Can't drink until they're 21

Can’t own guns

Can’t own knives

Can’t own pepper spray

Can’t own TV without a license

Can’t talk about minorities committing crime without going to prison

Better than living in an Orwellian nightmare

In all fairness who owns a TV these days except cable addicted boomers?

theguardian.com/world/2012/jan/09/texas-police-schools

The charge on the police docket was "disrupting class". But that's not how 12-year-old Sarah Bustamantes saw her arrest for spraying two bursts of perfume on her neck in class because other children were bullying her with taunts of "you smell".

"I'm weird. Other kids don't like me," said Sarah, who has been diagnosed with attention-deficit and bipolar disorders and who is conscious of being overweight. "They were saying a lot of rude things to me. Just picking on me. So I sprayed myself with perfume. Then they said: 'Put that away, that's the most terrible smell I've ever smelled.' Then the teacher called the police."

The policeman didn't have far to come. He patrols the corridors of Sarah's school, Fulmore Middle in Austin, Texas. Like hundreds of schools in the state, and across large parts of the rest of the US, Fulmore Middle has its own police force with officers in uniform who carry guns to keep order in the canteens, playgrounds and lessons. Sarah was taken from class, charged with a criminal misdemeanour and ordered to appear in court.

Each day, hundreds of schoolchildren appear before courts in Texas charged with offences such as swearing, misbehaving on the school bus or getting in to a punch-up in the playground. Children have been arrested for possessing cigarettes, wearing "inappropriate" clothes and being late for school

In 2010, the police gave close to 300,000 "Class C misdemeanour" tickets to children as young as six in Texas for offences in and out of school, which result in fines, community service and even prison time. What was once handled with a telling-off by the teacher or a call to parents can now result in arrest and a record that may cost a young person a place in college or a job years later

OOOOHHH SAAAAY CAAAAN YOOUUU SEEEE!!!

says the country which literally kicks everyone out of the pub at 00:00 to make them all queue up to get into a shitty club for 2 hours

result is everyone gets blackout drunk as quickly as they can instead of doing a normal 18 hour drinking session at a constant rate

nigel, sit down

you forgot they literally get arrested en masse for basically inoffensive twitter posts

All of this is legal in Nevada (aside from drinking age being 21)

Drinking, Nightlife, Prostitutes are all things for young people, once you're 40, you will appreciate a quite life in a fully owned suburban house with the occasional trip to olive garden with the wife and kids in your ram™ pick up.

>be american
>need to go outside
>hop on obesity scooter to cross the freshly spray painted lawn
>hop on truck

drive six hours to get out of suburban complex, cross 200 identical houses and lawns

>finally reach the hospital

empty your bowel in the shart room before going in

>thai mail order bride just gave birth to your baby
>it's completely black
>tip the doctor

doctor takes the baby's tip

>shooter walks in
>"he's behind me isn't he?"
>get shot

doctor: "well THAT just happened"

tip the shooter

die

>wife names the baby """Josh"""

"a-at least I have muh guns"

What's a media lockdown

never made any sense to me that this country is stereotyped as somehow authoritarian
quite certain people just parrot secondhand mutt memes which are cultural ejaculations based on nothing, just like their obsessions with guns and government

Their traffic laws are also so ridiculous that almost anything is an infraction. They can get pulled over and fined for the dumbest reasons.

It depends on what your state allows.

What a puritan nightmare

Yeah, and it needs to be ramped up, I’m old enough to remember Europeans called America a puritan shithole back in the 2000s and how liberated Europe was in comparison because a couple of places had shrooms and gay marriage decriminalized.

We listened and American society eventually loosen up and now look where we are? If you think America is puritan now, then you can blow it out of your fist-sized gapping asshole, you pretentious cocksuckers.

We should have never given a flying fuck about what you think considering Europe is all but stagnant and bitter. We miss old America and we want it back now

>Can't gamble

Then why am I getting bombarded with sports betting ads every day?

what the fuck are you on about, our traffic laws are ridiculously lax.

Its legal to turn right on red here.

Any idiot can get a fake ID shipped in from China for $50 that will allow you to drink at pretty much any bar.

nigga nigga nigga im 100% nigga

I support lowering the drinking age to 18 if we also raise the driving age to 21.

That would be an improvement for our society, would save a lot of lives, and it would force local governments to invest in mass transit.

Britbongs shut down social media harder than the norks.
They even went as far as to threaten to extradite Americans who cheering on the protests.
Britbongs quickly learning the value of an armed populace lmao

Do you mean they blocked Facebook or what did they do

public transport is gay af though

puritan

Holy kek

Hurts the social life of 18-20 year olds imo because you can't do bars which are good for socializing.

Well if no one else is doing that then it doesn't really hurt anything

Unironicaly 100% of the women that end up like that grew up in religious families

wtf I love russians now

at least they can own guns, that's pretty cool

There are no problems with alcohol, gambling and parties, but giving up your foreskin in exchange for guns already sounds like a difficult choice

go to Las Vegas, Nevada

suddenly all of that goes away

Now you know why most Americans call Las Vegas modern day Sodom AND Gomorrah

indians lecturing whites on how to behave in public

It's disgusting how many drunks there are on your streets, pathetic.

now if you complain about your country you go to prison lol

Beer and fruit alcohols are okay in moderation, but certainly ban grain alcohols(for human consumption), nothing of value comes from them.

Alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen, any amount can cause cancer.