/brit/
/brit/
Making a videogame lads
OP is a 30yo chinese femcel btw
*instantly gets so hard all the blood rushes to my willy and i faint*
any hungry bottom man in?
got an irish dad and an italian mum, proper mongrel mix of a man me
is your mum fit?
could barely make it through sweeney todd the musical, whew cringeola
grow up
shes almost 40 you freak
got a bald patch on my chest
Huffing jenkem
Might call the plug
smegma samwidges
am
any ****** man in?
kemi badeNO
so? women can look their hottest in their 40s x
they are getting their waves done x
oh he tweaking frfr
corr
guys its friday
they hit the wall at 18
driving a monster truck through a nursing home
katy daydreaming of bendydem
post your AI cronem songs
how is your mum so young
mhmmm
wonder how many little tranny willies were flopping around in that water as it spilled over the top of that building
/brit/ more like /paki/ shit
in bed being depressed and being a loser
2 litre bottle of pepsi dropped in price to £1.70
had me when she was 20
Drank a bit too much last night lads
Might not be able to defend the thread as vigorously as I normally do
Thankfully it's Friday and Diego will be here to keep the runts in line
haha thats literally me!!! rotting in your bed staring in to space and looking at the walls and ceiling again are you?
pull your socks up
on your bike
get a grip
it’s not that serious mate
WHsmith isnt doing well but I dont understand the change to TGJones. that sounds like a jewellers so even more dated. WHSmith is still a reputable name even if people dont use the shop. I'd change it to WHS and make it like the CVS of paper and pens
i have a lot of growing up to do and it starts right here and right now after i watch this demented public sex time stop ignore 4k JAV school porn video
It is to me...
i have no hope
not really a man then are you.
GET EM GINGY
WHSmith has been dying for about 20 years now. When was the last time you got anything from there besides maybe a mothers day card or a magazine at an airport? Its arguably the most depressing brand in the world and its a failure of the free market that its still around selling absolute tat
Ok ill leave. Enjoy your thread. lmfao
local whsmith has had the same carpet for over 20 years
your parents have had the same incel son for over 20 years
T J Jones hahahahahahahahaha
be quiet
don't care, i don't drink that poison
grow up
It's the same thing each day. Around this time they wake up and start the hive mind shit and being gay. It's best that they say in their containment area. Little retards like them don't need to reproduce
it's reliably british. and ye no one goes in there to buy anything but no one has a bad view of the shop or brand itself. i bet their footfall is still busy. it's the place people peruse but dont buy anything. that counts for a lot.
it's so much more expensive to make TGJones mean something instead of doing a fancy rebrand of WHS. kevin bacon is a billionaire thanks to orange to EE. it's only worth it in extreme cases when the brand is worth shit or there are legal issues with using the old name. Whsmith name still carries weight even if their stock is shit
the same could be said for you
got the gay porn on
gargantuan triceratops poo brewing deep within the sordid machinations of my bowels
no it couldnt. not an incel you see
i sometimes go in to look at the magazines, not buy them though
interesting to think some people still buy magazines about trains and cars and computers
Using big words doesn't make you seem smart. You're so obviously uneducated and you think ppl are laughing with your idiotic attempts at humor. You're an idiot
scrimbling
Another aussie on the barbie luv to see it
what big words did i even use
Holly Willoughby sex arse
really enjoying my gay scat porn at the moment
on r/vintagepinup
mate it's only fish in there calm down
Willy Holloughby
corrrrrrrr
chance will be a fine thing
a fine thing indeed
corr
That's it then. Thanks for the laugh. Highlight of my day thus far
gingerpedophile out for blood, taking no prisoners on this midnight dreary
What’s mihai doing right now?
biting my toes off and spitting them across the room into the bin
just ghost rode the whip
shagging my arse
poo
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bin packing
clicked on this and won a free ipad
gingerfaggotunlovablefreaknonce clocking in for his 3,458th consecutive 15 hour shift of babbling incoherently to himself
Shut the fuck up gingerpedo you stupid bastard you post your demented pedo shit all day and stay up until the wee hours of the morning spamming it when everyone who has ever encountered you wishes you were dead
haha
I STOPPED and WONT DO IT ANYMORE OKAY? FUCK
wcreaming
Go on the catalogue and count how many times some Malaysian or weird SEAmonkey retard has made an OP with this fucking pepe cartoon. ESLs are so fucking unoriginal its no wonder they all live in filth
gingypeds :3
on average racist people are lower IQ because higher IQ people automatically seek status and power and the group that holds power in society at the moment are "progressive" liberals.
