/brit/

Rorke at the club edish

poo does not smell

drinking 2 stroke

mental how muslims get such a filtered version of history
to their knowledge they've just been caring for kittens and the elderly whilst the evil christians and jews have been slaughtering innocents

no wonder they turn to terrorism so often

Grrrr

I HATE WOMEN

I want to sec her

reckon that's round my way. don't know why but I just do. nevermind just noticed driver is on the other side. thanks

Was at a UK club about 8 years ago and on the way back from the toilet I just randomly started touching every arse in sight.
Didn't get kicked out but in hindsight I should have been executed.

Even blokes?

they would have noticed the poo smears on all the girl's arses after you left

Rabbi scholomo mendelbaum has just given me my permission slip to be racist

it friday

I wonder what she'd think if she knew some random Brazilian incel was spamming her tiktoks on his incel forum to his incel mates around the world from his smelly childhood bedroom

That cunt is the new Angela Merkel, even looks like her too

None in sight at the time.

Was long gone by then.

Jews pushing anti Muslim stuff to get dumb goyim in the west to support their extermination campaign in Gaza. Sadly alot of goofy goyim are falling for it.

Was just saying this down the fucking mental asylum

I touched the arses in the name of Israel.

this interrogation vid is hilarious lads

fella murdered this woman who was with her LESBIAN wife on the beach

police catch up and he claims he's someone else entirely and dindu nuffin

repeats this throughout interrogation with a bunch of "no comment"s thrown in

police ask him where he was on that night to verify he wasn't out murdering and he no comments as if that isn't a question pointing towards his innocence

some people genuinely have negative IQs

Sally field kind of Thursday

bro bro bruv bro bro bro

im not your brother you filthy fucking coon get the fuck away from me

If you support the Gaza genocide then you have multiple screws loose and you belong in a straightjacket in a padded cell

cocks going back or forward innit? cant remember which

it'll come back to bite them, if they get their way and all of europe goes back to being racist, eventually jews will be targeted

uh muslims despise jews lad
not sure where you've been

Poland is, was, and always will be a historical failure. Need a 5th, 6th, and 7th partition ASAP

Why were you fixing the toilet at night?

link?

Ever feel like smashing your head in the wall repeatedly?

yh

They love creating golems

To touch arses.

Good. I hope she feels uncomfortable all the time.

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Was having a chill day playing Bleach Rebirth of Souls after having done some uni work early but mumberg got on my case calling me lazy and complaining about my housework output

bizarre that Myanmar has been in a war for 4 years and they've just had this mega earthquake
how do you even proceed from here?
temporary truce or exploit the situation to kill more of the enemy?

military junta only semes concerned with their own power so I assume they'll go with the latter

Who was the first girl you ever wanked to? For me its was Olivia Munn

You will never be gigi

Wish I was a chad

Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold door! Hold door! Hold door! Hold door! Hold door! Hold door! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!

*drops a coconut on your head*

I try and find it but it was like this guy with long hair fucking this teacher on I think redtube

Yeah well anyway once you're done with partying during your peak years (16 to 25) it's basically over for you. You're just sort of left stood in your flat in London wondering why you ever went there in the first place. You're like "I haven't accomplished much now have I? And I'm balding. Everyone I know is coupling up and getting married. My drinking buddies all came from wealthy families and have deployed their safety parachutes. What am I to do?". Well.

A country with 80+ different ethnicities and races has no long term viability. The next step is to split the county into several different ones along racial/religious lines.

"Bugbear" just say something pisses you off fucking weirdo

I originally started wanking to anime at about 10 or 11 years old not Because I was horny but I saw smosh mimicking the action so I tried it. They belong in hell.

who are you talking to

hawk tuah's back

Might start learning blender to make youtube videos

do people really still move TO London? Fucking hell its not the 90s anymore

guy im in a meeting with who will never read this

wtf, they say english roses are ugly
it's all a lie

ethnic burmese take 75% of country's territory

remaining ethnic groups are on landlocked worthless land

becomine impoverished and geographically isolated

impoverished government makes deals with exploitative bigger powers

people flee to Burmese ethnic state

have the same situation you started with

think long term nigga
Issue is the concept of nationhood is such a new world/European idea that it was almost cruel to inflict it on Asia and Africa
It just wasn't made for them

It was probably thinking about one of the girls from my school. Good thing I waited until the end of the day, or I would have lost my job.

