/Brit/

I put about £1k into Gazprom in January 2022 because I was so sure that nothing was going to happen and things would bounce back up.

are still holding? should bounce back after the peace deal any day now

Anyone know how to burn effigies or cast curses upon people?

Yeah don't have that many other options considering the circumstances. Pray for peace.

yeah

I don’t care about this

Mad how American military action against Iran could happen at any moment

love love LOVE messing with wagies

Going to buy some Iranian stocks as I'm sure it won't.

*enters thread zestily*

MAGA 2016 was secular, centered around white identity and the working class -- quite unAmerican, more European style. MAGA 2024 is star spangled, colorblind, loudly American-Christian signaling, and infused with silicon valley California ideology (libertarianism).

who is this big batty gyaldem?

losing money ia an art

Yemen: "Due to the ongoing developments in the military theatre, the Armed Forces' statement announcing a number of military operations has been postponed to 3:30 PM, shortly."

ongoing developments in the military theatre is such a cool use of words, wish our governments were cool with words

liberia
land of liberty
what a place to be, president tubman

i.4cdn.org/tv/1743076288944897.webm

bloody tired me lads.

um

Did you know there are modern day plantation farms in Australia where they fly black people from Fiji and Vanuatu Papuans and get them to work on fruit farms for a season and pay them less than minimum wage and make them sleep on the farms yes it’s true

similar thing here with eastern europeans

they live in camps on the farm and have their own little community then go home after the summer.

What's his fucking problem

mad that

Brit? more like brit kek screaming

The people who profit from this should be turned into fertilizer

They do the same here with Ukrainians.

Had to get it on.

gf is obsessed with this AI studio ghibli shit

ever shag her up the arse?

Its not weird for a 26 year old guy to date an 18 year old girl right?

how can i develop based kimmy aura

'

Depends

Weird? maybe
Based? definitely

BIG
KIM
ENERGY

yh as long as you look young

fucking state of that aircraft

if you're attractive it's fine if you look soy then you're basically a nonce

Leather jacket Chad

later that day

Dogstein is sleeping by my feet keeping me warm

drone to be precise

fucking state of that drone

YES

Cute what kind

The fact that squirt comes out of a woman's urethra is a dead giveaway that it's just piss.

people who get food delivery when they cant afford it should be turned into a pulp

we now go to bradley for live reaction

you can make any woman squirt, just need to find a position where your member puts enough pressure on her bladder

dont know why women are insecure about it just being piss? thats hotter imo

Shagged her behind a biffa bin up Sauchiehall Street

hang it in the pouvre

It's different though
t. Shagger

The fact that cum comes out of a man's urethra is a dead giveaway that it's just piss.

Warm weather affects my mental health

when are you getting your fanny plumbed in?

Who cares. Enjoy that tight pussy.

Need Emma Watson to curl one out into my mouth.

Do NOT tell Heubert he will lose it

the sperm that spawned you came out of your dad's urethra

you're 50% piss

it has vaginal lubricant in it because it's a wee that occurs at the same time as sex. . it's 2 substances mixed together. it doesnt make a new substance

Yeah but you can make a woman produce it on command even if she's got an empty bladder so it's not exactly urine per se

any major achievements today lads?

i went to the doctors and got a sick note for anxiety and depression so i dont need to go to the job centre for another month wahey

dis nigga doing ultrasound bladder scans before he shags

A man's urethra serves a dual function whereas a woman's urethra only serves one function; to expel urine.

He's a penguin why's he so afraid of getting wet

Used to think david Lynch was an artistic genius when I was 17, how silly I was back then

But he was

women dont pee before sex. they're specifically taught to pee after sex to clean their tubes of infection

All passengers in Egyptian sub disaster confirmed as Russian

Oh nooo...anyway...

Received my bi weekly payment of 1308 USD

Bihourly meltdown!

2616 dicks sucked?

meltie! meltie! in the /brit/ thready!

when you think about it we're all spaino characters lmfao literally just pawns being shuffled around the board by him while he gets his amusement

some would argue that giving people visa's to come here to study "health" at glasgow's worst university is misguided

not me though, not me

any sludge for brains man in

prefer not to say

Keith Woods represents the evolution of deradicalization:

Nationalsocialist --> Groyper --> Paleo-conservative/optics cuck --> Trump/Musk toady --> barely political e-drama character.

