/brit

Dukes of hazard edition

ZAAAAAMN

This reminds me of how I've almost crashed multiple times driving at night on tlalpan highway and staring at prostitutes from my car

Putting butter on digestives and/or rich teas

had no idea britain is under attack by ninja clans

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I'm 31 and have never had sex, never touched a breast, never texted a woman, never had a conversation with a woman outside my family or a professional context, never been on a date with a woman, never been alone in the same room with a woman just me and her.

ppthats Smokey and the Bandit, not Dukes of Hazard

five posts in and no union jack in sight

g r i m

Buttered Weetabix.

/brit

why not jam

Only for cream crackers.

do one of those things right now
I only put butter on those

we're banning cannonballs next

Rattled

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I dont have gas its all electric. I have an electric water heater and theres a button you press to turn it off when you're not using it. When I moved in I didnt know so it was continually heating water in preparation for using it, running up a bill. I turned it off and now I'm paying nearly 50% less than two years ago

miss being a kid when i could feel good without booze or drugs

get yourself on a fixed rate tariff too

quicktaps? looming x

I miss when the sun in England was a warm orange colour

i know you are but what am i

in the summertime when the weather is fine

By the way, the reason Spaino has been on a nonstop meltdown the past few days is because it's been all but officially confirmed Trent is going to Real Madrid.

Take a night off for yourself mate you deserve it x

couldn't have that these days

due to the woke

UM

erm thats a fannard

heteros are mentally ill for liking this shit

He hasn't posted here in years mate let him go

I’d scran her pussy and arsehole for hours

In Star Trek, the Vulcans are very logical and rational, but they weren't always that way. They used to be violent savages, even moreso than humans, but their culture had a religious awakening and they changed dramatically.
Vulcan was the Roman god of volcanoes. In ancient Greek philosophy, fire was the highest and most spiritual element, while earth or stone was the lowest and most base element. Fire + stone = magma or lava like a volcano

remember paul o'grady?

Fucking hate the fact that English is my native language, literal grug Frankenstein babble. Why couldnt I be born a French, Spanish, or German speaker. English sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. Why couldnt the Norman's made French the language of England when they invaded? Why didn't my ancestors make sure their descendants kept knowledge of their mother tounge? Why is it so hard to learn another language for a native English speaker ? FUCK ENGLISH

shut the fuck up

Might open another incognito tab, give myself a little treat

/brit/ more like dogshit until the toilposters get off work state of you virgin neets farting in your bedrooms eating ham out of the packet

sticks and stones when? those neolithic cromagnons are dangerous too

implying youre on a vpn there. 3 day holiday for you de lad

nun cronem luv more than jerk chicken x

what did he mean by this

yeah i fucked him

Sir Keir Starmer

Interesting, please post more like this

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I believe I saw - forgive me - I just saw a C*nadian in this thread.

i visited Bratislava last year. lovely place

Why

People who hate russia and love Ukraine are literally either Jewish or homosexual.

Cronem TV

I feel powerfully retarded

Low-key pisses me off when I tell people my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child and they immediately assume that's why I'm trans

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Imagine spaino's return when he's been gone for months and finds you runta utterly mindbroken and still obsessing over him daily loool

i visited Bratislava last year. lovely place

I'm kind of like Darth Revan.

Still calling it laibach

mental how irrelevant that place is

literally a gayer version of the US, if that's possible

Ok I'm imagining it

Well, why else are you?

its the future of this nation so its fitting

I'm kind of like Darth Revan.

I thought you were a woman. Did it change again?

Anyone got any lazyboy music?

my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child

Darth Darksteel the Hedgehog

my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child

Darth Noncealot

dont understand gambling addictions. how can you get addicted to that? its not a substance like drugs or booze. very strange. i think so-called gambling addicts are all lying for attention or bennies

Lots of "used to be republican but now I'm fed up and betrayed" types who do that here now

Cuz I was born as a woman with a male body

I am a woman

Well, personally, I didn't think it had anything to do with your dad really.

my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child and now I spend all my time working in aldi

Aren't you trans?

That’s Smoky and the Bandit dipshit.

might make my wee willy winky shoot some spunkies

hi lads

British people don't have Nascar.

I was born as a woman with a male body

I spend all my time working in aldi

he works like 10 hours a week

i would have just been born in a woman's body if i were you

Don't see the point in wearing a wrist watch in 2025.

g'day cobba

it's a very interesting addiction
Dostoyevsky described it as a cleansing experience when you lose all your money

I got a 35 hour week coming up soon

no great loss

he monke
he racing

He can't even do that right and is getting sacked soon.
Bet he only works that long because he takes too long with the pallets.

Dr Rorke is on the case!