So even though high IQ people can obviously recognise the pattern that blacks commit far more crime per capita and are far more low IQ etc. they know that it is more beneficial to deny or ignore it.
You might ask the question "well at one point it was racists who held power in society, so how did anti-racists come tobe the elite group? according to you shouldn;t high IQ people have continued to flock to racism?"
and yes that would be correct except for the fact 150-200 years that liberalism (with its individualist, blank slate assumptions) succeeded in appealing to high IQ people even more than fitting in with the dominant group because liberalism is more utopian than genetic/ancestral determinism and utopian ideologies are more appealing because they tell people that the situation can be wonderful, so without strong counter evidencethe other way , people will tend to believe in the utopian worldview.
now that there is strong evidence the other way people, high IQ people will hopefully start dropping utopian genetic denialism and blank slatism , but in the mean time the utopian "progressives" have greatly increased social punishments against those who disbelieve in their utopian , blank slate, genetic denial thesis so they are managing to hang onto control that way.
Liberals and "progressives" are thus doing much more to hang onto power and punish dissenters and nip their adversaries in the bud than pre-liberal ancestral/genetic determinists did to the rising liberal utopian individualist blank slatists and genetic/ancestral denialists 250-200 years ago.
see nathan cofnas's "the right's stupidity problem" for supporting evidence on this thesis.
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nary a word
THOUSANDS are feared dead after huge earthquake hits Thailand and Myanmar, destroying buildings and sparking fears major DAMS could collapse and lead to catastrophic flooding
testosterone flying through the thread
In fairness I post dozens of frogs a day in this thread.
interesting perspective
You're a liar and too low IQ to control yourself fuck off and die
you're that fucking maladjusted that you honestly think this is how normal people's minds work don't you
GUYS I STOPPED POSTING HORRIFIC PAEDOPHILIC SHIT AFTER DOING IT FOR LIKE TEN STRAIGHT YEARS WHY ARE YOU STILL BEING MEAN TO ME WTF
pls marry her
Grow up
Excruciatingly verbose way to say "smart people are racist but not in public due to the status quo"
im out of Pepsi :O
gingerpedo on the warpath tonight. devastating right hooks and uppercuts pummeling the jowly jaws of any leaf or bruce foolish enough to get in his way
Gingerpedo is just a literal autistic retard.
He cannot relate imagery to emotions properly and does it based on some nonsense internal logic his mongo brain came up with.
That's why he uses indecipherable reaction images (face blind, no theory of mind, no empathy), can't read (retarded), doesn't understand art (autismo), is a pedo (abnormal sexual development, probably abused as a child, has the body of a child at 30+ years old), has addiction problems (low IQ), and is a boring bastard no one likes (can't take the hint).
Just like so many other low-IQ subhumans, he thinks he will get rich by gambling with the small sum of money that he happened to get by accident instead of using it wisely.
His autistic damaged brain cannot understand banter or trolling, so he thinks he's done you when he posts an avatar or off-topic post about something no one cares about.
far too brown for my liking - REJECTED!
*pulls lever on the wall*
*trapdoor beneath her feet opens, dropping her into venomous snake pit*
reckon the schizoleaf needs a public execution
could do a 3 point turn in an arctic lorry on that forehead
i'd delete this if i were you. don't have much time before he does you in with a getty images watermarked mp4
they're calling the current US government the "broligarchy" because it's composed of a bunch of alpha males like Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Pete Hegseth, Vivek Ramaswamy, Robert F. Kennedy Jr etc...
tfw sheltered sjw who has no clue about how people actually are but still tries to act hard like it will help him get laid
You're a cuck
We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden
remember this everytime an indog post bald eagle
can't recall the last time i came to /brit/ and he wasn't waffling, how does he manage to be here at all hours
filter all yanks
problem solved
screaminhg that's really all he has isnt it
that much of a fucking nonce freak he even stands out in a freak general of a freak website
torrent keeps stalling
Cry more
Problem solved
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He'll be dreaming about getting done by Bruce while he sleeps the day away before starting his next 16 hour shift lmfao
stop posting what I dont like
he does it in his free time when his lovely wife and squad of friends are doing something else x
UK needs communism
Poor fag seethe.
Britain roars for National Socialism
Seriously why do you do it?
Why do you spend every day spamming random images with no rhyme or reason when everyone just tells you to fuck off and die?
What do you get out of being such a creepy weirdo?
