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Songs From The Big Chair edition

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*wanders in looking for Mousey*

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dtfic is bald

King Charles is admitted to hospital amid his ongoing cancer battle and is forced to cancel engagements

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Listening to Autechre and drinking expensive wine on my Catyank blanket

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What wine lad?

Cmon man seriously there's bants and then there's this

This is too far

Hope you get blacked up the arse by a cronem

Da Union Jack homie

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Chateau neuf du pape 2020

Expensive is a bit of an overstatement

If he dies who will become king?

rorke's da

The Plainsman is a 1936 American Western film directed by Cecil B. DeMille and starring Gary Cooper and Jean Arthur. The film presents a highly fictionalized account of the adventures and relationships between Wild Bill Hickok, Calamity Jane, Buffalo Bill Cody, and General George Custer, with a gun-runner named Lattimer (Charles Bickford) as the main villain. The film is notorious for mixing timelines and even has an opening scene with Abraham Lincoln setting the stage for Hickok's adventures.

the internet gets weirder and more complex every day

sir king keir starmer

Oh thank God I was worried you might be drinking a New World wine.

In Star Trek, the Vulcans are very logical and rational, but they weren't always that way. They used to be violent savages, even moreso than humans, but their culture had a religious awakening and they changed dramatically.
Vulcan was the Roman god of volcanoes. In ancient Greek philosophy, fire was the highest and most spiritual element, while earth or stone was the lowest and most base element. Fire + stone = magma or lava like a volcano

You know why Ford cars break down
Because Ford stands for: Fix It Again Tony

Gary Stevenson

Got the 'p on

kys avatarfagging cunt

that's fiat you thick fucking cunt

UM

why do you blog this boring shite

baited for this exact response

make him chancellor NOW

Sir Paki Pizza

Also, the Vulcan who led the awakening was the prophet Sirak.
In the Old Testament there was an Israelite prophet named Sirach. The book of Sirach was removed in Protestant Bibles but it is in my Orthodox Study Bible. It also has pictures.

little pink downy fannoise

Not tonight mate lol

Can't get American wines here anymore anyway

fun fact: you're an utter imbecile

Sir Nigger

Hey mate what do you think of my blanket I think of you whenever I use it

woah, ass ahoy

ever wipe your pooey arse with it

leftypols bird

No but my dogs have got poo on it before :/

:/

this is capitalisms fault

Low amount of matches on hinge

All of them are giving low effort responses

so i finna kms now or?

Lee Gunner is the greatest british person of all times

imagine jumping into a bath of lemon juice after that

Sex isn't everything mate

What else have you got going on

Go to London and seduce a Nigerian descent woman in person.

Have to tell universalcreditberg why i missed the appointment, dreading it know theyre gonna sanction me this time

you got to stand out

tell them asap they'll let you off

No one there has contacted me in over a month and I don't have any scheduled appointments

get on the mental health sick note hack lad
no appointments, full bennies

erm lads?

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Sir Disabled Raper is stopping this i thought

nth for the holodem

you will have vacations days from work soon after the king dies an dead

My friend Alan moved to Germany. He got a job at a software company.

inZOI just released lads. Are you buying it?

they got my boy pikapoo

I introduced my friend Alan to KOTOR and KOTOR 2. They are some of his favorite games of all time now.

Hahahaha

So what's this game about? Judging by the pics I've seen, you make a female self-insert and watch her get fucked by various chads? Sounds cucked and AGP-coded to me.

what the FUCK is going on

didnt need that bit of the beard anyways

Weren’t they going to block Brits from posting? What happened?

Also what happens in Prestwich, Greater Manchester?

You can visit primary schools and run down children

alri patrick graves

Why do you post here?

top kek

kys avatarfagging cunt

saw that it made an eerily close face match of kiara/keekihime I'm interested but I'll need a new PC to run it in all it's prettiness

he's looking a lot thinner

could try praying for him

how leftypol learned to stop worrying and love the banks

How do you know Alan?

playing Assassin's Creed Shadows

Don't know why that game was made when we already have ghosts of tsushima which is the same thing.

shadow the hedghrhog

Yeah you're right we should only ever have one game in a particular historical setting

They're actually both set in very different periods of Japanese history.

