hard mode: it can't be anything european
Name one (1) american invention
cowboys
9/11
There's no such thing as american therefore this cannot be answered. America isn't a nation like other real nations. It's foreigners from real nations meeting up somewhere and LARPing.
Pizza
don't look up what continent tomatoes are from
Fracking
Goulash
The airplane
This is until an American claims to be Irish, German, or something else then he's American and nothing else (unless that American accomplishes something great, then they're back to being European)
French fries
(((joshua weissman)))
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The word 'cowabunga'
He's German not a Jew
He's just a Texas German, shame about Jews stealing all the German surnames
Computers
Cars
Airplanes
Vegetables don't belong on a pizza
Shalom!
Being american doesn't mean shit. The term "american" has as much value as the term "Walmart employee". At very best it should be something you add after your real nation as a way to mutually show eachother you're playing a part in the LARP.
Hello I'm German American
Hello I'm Italian American
Shabbat shalmon brother
I'm a Jew so this doesn't offend me
This is all those fucking Germans, Italians, and Irishianers
Teddy Roosevelt tried to warn us
t. invented civic nationalism
but america comes from europe
of course it will have stuff from europe
obesity
We didn't invent it, we just perfected it
noble italian food corrupted and sullied by the united sharters
tragic
high fructose corn syrup
Foreskin harvesting.
You have no place to talk with that flag lol
All the different breeds of apples
The only thing that's American is Native American culture.
ARPANET comes to mind
claiming a fruit
grim
Nooks
no those are Siberians.
BBC
Alternating Current circuits.
European Seethe is made locally in America and exported to Europe.
Corn syrup
American is a real nation. It's just that we opened our borders to hyphenated foreigners who should be kicked out as soon as possible.
Appalachian Dulcimers, bluegrass, country, rock and roll, blues, jazz, hot browns, stack cakes, rough and tumble, etc. We've invented more in 200 years than Hungary has in 800.
Nobody actually likes italian pizza. People just pretend to so they can seem fancier than they actually are.
America is a continent tho
it barely has any cheese because it's originally made for poor shitalian peasants who were to retarded to drink milk or something so they created cheese to plop it into a pile of dough too hydrated to puff up so it just looked like a puddle of shit during the cooking
Is neither of these two places aware of meat?
Ford Trucks
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t. Jean-Jacques Mamadou Akbar
Native Americans are Americans
what you are speaking off are just anglos and frenchmen
‘Italian pizza’ is just copied from American pizza but changed around a bit to appear more authentic to US tourists, but now the Italians think it actually IS their authentic cuisine and its unpatriotic to say otherwise.
Unitedstalian Bipssa is the best
t. Pierre Ngubu-Abdul Garcia
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hombre, lil caesar's is good as fuck when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty. If you want the McDonald's of pizza (fast, not shit, consistent from here to there and everywhere inbetween) Little Caesar's is not an off bet.
I really like american pizza, my favorite is Pizza Hut, but is hard to find a franchise close to me, so I prefer dominoes and then may be little caesars because is cheap as fuck
Pizza Hut has hit hard times or something, I live in Texas and cannot, off the top of my head, think of a nearby Pizza Hut but might be able to tell you were one was but longer is, not even the building. Dominoes has 'exited' the pizza game and are now just a hot meal shop with items ranging from pizzas to calzones to casseroles to pasta dishes. They aren't bad but they aren't a pizza place anymore.
Papa Johns fucking sucks.
Never had Papa Johns, if I can't find american pizza I just buy KFC or Carls JR, you guys do know how to make homogenous shit. It's pretty odd that I can find Pizza Hut here, but its like an hour drive
That's Mexican
It's logistics chains, dude. None of that shit is actually made in the restaurant, they are just heating it up.
No, it isn't. Nothing of what I said exists in England. Its distinctly American. We killed Englishmen to make our country. Stop seething frogjeet, Britain and France don't get to claim our culture. We're nothing like you.