Imm off x thanks for all the fish
back hurts
knee hurts
tired
mad how it all starts at 30 and is by no means related to the fact i don't exercise, eat like shit and drink alcohol most nights
Glad we've banned earthquakes in this country
muh $80k
You managed to be awarded a small amount of money because you were playing in traffic and you're going to lose it all betting on the stock market because youre too stupid to spend it wisely lmfao
the name's king, joe king
he can't close the tab because he knows he'll be completely alone in complete silence with his maladjusted freak mind
would bet real money that we're the only people left in his sad little world that can't run away from him which is why he keeps coming even though he hates it and we hate him
all we can really do is wind him up every now and then and have fun with it, until he eventually kills himself of course
is dtfic this seriously invested in this god forsaken thread?
youre joking
related to the fact i don't exercise
this is the one you really need to sort out, even if it is just walking good distances, stick some earphones in and get out, you'll feel good too
lol i hope he dies soon
Shut the fuck up dtfib you sad incel freak you spam images of politicians all day you're not better than gingerpedo or ziedbelg lmfao
sabrina <3
going to do a gay poo
hi mate i'm ben dover
get tired too quick lad, not built for physical activities you see
Made an Instagram account and searched up all the people I used to go to school with. That was fucking depressing, im so far behind in life its not even funny
who the fuck is dtfic now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.
*catches it and puts it in a barm*
How old are you?
he gave up on calling me 190
noooo let me spam my offtopic images in peace DONT BULLY ME it brings up bad memories :::((((
Fucks sake you guys are pathetic
Everyone knows you're 190 mate but we are playing along with your little dollhouse charade to help you feel included
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you'll get better at it matey, stick with it, you deserve the benefits x
Shut the fuck up Mortimer
he's no huebert
dtfic gigamelty
NEED a job as a portly night security guard who's constantly dozing off at his post with a big ring of keys dangling from his belt
im FAT and USELESS and can't be ARSED
Just banter relax brownoid
Not seen Eugene post here in a while
They give them RFID fobs these days and the guards have to walk laps of the premises scanning the fob at pretermined points on the route to prove they were there 'checking' the area. If they don't scan the fob they get sacked.
beer and a fag
woke mob out of control
Blondes are really cute but I'll always prefer redheads. It's a difficult choice, ya know..
sometimes think about how good Timothy Dalton was as Bond and how he only got to do two films
we were robbed
You wouldn't know banter if it raped you like your dad did
You have time
it seems dtfic has his pants in a bunch everyday x
i'd enjoy that but if a wrongun saw me they'd rape me to death and steal the money or whatever
Stop getting Bond wrong!
dad
foster brother, actually
There. Now you have more b8
Heard Rosie Jones is going to be on the newest season of Last one laughing
and a poo and a wee and a bum two three *plays a little tune*
what happened
Wow. They're huge
He looked like shit in his second movie. Terrible haircut and couldn't get a suit that fits, disgraceful really
mental how Charli XCX and Jessie J, the queens of brit slags, never did a song together x
I'd think you were joking if you were capable of it lol
reminds me of mentally ill people on public transport making noises while you look out the window and hope they don't interact with you except I'm supposed to pretend this one is a comedian
why is there so many mongloids on twitter complaining that their PIP has been scrapped because long covid doesn't meet the threshold anymore
are you telling me we've been paying people for having 'long covid' which literallt doesn't exist btw
Was wanked off, forced to give head by their biological (german) son. I wasn't fucked up my arse, thankfully.
why is there so many
They are so misunderstood :(
screaming
Leather coated fascist coded Starmerite death squads kicking down Rorkes smeggy bedroom door and beating him to death with billy clubs
If I can't get a real girlfriend I might get an AI one, hope I'm tall enough.
Lol, yeah. Hahah
Songs from the big chair poster is as unoriginal
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Seek professional help
I remember queuing for a bus once and a mentally ill bloke was raving about some girl that had been murdered in the news saying 'she was only 14!' or something, was disturbing, wonder if he did it.
