Bad psych edition
/brit/
rape the disabled
Fuck off bad psych nonce
thinkign about poo
squirting out me arse
Bella Ramsey Opens up About Their Liberating Autism Diagnosis & the Epic New Season of ‘The Last of Us’
Rachel Reeves budget notes uncovered
white people are so funny in their absolute credulity for scam, jew-invented disorders like adhd and bpd
im not seeing anything about our lad geoff marshall being dead. someone is telling porkies for some reason
Powerful
afternoon
skirts in all weather
Insane how insanely grim 2025 is
AI slop
censorship
Starmerite liberal-leftism
WW3 fearmongering
Anon Babble probably being blocked
hordes of browns and blacks everywhere
Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT
can you contain it
or can you not contain it
Spaki roulette has now landed on...2016mong (he literally posted the exact same thing 3 hours ago)
In principle, yes. In reality, no. People can post from residential VPNs without a pass, most of which are from botnetted devices so the whole industry around residential VPNs is typically a bit dodgy and you're paying in BTC/XMR to some weird looking website that may or may not be wiped from the earth in a few weeks / months when it get shut down.
Big tentpole VPN services like NordVPN, Mulvad etc are all blocked without a pass.
Also janitors can post from VPNs.
Rejected a deal that would have kept him locked up for life
Not much of a deal is it
As an artist and illustrator the rise of AI is terrifying. Your job is not safe either.
Dont know what everybody's problem is with Starmer to be honest. Havent heard him say let alone push a single woke thing, he's been quite based actually
How does this work then? Did he take a big shit in their bog?
grow up
... and then post-coital relaxation
what the hell will I do when AI replaces the neets
I think I will migrate back to my homeland I don’t feel a connection to this land or culture
Feel bad for her. Chuds have no idea what it's like to grow up with a dysfunctional family.
China?
The government has increased the stamp duty land surcharge for second homes, by 2%, to 5%.
respectfully
shouldn't it be more
we are in a housing crisis after all
Since Labour came to power in July 2024 they have:
Repaved the pavements in the area
fitted new streetlights
cleaned up the graffiti
cut the grass
more police on the street
railways FINALLY being nationalised
Labour are based, simple as that.
Irish people love to racemix with whatever brown people they are presented with
vt.tiktok.com
We’ve fucking done you lot with this one
building in this manner on purpose in 2025? mugs game
They have no discernment
Just a bare tiktok link omds
lets get down lets get down to business
And the brown people?
not going to follow that link
lol
why do they build in this weird scattered way? it seems like a bad use of space. you'd never see americans building like this
Got the Aaron Jeagar cut. Don't actually know what it is, but people keep saying it to me. They seem to think it's a good thing at least.
do you write cover letters for each job you apply to?
there's a lot of it about
they're too clever they have everything thought through
dumb, slow, trusting whiteoids had no chance
Just have AI do it
Depends on the wage they're offering. No chance for minimum wage. But if its a higher wage I'll put in the effort.
Right that's a bit of peace and quiet for 15 minutes at least
suckin' on a chilli dog
because people shit and piss and implode if it doesn't look like the road was planned in the age of the horse. they've made most of these new estates more car centric that they needed to be
you have a lot of growing up to do little boy
here we come come with meee
want to get first beserker khazan but really don't want to spend 50 quid on a game
I'm in a lonely place
Plan for tonight lads? Me? Easy. Playing Kingdom come deliverance 2
i'm mentally spent
Gonna do the gay romance?
bumming a fag
Anyone got any proof geoff marshall is dead
judging by the demo it's ridiculously overpriced
fucking boring outside of the bosses
Has anyone else here started to suffer from hair loss after getting the vax? Feels really unfair, I'm only 36.
why tf this recruiter not getting back to me bruh
Unvaxxed yet I'm currently heading towards a nice widows peak, 29 btw
Genuinely never realised that was an option lad. Only bought it last night and turned it off after I reached the starter town.
nothing matters. the darkness is consuming me.
only 36
alri grandad
unemployable ahh
why
Well now you know are you gonna do it?
Would actually go to Turkey for a hair transplant but the lads at work would absolutely destroy me for it
it's giving summer vibes
new vtmb shaping up to look decent. all depends on the story and characters though
I'm more worried that my gentlemen's relish is more watery than gooey recently
I think the vaxx might've done something to my balls.
