Harry Potter edition
/brit/
YOU SICK FUCK
Half of UK’s most benefit dependent areas are in Scotland
Shagged the bf again this morning
going to tel aviv in may
Never did night shift but used to work in a corner shop.
Me and my Sikh boss would drink vodka and cokes all shift, if it was a 4-10pm, and get a spicy Chinese from next door
Then I'd take home a 4 pack at 10pm, though this then turned into a 4 pack home and maybe downing a can of Special Brew or similar on the walk home lel, no wonder I got fat and tapped out a bit
need to gain a clue
Gonna get bummed are we?
the Grim
tapped out a bit
a bit
how fat are you
There used to be pubs called the black boy
Oh ye?
big fan of londoners acting like they werent a shithole before thatcher
I'm not now lad lel, this was like a dozen years ago now. I'm a runner
literally walked out of the cinema after i first saw this
Don't blame you mate
The DWP forecasts that its disability benefit cuts will lead to 250,000 more people, including 50,000 more children, living in relative poverty after housing costs in 2029/30
150,000 people will lose out on carer's benefits as a result of the cuts to PIP
the DWP assesses that its measures will push 150,000 adults (all working age) and 50,000 children into absolute poverty by 2029/30
yeah that's what you do in the theatre after you see something
Reeves coming for brincels' autismbux
brinnies SEETHING
Not good really is it mate.
Just going to continue the cycle that people cannot break out of.
Real people with real lives and hopes and dreams tossed aside because the stock market would start crying if you did absolutely anything to tackle the slightest bit of corporate greed.
Fuck me.
Detain. Deport.
oh nononon brinnies
brins melting down
I'm from Perth
HANDS OFF MY BENNIES!!!
Won't like lad, Timothy's current existence absolutely terrifies me. Seemingly abandoned to permanent hospitalisation.
Oasis are the British Nickelback
Give it a fucking rest 190
he's not been abandoned he was sent back home but didn't want to be in his flat (since the heating had been turned off) so he faked a fall
Stopped there two years ago today on the way down the A9 from Inverness. Went in Asda and got some Macaroni pies to take back south
still waiting for a gf
How do you know he faked it?
fuck is a brinnie
brincel
/brit/incel
why disnt he just turn the heating on
Timmies are being hunted down in the streets of Glasgow
Like, does he have family?
I'd be surprised if he does considering how in his thousands of tweets and YouTube videos, even at his worst mental breakdowns when he's posted himself ejaculating, and stuff like the police coming round, he hasn't mentioned them once.
Was he married? He was well enough 15 years ago to be a TV extra
why is labour doing all the story stuff? surely the tories should have been the ones cutting all the bennies to balance the budget or whatever
He was married and had children
Spaino
A toast!
To /birt/
Someone in his twitter comments told him to take a dive and he didn't upload anything til he "fell" and called the ambulance
because they promised not to raise personal taxes so they have no way of keeping to the fiscal rules besides budget cuts
probably a bit late for some cheese on toast i suppose
dont want funky dreams
made a cool map
/birt/
but why didn't the tories do that? tories should be for low taxes and a small state
Not My Problemo
Both parties are bourgeois socialist parties.
I genuinely think a lot of the labour right are seethers who wish they were proper tories but didnt get invited to sog the biscuit
Wrong. Oasis had more than one good album.
Death to ytpipo
Drinking wine, a 26 year vintage. Good year.
For me its Sicily, the best Mediterranean island and whos people are definitely white (greek/latin)
someone fucking help me
... squash levels: restored
Tories did loads of benefit cuts
Drinking 2 year vintage
LOOOL LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BRITAIN LOOKING FREAK
You're a horrible cunt
AUUY PO'AHH
loads of labour voters are actual working class people and live in the same streets as people claiming pip for bullshit reasons and they are the most rorke people regarding benefits. dole scum don't vote so labour won't lose the doley votes
That lipstick doesn't suit her
transphobic bumbaclaat
Make britan roman again
Just let people be.
Don't be transphobic, homophobic, racist, etc.
Just let people be.
leftypol
instead we made britain road man again
Britan has like two good poets, Shakespeare and Marlowe. That's it.
It's Madeline McCann's birthday
poo smells
John Milton
any county herts man in
mad how beautiful she is
I love this show so much it hurts. I don't even watch TV. I'm so surprised watching this show didn't make me feel angry and betrayed.
I'm sexy and I know it
were not going to talk about her again tonight
posted it again award
fortnite fart port
The Indian lass on the Apprentice has the same goofy eyes and looks better than her
I'm so horny I feel my balls are about to explode
does look like matt lucas tbf
don't let it go to waste
Do not cum.
corr
Trannies of course notorious for their ability to just let people be and not force their beliefs onto others
Italy: Ovid, Virgil, Horace, cattulus, tibullus, Dante, Boccaccio, petrarch, machavelli,
Germany: goethe, schiller, schopenhauer, kant, neitzche, Hagel
Britan: ??????
comments are full of women telling him how beautiful 'she' looks
Never heard of any of these footballers
Is it true there's a statue of George Soros in skojpe?