Good afternoon I hate women

In times like that I find comfort in remembering I'm not exactly the first person in history to feel like this, and what do other people when they're in my situation? Its hardly a failure of my own making, its just life innit

I’ve lived here all my life

A study in The Lancet finds that cuts to foreign aid proposed by major donor countries, such as the US and UK, could undo decades of progress made to end HIV/AIDS as a public health threat, with potentially 10.8m additional new infections by 2030

There's a guy named I Hate Women? That's mental.

can they please stop building car reliant new build housing estates

Maybe its time to leave. I got a 1 bedroom flat for £500 a month in Hampshire from the council. And I got it for life too

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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She has nice feet

Am I supposed to know what any of this means?

Finally found something we agree on

Controversial opinion but I think anyone that's put an image through that Studio Ghibli AI filter should be rounded up and shot

Yeah yeah but who's this? I want to harass her online

:(

omg .75% no choice but to kill myself

Especially when she was young.

Genuinely am not aroused by skinny women.

Stopped smoking 7 months ago and Im still getting the craving take the fucking piss might as well give up if this is how its going to be

it does a good job with pictures of children

bbc got rid of market data pretending it was cost cutting and steamlining but really we all know it was because it kept showing how dogshit the Uk economy is

It isn't, it's normal to get the odd craving in the first year.

feel absolutely ashamed to go to the off licence a second time

so i went to the expensive wine shop and bought two strong IPA's for £8 each

will be going to the offie again later because thes are gonna go down quick

Pallas’s Cat Snezhinka Goes on Her First Date with Achi!
youtu.be/eLcMS2LF-WE

Based architect.

Just had a nice little cum

Read Allan Carr's book trust me

corrrrr imagine the farts

Why not just buy a shitload in one go? Saves you having to keep going back.

nth for the baddiedem

truly the final nail in the coffin for Britain.

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because every day i try to cut/quit so i only buy 4 cans in the morning then i finish them by 1pm and go back for more

i need to be executed

I’m done with this website if I don’t change my habits nothings ever going to change this is my last post here

You cannot suffer in Brazil. All the ladies have arses like that.

nigga think he finna smoke no mo crack

see you tomorrow if not tonight

prefer the gyaldem me but this one is so fit, what's her name

Doesn't sound like it's working. Are you trying to ween yourself off it?
Cool. See you next week.

i have no joy in life and drink to pass through the days

Need the catholic church abolished and the pope put in prison ASAP

well they're usually a little smaller than that but yeah i guess

Rorke putting his best selfies, the ones from five years ago where his hairline was a bit better, through the Studio Ghibli filter and still coming out looking like goblin

This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure

tell me about your sexual experiences please
did you shag any up the arse?
did they have big round brown arses?
oh my days iwtwm

Saying you need to be executed for it will just make you wanna drink more

Bradley incoming.

Don't you have anything you'd like to try other than grog? I don't mean another substance. Just something in life that interests you.

Sent that bogan freak packing

Ninja bros....

it's my birthday lads

mad how they're going to build new towns from scratch with at least 10k houses.

grow up

Here's to many more!

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i tried but it all seems artificial
i can take up a random hobby but i would be forcing myself to because i wouldn't genuinely like it. i tried.
the problem is that i am way to comfortable and already have all my needs met
i need to be thrown into the wilderness away from this complacent life
this is what happens when you have money and housing and nothing to worry about
i have a gf too so not missing anything in life

i have shagged 2 of them in my life lad and yes they were fit pardinhas x

join the sas

and the latest from the national gay porn enquiry?

Sick. I got you this.

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can't be fucked to toil this afternoon at all

Rihanna at 16 with Jewish producer Evan Rogers, who she was living with in his apartment with his wife when she first moved to America

Some of you lads are alright. Stay out of Southampton tomorrow.

