/brit/

i started courting a girl

You come across as genuinely mentally ill mate. Who the fuck are you even talking to? Are you the spastic on here thats made up /brit/ characters in his head again?

This random event in Grand Theft Auto V involves rescuing a girl who has been kidnapped by members of The Lost MC. It is available for any character after completing the mission titled “Pulling Favors.” There is no reward for saving her, but if you play as Trevor you can take her to the Altruist Cult for a $1,000 reward.

pipe down spaki

I have literally never unconsensually groped a female.
Why is that so difficult for people on TV to do?

so not only are teenagers at work fair game for spaedo, but 16 year olds barely out of school too

About that BBC...

Man's cooked

yeah?

Have absolutely nothing to do today

When you were in secondary school did you go out a lot? What did you do? Go to any parties and events? Smoke or drink? Did you kiss and shag girls?

Yes all the time. I stopped playing video games when I was 12/13 so when mates were gaming id get bored out of my mind and create trouble and always wanted to meet at places rather than go sit in their bedrooms and have their mums listening in and telling us off for naughty words. I was always on the mission for weed, booze, ciggies, and sometimes other drugs. Buying them, selling them, taking them. Stealing. Shoplifting and breaking in houses and cars. Lots of petty stuff and a lot of time dossing around in parks. Going in abandoned buildings and stripping scrap copper. Nights drinking or tripping on psychedelics. Days hanging about in the garages and garden sheds of mates parents houses, smoking weed. Trying to get in pubs. Parties on the weekends. I was the lad who would turn up and drink a lot and start out bringing the party but always take it too far and end up causing trouble by trashing peoples houses. All ages gigs. Indie rock was big in the culture at the time and I was into that but also got on with the hometown chavs because I wasn't a sissy like goths/emos or a freak like the metalheads/punks. Occasionally i'd go to big concerts but not often because bands didn't come to my town. Went to a couple of festivals. Sometimes went on the football. Stole cars and would drive around the hills or into the city to drive around in the red light district. Left school and got a job at 16 and bought a car. The hours I wasted on pointless driving around was ridiculous, always with some vague motivation of meeting people, making money, scoring whatever. Had a few girlfriends but nothing serious. Would sometimes get a snog or feel girls up but I didn't actually lose my virginity until around the time I turned 17.At the time I hated being a teenager but I did have plenty of fun.

some spamming going on

Ok

if accused you’re guilty now, can’t escape it
worse to be brandished as “x” than convicted

The hard piping black thuggers

One time Russel Brand made me suck him off at a Halloween Party where he was in black face and pretending to be a New York black gangster. He was VERY liberal with the n word.

not a chance

me when I go out after laughing at charlie veitch videos but then he videos me

nary a pixel

BRADLEY POST IN THE WILD

Asuna

this contributed to me being mentally and vertically challenged

the way some of you type and respond to each other genuinely makes me believe you're all 13 years old. Its all "didnt read" this and "yeah?" that, all this passive aggressive wog schoolboy shit. Its not clever, its not smart, sort it out

yeah?

me, just over 6'1 tall

just bought some timerlands with a thick heel

put them on

like 6'3 now

feel like a fucking giant

instantly feel more confident too

So this is what giga chads feel every day, interesting.

Not wearing any other shoes from now on. 6'1 is above average height but I've never felt tall. I think it's because all of my friends are a similar height to me.

the way some of you type and respond to each other genuinely makes me believe you're all 13 years old. Its all "didnt read" this and "yeah?" that, all this passive aggressive wog schoolboy shit. Its not clever, its not smart, sort it out

okay

women need dealt with

it's still just one guy btw

buttery biscuit BASED

great point there, honest-
*fumbles around in my pocket for my phone*
hold on a sec, just gotta take this call
*walks away and stares at the wall*

Watched Paths of Glory

whenever people reply like that i know you have read it. i skip blogposts every thread but i never feel the need to reply unless i read it.

