/cum/ - canada usa mexico

It's funny

there's like a gazillion funny memes THOUGH

when you go travelling and return home you notice new things
looked at my dick, taper from the base to the shaft and taper from the tip to the shaft
yup I got a fucking chode

Yeah it's great
God I love the internet

but none about reading

does ol' Fiona even care, bud?

my chode would destroy several of fionas layers

If old Jews are in control: capitalism
If young Jews are in control: communism

Damn /cum/ kind of sucked tonight

if jews are in control:

so you'd green her gables, eh

Spinster took benzos and got political like a proper wine aunt

I'm not reading this off of Wiki, I actually use to watch Anne of Green Gables as a kid 20+ years ago

kind of like your mom and my balls

south america > north america

Now you've gone too far!

bodied that freak

You don't have to say things like that if it was true. Everyone would already understand it as being self-evident. You're just trying to convince us.

I can fix her

that they got Wagner Moura to play Escobar must've been a black day for Spics everywhere

what a coincidence, i'm arguing with my goon buddy right now

You can't fix BPD but many men have tried such things.

Her heart is in the right place, at least. I don't imagine it feels amazing to have all your views discounted because you're too "emotional" about something you're passionate about, at any rate.

I loved Giamatti in The Leftovers! Send him my love!

Ate some hummus and falafel earlier and now my farts are true megafarts

about who's going to bottom this time? or who's dick is smaller?

SNL is NOT funny

Some of TheLonelyIsland was funny

was it ever anything but boomerslop?

The jeopardy parody with sean connery and burt reynolds(norm) was pretty funny

I'm technically a boomer but I couldn't finish the recent tribute movie. I mean, despite the fact that I'm cousin Balki. They got cousin Greg from Succession to play Andy from that REM song!

She's probably crying right now and needs to be cuddled (by me)

Can someone make a thread on Anon Babble for art of dark type pokemon? I'm just so dang lazy man

During the Gen-X slop era, there were some things that it managed to capture, that can't be recreated now.
The Wayne's World skits had that 90s cable access feel to them, while still speaking as we did in that era.
The first Wayne's World skit end with them calling someone a fag. Any recreation of 90s cable access would cut that out.
SNL can be a touchstone for the culture of certain eras. I wouldn't consider it overly funny thought. Especially not in our brainrotted politics era.

No you lazy ass lol
Make it yourself

also, I'm not even sure whether Bronson Pinchot is really gay despite appearances, and in any case his talent was underutilized.

which is why women shouldn't be allowed to participate in politics. cats and funny haha posts and that's all they need

We already did this bit last thread. No reruns

there was that
and then there was Pauly Shore

Norm (one of two acceptable canadians ever) was good on SNL, although a lot of the jokes are a bit dated

and there were a few skits besides that that were good in the earlier years, but nothing for the last 20 years I'd say

Come on man

you dead SOB, I lost it

guess you shouldn't have brought it up eh

Most female opinions should be discounted for being too emotional. Letting them vote, be in charge of the overwhelming majority of household purchases, have bank accounts, and take out loans, has been a disaster.

be in charge of the overwhelming majority of household purchases

I think this is broadly fine. they need something to do after all

you sir are a misogynist

He was actually pretty good at twitter, when he wasn't posting sports scores

If you said this around me I'd punch you in the face

They should be tending to the house and children, getting money from their husband's approval.
I'm based like that. There's nothing we can currently do to change it, so me pointing it out doesn't actually change anything. Maybe in a hundred years, that genie can be put back in the bottle, but not in our lifetimes.

if women are really subhuman, then explain Maggie Thatcher. Was there an African Maggie Thatcher? No, there was just the local cannibal with a chrome-plated AK as per folk legend!

I wouldn't be too worried about it, short stuff

If you said this around me I'd punch you in the face

Who the fuck is maggie thatcher? can any canadians explain for me?

damn i wonder what kind of skeletons he has in his closet to be like that

It's your lucky day, I'm feeling extra generous

It's not that there aren't exceptional women, it's that they're still going to be too emotional at the end of the day.

No, there was just the local cannibal with a chrome-plated AK

a girls gotta eat, man

Double Vision [Atlantic, 1978]
I like rock and roll so much that I catch myself getting off on "Hot Blooded," a typical piece of cock-rock nookie-hating carried along on a riff-with-chord-change that's pure (gad) second-generation Bad Company. Fortunately, nothing else here threatens their status as world's dullest group. Inspirational Verse: "She backhanded me 'cross my face." C-

Margaret Thatcher you dingus

Who??? I don't know Canadian politicians very well

probably just a single child to an overbearing harpy mother, and too eager to please.

Thank you :)

British Conservative Prime Minister in the 1980s. She cut a bunch of programs that were infested with communists, and the libtards hate her for it. Eventually she did fuck things up a bit though, so it wasn't as if she was super amazing or anything. Just pretty good for the 1980s.

Was she the leader during the Falkland Islands War?

She was the British Prime Minister from 1979 to 1990, so yes.

that's not emotionality, that's libertarian principle. What we are out to do, said lord Goldsmith, is to make money.

