
Yeah not sure why this guy has such a mancrush on Jason but he's kinda out of control with his
Blueberries and chicken wings dont
when will people learn that fillers actually make you look older
Sorry I got bored of Dota 2 around the time the ringmaster came out and haven't touched it since
it doesn't if you have good genes
Liston? The famous picture is him taking a dive and ali was pissed
I only have khaki's
my high school ex would literally play dota for 8 hours a day every day
not really, I might bring it up at my next doctor appointment but I don't think talking about my feefees with a psycholologist is really gonna do much
no, he did fight him. twice. agh, this is killing me...
Holy fuck i hate gibbons so much
sneed
what sort of colonial line golf playing white bread WASPass private liberal university motherfucker are you, anyway?
drinking milk
I only take 2 showers a month
I had my birthday the other day. No one contacted me, until near the end of the day.
enjoy buddy
That's based. I find an indie group a long time ago who had a bunch of rc cars you could control like that. One of the dudes was australian so I'd attack his feet all day and call him a cunt
it was a joke
genes -> jeans
khaki's
shoulda said main line as in rich Philly Jews
but my class invective was pretty good, I think, cause you replied
make 10 more posts so i can go get my medicine out of the car
south america > north america
okay
There has never been a decent thread made by a leaf
happy belated bday
if it makes you feel any better no one ever contacts me either
Thanks. Happy early birthday.
alright, i surrendered and looked it up. ezzard charles.
thanks
made one
Many many years ago a guy on Anon Babble rented out a trashy broken down dilapidated shack in Detroit and had a bunch of robots I'm there which any anon could control. His threads never got any attention really usually 404'd with less than 10 replies.
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