Elvis Orb edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
first for cum con sex
not one step back
if you live near niggers, you become one
if you move, you're a soyboy
Burgers are retarded.
less minorities
FEWER minorities. At least learn to speak your own language you literal inbred retard.
I saw pewdiepie's new happy wheels video and his old shit was way funnier. It's probably the first time I laughed at his videos in years and it was because of the old shit.
So is the person who reported me for "doxing" gonna come foward
me b smarter then dis faggit
what happened I just got here
pokimane said in a podcast she was gonna start an onlyfans but didn't because she was afraid of the backlash. sad!!
she's ugly
anon wants to give $10/month to a mid halfnhalf
Grim.
got me to play happy wheels award
If you pay for any only fans you're scum with no self-respect
how long does it take to die from hanging? there's a fire station very close to where i live and if the 911 operator contacts them, i'm worried they might get to me before i'm dead. i do NOT want to spend the rest of my life in a psych ward.
I got reported by some faggot in /cum/ for doxxing for posting the name of a guy who namefags with his name on Anon Babble
FK has done it many many times and has even written up OF account reviews
millions of people goon to her
yeah i jerk off to not so great looking chicks sometimes too
i wouldnt pay to do it
The time it takes to die from hanging can vary depending on a range of factors, including the method of hanging, the individual's physical condition, and whether the airway is blocked or the blood flow to the brain is cut off.
In general:
1. **Loss of consciousness**: If the person is hanging by the neck, unconsciousness can occur quickly, within 15–30 seconds, due to a lack of blood flow or oxygen to the brain.
2. **Death from asphyxiation**: In cases where the airway is blocked, death from asphyxiation can take several minutes, typically between 3 to 10 minutes, depending on the severity of the airway obstruction and other factors.
3. **Death from neck injury**: If the cervical vertebrae are fractured or the carotid arteries are constricted, death can occur within a minute or two. However, this usually requires a very specific type of hang.
4. **Factors affecting survival time**: Age, weight, physical health, and whether there is any self-rescue or intervention can all influence the time it takes to die.
It's important to note that hanging is often a fatal and life-threatening situation. Immediate medical intervention can sometimes save a person, even if they've lost consciousness. If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or feelings, please seek help from a professional or a helpline immediately.
yeah we have some very annoying snitch bitches in here.
TOTAL
JANNY
DEATH
And? Having a simp army doesn't make them correct, it makes them all wrong.
any yankee anons wanna confirm for me that the reason i just cant get into hockey is beacuse its totally alien to me? like i feel like you gotta just grow up with it to get it
momberg said yes to me drinking wine
why would you tell the 911 operator?
Increase the post timer to 3 hours you tranny nigger mods
it means people find her attractive and your a minority
Red?
posting AI shit should be bannable
Are you a Florida nigga? You can get tickets for like $25. Just go watch a game and you'll love it.
incwease the post timew to 3 houws you twanny niggew mods >w<
yeah. rioja from spain
Based ban evader. FUCK THE JANNIES
louisiana
they literally dont even have a team anymore down here
No, she's a minority. Which is why she's mid. I'm most certainly in the majority of people who don't find her attractive.
You're attracted to makeup, because he face is busted.
about this much
I LIKE MY SOOT CASE
you will always be a virgin
Moderator
Eat my shit faggot
You will never have womb
I'm not a virgin now, simp.
ok so its been like 6 years or some shit do we still have to pretend he did anything wrong
you are from vancouver
Dallas, Nashville, or Tampa are your closest options. Road trip time.
watching roided nigger egg
best poster ITT
The stupidest thing about 4chuds countdown timers is that they don't start until you hit post a reply and then get captcha. So you can be browsing the site for hours and still have to wait 15 minutes to post if you haven't done this
i hvae still never once had to wait 15 minutes aside from when ban evading
in my normal daily use it is simply nonexistent
Also it times out after a while so you have to wait 15 minutes again lol
you're part of the botnet
you're a literal NPC
tells us that we have a problem
doesn't tell us the solution
Eat my shit nigger janny
Defending 15 minutes countdown timers is a very very janny thing to do
i love this creature
thoughts?
