Adam edition
/Brit/
So this is it. The last ever /brit/...
Nothing wrong with claiming PIP or benefits as a white Briton. The government hates you so drain their money.
Quite frankly every Briton should have money provided to them by the profits earned from enslaved 'groins and browns tbqh
How do I scam pip
There's no way of scamming it unfortunately you genuinely have to be quite seriously mentally ill or you have to be deaf and mute
Average Reform voter
be asian
Sir PIP Cutter has already cut your little scam off
get the neuro linguistic programming revved up
here kitty kitty… come here and get your cute little fangs, rough tongue and musky saliva around a pulsing BBC. imagine it’s little feline eyes popping wide in animal shock, a little preened pampered pussy never expecting its human slaves to be so insolent, so used to cucked white owners. but not it’s little ears are being pulled up by sweating ebony hands as a huge coal rod forces it’s little furry chops wide as a black dude moans at its little whiskers and smooth teeth tickling his veiny throbbing BBC. it would actually stretch its little throat so badly as it’s quadruped limbs fail about and it makes muffled hisses and shrieks as his shaft starts thrusting and just using its fish smelling kitty mouth like a pocket pussy. and then before he cums you just KNOW. a huge black bull is gonna finish inside that slutty little animal, his eager cock tip pushing right up against its fleshy cat pucker as he yanks its tail and hilts in the little cats teasingly tight anus. that kitty would hiss and meow and squeal as the black bull starts pounding in earnest, eventually silenced as he moans a final awww fuckkkk nigguh” before unleashing a torrent of semen in its ruined rear
it was a joke
Just shat myself. Not a lot, was about 5p size. Washed the boxers out and replaced them, will do a load of clothes tomorrow oand all will be forgotten
Hahahahahahaha
Sir John Honey
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
non-whites make fun of white underclass dolescum. their god fearing disciplined culture would never let them allow their kids to smoke in the house. it was only whites in my school who shared drugs with their mothers or were given speed by their mother to use to prevent hunger pangs at school.
Ordered a book from a rorke punisher
Has gone through 11 stops in California alone. Global logistics are crazy lads, would quite like to work for DHL or UPS or something, very interesting.
Screaming at all these neets now scrambling to try and save their bennies. Tick tock you slugs. Here comes the daily grind
God says I'm mentally ill and I can do what I like it's my life
Turns out the Amsterdam stabber was a white Dutch man and the Berlin ramming was 4 German teenagers
So rorke was wrong
Again
so this is what happened to mousenonce
Absolute lies. Also you are non-white.
disabilitynewsservice.com
Catberg sipping on some milk
what bennies are seasidemark on
rorke punisher
You've lived a very privileged life if you think that's a lie
Sir Rorke Punisher
tax class: disabled
why do you say that?
apparently 20% of new cars sold in this country go to PIP claimants
outrageous
Spare Change hahahahahaha
Your skin is literally the colour of poo lol
fat smelly mong bennies
You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
how can these disabled people drive?
''''mentally ill''' people don't deserve bennies.
If you're truly done in your get sectioned, otherwise you can fens for yourself. I don't want to pay for a '''''depresed'''' little poofs rent, fuck off.
Todays been a bad day
Come on now lad we couldn't all pay for your life of leisure forever now could we? Tick tock get to work
Based. Death to useless eaters
Yeah, and nothing did. So what?
so because I think their is a cultural problem with some white working class I am brown?
yesterday I opened my wallet and some British pounds flew in
poo
I live near non-white people I know how they are.
but you're ok paying for a five star hotel and playstations for some brown guy who just came in on a dinghy?
Oh no but you can and you will
you can get one even if you can't drive
it can be for other people to drive you places
Yeah
huge news from rorke
Free John Honey
I wpuld have you both shot.
the simple solution to working class people feeling like they're being stiffed by dole dossers is to turn it into a universal basic income and tax the wealthy to pay for it
Incel should be a disability
I heard that the money from PIP claimants goes back into the economy???
If I don't get a job in three months I'll have to move back in with parents
Thing is that my field of expertise (programming) is being decimated by AI so there are few jobs out there
So any tips on how to get a random full-time job quickly please lads?
