/Brit/

Adam edition

So this is it. The last ever /brit/...

Nothing wrong with claiming PIP or benefits as a white Briton. The government hates you so drain their money.

Quite frankly every Briton should have money provided to them by the profits earned from enslaved 'groins and browns tbqh

How do I scam pip

There's no way of scamming it unfortunately you genuinely have to be quite seriously mentally ill or you have to be deaf and mute

Average Reform voter

be asian

Sir PIP Cutter has already cut your little scam off

get the neuro linguistic programming revved up

here kitty kitty… come here and get your cute little fangs, rough tongue and musky saliva around a pulsing BBC. imagine it’s little feline eyes popping wide in animal shock, a little preened pampered pussy never expecting its human slaves to be so insolent, so used to cucked white owners. but not it’s little ears are being pulled up by sweating ebony hands as a huge coal rod forces it’s little furry chops wide as a black dude moans at its little whiskers and smooth teeth tickling his veiny throbbing BBC. it would actually stretch its little throat so badly as it’s quadruped limbs fail about and it makes muffled hisses and shrieks as his shaft starts thrusting and just using its fish smelling kitty mouth like a pocket pussy. and then before he cums you just KNOW. a huge black bull is gonna finish inside that slutty little animal, his eager cock tip pushing right up against its fleshy cat pucker as he yanks its tail and hilts in the little cats teasingly tight anus. that kitty would hiss and meow and squeal as the black bull starts pounding in earnest, eventually silenced as he moans a final awww fuckkkk nigguh” before unleashing a torrent of semen in its ruined rear

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it was a joke

Just shat myself. Not a lot, was about 5p size. Washed the boxers out and replaced them, will do a load of clothes tomorrow oand all will be forgotten

Hahahahahahaha

Sir John Honey

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

non-whites make fun of white underclass dolescum. their god fearing disciplined culture would never let them allow their kids to smoke in the house. it was only whites in my school who shared drugs with their mothers or were given speed by their mother to use to prevent hunger pangs at school.

Ordered a book from a rorke punisher

Has gone through 11 stops in California alone. Global logistics are crazy lads, would quite like to work for DHL or UPS or something, very interesting.

Screaming at all these neets now scrambling to try and save their bennies. Tick tock you slugs. Here comes the daily grind

God says I'm mentally ill and I can do what I like it's my life

Turns out the Amsterdam stabber was a white Dutch man and the Berlin ramming was 4 German teenagers

So rorke was wrong
Again

so this is what happened to mousenonce

Absolute lies. Also you are non-white.

disabilitynewsservice.com

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Catberg sipping on some milk

what bennies are seasidemark on

rorke punisher

You've lived a very privileged life if you think that's a lie

Sir Rorke Punisher

why do you say that?

apparently 20% of new cars sold in this country go to PIP claimants
outrageous

Spare Change hahahahahaha

Your skin is literally the colour of poo lol

fat smelly mong bennies

You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?

how can these disabled people drive?

''''mentally ill''' people don't deserve bennies.

If you're truly done in your get sectioned, otherwise you can fens for yourself. I don't want to pay for a '''''depresed'''' little poofs rent, fuck off.

Todays been a bad day

Come on now lad we couldn't all pay for your life of leisure forever now could we? Tick tock get to work

Based. Death to useless eaters

Yeah, and nothing did. So what?

so because I think their is a cultural problem with some white working class I am brown?

yesterday I opened my wallet and some British pounds flew in

poo

I live near non-white people I know how they are.

but you're ok paying for a five star hotel and playstations for some brown guy who just came in on a dinghy?

Oh no but you can and you will

you can get one even if you can't drive
it can be for other people to drive you places

Yeah

huge news from rorke

Free John Honey

I wpuld have you both shot.

the simple solution to working class people feeling like they're being stiffed by dole dossers is to turn it into a universal basic income and tax the wealthy to pay for it

Incel should be a disability

I heard that the money from PIP claimants goes back into the economy???

