I said get in de lads edish
/Brit/
bizarre deletion
talking about worms is a bannable offence i think
Ah, hello /ASEAN/
I put £5000 out of my deposit savings in 3x long Tesla ETPs in mid February when I thought TSLA bottomed out at just under £330.
It's worth under £2000 at the moment, I've lost three thousand pounds in a month. I hope TSLA bounces back soon and doesn't continue crashing. Reckon Elon posting the global sales figures on April 2 will make or break me.
noob
gorgeous summer already
so I can't blog post about myself now?
This is what happens when normies think they know enough to buy individual stocks
AMERICA’S PLAYBOOK SINCE 1945
>Be "liberators" in WWII
>Actually just stop Germany from uniting Europe under based Führerreich
>Marshall Plan? More like "keep Europe poor and buying our shit" plan
>NATO = permanent military daycare so eurotards don’t grow a spine
MODERN TACTICS (YOU’RE LIVING IT)
>Brexit: CIA-funded boomers seething about bendy bananas. UK now America’s lapdog for F-35s and chlorinated chicken deals.
>Nord Stream Boom: Who blew up EU-Russia gas? Not the guys selling $9k LNG shipments, surely.
>NATO Expansion: Provoke Russia into war, then force EU to buy Raytheon missiles while freezing in the dark. Galaxy brain move.
>Migrant Crises: Bomb Libya into failed state refugees flood Italy Meloni wins EU collapses. All according to CIA-kun’s keikaku.
WHY EUROPE CAN’T WIN
>Military: "Strategic autonomy" is when you beg Lockheed Martin for F-35 parts. France’s nukes? Copium.
>Economy: SWIFT = America’s "lol no" button. Try trading with Iran, get sanctioned into the Stone Age.
>Tech: GDPR can’t stop Zuccbot 5000 harvesting your data for Langley. TikTok bad, Facebook good!
EUROPE’S THREE TIERS OF COPE
Client States (UK/Poland): "Pls daddy US, station more troops here! We hate Brussels!"
Germoney: Pretend to lead EU while begging Washington not to sanction their Russian gas.
PIGS (Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain): Eternal debt crisis rotation. IMF = American loan sharks.
THE ENDGAME
>Keep EU divided between vatnik simps and NATO cucks.
>France malding about "multipolar world" while Macron licks Biden’s boots.
>Germany deindustrializing to own the Russians (and feed US defense stocks).
TL;DR: Europe could’ve been a chad sovereign bloc, but America turned it into a geopolitical cuck shed. Stay coping, rent-free.
I put about £1k into Gazprom in January 2022 because I was so sure that nothing was going to happen and things would bounce back up.
are still holding? should bounce back after the peace deal any day now
Anyone know how to burn effigies or cast curses upon people?
Yeah don't have that many other options considering the circumstances. Pray for peace.
yeah
I don’t care about this
Mad how American military action against Iran could happen at any moment
love love LOVE messing with wagies
Going to buy some Iranian stocks as I'm sure it won't.
*enters thread zestily*
MAGA 2016 was secular, centered around white identity and the working class -- quite unAmerican, more European style. MAGA 2024 is star spangled, colorblind, loudly American-Christian signaling, and infused with silicon valley California ideology (libertarianism).
who is this big batty gyaldem?
losing money ia an art
Yemen: "Due to the ongoing developments in the military theatre, the Armed Forces' statement announcing a number of military operations has been postponed to 3:30 PM, shortly."
ongoing developments in the military theatre is such a cool use of words, wish our governments were cool with words
liberia
land of liberty
what a place to be, president tubman
bloody tired me lads.
um
Did you know there are modern day plantation farms in Australia where they fly black people from Fiji and Vanuatu Papuans and get them to work on fruit farms for a season and pay them less than minimum wage and make them sleep on the farms yes it’s true
similar thing here with eastern europeans
they live in camps on the farm and have their own little community then go home after the summer.
What's his fucking problem
mad that
Brit? more like brit kek screaming
The people who profit from this should be turned into fertilizer
They do the same here with Ukrainians.