I physically cannot leave my smelly bedroom
Or just make social parasitism a crime like in the USSR and force everyone to work
Working class people moaning about benefits are the most servile runts on the planet
If I ever got a time machine I would go to Berlin, Germany on January 30th 1933 post haste
you can use deepthink to get a lot of interesting writing that it will censor once complete but you just need to keep hitting ctrl c before it reaches the end and determines after a second that it contains the word china
Do you get your mum anything for mother's day lads?
it goes straight to ukraine
No job.
No girlfriend.
He fits the profile.
He is a ticking time bomb.
i'm mentally ill but i don't get money from the government
how do i get in on that
The USSR had a planned socialist economy.
Tick tock get to work
knock on the door of no. 10
even brown drug dealers were not allowed to missbehave back in the household in the way some white kids were. some white parents had completely given up or were slaves to drink and drugs and could no longer care. not to mention the difference in academic pressure. some ethnicities are much more industrious and force their children into good careers like lawyer, doctor, dentist because they want their children to become successful. how many white working class parents dont give a shit or worse they drag their own children down because of anti-intellectualism or fear that they will be better than them?
cockmogs me BY FAR
Vile hog.
i got it to type out
Case Study: Taiwan’s Digital Democracy
Taiwan’s use of civic-tech platforms like vTaiwan to crowdsource legislation demonstrates a Marsilian-Machiavellian synthesis. By leveraging technology for participatory governance while countering Chinese disinformation, Taiwan models resilience in the media age.
before it had time to scan it and replace with "Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else."
Hmm what a good idea
Hate the finooks
Hate the mulignans
Hate the christ killers
Hate the peckerwoods
14 hours 46 minutes
Genuinely can't think of anything worse than an overweight woman. Boggles my mind how they can walk around looking like that and be ok with kt. I'll be insisting that whoever I decide to give my virginity away to uses a set of scales before hand so I can check their weight.
this
I would have the Royal Navy fire 20mm cannons into a couple dinghies and the crossings would stop overnight.
kala lehlani on the cards
fuck sake need a wank now
my penis is exceptionally small
This thread is a bit queer.
Too many dicks, need this thread out of business
oh shut up you big-knobbed twat, mine is smaller by far
He was a proud American assassin and in this house Lee Harvey Oswald is a hero! End of story!
mines very average
milquetoast
sir cuthbert
not possible!
And do what differently
Weeeeeelllll, it's the Big Show
Yeah it's the big fat show tonight, unh
have you ever argued with your girl that you could suck cock better than they can? because the new protogf is absolutely terrible at giving head
Who said incels can't cook?
oh shes shitting
thats the gimmick
shes having a shit
great stuff
Never a link shall be clicked by me
mum and stepmum LOVE this song!
every music exec is a fat, ugly harvey weinstein type
every new female pop singer is a doe-eyed nubile girl in her mid-to-late teens
doing a think
Ah yes, boiled unseasoned vegetables. How very British.
Absolutely nothing
mental how unbelievably fit sophie thatcher is
Describing your family again?
full english is overrated
prefer the full american myself
Where did you get that photo of my big fat belly?
all that effort and it's all just going to end up as poo
In the canaries back in the day the difference between a full english and a full american was that the latter had chips
Sir Kier Starmer
Sir Keir Starmer
dobby off peep show is fit as
Watching a film about Djibouti
Sir Kid Raper
'r 'eir 'armer
made some teriyaki almonds. yum yum
this is what american housewives cook
Your eyes will see strange sights,
and your mind will imagine confusing things.
Sir Ruby Strangler
The Boston Grangler
Little Grangleton was a small village in England, within which the most prominent family was formerly yhe Rinbles.