Cannot imagine being so vain tb.h
don't feel good when i drink anymore
just feel grim and shite and then end up drinking more and making a twat of myself
I'm not a poof like you so no.
hair transplant hairlines still seem quite obvious when healed and grown out. I suppose the high end ones might be harder to spot.
Wish I was black so I could have dreds and say the n word
Your loss
get it knocked on the head
not him but what's vain about wanting to have hair? baldies look ridiculous, it makes them look older and unattractive to young women
Are you going to save the poor jews from a pogrom?
Mines turned yellow for a while but now after I'm done peeing it feels like urine is still trapped in my urethra and when I squeeze a gel like blob comes out
You're Australian bro relax. You have American envy or something
what's vain about worrying excessively about my appearance?
Not the brightest penny in the fountain are you?
Do you have any Irish blood as far as you're aware?
That's called syphilis mate
why am i such a pussy?
easier said than done
it's not excessive though is it
doing nothing doesn't solve the problem. there's a solution that exists so better to be proactive about it
/brit/ entering its enlarged prostate era
I'm a virgin though
done four (4) poos
Erin Jeager you nonce
the lord touched me
quite enjoying the ‘grow up’ gimmick
Is there anything scarier than alzheimers lads?
Is there anything scarier than alzheimers lads?
i prefer the term angel
Wow lads what an original and totally not played out gimmick
My grandad, when I was 9 said this exact thing to me after I said I wanted to be a footballer :(
world-renowned centre of sexcellence
the gherkin at st mary's axe
the non-incel walk today shall be to the little Tesco to buy mince
lime disease
What are you going to make with it
No one cares about your MKultra activation phrase mate
mad how shit this country is. definitely not first world any more
Incel mince
colombian camgirl i'm watching is wearing tights
well, did you listen to him?
nothing. i'll be shagging it
Are you Irish diaspora?
people with autism and aspergers all walk funny
everyone can tell you're a sperg before you've even opened your mouth
Yes and now I unironically can't brush my back teeth because I start to gag
third world in 5 years time
He just invented the American healthcare system.
want condition
pay doctor
he diagnoses you
you get your pills
Seems like a waste of mince
any oldfags remember 4channel
He wormed his way like a maggot into the heart of the hills and disappeared from all knowledge
burger
I literally made the first ever /brit/ thread but no one ever believes me
The issue is you can fight your genetics to a point. But is really worth doing surgery to change yourself?
Like some things you have to accept unfortunately. If you're born shorter than average it's not worth breaking your legs and spending $50k to gain 2 inches in height from some sketchy surgery that might fuck you up.
Sometimes you just have to accept the way you are and deal with it accordingly. Doctors would love to sell you every surgery in the world but surgeries should be reserved for medically necessary shit.
You might argue "hair transplants aren't that big a deal". Maybe, maybe not. I'm just saying as a general concept the route of surgeries is not it.
Exceptions would be if you had an actual deformity.
Malaysia in search of a good dicking from the /brit/ lads
Why do they walk on their tiptoes? My brother does that
mincel
3rd world without the blissful ignorance. Hell on Earth
haha wahey it thursday
friday tomorrow everyday we above ground haha
Scfghuttyuin
you ruined my life if you're telling the truth
its all ai ai ai these days isnt it
the bible
Nothing cringed than anti-Irish xenophobia
EU tells 450 million people to stockpile 72 hours of supplies amid risk of war
People are urged to gather food, water, medicine and torches to prepare for potential crises
uh are we safe sisters?
Rushing around like a dafty because it's parents night tonight and I'm still not ready haha
Mental how you can walk around a school on nights like this and no one question you
When are your parents arriving?
ktim
me? tucked away in my incel house in the highlands
Mind once an Aussie had a huge melty on outer Anon Babble and spammed about how he was Irish for a few days straight
Genuinely refuse to believe anyone posting here lives in the Highlands.
Your family album
probably the first place russia will strike
Checked
£5000
whole savings
no one is this poor... right? am I out of touch?
poley was in Aberdeen for uni before he was expelled
perhaps the most northernly confirmed poster
Wasn’t me but I am irish
Remember when spaki thought 9000 pounds was an unfathomably large sum of money? That's the sort of cretins you're dealing with
poo wank explosion
ah yes the billionaire larp again
Do they really
interesting
a wank is on the cards but dinner calls
?? bizarre post. i just wanna suck
Bro I am genetically a mix of Irish and Russian. killer combo if I do say myself
AND raised in America. I'm just winning
Refuse to believe we have parents posting here
mental that men can turn into better women than women
I don't walk on my twinkle toes though
I'm more of a heel first duck footed waddle
its not 2009 anymore Anon Babble is the domain of aging millennials
Would shag him ngl
huge upgrade
*teleports back to 2011*
my boomer dad posts on Anon Babble and Anon Babble
eccied out his head
dinner plate pupils
that lad talking about parents night is clearly a teacher you mongo
*posts nyan cat*
u mad?