all women are the same

bolognese wank soon

alri 190

mmhmm bet they let the goons use other 'services' as well

didn't read

Toby, can you please have some more exciting tantrums :/

You're boring me like this

the woke brigade has are gregg wallace hung drawn and quartered

not every blog is a megaton monolith

literally why I wear boots all the time now except I'm 5'10 presenting as 6' in boots

it's because of your own inherent insecurity
I'm 5'10 but after going from a virge to a shagger I felt a lot taller and it had nothing to do with my shoes

Insecurity fucks your head up

fun fact : short men most likely have short mums

believe whatever you like

*starts clapping my cymbals together and doing backflips*

do you not think people might think your gay

Leftypol heard it from Russel Brand and therefore it must be true in xir mind

japanese men are most likely to have short mums

Every 3 post is his. Why do this? Only someone who has nothing else clearly.

simian creep

why just females

oh I'm sorry is this /brit/ or the UN?

Genuinely can't enjoy video games these days lads. I've finally gained a clue at 32

a huddled mass

I'll have fish and a rice cake

spaki is part of the tranny discord that killed this general and anyone replying to it is either involved or may as well be. no better than the tranny spammer or gyaldemfreak.

no people always move out of my way now so I assume they think I'm a chad

the poonited nations

Hes stuck in this loop for years because he dropped everything else in his life simply because someone hurt his feelings here once he cant get over it he never will

strange film choice for early in the day. more of a late at night film in my opinion

Rorke unmasked

Angela White's first scene with a non-White guy in porn was with an Asian (Thai-Chinese) dude. She said she chose him because he reminded her of her Asian (Chinese) boyfriend she had when in high school in Australia.

After that scene, she late went & lived in Japan for a few months doing JAV with all Asian (Japanese / Zanichi Koreans) men

no better than the tranny spammer or gyaldemfreak.

Thats literally him.
What kind of fucking retards are here? No i can't understand, so you are probably him.

someone asked a question. i answered. i dont expect anyone else to read it. but i know you read it.

I'm starting to notice a pattern too.

i think, therefore i am awesome xP

You only notice it when it's a female account. If the name of the Uber account is Achmed Acmhed and some generic brown guy shows up, you won't question it.
But if you pay attention to brownoids for more than a second you'll notice things, like the taxi driver being a totally different person than the one the taxi is registered to.

love slags

what's this angela white gimmick then he's been on it for days now

Actual giant here and I'd rather be a faceless nameless freak like you instead of a man who stands out from the crowd

manager offered me a bigger contract and asked if I wanted more hours

said I'm doing really well

colleagues say I'm polite and consistent

I spent over an hour this morning on one pallet when the target time is 34 minutes. I have never once thought of myself as being good at this job and I don't particularly overdo it yet apparently I'm seen as very hardworking.

Maybe if you cunts make some good posts then we can get some genuine shagger chat going

you know full well my flag doesn't belong in that png

alri 190

why do they call a woman in her 20s a "girl"?

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

proxy yank

wonder what 190 is doing with his life

reckon he got his act together and works at a banking firm now

if you show up everyday and complete tasks without question you’re doing well at a supermarket. You are a slave

You're doing areet de lad

might get a takeaway soup

kys

900k a year bloody hell imagine the GDP from that

was talking to my aunt and had a freudian slip (i want to shag her) and said incest instead of insect

why do you post about personalities who haven't been here for years? they unironically mindraped you

dangerous and downright stupid

alri spaki

that's nearly as bad as diego's pasta

still no convinced they do a terry's hot chocolate

How many AI black men has he posted today?

Bet that's buggering you

ever shag her up the arse

dog nappers hun x

remember sitting at the back of the bus and throwing 1p and 2p coins at the cunts sitting at the front? good times

Just seen a horrific fucking story of three horses, one 30 year old horse and two one year old ponies, were stolen from their shelter in Newport and taken to a flooded field and tortured and had their legs tied together with barbed wire and dumped there to drown, with the 30 year old horse dying and the other two just about being saved and obviously hugely traumatised

What sort of fucking subhumans are going around doing something like that. Humans are unbelievably sick. Even if the people who did it got caught they would only get a few short years in prison

chebs

He has a comfortable home in South London with his wife, dog and two children and works a very high-paying job