If I don't get a job in three months I'll have to move back in with parents
Thing is that my field of expertise (programming) is being decimated by AI so there are few jobs out there
So any tips on how to get a random full-time job quickly please lads?

I physically cannot leave my smelly bedroom

Or just make social parasitism a crime like in the USSR and force everyone to work

Working class people moaning about benefits are the most servile runts on the planet

If I ever got a time machine I would go to Berlin, Germany on January 30th 1933 post haste

you can use deepthink to get a lot of interesting writing that it will censor once complete but you just need to keep hitting ctrl c before it reaches the end and determines after a second that it contains the word china

Do you get your mum anything for mother's day lads?

it goes straight to ukraine

No job.
No girlfriend.
He fits the profile.
He is a ticking time bomb.

i'm mentally ill but i don't get money from the government
how do i get in on that

The USSR had a planned socialist economy.

Tick tock get to work

knock on the door of no. 10

even brown drug dealers were not allowed to missbehave back in the household in the way some white kids were. some white parents had completely given up or were slaves to drink and drugs and could no longer care. not to mention the difference in academic pressure. some ethnicities are much more industrious and force their children into good careers like lawyer, doctor, dentist because they want their children to become successful. how many white working class parents dont give a shit or worse they drag their own children down because of anti-intellectualism or fear that they will be better than them?

cockmogs me BY FAR

Vile hog.

i got it to type out

Case Study: Taiwan’s Digital Democracy

Taiwan’s use of civic-tech platforms like vTaiwan to crowdsource legislation demonstrates a Marsilian-Machiavellian synthesis. By leveraging technology for participatory governance while countering Chinese disinformation, Taiwan models resilience in the media age.

before it had time to scan it and replace with "Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else."

Hmm what a good idea

Hate the finooks
Hate the mulignans
Hate the christ killers
Hate the peckerwoods

14 hours 46 minutes

Genuinely can't think of anything worse than an overweight woman. Boggles my mind how they can walk around looking like that and be ok with kt. I'll be insisting that whoever I decide to give my virginity away to uses a set of scales before hand so I can check their weight.

this

I would have the Royal Navy fire 20mm cannons into a couple dinghies and the crossings would stop overnight.

kala lehlani on the cards

fuck sake need a wank now

my penis is exceptionally small

This thread is a bit queer.

Too many dicks, need this thread out of business

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oh shut up you big-knobbed twat, mine is smaller by far

He was a proud American assassin and in this house Lee Harvey Oswald is a hero! End of story!

mines very average
milquetoast

sir cuthbert

not possible!

And do what differently

Weeeeeelllll, it's the Big Show
Yeah it's the big fat show tonight, unh

have you ever argued with your girl that you could suck cock better than they can? because the new protogf is absolutely terrible at giving head

Who said incels can't cook?

oh shes shitting
thats the gimmick
shes having a shit
great stuff

Never a link shall be clicked by me

mum and stepmum LOVE this song!

every music exec is a fat, ugly harvey weinstein type

every new female pop singer is a doe-eyed nubile girl in her mid-to-late teens

doing a think

Ah yes, boiled unseasoned vegetables. How very British.

Absolutely nothing

mental how unbelievably fit sophie thatcher is

Describing your family again?

full english is overrated
prefer the full american myself

Where did you get that photo of my big fat belly?

all that effort and it's all just going to end up as poo

In the canaries back in the day the difference between a full english and a full american was that the latter had chips

Sir Kier Starmer

Sir Keir Starmer

dobby off peep show is fit as

Watching a film about Djibouti

Sir Kid Raper

'r 'eir 'armer

made some teriyaki almonds. yum yum

Your eyes will see strange sights,
and your mind will imagine confusing things.

Sir Ruby Strangler

The Boston Grangler

Little Grangleton was a small village in England, within which the most prominent family was formerly yhe Rinbles.