Holy shit, Jamaicanon is based.
enable do not track requests
request websites dont share you data
delete cookies when closing browser
clear history when browser closes
common sense shit
Him fucking around with cops and causing city chaos was worse, but I think the whole situation was just funny, and it detracts from more recent meiwaku vloggers (idk the name for it) so it's a winwin
maybe i missed it but i didnt see any posts ITT defending the timer as a good thing
Well it's time troll the Nordic generals
playing new pokemon games
It's a cool concept though. Pokemon from the past/future.
you spammers are worse than jannies
G'day Senors
*karate chops your bitch ass monfu to HELL"
feck off bruce
ni hao
nobody is worse than the jannies except maybe mousepedo
Sports are alien to anyone who's never played seriously. The only people who would think anything of it are boomers/normies and you don't have to interact with them if you don't do what they're doing
wait is this not just clefairy?
every single new thing I see out of pokemon is just fucking depressing and retarded just like that V-max shit
Back in my day pokemon were just pokemon AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY
groooooooooooovy mate!
Enjoy
got an amber alert
hate how every doujin nowadays is about blue archive i will never play that game
This. Fuck off, /cum/'s full. Mexicans and Europeans OUT.
I grew up playing Gen 1 but my favorite now is Gen 3.
wake up Jeff!
WAKE UP JEFF!
thanks
We are here to stay.
what do they expect us to do anyways, hope on the highways patrolling for Nissan Altimas with the reported license plate? Shit is all performative
yeah lemme get a triple fried horse butthole and turtle soup
I love talking to Nordic people online
And the second I mention grenades and police stations they start to yell nigger at me Hahahahaha
serebii.net
It's a Scream Tail. It's from a billion years before the pokemon games.
retard
jigglypuff but spooky [and cuter]
If you switch from wifi to your mobile ip you have to wait 15 minutes, if you clear your search history you have to wait 15 minutes, if your phone dies you have to wait 15 minutes.
muh ban evasion
Janny scum
Is FireRed considered GEN III or I? Been playing it on emulator (the other ones don't work properly)
It's a gen 3 remake of gen 1.
my phone buzzed, I'm helping!
redditard
Yeah, what a moron. It's Chevy impalas you patrol for.
cancer
If you switch from wifi to your mobile ip you have to wait 15 minutes,
this has unironically nevre happened to me, i phonepost in bed, on the road, at the gym from the same phone/browser session
if you clear your search history you have to wait 15 minutes,
i wouldnt know, i dont clear my history. yes i have like 8 years of browser history saved
if your phone dies you have to wait 15 minutes.
idk because i dont let my phone die but ive manually restarted it several times since the implementation and it hasnt happened to me once
Janny scum
what else would I call postinv in private tab when i'm banned for 3 days?
it's considered gen 3
t. currently going through the team rocket hideout on leaf green
who wants to co parent a final year model GTR with me
look how fucking sexy it is
Thoughts on drunk driving? Personally I am a strong believer in it
It's been pretty gud so far for me, just 'ate how japs lock up so much content behind irl events that happened in 2005...
I am a miserable failure of a human being and though I have no desire to die, I believe a strong case could be made that I should die. I’m not suicidal because I still desire a better life for myself and all the richness of experience that comes with that. But I have been depressed for so long that I can’t even remember a time when I wasn’t. I have accomplished nothing and my probability of achieving a fulfilling life fades away with the passing of every single retarded piece of shit day.
My cunt’s government has a duty to kill me and people like me. And every day they fail to do so, they have failed as a government. In a just world, I would pushed off a very tall building resulting in a gruesome instantaneous death. Ejuaculate on my corpse, bastards of government. Kill me and cum on me, you goddamn fuckers.
didnt read
Impressed the gf with it recently, so I am also a believer
damn chudleaf is going through it
'ate how japs lock up so much content behind irl events that happened in 2005...
