/cum/

YOUTH! YOUTH! YOUTH! edition

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You aren't even fucking american

janny deletes the general but keeps the foot licking gay bait thread

baseball is BACK, bros

cant believe this is the face of jeetmcgeddon
francophones are the real jews
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we support our non american bros

imagine janny hanging himself

Texas has fallen

we support our non american bros

Just realized half my neighbors aren't american either so fuck it who cares

i can’t be the only incredibly gay man with a small dick in here

carney the clown will complete the jeet terraform of canada

i’m scared to post images because they always got me banned for being off topic like everything in this thread is off topic what do you mean dude
i think the janitor doesn’t like me even though i’ve never broken a rule

jason...

ALL I DO IS LOSE LOSE LOSE
NO MATTA WHAT

jason’s got a hog on him

I am stuck in the parking lot of a shopping mall because every street around me is either flooded or gridlocked.

Jannies banned me for posting blue frogs

canadian auto industry

how the hell is canada supposed to compete with japan or china
this guy is high

All Trump had to do was shut his fucking mouth and not act like a rapist towards Canada. Can't even get that for a day.

Its tail is too fat

pull up that video where the crocodile fights the alligator next to the bike rack

why is he so interested in me i’m not a girl lizard but i have been known to bask like lizards do

Why was it pruned

niggas

starving(again)

They'll either become asian or become the 51st state

It was political

Imagine not getting banned 50 times for racism

A better world.

his french sounds awkward
can any french speakers confirm this?

don't assume gender like that

not fair, my router changed so I lost dozens of racism bans

hes irish

if i was canadian id probably be pretty concerned about the canadian dollar dropping

It's not encrypted you fucking moron, it's encrypted only in transit. If somebody is listening on the device, it can be read. If one of these stupid fucks was in Russia or China (which one of them was in Russia) while the chat was ongoing, it's a guarantee the chat was intercepted on the device by the GRU. If this was our company or anybody below the president's fuckwits, they would be fired and/or going to trial over this.

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who are you quoting

I'm not racist I desperately want a cute bratty black gf and I've said this many times before.

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xqc says hes voting carney

would you be concerned with being raped by a pack of 50 million niggers???

so much pain

sack up faggot

Americans so far down the k hole cybersec is considered Reddit

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pack

50 million

that's like 50 thousand Battalions bro

cant stop farting

He's a stupid frog, of course he's going to.

stop taking dix in pooper

maybe your boyfriend will buy it for you

canadians think the only cause of farts are gay buttsex

rhino

vulture

electro

green goblin

Ruined by the burger slopa.

what if I dont want to live in Gary, Indiana

When I heard about those 4 American soldiers freezing to death in Lithuania I farted. I think we're safe if they ever try it up here

I've always been of this opinion. Securitycucks are all massive faggots. Hacktivism is gigacringe, black hat hacking is comparable to pajeet scamming, professional blue team security is forcing wagies to watch training videos and install updates and go through needless hall monitor bullshit that all the truly competent people find ways to circumvent.

Terry agrees.
youtube.com/watch?v=Pueh5IcRi2U

samefag

Leopard geckos rarely do that with their tails. I'd catch mine doing it for no discernible reason in the middle of the night maybe once a year. More often he would vibrate his tail like a rattlesnake right before striking at a bug. Males do the tail vibration when they're mating, too.

I miss my leopard gecko. Cryptosporidium got him. I don't have the patience for live bugs anymore though so leos are off the table.

try making more money

My farts could warm them.

I'm a sussy baka

bro gary is unironically the worst city in the entire country

Dear God,
Please continue with the rain and storms in Texas. Drown their sinful souls and make their punishment eternal. In the summer, burn their houses and in the winter freeze them in a terrible blizzard.
Sincerely
Your nigga,
Anom

oh boy schizojeet is here

THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!

that entire album was just Lindsey Buckingham being an asshole, really...now, Stevie Nicks, she was stoned out of her gourd, so she shouldn't be judged...decent Stevie song tho, but it's still WAY too wordy and one-note for Rumors

Ever since I let sisterstein borrow my charger I've had trouble fitting it into my phone. What did she do to it

YJK

its not from rumours, you dolt

Lindsey Buckingham being an asshole, really...now, Stevie Nicks, she was stoned out of her gourd, so she shouldn't be judged

nigga she is LITERALLY the biggest whore in the 70s music industry

she fucked it

That's not the family dog.