Just write these people off

*yawns very loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

stopped thinking about suicide for 90 minutes straight (goon sesh)

posted it again award

6 hour megameltie

does this look like Anon Babble to you? yank freak

might put on black face for a laugh

Trump stole 60 billion dollars from buyers with his shitcoin. Hilarious. This is crass looting without a historic equal.

A fool and his money is easily parted

wonder whats it like to have a dark abyss instead of a willy

why isn't instant freeze dried tea more popular

do people love teabag microplastics so much?

And, curiously, neither has yet succeeded in achieving any kind of American Greatness.

due to the woke

some have shrunk in size

kek these are my bollocks

got a sack like the inside of a beanie baby with all the plastic beads sloshing about in there, me

Spaki playing VPN roulette again after being btfo I see

adam on life support

there's barely any vpns that work on 4chins, you're fighting ghosts

me? i feel good. Maybe even great

that's it i'm moving to london

adam has bought like 20 passes with his PIP

gfberg moved out yesterday because she caught me cheating on the weekend

so fucking miserable. thinking of picking up 3 grams and seeing if i work up the courage the end it.

Lol no wonder he's been so bitter and cunty (moreso than usual that is)

killing yourself over a woman

grow up

Stay coping, rent-free.

what is meant to be in my head rent free

don't understand how people aren't on benefits

go to doctor

say you are depressed and anxious

get diagnosed

receive SSRIs prescription

take it to the government

they literally have to give you free money because you are officially disabled

You can easily get £2,000+ a month this way.

strikes me as odd that at no point in history have Cadbury's released a full size easter egg filled with creme egg fondant i.e a full size creme egg. Plenty of youtube mongs have DIY'd it but it has never been commercially available.

obviously it would be horrible and about 8,000 calories but why not do it for gimmick purposes? Charge 20 quid for it.

25 minutes until the window wank ;)

if I did that I would get banned from some career paths forever

what the fuck is this image

dunno

am I going to have to call the janny or are you going to behave yourself heatherfreak?

vocaroo.com/1msz3qLLo6Cd

just when you thought the thread couldn't get any worse

retard you're wrong. they can't ask about mental elf conditions in this cunt

what about army or police and stuff like that

Fucking hell lads Bob Mortimer just died :(

Imagine if heathermong was a spaki character. What a coup de grace that would be

I didn't know he was ill

ai images

ai music

funny how they only happen when he's here, the belgium flag will be here imminently too

It's disclosed in an enhanced DBS. Same with any stays in mental facilities

you can't even get in the military if your records said you had anxiety in school when you were 13

going to try and get it played on saturday

heathermong needs AI to create absolutely everything for him because he is a thoroughly talentless cretin
same as ziegbelg

I'm doing alright there de lads

they're the same person, probably both spainmong

any new cosplays adam?

Love cheese

any occupation that requires a DBS check is a waste of time. you want to be a music dance therapist or work for the government?

lucky wee shite

finally janny does something

imagine trying to start an only fans when you got kids

UM

that must be a doll

Could do without the blonde woman if I'm being honest.

I don't know I was really drunk at the time

There is only 1 country beginning with the letter O, Q and Y.
Name all three with looking them up.

was talking amongst my coworkers about how neonazis are le bad and the conversation got to the whole America First shit i accidentally said “Spic Fuentes” mid conversation

Nah. I need a better camera setup then I can take pictures instead of using my phone camera in the mirror

dont think the child is real

omerica
quapan
yhebinblia

B A D M U M S
A
D
M
U
M
S

oman qatar yemen

Oman
Qatar
Yemen

Alright, based on your description, a typical Heathermong post on /brit/ might look something like this:

**"Lads... just imagine getting absolutely ravaged by a proper 7ft BBC right now... Meanwhile, Ziedbelg is out here proving once again why he's the true king of /brit/. Absolute chad, unlike the pathetic Anglo incels that infest this thread. You lot seethe while I bask in the glory of Belgian superiority.

Anyway, I’ll be posting this every 5 minutes to remind you all that you’ll never experience true pleasure. Stay mad, losers. "**

Does this match the general tone and spammy nature of Heathermong's posts? I can tweak it further if needed.

pack it in

yes my loves
congratulations
north american ignorance on geography rears its ugly head once more
go sit in the dunce corner

omerica

quapan

yhebinblia

mental how boring and gay jazz is

Angry incel.

Yes. I’m talking to you.

Instead of listening to Andrew Tate. Instead of attacking children.

Why not take a leaf out of Gary Stevenson’s book?