Adam Smith, John Locke, Edmund Burke, Thomas Carlyle etc
Roger scrutton
Smith was Scottish and burke was irish
Why didn't the kamikaze pilots just fly away to some pacific island for safety
Right so both British then.
Scotland is in Britain you mong and Burke lived in a time where Ireland was in the UK and he spent most of his career in Britain itself
Thomas Carlyle
ah yes the inventor of fascism
thread invaded by american spazzes, must be bedtime
almost as much as I make in two months
jesus fucking christ guy
mad this is the society we live in
13th
do they know?
rorke's future
blackedraw is so much better, the intros of them getting ready is so damn hot
how would rorke become a black man
blackedraw reminds of that video where a guy sticks a camera into an owl nest and the owlings start freaking out
dont know
stop watching porn
bloody bhenchod bitch blastard
argie girls rule the world
nearly the weekend rorke
looks 14 mate. have a word
hi aussie
alri, seen any cheeky nationalists around?
What's up you sick fucks
um
Can't fucking sleep
Been up since 2am and a full day of toil looms
Does my nut in
im loyal to the king not to parliament, oliver cromwell is the greatest villain in human history
just ring in sick and sort your sleep pattern out
fuck up man youll never shag
Can't I'll get sacked if I do
I work for a paki takeawy and they are ruthless
oh my fucking daaaaaaays
All we hear from Rorkethese days is Poo, poo, poo
screaming
rorke will NOT like this
My sleep pattern is fine mate it's normally 9pm-5am but just woke up at silly o'clock today and spoiled my day
Not me but kek'd
screm
poo
smells
like
fuck off yank
Beating off in the McDonald’s drive thru
remember realising I'm a bit bisexual when I really fancied a young Axel Rose in a music video
yeah that video was funny
P
A
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A
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is it true that britishers like eating beans
nice one lads
POO
what the fuck is a pakaanye
A mix of paki, janny and Kanye
N
this is the post
poo
poo
tax the rich
big
anuses
I've observed the quietest times on /brit/ are between 4-6am when the NEETs have gone to sleep but the wagies aren't up yet, it's normally just a yank or two posting here then, seriously grim
rorke asking the prozzie to "guide him in" because he thinks that's hot but it's really because he doesn't know how to put it inside her
speaking from experience are we emmett
*goes "i have autism by the way" to the person im speaking to in casual conversation*
gingerpaedo
morbius
arriba ARRIBA UNDERLAY UNDERLAY
the trandem
screaming
I feel sick over how fast time goes
I'll be dead in the ground soon
It means you've lived a life worth living
hahahaha
porn
screaming
porn screaming
poo deng porn screm
mad how gay porn poo peng
hate having to clean up after a scat wank
Need to take a whiff of Emma Watson's stinky, smelly butthole.
get the cleaner hired
not done that but what they don't tell you about anal sex is that it's followed by sharting out lube and cum
am blacklisted
gay porn roar
How did you see your bumhole? Use a mirror?
Need Emma Watson to blast my nostrils with disgusting pooey eggy farts.
wanking my bollocks off
screaming as the gay porn loads
*pitches a tent up in mount /brit/*
Waking up at 3am and drinking sparkling water and dunking my face in ice water and rubbing banana on my face until I become a billionaire.
not manifesting for an hour straight after waking up
ngmi
Sounds like me
shit, knew I was going wrong somewhere
on tha grind
Have what the Brits would likely call a bacon, chicken and ranch sarnie going in the toaster oven. Lush and I mean lush de lads.
crawling
in
my sky
Rise and grind niggas
you forgot standing on your balcony for an hour
just made my wagie sandwiches for my day of toil ahead
incel ragebait that
do better jeff
Why Gary, WHY?
based gary
poo
GOOD post
I don't why people drinking out of jars instead of glasses bothers me so much but it does
get the bennies cut
I don't why people drinking
Do dog walkers in the UK have to clean up their dog's shit.
wanking my arse until i poo
pooing my arse until i wank
yes, most do, some don't, some will only pick it up if there's somebody else watching
annoyingly I quite often find bags of dog poo just left around the place when it would be better to not bag it at all if you're not taking it away, gets me riled up that does
is this not the case in america?
leaving shortly
how do you do this
same haha won't be back until about 12 hours from now
No you have to pick it up here. But I never see people with a scoop and find it gross they use the hand through the bag method.
same lad out the door at 6 hopefully back before 7 tonight
Have a Blessed day.
nobody uses scoops here either
I've only picked up dog shit a few times in my life and it's disgusting enough to make me never want a dog of my own
dogs are annoying more than anything else, they're far too needy and pathetic
parti.com
explore korean culture
Little Miss Fart Princess
I am using MS Paint
just done a wee and a poo
the king should shut down parliament
yes, I noticed over the last week that someone had left a bag of shit next to a certain lamppost every morning
I thought how disgusting it was that someone would leave dog shit there, then I walked past yesterday and there was a pile of used toilet roll so I don't think it's a dog
well either that or it's an exceptionally well-trained dog with opposable thumbs
Slop.
you should shut up
They talk't of his having a Cardinalls Hat
They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat
In 1629, he dismissed parliament and resolved to rule alone. This forced him to raise revenue by non-parliamentary means which made him increasingly unpopular.