The /brit/ Manifesto
deport anyone that arrived since 1997 unless they earn over 80k
Remove PIP for anyone not physically disabled
cut UC
Increase JSA and link to previous salary
hang murderers, rapists and nonces
ban halal slaughter, hijabs, non-christian faith schools
scrap the bottom 50% of universities, turn into vocational colleges
prevent more than 50% white British people living in any single area of England
ban any foreign person from recievijng benefits prior to 15 years of NI payments
Citizenship only attainable after 25 years residence
minimum 60k salary for a 'skilled visa'
chanel dinghies shot at on sight
New
And the very latest from That Fucking Bitch?
But when they're sucking your willy, OH LORD HAVE MERCY!
chanel dinghies
Brad
what about my second amendment rights?
trvke
EAU DE CHANEL
sir keir going after ninjas
TAKBIR!
I know yor stahking dahby
I tracked yor IP address
Release the DTFIC dossier
ew. day toilet?
All the random clicking, clucking, tutting and lip smacking she does nowadays is strong contender for my biggest peeve with her now.
She saw Emma Watson smacking her lips/tutting at the beginning of sentences in recent interviews and thought "Oh yass, oiy'll add syound affackts to the rappertoire!" and then went completely overboard with it like she does with the fake Hermione accent.
It's at the point where I'd almost rather see her start snatching money from charities again if she'd just stop with the random noise affectations.
she looks like she gives really passionless blowjobs
Sir Keir Eagan
Someone might be attempting to break into my house rn idk
Hitler didn't go hard enough!
He was gay? Hitler?
fake country
get naked and run down the stairs screaming like a mad man
Wish that mug was my cock!
-----------------------------------------AN OFFICIAL /brit/ ANNOUNCEMENT-----------------------------------------
Lads I'll be taking deposits next thread for the next /brit/ OFFICIAL 2025 /brit/ meetup which will be held in Aylesbury. We'll be meeting at the The Drapers Arms pub at 6pm, then we'll hop in the shuttlebus and go clubbing at 10PM
Then at 1am for those not staying in hostel or accommodation we'll hop back on the shuttle bus and head back to my AirBNB for post drinks, videogames and music
-----------------------------------------AN OFFICIAL /brit/ ANNOUNCEMENT-----------------------------------------
london is being taken over by ninjas
think i might start avatar and signature posting again
What makes them worse than kitchen knives or a pointy stick?
Sir Barty Crouch
...JUNIOR!
ban those too
call a spade a spade
my favorite english poem is Chaucer's Prioress' tale
New
i want to go home
call a spade a nigger
meltdown
Dtfic melty
dtfic mega melty
call an italian an eggplant
dtfic giga melty
need more of this little minx
Sir Deet Fick
DTFIC nigga melty
Would really love a go on her cock
Check out her latest album "The Loveliest Time"
Sorry to say this as it’s a bit old now but I am STILL annoyed at her making a tiktok and writing ‘chat GBT’ when she uses it ALL the time and knows full well it is chat gPt. She just wanted to make it look like she doesn’t know because she doesn’t use it.
Is this a joke lmao
what
even
are
stinging nettles?
is orally prepping your bull considered gay?
No why would it be?
Midget burger and chips please mate
i have no idea what "the trades" are
Warwick Davis and chips please
it means poor people jobs
Reminder: To be born British is to win the lottery of life
mass deportations now
I'll be going to Aylesbury, I'll see you there chaps.
throat sore
neighbours kid screeching
troubled thoughts about ninja swords
midnight looms
no, i mean when people say they're "reading the trades"
it has something to do with the entertainment industry
Leftism is a coalition of the low status in a given society: as long as there is a sizeable foreign population, it will be a pillar of the left's base.
Who are you?
julian sutcliffe
ruby gangrene
Is it just me or do kids seem to scream a lot more in public these days? Seems like everywhere I go some little runt is bellowing at the top of his lungs whilst the parents sit nearby totally oblivious
What d'ya 'ave me down as, some sort of doughnut?
Party rock is in the thread tonight
Everybody just have a good time
"Ninja swords"
What a prat.
I work at a school
morrisons 5 strawberry doughnuts for a quid
a deal so good i have to get the custard ones too
I have long suspected I have a little hole somewhere in the back of my throat, and that's why I frequently get tonsil stones and bacterial throat infections
*prods willard inside*
yep defo a hole in there lad
Oh dear.
