Dukes of hazard edition
/brit
ZAAAAAMN
This reminds me of how I've almost crashed multiple times driving at night on tlalpan highway and staring at prostitutes from my car
Putting butter on digestives and/or rich teas
had no idea britain is under attack by ninja clans
I'm 31 and have never had sex, never touched a breast, never texted a woman, never had a conversation with a woman outside my family or a professional context, never been on a date with a woman, never been alone in the same room with a woman just me and her.
ppthats Smokey and the Bandit, not Dukes of Hazard
five posts in and no union jack in sight
g r i m
Buttered Weetabix.
/brit
why not jam
*nasally virgin voice*
ACKSHUALLY it's brewed in burton upon trent
Only for cream crackers.
do one of those things right now
I only put butter on those
we're banning cannonballs next
Rattled
I dont have gas its all electric. I have an electric water heater and theres a button you press to turn it off when you're not using it. When I moved in I didnt know so it was continually heating water in preparation for using it, running up a bill. I turned it off and now I'm paying nearly 50% less than two years ago
miss being a kid when i could feel good without booze or drugs
get yourself on a fixed rate tariff too
quicktaps? looming x
I miss when the sun in England was a warm orange colour
i know you are but what am i
in the summertime when the weather is fine
By the way, the reason Spaino has been on a nonstop meltdown the past few days is because it's been all but officially confirmed Trent is going to Real Madrid.
Take a night off for yourself mate you deserve it x
couldn't have that these days
due to the woke
UM
erm thats a fannard
heteros are mentally ill for liking this shit
He hasn't posted here in years mate let him go
That's smokey and the bandit, kiddo.
I’d scran her pussy and arsehole for hours
In Star Trek, the Vulcans are very logical and rational, but they weren't always that way. They used to be violent savages, even moreso than humans, but their culture had a religious awakening and they changed dramatically.
Vulcan was the Roman god of volcanoes. In ancient Greek philosophy, fire was the highest and most spiritual element, while earth or stone was the lowest and most base element. Fire + stone = magma or lava like a volcano
remember paul o'grady?
Fucking hate the fact that English is my native language, literal grug Frankenstein babble. Why couldnt I be born a French, Spanish, or German speaker. English sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. Why couldnt the Norman's made French the language of England when they invaded? Why didn't my ancestors make sure their descendants kept knowledge of their mother tounge? Why is it so hard to learn another language for a native English speaker ? FUCK ENGLISH
shut the fuck up
Might open another incognito tab, give myself a little treat
/brit/ more like dogshit until the toilposters get off work state of you virgin neets farting in your bedrooms eating ham out of the packet
sticks and stones when? those neolithic cromagnons are dangerous too
implying youre on a vpn there. 3 day holiday for you de lad
nun cronem luv more than jerk chicken x
what did he mean by this
yeah i fucked him
Sir Keir Starmer
Interesting, please post more like this
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I believe I saw - forgive me - I just saw a C*nadian in this thread.
i visited Bratislava last year. lovely place
Why
People who hate russia and love Ukraine are literally either Jewish or homosexual.
Cronem TV
I feel powerfully retarded
Low-key pisses me off when I tell people my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child and they immediately assume that's why I'm trans
Imagine spaino's return when he's been gone for months and finds you runta utterly mindbroken and still obsessing over him daily loool
Always think of this when I see Bratislava
youtu.be
i visited Bratislava last year. lovely place
I'm kind of like Darth Revan.
Still calling it laibach
mental how irrelevant that place is
literally a gayer version of the US, if that's possible
Ok I'm imagining it
Well, why else are you?
its the future of this nation so its fitting
I'm kind of like Darth Revan.
I thought you were a woman. Did it change again?
Anyone got any lazyboy music?
my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child
Darth Darksteel the Hedgehog
my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child
Darth Noncealot
dont understand gambling addictions. how can you get addicted to that? its not a substance like drugs or booze. very strange. i think so-called gambling addicts are all lying for attention or bennies
Lots of "used to be republican but now I'm fed up and betrayed" types who do that here now
Cuz I was born as a woman with a male body
I am a woman
Well, personally, I didn't think it had anything to do with your dad really.
my dad died and I was sexually abused as a child and now I spend all my time working in aldi
Aren't you trans?
That’s Smoky and the Bandit dipshit.
might make my wee willy winky shoot some spunkies
hi lads
British people don't have Nascar.
I was born as a woman with a male body
I spend all my time working in aldi
he works like 10 hours a week
i would have just been born in a woman's body if i were you
Don't see the point in wearing a wrist watch in 2025.
g'day cobba
it's a very interesting addiction
Dostoyevsky described it as a cleansing experience when you lose all your money
I got a 35 hour week coming up soon
no great loss
he monke
he racing
He can't even do that right and is getting sacked soon.
Bet he only works that long because he takes too long with the pallets.
Dr Rorke is on the case!