Would you like to know Timmy x

No. I was wasn't a wee weapon like you mate

i see you shaking that booty thing
and you be shaking like a hurricane

keep it to yourself next time

well done anthony

taken to a flooded field and tortured and had their legs tied together with barbed wire and dumped there to drown

sturdy legs on those lasses

I tweaked something in my upper back a week ago and now I don't think I'll be able to turn my neck around ever again :)

chat are we cooked

shared knightsbridge x

I actually reckon Anon Babblecasualuk is alright

why dont you make a shagger post then you virgin spacker

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

If he wasnt in a wheelchair he would do this, he has no soul theres nothing there hes just too lazy to be a menace to anyone else but this thread because its all he has, he devoted so much time here its like its his full time job like he knows he has no other work experience he will die inside without this place occupying him and he will die again a few more times with the crushing reality of what he has fucked up

you would

Flora says Happy Thanksgiving!

imagine what a real life brit meetup would be like. seven spastics and a few depressed losers wanting to pack it all in

*kicks you from the guild of shaggers*

alright 190 we've established that already
why not just end your life if you're so unsatisfied

drugules on their way

mmhmm yeah, the clock is ticking

already happened like 10 years ago mate folc

I'm genuinely sound. You would all like me

Liverpool spotted

permabanned me for sexism

i'd have us all feeling each other up and wanking each other off in the pub toilets within the first hour

jeezy own half of atlanta

Joe Rogan is a monkey. I watched that Russel Brand podcast someone posted and they were talking about ISIS and he said something like "we need to blow the shit outta them!!!!!! DUDE!" or whatever just after Brand was trying to explain how the people controlling society (Jews) decide who is a good guy or bad guy

Quite unironically, ISIS did nothing wrong to resist America and the west in general. I can understand why they go around doing what they do. I can understand why Bin Laden did what he did. You can't say this though

eating beef pie flavoured shapes that are shpaed like australia
they taste like shit by the way

I'm genuinely decent and I don't use the word "sound" to describe people, so you would all actually like me

*brings out my phone and begins recording you and plastering your face all over /brit/*

Asuna's Juicy Knockers

sound shit. i only liked the pizza and cheese flavoured shapes.

these shapes are pissing me off

You can't say this though

correct

she wants an incel man

Gave myself a buzzcut and the toil milfs have been more flirty with me

nonce if you don't like bbq or chicken crimpy

Bin Laden was justified insofar as what he did helped the Taliban free Afghanistan. ISIS are a bunch of dumber than dogshit mongs who go around destroying historic sites and burning shit for no reason

How common is this in Britannia?

the white boy

Quite unironically, ISIS did nothing wrong to resist America and the west in general. I can understand why they go around doing what they do.

See for me I think I draw the line at beheadings

why

why

why

why

alri Tom Jones

I just witnessed a good post on /brit/.

no money Christmas

well i wouldnt do anything illegal haha

spaki when he gets done by rorke multiple times a day

Sneed

ETSU BATSU

well I like "Spaki"
but I also like "Spaedo"
but which is better...

there are literally too many indians

best he cud do

The Gulf states have the right idea by just enslaving them to build megastructures

they run gas stations pretty well tho

what made you like this

business idea: the golf states

Spaki aka spainlad aka Adam aka Yegor aka poo smells tranny aka brick aka Employed Woman aka tilde

Spaki and Spaedo are rubbish just call him spainigger

colonial infrustructure headstart

load of natural resources

a billion jeets

why aren't they a superpower yet

*Bagpipes start playing*

npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/05/09/609700652/pakistan-passes-historic-transgender-rights-bill

Big news for spaki, he can finally return home without shame.

didn't work out though did it

enslave indians to build the burj khalifa

they don't connect it to the sewers

youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4nVw-V7CA

They are thoughbeit

yer da's a reddit mod

FFS spaki mate you realise everything you post here is permanent?

they should already be ahead of those they have 10x japan's population and 20x germany

It's not about the quantity of the people but about their quality. Indians as a race just don't possess very good DNA. A race of biomass and genetic detritus. Compare their showing in the Olympics to tiny European countries.

that's fucking mental if it's true
breaking in to houses and stealing cars? did you not get arrested?
why were you like this? did you not have a father?

what do you do now?

using a browser

I'd say I'm gay to hit ngl

Anyway lads, I’m heading off now to keep working on my screenplay. Getting paid £38k a year to do this by the way (as well as whatever else I fancy pursuing).