2011
ISHYGDDT
need a snack
that's a sexy lady, if I might say so myself
Crazy how people in Malaysia wake up and are like, "Oh the weather is nice today, it's always nice."
And the Brits wake up and go, "WEATHER IS SHITE....IT'S ALWAYS SHITE."
Lol
me at the end when the box is empty
Don’t think they speak English mate
Alri but do the young lads know to remove the plastic wrapper and all that?
I bet some of them eat the plastic
so that's where wogs get it from
Love narners me
gimmick posters when a box of (You) arrives
Cuaca baik hari ini. Cuaca sentiasa baik!
of course we do
nice for a two week holiday maybe, but living in a poverty stricken dangerous shithole rife with diseases and paedophile tourists turning the place in to a global brothel? poisonous snakes and killer bees and killer spiders everywhere? 50c oppressive heat all day every day then torrential rains and floods? no thanks
have the safest low-risk stocks imaginable (as recommended by brokerberg)
just checked em
gone down £1200 since March 1st
I hate that orange prick so much
So I basically spent half this month working for nothing
recommended by brokerberg
you got played nibba, no such thing as recommending stock.
How are you preparing for your inheritance?
babestation 1am wanks
Buy the dip fool
When we adjust for London’s outsized effect and per capita, the average brit works more, and earns less than someone from Eritrea
wtf is going on over there
You still own the stock you utter retard. Just wait til the price goes back up.
the first monkey grabbed a reasonable 2 packs. He could have been greedy and grabbed an armful.
But then maybe he would have gotten robbed. Smart monkey right there
oh my
someones hungry!!!
Likely going on a business trip to the Leadenhall Building this year. What funny joke should I write on a piece of paper when I take a picture of the Gherkin from across the street?
letting others tell you what to do
lol
just hold until they're back up again job done
you only really lose if you sell or the entire economy collapses
average day in malaysia is 100% humidity, feels like youre wading through a swamp
tfw successfully bought the dip
He knew all hell was about to break loose so he got his shit and got the fuck out
wow yeah stocks and that
*flops on computer chair and falls in to diabetic coma*
Knights soiled themselves on the battlefield as to not take off their armour. In many ways I'm a modern knight.
sell, sell now before you lose it all!!!!
*rubs hands*
mental you can post any fake shite here and the idiots believe it
WHOA GENIUS TRADER RIGHT HERE
Most gullible general on Anon Babble
what are you referring to incel? if it's me you better be prepared to seethe when i post the screenshots
up at 01:30AM for my 4AM toil shift tomorrow
imagine being so mindbroken by toil you need to have your money spent for you
vanguard wankers love they diversified funds
stock investment bullshit by kids on Anon Babble is one of the reason why capitalism is failing.
alri security guard
alri airport worker
Bakerlad on a madone
a genius trader just buys when his income arrives and moves on. anyone trying to time buying based on news articles is a retard.
it's much easier being a genius than a retard when it comes to trading.
Salaries stagnated in 2008, cost of living didn't
Horrible commute that is.
time in the market, not timing the market
why do investment retards tell you that you can just stock and wait for the dividends?
dividends are PEANUTS. index fund stock price goes from 240 per unit to 170 per unit in a month and you think your dividends will make up for that?
Make it a bit more believable next time. Like Slovakia or Hungary
fucking HOWLING
my shadows only one who walks beside me
basketcase
alri robert smith
they tell you that because a year or two from now it will be 300 so you'd be a mug if you sold now
The Starmer experiment has failed
Sir Cock Stink
Its been a roaring success actually
Getting poo spammer flashbacks
the economy should have gone under in 2008
the banks should not have been bailed out
when a system fails, it fails for a reason
capitalism is unsustainable
the admin workers at toil are fucking useless. no idea why we waste money on their roles. if we sacked them and divided their duties amongst everyone else, we'd do a better job.
£7 for a pint. ARE YOU MENTAL?
