/brit/

Dogberg edition

very VERY excited about the 'scort tonight

£500 is very worth it given how much it cost to have a gf

gonna try out all my fantasies on her

maybe not but thats the reason this civil war crap is being pushed, he's just buying into it

nth for the holodem

we don't need to make steeI, that's what the third world is for

Buys a thin and crispy pizza

I don't like it the base is too thin and crispy

Literally impossible having a conversation with some of you fucking mongos.

it's over

USA is the UK just on a much bigger scale

It's inevitable you clown

This is all Margret Thatchers fault for selling off our industries

selling off a poo

simpson-pusey

The British capitalist elites who turned this homogeneous island into a complete third world wasteland are the biggest criminals in history.

You mean Tories?

at least we’re not speaking German

who's going to be fighting it then
and with what money
and what guns
and what training
and who is going to lead them
and how will they be organized

got the electronica on

at least we’re not speaking German

y-yeah good thing that.

would it even be different? how would they not collapse or change over 80 years

'White men are going to be treated a lot tougher by judges from Tuesday, compared to other groups'

Keir Starmer told GB News 'all options are on the table' after the Sentencing Council refused to scrap rules criticised over concern they will create differential treatment

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We are the new n****rs.

the third reich would have lasted to today

lol
lmao

housemate is normally a quiet and respectful chap but he got hammered last night and became rude, annoying and brash, it's like he drank a potion that turned him american

Mad how kino Europe would be if the nazis won.
200m Germans from Metz to Baku.
No darkies

eating a apple

sounds like he drank a potion that made him drunk

Hitler loved blacks and Indians he would have brought in a hundred million by now

theres always that paki woman left liberal woman in here

World War One was literally the downfall of humanity and we're only now starting to see its effects.

What is this timeline were living in? Just proper mental. Everything, all of it.

It definitely would have.
America only won the cold war due to Gorbachev and owning half of Europe.
Germany would've ruled everywhere from Brittany to the Urals.

this happens to like 65% of us

*tips fedora*

hitler would have opened the germanic brahmin native american breeding camps in sunderland

What have you got your mums for mother's day lads?

hey

*an

At least we live in interesting times!

Nigger.

the nazi regime was a complete basket case
it would have collapsed sooner than the USSR

Germans unironically call gloves "hand shoes"

rachel reeves sex arse

He still thinks WW1 was real

lmao

Britain is sitting on 511bn barrells of oil deposit worth £30 trillion goldmine in the Weddell Sea in Antarctica discovered in 2023 which would make us one of the richest nations on earth and we decided to not do anything with is. At what point can we say its obvious there are people sabotaging us from the inside

Can we talk about supermarket pizza again in this thread? For me, it's the Morrisons "Made in Store from Scratch" 'za. Followed by a Costco rectangle 'za.

Nazi Germany never even existed
Grow up

American annexation timeline:

Greenland: 2026
Canada: 2028
Panama Canal: 2028
Iceland: 2031
Azores: 2033
Britain and Ireland: 2035

The Trumpist Empire will rule the western hemisphere and North Atlantic with impunity until the 2100s.

My mum died last year

77th brigade in overdrive this afternoon

everyone at toil uses the yellow coloured race-neutral emojis whislt I usee the white skin emoji

Feels like I'm being racist even though I'm not
should I revert back to yellow?
but then everyone will notice and think that I've thought about this race thing
god this is a fucking nightmare

mad how they keep saying that we're running out of natural gas but then we keep discovering that we've only using a very tiny percentage of it

yeah, except the effects were felt immediately afterwards

White British are second class citizens

but that would be bad for le environment

We have a fancy grocery store here that has their own pizzas that they call "flatbreads" which are halfway decent although nowadays I just make my own pizzas

FOY

had a pizza express oven 'za last night
wasn't great

77th brigade be like
CAN WE TALK ABOUT POO AND PACKETS OF CRISPS XD

love how leafs are super duper proud of their country all of a sudden but they're all demanding to be let into the EU, or CANZUK or whatever nonsense they come up with next

if you're such proud leafs then be independent leafs, why are you just trying to join another mega-country
freaks

Those big Morrisons spicy chicken 'zas were so peng
Problem is mum and dadberg assumed we got portions of food at school similar to their work canteens so treated lunch as the big meal and dinner as the small
So we just got a quarter of the 'za with some salad
Was always hungry after

taking her out for a meal xx

they're going to start the tranny spam soon
maybe even the scat spam

Emmett, now I know, I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone

Emmett, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your shitposts right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Emmett

Emmett, come home
(Emmett, come home)

Emmett, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a goof, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam

And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Emmett, come home

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mad how high streets in 2025 be like

charity shop

charity shop

bookies

off licence

charity shop

""""turkish"""" barbers

B&M bargains

vape shop

chippy

ethnic takeaway

charity shop

another turkish barbers

little tesco

bank (closed)

rorke attempting to organize a coup via Anon Babble

The opposite for me, people used the coloured ones and in an act of defiance against wokery I use the yellow

Because they're only a country of 35 million and the world is forming in to mega-blocs so they have to pick a side quick

I wish Tesco would bring back their pizza counter. Even if they did it probably wouldn't be the same.

don't know who that is, don't post this again

my great-granddad was an Austro-Hungarian citizen and took part in nine of the twelve Battles of the Isonzo during WW1

although he was part of an engineering batallion and most of what he did was mine laying and brodge building rather than fighting

he said their commanders unironically wanted to march on Vienna and retake the capital from the new government as the war ended and had to be talked down from it

wound him up like a clockwork toy!
sent him back to maple ridge in a box!

seems wise to side with the biggest army that holds 26% of global gdp as opposed to a merger with the turks and caicos islands

In all seriousness things would have been so much better if Hitler won

True
Completely killed Europe and it was entirely self inflicted.
I daresay without WW1, Europe would still rule most of Asia and Africa, and have an extra 150m white people.

Replace the chippy with another bookies and two of the charity shops with ethnic takeaways and you're right

get the brodges built

We were always proud but it was proud of being a multicultural progressive economic zone with no culture whose entire foundation is living on stolen land OR being French Canadian
They beat the true nationalism out of the anglophones decades ago

It's so grim. Genuinely insane how we accept our cities being full of utter trash as normal.

My Asda pizza counter is always fucking empty no matter what time of day it is. The staff manning it are always so fucking rude too. Nothing but attitude when you ask them to make you one. Lazy cunts

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You missed out on a good life. Oh but you showed so much promise. Oh we all know that's true. But you missed out. No second chances.

trash

FOY

hitler was always going to lose because he was working for them
he managed to end up killing millions of white men and making the questioning of jewish power taboo and even illegal in some cases

teach me the secrets of trump whispering

how can I tell what he means when he spews some nonsense then immediately backs out of it

having to come to terms with the fall of the austro-hungarian empire must have been difficult. especially when it fragments into different neighbouring countries. which identity do you take if you are an old man?

the world is forming in to mega-blocs

That's hardly new lol
All that's happened now is America dropping it's post-1945 facade of liberalism and browbeating its vassals.

mad that mental that ludicrous that unbelievable that ridiculous that outrageous that bonkers that nuts that bananas that silly that codswallop that poppycock that balderdash that

This may come as a surprise to you but Hitler was literally the bad guy.

alri paul weller

Ah yes the Jews holocausts themselves and whitey so they could tighten their grip on the entire world!!!

Was on a Discord server the other day and this Canadian lad in a mid-tier provincial government position started berating me and nearly crying about how Britain and Europe have remained silent when they're at risk of US annexation. I tried to calm him down a little bit and told him we're trying our best here with Keir giving Trump a King Charles invitation but he was having a proper meltdown

holocaust never happened

get in

It's mental that the British high street actually had pride before the late 2000s and then "something" came in and turned them all into povvo scumhole ghettos

get the bums pooed

my friends all said they'll shoot americans if they try to invade
it'll be worse than their failure in afghanistan

sitting on your ones and not attempting to speak to anyone I see

Ah yes, “them”

Would batter you if I heard you say that in real life

crap looking guinness that lad

what kind of batter would you use

you're only going to embarrass yourself lad

drop the larp mate lmao i've seen you all in ontario and its fat women in yoga pants, indians and soy men. If America decided to invade, it would be over in a matter of hours and you know it.

Yeah. And?

they're absolute shite as well

The only thing you'll ever batter is a sausage you fat cunt

lol alright mate Hitler was Jewish and faked it so that they could destroy Europe for some reason

Rupert Lowe has raised £88,670 of £100,000 for his rape gang enquiry in the 5 hours since he announced it

america is going to annex greenland and build a base of attack there and then they can conduct a three pronged attack on canada
they will have them surrounded

Don't think the guy who poured it has a clue

just spent 40 minutes on hold to DWP and got disconnected
absolutely fuming

for some reason

could the reason be that they've been kicked out of european countries 109 times for being bastards?

You're pathetic. Spare the other punters your evil incel presence and drink alone in your childhood bedroom

totally not an MI5 honeypot

its astonishing how people are overhyping trump. He'll only be doing things 18 months like every president then there will be mid-terms then winding down his second term. Nobody is good enough to replace Trump so we'll all be back to normal by 2029

leftypol desperate to bury this

You are a retard

rate me

will they leave NATO first?

