/brit/

Bad psych edition

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rape the disabled

Fuck off bad psych nonce

thinkign about poo

squirting out me arse

Bella Ramsey Opens up About Their Liberating Autism Diagnosis & the Epic New Season of ‘The Last of Us’

Rachel Reeves budget notes uncovered

white people are so funny in their absolute credulity for scam, jew-invented disorders like adhd and bpd

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im not seeing anything about our lad geoff marshall being dead. someone is telling porkies for some reason

Powerful

afternoon
skirts in all weather

Insane how insanely grim 2025 is

AI slop

censorship

Starmerite liberal-leftism

WW3 fearmongering

Anon Babble probably being blocked

hordes of browns and blacks everywhere

Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT

can you contain it
or can you not contain it

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Spaki roulette has now landed on...2016mong (he literally posted the exact same thing 3 hours ago)

In principle, yes. In reality, no. People can post from residential VPNs without a pass, most of which are from botnetted devices so the whole industry around residential VPNs is typically a bit dodgy and you're paying in BTC/XMR to some weird looking website that may or may not be wiped from the earth in a few weeks / months when it get shut down.

Big tentpole VPN services like NordVPN, Mulvad etc are all blocked without a pass.

Also janitors can post from VPNs.

Rejected a deal that would have kept him locked up for life

Not much of a deal is it

As an artist and illustrator the rise of AI is terrifying. Your job is not safe either.

Dont know what everybody's problem is with Starmer to be honest. Havent heard him say let alone push a single woke thing, he's been quite based actually

How does this work then? Did he take a big shit in their bog?

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grow up

... and then post-coital relaxation

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what the hell will I do when AI replaces the neets

I think I will migrate back to my homeland I don’t feel a connection to this land or culture

Feel bad for her. Chuds have no idea what it's like to grow up with a dysfunctional family.

China?

The government has increased the stamp duty land surcharge for second homes, by 2%, to 5%.

respectfully
shouldn't it be more
we are in a housing crisis after all

Since Labour came to power in July 2024 they have:

Repaved the pavements in the area

fitted new streetlights

cleaned up the graffiti

cut the grass

more police on the street

railways FINALLY being nationalised

Labour are based, simple as that.

They have no discernment

Just a bare tiktok link omds

lets get down lets get down to business

And the brown people?

not going to follow that link

why do they build in this weird scattered way? it seems like a bad use of space. you'd never see americans building like this

Got the Aaron Jeagar cut. Don't actually know what it is, but people keep saying it to me. They seem to think it's a good thing at least.

do you write cover letters for each job you apply to?

there's a lot of it about

they're too clever they have everything thought through
dumb, slow, trusting whiteoids had no chance

Just have AI do it

Depends on the wage they're offering. No chance for minimum wage. But if its a higher wage I'll put in the effort.

Right that's a bit of peace and quiet for 15 minutes at least

suckin' on a chilli dog

because people shit and piss and implode if it doesn't look like the road was planned in the age of the horse. they've made most of these new estates more car centric that they needed to be

you have a lot of growing up to do little boy

here we come come with meee

want to get first beserker khazan but really don't want to spend 50 quid on a game

I'm in a lonely place

Plan for tonight lads? Me? Easy. Playing Kingdom come deliverance 2

i'm mentally spent

Gonna do the gay romance?

bumming a fag

Anyone got any proof geoff marshall is dead

judging by the demo it's ridiculously overpriced
fucking boring outside of the bosses

Has anyone else here started to suffer from hair loss after getting the vax? Feels really unfair, I'm only 36.

why tf this recruiter not getting back to me bruh

Unvaxxed yet I'm currently heading towards a nice widows peak, 29 btw

Genuinely never realised that was an option lad. Only bought it last night and turned it off after I reached the starter town.

nothing matters. the darkness is consuming me.

only 36

alri grandad

unemployable ahh

why

Well now you know are you gonna do it?

Would actually go to Turkey for a hair transplant but the lads at work would absolutely destroy me for it

it's giving summer vibes

new vtmb shaping up to look decent. all depends on the story and characters though

I'm more worried that my gentlemen's relish is more watery than gooey recently
I think the vaxx might've done something to my balls.

Cannot imagine being so vain tb.h

don't feel good when i drink anymore
just feel grim and shite and then end up drinking more and making a twat of myself

I'm not a poof like you so no.

hair transplant hairlines still seem quite obvious when healed and grown out. I suppose the high end ones might be harder to spot.