He’s angry too.

At inequality. Not women, and immigrants.

Oman
Q - not sure
Y - Yemen

on bogey picking toil

qatar init

oman
qatar
yo momma

was planning to arrange my fetish fulfillment with an escort but i feel it might actually put me off it for the rest of my life

anyone have experience with this?

was planning on offering £1000 for 30 minutes if they can do exactly what i ask them to

he was the best trader in the FUCKING world

It is really weird though how several major tripfags never post at the same time. Or only ever within cooldown of one another

bossman couldn't remember the name of the world cup hosts :skullemoji:

watch a show about comedians trying not to laugh

by design, it isn't funny

Who would commission such a show?

Yep, it's over lads. Kiwifarms gone, bet Hiro already got his letter.

what's the fetish

sounds like a reyt mess

Not this shit again please

waiting for her to need a shit then let me finger and fuck her shitty arse

Never used that website was it based

I hate afternoons. Mornings? Fine. Evening? Fine. Night? Love it.

But afternoons? They drag on. My mood always drops during the afternoon.

Nah but it actually happened. They're blocking the UK now

so we either have to accept his gherkin/cuck posting or his online safety bill posting

why cant he just be fucking normal

thats a doll innit?

bout to have a wank, any suggestions
serious suggestions only

it's almost 3:30. just look out the window. they look so fuckable in their skirts.

Never used it but it looks like it's been blocked before.

thats why wanking exists mate

Don't like creme eggs they're too sweet and it tastes like vomit

Yeah cause cloudflare didn't like them harassing trannies apparently

Any reason you're replying to a spaki character?

fuck sake

That's such a gigi thing to say

I can't do that

Exactly because I am literally Gigi

Any reason you're replying to a spaki character?

no gigis

Seems like a hysterical overreaction by the owners of Kiwifarms to me

Probably, but I don't think anywhere should have to bow to government censorship like that

what censorship?

That's grim mate not gonna lie

It's spaki replying to himself on his phone

The /Brit/cord is up to 16 members now

why cant you do that

Oh my days this blatant Adam samefagging give it a rest mate

you're forced to pay a fine if you don't complete some arbitrary risk assessment

NOW - Multiple people stabbed in Amsterdam, Netherlands.

how is that censorship?

Do Jews know they’re the baddies?

Finished toiling for the day and got a pint in and it LUSH

the /Brit/cord

sounds lovely if you're a member of it you no longer have any reason to come back here then

Fitjeen dood. Wat nou?

It's a semi auto-biographical novel about a man who falls in love with a girl halfway across the world over the internet

How the fuck is it not you stupid leaf

no
its a jews world and we just live in it

it's a simple question

wish they would go back to olden days mugs instead of this woke nonsese

bro based his whole savings on retarded pajeets Anon Babble posting to buy the dip you deserve to be ruined and homeless

grim alkie twat

grim alchie freak

some do
have more respect for them than the ones who pretend to be your mate

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?

rapelad

tradieposting

big brad

canslad

nonceposting

£10 bonus

poo smells

mallardlad

latte mong

grinching

Irish diaspora

Sir Keir posting

rolexmong

bradders (last years winner)

new trainers/fake self-dox

sinisterbradley

Quite the list isn't it

imagine the lad standing at the bar taking a pic of his pint and crisps for his internet friends while everyone else looks on

I'm responsible for 2 of these gimmicks

The lower rate of Capital Gains Tax has risen from 10% to 18%, and the higher rate from 20% to 24%. The rates for residential property disposals remain, at the 18% lower rate and 24% higher rate.

The rate for Business Asset Disposal Relief and Investors’ Relief will increase to 14% from 6 April 2025, and will increase again to match the lower main rate at 18% from 6 April 2026.

The annual Capital Gains Tax exemption remains at £3,000, as previously announced.

Drumpf fucking me, Reeves fucking me
Everyone keeps fucking me

the relentlessly bully namefags into cutting their wrists and downing entire bottles of pills while they moan into their cellphone to their mum they botched their own suicide gimmick

Can't vote for yourself mate

dont know what any of that means but you probably deserve it

Children at Guernsey's States-run schools are 70% more likely to be unhealthily overweight than their contemporaries from fee-paying schools, according to a new report.

The Guernsey Child Measurement Programme report, external found nearly 29% of children in States-run schools were either overweight or obese, compared to fewer than 17% of those from private schools.

It is known....It is known.

