/brit/

got a bald patch on my chest

Huffing jenkem

Might call the plug

smegma samwidges

am

any ****** man in?

kemi badeNO

so? women can look their hottest in their 40s x

they are getting their waves done x

oh he tweaking frfr

corr

guys its friday

they hit the wall at 18

driving a monster truck through a nursing home

katy daydreaming of bendydem

post your AI cronem songs

how is your mum so young

mhmmm

wonder how many little tranny willies were flopping around in that water as it spilled over the top of that building

/brit/ more like /paki/ shit

in bed being depressed and being a loser

2 litre bottle of pepsi dropped in price to £1.70

had me when she was 20

Drank a bit too much last night lads

Might not be able to defend the thread as vigorously as I normally do

Thankfully it's Friday and Diego will be here to keep the runts in line

haha thats literally me!!! rotting in your bed staring in to space and looking at the walls and ceiling again are you?

pull your socks up
on your bike
get a grip

it’s not that serious mate

WHsmith isnt doing well but I dont understand the change to TGJones. that sounds like a jewellers so even more dated. WHSmith is still a reputable name even if people dont use the shop. I'd change it to WHS and make it like the CVS of paper and pens

i have a lot of growing up to do and it starts right here and right now after i watch this demented public sex time stop ignore 4k JAV school porn video

It is to me...

i have no hope

not really a man then are you.

GET EM GINGY

WHSmith has been dying for about 20 years now. When was the last time you got anything from there besides maybe a mothers day card or a magazine at an airport? Its arguably the most depressing brand in the world and its a failure of the free market that its still around selling absolute tat

Ok ill leave. Enjoy your thread. lmfao

local whsmith has had the same carpet for over 20 years

your parents have had the same incel son for over 20 years

T J Jones hahahahahahahahaha

be quiet

don't care, i don't drink that poison

grow up

It's the same thing each day. Around this time they wake up and start the hive mind shit and being gay. It's best that they say in their containment area. Little retards like them don't need to reproduce

it's reliably british. and ye no one goes in there to buy anything but no one has a bad view of the shop or brand itself. i bet their footfall is still busy. it's the place people peruse but dont buy anything. that counts for a lot.

it's so much more expensive to make TGJones mean something instead of doing a fancy rebrand of WHS. kevin bacon is a billionaire thanks to orange to EE. it's only worth it in extreme cases when the brand is worth shit or there are legal issues with using the old name. Whsmith name still carries weight even if their stock is shit

the same could be said for you

got the gay porn on

gargantuan triceratops poo brewing deep within the sordid machinations of my bowels

no it couldnt. not an incel you see

i sometimes go in to look at the magazines, not buy them though
interesting to think some people still buy magazines about trains and cars and computers

Using big words doesn't make you seem smart. You're so obviously uneducated and you think ppl are laughing with your idiotic attempts at humor. You're an idiot

scrimbling

Another aussie on the barbie luv to see it

what big words did i even use

Holly Willoughby sex arse

really enjoying my gay scat porn at the moment

on r/vintagepinup

mate it's only fish in there calm down

Willy Holloughby

corrrrrrrr

chance will be a fine thing
a fine thing indeed

corr

That's it then. Thanks for the laugh. Highlight of my day thus far

gingerpedophile out for blood, taking no prisoners on this midnight dreary

What’s mihai doing right now?

biting my toes off and spitting them across the room into the bin

just ghost rode the whip

shagging my arse

poo

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bin packing

clicked on this and won a free ipad

gingerfaggotunlovablefreaknonce clocking in for his 3,458th consecutive 15 hour shift of babbling incoherently to himself

Shut the fuck up gingerpedo you stupid bastard you post your demented pedo shit all day and stay up until the wee hours of the morning spamming it when everyone who has ever encountered you wishes you were dead

haha

I STOPPED and WONT DO IT ANYMORE OKAY? FUCK

wcreaming

Go on the catalogue and count how many times some Malaysian or weird SEAmonkey retard has made an OP with this fucking pepe cartoon. ESLs are so fucking unoriginal its no wonder they all live in filth

gingypeds :3

on average racist people are lower IQ because higher IQ people automatically seek status and power and the group that holds power in society at the moment are "progressive" liberals.

So even though high IQ people can obviously recognise the pattern that blacks commit far more crime per capita and are far more low IQ etc. they know that it is more beneficial to deny or ignore it.