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i tried but it all seems artificial

Nah, brah. The alcohol is artificial. It's tricking you into joy and contentment without any struggle or discipline.

Porn is banned in my state. I have to use a VPN to access it.

Okay. Don't know why you'd tell me that when I posted a picture of Oprah Winfrey.

We have used our location and design principles to shortlist twelve new towns, which can be prosperous, liveable, and well-connected communities. The twelve proposals are:

Greater Cambridge: an expansion to the city to unlock more homes, laboratory space and innovation.

Tempsford, Bedfordshire: a well-connected new town making the most of new infrastructure with excellent access to Cambridge, Oxford, and Central London.

Winslow, Buckinghamshire: an opportunity to ‘mirror’ the town across the newly restored East West Rail that runs to Oxford and Milton Keynes.

Cheddington, Buckinghamshire: a new town built along the West Coast Main Line, which will greatly benefit from increased capacity once HS2 opens.

Salfords, Surrey: this new town could relieve the housing crisis in Brighton and London while helping fund upgrades to the nearby Brighton Main Line and the M23.

Greater Oxford: an expansion to the city to unlock more homes, laboratory space and innovation.

Iver, Buckinghamshire: plenty of land right next to two Elizabeth line stations.

Hatfield Peverel, Essex: a new town ‘mirrored’ across the railway line, which is well served by the A12 and the Great Eastern Main Line.

Bristol Extension: help to alleviate the worst housing crisis outside the greater south east by building on one of the most restrictive green belts in the UK.

Chippenham, Wiltshire: organically extend the market town to its east with a new gentle density expansion.

York: extend the beautiful city to its ring road, helping to ease the worst housing shortage in the North.

Arden Cross (Birmingham Interchange): build a new town adjacent to the new HS2 station, Birmingham airport, the M42, A45, and a potential tram extension to Birmingham centre.

We anticipate that these new towns, when fully completed, will add £13-28bn per annum to the UK’s GDP and over 550,000 new homes.

Meet me at Bargate at 12pm tomorrow.

yh?

yeah?

seriously?

Could you post a link to this please mate

10 in the south
1 in the midlands
1 in the north

screaming at the top of my lungs tearing my eyes out flaying my skin and reciting the protocols of the elders of zion in the middle of the tesco crisp isle

They said yes, you can join.

Yes, all the big websites are banned. Some require age verification but im not giving them my ID

if anyone here fancies getting sparked flat out I'll be drinking in the Waterworks spoons, Sheffield, tonight.

good grief, it'll be like that here soon mind you
what state is this? is it one of those crazy states in the south

stage viral TikTok with your friends

gain clout as intended

launch OnlyFans

become a millionaire overnight

it's all so tiresome

The next pope will be a negro from Africa and he will "based" and "conservative" and "traditional" and retarded goyim in the west will clap like seals.

who cares lol

we're on Anon Babble ands still falling for it. seens this webm a million times.

sick of this troonpilled clownworld

Stoked

spaki melty yesterday was epic lol

Im in the Midwest, I agree with the policy in principle. I dont want children being able to access hardcore porn but its just a little annoying for me the coomer

thought you liked the baddiedem more? her name's chai (cupofchai), she was my 2nd most watched baddiedem on twitch last year x

HBD

Yeah ok and will Prince Andrew be there?

sorting our rivers out by drinking all of the raw sewage before it gets discharged

do zoomers really

I'd never go as far as to say they deserve the rape that's headed their way. But it's gonna be funny.

grow up

eating shite to annoy that autistic lad with loads of filters set up

Bloody hell can't even seek attention without getting unwanted attention these days

We are truly living in a global golgotha...

dgaf about aids or gonorrea or any of that shit
on ukadultwork now looking for a cheap escort
already got the coke ready
gonna find the echeapet (nastiest) one and she gonna take tongue in her rectum

hope I die in my sleep tonight haha not really though but actually perhaps haha

bit weird how someone lied about r lad geoff marshall dying

always look on the bright side of life

post screenshots of her profile lad x

i change opinions from time to time, just my bipolar nature x

I can think of a much easier and more environmentally friendly way to ease the housing crisis

