yellow shoes
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Time to Get Britain Working
Neeties, look upon thy fate
so spaedo wants teenagers to talk to him in lunch breakout rooms
(8) fall in love again and again (8)
A 21 year old might as well be a teenager at this point.
not to me I'm still shagging em
might nip to cambridge
unfathomably peng
rube goldberg wanking machines
i'm like a pooo
i'll only flush away
i dunno where my bum is
i dunno where my bog is
no
ctrl+f "(You)" at the end of a thread
computer explodes
there are probably people born in the 2010s posting on Anon Babble right now
Funny thing is he doesn't even have an in-person job, he's just baiting you
How is it wanting attention if someone at work talks to you? Are you the one calling this generation mentally stunted? and yeah I've fucked 21 year olds on nights out, I'm fucking your girls while you cry about how your generation is fucked and underdeveloped. What are you gonna do about it? Call me a nonce lmao
in this thread we say Heath Robinson
Time to get back to work NEETS starmer is coming for those bennies, job centre toil about to get real rough
so today i went into anaphylactic shock and almost died, can't wait to tell the proto-gf about this and bag some sympathy points, puts me one step closer to achieving access to her private parts
I never experienced teen love
I never had some summer love story which I will look back on for the rest of my life
very good post
you ever been to his museum in pinnar not bad if you're up that way
A 21 year old might as well be a teenager at this point.
I don't think any part of this post is true considering you're a 30 year old man on Anon Babble on Thursday morning arguing about teenagers.
yeah nothing turns a woman on than a man almost dying cos he snifed a walnut
Why does her tattoo say poos?
25th
ayo any 2000 old men ova here
A 30 year old man begs for the attention of zoomers in lunch break out rooms.
grim
please don't bring over arguments from the old thread, just bad /brit/tiquette
I have not lad, never really had a reason to go that region
Teen love doesn't exist
summer love stories don't exist outside of American TV slop
It's been a couple of years since I last had a job but it wasn't just zoomers glued to their phone it was everyone
that was night shifts though, the only people who showed any kind of personality were the ones who smoked meth
that's to tell the Dubai sheiks where to do it
it's all part of a grander scheme lad, you're obviously not much of a big picture thinker, that's ok the world needs NPCs too
also, it wasn't allergy-related
I love how you're throwing all the shite out now to see what sticks, I'm not a under developed zoomer you claim to be so I'm enjoying my time here mate. I have friends in their 20s, I have friends in their 30s and friends in their 40s.
This is called being being normal, dont believe me because I dont really care, I just think its absolutely mental you think your generation is mentally and emotionally stunted because nobody talks to you on your lunch break lmao
I'm 34 surely I'm the oldest poster here
summer loving, had me a blast
project on
spaino is always on some weird shit man someone needs to kill this nigga
HEY LUKEN IS THAT LIKE 9GAG MEMES OR SOMETHING
mental that starmer is going to drag incels literally kicking and screaming into toil
I mentioned to my uncle that I was bulking and he asked me what type of food is good for that and I went with "peanut butter" for some reason so he went out and bought me about $100 of peanut butter
so now I just have several KG of peanut butter sitting in my cupboard
Zoomers cant handle that they fail so badly at pulling birds they'd rather talk to men older than them.
You are melting down lmfao. You've just outed yourself as a predator. You're a 30 year old man preying on 20 year old zoomers at lunchtime at work and now you're trying desperately to row this back
that was very nice of him
with your brains and my brawn, we'll make an excellent team
lmao
why go through all the effort of constant avatar use and off-topic posting just to get banned when there's an X to close the window right there
is it the good goyslop peanut butter or that shit organic stuff that's just mashed up nuts
ah the mega ladies' man diego himself has come to give me advice about what women like, sorry i didn't realise it was you mate i'll kowtow to your superior wisdom.... NOT
voluntarily speaking to foids
Grim
You've just outed yourself as a predator.
You're a 30 year old man preying on 20 year old zoomers
Y-You're posting here on a Thursday morning.... that means you're lying!!!
you are severely mentally ill
AFK pickpocketing guards in Varrock. Making hundreds of thousands and hour.
No mate, its not normal for a 30 year old man at work to be preying on 20 year old zoomers fresh out of sixth form
blasted that gimp into the sun
reckon when i reach 32 or so it would Be a good time to come out of my shell and try to find one of those women who has finished shagging about and wants a family. Refuse to believe im going to end up like diego at 45 still posting here all day.