The /brit/ Manifesto

deport anyone that arrived since 1997 unless they earn over 80k

Remove PIP for anyone not physically disabled

cut UC

Increase JSA and link to previous salary

hang murderers, rapists and nonces

ban halal slaughter, hijabs, non-christian faith schools

scrap the bottom 50% of universities, turn into vocational colleges

prevent more than 50% white British people living in any single area of England

ban any foreign person from recievijng benefits prior to 15 years of NI payments

Citizenship only attainable after 25 years residence

minimum 60k salary for a 'skilled visa'

chanel dinghies shot at on sight

New

And the very latest from That Fucking Bitch?

But when they're sucking your willy, OH LORD HAVE MERCY!

chanel dinghies

Brad

what about my second amendment rights?

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trvke

EAU DE CHANEL

sir keir going after ninjas

TAKBIR!

I know yor stahking dahby
I tracked yor IP address

Release the DTFIC dossier

ew. day toilet?

All the random clicking, clucking, tutting and lip smacking she does nowadays is strong contender for my biggest peeve with her now.

She saw Emma Watson smacking her lips/tutting at the beginning of sentences in recent interviews and thought "Oh yass, oiy'll add syound affackts to the rappertoire!" and then went completely overboard with it like she does with the fake Hermione accent.

It's at the point where I'd almost rather see her start snatching money from charities again if she'd just stop with the random noise affectations.

she looks like she gives really passionless blowjobs

Sir Keir Eagan

Someone might be attempting to break into my house rn idk

Hitler didn't go hard enough!

He was gay? Hitler?

fake country

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get naked and run down the stairs screaming like a mad man

Wish that mug was my cock!

-----------------------------------------AN OFFICIAL /brit/ ANNOUNCEMENT-----------------------------------------

Lads I'll be taking deposits next thread for the next /brit/ OFFICIAL 2025 /brit/ meetup which will be held in Aylesbury. We'll be meeting at the The Drapers Arms pub at 6pm, then we'll hop in the shuttlebus and go clubbing at 10PM

Then at 1am for those not staying in hostel or accommodation we'll hop back on the shuttle bus and head back to my AirBNB for post drinks, videogames and music

-----------------------------------------AN OFFICIAL /brit/ ANNOUNCEMENT-----------------------------------------

london is being taken over by ninjas

think i might start avatar and signature posting again

What makes them worse than kitchen knives or a pointy stick?

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Sir Barty Crouch
...JUNIOR!

ban those too

call a spade a spade

my favorite english poem is Chaucer's Prioress' tale

New

i want to go home

call a spade a nigger

meltdown

Dtfic melty

dtfic mega melty

call an italian an eggplant

dtfic giga melty

need more of this little minx

Sir Deet Fick

DTFIC nigga melty

Would really love a go on her cock

Check out her latest album "The Loveliest Time"

Sorry to say this as it’s a bit old now but I am STILL annoyed at her making a tiktok and writing ‘chat GBT’ when she uses it ALL the time and knows full well it is chat gPt. She just wanted to make it look like she doesn’t know because she doesn’t use it.

Is this a joke lmao

what
even
are
stinging nettles?

is orally prepping your bull considered gay?

No why would it be?

Midget burger and chips please mate

i have no idea what "the trades" are

Warwick Davis and chips please

it means poor people jobs

Reminder: To be born British is to win the lottery of life

mass deportations now

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I'll be going to Aylesbury, I'll see you there chaps.

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throat sore
neighbours kid screeching
troubled thoughts about ninja swords
midnight looms

no, i mean when people say they're "reading the trades"

it has something to do with the entertainment industry

Leftism is a coalition of the low status in a given society: as long as there is a sizeable foreign population, it will be a pillar of the left's base.

Who are you?

julian sutcliffe

ruby gangrene

Is it just me or do kids seem to scream a lot more in public these days? Seems like everywhere I go some little runt is bellowing at the top of his lungs whilst the parents sit nearby totally oblivious

What d'ya 'ave me down as, some sort of doughnut?

Party rock is in the thread tonight
Everybody just have a good time

"Ninja swords"
What a prat.

I work at a school

morrisons 5 strawberry doughnuts for a quid
a deal so good i have to get the custard ones too

I have long suspected I have a little hole somewhere in the back of my throat, and that's why I frequently get tonsil stones and bacterial throat infections

*prods willard inside*
yep defo a hole in there lad

Oh dear.