Sports gambling is an epidemic in this country after they legalized it. Every single sports betting site is run by jews. It was illegal when Italians did sports betting but when jews do it its legal and regulated
Newborn baby found dead outside Notting Hill church was discovered in M&S bag, police say
Remembering the time a bouncer asked me if I was from Uzbekistan when looking at my ID and when I asked why he said because I was a speccy spaz and a group of girls behind me laughed
The enjoyment from the action triggers the release of chemicals in the brain.
Funny how when you hear 39 hours a week it doesn't sound too bad considering 24 hours in a day and seven days a week.
But it's actually quite horrendous because you forget about commute times and sleep times. So you probably get like 5 free hours a day when you're not working, commuting or sleeping
how will you ever cope with that?
dont understand gambling addictions. how can you get addicted to that? its not a substance like drugs or booze. very strange. i think so-called gambling addicts are all lying for attention or bennies
dr huebert rorke
dtfib is posting about dead children now
is this nigga serious
SCREAMING
bruh moment xd ftw
No Peters
No mice
No ninja swords
Starter's Britain
Aragorn no!
slapping my arse cheeks like a bongo
It's mostly late shifts which I prefer
leaky batontips pulsating for grippydem
ktim
'nese takeaway tonight i reckon
Having a big pint and a little one.
:/
Bet he was traumatised…
It's time...final getsuga tenshou.
pretty weird how its legal to shag a 16 year old in this country. they're actual children.
reckon it should be 18. i might write to my mp about it
chuds will say this type of occurrence WON'T fuck up the poor kid's life forever x
Until then, booking my monthly trip to the UK.
You're autistically obsessing over this because your life is empty
still get shouted at for trying to shag 18 year olds in mid twenties
worlds gone mad
If you ask me it should be younger.
What did he mean by this
Why are there so many laws against male sexuality, and zero laws against female sexuality?
nobody should be allowed to do anything ever everything should be a crime
where do you go to find girls just above the age of consent?
gchq - this is the one
what laws are there against male sexuality and what laws do you want to see against female sexuality?
schools
what laws do you want to see against female sexuality?
want em all locked up
not sexist just don't like em
I don’t think you read his post mate, it clearly implied legal activity
The most painful thing in the world is forbidden love. Loving someone should not be illegal
vocational schools?
'
tell it to the judge
Why does the government pay people to noncepost here
I agree, love who you want, so long as they're over 18, not the same sex nor of a different race
male sexuality:
upskirting
paedophilia
rape
domestic abuse
female sexuality:
pedro pascal fancams
werewolf porn
corr cant wait for Iftar lads. im starving
Pedro Pascal is 100% a woofter.
I agree wholeheartedly and so does 99% of humanity
I’d suck a poo from Emma Watson’s butt.
Me? Personally not a fan of pubic hair
bum gravy
fancy a bum? x
If the company I had a final stage interview for doesn't call me in the next 11 minutes I'm considering it officially over
At least I can drink myself into a stupor all weekend
Slug in the gaff!
Put him in a toilet roll and outside
woke thing, you make my arse sing
18 year old fresh untouched vadge. mmmm
listening to the Classic Chillout Album (2001)
well theyre not calling at this time on a friday are they
Agreed, trying to eat girl out with a bush is disgusting
drinking the blood of my enemies
got any enemies with HIV?
Who cares lad
money is all that matters
if you have enough money then carry on
fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
it's eating their poo for me
Sad cope
awful terrible thread today
Hello schlomo
yeah but they be showering right now so please be mindful
mad how i was shagging girls when i was 16 yet there are other blokes still virgins well into their 30s. such is the tapestry of life
No you're not
Didn't ask for your input
foy
why do you think about men showering all the time
redditors brains short circuiting trying to defend this
oh you're a doctor then are you? you've personally diagnosed those people and concluded they aren't disabled have you?
lmao a country of benefit scroungers, get them all off!
Your little sister doesn't count mate
pair of mincers (nothing wrong with that mind)
looks like Halo
you can imagine the ring curving upwards in the sky
Now you spend your fridays posting with those very same men.
does though doesnt she. think on mate
the menthol elf at it again
someone stop him
mental health
looks like Earth
testing 1.. 2.. 3..