Had to get it on.
gf is obsessed with this AI studio ghibli shit
ever shag her up the arse?
Its not weird for a 26 year old guy to date an 18 year old girl right?
how can i develop based kimmy aura
'
Depends
Weird? maybe
Based? definitely
BIG
KIM
ENERGY
yh as long as you look young
fucking state of that aircraft
if you're attractive it's fine if you look soy then you're basically a nonce
Leather jacket Chad
later that day
Dogstein is sleeping by my feet keeping me warm
drone to be precise
fucking state of that drone
YES
Cute what kind
The fact that squirt comes out of a woman's urethra is a dead giveaway that it's just piss.
people who get food delivery when they cant afford it should be turned into a pulp
we now go to bradley for live reaction
you can make any woman squirt, just need to find a position where your member puts enough pressure on her bladder
dont know why women are insecure about it just being piss? thats hotter imo
Shagged her behind a biffa bin up Sauchiehall Street
hang it in the pouvre
It's different though
t. Shagger
The fact that cum comes out of a man's urethra is a dead giveaway that it's just piss.
Warm weather affects my mental health
when are you getting your fanny plumbed in?
Who cares. Enjoy that tight pussy.
Need Emma Watson to curl one out into my mouth.
Do NOT tell Heubert he will lose it
the sperm that spawned you came out of your dad's urethra
you're 50% piss
it has vaginal lubricant in it because it's a wee that occurs at the same time as sex. . it's 2 substances mixed together. it doesnt make a new substance
Yeah but you can make a woman produce it on command even if she's got an empty bladder so it's not exactly urine per se
any major achievements today lads?
i went to the doctors and got a sick note for anxiety and depression so i dont need to go to the job centre for another month wahey
dis nigga doing ultrasound bladder scans before he shags
A man's urethra serves a dual function whereas a woman's urethra only serves one function; to expel urine.
He's a penguin why's he so afraid of getting wet
Used to think david Lynch was an artistic genius when I was 17, how silly I was back then
But he was
women dont pee before sex. they're specifically taught to pee after sex to clean their tubes of infection
All passengers in Egyptian sub disaster confirmed as Russian
Oh nooo...anyway...
Received my bi weekly payment of 1308 USD
Bihourly meltdown!
2616 dicks sucked?
meltie! meltie! in the /brit/ thready!
when you think about it we're all spaino characters lmfao literally just pawns being shuffled around the board by him while he gets his amusement
some would argue that giving people visa's to come here to study "health" at glasgow's worst university is misguided
not me though, not me
any sludge for brains man in
prefer not to say
Keith Woods represents the evolution of deradicalization:
Nationalsocialist --> Groyper --> Paleo-conservative/optics cuck --> Trump/Musk toady --> barely political e-drama character.
Just write these people off
*yawns very loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*
stopped thinking about suicide for 90 minutes straight (goon sesh)
posted it again award
6 hour megameltie
does this look like Anon Babble to you? yank freak
might put on black face for a laugh
Trump stole 60 billion dollars from buyers with his shitcoin. Hilarious. This is crass looting without a historic equal.
A fool and his money is easily parted
wonder whats it like to have a dark abyss instead of a willy
why isn't instant freeze dried tea more popular
do people love teabag microplastics so much?
And, curiously, neither has yet succeeded in achieving any kind of American Greatness.
due to the woke
some have shrunk in size
kek these are my bollocks
got a sack like the inside of a beanie baby with all the plastic beads sloshing about in there, me
Spaki playing VPN roulette again after being btfo I see
adam on life support
there's barely any vpns that work on 4chins, you're fighting ghosts
me? i feel good. Maybe even great
that's it i'm moving to london
adam has bought like 20 passes with his PIP
gfberg moved out yesterday because she caught me cheating on the weekend
so fucking miserable. thinking of picking up 3 grams and seeing if i work up the courage the end it.