Already had some great feedback on the first act I’ve written. Just need to streamline some dialogue and start fleshing out an interesting ending. Thanks for motivating me to work even harder at it ;)

recent Twitter screenshot

Twitter gives me the ick these days. If everyone can get a blue checkmark then what's the point of it

japan has a bigger economy than germany

cap

that was an impersonator + im not spaino

tell me about your screenplay

how often do you wash your duvet lads? quarterly wash for mine this weekend

I've suddenly found myself jobless after taking on a new role and being let go after a month (under ridiculous circumstances that I don't need to get into but long story short I was expected to work from 5:30am to 2:30am at short notice and because I complained about it they let me go).

I have a degree (first in Mathematics) and about 2 years of experience in a particular industry. The amount of jobs on offer seems extremely low, and I'm applying for jobs that I have more than enough ability, qualifications and experience for and I'm either not hearing back or getting rejected before the chance of an interview. Any time I've interviewed for a job in the past I have always got the job but I can't even get to that stage.

I'm having to take up amazon delivery driving in order to pay my rent and bills and no offence to anybody who does that sort of work but it's so hard mentally to have put myself through uni working as hard as I did to achieve a first in a notoriously hard subject and I'm basically going to be making less than minimum wage doing a god-awful job.

heard they make good money

walking through the valley of the shadow of death right now

that was an impersonator + im not spaino

This is tranny stolen valour

I chuck it in the bin and buy a new one from dunelm

blog on

Getting owt good in the steam autumn sale? Reckon I might get Fallout 4 now that I've got a GPU that might be able to run it

only if i spill something on it

Also he's never been to Belgium and yet he is allowed to spam on Belgium VPN
Why is this allowed?

Jannies want /brit/ to suffer or they're actually in on it.
I doubt he is a janny himself or this place would be evn worse. Im sure he would like to pretend that he has friends that help him or a discord despite there being no proof when every other thread on this site has a leaked discord

What. A. Clusterfuck.

Someone must have the screenshot collage of the posts from that night, the photo with the/Brit/ paper

there is nothing more cringe than indians larping as "aryans" on the internet, fucking hell

Trips of truth x

imagine if there was 1.4 billion welsh instead of indians

spanio

mikey

mousenonce

I guarantee none of you even know who these people are anymore and you all just repeat the same names over and over again to fit in lol

bad day to be a sheep

deep state reactivating the Syria campaign.
Wouldn’t be surprised if ISIS makes a sudden comeback

A squirrel being put down by new York state authorities gets worldwide news but a thirty year old horse in newport being dragged from its stable with barbed wire and then drown in a cold ditch with its legs tied together barely makes UK news

I read CNN nearly everyday and I can't tell you how many times I see a headline along the lines of

She gave up her six figure salary in Manhattan for a life of peace in (insert European country here)

No joke, they have ran an article with a similar story to this at least 11 times in the past year or so. Why are they doing this? Do they want Europe to get burgered THAT bad?

The team.

going on discord

to secretly discuss what's being talked about and what to post, in an inconsequential little Anon Babble shitposting general in an insignificant corner of4chan

Can you imagine anything sadder?

Wee rorke xx

thinking about how many people have installed 4chanx exclusively to filter spaki

love drum and bass personally

liquid dnb for me x

MC Rorke

yeah mental two different countries exist and they priorities different things.

A yank working remotely in Europe is like a European working in SEA, the salary mogging is insane

the MC stands for Minecraft

Uh something about 150 trillion being looted from the country

khalifa

>they don't connect it to the sewers

They'd not heard of the concept of sewers what with all the field shitting

Have you thanked the vikings for raping the hotter English women into existence today?

please spaki come downstairs de curry be gettin' cold heah

Unbelievable that women go out dressed like that, are they even doing it to pull men or just following what other women are doing?