Thank you, Canadian.

It was an emotional reaction, rather than a calm and calculated response. She's a woman, as they all are like that. Rationality is several additional steps down the path for women, when compared to men.

*Goldsmith is better known as Sir Larry Wildman from Wall Street

Didn't sleep a lot but I'm awake, sad to see there's already a Canadian talking about politics

He also argued with your queen and scared her off

N

When I was an adolescent punk in Slovenia we used to listen to Johnny Rebel songs and snigger while smoking pot

It'll be real funny if GTA 6 release with a brown woman as the protag and the game completely flops after their 57 trillion dollar investment

Are the women beautiful where you live
It would be hard for GTA to flop
But I think they need to be willing for the female protag to get punked and be the ass of jokes, like all the male protags. Instead of being Mary sue strong independent woman

The game is unfloppable given how much gta 5 was popular

idk, this is a fav

Very basic looking ngl

IDK I think if they make a brown woman the main protag and the game has high system requirements (which it literally will) I think it could do a relative flop compared to what they expect. They're saying they already invested $2 BILLION in the game and who knows when its even going to release. 20 million copies sold will break even but chances are anything under 200 million they will consider a relative failure

something is in my walls

GTA protag will be a jeeta

I find a lot of Slovenian sex symbols now and then outright offensive, this is like a heartland rust belt lost my brother at Khe Sang culture, you know

Based

it's nothing

I'm really proud of that last simile, hehehe. JOHNNY USED TO WORK ON THE DAAAAHCKS!

ahhhhh it's literally nothing! I'm being sucked into a black hole devoid of all matter and light!

What in the fuck is a black hole? Do black holes prove that something with an infinite trait can exist in our finite universe? This seems paradoxical

no youre making assumptions because you're high on weed and lazy and stupid and an idiot

Why are you being so mean to me?

hey, life goes on, even after the thrill of livin' is gone

very little patience for people today

Hes right though

What happened

woke up

did you break any bucks once you were woke?

or is that a barbaric misappropriation of vocabulary, idk
youtube.com/watch?v=eZXS8Jpkiac

Well I would kick both of your asses easily if you spoke to me like this irl so don't say anything to me here that you wouldnt mind getting socked in the face for

AT TNE END OF THE DAY YOU'RE STILL JUST A NIGGER WITH A FAGGOT-NIGGER SON! AND WHERE'S THE RESPECT IN THAT, HUH?

I'm still butthurt at the april fools day joke

It resurrected Anon Babble though

You ever get home from work and just feel like "am I even a real human?"

OK Harrison Ford *leaves an origami swan at your door*

Working around attractive women / women i have a crush on makes me suicidally depressed. like having a five star banquet right in front of you knowing you can't even touch a morsel
This is why i prefer working with men

Sometimes I stare into the mirror and think "damn I really exist, I'm really in this bitch"

It makes me not want to post anymore idk

Why would it make you feel that way? It's already over. You sound like a baby

Miller Grove has got something for everyone

racist chuds get to ironically make fun of blacks for being anti-reading

genuine idiots get to unironically make fun of people for reading

OOOOH BABY BABY SHO-DO-BEE-WAP
We were made guys, everybody loved us
HONEY HONEY OOOO
We used to rob old ladies of their purses and slap little babies in their cribs
LOVE YOU LOVE YOU BABYYYY
But we were honorable - when we slapped a grandpa, we told him he's a no-good workaday shmuck first
BABY BABY DOOO WAAAAAP

Yeah i can understand that feel like sometimes I just stare in the mirror and it's like holy shit that's me and all these thoughts i'm having are emanating from this being which is myself in front of me which is staring at its own self realizing its self
idk, it's a feeling that's hard to explain

black holes

I have severe trust issues. I'm incapable of opening up to anyone. At this point I doubt I will ever love or be loved
I can work beside someone for a year plus without feeling any closer to the person and without revealing much of anything real about myself

yeah
just coomed
not sorry
good night

Listening to Bob Marley .

youtube.com/watch?v=ikKSkx8jE5Y

How about Boob Marley

Legalize it mon

cheeky 530 am walk to the conveni for some monsters

its liberation day

Don't remind me

Nice. There used to be a Sevvy Levvy really close to me but alas it closed down a few years ago and now I'm drinking old covfefe. I would be doing the same otherwise.

Liberation of what?

Might get drunk at work. Either bringing a thermos full of whiskey or irish lacquer, havent yet decided

Why?
Won't your boss be mad?

How will my boss know?

Sevvy Levvy

I miss 711s, I had them in florida but where I live now only has circle ks

you give 'em hell, doughboy!

OHP day

shoulders and arms are already sore as shit

grimola, it's gonna be a long morning

Anyways in the past i've gotten drunk at work before. As far as I can tell no one noticed so it probably should be ok

any sexo girls ready to throw down big time on the sheets

Happy 4:20am!!!!!

Can you hear it
Can you hear Gary, Indiana roaring to life