You might ask the question "well at one point it was racists who held power in society, so how did anti-racists come tobe the elite group? according to you shouldn;t high IQ people have continued to flock to racism?"
and yes that would be correct except for the fact 150-200 years that liberalism (with its individualist, blank slate assumptions) succeeded in appealing to high IQ people even more than fitting in with the dominant group because liberalism is more utopian than genetic/ancestral determinism and utopian ideologies are more appealing because they tell people that the situation can be wonderful, so without strong counter evidencethe other way , people will tend to believe in the utopian worldview.

now that there is strong evidence the other way people, high IQ people will hopefully start dropping utopian genetic denialism and blank slatism , but in the mean time the utopian "progressives" have greatly increased social punishments against those who disbelieve in their utopian , blank slate, genetic denial thesis so they are managing to hang onto control that way.
Liberals and "progressives" are thus doing much more to hang onto power and punish dissenters and nip their adversaries in the bud than pre-liberal ancestral/genetic determinists did to the rising liberal utopian individualist blank slatists and genetic/ancestral denialists 250-200 years ago.

see nathan cofnas's "the right's stupidity problem" for supporting evidence on this thesis.

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nary a word

THOUSANDS are feared dead after huge earthquake hits Thailand and Myanmar, destroying buildings and sparking fears major DAMS could collapse and lead to catastrophic flooding

testosterone flying through the thread

In fairness I post dozens of frogs a day in this thread.

interesting perspective

You're a liar and too low IQ to control yourself fuck off and die

you're that fucking maladjusted that you honestly think this is how normal people's minds work don't you

GUYS I STOPPED POSTING HORRIFIC PAEDOPHILIC SHIT AFTER DOING IT FOR LIKE TEN STRAIGHT YEARS WHY ARE YOU STILL BEING MEAN TO ME WTF

pls marry her

Grow up

Excruciatingly verbose way to say "smart people are racist but not in public due to the status quo"

im out of Pepsi :O

gingerpedo on the warpath tonight. devastating right hooks and uppercuts pummeling the jowly jaws of any leaf or bruce foolish enough to get in his way

Gingerpedo is just a literal autistic retard.
He cannot relate imagery to emotions properly and does it based on some nonsense internal logic his mongo brain came up with.
That's why he uses indecipherable reaction images (face blind, no theory of mind, no empathy), can't read (retarded), doesn't understand art (autismo), is a pedo (abnormal sexual development, probably abused as a child, has the body of a child at 30+ years old), has addiction problems (low IQ), and is a boring bastard no one likes (can't take the hint).
Just like so many other low-IQ subhumans, he thinks he will get rich by gambling with the small sum of money that he happened to get by accident instead of using it wisely.
His autistic damaged brain cannot understand banter or trolling, so he thinks he's done you when he posts an avatar or off-topic post about something no one cares about.

far too brown for my liking - REJECTED!
*pulls lever on the wall*
*trapdoor beneath her feet opens, dropping her into venomous snake pit*

reckon the schizoleaf needs a public execution

could do a 3 point turn in an arctic lorry on that forehead

i'd delete this if i were you. don't have much time before he does you in with a getty images watermarked mp4

they're calling the current US government the "broligarchy" because it's composed of a bunch of alpha males like Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Pete Hegseth, Vivek Ramaswamy, Robert F. Kennedy Jr etc...

tfw sheltered sjw who has no clue about how people actually are but still tries to act hard like it will help him get laid

You're a cuck

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

remember this everytime an indog post bald eagle

can't recall the last time i came to /brit/ and he wasn't waffling, how does he manage to be here at all hours

filter all yanks
problem solved

screaminhg that's really all he has isnt it
that much of a fucking nonce freak he even stands out in a freak general of a freak website

torrent keeps stalling

Cry more
Problem solved

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He'll be dreaming about getting done by Bruce while he sleeps the day away before starting his next 16 hour shift lmfao

stop posting what I dont like

he does it in his free time when his lovely wife and squad of friends are doing something else x

UK needs communism

Poor fag seethe.

Britain roars for National Socialism

Seriously why do you do it?

Why do you spend every day spamming random images with no rhyme or reason when everyone just tells you to fuck off and die?

What do you get out of being such a creepy weirdo?