Seen the ticket man throw a mong off the train because as soon as he stepped on it he let out the biggest fucking screech imaginable.
and you wonder why you're a pathetic incel freak
He would vigorously jack me off even after I had already orgasmed
It was pretty bad
kek this guy looks dumb
all chimps look like they're balding lol
People here making fun of the disabled really are looking into a mirror aren't they
they honestly shouldn't be allowed to wander around in public on their own just a fucking nuisance
Get the disabled raped
vigorously
if you could have found a job i could do with minimal to 0 effort where i didn't have to leave my house or talk to people or do anything physical or concentrate or have to deal with pressure then i'd have worked all my life
saying you don't want to deal with the mentally ill screeching on trains isn't making fun of them that's just being sensible
wank toil completed
mm termites
to gay porn i hope
In maccies for coffee and then off to gym
had a wank this morning where i couldnt be arsed to go and spaff in the toilet so i spaffed all over myself got all sloppy and decided to have another sloppy wank, feel like a grotter of a bloke now
What happened to that lad off Hollyoaks who took the black pill
He got grangled
Bad day to be a negroni
He got grangled
would you rather be rich but never be able to drink again or be poor forever but drink freely
last i heard he got grangled
Imagine having to stand up in court and defend all your Anon Babble posts. Who would be the most fucked?
surely this will leave you needing to poo during your gym session
Honestly can't stand tradies me. Failures of life who didn't pay attention in school so learned how to tighten screws and make a business out of it. I had a new boiler put in the other week and I refused to make him a cup of tea lmao
My enemies
rich because i'm not an alkie runt
sheikh since he's literally in a British prison right now on account of his Anon Babble posts
Poor forever because I'm an alcoholic retard
Im a bit over drinking t.bh enjoy a tipple now and then but I could live without it. It becomes a bit of a chore
might make some grangled eggs on toast
grangled a poo
rorkes day out
You do realise this isn’t even a question for 99% of people?
You do realise
Le skronk nazi
struggles after one pull up and has trouble starting a chainsaw
lmao
you're better than that
New friend request.
I already don't drink so rich please
Lots of us are like this but we’re still told we “don’t want to work”
Can’t win
Normie women are saying goon and gooner on tiktok
no i'm not, i'm a vile slug of a man
Mumberg just text to say we're having dominoes for tea
gingerfreak's tragic story does make more sense now
he definitely does give off "brutally molested as a child and never mentally recovered" vibes
brutally molested as a child and never mentally recovered
We are a disabled country
nearly laughed at a post there but then saw it was 190
what happened to jedward
I believe in you
here are some chebs to make you feel better
And what vibe do you give off caring about this shit?
people who aren't retards filtered freaks like him months ago.
perhaps you should do the same? or do you enjoy being offended or moaning about easily fixed problems?
i'm homophobic, transphobic, the works
corrrrrrr i'm revitalized, going to run up ben nevis this afternoon now thanks to the inspiration of her wabs
It's unironically over
I am just going outside and may be some time
ive got spurs that grangle grangle grangle
based
You’ll never be arsed if you talk to yourself like that
Watching married at first sight Australia, very entertaining
Lol
mental just fucking MENTAL my ancestors had the opportunity to immigrate to one of half a dozen prosperous, sunny new world colonies and decided to stay on this depressing, dank, coffin of an island
not my problem
Been looking at that Max Tempers account a lot, good stuff
Same but my ancestors instead of fleeing Ireland to North America or Australia decided to move to fucking Cowdenbeath
shes so fucking fit
my ancestors were a bunch of stupid scottish cunts who chose to move to fucking IRELAND of all places absolute mongs
Hmm doesn't sound nice that
feels mad that in war torn countries theres blokes just roaming around raping
lol burnt
mental
skibidi toilet motion picture adaptation
mums been sleeping all day omd whos gonna go buy me food
bradford isnt a war torn country lad
Would like to die in a motorcycle accident
corrr get her shagged
Just think lad if you're great great granda hadn't fiddled that horse you'd be like us
whats truly mad is that happens in countries that arent war torn
poo rape
yeah, usually other men
Bit of a mutt me, mixture of Scottish, Welsh, and English great-grandparents, Scottish surname, never even been to Scotland.
Mental how there are real life australians in this thread
*touches you*
mental that
*touches you*
Bro is a diddy ahh epstein blud :skull:
can imagine my ancestors going "oh yeah i've heard this place where industry's booming, gonna go take me entire family to stoke"
FUCK
*looks at post count*
State of it ahahaha
Honestly deserve to just get nuked and start over, or a mass famine/plague, separate the wheat from the chaff
Three quarters of /brit/ posters are disabled
ugh
all the normie twats are in because it's friday
made a new but forgot to put /brit/ in the subject someone else has to do it now
Always have a laugh when I see a balding man clinging on to what is left of his hairline
Just put 100 grand down on a Persimmon Homes plywood house in Talinka
Poo
*crawls into the thread control room visibly dehydrated and sick looking*
lads... the post count...
something something laugh mirror
See that a lot of that when you walk past mirrors?
reckon we can get to 350 before the new