Sports gambling is an epidemic in this country after they legalized it. Every single sports betting site is run by jews. It was illegal when Italians did sports betting but when jews do it its legal and regulated

Newborn baby found dead outside Notting Hill church was discovered in M&S bag, police say

Remembering the time a bouncer asked me if I was from Uzbekistan when looking at my ID and when I asked why he said because I was a speccy spaz and a group of girls behind me laughed

The enjoyment from the action triggers the release of chemicals in the brain.

Funny how when you hear 39 hours a week it doesn't sound too bad considering 24 hours in a day and seven days a week.

But it's actually quite horrendous because you forget about commute times and sleep times. So you probably get like 5 free hours a day when you're not working, commuting or sleeping

how will you ever cope with that?

dont understand gambling addictions. how can you get addicted to that? its not a substance like drugs or booze. very strange. i think so-called gambling addicts are all lying for attention or bennies

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dr huebert rorke

dtfib is posting about dead children now

is this nigga serious

SCREAMING

bruh moment xd ftw

No Peters
No mice
No ninja swords

Starter's Britain

Aragorn no!

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slapping my arse cheeks like a bongo

It's mostly late shifts which I prefer

leaky batontips pulsating for grippydem

ktim

'nese takeaway tonight i reckon

Having a big pint and a little one.

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Bet he was traumatised…

It's time...final getsuga tenshou.

pretty weird how its legal to shag a 16 year old in this country. they're actual children.
reckon it should be 18. i might write to my mp about it

chuds will say this type of occurrence WON'T fuck up the poor kid's life forever x

Until then, booking my monthly trip to the UK.

You're autistically obsessing over this because your life is empty

still get shouted at for trying to shag 18 year olds in mid twenties
worlds gone mad

If you ask me it should be younger.

What did he mean by this

Why are there so many laws against male sexuality, and zero laws against female sexuality?

nobody should be allowed to do anything ever everything should be a crime

where do you go to find girls just above the age of consent?

gchq - this is the one

what laws are there against male sexuality and what laws do you want to see against female sexuality?

schools

what laws do you want to see against female sexuality?

want em all locked up
not sexist just don't like em

I don’t think you read his post mate, it clearly implied legal activity

The most painful thing in the world is forbidden love. Loving someone should not be illegal

vocational schools?

'

tell it to the judge

Why does the government pay people to noncepost here

I agree, love who you want, so long as they're over 18, not the same sex nor of a different race

male sexuality:
upskirting
paedophilia
rape
domestic abuse

female sexuality:
pedro pascal fancams
werewolf porn

corr cant wait for Iftar lads. im starving

Pedro Pascal is 100% a woofter.

I agree wholeheartedly and so does 99% of humanity

I’d suck a poo from Emma Watson’s butt.

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Me? Personally not a fan of pubic hair

bum gravy

fancy a bum? x

If the company I had a final stage interview for doesn't call me in the next 11 minutes I'm considering it officially over

At least I can drink myself into a stupor all weekend

Slug in the gaff!

Put him in a toilet roll and outside

woke thing, you make my arse sing

18 year old fresh untouched vadge. mmmm

listening to the Classic Chillout Album (2001)

well theyre not calling at this time on a friday are they

Agreed, trying to eat girl out with a bush is disgusting

drinking the blood of my enemies

got any enemies with HIV?

Who cares lad
money is all that matters

if you have enough money then carry on

fingering my arsehole til I cum poo

it's eating their poo for me

Sad cope

awful terrible thread today

Hello schlomo

yeah but they be showering right now so please be mindful

mad how i was shagging girls when i was 16 yet there are other blokes still virgins well into their 30s. such is the tapestry of life

No you're not

Didn't ask for your input

foy

why do you think about men showering all the time

redditors brains short circuiting trying to defend this

oh you're a doctor then are you? you've personally diagnosed those people and concluded they aren't disabled have you?

lmao a country of benefit scroungers, get them all off!

Your little sister doesn't count mate

pair of mincers (nothing wrong with that mind)

Now you spend your fridays posting with those very same men.

does though doesnt she. think on mate

the menthol elf at it again
someone stop him

mental health

looks like Earth

testing 1.. 2.. 3..

16 year old girls haven't even learned to clean their fannies properly. their labia are surrounded by smegma

bollocks no it doesn't

thats where you come in

Is FC 25 any good?

not all of them
but theres nothing wrong with a chill night in with the /brit/ lads - but only if you have something lined up for saturday (which i do)

oh mein gott! das eins neunzig!!!

half your age plus 7. never lets you down

Are you mental

how is that a bad thing you homosexual

there's nothing else

Freshly shaved vaginas. Can't beat it

if you're a woman this should be half your age minus 4

nowt wrong with a 40 year old woman getting on a 16 year old cock (completely legal by the way)

getting flashbacks to the horror show that was my smeggy penis at age 13

Prefer naturally hairless myself

im not gay. i have relationships with women. and sex with men

No :(

Firstly you're wrong, secondly I don't have money that's why I need the job

They need someone to guide them

erm...