Wish I was black so I could have dreds and say the n word

Your loss

get it knocked on the head

not him but what's vain about wanting to have hair? baldies look ridiculous, it makes them look older and unattractive to young women

Are you going to save the poor jews from a pogrom?

Mines turned yellow for a while but now after I'm done peeing it feels like urine is still trapped in my urethra and when I squeeze a gel like blob comes out

You're Australian bro relax. You have American envy or something

what's vain about worrying excessively about my appearance?

Not the brightest penny in the fountain are you?

Do you have any Irish blood as far as you're aware?

That's called syphilis mate

why am i such a pussy?

easier said than done

it's not excessive though is it
doing nothing doesn't solve the problem. there's a solution that exists so better to be proactive about it

I'm a virgin though

done four (4) poos

Erin Jeager you nonce

the lord touched me

quite enjoying the ‘grow up’ gimmick

Is there anything scarier than alzheimers lads?

Is there anything scarier than alzheimers lads?

i prefer the term angel

Wow lads what an original and totally not played out gimmick

My grandad, when I was 9 said this exact thing to me after I said I wanted to be a footballer :(

world-renowned centre of sexcellence
the gherkin at st mary's axe

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the non-incel walk today shall be to the little Tesco to buy mince

lime disease

What are you going to make with it

No one cares about your MKultra activation phrase mate

mad how shit this country is. definitely not first world any more

Incel mince

colombian camgirl i'm watching is wearing tights

well, did you listen to him?

nothing. i'll be shagging it

Are you Irish diaspora?

people with autism and aspergers all walk funny

everyone can tell you're a sperg before you've even opened your mouth

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Yes and now I unironically can't brush my back teeth because I start to gag

third world in 5 years time

He just invented the American healthcare system.

want condition

pay doctor

he diagnoses you

you get your pills

Seems like a waste of mince

any oldfags remember 4channel

He wormed his way like a maggot into the heart of the hills and disappeared from all knowledge

burger

I literally made the first ever /brit/ thread but no one ever believes me

The issue is you can fight your genetics to a point. But is really worth doing surgery to change yourself?

Like some things you have to accept unfortunately. If you're born shorter than average it's not worth breaking your legs and spending $50k to gain 2 inches in height from some sketchy surgery that might fuck you up.

Sometimes you just have to accept the way you are and deal with it accordingly. Doctors would love to sell you every surgery in the world but surgeries should be reserved for medically necessary shit.

You might argue "hair transplants aren't that big a deal". Maybe, maybe not. I'm just saying as a general concept the route of surgeries is not it.

Exceptions would be if you had an actual deformity.

Malaysia in search of a good dicking from the /brit/ lads

Why do they walk on their tiptoes? My brother does that

mincel

3rd world without the blissful ignorance. Hell on Earth

haha wahey it thursday
friday tomorrow everyday we above ground haha

Scfghuttyuin

you ruined my life if you're telling the truth

its all ai ai ai these days isnt it

the bible

Nothing cringed than anti-Irish xenophobia

EU tells 450 million people to stockpile 72 hours of supplies amid risk of war

People are urged to gather food, water, medicine and torches to prepare for potential crises

uh are we safe sisters?

Rushing around like a dafty because it's parents night tonight and I'm still not ready haha
Mental how you can walk around a school on nights like this and no one question you

When are your parents arriving?

ktim

me? tucked away in my incel house in the highlands

Mind once an Aussie had a huge melty on outer Anon Babble and spammed about how he was Irish for a few days straight

Genuinely refuse to believe anyone posting here lives in the Highlands.

probably the first place russia will strike

Checked

£5000

whole savings

no one is this poor... right? am I out of touch?

poley was in Aberdeen for uni before he was expelled

perhaps the most northernly confirmed poster

Wasn’t me but I am irish

Remember when spaki thought 9000 pounds was an unfathomably large sum of money? That's the sort of cretins you're dealing with

poo wank explosion

ah yes the billionaire larp again

Do they really

interesting

a wank is on the cards but dinner calls

?? bizarre post. i just wanna suck

Bro I am genetically a mix of Irish and Russian. killer combo if I do say myself

AND raised in America. I'm just winning

Refuse to believe we have parents posting here

mental that men can turn into better women than women

I don't walk on my twinkle toes though
I'm more of a heel first duck footed waddle

its not 2009 anymore Anon Babble is the domain of aging millennials

Would shag him ngl

huge upgrade

*teleports back to 2011*

my boomer dad posts on Anon Babble and Anon Babble

that lad talking about parents night is clearly a teacher you mongo

*posts nyan cat*
u mad?

