magic beans
/brit/
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
poo lmao
just screamed so loud all the windows in my house blew out
jack jumping for joy at this edition
Alri lads
A NORMAL DAY IN BRITAIN
yanks having cups of microwaved tea then getting into bed with their jeans and shoes on before their paper mache houses get destroyed again by the nightly neighbourhood tornado
That's clearly a place in America lad.
spainnonce melty still in progress
this has never occurred
getting into bed with their jeans
Done this once when I was holiday with the boys. My flaccid nob is over 6 inches and if I'm walking around in boxers it feels inherently sezual, which makes it feel inherently gay to be in my boxers around men
is breathing in your own farts while asleep dangerous? theyve caused a lot of condensation on my window.
Still seething are you
bulge pics? x
waddling my fat mutt ass around
it's a kind of sleep apnea if you fart enough as the pooey smelling methane starves your brain of oxygen
Fucking sick of Amazon to be honest lads
Always delivering my cunting parcels at like 8pm, used to be before lunch time.
Deprived yourself of a nice gay blowbang
this has never occurred
Don't be gay lads
if a double decker bus crashes into us
Erm you're the one with the lovely big gay knob
Nothing wrong with huffing farts
oh, be nice
Watching the bin men empty the bins in freezing weather while I'm womfy drinking a hotty chockie and have the heating on full blast
the cronem are having a long steamy shower
wh-what do you mean "why do I still have my jeans on"
nah nah nah lads it's normal I swear know so many people that do up north
*gets sack tapped* AAAAAAAAAhhahha... ha... nice one Smithster
it's just my cock is too big yeah wouldn't wanna show you lads up oioi haha
oh yeah you lads are going out? can I co- oh you already bought tickets... nah don't worry about it... think I'm knackered anyway...
*closes the door while the rest of the lads head off to the club*
are they farting in there? LOL
loathsome wretch of a man
What is going to be the next big aussie export?
the "well... you know..." gimmick (of mine own creation)
haha classic smithster
hehehe
interesting, how does it work?
Pre-order tickets to a club
????
listening to eninem
oh my days you utter virge
is desuarchive.org
the cronem are generously lathering themselves with showergel
Have a stack of all the laptops I've ever owned just sitting in my room
Want to just bloody throw them out but I've seen stories about people recovering passwords and bank details off of old computers
That was your cue to say "well... you know..." you failed mate.
A bald 32 year old man farting under the covers in his smelly childhood bedroom
would’ve been funnier if you said cocoa butter
I just go pub and then onto a club later. I can't even imagine pre-ordering tickets to a club. It just sounds so inherently pathetic.
ablss uaell dlaaa imknn oystg
Turn them into ultra secure deadman's switch devices
not your personal jester to prod and torment am I
190 doesn't actually know anything about the blacks. He doesn't know the cocoa butter thing.
you got cameras in my house or something wtf
I eat in restaurants but I can't even imaging pre-booking to a restaurants. It just sounds so inherently pathetic.
okay mate tell that to smithster lmao
Regardless of the sneed oil health shit, why the fuck would you fry an egg in anything other than butter or dripping
They tastemog any oil into oblivion
not a fan of yanks at all but i wish we got to have today and tomorrow off just to eat what is basically christmas dinner and sit around in jumpers drinking bevs like they do.
Aren't you in IT? Your entire job is securely transferring data, isn't it? Surely you can work out how to do it
olive oil's good
felt cute in this pic might delete later idk
I like my eggs crispy and I've found olive oil works best
just remembered my neglected neopets who probably haven't been fed for 15 odd years
lads it's charli tonight so i know big D will be on the dl
why would you fry an egg when you could whisk it and turn it into an omelette which you will enjoy much more
Yeah mate I just turn up to the club when Nina Kraviz is on, give the bouncer a nod and he just lets me straight through. Lmaoing at all the mongs buying tickets
Yeah I know how to wipe them
But I don't have the chargers for any of them, except my current one
So I'd have to buy a dozen different chargers, which would probably cost a couple hundred, to get them to boot up so I can wipe them
*walks*
Don't really consider this the same. Going out for dinner is a whole thing. Going out to the club never has been. At least for me and mine. It was always just an extension of a night out if we were having an especially good night or someone was looking to pull and hadn't already succeeded at the pub
Suppose that's what colours my view of it being pathetic to pre-book a club. I associate it with failing to pull.
silly bugger
an omelette with a single egg is miniscule
*reaches through your computer screen and slaps you across the face*
Watching a YT video rn
Any one else ever do this?