16 year old girls haven't even learned to clean their fannies properly. their labia are surrounded by smegma
bollocks no it doesn't
thats where you come in
Is FC 25 any good?
not all of them
but theres nothing wrong with a chill night in with the /brit/ lads - but only if you have something lined up for saturday (which i do)
*enters brit*
oh mein gott! das eins neunzig!!!
half your age plus 7. never lets you down
Are you mental
how is that a bad thing you homosexual
there's nothing else
Freshly shaved vaginas. Can't beat it
if you're a woman this should be half your age minus 4
nowt wrong with a 40 year old woman getting on a 16 year old cock (completely legal by the way)
getting flashbacks to the horror show that was my smeggy penis at age 13
Prefer naturally hairless myself
im not gay. i have relationships with women. and sex with men
No :(
Firstly you're wrong, secondly I don't have money that's why I need the job
They need someone to guide them
erm...
um
how do i undo my coomer brain
can't look at a woman without think how i'd plough her
evil thread
gchq arrest these men
Corr.. 18 year old midgets with alopecia.. mmm corr spaff
Why don't you offer to shave their vags for them hmm? that's a bonding experience right there
if you want freshly shaved then do it yourself
Pray to your heavenly mother Mary
we're all spooks you mong
thats normal you mong. coom-brain refers to porn addiction
listening to Veridis Quo. nice tune but a bit repetitive. 7/10
20 nuggets and large fries
£15.14
The delivery charges are absolutely obscene these days. Should genuinely be illegal for it to cost that much. If you're gonna use Somali slave labour, at least push the savings onto me fs.
katy craving batontip
Yeah crazy how evolution has programmed you that way huh?
gail porter alopecia sex arse
Why are all women attention seeking whores? My sister lied about needing glasses just to be special? Idk hate my sister btw fucking whore
British ninja
So cool....
When I say willies you say poo
WILLIES
delivery
lazy fuck omds
go get it yourself mong
and yet you'll still hand over that amount for the dog shit quality food because you're a grim fat runt
Need to take dogberg for a walk but there are some troublesome looking teenagers in the park
Kek
nieceberg loves sitting on my laptop :3
Electric's out at the minute so can't cook myself anything
Mine is mentally challenged and plays with dolls all day
microwave
Heuberts not gonna like this
physical attraction is nonsense:
feet
smell bad, weird shape
legs
meat stilts
genitalia
pissy unclean concavity or convexity
tummy, arse,
filled with visceras and poo
hands
look bad, like someone hacked a stump to make it more useful
arms
hand stilts
shoulders, back
just no
head
filled with snots and stupid notions
hair, bodyhair
human grass, i don't care for grass
top your metre up then
I'm attracted to 40 year old women with the mind of a 10 year old
Dont think you know how microwaves work mate
Always wanted to do this
Usually fantasised about getting the ex ready for a date with the bull with this scenario
Absolutely mentally crazy how rich people do jackshit and sit on their own arse as their piles of money make money FOR THEM through investments and shit.
they don't lift a goddamn finger and their money generates more money. fucking insane
based?
Virgin Media knocked it out when they were working on something down the street apparently.
show me a better song intro than Here to Stay by Korn
Yeah its called usury and parasitism
Delivery driver's name is Daniel. Reckon he's white? Never met a black called Daniel
something off with that gary stevenson fella
me? only shag girls half my age. More energy than older lasses. Shame the older I get so do they. Dreading turning 19 this year because of that.
ive seen a lot of people claim he's a massive fraud and doesn't actually know what he's on about. just got lucky with stock trades
Got myself a wee date sorted for the mara lads. Got caught in a wee alcove with a bird hiding from the torrential hailstorm that came out of nowhere earlier and got chatting. Mental how life is so random and any given moment could change the course of your life forever.
weak joke
The modern branch of philosophy known as semiotics was pioneered by the 19th century American philosopher Charles Pierce. It is the study of signs and symbols.
He is also credited as one of the most important logicians.
t. coomers
poo, but also poo and poo
McAfee
HATE this time of day when the sun shines directly through my window and on me so the entire street outside can witness my measly virginous runt existence
I want to shag twenty one year olds
Peirce*
commiting to Zero-Poo April
13 y o g's
wait....
this is you
studio ghibli ai thing not wokring any more :)
Is Russia based if they won would all this globalism stop?
no
putin is also a WEF pawn
77th
Russia is utterly decrepit. A geriatric state. Perhaps the only country more degenerated than us
Who are our guys? North Korea?
200mg 66-FAG-POO straight up the shitter
glad we don't have such retarded rules in this country
she literally did the guy a favour
oh dear
you think putin is le based when he is a pozzed cuck like the rest of them
probs
far too important at work me. One of those guys where if you see me working you know it's important shit
ah yes 77th brigade once again with the le eurasian muslim lines again
It's still illegal here. Teacher is in a position of authority
Late to the Studio Ghibli party.
Drive the buses do you?
Only way globalism stops is if the US empire dies
and chebs?
safeguarding laws
they did it outside of the school and he begged her. nutting wrong with that.
she wanted summat yung quicktap
The Tunnel Snakes
I feel sorry for you
New
yes that is exactly how people react when they find out how important i am at work
rapunzel rapunzel let down your pubes!
They arrested some 20 year old kid for burning a Quran, proceeded to transport him 1300 Miles to Chechnya where the leader of the Islamic Republic had his 13 year old son beat him up on camera, he was then wheeled into court black and blue and given a 15 year sentence of hard labour in a Chechen Muslim prison