Yeah, I'm "roaring" at his "success"
Sir Poo Spammer
the idea that index funds just keep going up is ironically based on a premise that index fund retards fundamentally reject
you know the whole "past performance is not an indicator of future gains?" yeah well the index funds have not been around long enough to conclude anything
start a brewery
There should be a 100% tax on alcohol during Lent
Lol seethe spaki. Get those gutters scrubbed
I didn't give up alcohol for Lent doe. It's my first Lenten fast
but economies have been around long enough and that's what index funds track
Please address me as Adam, and I'm wfh today without the missus.
Gods not real retards
Alri
might adopt a dog then drop it off at another adoption centre
change of scenery will do it some good
budget idea: tax wanking
Gods not real retards
charles manson
economies also fail at least once a decade. you never know which part of the cycle you're in and there's no guarantee that you will make the money back in your lifetime. for any given point in time the chances you make a gain is about 50%. there were some statistics i saw about this recently.
I need Emma Watson to do a sex poo while I’m fucking her.
Catfish Exposed After Asking 18-Year-Old Girl For Nudes!
leftypol changing the filter in his air purifier
fulham pok
quick, pull everything out of etfs now!
I’m so old I remember when goon meant a criminal
Baltic rose.
no just realize the boglehead/reddit meme about index funds -> stocks before cashing out just happens to be working now but it's no different to someone buying property or putting everything in 10 random NASDAQ companies.
Don't know why the Jannie's don't ban Heatherfreak and ziedbelg on sight
There is no way they also think this tired spamming is still funny
might adopt a new cutesy name for my mum
the old one is getting a bit dated, now
i remember when it meant henchman, crony, or lackey
Should debtmaxxed like me LOL
Got force fed dominos at toil at lunch time
Think I also accidentally ate some meat that had contained the margarita
Feel terrible
Will need to have a pint tonight lest I feel even worse
poo hahahahahah lololol!!!
March 1st
FOY
pretending you're above dominos isn't big or clever
haha !!
Not even the jannies take /brit/ as seriously as you dtfic
We are so powerful wow
Only eating one meal a day me. Also going for a 30 minute jog every day as well
love it when they call you pretentious or claim you are pretending to be above something
nice cope mate you are a literal manchild
i dont know what dtfic means and at this point im too scared to ask
Somebody's got to mate
You should be thanking me
you been doing the kegels too?
you're the one crying over having to eat a slice of pizza
This. Just such a lush takeaway, pretty much impossible to get a bad dominos as well. Sometimes a maccies or a kebab or a chippy can be kinda dodgy but dominos always hits. Great reheated too.
Sir Poo Barmer is banning decorative samurai swords lads
I don't mind pizza but not half way through a work day in the office
Dashing tall fashionable intelligent Canadian
Its pronounced DA-MINO. not DOMINO like the game.
Oxymoron
really do feel quite hopeless
why not excuse yourself to go outside and eat nuts and berries from the trees like you normally do then you poof
It's terrible
I also had it for a work lunch recently and had the shits for the last hour of the workday
bit hot innit
My meals?
Breakfast: two bacon, two eggs, half an avocado, a banana, black coffee
Dinner: chicken rice and veg prepared like plov, glass of kefir, an apple
Tea: spag bol
Snacks: couple of biscuits
Every single day
nuts and berries are unironically chad food you runt
Body of 18 year old girl I've been talking to on the dating app for the past week
Would bash your fucking head in your little prick. I can sense your receding chin from here.
Don't need to sign your posts mate
robust looking
What position does she play?
Can outdo you pronto but won't
No I'm not a twat
I ate my pizza and pretended I was happy about it and suffered in silence for the next three hours
But now I'm going home and can moan to my diary (/brit/)
spoiler this hog
Mental how fucking fit Employed Woman is. Her tits are so fucking gorgeous and lush
fell for it award
it's a bloke. the pics are not his.
Yeah thanks I'm crying now.
I am literally Gigi
She is vast
Seen two lambos in the past 10 minutes
Spring is here and the twats are out in force
The thing about these workplace 'pizza parties' is that you never get enough pizza.
At home I'd eat a full pizza to myself but then at work you get like 2 slices if you're lucky. I appreciate that it's only lunchtime but I can't survive on 2 slices of pizza.
New!
She could start for the England rugby squad
jealous brokie
I see that faggot cybertruck every where when im out driving. Makes me seethe everytime I see it.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
what's going on with her belly button, why does it look so weird?
Nice and thicc get stuck in