Yeah mate too much words there to justify your retarded take. People who like going out like to go out to places that offer exclusive access.
mental that
Nina Kraviz
Is this name meant to mean anything?
Don't really consider this the same. Going out for dinner is a whole thing. Going out to the club never has been. At least for me and mine. It was always just an extension of a night out if we were having an especially good night or someone was looking to pull and hadn't already succeeded at the pub
Suppose that's what colours my view of it being pathetic to pre-book a club. I associate it with failing to pull.
Fascinating
I've absolutely arsed it up
yeah remember watching mrchicity3 in 2007
People who like going out like to go out to places that offer exclusive access.
That does make it sound more cringey tbf. You out for the dancing or the birds mate? Me? Oh I'm out for the exclusive access.
use secure wiping services that remove the operating systems as well
then take out the ssds and ram and smash them
at the point you should be in the clear
to the tune of relax, take it easy by mika
*gay falsetto voice*
relax
take it eeeeeeeeeasssssyyyyyyyy
Apparently it's some Russian DJ girl who was born when the soviet union was a thing.
Imagining a balding 40 year old man walking to a club giving the bouncer a nod thinking he's a lad and then getting pulled back while they search him in reality lmao
How is it any less cringe than going out and trying to pull a bird mate? You can do that for cheaper and you wont feel like shit after.
when you wanna CUMMM
trying a bit too hard here
The technical detail of pre-booking for a club is irrelevant to the story anyway
The mong who got hung up on that has only exposed himself as a mega-autist because the reason Smithster said that they'd pre-booked was to make fun of our protagonist and exclude him from the group
off to the toil mines we go
Is 27 chin ups good?
lol classic smithster
Not even that, if you're going to a club that has a decent DJ on then you'll almost 100% need to have a ticket to get in at all, or you'd be queueing for 2 hours before it opens. This has been the case since I was at uni 10 years ago
Yes. Just remember the majority of people cant even do a single pull up, let alone a chin up.
I wonder if there's any money to be made building PC's and selling them on ebay
cringey geezers itt go out and do your shagging we're talking about poo and crisps and the odd can or maybe a swift bottle of vodka alone
How is going somewhere just to feel exclusive less cringe than going to a pub or a club just to make a human connection? I feel like the question answers itself desu lad.
I'm not trying hard at all. I've only been awake a half hour fs
With full ROM it's ridiculously good
Even with cheaty reps it's rare to see 20+ chins
going somewhere just to feel exclusive
absolute fucktard
You're trying too hard to seem cool, people who like going out like going out mate. What's hard to get?
You come off very angry about this whole thing. Why? Is it a small willy thing?
chin up is easier than a pullup however
Your grandparents were retards
What's hard to get?
The justification being 'oooh it's exclusive tho!'
What's the difference between a club you need to pre-book and a club you can just walk into after 5 minutes in a line? Realistically. Without referencing a specific DJ being on or whatever.
just out at the club lads
chin up lad
out of weed
want some more weed
got no money for weed
See your previous seethery
think given the context (a lad's holiday, somewhere like Ibiza or Mykonos) it's quite reasonable to purchase tickets ahead of going to the club
you are the type of lad who gets dropped out of the group plans because you just make everything difficult
What's the difference between a club you need to pre-book and a club you can just walk into after 5 minutes in a line?
Special acts or events
when you have infinite free time you actually have no free time
ate some food but it only made me more hungry
will you three stop arguing and shag each other already
i've got a bit but you can't have it
I can see why smithster fucked you over
what do you think about this?
never been to an event at a club?
Dodges the question
Unsurprising.
Without referencing a specific DJ or whatever
You're not doing a great job here lads.
australians give uninhabited islands nicknames
I *think* I won't be clicking that
holy mackerel
this is actually a myth
Morning spervert
what a lovely 3 day holiday that was oh yes just what the doctor ordered
yeah mate lets have an intellectual discussion on the ethics of buying tickets to a club on thursday morning.