Enjoy lad

The truth hurts doesnt it

nato is pretty much dead at this point

I WOULD FIGGHT AND DIE FOR CANDANA

Rupert Lowe is the last hope for Britain

Trump's basically a cult leader so once he inevitably dies (he's in his 80s, its going to happen) MAGA just falls apart
I doubt they'll go to bat for fucking Vance

Aw fuck up misery guts

I love that they just let you do this.

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Kino
I'm more curious how the US will take Greenland. I hope they openly just occupy it just to show the EU how pathetically weak they are.

If the US annexed Canada imagine the utter humiliation from our perspective. A commonwealth country with Charles as the Head of State getting invaded and VIOLATED by the US. We will never recover from that mentally

No, best timeline is Britain and France step in and shut Germany's shit down the second they remilitarise the Rhineland and have them hand over a bunch of the excess military equipment they produced. Then repeat that every time they get uppity. This could have worked easily if anyone would've been willing to take the initiative. No one was because they were still reeling from WW1 and feared starting another war; that's why appeasement was a thing.

Oh just shut the fuck up and take your migrant cock down your throat fucks sake little stupid twat

What's the point in working the job when you can just stay home, play the game and collect £40k+ in UC, PIP, housing benefit, Motability etc.?

You are probably underage and brown

1 hour and 17 minutes until freedom

lol Canadians will bend over and take it

If the mi5 were trying to out extremists I don't think they'd pick an issue the entire country is united against

Very normal thing to say

The body of a disabled man was found in his flat in distressing, squalid conditions, just weeks after the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) wrongly removed his disability benefits because he had failed to return a claim form.

rorke's delusions getting worse by the day
most people don't care at all mate

Exactly. They’re gonna have to sell their little jobs a bit better

corrrrrrrrr catberg looking snug as a bug in a rug x

Vance is a fat little toad and rentboy for Silicon Valley
Steve Bannon is the best choice

raping my own disabled arse

Sucks and all but a net positive to the gdp

trump will establish an american dynasty before he dies

Projection

Love migrants raping, murdering and pillaging my country while I sit in my little affluent dossjob white office saying Orange man bad me

The CIA couped Australia in the 1970s

just oiled the old wooden floorberg
homeownertoil is such suffering

That's why it has over 2000 donations in 5 hours is it?

and the very latest from caracal pumba?

i'm literally uncle george

every time they come over i wear loose trousers and stare

hissing and guarding the top of the stairs

eating poo

what will drug dealers do when cash is completely eliminated from society?

Don Jr, Eric or Barron?

been wondering that since 2016

just found a poo in my arse

the jewish one

Toil over for the day, time for a pintberg

take card payments
HMRC is full of dumb bureaucrats aint none of the gonna do shit

based

when cash is completely eliminated from society

Won't be
Jewish liberal banking democracy is ending

The CIA pooed on Australia in the 1970s

6 co op irresistible fish fingers down the gullet

Forgot the pic

deanobrew

all nice and well but the katies, they got picked up by shiesty cronem

cash is eliminated

I thought Jews loved money

sucking a poowong

no they love power

Deano my son!

grim little cunt sitting in his grim little concrete beer back trash garden drinking his grim little pint

willingly funding the labour party

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Corrrrr
Post oiled floor

Fuck all you gon do bout it lil boy!

sophie thatcher sex arse

Reform's think tank's first campaign: “countering housebuilding”.

uh oh incel meltie!

is it? when?

dirty shite brewed in the uk and sold to gullible mongs as a premium italian import

he is always growling and hissing
abuse

He's very well protected.

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remember 190s pet rock gimmick lol

lol Reform are literally just 1980s Thatcherites
Bring back the natsoc BNP

Beautiful berg

mmhmm whole lotta dat squeakin finna tek place soon x

Surely you know it's brewed in Burton? It's not really foreign. Because you thought you were drinking Spanish lager. In reality the drink was brewed in Burton-on-Trent. As you delicately instructed the barmaid to pour you a beverage.

these incels posting pictures of their pints here because they have no one else to talk to loool

Hey Ziedy going out tonight?

Next few years.

timmy think he drinking sum special LOL

Spending your evening with us again is it?

Yep. At the pet store that is. Since they just had a delivery of gerbils you see.

You don't need alcohol to enjoy life, hope that helps, lads.

the skinny yardie goons, they're wagging batondem on snapchat aren't they? they're enticing katies to come to the gherkin yeah? mmhmm x

scarmrjfkeos

Would sue the fuck out of my employer if they didn't have my back in this situation.