17% of private school ones being obese is still kind of a concern

mindbroken

been nominated 9 times for poster of the year but never won me
surely the lifetime achievement is nailed on this year

Jokes on you, everyone is sitting in the garden m8

dont understand the child safety act

can someone explain its implications?

call them out

they instantly reply seething

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

are there any people of colour in Guernsey/Jersey

Very sad. Clearly pretends to have a job too which is mental.

mohammed

>The annual Capital Gains Tax exemption remains at £3,000, as previously announced.

grim

look at this graph

kek

rachel reeves cfnm wank

those certainly are bars, axes and lines

ik mayb mosleem butt vergeef me

any man in

dtfic meltie

vrmm vrmm vrmm
I am getting stronger

unlucky for you if i upset him he'll be ramping up the interracial porn spam soon.
lucky for me i don't give a fuck about this place anymore.

Clitty leak incoming

Latest Francis video just dropped lads
youtube.com/shorts/5jO5DLEtjvg?si=PuccFmLY1G1aeyrr

Emma Watson’s poo is tasty.

why do aboriginals look like that

higher % non human dna

women piss and shit themselves at this

Curse of Cain

Have literally never clicked any link posted here. Sorry I just won't click the link

They aren't human not even memeing

phwoar a cheeky nogger for me lads

mental how he has friends including fit birds

just been diagnosed with ADD and now everything in my life makes sense! just been diagnosed with autism and its so liberating!

abos are Aryan af

The boss of online clothing brand Snag has told the BBC it gets more than 100 complaints a day that the models in its adverts are "too fat".

Chief executive Brigitte Read says models of her size 4-38 clothing are frequently the target of "hateful" posts about their weight.

The brand was cited in an online debate over whether adverts showing "unhealthily fat" models should be banned after a Next advert, in which a model appeared "unhealthily thin", was banned.

Did you get your legal speed prescription?

I took a gallon of PCP and for about five hours since then someone calling them self the Grapist has been banging on my door saying they're going to grape me in the mouth and tie me to a radiator and grape me for decades and decades and decades.

SHE'S A DISGRACE

Everything finally clicked when the psychiatrist said I have borderline personality disorder. All the loneliness, anguish, mood swings and depression finally made sense

And the Spaki VPN roulette has landed on...Montenegro!

me when Nogger says a funny joke

Wow, that diagnosis ruined my life and made me hate everyone instead! It made me more capable of discerning sounds for some reason.

can't imagine being hte kind of boomer that submits complaints

It's all a gimmick lad don't be so fucking stupid

Rape the disabled

Fire at packed North Macedonia nightclub kills 59

how did you feel when the man in the white coat told you about your autogynephilia

you really are an npc mate get a grip

Why are the Irish diaspora so invested in brown issues?
Help me understand. Is there a genetic component to their behaviour?

might buy a munchy box full of absolute slop from the chinky tonight

fucking hell lads Geoff Marshall (the bloke that visited every railway station) is dead

The ol spaki samefag haha classic

yeah?

kier starmer is so BORING

I hope I haven't been to hard on you. I just want waht's best for you and hitting you hurts me more than it could ever hurt you

Get the journalists deported

oh no!

anyway,

smug looking bastard

Sir Lamb Bhuna

A lot of them are Anglo-irish

Bit of a one trick pony rip Geoff

seriously contemplating a poo

did irish immigrants to australia get discriminated and forced to build houses out of animal shells

One sleepless night and I have already gone BONKERS! youtu.be/Ci40ae8BlcE?si=1MGmPy1w04QsFxyH

Ever wanted to visualise how much the taxman etc skim off the top of your income as you earn more?
(NI class A, Plan 1 Student Loan)

white people are so funny in their credulity for scam disorders

Might buy a bumgay

Mouse has started double clicking and it's driving me insane

link

Free the zesty mandem

Can you only post with a vpn if you have a Anon Babble pass?

In school we learn about the Irish whiskey riots which is basically Irish chimping out because they banned alcohol

No, but a lot of them mixed with abos because, well, Irish

gone to the big terminus in the sky

logitech moment

a
b

Zowie mate

fuck I actually know this fella
that's sad
he was only what, in his 40s?
looked to be skinny and in decent shape too
wtf

how about a graph with plan 2 grandad

i'll assume the pcb is well made and wont easily rip off when you desolder the switches. get them soldered pronto. i highly recommend the kailh 8.0

Make your own kiddo