/brit/

we gave norway half of our north sea oil in the 60s, reckon they should give us half of their antarctic territory in payment

poo poo i can smell pork

yeah it's widely known to be easy and cheap to extract and ship oil from antarctica
mong

feel like SHIT

jizz nipples

corr need that up my quivering arse PRONTO

got the sun shining on my incel worm face

that is a stupid amount of barrels if you think about it

maybe tahir and his constituants should fuck off back to pakistan and stay there if they care so much about it

there's simply no way of transporting oil across the ocean

the technology doesn't exist, and never will

Was wanked off, forced to give head by their biological (german) son. I wasn't fucked up my arse, thankfully.

QRD?

mp writes a letter to pakistani pm
who gives a shit

ah yes something is difficult to do so its impossible and we shouldnt try. No wonder your country is in the toilet lmfao

Probably for the best, the British government is completely incompetent and would squander it like Thatcher did in the 1980s.

didn't you hear? we just stopped the oil

there are loads and loads of untapped natural resource reserves out there, that doesn't mean they make economic sense to use

not a bad psych edition

uh oh melty

went to the rough neighbourhood and bought a soft drink called "Saudi Cocktail. Was ok. Threw half of it in the bin cos it got boring

only thr

coincidentally they decided to end their campaigns when USAID stopped all foreign funding activities

one on the left is in prison

I sincerely hope you're trolling. You're a mindbroken /brit/ rape victim terminally online anyway so I doubt you have any sense real world logic let alone basic economic logic. Please don't respond to me again

making a little song

Or summat

is there any greek post punk? reckon it'd be good

sounds shit

Avocados are so fucking gross who fucking eats this shite

putt an OTT on the master chain at 100%

pesto pasta for tea

any blame other people for everything wrong in their life but deep down know its all your fault man in?

mad how you can just go on tiktok and say casting auditions for drill rap video dress like a slag and come to this warehouse and you'll have a bunch of women turn up

20 british Mps actually. Many with dual nationality. Its all fine though

partial to an avo i can't lie

any cheese on top?

yeah?
don’t have ott, should get but cbarsed

she looks like she smells weird

used to feel the same but now love em
they are the only source of healthy fats

Not really no

almonds mate

yeah mate it's definitely the case that some random /brit/ poster figured out the key to britain's prosperity is to drill up oil from antarctica but the government doesn't know about it

I'm the opposite

that poison dealer better have fucked off and killed himself

no
i feel like pesto has cheese in it

when i was 14 i was raped

what exactly is the problem with an MP writing that letter?

dadbergs family had an avocado tree in the garden when they lived in sa during apartheid

do you have a mental illness?

WE PAY HAND OVER FIST FOR THEM AND THEY ARE GROWING ON TREES FOR FREE OUT THERE FUCK

Have any boards you post on been shut down?

Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble for me

got john martyn on

get them* deported

love post punk me
she's probably lovely, she has a kind face sort of like that thing from the twits

Yes Anon Babble is closed so I can't post 5000 pictures of ugly korean women in the kpop generals

2 dollarydoos for an avo here what’s it like there

SOOOOOOOLID AIRRRRRRRRRRR

In April, the British Sentencing Council of the UK decided that white men would receive harsher prison sentences than women and non white.

This is racism and a racism against a people who lives there for generations.

miss lurking Anon Babble and fantasizing about leaving this shithole but never doing it

really can't be arsed cooking tea there. reckon i'll wait until i'm starving.

To make life easier for their foreign constituents to visit their other country? While the cities here crumble?

sometimes i'll do this and just end up eating an entire block of cheese in lieu of a meal

youtube.com/watch?v=3KDi6KeeiLg

that's a bit grim mate to be honest

already addressed this besides didn't your presidential candidate just get arrested for being too right wing?
now bore off you repulsive little rat

we could achieve a brit thread world record tonight...
we need to attract the refugees

ROUGHER THAN ROUGH
TOUGHER THAN TOUGH
STRONG LIKE LION
WE ARE IRON

no arguments here but the fact is i love me cheese

wanted to rant about toil on Anon Babble but now you lot need to know how shit YAML is

Are they gonna close more boards?

just bought a special cutting board for gutting fish

No one is going to appease you just because of your harmless autistic tantrums lmfao

Grow up

mad how the new editions censored this page

just as long as they don't come for this one

besides didn't your presidential candidate just get arrested for being too right wing?

now bore off you repulsive little rat
France fall too, but you are one step above us.