When I worked at the Warehouse on nightshift circa 2018 everyone was on there phones, and 1 guy would just loudly listen to the Joe Rogan podcast on max volume with no deaphones
Working at PakNSave a few years back and the Fillipinos were always talking to each other/me, but everyone else was phones
Shame mate, call the police.
sent that midget flying
This doesn't even make any sense, are you ok? Who says who is lying? This post just screams panic
business idea: start referring to diego as jago
one less letter will save you minutes of your life
20 year olds are peng why is it only ok for celebrities and rich men to shag them
2016mong and spaintwat locked in mortal combat right here in this thread
disemboweled that nonce
what you’ll actually find is you’re -10 years in emotional development and relationship building skills behind women your own age, you’ll end up with a desperate single mother at best
raped that cunt up the arse
girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh
Mental how telling zoomers that your generation isn't that bad sent all the freaks into a frenzy. Might change my mind now, maybe you guys are fucked in the head lmao
fat fuck catberg snoring like a chainsaw
If you start uni at 23 is that weird, do people look at you as old?
hehehe yeah hehe
business idea: use a metal detector to find old coins and sell them for profit
Yeah
It's organic stuff that's just mashed up nuts
I'm 99% certain he chose the most expensive, highest quality brand
lovely
lil zoomerbro luken bailey-smith reporting spaedo to HR
yes lmao remember being 18 and how old 21 was
having said that who gives a shit just go for it
probably dont want to go in undergrad halls tho unless there's one for mature students
go in "masters" halls
depends
Net migration 728,000
this is quite literally me
what horrible turn of events has happened throughout your life to make you like this?
you should wait until you're at least 28, then you'll be rid of these kinds of retarded insecurities
business idea: shut the fuck up you boring cunt
Oh. Forget it then
went to uni at 22, apparently im considered a mature age student, had to go to all these seminars and i basically looked like a runt amongst all these old people
don't like this recent trend of extreme closeups of gato faces
There were people in my class who were 30 and no one cared
I started at 20 and the only person who ever knew was the bird I met who I made my gf while I was there. It literally never comes up unless you're visibly like 45. There was definitely at least 2-3 lads older than me in the class too, but like still in their 20s, and again nobody ever even asked their age or anything. They were treated the same as everyone else.
absolutely hysterical how they just will NOT take their foot off the gas pedal with it
use "net migration" as the figure because you have to subtract it by the people who leave!!
Why? No I don't? I'm concerned about the people coming in, and the gross total is over 1 million a year. Why would I negate this my including the mathematicians and engineers who left for Australia? 1 million indians still came in?
Walking around with a metal detector makes you look like a pedo in this country
Love Beavis and Butthead
youtube.com
alakaZAM alakaZOO, your penis is now a POO
Nowt much mate just standard shit really. Still laughing pretty hard at how they tried to spin it around claiming i'm a nonce for fucking adult women.
Just proves my point that these freaks have never experienced any life and that sort of makes me feel a little bit bad for em now.
Fucking hell lad I just embarrassed myself bad
Only went and clicked next thread, scrolled down and posted a reply to an Aussie lad
AND YOU'D ALREADY GIVE INTO A NEW THREAD
I was reply 313 of the last thread and this one anyway has 81 replied
What am I like?
I dont find it very funny.
pedo
FOY
business idea: vanquishing thy enemies
getting fat because my hernia makes walking unpleasent so im inactive
It's not hysterical it's fucking sad, this country has gone to shit and it's mostly because of immigration.
Should I not get further education because people around me will look younger.
Christ on a fucking bike.
Mate you literally thought you were the rizzler chatting up 20 year old zoomergirls in the lunch breakout room when you're 30 years old. Its not on
it's called avatar and signature use and should be treated as such
off to red rooter, anyone want aught?
screaming
ponguon
If you try to hangout with the 19 year olds and go to their parties then yeah that's weird
but if you're just in class studying and occasionally making small talk to them when required then why would anyone care?