Lol no wonder he's been so bitter and cunty (moreso than usual that is)
killing yourself over a woman
grow up
Stay coping, rent-free.
what is meant to be in my head rent free
don't understand how people aren't on benefits
go to doctor
say you are depressed and anxious
get diagnosed
receive SSRIs prescription
take it to the government
they literally have to give you free money because you are officially disabled
You can easily get £2,000+ a month this way.
strikes me as odd that at no point in history have Cadbury's released a full size easter egg filled with creme egg fondant i.e a full size creme egg. Plenty of youtube mongs have DIY'd it but it has never been commercially available.
obviously it would be horrible and about 8,000 calories but why not do it for gimmick purposes? Charge 20 quid for it.
25 minutes until the window wank ;)
if I did that I would get banned from some career paths forever
what the fuck is this image
dunno
am I going to have to call the janny or are you going to behave yourself heatherfreak?
just when you thought the thread couldn't get any worse
retard you're wrong. they can't ask about mental elf conditions in this cunt
what about army or police and stuff like that
Fucking hell lads Bob Mortimer just died :(
Imagine if heathermong was a spaki character. What a coup de grace that would be
I didn't know he was ill
ai images
ai music
funny how they only happen when he's here, the belgium flag will be here imminently too
It's disclosed in an enhanced DBS. Same with any stays in mental facilities
you can't even get in the military if your records said you had anxiety in school when you were 13
going to try and get it played on saturday
heathermong needs AI to create absolutely everything for him because he is a thoroughly talentless cretin
same as ziegbelg
I'm doing alright there de lads
they're the same person, probably both spainmong
any new cosplays adam?
Love cheese
any occupation that requires a DBS check is a waste of time. you want to be a music dance therapist or work for the government?
lucky wee shite
finally janny does something
imagine trying to start an only fans when you got kids
UM
that must be a doll
Could do without the blonde woman if I'm being honest.
I don't know I was really drunk at the time
There is only 1 country beginning with the letter O, Q and Y.
Name all three with looking them up.
was talking amongst my coworkers about how neonazis are le bad and the conversation got to the whole America First shit i accidentally said “Spic Fuentes” mid conversation
Nah. I need a better camera setup then I can take pictures instead of using my phone camera in the mirror
dont think the child is real
omerica
quapan
yhebinblia
B A D M U M S
A
D
M
U
M
S
oman qatar yemen
Oman
Qatar
Yemen
Alright, based on your description, a typical Heathermong post on /brit/ might look something like this:
**"Lads... just imagine getting absolutely ravaged by a proper 7ft BBC right now... Meanwhile, Ziedbelg is out here proving once again why he's the true king of /brit/. Absolute chad, unlike the pathetic Anglo incels that infest this thread. You lot seethe while I bask in the glory of Belgian superiority.
Anyway, I’ll be posting this every 5 minutes to remind you all that you’ll never experience true pleasure. Stay mad, losers. "**
Does this match the general tone and spammy nature of Heathermong's posts? I can tweak it further if needed.
pack it in
yes my loves
congratulations
north american ignorance on geography rears its ugly head once more
go sit in the dunce corner
omerica
quapan
yhebinblia
mental how boring and gay jazz is
Angry incel.
Yes. I’m talking to you.
Instead of listening to Andrew Tate. Instead of attacking children.
Why not take a leaf out of Gary Stevenson’s book?
He’s angry too.
At inequality. Not women, and immigrants.
Oman
Q - not sure
Y - Yemen
on bogey picking toil
qatar init
oman
qatar
yo momma
was planning to arrange my fetish fulfillment with an escort but i feel it might actually put me off it for the rest of my life
anyone have experience with this?
was planning on offering £1000 for 30 minutes if they can do exactly what i ask them to
he was the best trader in the FUCKING world
It is really weird though how several major tripfags never post at the same time. Or only ever within cooldown of one another
bossman couldn't remember the name of the world cup hosts :skullemoji:
watch a show about comedians trying not to laugh
by design, it isn't funny
Who would commission such a show?