You're not black
Grow up

Thanks pal. Love the socks and white bit on his face.

reckon I would have a more grounded outlook on life after being in a trench war

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

yo they go the boxers by dick size now

I've just switched over to it from Madri, the slightly higher alcohol content means I get more bang for my buck.

cronem receiving katy batty pics rn

Honestly insane how we have a supermarket chain intrinsically linked to a political party, and the average person doesn't even know about it

"Anglofuturists" are toryboy runts who voted for Based Browns-in BoJo in 2019
Bulldoze

Was talking to someone I work with who's a muslim while I was eating a ham sandwich, when he realised what Iw as eating he just suddenly stopped talking to me and walked off lol

Not even 30 minutes later lol

extremely hard working from reception all the way to uni graduation day

as soon as I got my first job I became the laziest fuck imaginable

It's bizarre. Absolutely nothing in my life triggered this.
Why am I such a lazy twat all of a sudden lads?
I just do not care.

people start talking about the decline of Britain

suddenly multiple posters start spamming "poo", what tesco pizza to have and bradley walsh

Its like clockwork. Its becoming more and more obvious and people are starting to notice this. Cue replies to this post in the form of some aloof comment or being called a schizo etc etc

they are out and about
they are activating

Pub-berg ruined my pints beyond reconciliation.

You're a victim of overbearing parents. How many parties did you attend during Sixth Form?

You finally found out it was all pointless

When do you think 190 was hired by MI5?

They say Mikey lives in a gold caravan encrusted with diamonds

It's a well known fact "pooposting", etc. is an MI5 psyop.

it was that or a lengthy prison sentence

This is quite clearly workplace banter

how is it insane? that's like saying it's insane that unions are intrinsically linked to labour

Just take a night off and hang out
You work too much man

no ones going out on a friday

What?

the baile tomorrow will be outstanding

ngl it's sort of retarded that there are guys who are into findom and there are poor single mothers

*sprints towards you*

you just said the cronem are out but nobody's going out?

supporting a black owned business soon xx

oh my goodness did you just use my name improperly

burn in hell for eternity asshole

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Ordering fried chicken to your bedroom is it?
Corr get in lad

out to hand out quicktaps, not going out for drinks or sum

Co-op is by far and away the worst supermarket in terms of price and quality. Seriously their food is complete dogshit.

Any time I have been forced to enter a co-op out of necessity I become further entrenched in my belief that it is shite. It's not even fair to call it a supermarket; it's on a level with convenience shops like Spar.

You're not doing either though
Why not take a day off

mousey scuttling around on all fours outside co-op looking for fagends

Where I grew up that was literally our only option outside of Londis and paki shops. Moved away and was a Tesco loyal after that.

how long do you stya at hte pub usually? its wetherspons so closes at 1 am

sucking a girls willy

none
aye
also think it's cause academia is for you, whilst toil is for toilberg
and I like me a lot more than I like toilberg

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Their meat is rank but their ready meals are decent

Imagine being a virgin in your 30s
Just imagine

i usually only want 2 pints to give me a nice relaxing buzz before going off to d something else but if im with other people i need to stay longer and risk making myself puke for fear of upsetting them

Exactly. It was all for this? Who tf wouldn’t become lazy

Finished all my tickets at work today lads

Total energy bill per year (One bedroom flat)

2023: £1,099
2024: £758
2025 (projected): £600

Energyberg will probably investigate this

You have 3 options
1. Stay at the one pub until you're pissed
2. Go to several different pubs until you're pissed
3. Have a pint or two then go shops on the way back and get pissed at home

3 is by far the most cost effective one

The Moscow-Washington Axis is KINO

none

Hole in one from me. You're a victim of not letting loose during your Sixth Form years.

Making a home-made tattie scone as they are unobtainable.

Kek

nice. I dont have anything else to do so I just sit there

vis-à-vis

That's normal

Alaska is rightful Russian clay

How'd you manage that

You dont think they'll find it suspicious that my energy usage as reduced by 45% year on year?

i dont have anything else to do either except walk around talking to myself and sitting alone in the house but both are still preferable to feeling ill because i kept saying okay to round after round. i don't understand alcoholism

I was a mong when I first moved in and didnt realise how expensive it was to have the heater on and the water heater was constantly reheating when I didnt need it. Rookie mistake but quite common

England, Summer of '25.

theres something extremely grim about staying in a pub until closing time

Cr7 always has big smiles when he sees muslims. may Allah guide him to straight path

The sweltering summer of '25

new

how do you change it. dont want to get done by gasjews when i move out

Pirie admitted stealing £4,000 of electricity from the Torrances in Tayport, near Dundee.

He scammed them for more than three years between July 2017 and August 2020.

Pirie, who still lives next door to the couple, was ordered to pay the full amount in compensation, but was given more than eight years to pay it back at £40 per month.

‘In 2020, an electrician came out to look at it and he knew straight away what had been going on. They went in his house and found a hole cut out in the wall. His meter was at zero for ages.’

Can't wait to read all the great posts being saved up for the new thread! :D

If you stopped behaving like a virgin then maybe you wouldn't be a virgin, but I doubt you'll ever change

because it is pointless and there is no real incentive
it isn't a mystery