I have two cresteds and one gargoyle gecko. The gargoyle sleeps hanging upside down like a bat sometimes. It's spooky.

If women are satisfied by usb c chargers I might have a change after all

that's what I meant, not a lot of Mac outside of Rumors can compare to Rumors. Except for this
youtube.com/watch?v=Fa25MqOzGwk

I want a gargoyle gecko but I just don't have enough room for another terrarium desu

Lol

Little Rock Arkansas is more of a shit hole than Gary but people still live there

poor people never have money for rent or food but somehow always have money for tattoos and cigarettes

Based NEET retard. Enjoy your bank account getting drained by a pajeet because 2fa is for fags lol

alright, that, Monday Morning and Little Lies...but Bob Welch is still my nigga

thinking about reporting to ICE the business down the street

uncy ass chud fuck nibbas ITT

redditleaf seething

Lindsey eventually regained his balance. Y'all know Holiday Road, but check this out:
youtube.com/watch?v=-dgHUt12Zx8

Nigga there is some kinda catch here

probably next to mexicans or some shit

why would I want to live in Dallas? Its full of crackheads and debutantes, and half of them play for the cowboys

It's Texas everything is next to Mexicans kek

My eyes are hurting in the way they do if you cross or strain them but constantly

lmaoooo

he's gonna smell like weed

our little JJ finally got his license...

CAUSE ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE N GOTSA ELECTRICLIGHTS

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Oh it's an open auction I think
No way that is really 75k

imagine delivering someone's food and they screenshot your face to post it on Anon Babble

surrounding area looks to be full of urkel kin

think u r possessed, satan

This. Dallas is full of violent, crack addicted [redacted] who will make your life a living hell.

Plus it's 9,000 degrees in Texas more than half the year, or it gets flooded out and shit's fucked for months.

Only proper way to live in Texas is out on a massive ranch with 100 acres of land.

Lindsey's more recent acoustic take on Big Love also shreds, even though the original is a contemporary gay take on Duran Duran
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Dallas? That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys

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that dead lawn and vacant look on the right makes me think a meth lab exploded nearby

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE, DUMB REDNECK

Meth is an Indiana drug

I included the picture thougheverbeit, so I win

based, heard this on an UNKLE mix ages ago and could never source the song as the playlist wasn't included.

Digits and none of us get a gf

we're gonna make it bros...

why does my penis elongate at the sight of nude women

canadian boys have big pale butts

You may be gay

Evens I jerk off
Odds I read a book

jerk off to a book

Just did most of the new content in the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™ by playing it all day.

Now I'll sleep because I'm tired after a hard day of work. Goodnight.

milla grove ass digits

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this is probably the first historical evidence of the breakbeat, 1977, I have not found any preceding it

Porn magazine?

women are girls and liking girly things is gay as fuck

DESIGNATED

I'm horny as fuck in the morning, can't stop popping a boner at every woman I see, but I'm too busy to jerk off. I get home and I'm not horny anymore. This is bullshit. I wish I could go back in time and find the guys who invented capitalism. I should be jerking off on a farm, maybe even fucking a woman in a brothel.

nigga shut the fuck up

saaar buy Canadia curry saar

I have never met an Indian dish I didn't wanna eat, even the vegan ones tbth

Even in most of the third world if Indians cooked like they did in the street in India they would be arrested

reminder America has over 100 MILLION niggers and spics

My guess as to why tariffs on Mexico and Canada were to gauge the political situation and to bully Trudeau out of office faster. I remember that Trudeau negotiated some deal with Gloria Scheinbaum and she even backstabbed him. So, from my perspective as an American is that Gloria Scheinbaum is a more seasoned politicians that Trump can deal with. Trudeau, despite what American Liberals think, has always come off as an unserious pretty boy that could be easily bullied. I don’t really have a deep opinion on Carney or Pierre, but Pierre just seems like someone more in Trudeau’s lane and Carney seems more serious.

