/cum/ - canada usa mexico

tfw no gf

I force myself to turn, turn

The spinster.....

Chris Cornell from Soundgarden was a very good, singer, but actually his solo stuff is even better.

I'm an apath
I just don't care *shrugs*

love chris

*squeezes your balls like a tomato while giving you this look*
wut do?

YEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWCHHHhhhh

cums and shids

well i came....now what...

15 hail marys

my god, /ksg/ is STILL going

not with that gay shit

This is what I need

that new sims game with the weird name is coming out soon. dunno if I want to get it cause it seems like the type of game I'd put like 20 hours in and not play it again

da scrims

looks good but i don't like how everything is touching
paralives? that's the one i'm waiting for

need to cultivate a perpetual state of horny edging so i can convince myself it's worth it to talk to women

chinese food no soul food here

mule chan my beloved

why is she a mule

her father is human

she's smuggling drugs for the cartel

I had a dream that Joe Rogan was stabbed to death during his show. The video of him being tackled by an assailant in his studio was playing on the news in my dream.

Then I woke up and saw Joe Rogan posted on Anon Babble and thought for a moment "isn't he dead?"

Time for bed

Remove your taxe on french cars immediatly !! How dare you !!!!

Who wants a french car anyway?

Okay ill go and push the the magic button to stop it from happening

Get it on sale, long as it doesn't require a gorillion dlc

there's nothing i can do about it i'm just one person
that stinks though french stuff is cool i like france

No one. Everyone wants a beemer or a Benz.

how dare you put that e at the end of tax

hmm no not paralives, although that did look kinda interesting too. can't remember the name cause it's weird

what are you like a brown guy trying to pretend he's an up and coming striver?

i just bought a volkswagen
let me look i think i know what you're talking about

I made a very profound and insightful post last night and no one responded

You soon when we will release new models

Thank you bros, appreciate

Corrector

what was it i probably wasn't here

Renault and peugeot used to have some great tuner hosts but now they're all very anemic

is it vivaland?

It amazing to me that some people have good lives. You mean to tell me you’re financially stable, your job and family life are both fulfilling, and you’re overall a happy and healthy person? Bullshit. I don’t trust people like that man they’re hiding something.

volks = people
wagen = vehicle = car
volkswagen = car of the people = popular car
it's scheiße

i don't trust people who have no vices i feel like they're hiding something

No one

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they're comfy and i like the shape of their cars, and there's the hippie kitsch angle of the vw van and stuff, i just like it

Mosque on the right

Kek

I just recently found out that some people are not constantly twisted up in agony over past childhood traumatic experiences. I think they’re missing out on the real sauce of life.

Not in southern germany

I want to build a caterham as a fun track/sunday driver. If I had 60k to blow I'd be all about it

Churches in southern Germany look like that and traditionally have those onion roofs you FOOL
This is a proud Catholic Church

i read it and was too blown away to respond
sorry

I apologize.

I own a Czech car

I've never owned a czech product I didn't like but I don't think I've even seen one of their cars

Welches? Es ist eine Skoda? Deine Auto?

Škoda Fabia 2020 MONTE CARLO Edition with 95HP
Catch me if you CAN

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Ich wusste es

Was ein geiles Stück FICKfleisch.

sauerkraut

ich weiß ich war im München

watchin a destiny vod while in bed, super comfy

95 hp, do euros really?

Ich bin ein Berliner schnitzel

what happens in southern germany?

95 hp

oh no no no, eurosissies plz tell it this ISN'T true!!!

fucking pissed on my sock because the streams split and I didnt notice until it was too late

nun, und was jetz?

Migrants and halal food shops but they have mountains

I would not let this guy into my bed NO THANK YOU

The streamS split huh so how many were there to begin with Mr multi stream pisser
Also just sit down when you’re at home

just saw an insane video from an earthquake in thailand, a skyscaper they were building collapsed

He was vegetarian, he loved animals and nature!!!

Thank you, JD.

No pwobwem Mister Pwesident *giggles and joyfully skips out of the oval office*

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Kek

One year ago, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed in Baltimore after a cargo ship hit it.

We still haven’t started rebuilding a new bridge. In fact, they haven’t even demolished the old remains yet.

kinda weird

I think I want a social life and gf and stuff then whenever I do I'm miserable. I open my phone and see messages from like 8 different people and even more on messenger and like 3 or 4 different groups inviting me somewhere and 2 different girls and I'm filled with dread. I just want to go back to being a friendless loser

there are plans to rebuild it by 2028 thoever
it is weird that the projected cost is double the original cost but i'm sure the government will be responsible with that money

Nta but that happens to me a lot after segs

Word of the day: Versimilitude

but i'm sure the government will be responsible with that money

Yes they're known as paragons of thrift

is there any reason to keep going if you're go bald

what good has hair done you in your life

Is it normal not to remember the first time you masturbated
I remember I was around 9
I remember I first watched porn when I was 7 or 8
I remember I used to do it wrong with two fingers on each hand gripping my dick
But I don't remember first doing it
Why don't I
I remember feeling guilty but being into incest fantasies even then too
Was a very shame-filled thing but I remember the first time I read an erotic incest story and how I couldn't look away
What is wrong with me

Gives the girls something to twirl and play with

I was thinking about hair transplants this year but it's not that that bad, but at first it's that that that that bad. Change is hard.

made me a lot less ugly

I wouldn’t say it’s normal but I would like to show you my deepest respect for being a committed coomer from such a young age on

what good has worrying about your appearance done you in your life

watching youtube slop

Thank you
I remember being 7 and looking up sex.com on my dsi
After that i remember being 9 and jerking off after Google searching "beautiful breasts"
I don't think i even knew what a pussy was until my little brothers friend showed us deep fakes of Selena gomez
Until then I thought women just had nothing where men had a penis
But still I found vaginas really weird and kinda gross until I was older

made me less ugly

privyet

just ordered bureks for me and momberg. she is going to have one with ham and cheese and mine is with meat. naturally we're going to drink yogurt while we're eating

Been pretty hooked on fallout 76 lately

Comfy

When will Los Angeles experience "the big one"?

when yo mamma falls off the couch

Ooooo

I live next to a volcano that's supposed to go off but who knows when that will happen. It's probably game over for me if it does, though

I didn't realize California had like 6 potentially destructive volcanoes before moving here

should i goon or continue my no fap streak?

weed used to be kinda funny man, you used to go “what if i smoked a huge bong lol”. now they got monsanto type operations genetically engineering strains that turn teenagers into giga zombie wageslaves for life. people just high all the time getting fat on grubhub. its depressing

get on fallout 76 and lets run some events or caravans or raid or something

i would tell you to buy it for me but i probably wouldn't play even if you did

My pussy smells like a dead animal

I got fallout 76 for free and I've never played it

It's so fucking over

right nows a decent time to try it out. lots of new players because they just released the ghoul class

hop on vintage story, you can actually play online even with a pirated client

bowelsberg is calling me in to a meeting

Why are the bowels jewish

It takes the food right out of his mouth and pays him shit