Yeh its never about what you hear but what you DONT hear.
This is why i despise "popular" shit forced by big companies and millionaires.

Yes i do. Im a newfag and even i understand this.

does seasideMARK know about this place

нy чтo тaм кaк тaм дeлa кaк нacтpoeниe y вac тaм чтo нoвoгo y тeбя чтo?

Vikings nicked all our fit birds and took them back to Scandinavia. That's why they've got good looking people and we don't. Yes I'm bitter that my viking ancestors stayed here instead of going back. I'd be living in Denmark right now, literally the happiest country in the world.

doubt it

?????
Is it big gypo keeping down the man to prevent us from hearing one of their own kidnapped three horses and then tortured them?
Mental.

Wad'gwan mi rasterfareye?

Yes because they want you to be ENGAGED

They dont want you hearing about bad shit or shit that matters

It sounds like you can ear tonnes in the US but will have no life outside work.

You can't suffer in Denmark.

Modern-day Britons have approximately 10-20% of their DNA from Anatolian farmers. This estimate reflects the genetic contributions from the Early European Farmers (EEF) who migrated from the Middle East to Europe around 7,000-8,000 years ago, bringing with them agricultural practices

Utterly mental that we're about 1/6th Middle Eastern

gypsies probably are the ones who did that evil shit to those poor horses

White tits

I guess with you it's about 1/2

might treat myself to a bag and a prossie x

kingdom come deliverance is 90% off

get your fucking willy out for asuna

Diners from a wedding party watched in horror as lightning struck and killed a popular horse at the Island Riding Centre, just outside Newport, on Sunday.

The one-in-a-million strike killed GG, with riding centre owner, Louise Buckner, saying: “GG was a horse who had seven happy years with us.

“Diners from a wedding party were sitting outside under cover, watching the storm, when a bolt of lightning struck poor GG.

“One of the party was a fire-fighter, who went to check the horse, with staff, to see that GG had passed away. It was a one-in-a-million strike, and we have been overwhelmed with sympathy from everyone. GG will be terribly missed.”

You're a white tit, mate.

black. only.

Save the bag for after the prozzie or your penor might not work

get your fucking willy out for the ira

Nearly strangled my son when I found out he was into autoerotic asphyxiation

this artwork is absolute slop stop spamming it

While /brit/ is having civil conversations about poo, the outer Anon Babble is having melties about russians and indians.
I'm glad I chose civility,

my uncle is literally a tory councillor posting tonnes of full on chud shit on his personal facebook, told him to knock it off or he'll unironically be arrested but he wont listen

amazing produced art

nah its ai slop mate

alright time for bed bruce.

got kingdom come deliverance on thee steam sale, had a few dollars in my steam wallet so it was only 2 aud :)

Disgusting

holy shit shut the fuck up dumb whore

poo factory churning and gurgling

NOT a good afternoon to be my trousers

Why is he still in a party that despises him

he means slop as in generic and shit, because it's generic and shit

my uncle is a plumber and he told a black carer in my granddad's carehome to go back to the jungle

I've convinced two different women to have abortions that otherwise wouldn't have, because I'm pro death

soon xx

stuck in the office for two more hours

wish I were somewhere else

1 billion British men

stupefyingly asinine and bland post

why are you talking about yourself in third person

they didnt mean anything before either

dickhead

from bradford

probably a paki then

Your post was 100x worse

grim when no Anon Babble threads get you going

if trannies are real women why don't they have abortions??

nonce

10 more minutes

I've heard it's a brilliant game but unfortunately my toaster won't run it.

gif is the most evil place on Anon Babble

janny! come here at once!

I'd have thought so too, but I've seen his name and I can't remember it but it looked eastern European.

that lizard is australian. leave him the fuck alone you japanese harpies

post some ethiopian girls my friend?

I feel bad for Brits..

GTA 5 in rain is pure sex

Asian men can't stop winning.