Not unless I was in olleeday and even then only a few times. Nothing a club event can offer me, tbqh. Realistically, what kind of club event would even be worth the price of admission?
everything's called macquarie in bruceland. ports, universities, hotels, islands, towns, roads. all named macca.
do you lads ever get tired of all the arguing
day in day out
Ethics
I'm not talking about ethics at all what the fuck lmao
>Without referencing a specific DJ or whatever
I didn't reference a specific DJ
I'm not talking about ethics at all what the fuck lmao
how about I smash your face to bits and we’ll see?
It's more about grip width than whether your hands are supinated or pronated. Wider grip uses more of the smaller upper back musculature (teres, rhomboids, rear delts) while narrower grip allows larger muscles (lats, biceps) to do the heavy lifting.
mad how emotionally and socially crippled the zoomers are they don't even know how to function in real life anymore.
Spaedophile's just gagging for (You)s recently
Trouble in paradise?
i dont argue here, there are a lot of literal children arguing about clubbing or something but i filter through them to serk out the good posts
people who love winter. what's wrong with them?
this really isnt as true as you think lad stop believing spastic yank internet rhetoric
What does it feel like to be stereotyped, huh?
That should be a NZ island
Usually end of term stuff for unis, halloween etc
Don't love it per se but it has its moments
You have to find joy in every type of weather otherwise this country will do your head in
I am forklift certified
Its an entire lifetime of being online and having parasocial relationships. Its not that strange of a concept.
Not unless I was in olleeday and even then only a few times.
That is literally the scenario that you took issue with originally you spacker
walking around wearing my best smile today, I’m facing the world
yeah mate just been at macca but left cos i need to get to macca to go to the macca was going to drive down the macca in me macca but think the macca might be the better way to go
i wanna be stereotyped
i wanna be classified
just realised morning /brit/ is the best time of /brit/ because there are almost no fucking yanks
shut in NEETs that get off on normal people suffering
you have brown skin
took a 3 day break from neet life after getting a job as a forklift driver in a tesco warehouse
got sacked today(for losing a piece of paper)
lmao
not even upset about losing that shit job. just pissed off at myself for not calling the guy that fired me a jobsworth old cunt
went up to macca the other day
oh yeah macca on macca street?
which macca street?
too late i have already done my head in now im substance dependent en route to die early and alone
Depressed people. Misery loves company. How anybody could possibly prefer January to June is beyond me.
they are fat and have a sweat problem
dont know many zoomers but the ones i'm aware of are more outgoing than most
Horse for courses mate, horses for courses
just shifted the overton window directly into my arse
lol
Thats because they're younger you fucking retard obviously they're still going to have a more active social life than older people.
got a present for you in my trousers
People who truly have a problem with winter are as good as wogs in my opinion
Complaining about the weather is just a social function to give us something to talk about, you're not actually supposed to be a miserable cunt
they're still going to have a more active social life
emotionally and socially crippled the zoomers are they don't even know how to function in real life anymore
something isn't lining up here
(8) the apple was rotten to the core (8)
that's not a suitable response
you sound fat
growing up with the internet naturally produces a few chris chan types, yes, but to act as though being digital natives somehow automatically makes an entire generation "emotionally and socially crippled" is retarded pearl clutching, i'd honestly argue the internet has done more damage to older generations because they haven't grown up alongside it
you can only beat what's in front of you
aussies be like: oroight moite?
Have no problem motivating myself for morning runs in the winter
I'm white, it's normal
kek we are like that
Still wanking to the vid of Angela getting molested by little Japanese men.
ey up chuck x
i dont get the appeal of tiktok. All of the content is just cartoonishly wrong information or cringe as fuck. If I watch something I want it to have some kind of structure to it. An introduction, a main part and a conclusion so that I finish the video better off than when I started. But tiktok and youtube shorts are just 5 second "aburdist" dogshit and generally not very funny
people in glass houses m8
you seem a tad emotionally invested in this
and how often are you going for a swim in the summer?