It's all samurais n that innit
What's the difference

dumb yank

Why are there tons of ww2 games where you play from the prospective of British, American, and soviet soldiers but none where you play from the prospective of German, Italian, and Japanese soldiers?

playing as a negro is more inclusive

the you know who's don't allow it

Probably a similar reason as why there's modern FPS where you play as the Taliban or al Qaeda or ISIS.

Yeah yeah we get it. Leftypol sold out and worships the corporations because they embraced woke shit.
We know. We've heard it all a million times before. I'm not saying you're wrong. It's true. But you aren't making any new revelations here. This is, while true, a stale talking point by now.

Ghosts of Tsushima is set in the 12th century during the Mongol Invasions.
AC Shadows is set roughly four centuries later during the Sengoku Period of civil wars between rival military factions.
Just like England during the Norman Conquest and Wars of the Roses were very different places.

Jesus was indignant. He reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!”

Yeah it's the same basic thing

Which FPS games let you play as al queda or taliban?

Fuck I meant same reason why there's no games that let you do that

Syndrome of a down

thinking about how much better I am than other people

that must have been quick

Voldemort?

Jack the ripper was quite literally a polish jew

no he wasn't
be quiet

So was Leon Trotsky.

Genetic evidence shows that he 100% was

So was your mum

contemplating caressing my cock to crass content

So a cockney then?

What’s with these homies dissin my girl?
Why do they gotta front?

Darth Revan was extremely powerful in the Force, an excellent lightsaber swordsman, a genius at military strategy, a talented swoop bike racer, and an expert droid maker.

nah you're wrong
it's some twat who wrote a book promoting his book where that's his theory
trots that out every few years

Semetic apendiges scribbled out this message

Orthodox Church calls him a servant of the demons, along with Marx, Lenin, and Stalin. In fact they officially gave Stalin the title of son of the devil.

Didn't the orthodox church make the murdered romonovs saints ?

you've been had by a conman who wants to sell books and tours

They regard Nietzche, Marx, and Darwin as the three antichrist false prophets of the 19th century.

it's over
Anon Babble definitely receieved one of these as well

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Plymouth Argyle are giving every Sheffield Wednesday fan a free iced bun upon arrival

They should include Freud in that as well

yeah

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looks good

How is Darwin a false prophet

Frued quite literally molested his daughter all throughout her childhood

I like how women have to wear a veil when they are in church in orthodox Christianity

Was that proven?

I’m looking at the Russian royal family on Wikipedia and by some weird coincidence it looks like they all died on the same day, that’s crazy

how is it wrong

cause dusty old desert tome from 2000 years ago said so

Was it disproven ?

off topic shit kys

Frued

it's just the sims mate, no need to project your fetish all over it.

Israel killed 450 kids in one day, if you are indifferent to this or approve of this then there is something psychologically wrong with you

off topic though isn't it mate

How come Protestant/evangelical churches don't have cool stories like this?
With them it's just emotions. It's all

I was so sad and empty but then I got saved at Pastor Bill's Baptist revival and now I have purpose in my life.

how on earth would they have genetic evidence of jack the ripper

Falstaff's Guide to Humans

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film taken in 1896 of pope leo xiii, who was born 1810, making him the earliest born person known to have been recorded on film

his dad was born in 1767, mental that we have a video of someone whos da was born that long ago

anime

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um

What is the myth of the 21st century

Billie Eilish breasts

rorke not being a permavirgin

this is believed to be the earliest born man with a photo, conrad heyer, fought in the american revolution

saggy tits with big burger nipples and no hips or arse plus she looks like a total druggy mong

God Bless

it's over

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youtube.com/watch?v=1BBkFacaBHY
ahem
and here's the earliest born person with a voice recording, of helmuth von moltke the elder, prussian field marshal, born 1800, though of course it's mostly static
and a bismarck to round it off

just found a poo in my arse

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You ruined it

prick

Going bed soon team. Finished Sakamoto Days anime. It was good I liked it. 7/10. Thought it would have more than 11 eps tho

Fuck off racist freaks

shut the fuck up

kys

I miss Anon Babble from my teenage years so much

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You ain’t my team, pal

as far as i can find, this is the earliest born person with a sound film of them speaking, john d rockefeller, born 1837, filmed 1932
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and for good measure, here's an interview with sir arthur conan doyle in 1929
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Luke 2:49, Jesus, after being found in the temple, responds to his parents' concern by saying, "Why were you looking for me? Did you not know that I must be in my Father's house?"