Meet me outside Benjamin huntsman (you won't you coward)

i changed my mind once

i have bipolar you see

absolute state of big pharma influence on young people

*wheels in a little catering trolley with a fresh bowl of poo on it*
fresh poo lads, get it while it's hot x

geoff marshall is a nonce

Ex gf was a single mother with a 4 year old daughter who's name was saoirse. She had blonde hair and blue eyes but her mom had brown eyes and black hair.

dont you want to lose your virginity before that happens?

'

there's an exposed twink arsehole on the catalog and janman does nothing!

get the shite guzzled

chris spargo has taken over tom scott's job of noncing kids

I'm too uncomfortable around other people to ever have sex. I've never even been in the same room as a woman with it being just me and her. Never been on a date or asked a woman out or exchanged messages with a woman.

People who have sex were on the sex-having path long, long before where I am now in life. People who make it to where I am now without having sex were meant to go without it. It's just how it is.

*goes spread eagle in the middle of the thread and shoves an entire aubergine up my ringpiece*

show me in the thread where anyone fucking asked

NIMBYs will piss and shit over these new towns. imagine being some small rural town of 4000 people near oxford and the government asking to build 25,000 homes there just because of your new rail connections.

Going clubbing tonight for the first time since 2018. Thinking of turning into a major clubgoer to be quite honest with you.

le who asked
lil zoomerbro living in 2019

ahuman freak

fuck off you daft twerp

clubs are dire, dire places

le who

reckon it could be quite shit after so long away

thank you for agreeing with me

asked
XD

Where do you go of a weekend?

wish I could've gone to the hacienda nightclub in its heyday
that's the only one I would have gone to, otherwise I've only ever been to the old fire station in bournemouth (it was horrific)

York is heavily overcrowded as it is

haha me and the lads used to go to b-town every weekend

that mong is marketing adultworks again. nasty fat orange slags on there, im desperate but im not that desperate

if I'm having a drink I'll either have some tins with my dad at his place or we'll walk to the pub down the road
mostly I go fishing and visit old churches though

she was my 2nd most watched baddiedem on twitch last year x

Up in da club!

bournemouth itself is actually quite pleasant as towns go but that club is grim
only went because a mate was at the uni and we went to visit him and he dragged us along

going to clubs

Hello boomer

Mad how Rorke could actually have a decent life if he just stopped hating everyone and everything

But alas, he is addicted to hate

yeah exactly what i would do

Grew up in Sandbanks me. That's where I grew up that is. Ask me anything.

consider watching Full Body Massage (1995) starring Mimi Rogers

Give me 1000 dollars

if you put money in a pension pot, you're never seeing a penny of it
sorry

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are you a squillionaire

Putin really does hate us doesn't he?

How about attractive and healthy. No use being attractive if you're chronically ill or have some medical condition

At 32 I've become something of a sage, a wise old man and a waypoint for disaffected vulnerable right wing youth on Discord. Just seems to have happened over the years. The chief rorke

Is hate what you call your mum's vagina? If so, yes, I am very much addicted to it.

how do planes work?

imagine popping in to HSBC and they've turned it into a mock up of a beach
i'd get sand in my primark trainers, fuming so I'd be

Love/Hate is a false dichotomy created by jews. The real way of being at peace is to engage with reality and accept things as they are.

posted it again award (boring bastard edish)

probably because we keep upsetting him

Opinions on Esoteric Putinism?

why do you keep posting this
is it because you're 40 odd and never paid in to a pension and you've realised you're fucked?

Pat yourself on the back more buddy

private pension != state pension

ive noticed you conflate the two consistently here despite being corrected each time

Sitting in my affluent all-white town in the all-white cafe ranting about how horrible racism is

the trick is to make the most of your parent and grandparentbergs pensions

Well then he shouldn't have invaded Ukraine then

Suck a blacky

!=

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might make a cup of the old chai haha that's tea in some other language idk haha x

tax wealth, not work

The thing about this webm is you don't go to the bar to "get some peace".