How long you got left?
might have a pisswank
You can be emotionally and socially crippled and still go outside more than your gran.
actually miserable at how badly uni has gone
meant to be the carefree days with romances and partying and instead i posted on the /brit/ thread
ok tubby
Right lads, off to work. You're still dorks for prebooking a club loool
yeah ive always thought short form content was utter dogshit and nothing ive seen or heard from or about tiktok has shifted that position one bit
Praps once a month
which /brit/ thread do you remember?
absolutely shocking lmao
oh so its the younger generation has no manners argument. okay gramps
a stitch in time saves 9 laddy
nah sorry you just have a mental disorder. Winter is austere and devoid of beauty, its darkness and death. You're an edgelord if you love winter. Summer is about brightness and fullness of life and love, thats based.
the one where it got linked early and then deleted half way through
about 50 minutes m8 xx
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth lad
swings and roundabouts lad
You sound brown
They do have better manners than the millenials thats for sure. But you're just a very socially retarded generation that can't do basic things like answer your phone
Don't look a gift horse in the course... don't gift a horse a course...
abnormie twats love to call you brown for behaving like a normal person
the average person is stupid and easily amused. same mongs who watch that fat yorkshire bloke eat takeaway every week. eventually they'll stop reading books in school and just have short form videos in their place
what a day
time to fiend for ldr tickets
then charli at the o2
They can answer their phones mate. What the fuck world do you live in lmao
my first year was a good laugh
second year got worse
third year was utterly dire /brit/ filled hell
Koala eating an apple
Please enjoy your 20s lads for Christ sake you’ll be old and knackered before you know it. Leave /brit/ to us 30 something year olds who’ve done and seen it all and are now settled down and looking for a fun place to post.
behaving like a normal person
What being a whinging depressed retard just because it's a bit cold? Might be normal for brownoids
absence makes the heart grow fonder m8
You don't answer your phones at all. Theres even a lil zoomerbro in this thread demonstrating my point right now that you're socially autistic freaks who can't even have fun when they're at uni
where do you even get these ideas from lad have you just seen faggy memes online about being le introverted and assume they apply to every zoomer on earth
time to fiend for ldr tickets
Just turn up on the night, quick nod at the bouncer to let him know you're sound
sit inside all day
complains that nothing is changing
let this be a lesson for you that nobody is coming to change your life. go outside today and talk to women or nothing will change. this isn't a Disney movie, a little cute tomboyish girl isn't going to bring you out your shell and show everyone your true potential. You're born a man so you're inherently worthless and nobody will care about you unless you put the effort in.
*answers phone as a 29 year old man*
what's that mate? club tonight? aaaaahhhh nah fuck forgot to buy tickets... think I'm just gonna post on /brit/ instead
yeah yeah nah should be a chill one have fun yeah see ya
lol dont think u will get through the turnstiles at wembley by doing that
Not a zoomer so stop right there and a random Anon Babble incel isn't good evidence lil bro.
absinthe makes my farts grow stronger
girl on tinder says she’s just come out of a 4 year relationship
I say “oh we can take it easy then maybe just a coffee”
she says “do you want to come over tonight”
women are monsters lads good grief
get IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN LAD
You're all flooding the workplace now and I have to work with them. Its basic pattern recognition mate
once overheard a conversation between two lads on the street and one of them said to the other "yeah there was a child in it, but wasn't child porn"
normies are fucking menaces
i got ears you know? i hear things
grim
Forklift drivers are insane. One time a forklift driver at the factory just decided he NEEDED to go through a fucking window. And so he did. Thankfully it’s was ground level and the drop was a simple half metre, but still.
And yes, I’m a certified basedlift driver, so I know for a fact they’re all insane.
She's going to cry
mad how quickly you go off clubbing as you get a bit older
Really regret wasting my teen years and early 20s on Anon Babble
Should have tried more making friends at school and going out to social events
Should have taken a gap year to travel the world
when I'm old and on my deathbead and reminiscing about my youth it's just going to be Anon Babble threads
dire
grim
actually depressing
The immediate ability to point to evidence even in this thread, demonstrates just how apparent it is a problem
i'm going on a march, cos i want britain to be back british
i am a zoomer and i talk to my friends on my phone and they talk to me on their phones
get ready to be somebodys regretful rebound
Any of you lot ever told your mates about/brit/?
yeah mate i wish i could filter an entire generation through a Anon Babble thread, not that deluded though sorry.
bro is twirling his hair and kicking his feet in the air when he's talking to his mans
dont know why you all regret posting on here, its just a website.
what does it mean
mates
My coffee was a tad too frothy, neede a spoon to see it off
oh behave xx
she just wants dick
unfathomably grim you shook me with this
no cos i have no one to tell LOL
morning ruined
that's what the alcohol is for you bellend
no, they wouldn't understand
everyone under 28 should be enslaved (actually most them already are in all but name haha x, but let's make it official)
I needed to hear this
thanks
mates
sexually like?