If you’re comfortable being a neet then most likely you don’t suffer from the hedonic treadmill and eventual lifestyle creep of normies
That image reads more like a man who lived beyond his means in his youth, hence ”how many wrong turns in took to get here”
Most neets are comfy cruising on benefits playing vidya forever, since they never expect more
spaedo went in for the finisher but schizo did a last minute reversal
This is who will rule Britain after Starmer gets assassinated and the Labour loses elections
Don’t worry I’m not going to do it anymore
lemon and lime bitters ta muck
FOY
O
Y
rooster roll and a large chips
I haven't got much game mate but I'm like a normal guy so I guess that's why women like me and they dont like you. By the way, in real life age gaps like that happen all the time so I mean you're just proving my point that you're not normal, if you had friends you'd know this (Friends who actually do things and not play D&D or whatever the fuck you do)
no way you call it the 'petrol pedal'
Starmer wants YOU to find a job and he will make sure it happens
luv fat arse
simple as
IT'S AN OMEN
cornetto
trying way too hard
it's 2024 mate, you're allowed to like D&D
you don't have to project your insecurity about it onto imaginary opponents
thanks for your insight Chad Thundercock
never made a proper friend in uni, i was only there once or twice a week and cba joining clubs
you'd prefer the petrol pedal?
Winklewagen is kapot
FOY
She's unironically a chudette
um it's called the accelerator pedal actually
Made a post on my phone while I wait for the PC countdown and it's not appearing on my PC. Somehow filtered my own post fs. No idea what's even tripping the filter
This is just embarrassing now. You said you were 30 years old, at least have the decency to know when to stop digging yourself a deeper hole. That demonstrates your lack of maturity, imagine going in to this weird meltdown instead of just going outside and coming back another time.
Have a gimmick at work where whenever a popular song is playing on the radio that everyone knows who sang it I loudly exclaim "I love Coldplay" and today this guy I work with sternly said it's not Coldplay and nobody laughed or even seemed to acknowledge it was a joke they probably think I'm retarded
Weird take
No it doesn't
*detects a little bitch*
omen
oh, men
battyboi
ooh clubs
fuck off spainnonce for fucks sake
thats after the shower
*shambles into the room*
out thshops who wunsowt?
Don't real feel embarrassed me mate, if anything I feel sorry for you.
If you don't join clubs you'll have a miserable time at uni, the amount of people who say 'Uni was shit I didn't make any friends' and then it turns out they just sat in their room for 3 years is mental.
i know every person in the world is demonstrably unique, but i am so ridiculously different i might as well be a sea sponge, even chris chan is more human than me
shut up you fucking freak piss off
It does thoooooo
Cornetto
ooh can i please join your club
Coffee crisp
a girlfriend for me to root
I've got multiple gfs from playing DnD
My favourite dinosaur is Ankylosaurus
Ever since I saw them on Walking with Dinosaurs as a kid I thought they were really cool
jeezy own half of atlanta
Your next job centre appointment they tell you you’ll be meeting with a new work coach today, you walk in, it’s STARMER. “You’re going back to work anon, the free ride is over”
sorry we're full
ye lol, had a pretty bad social phobia back then so could never take the first step
starmer wants ME to work?... alright... i'll toil for YOU, starmer
Absolutely fucking based Ankylochad
Keep pushing
roll for initiative
just found out, according to the internets, "cronem" is actually a canadian term not british, and so the spammer has committed a crime even worse than obsessing and blatantly advertising, this blackguard has undermined the very foundation of this general by making posts that don't have anything to do with british culture
Couldn't make the first step
Same. Luckily a pretty girl took me under her wing unprompted. She was one of the greats.
Got autism spectrum disorder, sorry not sorry, give me the bennies, doctors orders
Sir Whip Cracker
Sir blunt smoker
Having sex with girls in their early 20s is nonce behavior
Still having a giggle over this one hahaah.
ooh please join my club
unis are overgrown creches for short-sighted workshy layabouts
litearlly my favourite as well
mental how they’re going to force 2 millions neets kicking and screaming into the work place, should be a sight to behold
Just taken the kinda poo that was so foul, so smelly but most importantly so LARGE that I half wanted to leave it in the bowl for my flatmates to discover
I ran the walking society and we had very shy people that would turn up and walk on their own not talking to anyone, eventually they'd start chatting and become more confident.
Thanks to the lad who posted the Angela White JAV videos, if you have any more please post them for my collection.
i hope these invountary spasms i've been having all day are permanent so i could neet it up with a perfectly valid excuse so i don't have to feel guity about it in the slightest
these literally not a single job i could do in this condition, manual labour is out of the question, even as an office toildrone i'd be more unproductive than productive
it's over for me (and that's a good thing)
s sl lla bean aaang ulkt dms iy o
might go talk with mannequins like will smith in i am legend
I ran the wanking society and we had very shy people that would turn up and wank on their own not talking to anyone, eventually they'd start chatting and become more confident.
short-sighted workshy layabouts
ktim on all counts
business idea: entirely NEET-run pub, call it The Industrious Scrounger
*joins*
mental how the english voted in the parties and leaders that ruined their country and then act like some invisible man did it for you
lol acting like you lot didnt keep the tories in power for almost two decades while they endlessly ruined everything
you're pleased that you've just made yourself a seizing spastic for life from a drug overdose?
the atlantic ocean is so grim compared to the pacific, looks cold opaque whereas the pacific looks warm and inviting and the water is clearer and has a greenish tint to it, lovely.