You go to the bar for the exact scenario that is occurring. Drunk people mingling and socializing and making awkward sexual advances with strangers

well then ukraine shouldn't have ousted 1 leader in favour of another who supported the idea of nuclear arms on the border

get the chickens fed

low test behavior

Brew up some coffee Grandma

Only good for burning

delusional pension havers

“””””””””””””””””Great”””””””””””””””””” Britain

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Give me wealth
Not work

coffee status: sucked

That's Scunthorpe done then

best to blow all your money this year because society collapses and life ends in 2026 when the ol' clathrate gun fires the carbon cycle into reverse

This is a country thinking it can wage war with Russia lol

:/

we have to because our only industry is sucking american willies in hope of a new marshall plan once russia blows us up

britbros...

No better pizza in the country.

yeah i'll put shoving my tongue up her shit pipe later hopefully she doesn't care about me doing a few lions

housemateberg sitting in his room and NOT taking the bins out

Not even been a year and Starmer's already ruined the country. Still got 3 and a half years of this. Country will be a wasteland by then fucks sake.

Based.

Asda spicy chicken pizzas are elite

why do you want him to take you out?
you a poofter?

Lads how on earth are we going to defeat a US supported Russia?

Liberal democracy is a deeply flawed system which is rapidly approaching its death. Liberal democracy atomises society and is unable to withstand any form of internal dissent without resorting to despotism.

We see this most clearly in the EU and Britain. The ruling class have given up any pretence that their system brings prosperity, freedom or security. Instead, al that is offered is more surveillance, ethnocide of the natives, and confiscation of the wealth of ordinary citizens.

nah
the base is either too thin and crispy or too soft and doughy

Makes me physically sick when I see a indian in real life. I feel like I need to throw up whenever I have the misfortune of seeing one. Quite literally the lowest form of life on planet earth, and the fact that there's 1.5 billion of these "people" and they are set to come into my country sends a shiver down my spine.

guess they're Scun thor(pe)
sorry to anyone who had to read this

Nah.

Ah i used to love family asda pizza night

War Thunder be like

spend 10 minutes flying to battle location

get shot down

do it again

fraid so

the unholy alliance........

get in lad

We're not.

America will annex Britain, Ireland and Iceland by 2035.

'kin state

this is why Kemi Badenoch needs to be elected

Was Wednesday night for me
Expect it was Morrisons pizza
Vgh
Couldn't do that nowadays of course
Because of woke

I hate demiurge

Nick Griffin predicted last year that this Labour government would be absolute hell but that we are essentially living in the last days of liberal-leftism and are heading for a civil war rapidly.

Things seem bad and they are, but it's because the government is lashing out and knows it will collapse.

i was planning on twink maxing and poisoning them once they've shagged my bumhole and have fallen asleep in my tent

Fucking woke bastards
What will they take next

Why don't you do it anymore?

with out alliance of the willing!!

Nick Griffin predicted that we heading for a civil war rapidly.

of course he did
he wants someone to do something stupid so the government has an excuse to crack down on everyone hard

Live on my own
Sometimes do a tesco pizza

Just witnessed a yank having a melty

Hey Lois remember when i said this Labour government would be hell? ehehehehehe

That's not his style.

we don't need to make steel, that's what the third world is for

New

ill make steel for everyone, dont worry about it

America is such a kino country, just wish it was still anglo

moysey

Buys a thin and crispy pizza

I don't like it the base is too thin and crispy

Literally impossible having a conversation with some of you fucking mongos

why would you say that. I can kind of see it, she's a neo-con/neo-lib that infiltrated the reformist hard right, but she looks like an implant cooked in the labs of the centrist/conformist secret services. she talks a big game but things are being done as they have been for the past 20 years at least in shitaly.

considering a holiday to Texas me. Seems fun

odd thing to lie about

corrrrrr imagine being the 52nd state

better learn the words to oh say can you see