um

how do i undo my coomer brain

can't look at a woman without think how i'd plough her

evil thread

gchq arrest these men

Corr.. 18 year old midgets with alopecia.. mmm corr spaff

Why don't you offer to shave their vags for them hmm? that's a bonding experience right there

if you want freshly shaved then do it yourself

Pray to your heavenly mother Mary

we're all spooks you mong

thats normal you mong. coom-brain refers to porn addiction

listening to Veridis Quo. nice tune but a bit repetitive. 7/10

20 nuggets and large fries

£15.14

The delivery charges are absolutely obscene these days. Should genuinely be illegal for it to cost that much. If you're gonna use Somali slave labour, at least push the savings onto me fs.

katy craving batontip

Yeah crazy how evolution has programmed you that way huh?

gail porter alopecia sex arse

Why are all women attention seeking whores? My sister lied about needing glasses just to be special? Idk hate my sister btw fucking whore

British ninja

So cool....

When I say willies you say poo
WILLIES

delivery

lazy fuck omds

go get it yourself mong

and yet you'll still hand over that amount for the dog shit quality food because you're a grim fat runt

Need to take dogberg for a walk but there are some troublesome looking teenagers in the park

Kek

nieceberg loves sitting on my laptop :3

Electric's out at the minute so can't cook myself anything

Mine is mentally challenged and plays with dolls all day

microwave

Heuberts not gonna like this

physical attraction is nonsense:

feet

smell bad, weird shape

legs

meat stilts

genitalia

pissy unclean concavity or convexity

tummy, arse,

filled with visceras and poo

hands

look bad, like someone hacked a stump to make it more useful

arms

hand stilts

shoulders, back

just no

head

filled with snots and stupid notions

hair, bodyhair

human grass, i don't care for grass

top your metre up then

I'm attracted to 40 year old women with the mind of a 10 year old

Dont think you know how microwaves work mate

Always wanted to do this
Usually fantasised about getting the ex ready for a date with the bull with this scenario

Absolutely mentally crazy how rich people do jackshit and sit on their own arse as their piles of money make money FOR THEM through investments and shit.

they don't lift a goddamn finger and their money generates more money. fucking insane

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based?

Virgin Media knocked it out when they were working on something down the street apparently.

show me a better song intro than Here to Stay by Korn

Yeah its called usury and parasitism

Delivery driver's name is Daniel. Reckon he's white? Never met a black called Daniel

something off with that gary stevenson fella

me? only shag girls half my age. More energy than older lasses. Shame the older I get so do they. Dreading turning 19 this year because of that.

ive seen a lot of people claim he's a massive fraud and doesn't actually know what he's on about. just got lucky with stock trades

Got myself a wee date sorted for the mara lads. Got caught in a wee alcove with a bird hiding from the torrential hailstorm that came out of nowhere earlier and got chatting. Mental how life is so random and any given moment could change the course of your life forever.

weak joke

The modern branch of philosophy known as semiotics was pioneered by the 19th century American philosopher Charles Pierce. It is the study of signs and symbols.
He is also credited as one of the most important logicians.

t. coomers

poo, but also poo and poo

McAfee

HATE this time of day when the sun shines directly through my window and on me so the entire street outside can witness my measly virginous runt existence

I want to shag twenty one year olds

Peirce*

commiting to Zero-Poo April

13 y o g's

wait....

studio ghibli ai thing not wokring any more :)

Is Russia based if they won would all this globalism stop?

no
putin is also a WEF pawn

77th

Russia is utterly decrepit. A geriatric state. Perhaps the only country more degenerated than us

Who are our guys? North Korea?

200mg 66-FAG-POO straight up the shitter

glad we don't have such retarded rules in this country

she literally did the guy a favour

oh dear
you think putin is le based when he is a pozzed cuck like the rest of them

probs

far too important at work me. One of those guys where if you see me working you know it's important shit

ah yes 77th brigade once again with the le eurasian muslim lines again

It's still illegal here. Teacher is in a position of authority

Late to the Studio Ghibli party.

Drive the buses do you?

Only way globalism stops is if the US empire dies

and chebs?

safeguarding laws

they did it outside of the school and he begged her. nutting wrong with that.

she wanted summat yung quicktap

The Tunnel Snakes

I feel sorry for you

New

yes that is exactly how people react when they find out how important i am at work

rapunzel rapunzel let down your pubes!

They arrested some 20 year old kid for burning a Quran, proceeded to transport him 1300 Miles to Chechnya where the leader of the Islamic Republic had his 13 year old son beat him up on camera, he was then wheeled into court black and blue and given a 15 year sentence of hard labour in a Chechen Muslim prison