Imm off x thanks for all the fish

back hurts
knee hurts
tired
mad how it all starts at 30 and is by no means related to the fact i don't exercise, eat like shit and drink alcohol most nights

Glad we've banned earthquakes in this country

muh $80k

You managed to be awarded a small amount of money because you were playing in traffic and you're going to lose it all betting on the stock market because youre too stupid to spend it wisely lmfao

the name's king, joe king

he can't close the tab because he knows he'll be completely alone in complete silence with his maladjusted freak mind
would bet real money that we're the only people left in his sad little world that can't run away from him which is why he keeps coming even though he hates it and we hate him
all we can really do is wind him up every now and then and have fun with it, until he eventually kills himself of course

is dtfic this seriously invested in this god forsaken thread?

youre joking

related to the fact i don't exercise

this is the one you really need to sort out, even if it is just walking good distances, stick some earphones in and get out, you'll feel good too

lol i hope he dies soon

Shut the fuck up dtfib you sad incel freak you spam images of politicians all day you're not better than gingerpedo or ziedbelg lmfao

sabrina <3

going to do a gay poo

hi mate i'm ben dover

get tired too quick lad, not built for physical activities you see

Made an Instagram account and searched up all the people I used to go to school with. That was fucking depressing, im so far behind in life its not even funny

who the fuck is dtfic now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.

*catches it and puts it in a barm*

How old are you?

he gave up on calling me 190

noooo let me spam my offtopic images in peace DONT BULLY ME it brings up bad memories :::((((

Fucks sake you guys are pathetic

Everyone knows you're 190 mate but we are playing along with your little dollhouse charade to help you feel included

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you'll get better at it matey, stick with it, you deserve the benefits x

Shut the fuck up Mortimer

he's no huebert

dtfic gigamelty

NEED a job as a portly night security guard who's constantly dozing off at his post with a big ring of keys dangling from his belt

im FAT and USELESS and can't be ARSED

Just banter relax brownoid

Not seen Eugene post here in a while

They give them RFID fobs these days and the guards have to walk laps of the premises scanning the fob at pretermined points on the route to prove they were there 'checking' the area. If they don't scan the fob they get sacked.

beer and a fag

woke mob out of control

Blondes are really cute but I'll always prefer redheads. It's a difficult choice, ya know..

sometimes think about how good Timothy Dalton was as Bond and how he only got to do two films
we were robbed

You wouldn't know banter if it raped you like your dad did

You have time

youtube.com/watch?v=z8SdqOT_no0

it seems dtfic has his pants in a bunch everyday x

i'd enjoy that but if a wrongun saw me they'd rape me to death and steal the money or whatever

Stop getting Bond wrong!

dad

foster brother, actually

There. Now you have more b8

Heard Rosie Jones is going to be on the newest season of Last one laughing

and a poo and a wee and a bum two three *plays a little tune*

what happened

Wow. They're huge

He looked like shit in his second movie. Terrible haircut and couldn't get a suit that fits, disgraceful really

mental how Charli XCX and Jessie J, the queens of brit slags, never did a song together x

I'd think you were joking if you were capable of it lol

reminds me of mentally ill people on public transport making noises while you look out the window and hope they don't interact with you except I'm supposed to pretend this one is a comedian

why is there so many mongloids on twitter complaining that their PIP has been scrapped because long covid doesn't meet the threshold anymore

are you telling me we've been paying people for having 'long covid' which literallt doesn't exist btw

Was wanked off, forced to give head by their biological (german) son. I wasn't fucked up my arse, thankfully.

why is there so many

They are so misunderstood :(

screaming

Leather coated fascist coded Starmerite death squads kicking down Rorkes smeggy bedroom door and beating him to death with billy clubs

If I can't get a real girlfriend I might get an AI one, hope I'm tall enough.

Lol, yeah. Hahah

Songs from the big chair poster is as unoriginal

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Seek professional help

I remember queuing for a bus once and a mentally ill bloke was raving about some girl that had been murdered in the news saying 'she was only 14!' or something, was disturbing, wonder if he did it.

Seen the ticket man throw a mong off the train because as soon as he stepped on it he let out the biggest fucking screech imaginable.

and you wonder why you're a pathetic incel freak

He would vigorously jack me off even after I had already orgasmed

It was pretty bad

kek this guy looks dumb

all chimps look like they're balding lol

People here making fun of the disabled really are looking into a mirror aren't they

they honestly shouldn't be allowed to wander around in public on their own just a fucking nuisance