Yeah it's called your windpipe you muppet
4 pints in
Are ya ready for the week end!
get it checked, maybe they can stick a canera down there
HE LIKES DONUTS DOSNT HE
getting some kind of turbo cancer seems preferable to another 50 years in this country tbf
Very ready.
friday off?
I'll gladly kick your head in for free
Where would you live if you could?
Good evening chaps.
Yeah, good life
probly the shire
just remembered its friday
get in there!!!!!
In Star Trek, the Vulcans are very logical and rational, but they weren't always that way. They used to be violent savages, even moreso than humans, but their culture had a religious awakening and they changed dramatically.
Vulcan was the Roman god of volcanoes. In ancient Greek philosophy, fire was the highest and most spiritual element, while earth or stone was the lowest and most base element. Fire + stone = magma or lava like a volcano
nice, wish I could say the same
british niggas love saying "oh dear" and "oh goodness me"
why are Genesis songs so long
dude looks like a lady
They always start at the Beginning
imagine anon's mum sucking you off
corr
watching the sopranos AGAIN
I only say the former howeverthoughbethermorebeit
I'm 45th generation Roman
howling at myself lads
I ordered a cheeseburger from mcdonalds but selected to even remove the beef and bun
weirdly enough they did actually include the beef, but no bun
how many gabagool scenes so far
why are her pants bulging like that?
just thinking about all the times I've been emasculated by gangs of black men or pakis driving by in cars flirting with my sister and not minding my presence at all
her
that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman
I remember when I was in the pub once and I didn't know what the three dollars more trilogy was
went to a McDonalds recently and ordered a double fish filet sandwhich only to find out that there was one fish filet when i got back home. They charged me for the extra filet as well, was furious tbqh.
never heard of clint eastward?
her
that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
as the fish filet sandwich was introduced to the menu exclusively for jews to eat on sundays, they are under orders not to waste them on goys and deliberately give you less
Never never
cried during toy story 2
14 so far. been about 30 melfi/tony scenes and 7 dream scenes as well
saw it in the cinema
person in front was crying
Nationwide gives £50 to all t's members
Where's my £50 karl?
bunch of wogs driving around town with no women, sad
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Tone pass me some spagheti, will ya? I'm starvin over here
pass me the peppers and eggs
need to pick up some more scottish rolled oats tomorrow so that I can continue having porridge for breakfast
New
Mercedes headquarters is in Stuttgart, Germany.
the Porsche hq as well
way to early you mong
can someone give me something really interesting to dive into and read on the internet
Emerald tablet?
Yeah it's called a book there's millions of em
any good ones? I tried getting into some basic classic books so I read 1984, animal farm and the metamorphosis.
Start with the Greeks
don wan toil
don wan go
Start with the Swedes.
Started with the Greeks now we here
Ein clue regained
might walk into my local library and move all the holocaust books into the fiction section
scottish niggas love saying "reprobate"
just stimwiddled a pollercrump
start with the anglos
your jane austens, your evelyn waughs, your gk chestertons
need my pussy ate
BOOOOO
Start and end with wodehouse
French people be like: sucheting une nigre
leftypol reading obscure 19th century iraqi poetry on the train to try and impress leftypolettes
rorke playing racist instagram reels full blast
if current trends hold, by 2050 a majority of the british population will be juggalos
rorke watching a anime
Fuckin hell I get a timer for 300 foookin seconds to make a new thread wtf
its always indians and blacks who are blasting their phones at full vol
Sparse and poignant
Why are they like that
because their knee grows
a weak and feeble society enables their low quality behaviour
You cast your eyes at the floor every time they walk past pipe tf down
i'm growing increasingly frustrated by pussy niggas
Last nightshift then off to Tuesday
aff tae bed
Forgive and you'll be forgiven.
New
he's not claiming he doesn't, he's rightfully saying that Britain has no social immune system because it's so diluted and there's no cohesive culture. he doesn't say anything when a scowling black man starts playing mumble rap out loud on the bus, and neither do I, and neither do you, and neither does anyone.