What do you mean?
I hate how you have to catch like 50 mon to get the exp share and the casino grind for thunderbolt and ice beam were pretty annoying
I thin there is some country in Europe where people with major depression can get assistance with suicide.
i hope it's the end of you, and spon. and with a tree or telephone pole so you don't fuck up anyone else's life.
I thought it was chudleaf until the last 2 sentences. That is pure schizojeet
amber alert
Women LOVE drunk drivers
Once drove home absolutely shit faced. Drove perfectly despite having an ungodly amount of vodka and brandy
I'm just that good
Aren't you affraid of ending up on one of those police dashcam channels on YouTube?
Cope and seethe soberfag
Lugia, Ho oh and Deoxys are all in the game but unaccessible because you needed to go to an irl event in Japan 20 years ago to access it...
oh, cant you just use emulator cheats?
rip baby sneed
More like black alert.
Your loss buddy
Is chudleaf a regular? I have only posted in this general a few times ever. I just came here to vent like a retard.
I don’t want to die - I believe that I should die. It’s an important distinction. The faggots of government have a duty to kill me against my will. And then spray their goo on my remains.
yeah but I can't because my computer keep corrupting the ROMs when I fiddle with it. I'm using one of those bootleg chink consoles.
i am not chudleaf, redditleaf or schizojeet. i am my own leaf
In the future I guess they will stop including eye colour because western countries will be 99% brown eyes
Do you have any Canadian province for me who hates ice hockey, hates the NHL, hates the Staney Cup and wants a province that never gets a team in the damn NHL?
why do you keep asking this
don't reply to him
Guanacaste Province
There are a number of provinces that will never get an NHL team. The Maritime provinces and Saskatchewan, for example. But there are no provinces where hockey is altogether unpopular.
Who's in better shape rugby or na football players ?
whats your team or planned team
Even if you had a white only country, eventually the brown eyes would become the only colour. Brown eyes are the dominate gene, so eventually the blue/green eyes will stop being a thing.
He's been doing this for nearly 10 years
meeeeeeeeeeee
That's a nigger who asks that question over and over. Just ignore. I gave a very detailed answer once, and that nigger keeps asking anyways.
amber i hardly newer
What if I am you and you are me
That's not how it works at all... nigga failed his punnett squares!
Post body
And between the Maritime provinces and Saskatchewan,
which one is the least likely to have a team in that NHL mess?
here you go
I feel sorry for you.
But I'm only interested in the provinces that don't have a team in the NHL and where I will never have a team in that NHL garbage.
desuarchive.org
Mon 10 Oct 2016
This dumb botnigga has really been asking the same questions for almost a decade lol
I'm The Guy.
Oh ok thanks. What a retard.
I already said it
I'm only interested in the Canadian provinces that don't have a team in the shitty NHL and I'll never get to have a team in that garbage NHL either
He does this on Anon Babble too.
Canada has to stop the illegal immigration of Indians to the States so Trump won't impose the tariffs.
holy fuck, anxiety is flaring up
What’s his endgame
Is he just retarded
Attention whore.
I can watch NHL until the New Jersey Devils and Chicago Blackhawks change their logos and nicknames or disappear
I'm not racist and I hate stupid Satanism
Take a zyn
Calm down and take a Valium pill, babe!
I actually kinda feel bad now. I don’t want to belittle a person who is actually mentally challenged or severely mentally ill. It could be some OCD case with ritualistic repetitive behaviour.
mmm yumny
I can’t understand it. I know the answer is “mental illness” but still
i wish i could find the first post i made on Anon Babble i remember being scared of people finding out that im new because i thought they would hack me
You might be right, but he’s still a dumbass in that scenario because this isn’t really a very effective means of getting attention. A few (you)s here and there aren’t really worth anything. There are very many attention whores on twitter with thousands and thousands of followers.