Sir Piss Taker
what about the indian ocean
any western australians want to weigh in?
turning beet red after remembering what i said during wank 'ooh baby give me that pussey'
wtf dude shut the fuck up
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
aye
and technically i can temporarily stop the spasms for maybe an hour or two with benzos, but that might do more harm than good
Honestly my biggest regret is not joining clubs at uni
3 years with more free time than I'll ever have again, with an almost inexaustive list of sport, hobby and interest groups all beginner friendly
And I spent the majority of that time getting pissed with the people from my flat
What a bloody waste
just go to javlibrary and browse the "White Actress" genre
world's biggest toilet for obvious reasons
western australians
no such thing
they won't like me saying this but we have to pretend that side of the country is populated so the chinese dont nick it off us
Do they like to cast thick girls like her though?
things move fast here son. in /brit/ we're all about the fast-paced, frenetic, blink-and-you'll-miss-it posting lifestyle. the hustle, the mindset, the dizzying pace, it's too much for a lot of people. but if you stick with it, you might, you just might find that you've got what it takes to make it in this town
did any dutch people settle there or did they just discover it, name everything and fuck off
im just a horrible little fucking incel that deserves to be killed violently
mad how jk rowling basically nicked all her ideas off the worst witch series, they even had a female equivalent to snape, a black-haired cunty potions teacher
dotn know
ah, well, food for thought, yeah?
You Are Now in The Queue
12441
People Ahead of you
FUCK GUYS THE LANA DREAM IS OVER
black-haired cunt
phwor
the first step is admitting
hello moto
something tells me this falls apart under the slightest scrutiny
any western australians want to weigh in?
not sure any australian would be heavy enough to even activate a yank scale
niggardly sniggering
I briefly joined a "gaming club" and it was one of the most cringe experiences of my life
gentlemen... this is... democracy, manifest!
something tells me you're a faggot
its not its true she stole it all
faggot
FOY
woah you mean to tell me there are other works of literature that have stern angry characters in them
They should do it on one day
New Zealand used to be an important hub for whalers and sealers
We used to get a lot of Americans and Russians in particular but we have no American or Russian diaspora, so I guess none of them wanted to settle here
all cultures like thicc girls mate, it's not an exclusively western phenomenon
The two New Zealanders have been conversing
I'm looking through now and it's all skinny girls. Japanese hate thick women they make them lose the weight.
Mad how much of a nonce I feel when I look back at how much of a crush I had on, I wanna say, Millie (the main character)
Often wanked to the thought of the main witch and the bully witch fucking
Like I said, mad how much of a nonce it makes me feel as an adult
Yeah to be fair that does sound really gay but I meant real clubs you know
accidentally bricked my gaming PC so i'm going to have to strip it for parts and reinstall my 4080 into my gay porn PC
simply untrue
where’s old zealand again I keep forgetting
whalers aren't the type to settle
it was kind of their thing to travel the ocean blue
An angry black haired potions teacher who is head of the opposite house, hates the main character and was in love with the the main characters parents?
Cope.
when a zesty whiteboy from the south island speaks, sit down and listen
East Asians don't
Only in their anime characters, not in real life
i havent got a clue
skinny Thomas being sent to warehouse work by the job centre under starmers orders, all the older geezers working there are laughing at him because he’s an incel
Netherlands
one more opioid before bed then i'll wait until at least noon tomorrow, unless i wake up in a bad mood, then i'll have to get started right away, but in that scnenario i can't have another until 3pm
deal? deal
dangling me tender plums and sausage into the snapping turtle enclosure at the zoo
saw neighbours across the street (uni student) gtting changed after a shower this morning and i've had a boner for the last 2 hours
could have spent the time on /brit/ so silver linings
how can you afford this on neetbux
do you know his name?
any beyond the ice wall man in
What's going on in Syria? I thought Are Bashar won 5 years ago.