Yep, it's over lads. Kiwifarms gone, bet Hiro already got his letter.
what's the fetish
sounds like a reyt mess
Not this shit again please
waiting for her to need a shit then let me finger and fuck her shitty arse
Never used that website was it based
I hate afternoons. Mornings? Fine. Evening? Fine. Night? Love it.
But afternoons? They drag on. My mood always drops during the afternoon.
Nah but it actually happened. They're blocking the UK now
so we either have to accept his gherkin/cuck posting or his online safety bill posting
why cant he just be fucking normal
thats a doll innit?
bout to have a wank, any suggestions
serious suggestions only
it's almost 3:30. just look out the window. they look so fuckable in their skirts.
Never used it but it looks like it's been blocked before.
thats why wanking exists mate
Don't like creme eggs they're too sweet and it tastes like vomit
Yeah cause cloudflare didn't like them harassing trannies apparently
Any reason you're replying to a spaki character?
fuck sake
That's such a gigi thing to say
I can't do that
Exactly because I am literally Gigi
Any reason you're replying to a spaki character?
no gigis
Seems like a hysterical overreaction by the owners of Kiwifarms to me
Probably, but I don't think anywhere should have to bow to government censorship like that
what censorship?
That's grim mate not gonna lie
It's spaki replying to himself on his phone
The /Brit/cord is up to 16 members now
why cant you do that
Oh my days this blatant Adam samefagging give it a rest mate
you're forced to pay a fine if you don't complete some arbitrary risk assessment
NOW - Multiple people stabbed in Amsterdam, Netherlands.
how is that censorship?
Do Jews know they’re the baddies?
Finished toiling for the day and got a pint in and it LUSH
the /Brit/cord
sounds lovely if you're a member of it you no longer have any reason to come back here then
Fitjeen dood. Wat nou?
It's a semi auto-biographical novel about a man who falls in love with a girl halfway across the world over the internet
How the fuck is it not you stupid leaf
no
its a jews world and we just live in it
it's a simple question
wish they would go back to olden days mugs instead of this woke nonsese
bro based his whole savings on retarded pajeets Anon Babble posting to buy the dip you deserve to be ruined and homeless
grim alkie twat
grim alchie freak
some do
have more respect for them than the ones who pretend to be your mate
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
rapelad
tradieposting
big brad
canslad
nonceposting
£10 bonus
poo smells
mallardlad
latte mong
grinching
Irish diaspora
Sir Keir posting
rolexmong
bradders (last years winner)
new trainers/fake self-dox
sinisterbradley
Quite the list isn't it
imagine the lad standing at the bar taking a pic of his pint and crisps for his internet friends while everyone else looks on
I'm responsible for 2 of these gimmicks
The lower rate of Capital Gains Tax has risen from 10% to 18%, and the higher rate from 20% to 24%. The rates for residential property disposals remain, at the 18% lower rate and 24% higher rate.
The rate for Business Asset Disposal Relief and Investors’ Relief will increase to 14% from 6 April 2025, and will increase again to match the lower main rate at 18% from 6 April 2026.
The annual Capital Gains Tax exemption remains at £3,000, as previously announced.
Drumpf fucking me, Reeves fucking me
Everyone keeps fucking me
the relentlessly bully namefags into cutting their wrists and downing entire bottles of pills while they moan into their cellphone to their mum they botched their own suicide gimmick
Can't vote for yourself mate
dont know what any of that means but you probably deserve it
Children at Guernsey's States-run schools are 70% more likely to be unhealthily overweight than their contemporaries from fee-paying schools, according to a new report.
The Guernsey Child Measurement Programme report, external found nearly 29% of children in States-run schools were either overweight or obese, compared to fewer than 17% of those from private schools.
It is known....It is known.