Today, Switzerland, the USA and Italy are the only Western countries which resist.

mental how a month ago it would be pitch black out by this time

fair cop mate I also love cheese
couldn't be doing with eating a whole block of the stuff though

youtu.be/T0r7rxX3xjE

Hairline integrity: Compromised

shut up you stupid cunt i'll fill you in
had it up to here with your bleating on about fuck all

cocoa butter jars gettin cracced open

my hair all started falling out a couple of years ago so I shaved it off
got told at toil today that my head looks like a testicle
do with that information what you will

i heard it was harmful opinions who got shot in milton keynes

tesco sunderland opening times

Mad how the Twits were supposed to be stereotypical jews

"been looking?"

melty

nigga do i look like google?

what bollocks

tappenings taking place soon

And don't leave me like a trout

you corrupt cunt

How do you filter British flags

I just checked and Anon Babble has fallen

that's funny but i'm too slow for that kind of comeback, frankly I don't even remember what my response was, probably nothing clever
felt it was slightly out of order though as I don't even know the bloke, he was just some random who I see maybe once every six months

It's well known Roald Dahl had a seething hated of jews

mmhmm

Today's my birthday lads
What should I drink to celebrate

i already like the guy you don't have to sell me on it

not him but danny the champion of the world literally has a greedy jew character

fucking hate my mum she knows i have sensory issues and still think its fucking hilarious to call me over to help with something and let out an horrdenous fart, shes laughing her head off but says she cant help it because of her ibs the cunt

Forgive and remember their names

yeah I know that but they're just grotty cunts, he might have been an anti semite but he wasn't thick and can appreciate that people of all creeds and races can be grim nasty bastards
don't believe he was being particularly antisemetic in that instance but I don't disagree that he hated jews

Hope they close you x

kys

little bow peep fucked a sheep, blew a horse, licked his feet
she licked his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice

ktim

Shan't sorry lass x

alri ice cube
youtube.com/watch?v=Fff_pa_NX2M

Dadberg called him a nasty piece of work
I did remind him he fought in WW2 which shut him up

still not changed the clock on my oven

he real happy with his pale ting

Dumb anglos

Honestly sad how we've seen heathermong get mindbroken in real time
Went from spamming about an inane aftershave streamer, to some random trad yank woman, to whatever the fuck this is

sunderland mentioned

With the greatest respect...

Wahey

that's not really forgiving though is it
it is, however, based

i hate my language because i’m so proud of my history

Stupid bongoloid go back to your island

my hairlines fuarked

gymtoil complete

scrantoil on the horizon

kino

went in the shop after toil and there was this chavvy sort of girl, not the sort who has grim caked on makeup but very little makeup actually, fair gingery hair, there with her grim chav bf
she was actually very pretty and had a cracking arse, to top it all off she had no shoes on for whatever reason and had nice painted toenails for all to see
bizarre but shall be wanking to that one later

nobody on the pints then?

Incoherent post

eating flesh

life is too complicated

Just boiled sacked tranny

switch from meat to beans and legumes

bloated and gassy all day every day, farting every 2 minutes

need to shit 6+ times a day

no energy

yeah not doing that again

Your country has failed you de lad make them pay de laaaad

gone feral on a pack of poppadoms

It's funny
His family abandoned him and he blames his psychiatrist
That is why he does it lol

would post that clip of the sunderland shagger but fucking wsg is down

Always on the pints lad

legumes

Insane how normalised it is to hate jews now, literally done nothing but the whole world wants me dead, all white Pakis and Blacks are the ones that actually cause you harm

Shalom

screaming a bbc

saw this on me walk home

he active

yeh tek dat tek dat

i don't hate jews
not a racist nor a cunt
i am often critical of israel because as stated i'm not a cunt

How many times were you forced to suck your brothers cock? Is that why you don't eat meat (anymore)?

Need to soak your beanz

The same £2 to get one that isn't the size of a golf ball

Bit late for that one eh

never met an intelligent antisemite

are the girls who talk to you in the street your female looking equivalent?

peng chav girl feet in the co op (she pulled up her tight trousers and her arse wobbled)

critical of israel for what? defending itself against people that chant for their annihalation?

THIS

Child dies after undergoing anesthesia for dental procedure

this nigga soaking beans

reeks of homosex this general
t. lit, sp and diy expat

Never met an intelligent bongoloid

meltdown

Is there a list somewhere of all the Anon Babble April Fools jokes?