ah yes that’s right
don’t recall why they named new zealand after it though
was it a “new holland”-esque scenario
enjoy your last you from me as i put you in the filter
This is literally the most hurtful comment I've ever seen on Anon Babble
You can call someone a retard, faggot etc but withholding (You)'s Christ
i'm a hard worker
behold, Australia
imagine if the Dutch had actually held onto australia and we got called new holland
shivering at the thought
this is why i filter all americans and tripmongs. makes them rage because they can't do a single fucking thing about it lol
ah yes, fuck the dutch, we need more indians and chinese
fucking nigger
nigga just had a seizure and immediatly comes home to do more opioids
you are literally going to die
You Are Now in The Queue
3441
People Ahead of you
Looooool
Hardest place to get a fucking pint as you try to make eye contact with the 20 yr old bar bitch on her phone while her 30 yr old manager is too busy staring at her arse instead of telling her to serve you
spamming/flooding if he keeps that up
got the heebie jeebies
I think it was yeah, Dutch got there first but got bullied out of the country early on
If we were Dutch colonies we would probably be a few inches taller right now
got every troublesome flag filtered and got my eye on brazil in case he starts acting a fool
lana del GATO
happened in one of my eu4 games
L:OL deeg on the ropes
Sad to say I was also posting here at that time
been reading a fair bit of encyclopedia dramatica lately, whole place seems like a time capsule of 2008 even though a lot of the articles there are about things that didn't even exist 5 years ago (At least 100) someone (You) really needs to go in there and contemporiiiiiise man!
Which ones?
I just have Belgium and Netherlands
Peng gfs for incels
we should bring back the willyposting gimmick where we all sent pics of our stiff cocks lol
why bother when wiki.soyjak.st
nose has just started to not be a drippy snotty mess after my month on ket and i remember i have about 2g of s isomer left in my dressing gown pocket
not sure if i should do it. but knowing me i will before lunchtime
it may as well be the law that if there is ket about i must do it cos that's how it always goes
haha could you imagine would be jokes lol
Just remember there's two of us
mine.
balsa shell plaza inn oyster
a bunch laid solid slate lake and not gone
so sleep flat began slang cult demos by roy
work manual labour and you're physically enslaved but mentally free
be an office drone and you're mentally enslaved but physically free
grim what does it even make you feel like
k holing looks sog rim
spain ireland belgium netherlands
doggos can't wait to tuck in to that snack
absolutely fucking not, i'm not going anywhere near a meme that has been infected by normie hands
cronem are having breakfast x
Syria is a complete mess, the "alliances" that Assad made in the south are about as strong as wet tissue paper and whenever something goes wrong there's violent flare ups
english.enabbaladi.net
This is a pretty good website for getting an insight to the day to day though it does have an opposition bias
K is fucking horrible. no idea why people do it. just completely mongs you out. you dont even feel anything.
just stick to stims, booze, and weed. they're classics for a reason
what does this have to do with british cultre? get filtered you gay virgin
i love the banners on that site
that website is what got me to go on Anon Babble in 2012
was on the bodybuilding misc forum before that and must have got linked to it on there or googled some meme thing and found it
was confusing to read with no understanding but also found it hilarious
that post has plenty to do with british culture hun x
pitbulls aren't even nice dogs i swear it's just a status symbol
this is how i feel
honestly booze alone is enough lol
tried the others but nothing is as time tested as booze
I don't need no speed (no)
I don't need no heroin (no thanks)
I don't want no coke (not today)
You can keep your ketamine
I'm a bassline junkie (what?)
I'm a bassline junkie (tell 'em again)
I'm a bassline junkie (tell 'em again)
And I like it funky (yeah)
the word "cronem" is from canada
got my HOODRICH track suit on
nowt wrong with the occasional mongout
bodybuilding misc forum
rip
*opens the /brit/hatch and just starts pissing into the thread*
deegs you're such a square
aye it was hilarious when i was an edgy teenager but now i go back and it just seems needlessly mean-spirited, although there are some people who definitely deserve to have articles on there
hs?
don't give the pedo any attention.
he genuinely thinks he's 'brainwashing' /brit/ every time he posts shit like that and it's all part of his fetish.
ok? The new generation of British people are from Nigeria, Pakistan, Jamaica and India.
k holes are great but hard to explain, sort of like a mental crazy more real dream
just banging ket but not holing makes everything feel nostalgic in real time and you think in a very different way and also struggle to move properly
also makes you paranoid and schizo if you do it for ages like me. but that stops as soon as you have a day off
ketamine causes brain damage
so?
damn i didn't know it died 2 months ago
fuark
does that mean my old posts are all gone forever?