17% of private school ones being obese is still kind of a concern
mindbroken
been nominated 9 times for poster of the year but never won me
surely the lifetime achievement is nailed on this year
Jokes on you, everyone is sitting in the garden m8
dont understand the child safety act
can someone explain its implications?
call them out
they instantly reply seething
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
are there any people of colour in Guernsey/Jersey
Very sad. Clearly pretends to have a job too which is mental.
mohammed
>The annual Capital Gains Tax exemption remains at £3,000, as previously announced.
grim
look at this graph
kek
rachel reeves cfnm wank
those certainly are bars, axes and lines
ik mayb mosleem butt vergeef me
any man in
dtfic meltie
vrmm vrmm vrmm
I am getting stronger
unlucky for you if i upset him he'll be ramping up the interracial porn spam soon.
lucky for me i don't give a fuck about this place anymore.
Clitty leak incoming
Latest Francis video just dropped lads
youtube.com
Emma Watson’s poo is tasty.
why do aboriginals look like that
higher % non human dna
women piss and shit themselves at this
Curse of Cain
Have literally never clicked any link posted here. Sorry I just won't click the link
They aren't human not even memeing
phwoar a cheeky nogger for me lads
mental how he has friends including fit birds
just been diagnosed with ADD and now everything in my life makes sense! just been diagnosed with autism and its so liberating!
abos are Aryan af
The boss of online clothing brand Snag has told the BBC it gets more than 100 complaints a day that the models in its adverts are "too fat".
Chief executive Brigitte Read says models of her size 4-38 clothing are frequently the target of "hateful" posts about their weight.
The brand was cited in an online debate over whether adverts showing "unhealthily fat" models should be banned after a Next advert, in which a model appeared "unhealthily thin", was banned.
Did you get your legal speed prescription?
I took a gallon of PCP and for about five hours since then someone calling them self the Grapist has been banging on my door saying they're going to grape me in the mouth and tie me to a radiator and grape me for decades and decades and decades.
SHE'S A DISGRACE
Everything finally clicked when the psychiatrist said I have borderline personality disorder. All the loneliness, anguish, mood swings and depression finally made sense
And the Spaki VPN roulette has landed on...Montenegro!
me when Nogger says a funny joke
Wow, that diagnosis ruined my life and made me hate everyone instead! It made me more capable of discerning sounds for some reason.
can't imagine being hte kind of boomer that submits complaints
It's all a gimmick lad don't be so fucking stupid
Rape the disabled
Fire at packed North Macedonia nightclub kills 59
how did you feel when the man in the white coat told you about your autogynephilia
you really are an npc mate get a grip
Why are the Irish diaspora so invested in brown issues?
Help me understand. Is there a genetic component to their behaviour?
might buy a munchy box full of absolute slop from the chinky tonight
fucking hell lads Geoff Marshall (the bloke that visited every railway station) is dead
The ol spaki samefag haha classic
yeah?
kier starmer is so BORING
I hope I haven't been to hard on you. I just want waht's best for you and hitting you hurts me more than it could ever hurt you
Get the journalists deported
oh no!
anyway,
smug looking bastard
Sir Lamb Bhuna
A lot of them are Anglo-irish
Bit of a one trick pony rip Geoff
seriously contemplating a poo
did irish immigrants to australia get discriminated and forced to build houses out of animal shells
One sleepless night and I have already gone BONKERS! youtu.be
Ever wanted to visualise how much the taxman etc skim off the top of your income as you earn more?
(NI class A, Plan 1 Student Loan)
white people are so funny in their credulity for scam disorders
Might buy a bumgay
Mouse has started double clicking and it's driving me insane
link
Free the zesty mandem
Can you only post with a vpn if you have a Anon Babble pass?
In school we learn about the Irish whiskey riots which is basically Irish chimping out because they banned alcohol
No, but a lot of them mixed with abos because, well, Irish
gone to the big terminus in the sky
logitech moment
a
b
Zowie mate
fuck I actually know this fella
that's sad
he was only what, in his 40s?
looked to be skinny and in decent shape too
wtf
how about a graph with plan 2 grandad
i'll assume the pcb is well made and wont easily rip off when you desolder the switches. get them soldered pronto. i highly recommend the kailh 8.0
Make your own kiddo