You can still go to Anon Babble....

Anon Babble was a very special place back then it isn't anymore

A babysitter trying to reassure a child there was no 'monster' under the bed was horrified to find a man hiding there, police in the US state of Kansas have said

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You're not on the team you racist pos

so this is catyank

the only team you're on is incel freak fc

Just found this there

Why yes I am racist, problem?

Probably happened in Topeka, that city is full of schizos. I lived there for a few months and saw all kinds of freaks roaming around

pyrmids doin a poo hahaha

America is full of schizo freaks just a really odd place

Where are all the antipodeans

monged out on valium

hello aussie

alri mate, what's the good word

erm poo haha

The BTK killer was from Kansas as well

hello sexy bum

just got blacked by the mandem
two cronem shagged my arse in tandem

A black man took that photo.

um

whats with everyone posting anime pictures is there a new ai or summit

why are Americans on reddit all combat vets are they fighting the animals or attending dog fights

So horny I might shag my teddy bear

hot if you're a woman
pathetic if you're a guy

King’s dead.

I am a woman

Ermm.. sexist much?

Rorke Revolution

Will be starting the booze soon as its friday

what the fuck is that

i got 100 guns
i got 100 clips
nigga im from new york

fucking alchie

Me and my bud Jackson went to the barbershop on 51st and Washington and Coach Kowalski was there, holy smokes bro

Sam Fender is brilliant.

Jesus Christ is Lord

Emma Watson and me are in a wrestling match, right. Well she uses the stink bomb maneuver where she sits on my face and farts. Unfair to use biological warfare.

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Bismillaahir Rahmaanir Raheem
Alhamdu lillaahi Rabbil 'aalameen
Ar-Rahmaanir-Raheem
Maaliki Yawmid-Deen
Iyyaaka na'budu wa lyyaaka nasta'een
Ihdinas-Siraatal-Mustaqeem
Siraatal-lazeena an'amta 'alaihim ghayril-maghdoobi 'alaihim wa lad-daaalleen

might open another incognito tab up, give myself a little treat

UM

just downloaded tor. ready for a wank

got the minecraft fart porn on, ready for a scat sesh

um um UM

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morning lads

My new Rorke song:

Rorke
Rorke
Ohhhhh Rorke
Ohhhh you are Rorke
Ohhhh Rorke
ohhhh

Israel? More like jewsrael

alri charlie veitch

the toil freaks will be waking soon

ancestry.com should provide a third party whiteness verification service for the purpose of anonymous online discussion

what if it's the land itself that is turning people into niggers? maybe something in the air?

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called the sun mate

Shalom

if I am not allowed to post in sverigarten without your retarded countrymen chimping out at me and telling me to shut up why are you allowed to post here? fuck off. go back

you’re a yank simple as

screemig

I'd rather accept our northern brothers from Sweden here, than a mud skinned gun shagging yank

we dont want you to post here either

day off for me but still woke up normal time
take the piss

at least you have more time to to stuff

yeah true lad, fishingtoil on the cards today, good thing I got up early really

Hell is the home of honor, duty, justice, and the rest of the seven deadly virtues. All the wickedness on earth is done in their name: where else but in hell should they have their reward?

poo

wee

bum?

Guys, don't you ever feel like we're living in an episode of black mirror

feeling tired lads

fuck off tilde you evil ghoul

aff tae bread

i'm not sacked tranny you spasticky runt

horrifically sweaty in bed recently

poo tumbling out my arse like a split sack of spuds

alri Jericho

are americans okay?

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Smoking a fag

Big Mac smells general

500 to 1500 roughly, simple as.