2011

ISHYGDDT

that's a sexy lady, if I might say so myself

Crazy how people in Malaysia wake up and are like, "Oh the weather is nice today, it's always nice."

And the Brits wake up and go, "WEATHER IS SHITE....IT'S ALWAYS SHITE."

Lol

me at the end when the box is empty

Don’t think they speak English mate

Alri but do the young lads know to remove the plastic wrapper and all that?

I bet some of them eat the plastic

so that's where wogs get it from

Love narners me

gimmick posters when a box of (You) arrives

Cuaca baik hari ini. Cuaca sentiasa baik!

of course we do

nice for a two week holiday maybe, but living in a poverty stricken dangerous shithole rife with diseases and paedophile tourists turning the place in to a global brothel? poisonous snakes and killer bees and killer spiders everywhere? 50c oppressive heat all day every day then torrential rains and floods? no thanks

have the safest low-risk stocks imaginable (as recommended by brokerberg)

just checked em

gone down £1200 since March 1st

I hate that orange prick so much
So I basically spent half this month working for nothing

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recommended by brokerberg

you got played nibba, no such thing as recommending stock.

How are you preparing for your inheritance?

babestation 1am wanks

Buy the dip fool

When we adjust for London’s outsized effect and per capita, the average brit works more, and earns less than someone from Eritrea

wtf is going on over there

You still own the stock you utter retard. Just wait til the price goes back up.

the first monkey grabbed a reasonable 2 packs. He could have been greedy and grabbed an armful.

But then maybe he would have gotten robbed. Smart monkey right there

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oh my
someones hungry!!!

Likely going on a business trip to the Leadenhall Building this year. What funny joke should I write on a piece of paper when I take a picture of the Gherkin from across the street?

letting others tell you what to do

lol

just hold until they're back up again job done

you only really lose if you sell or the entire economy collapses

average day in malaysia is 100% humidity, feels like youre wading through a swamp

tfw successfully bought the dip

He knew all hell was about to break loose so he got his shit and got the fuck out

wow yeah stocks and that
*flops on computer chair and falls in to diabetic coma*

Knights soiled themselves on the battlefield as to not take off their armour. In many ways I'm a modern knight.

sell, sell now before you lose it all!!!!
*rubs hands*

mental you can post any fake shite here and the idiots believe it

WHOA GENIUS TRADER RIGHT HERE

Most gullible general on Anon Babble

what are you referring to incel? if it's me you better be prepared to seethe when i post the screenshots

up at 01:30AM for my 4AM toil shift tomorrow

imagine being so mindbroken by toil you need to have your money spent for you

vanguard wankers love they diversified funds

stock investment bullshit by kids on Anon Babble is one of the reason why capitalism is failing.

alri security guard

alri airport worker

Bakerlad on a madone

a genius trader just buys when his income arrives and moves on. anyone trying to time buying based on news articles is a retard.

it's much easier being a genius than a retard when it comes to trading.

Salaries stagnated in 2008, cost of living didn't

Horrible commute that is.

time in the market, not timing the market

why do investment retards tell you that you can just stock and wait for the dividends?
dividends are PEANUTS. index fund stock price goes from 240 per unit to 170 per unit in a month and you think your dividends will make up for that?

Make it a bit more believable next time. Like Slovakia or Hungary

fucking HOWLING

my shadows only one who walks beside me

basketcase

alri robert smith

they tell you that because a year or two from now it will be 300 so you'd be a mug if you sold now

The Starmer experiment has failed

Sir Cock Stink

Its been a roaring success actually

Getting poo spammer flashbacks

the economy should have gone under in 2008
the banks should not have been bailed out
when a system fails, it fails for a reason
capitalism is unsustainable

the admin workers at toil are fucking useless. no idea why we waste money on their roles. if we sacked them and divided their duties amongst everyone else, we'd do a better job.

£7 for a pint. ARE YOU MENTAL?