It's not even mental illness, it's him being an attention whore. Best just ignore him.
Watching comfy bbc specials in bed but I sure i wishbibhad a cute gal to do it with..
I remember browsing Anon Babble back in 2009 and having to google what things like 'mfw' and 'check my dubbs' meant. I don't think I made my first post until late 2010
Lmao same
I can’t believe I thought the losers here were cool and mysterious at one point
Trump should abolish Black Friday, on Thanksgiving and the day after it should be illegal to open all nonessential businesses.
Yeah that's right Canucks. Even just the mere threat of tariffs makes you fall to your knees
Lickitung! Use SHLURP!
what will saars do now?
He never would have done the tariff, his popularity would have tanked. You'd have entire sectors shutting down, and less food in your stores.
If anything, you should be securing your side of the border, because your guns keep ending up in our country, and in 2 months a bunch of your illegals are going to try border hopping into Canada.
I remember looking up what OP meant
do you think we still have the cool and mysterious image with normies?
do you think we still have the cool and mysterious image with normies?
nope
Trump really knows how to get good deals for your country.
Chinese woman love
cringe
love what?
The art of the deal.
I have read this book while getting my degree at the Trump university.
Imagine your entire city gets destroyed by, of all things, slow moving molasses
Boston is not a serious place.
Buy bottle of wine usually get
Smells foul tastes funky
What a waste of $11
Canada needs a DOGE department too.
nobody treats me right
Happens. More so with some winemakers than with others, though even with the worst offenders normally you have to be unlucky to get a corked bottle.
Of course, it might also be the shopkeeper's fault, or the importer's fault.
I think of this news story at least once a week
youtube.com
The CPC have been saying that they're going to do what DOGE is going to do, for well over a year now.
Just took this picture
Poor "people" are so disgusting it's unreal
gross
Cute doggy
i wish no one would come over for dinner tomorrow
My hairstyle looks similar to that of the person in the thumbnail. Should I get a haircut?
yeah
kosher dill holes
My porn addiction
What will your mom cook for dinner?
my sex junk is so oh oh oh
you just KNOW
turkey pizza and hot dogs
Sounds yummy. But I also hate it when my mom invites people for dinner.
Do nits
Happy Thanksgiving
It's 9 pm
Yeah for Faggots!
Wanna play skribbl?
gay time zone
Im having to chainsmoke to prevent myself from beating the shit out of my brothers and going to jail
after i brush my teeth gimme a sec
would
make sure you do more than 3 word options
Is it weird that I really, really want the elvis bowling ball?
Here's the link. We'll start it in a few minutes.
skribbl.io
drinking milk
rov u rong time
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
youtu.be
thread theme
Think I'm falling for a stripper
Damn, this reminds of that time I caught a pokemon with no name and killed me and my family
your mom? grim.
chocy milk: drank
raspberry cream pretzels: acquired
pajams: wearing
Sometimes, i think about women, a particular woman even, and i get very angry
Raspberry cream pretzels sound tasty
Enjoy the comfiness anon
fatherberg once again gave his gf speech
He just wants you to stop being such a loser
Heed his words
but im already a loser.
Another good nights sleep ruined by a nightmare award
youtu.be
Thats a throwback to when i was a frickin kid man
A little bit drunk is ok if you take it easy
did that really happen
Trying to draw with my thumb on my phone screen is very frustrating
I've never drove wasted, but I've done it with a buzz a few times
wubwub?
What made you realize you wanted to fuck a furry?
furry girls are cute, quirky, and creative
My job is to document paranormal activity
BOO!
Sounds like a sweet gig
the raspberry cream pretzels are not very good
my night is ruined
Fuck people who don't like turkey. If you think turkey is dry and bland yo mama sucks at cooking
If I was black...
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
I have never been to turkey, who am I to judge another man's nation to which I have not been...
I think you mean Türkiye, chud
Turkey is good, I usually take the drumstick and thigh
just beejay yourself
How can you judge a man you have never met, chad....chad you may call me.....