Yeah it's called your windpipe you muppet

4 pints in

Are ya ready for the week end!

get it checked, maybe they can stick a canera down there

HE LIKES DONUTS DOSNT HE

getting some kind of turbo cancer seems preferable to another 50 years in this country tbf

Very ready.

friday off?

I'll gladly kick your head in for free

Where would you live if you could?

Good evening chaps.

Yeah, good life

probly the shire

just remembered its friday
get in there!!!!!

In Star Trek, the Vulcans are very logical and rational, but they weren't always that way. They used to be violent savages, even moreso than humans, but their culture had a religious awakening and they changed dramatically.
Vulcan was the Roman god of volcanoes. In ancient Greek philosophy, fire was the highest and most spiritual element, while earth or stone was the lowest and most base element. Fire + stone = magma or lava like a volcano

nice, wish I could say the same

british niggas love saying "oh dear" and "oh goodness me"

why are Genesis songs so long

dude looks like a lady

They always start at the Beginning

imagine anon's mum sucking you off
corr

watching the sopranos AGAIN

I only say the former howeverthoughbethermorebeit

I'm 45th generation Roman

howling at myself lads
I ordered a cheeseburger from mcdonalds but selected to even remove the beef and bun

weirdly enough they did actually include the beef, but no bun

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how many gabagool scenes so far

why are her pants bulging like that?

just thinking about all the times I've been emasculated by gangs of black men or pakis driving by in cars flirting with my sister and not minding my presence at all

her

that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman

I remember when I was in the pub once and I didn't know what the three dollars more trilogy was

went to a McDonalds recently and ordered a double fish filet sandwhich only to find out that there was one fish filet when i got back home. They charged me for the extra filet as well, was furious tbqh.

never heard of clint eastward?

her

that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird

as the fish filet sandwich was introduced to the menu exclusively for jews to eat on sundays, they are under orders not to waste them on goys and deliberately give you less

Never never

cried during toy story 2

14 so far. been about 30 melfi/tony scenes and 7 dream scenes as well

saw it in the cinema
person in front was crying

Nationwide gives £50 to all t's members

Where's my £50 karl?

bunch of wogs driving around town with no women, sad

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Tone pass me some spagheti, will ya? I'm starvin over here

pass me the peppers and eggs

need to pick up some more scottish rolled oats tomorrow so that I can continue having porridge for breakfast

New

the Porsche hq as well

way to early you mong

can someone give me something really interesting to dive into and read on the internet

Emerald tablet?

Yeah it's called a book there's millions of em

any good ones? I tried getting into some basic classic books so I read 1984, animal farm and the metamorphosis.

Start with the Greeks

don wan toil
don wan go

Start with the Swedes.

Started with the Greeks now we here

Ein clue regained

might walk into my local library and move all the holocaust books into the fiction section

scottish niggas love saying "reprobate"

just stimwiddled a pollercrump

start with the anglos
your jane austens, your evelyn waughs, your gk chestertons

need my pussy ate

BOOOOO
Start and end with wodehouse

French people be like: sucheting une nigre

leftypol reading obscure 19th century iraqi poetry on the train to try and impress leftypolettes

rorke playing racist instagram reels full blast

if current trends hold, by 2050 a majority of the british population will be juggalos

rorke watching a anime

Fuckin hell I get a timer for 300 foookin seconds to make a new thread wtf

its always indians and blacks who are blasting their phones at full vol

Sparse and poignant

Why are they like that

because their knee grows

a weak and feeble society enables their low quality behaviour

You cast your eyes at the floor every time they walk past pipe tf down

i'm growing increasingly frustrated by pussy niggas

Last nightshift then off to Tuesday

Forgive and you'll be forgiven.

New

he's not claiming he doesn't, he's rightfully saying that Britain has no social immune system because it's so diluted and there's no cohesive culture. he doesn't say anything when a scowling black man starts playing mumble rap out loud on the bus, and neither do I, and neither do you, and neither does anyone.