/cum/ is wuwa territory

unbelievable how much money the government stole from me

Oh, I was laid out for a good week, couldn't visit the Taj Mahal cause of a chicken tandoori I had in Agra. There were marine-style operators in front of our hotel and in the ghetto there were endless antibiotic stands. Still, can't say it was bad.
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the biggest mistake of the gay community was not gatekeeping trannies

God is punishing red states.

mmmm cute boys

yep, definitely gay

right so it's the gays that are the straight male doctors and straight female bureaucrats who approve trannies' changes

Trvke

It's been a long time since a comic triggered in me a sincere and hearty chuckle. Well done and saved.

finna boutta nutttttttttttttttttt

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Accepting trannies into the alliance.

straight male doctors

Think they're more often female tbqh, the shrinks at least

national socialism puts jewish interests above all else

any ran through females itt?

if Trump were Griffith then none of the core tragic arc of Berserk would ever have needed to have happened

Pierre is a career politician who never expected to rise to party leadership and doesn't know what to do with it.

Literally how do I get a young hot girlfriend, as in wife, while in university?

Do Americans typically do this?

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Carney seems more serious.

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they do a great many things that would make your skin crawl

TIME ON MY HANDS
COULD BE TIME SPENT WITH YOU

Indiana activities

Blah pipo really do have that warrior gene thing it's bizarre how they try to fight in some scenarios like this

youtube.com/watch?v=3IVQ-1t92hA
film taken in 1896 of pope leo xiii, who was born 1810, making him the earliest born person known to have been recorded on film

End of april - 185lb
End of may - 180lb
End of juen - 175lb
End of july - 170lb
End of august - 165lb
End of september - 160lb

If I don't start drinking again I can lose enough weight to start gaining by gainz season

Different leaf, but he does, relatively speaking. They’re both shit, but Smol PP is a joke (adopted gay dad, brown wife, jewish lesbian and jeet deputy party leaders, etc). At least the carnival clown is an accomplished multinational technocrat

what is the black people version of faustian spirit

Carney is the real based conservative

lol

pic

Sickening…

why do canadians hate us now? ;_;

kek, jason got jannyd

Drumpf fucked up the economy and said he'd only stop if they become a state

i have been making a fuckload of /cum/ posts about suicide lately but i just want you all to know that they're going to stop eventually.

it's really hot when a cute bratty black girl does it, I just imagine her sassing me when I tell her to take out the trash or something and when I tell her to smarten up she smacks my hand down like that and then I just grab her and we fuck like crazy and she just grabs my dick really hard and says shit like "yeah you fuckin like that white boy?!" before sucking me off into oblivion

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The "alliance" went to shit when they switched it from GLBT to LGBT.

KANGZ Spirit

idk man, I'm 6'1'' and my softly curling brown locks fall below my shoulders at the tender age of 38. I dress in a way vaguely recalling the excesses of the 1970s in color as well as material. But I have my own problems regarding the procurement of women. I haven't had sex in nary a decade. But the whole Imagine Dragons weird lopsided haircut and viking beard with a V-cut shirt with whimsical motifs but generally on the dark side and tight non-jean pants look I have always looked on with disdain. I love those zoomer girls who are entirely unencumbered with alternative fashions such as I have loved damn well since I first learned of L. Ferlinghetti and Ginsberg in a Slovenian poetry compilation at age 12...o algo
youtube.com/watch?v=zsDjZtnanSU

Are you going to do something drastic

you a heavy nigga

Canadian elections shouldn't be a high school popularity contest anymore.

sorry, I watched Dragged Across Concrete just yesterday and I used to hang out with a bunch of metalheads, which is why I sound like a gay man

I was doing ok until I started boozing, somehow I managed to get back to 190 this week

he fucked americans in the fucking ass

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he'd rather have a multinational technocrat running the country because of some vague "seriousness" vibe

why don't you get yourself an 18 year old girl

FUCK.

Personally, I’m so blackpilled about Canada’s demographic future that I don’t care about the tariffs. Maybe they’ll trash our economy so bad that we stop attracting migrants, or maybe the migration will never stop, and I’ll just have to emigrate. Either way, not my problem.

dear god the right-wingers couldn't milk enough out of ragebaiting "woke video games" they've now moved onto seething about fanmade, unpaid, free and completely optional game mods that you have to go out of your way to download

Someone needs to create a "fell for sam altman's marketing ploy" award for the people who keep posting those miyazaki edits

It's not. You vote for your MP. Canadians just talk about it like it's the American system.

dear god the right-wingers couldn't milk enough out of ragebaiting "woke video games" they've now moved onto seething about fanmade, unpaid, free and completely optional game mods that you have to go out of your way to download

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im sure the guy who was close personal friends with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell will be the better choice for the common working man

Lol redditleaf c'mon nigga not even you think that.

poilievre is closer to trudeau than carney is

I never said that. I’m probably not going to vote at all

Don't you get it...the older partner always fears the younger will abandon him, unless he's rich

yes you technically vote for your mp but that's not how most people honestly approach the election when they vote

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

they already turned off the image generator.