24 degrees outside.
65 degrees outside
Chad, I'm not a fan of you. I don't like you. I have it on good authority no one does. Not your dad or mom, not your siblings, not your co-workers. Hell, your cat hates your guts.
-21C outside
one million degrees in hell which is where i am
-13C outside
merry thanksgivingmas!
How are Americans still having meltdowns over that thing that happened almost a month ago?
oops i didnt it again
A sort of friend just posted that their grandpa passed away
I'd like to say something but I'm not sure what would be appropriate
Something like "I'm so sorry ____ that's really tough. I hope you're holding up"?
Or should I say nothing
tell him you know for a fact his grandpa is in heaven
19 people
4 children
only good football isn't til 8:20
Tomorrow is going to suck
thank you to all the cats that made this thanksgiving possible
My Thanksgiving will only have 5 people
Who are you rooting for tomorrow night?
Only one right answer
God saw that Adam was lonely so he made Eve to be his partner, why don't you get a partner that's why God made women so you won't be lonely.
The team with the most white people on it.
Go pack go!
say ripbozo
Well, it's either God Jobing the fuck out of my life, or evolution dealing me a shit hand. Being as smart as I possibly can, getting hobbies, and investing time into being funny isn't enough to overcome ugly.
I'd rather have 5 people I like than a bunch of people I only see once a year
It would be good if the Packers beat the Dolphins just in case they try to steal a playoff spot from my Ravens
Just post this: youtube.com
ماذا عن أسمائنا القذرة كالوثنيين الآثمين الذين قد يمنحهم الله الجنة الأبدية؟ إن ألم أخطائنا لا يغسله الزمن بل المغفرة. الله يغفر للجميع.
Tell them it's hot as hell down there
good answer
squish the fish
I love love
American sports are just a modern minstrel show
I am going to eat no less than 7 deviled eggs tomorrow
good evening cummers
work tomorrow am i right
We're doing a long weekend so I don't have to go back until Monday.
I have a 4 day weekend. I'm technically on call on Saturday but I'm going to not answer the phone if they call.
super shleepy
Niggas so scared he's submitting an fbi tip lol
I like how the ads on most board I go on its porn, but on Anon Babble its seasoning
Most attractive actresses named Glen(n)(e)
1. Glenne Headly
2. Glenn Close
Glenn Beck
penis
Why do people kill themselves even when they have tons of friends, sex, a loving family, a good career, etc?
anyone here had a close friend ghost you?
I miss him so much
I have no one to drink and reminisce about my stupid high school years with right now
Mental illnesses and the demons in their heads are stronger than their evolutionary drive to stay alive.
yeah. i met him in kindergarten. but we grew apart when he changed schools
because they get all that and are still unhappy
if youre unhappy but unsuccessful in life it sucks, but you at least can believe in the idea that if you could just get those certain things you'd find happiness
if you have everything and still want to die then what's left to try?
what grade was it?
did you think you were close when he left?
7th. we were best friends.
anyone here had a close friend ghost you?
I ghosted all my irl friends, when they chose the girl over me, and I don't mean only had the time to occasionally hang. I mean, start the excuses "she already made plans" type excuses.
I then knew I was only in the friend group, because I had my own car, and would drive places. Once they didn't need me for that, the excuses didn't stop. So I ghosted them all.
I've got off for Thanksgiving bud
That's not really ghosting. That's just the natural drifting due to distance.
I did 20 years
not really. he doesn't keep in touch either.
real thanks were already given
Some people just get bored with life
Did he just stop talking to you? or was it a drift apart
I'm still trying to figure out what happened with me and my friend. I thought we were best friends and even when he stopped responding I figured he'd be back cause he's done that before. But it's been over 2 years. I'm having to reevaluate our relationship and realize we probably weren't as close as I thought. We were really just friends out of loneliness and circumstance. I think he was just the first to find better people and left me behind
have considered that some people truly have nothing much left in life?