Jewish girls' soft pale tummies
fuck up blud
feeling cringe
GIMP
Whatever man
hmph... the children are playing with their new toy
need a bed wench
lads, stormcloaks or imperials?
stormcloaks of course
yh the thalmor think they're weakening the empire by fostering that rebellion (without ulfric's knowledge)
but with the dragonborn on their side, they will curbstomp the thalmor anyway, so it doesn't matter
also the imperials are faggots with no care for nord culture or religion and will do anything to save themselves, even sacrificing the nords
the stormcloaks literally wanted the dragons to take over
think you should play a better game
stormcloaks want to be independent of the empire and the dominion. they dont want alduin to win
i know i was just fibbing
Lads, Kiwi Farms has blocked UK users from accessing the site because of the Online Safety Act.
I don't even use that site but this is extremely concerning. Anon Babble will almost certainly be blocked as well.
What the fuck do we do? I don't know where to go. Genuinely worried I'll be cut off and completely clueless, I spend most of my time on here. Would never have learnt about all the migration issues without this place.
Total Elf Death
Kill elves, Behead elves. Roundhouse kick a long eared monkey into the concrete. Slam dunk a elf baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy elves. Defecate in a elf's food. Launch elves into the sun. Stir fry elves in a wok. Toss elves into active volcanoes. Urinate into a elf's wine. Judo throw elves into a wood chipper. Twist elves heads off. Report elves to the dwarf council. Karate chop elves in half. Curb stomp pregnant elves. Trap elves in quicksand. Crush elves in the trash compactor. Liquify elves in a vat of acid. Eat elves. Dissect elves, Exterminate elves in a gas chamber. Stomp elf skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate elves in the oven. Lobotomize all elves. Mandatory abortions for all elves. Grind half human, half elf fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown elves in siren infested water. Vaporize elves with dwarf magic. Kick old elves down the stairs. Feed elves to gargoyles. Slice elves in half with a dwarven axe.
sacked tranny made a reddit for us to use incase Anon Babble is banned
why are you accessing the farms without tor? are you stupid?
Baltic rose.
ah yes, spring
when do the cocks go forward?
imagine how soft and squishy
Rain rain go away come back, another day
If I were Joshua "Null" Moon, I would give my beloved users a 3-day warning of the changes to come. Then I would IP-block the entire range of UK IPs. Finally, I would email back "I no longer have a connection to the UK, ergo your efforts to regulate my site are now NULL and void. Love, Josh".
same here mate
I'll see you ... in Sovngarde !
honestly reckon it wont be long until the cunts in parliament try to ban vpns
websites should just tell the uk to fuck off
not really possible is it
You'll be right we survived a 2 year ban
*spams my local MP begging for Anon Babble to come back*
what do you think this legislation does?
Must be a top 10 sleep this year
Could they like, stop pretending to be sick and go out and get a job? Reckon that'd work?
my first gf cheated on me 8 years ago and I've never recovered from that
Someone give me the brass tax on these new bennies changes
All the jobs that definitely won't keep you in poverty
billions of poor people in the uk will die
your bennies are actually going up
i thought they went up when labour got in
brass tax
Has anyone here ever hired an escort?
Been thinking of doing it this year to lose my virginity finally (I'm 28).
How does it work? Do you use Viva Street?
Recently mown grass
I hit your mum up on blackberry messenger
Powell was profoundly versed in classical literature and had been showered with academic honors before he entered politics. But he didn’t join the treachery he found there, instead remaining loyal to the ordinary Whites who had elected him. In his speech, he was speaking the truth about non-White immigration and expressing the views of the White majority. That’s precisely why Britain’s hostile elite reacted to his words with hysteria and opprobrium. The Times of London, supposedly a bastion of British conservativism and an unsleeping guardian of the national interest, condemned him for making “an evil speech” and said: “This is the first time that a serious British politician has appealed to racial hatred in this direct way in our postwar history.” That is a typically leftist response to the discussion of racial reality. Leftists don’t address facts or logic, but resort immediately to verbal or physical attacks.
Edward Heath (1916-2005), then leader of the so-called Conservative party, also responded in a typically leftist way. He didn’t discuss or debate: he defenestrated. The day after the speech, he threw Powell out of his shadow cabinet. But even as the elite reacted with outrage, the ordinary Whites of Britain reacted with approval. A national poll revealed that 74% of the country agreed with the speech, while only 15% disagreed. The White working-class in particular rallied to Powell’s defence, regarding him as “the first British politician who was actually listening to them.” Dockers and meat-porters in London marched in support of Powell, seeking in vain to influence the political mainstream that supposedly represented them and their interests. Ordinary members of the Conservative party were also overwhelmingly in agreement with Powell.
unz.com
donald retard
pack your bags and leave the office you are fired
This happened to my boss a couple of months ago
Just upped and left
One "see you later" and then never spoke to him again
They've already been rolling out fake bennies anecdotes as anti bennies propaganda.
Convenient timing for such post. He’s a labour bot
bvlgari perfume smells general