Get the disabled raped

vigorously

if you could have found a job i could do with minimal to 0 effort where i didn't have to leave my house or talk to people or do anything physical or concentrate or have to deal with pressure then i'd have worked all my life

saying you don't want to deal with the mentally ill screeching on trains isn't making fun of them that's just being sensible

wank toil completed

mm termites

to gay porn i hope

In maccies for coffee and then off to gym

had a wank this morning where i couldnt be arsed to go and spaff in the toilet so i spaffed all over myself got all sloppy and decided to have another sloppy wank, feel like a grotter of a bloke now

What happened to that lad off Hollyoaks who took the black pill

He got grangled

Bad day to be a negroni

He got grangled

would you rather be rich but never be able to drink again or be poor forever but drink freely

last i heard he got grangled

Imagine having to stand up in court and defend all your Anon Babble posts. Who would be the most fucked?

surely this will leave you needing to poo during your gym session

Honestly can't stand tradies me. Failures of life who didn't pay attention in school so learned how to tighten screws and make a business out of it. I had a new boiler put in the other week and I refused to make him a cup of tea lmao

My enemies

rich because i'm not an alkie runt

sheikh since he's literally in a British prison right now on account of his Anon Babble posts

Poor forever because I'm an alcoholic retard

Im a bit over drinking t.bh enjoy a tipple now and then but I could live without it. It becomes a bit of a chore

might make some grangled eggs on toast

grangled a poo

rorkes day out

You do realise this isn’t even a question for 99% of people?

You do realise

Le skronk nazi

struggles after one pull up and has trouble starting a chainsaw

lmao

you're better than that

New friend request.

I already don't drink so rich please

Lots of us are like this but we’re still told we “don’t want to work”
Can’t win

Normie women are saying goon and gooner on tiktok

no i'm not, i'm a vile slug of a man

Mumberg just text to say we're having dominoes for tea

gingerfreak's tragic story does make more sense now
he definitely does give off "brutally molested as a child and never mentally recovered" vibes

brutally molested as a child and never mentally recovered

We are a disabled country

nearly laughed at a post there but then saw it was 190

what happened to jedward

I believe in you
here are some chebs to make you feel better

And what vibe do you give off caring about this shit?

people who aren't retards filtered freaks like him months ago.
perhaps you should do the same? or do you enjoy being offended or moaning about easily fixed problems?

i'm homophobic, transphobic, the works

corrrrrrr i'm revitalized, going to run up ben nevis this afternoon now thanks to the inspiration of her wabs

It's unironically over

I am just going outside and may be some time

ive got spurs that grangle grangle grangle

based

You’ll never be arsed if you talk to yourself like that

Watching married at first sight Australia, very entertaining

Lol

mental just fucking MENTAL my ancestors had the opportunity to immigrate to one of half a dozen prosperous, sunny new world colonies and decided to stay on this depressing, dank, coffin of an island

not my problem

Been looking at that Max Tempers account a lot, good stuff

Same but my ancestors instead of fleeing Ireland to North America or Australia decided to move to fucking Cowdenbeath

shes so fucking fit

my ancestors were a bunch of stupid scottish cunts who chose to move to fucking IRELAND of all places absolute mongs

Hmm doesn't sound nice that

feels mad that in war torn countries theres blokes just roaming around raping

lol burnt

mental

skibidi toilet motion picture adaptation

mums been sleeping all day omd whos gonna go buy me food

bradford isnt a war torn country lad

Would like to die in a motorcycle accident

corrr get her shagged

Just think lad if you're great great granda hadn't fiddled that horse you'd be like us

whats truly mad is that happens in countries that arent war torn

poo rape

yeah, usually other men

Bit of a mutt me, mixture of Scottish, Welsh, and English great-grandparents, Scottish surname, never even been to Scotland.

Mental how there are real life australians in this thread

*touches you*

mental that

*touches you*

Bro is a diddy ahh epstein blud :skull:

can imagine my ancestors going "oh yeah i've heard this place where industry's booming, gonna go take me entire family to stoke"
FUCK

*looks at post count*

State of it ahahaha

Honestly deserve to just get nuked and start over, or a mass famine/plague, separate the wheat from the chaff

Three quarters of /brit/ posters are disabled

ugh
all the normie twats are in because it's friday

made a new but forgot to put /brit/ in the subject someone else has to do it now

Always have a laugh when I see a balding man clinging on to what is left of his hairline

Just put 100 grand down on a Persimmon Homes plywood house in Talinka

Poo

*crawls into the thread control room visibly dehydrated and sick looking*
lads... the post count...

something something laugh mirror

See that a lot of that when you walk past mirrors?

reckon we can get to 350 before the new