I remember the board merger, stock market, but not many others.

rorke flabbergasted

Bitch, I got my own fire, don't need security in the club (nope)
All that wolfin' on a net nigga, I thought you was a thug
I ain't got nowhere to go, I shot up everywhere they was (blrrrd)
Yeah, you know who took that shit from you blrrrd
Come get it back in blood (blrrrd, blrrrd)
Bitch, come get it back in blood (big blrrrd)
We ain't mask up, no dodger (nope), rich niggas know who it was (fuck 'em)
Extortin' shit just like the 80s, once I'm back, get it in blood (brr)
Yeah, you know who took that shit from you (ayy)
Come get it back in blood (big blrrrd, blrrrd)

are we pretending like israelis don't publicly call for palestine's annihilation? or that israel have like you know tried their best to annihilate palestine for the past 70 years

this ngl

Yeah, there is

never met me then have you
*trips over and stumbles backwards over a balcony on the 25th floor plummeting to my death*

get the peng gay porn on lad

got the big country on

nobody ever talks about how sometimes you can just hear birds in the trees getting shagged. Moaning little sluts they are

cronem slowly a push him slippy batontip inna katy
him can feel hymendem a stretch
it bout fi snap open x

*spits on your corpse*

israel have like you know tried their best to annihilate palestine for the past 70 years

nothing wrong with this

They could annihilate Palestine overnight you anti-semitic freak, Palestine is like 400 Square miles and it's most advanced buildings are mud huts, Israel just wants to co-exist in peace but Muslims are incapable of living next to "Kafir"

fancy wine for some bizarre reason despite not drinking any for 2 years

Grown up haven't you

tried their best

lmao if israel 'tried their best' they could have wiped palestine off the map decades ago, they don't even have air defence

the difference between israel is that we were prepared to live alongside them, many arabs even live inside israel.. but the hamas worshipers can't stop chimping out so inevitably they get slapped back

sent that 'sheed flying back to his Masjid

the difference between israel is that we were prepared to live alongside them

why did they steal all their land then?

filtered american flags. so much better. you have to try it lads.

he's got the graphs out

perfect katy nursing cronem batontip

because if you let them get close to our borders they invade to kill everyone in the kibbutz, buffer zone needs extending for security

not gonna satisfy your (you) bait fella x

This but for British flags

teleri gang rise up

might sing the body electric

we all got graphs

flip flop wearing small boat cronem feeling katy's
batty

openpsychometrics.org/tests/EFAS/

i'm assisting research

so what's the craic with this dogshit april fools gimmick? i have something i want to post in /epl/ so can i just not do that or what?

nah
/mug/ is cancelled too

Prefer both me

do they not realise there's premier league football on tonight? take the piss

there is no correlation between race and penis length

imagine being a black incel.
it must be so brutal.
you finally get the chance to have sex and you have an average 5 inch penis and stacy leaves because you dont whip out a 8 incher.

I think they thought LOL we will close the boards and then the people from those boards will go to the bigger boards and it will be fun and chaos!
but actually people from the smaller boards just did something else and the large boards remained unchanged so it fell completely flat

209488458
bait

Anon Babble is the refugee board of choice

My cock is 8 inches for real but no one here would believe me and you called me gross and brown last time I posted it :/

half the userbase of this website is indian bots at this point

way ahead of you lad
welcome to the sane side
don't mind most yanks but the zoomer ones that post in /brit/ are the worst scum on the planet I doubt even other yanks like them

used to think squirtle had downs as a kid

This but for British posters

the only actual difference is that people are posting ponies on other boards

Don't know about inches, but my penis is 20cm.

might get my batty stretched out

Ja, ek's 'n Suid Afrikaner. Wat het dit weggegee?

GIB

seen enough fucking ponies for a lifetime today fuck me

got the best contraceptive on earth me
*points to my ugly face*

I've unironically gotten up to 9 inches but that was at my best and my chub pressed down, also I'm brown too

DO4E?

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not

Correct

When I was in south africa they told me afrikaans only has 3 tenses past, present, and future

Some politician in New Zealand posted ‘bussy galore’

Be my boyfriend.

more of a domino man myself

AL

Bleach

OMGWTFBBQ IS THAT PISTONARDO SCRINILDO GIVING THE DEVIL FINGER TO MASTER CHEF GREGG?

Leftypol, you're glib.

Nice

the only yank i'll miss is emmayank. the rest are schizophrenic retards. i bet some of them are stupid enough to (You) this post even though i wont see them. such utter mongs. fuck them

CU

the guy who posts the same unfunny shite all day every day for 10 years? that's who you will miss?

could they not have used attractive women

yeh

looks like mine

why do you have foreskin

jeff on a mad one

phonez

Was born with it
What a bizarre question

all yanks are cut though

I'm not a yank

You are both quite literally virgins

Feel free to prove me wrong

yeh u are look flag

been on about this for ages, it's based
emmayank will persist unperturbed, he's been at it for 10 years by now
no need to feel guilty about that

Said it before and I'll say it again
Phones didn't need to progress beyond the technological level of 2006