/brit/

Duddykins edish

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They're making a film version of Bernard's Watch

Alakazam!

Learning PUA game

*pauses it*

What would /brit/ do if they could pause time

Jehovas witness who I work with is trying to convert me, what a weird religion

the japs already did it, watched a lad shag his way through a hot springs after stopping time

even when i was 7 i knew i would use it to commit rape

shagger in the making

I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.

spoky

beautiful

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Mindraped.

*destroys you*

Mental how badly he mindraped you

Like father like son

me when my Kadabra evolves

take some goodies from the chemists

shagged Karen a few years ago

based, the only pizza Ill eat

wouldn't mind jay slatering across there

Dokt know why I even came back after my ban
Maybe I should get a really long one and break my britdiction

the magic postman will confiscate the watch
only virtuous timebending allowed

love cheese pizza me

Spaino doesn’t post here anymore you genuine schizo

Bending spoons with my mind

Probably look up the nearest primary school.

neighbours back with her bratty daughters uohhh

doin a little thanksgiving dindins later with the wife (she's a yank). only a chicken though, cba cooking a whole turkey.

Absolutely malding at freaks always like "yeah if you don't like it, stop coming here then"

Good argument you fucking mong, that's like going to a restaurant that you really enjoy and then they start serving you dogshit with all your meals. I could just go somewhere else OR how about you just stop serving dogshit and go back to the way it was before?

Yeah, I'm frothing with rage.

Yeah, I'm reddit spacing,

Yeah... fuck off

worthless to me then

legalise speed

when I was a really small lad I thought the lady wearing green on Ballamory was so so so fit

I've been posting here for at least 10 years maybe longer but I'll take a break for a year or so every now and again

going spoons with my mind
*leans back in my chair, eyes closed, then grimacing and thrashing about*

cope on spaki this website is your entire life lmfao

there is only one name that he won't use to refer to himself

oh you mean the Daily Fail

i'm not actually posting that shit
it's some cunt pretending to be me to make me look like I'm here 24/7

me when I'm stuck behind an old biddy doing 29 in a 40 in a battered Honda Jazz

food analogy

Adam practising the spoon scene from the Matrix

*starts having gay thoughts*

cockwomble

Alri fellow yank enjoyer, what part of america is she from?

oh life is grim

mumberg keeps eating chcocolates from the heroes tub

saw turkeys in the frozen aisle yesterday
they're fucking huge, didn't know that. i do now.
and they cost 30 quid. mental.

I wish the Spainster still posted here but unfortunately he’s long gone :/ and /Brit/ is all the worse for it sadly…

poo

get the 'perts trusted

ok but in this case the entire staff of the restaurant has been replaced and there are rules and regulations set up by the powers that be so that only poo gets served is it still reasonable to expect it to "go back to the way it was before"?

why do you spend all day narrating the gay fantasies in your head?

Bet she shits chocolate icing

alri alien who landed less than 11 months ago

Check out Bluesky, description on Google says '....have fun again' so I am interested
Literal first post I see on the home page is a Yank whining about politics

cobblers

why don't you just post with your trip again

really wasn't motivated for legdaytoil but went and did it anyway and feel good about it now.

cobblers

Spaki wishing on a star to be seen as the the shadowy puppet master troll of /brit/ lmao
He wants to be a persona so so so bad bless him

legday is alright but FUCK romanian deadlifts/stiff leg

ain't doin' dat shit

I meant just this general
Still some fun to be had on some other boards

me when someone asks what the yank versions of crumbles are

do NOT mock me

If Spaino was here I'd say "thanks Spaino, for all the witty posts over the years and the sensational gimmicks and sage advice. And the insight into current events which is second to none"
But he's not so I can't

What trip mate? I’m not Spaino I’ve never used a trip I’m not interesting enough to have one like he was :/

feel bad when I see lads that are like 5'4

why is it gay?

oh my days LOL
you were bullied for being bent in school weren't you

had hoped to have a gf for my annual winter Harry Potter rewatch but winter is here and no prospect of a gf

give her a big hug :3

Banned for CP :(

Shame they all look down on you

Why are you speaking about yourself in that way Spaki?

Maybe next year

Same. He’s honestly my hero

My autism and schizophrenia coupled with an enormous IQ (at least 190 maybe higher the tests are inaccurate above 175) allows me to notice which poster is which without trips or names.

you're a really boring incel loser aren't you mate
do you have any hobbies outside of posting here 16 hours a day pretending to have internet friends

iktf hate hate hate rdls I don't bother with them anymore

ahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha

ahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha

me when I buy a projector

hyper fixation on black mens physical apperance is very gay
and you do that basically every thread
as well as writing kisses and going 'mhmmm'
it's all very bent

spainlard will die within your lifetime

p-projection!

battyman raging cos i hit a nerve LOL
he got the cope folder open now x

ahaha has a noticeably different vibe than hahaha curious

Who’s Spaki? Spaino wasn’t Asian mate, he’s a white lad

Ok then

It's like me shagging the arse off your mum and then she decides she wants to get your dad involved or I can leave. How about I just keep shagging her arse and leave him out of it?

laughcord going mental

Funnily enough it might be another loser who is coordinating with other losers on discord to be him among other old gimmicks they dig up in the archives. Thats why they even copy my phraseology.