Yeah, I'm "roaring" at his "success"

Sir Poo Spammer

the idea that index funds just keep going up is ironically based on a premise that index fund retards fundamentally reject

you know the whole "past performance is not an indicator of future gains?" yeah well the index funds have not been around long enough to conclude anything

start a brewery

There should be a 100% tax on alcohol during Lent

Lol seethe spaki. Get those gutters scrubbed

I didn't give up alcohol for Lent doe. It's my first Lenten fast

but economies have been around long enough and that's what index funds track

Please address me as Adam, and I'm wfh today without the missus.

Gods not real retards

might adopt a dog then drop it off at another adoption centre

change of scenery will do it some good

budget idea: tax wanking

Gods not real retards

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charles manson

economies also fail at least once a decade. you never know which part of the cycle you're in and there's no guarantee that you will make the money back in your lifetime. for any given point in time the chances you make a gain is about 50%. there were some statistics i saw about this recently.

I need Emma Watson to do a sex poo while I’m fucking her.

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Catfish Exposed After Asking 18-Year-Old Girl For Nudes!

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leftypol changing the filter in his air purifier

fulham pok

quick, pull everything out of etfs now!

I’m so old I remember when goon meant a criminal

Baltic rose.

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no just realize the boglehead/reddit meme about index funds -> stocks before cashing out just happens to be working now but it's no different to someone buying property or putting everything in 10 random NASDAQ companies.

Don't know why the Jannie's don't ban Heatherfreak and ziedbelg on sight
There is no way they also think this tired spamming is still funny

might adopt a new cutesy name for my mum
the old one is getting a bit dated, now

i remember when it meant henchman, crony, or lackey

Should debtmaxxed like me LOL

Got force fed dominos at toil at lunch time
Think I also accidentally ate some meat that had contained the margarita
Feel terrible
Will need to have a pint tonight lest I feel even worse

poo hahahahahah lololol!!!

March 1st

FOY

pretending you're above dominos isn't big or clever

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haha !!

Not even the jannies take /brit/ as seriously as you dtfic

We are so powerful wow

Only eating one meal a day me. Also going for a 30 minute jog every day as well

love it when they call you pretentious or claim you are pretending to be above something
nice cope mate you are a literal manchild

i dont know what dtfic means and at this point im too scared to ask

Somebody's got to mate
You should be thanking me

you been doing the kegels too?

you're the one crying over having to eat a slice of pizza

This. Just such a lush takeaway, pretty much impossible to get a bad dominos as well. Sometimes a maccies or a kebab or a chippy can be kinda dodgy but dominos always hits. Great reheated too.

Sir Poo Barmer is banning decorative samurai swords lads

I don't mind pizza but not half way through a work day in the office

Dashing tall fashionable intelligent Canadian

Its pronounced DA-MINO. not DOMINO like the game.

Oxymoron

really do feel quite hopeless

why not excuse yourself to go outside and eat nuts and berries from the trees like you normally do then you poof

It's terrible
I also had it for a work lunch recently and had the shits for the last hour of the workday

bit hot innit

My meals?

Breakfast: two bacon, two eggs, half an avocado, a banana, black coffee

Dinner: chicken rice and veg prepared like plov, glass of kefir, an apple

Tea: spag bol

Snacks: couple of biscuits

Every single day

nuts and berries are unironically chad food you runt

Body of 18 year old girl I've been talking to on the dating app for the past week

Would bash your fucking head in your little prick. I can sense your receding chin from here.

Don't need to sign your posts mate

robust looking

What position does she play?

Can outdo you pronto but won't

No I'm not a twat
I ate my pizza and pretended I was happy about it and suffered in silence for the next three hours
But now I'm going home and can moan to my diary (/brit/)

spoiler this hog

Mental how fucking fit Employed Woman is. Her tits are so fucking gorgeous and lush

fell for it award

it's a bloke. the pics are not his.

Yeah thanks I'm crying now.

I am literally Gigi

She is vast

Seen two lambos in the past 10 minutes
Spring is here and the twats are out in force

The thing about these workplace 'pizza parties' is that you never get enough pizza.

At home I'd eat a full pizza to myself but then at work you get like 2 slices if you're lucky. I appreciate that it's only lunchtime but I can't survive on 2 slices of pizza.

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New!

She could start for the England rugby squad

jealous brokie

I see that faggot cybertruck every where when im out driving. Makes me seethe everytime I see it.

despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage

what's going on with her belly button, why does it look so weird?

Nice and thicc get stuck in