me in my comfy deathbed cackling away thinking about that time Spaino got btfo
I used the tools at my disposal as we're on a Anon Babble thread. Sorry mate I'm not going to ask 100 people 100 questions like a gameshow and sort it out in to a nice spreadsheet for you. Go outside and look around and try interacting and working with these people and if you're of a certain age you'll start to notice unique characteristics of different generations.
told one that I used to post in match threads on Anon Babble to test the water and he reacted like I was a nonce so not telling anyone I post in this schizo honeypot
just witnessed a clue being gained
would love a cute zoomer twink femboy to turn into my concubine.
no problem, good luck.
vpn left on from spamming race bait or political rage bait elsewhere, loser?
love this australian guy he's so funny haha
goes without saying
i call dibsies on soogs
SOME GENERATIONS.... ARE LE DIFFERENT.... TO OTHER GENERATIONS.................
it's really not as bad as you think it is lad i think you're just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point
a bu lad seli slamo laky ans nt g
So what are you getting up to this weekend?
Oh uuuhh...just having a quiet one you know haha
hate this spastic gimmick
ONE AND ONE MAKE... LE TWO!
Come again
Meme about it as much as you want. Generational characteristics developed and gained from different eras of time growing up defines mentality and outlook. Putting le in front of things doesn't change that fact.
you can't post on Anon Babble with vpn what are you talking about lmao
ktim but the embarrassment of doing this for year made me get a hobby
on the phone with my mates reading out /brit/ posts like I'm Lord Byron
told mumberg about /brit/ and she just slowly shook her head and walked away
havent jacked off my bwc since monday
you can if you have this special badge
tell your mates i know which one of them is secretly gay and his secret won't be safe for long
Yeah mate I work with plenty of zoomers and they are all chatty and bubbly like how my generation was when I was their age.
i need that twink Obliterated
They aren't. You're just lying at this point. They're sat on their phones in breakout rooms at lunch with tiktok on loudspeaker doomscrolling noisy retard videos
well see the joke is we're all gay hence the reciting of poetry (in the form of /brit/ posts) to each other
What hobby?
today I will be celebrating Wanksgiving
yes it le does
They're sat on their phones in breakout rooms at lunch
wow that was like how it was when I was 21.
maybe they dont talk to you because you're unpleasant and think their all emotionally underdeveloped.
This isn't true at all
aaaahaha nice one mate just don't overdo it x
butter chicken from a jar for dinner
Guess I've had a totally difference experience than you guys then, sorry for being somewhat normal and people want to talk to me lol
wow that was like how it was when I was 21.
How old are you?
wow that was like how it was when I was 21.
a clue gained
black friday deals are shit
boxing day deals are shit
it's like retailberg and onlineshoppingberg doesn't want me to buy their products
they won't like this kek
it's not the zoomers' fault they're spackers, as with all modern societal ills, the fault rests entire at the feet of baby boomers and jews
/brit/ won't like it but I go bouldering
wow that was like how it was when I was 21.
No it wasnt. But then again maybe it was, because you're demonstrating the same crippling autism and insufferable contrarianism zoomers demonstrate. You're the same as wogs and shitskins who say not all muslims when another paki blows himself up.
30
Spervert's been baiting for (You)s for 3 days straight
just posting like a madman tonight maybe 60% of all the Australian posts are mine
How old are you?
43 mate thanks for asking
this webm got my attention
>wow that was like how it was when I was 21.
No it wasnt.
we need to dissect and study your brain in a lab nigga holy shit lmfao
the previous generation is fucked because they wont talk to me on our lunch break while they are busy texting their mates outside work, making plans with them and talking to their family
HOLY FUCK LMAO
30
Being on your phone on lunch break in 2015 was proper virge
doesn't this mean you was teenagers to talk to you at lunch? not the win you think it is
im popping a v cut this pill looks like its vlone
absolutely mental how sexy girls are
He did get his trip banned for CP, all making sense now
good lad, I do that sometimes
No mate 21 to 28 year olds are not teenagers, sorry xx
2nd NZ flag!
A 21 year old might as well be a teenager at this point. Why are you so desperate for the attention of kids?
i dont like this