Belgium flag massive gay

you're not white mate, you're just trying to fit in with the lads even though you know they're all internet racists
bit pathetic :/

Spaki wasn’t Asian mate, he’s a white lad

oh my days

wouldnt know ive filtered with no stubs

He's onamadone again

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Curry-stained hands typed this

Yes it's literally an anti trump bunker

I see DTFIC is back after his three dayer from the n-word posting, which I had absolutely NOTHING to do with whatsoever :)))

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me when I'm playing Taboo and I get Jean-Claude Van Damme

Spainnonce has been seething all day, it must be said

might import some more jav

I made up with the mrs, was about to fuck the life out of her but the dog cockblocked us by getting caught in a cable out and the back and yelped like he was dying until I went and untangled him

yeah maybe. hopefully. honestly i am losing hope though.

Bluesky? more like Bluecry lmao

great now dtfic is having a meltie too

fave?

scratched my arse

ok? so go back inside and skullfuck her?
low test?

alrite lads

205021485

Any Bradley avatars with iPhone file names in the 1000s are him

this country's cooked

me when I get asked why I was moaning

It's the Crimson Chin!

There goes your hero, posting in this thread.

had a necktie for like 24 hours straight

got banned

immediately comes back and carries on his melty

He’s not addicted or anything though he could stop at any time

are we supposed to know what "DFTIC" stands for? not all of us are incel shut-ins like you spending all day trying to 'troll' internet strangers mate

Good lad. Have a nice Thanksgiving

alri jim royle

Who’s Spaki? Spaino wasn’t Asian mate, he’s a white lad

You can just feel an Asian typed this out.

When he's really upset he whips out the iPhone and posts on his computer at the same time. Like on election night he was posting 4 times a minute at the peak of his melty

he doesnt realise hes a freak just like the people hes obsessed with

bet his throat was aching

Mate…. mate

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You're so sad mate.

minced him, stuffed him into a pie crust and stuck in a fan oven at 180 degrees for 30 minutes

Anyone want a fight at Glasgow Central tomorrow night?

Not in the mood now, I thought he was going to die by the noise of him

What's this advert about? Like I don't get told to kill myself enough by the userbase of this site.

makeup should be illegal jfc

me when I'm trying to support my depressed friend by validating his feelings

saw this and she’s 28 too LOL

Stop advertising

fucking screaming

Damn, why the fuck do Zoomers look so old?

the black dogs in their rickety tubs!

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Apparently 728,000 new people in the UK in the last twelve months.

For the record that's 1% of the current population added in a year.

Disgusting phone poster

SPAINO
SPAINO
SPAINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sorry, this ad was suppose to appear on spaki's numerous devices.

fuck me

?

wtfff is happening to the female race

yeah we all saw that reddit comment already

stop complaining and have sex then rorke and they won't need to get browns in to do the job

Can't enjoy video games anymore because my mind has permanently linked them with me being a depressed loser spotty teenager rotting away in my childhood bedroom

When I play video games I just ruminate instead of being immersed

me when I'm trying to organise a school sports day and half the students don't turn up

yeah mate we really need another million deilveroo drivers

all dogs do that

okau well gonna have a poo then feed the dogs and go for a little walk with the gf
hope the thread quality improves while I'm away

Yeah rorke just have 728,000 kids a year and we won't need open borders with Africa and the middle east

i'm in poo de lats

hehe

Bought a switch to play the latest zelda game and realised I have no fucking clue how to play video games anymore.

Feel like a fourty year old who doesn't know which buttons do what

rorke's only outfit is grey sweatpants with a white t shirt

remember subbuteo? never understood how to play it

OK tbf DTFIC isn’t really having a melty today he’s relatively lucid. But the lad who spams “Spaki” has been at it nonstop today.

labour's new ad

it pie night

You are genuinely so pathetic lol

Did the man flick the man at the ball?

it lush

mindraped

me when I'm directing a gay porn and I come back from lunch and all the actors are in a strop

He mindraped you so fuckin bad Adam

How so? Enjoy your walk lad x

OK tbf DTFIC isn’t really having a melty today he’s relatively lucid. But the lad who spams “Spaki” has been at it nonstop today.

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Why's Champions League just one big massive table now

musk said he will ban twitter in the uk

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woke mob

Do you guys use reddit?

cronem checking his bookings for tonights gherkin shift

Not looking forward to it
Think I'm coming down with a cold or something and it's chilly out there
Dogs are going nuts tho so they'll hopefully shut the fuck up after a stroll

me when I'm trying to turn my dining room into an art exhibition about British sport but I run out of budget

no I used to post on r/redscarepod but the tranny incel mods have banned several of my accounts

UK is reddit the country.

happy thanksgiving to our yank friends

reckon i might be having a bit too much computer time

im about to chud the fuck out

we're in 'ere lads

I used to love winter walks with my dogblatts before they died, so calming and relaxing. Especially with headphones in and some chins on. Will do you good getting a bit of fresh air lad

Glad to see you back anyway lol x

Addicted to stellaris lately

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