Let's just forget the fact that the current leader of Canada is unelected just like the same dictatorships your country's government claims to be fighting against

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It's genuinely weird as hell that a meme car company is politics now

So true

Because the PM isn't elected, ever. The PM is just the leader of the party with the most seats.
Saying that the Clown isn't elected, is just saying the sky is blue.

I wouldn't know my country doesn't bow down to foreign kings

Gold star Conservative voter from Alberta here and I will be losing my Liberal vote virginity soon. If only you had elected O'Toole in the last elections this wouldn't be happening.

politics is gay shut the FUCK up about it all

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The orange man is literally rejoining the Commonwealth.

I just want a skinny 7+/10 white girl with blue eyes as a girlfriend does it happen to you in your gay cuntry do you have skinny 7+/10 white girls with blue eyes?

England is not foreign to Anglo-Canadians

Manufactured by God to receive BWC

elected O'Toole in the last elections this wouldn't be happening

Red Torry faggot.

i hate my life.

BASEBALL'S ON

dangerously based Jeffersonian American

Oh really when was the last time you've been to London?

vote irish no matter who

dat dere celltech

The King isn't controlling our country, retard. It's a ceremonial role.

Why are veterans such fucking welfare queens

Dismantle the VA and get rid of the GI bill already

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Still works

The kids that tried to fight back are based

DEY NOT LIKE US

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He is literally the head of state of your country BY LAW

Boohoo, nigger.

why does this look AI generated

I guess my love interests have always fallen more in the 6 region. I haven't been able to identify any one trait in them that would sum up my love for those women. But nowadays I'm more:
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It's actually near impossible for Conservatives to win an election bigly when the NDP & BQ are so unpopular.

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And? He does nothing. You might want to look into who controls our country, because it's not the King.

the old hag is still on your money and such
you guys aren't under the grasp of england

why does this look AI generated

I’ve been to London several times, and have never been to Washington DC

meds

toenails painted white disgusts me

you guys aren't under the grasp of england

Correct.

toenails painted disgusts me

Guys help I can’t figure it out

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the jews won't let me do it... :'(

Jackson hole, wyoming

you guys are sure picky for incels

Las Vegas

2024

nigger im gay

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idk if acquainting this general with the subdued yet sleazy glory of Michael Franks will help anyone get laid, but it's worth a try, no?

she got a nice brapper

Paris, Texas

I've had sex thoughbeit

Recreate the image i just posted in a style that isn't studio ghibli but looks exactly like the style of studio ghibli

If you got your leg blown off or your mind turned to milk shake I don't really care if my tax dollars pay for you. I have two chair force veteran coworkers who always brag about their disability pay. One was a meteorologist and the other was some IT guy. Fuck those guys

Listen, pal. These brave ZOGbots put their lives on the line for Israel. The least a goy slave like you could do is pay up for their medical expenses

obviously. disgusting

X

Pics or it didn't happen

i am on disability

New

I am on employment insurance

You might want to look into who controls our country,

Your country is ran by a career bank manager who spent a majority of his life outside of Canada who has so little faith in the Canadian economy that he moved his investment offices from Canada to the United States... Maybe you should look at who you have running YOUR COUNTRY big dawg

Sony used to be the king of technology and now barely anyone remembers their name. No one even cares about Playstation anymore, might as well call it Gaystation in 2025 because it's strictly for fags.

I miss old Sony.

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why the queen on your money then

it generates something but even after multiple attempts it's not like the trend. Thanks for the tip thoughbeit.

are you cute?

im 6'4" and weigh 220 lbs

Why? What did they do for me or any American? Who did their service benefit? Why should they receive benefits for it?

They literally did nothing but go fight a pointless war that wasn’t helping America in any way and they fucking LOST it to goat fuckers

killing brown people in war is inherently based thoughbeit

Was just listening to this album and saw your pic. Based taste.