/brit/

Definitely Maybe edition

bolognese cooked in under an hour

Schifoso

Shh keep quiet or I'll blast you

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dogshit band

*enters the thread doing a goofy dance, farting in sync with every step*

what cronem is gonna do: avatar flag and spam in your face the best that he can come up with

Get the black women listened to and learned from.

Where's the rest of it

Would /brit/ trust this guy, yes or no?

Heinz Kohut (May 3, 1913 – October 8, 1981) was an Austrian-born American psychoanalyst best known for his development of self psychology, an influential school of thought within psychodynamic/psychoanalytic theory which helped transform the modern practice of analytic and dynamic treatment approaches.

Kohut was Jewish.

*yorkshire accent* quit yer moaning lad, chin up. nobody has ever gotten anywhere in the world by moaning

(4th time this week (its Wednesday)

You make 12 grand a year how do you afford to visit Spain? Is your mum giving you money?

mousey :3

youre forgetting that this is /brit/ not /cum/ and i can just fucking filter you
what a go od life now

dogshit band

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"Schifoso" is an Italian adjective that means disgusting, revolting, or gross. For example, you might describe an insect as "un insetto schifoso" or a painting as "un quadro schifoso".

Un postante asqueroso

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

so glad black people are on the internet
they really make places better

so what disorder did he invent then

How can I get proper boners again? I tried taking something called citruline but it didn’t change anything

(((psychoanalyst)))

lose weight, stop vaping/smoking, stop wanking

let me just listen to dumb ass Brits all day like I don't already do that in real life

Get bloggy with it

based schizo

Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) was his brainchild

were based except for the polspammers

extremely extremely extremely fucking depressed

you lads remember when the Challenger space shuttle hit the World Trade Center

Do Lacan next lad

lose weight

I’m underweight

stop smoking

I’ve smoked since I was 14 and never had issues

stop wanking

Do it 2-3 times a week

chin up
let's make this clean

gone far too soon RIP

On a 6:00 am to 12:00 pm shift tomorrow team

Look how much this one Jew's brainfart has influenced today's society

Stop wanking with a death grip.

apparently there is a b ed size called "Alaskan King" and its a double double king size and costs like $20,000
bit mental how its that cheap and none of you wagies have one
thanks liberal for telling me that

maybe you're gay?

July 11, 2011. I'll never forget the fifth of November.

How can I get proper boners

never had issues

something isn't lining up here

AY MEET ME SOMEWHERE

heathermong

This shit is all set up to turn Goyim into cattle with zero connection their family, friends, community, just wage and chase money and short-lived pleasure. I hate these niggers so much, there’s no way Jews are even human.

supported a black owned business today x

Do you get a staff discount? I get a 10% staff discount where I work.

6am to 12pm

I kneel

I have the same problem here and I suspect this as well

I don’t I hump my mattress
Woah

no

when I don't booze for a couple of weeks I start waking up with erections every day and getting them through the day randomly but then if I have a weekend binge then nothing. nasty poison

you're literally here all day

A WHITE BOY? I'M A NIGGA, FUCKER

have you ever said "vaginas are gross to look at"?

So when you want to bust one out for the 2 to 3 times a week you pleasure yourself you hump your bed?

fuck off lmao, only dogs and depraved gooners do that

woke up with a puddle of sweat in my chest cavity today and kept going back to sleep, waking up sweating, and it smelled like cream :3 now my whole room smells like cream

No.

No but I've thought it

that timmy in that pic mad asl because dem jews outsmarted him LOL

You need to see three doctors immediately.

Goyim cattle slurping it all up

Yeah I’ve done it since I was a kid lol

i am an opponent of the tranny agenda

creaming your sheets

no im not?

Good post.

Bit mental to be in your 30s and still blaming everyone else for your problems.
Some people will never learn.

its because i didnt eat ketchup with my bread
and all i had was bread and ketchup (hydrocarbonates + salt + sugar)

nta but sometimes I shag my pillow and I'm in my 30s. feels nicer than wanking

chest cavity

What is this? Like a hole in your chest?

Maybe it's a paraphilia? You're only attracted to beds.

yep you're here all day and spam hundreds of the same images every day

Pidgeon chest

*humps the couch*

you're a brown incel LOL

I still watch normal porn while I do it lol I’m not attracted to beds

Consciousness is non-euclidian anon

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saw the most bogged women in my life at the vets today

you got pectus excavatum nigga?

What did he mean by this?

These Jews wrote the books that modern psychiatry is based upon

are you going to marry a pillow?

I dunno man, your bed is pretty sexy. I'd fuck it.

cronem planking on 200k

/brit/ jewish conspiracy hours

Can I be your urinal?

What was she in for?

no im just skinny
it isnt like a black hole lol

FUCK YO COUCH

what cruel twist of nature made me such a worhless cunt

.mp4

wtf

They seem like highly trustworthy denizens to me!

why do you keep posting this

hello yank also
c:

Sing me a song you’re a singer
Do me a wrong, you’re a bringer of evil

A double helix

There's more to psychiatry than narcissism.
LIke the bedfucker and ketchup-sandwich over here - that's not necessarily dark triad shit, it's just a series of malfunctions.

if it's deep enough to be considered a "cavity" then it probably is pectus excavatum
it wouldn't really go away even if you put on some muscle, maybe it would a bit if you got fat

t. used to be skinny and now muscular but still have noticeable pectus

will starmer back free speech or the increasing islamification of britain

thats interesting. i dont know how deep one needs to be. ive had y shirt off at the hospital before and she didnt say anything (she was drawing blood fro my arm)

Note that the renegade psychiatrists are non jews
They've realised that the industry is a scam

Ride on a tiger, you've been down too long in the midnight sea

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

sex with psychiatrists

elon musk said he is going ban the uk from twitter kek

posted it again award

I don't think this guy is Jewish
Funny how it took him so long to come to this realisation. Will be refunding people?

they range in severity, the ones you might see on google images are typically rather extreme examples
also, no doctor/nurse/whatever is going to comment on your body (at least not to your face) unless it looks like a serious medical problem, that would be inappropriate and unprofessional

taking the 'the' out of psychotherapist

they should ban all social media

state

make more in a week me

Jews utilise psychology to undermine society. (Eexcept their own, of course; they go to the rabbi for life advice).

unfortunately for heathermong it's impossible to cure his severe mental illness by claiming it doesn't exist and blaming da joos

they got him

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Cheers for posting this here on a Wednesday night

i thought it was more like you wouldnt say things that arent serious medical problems in an unrelated procedure
but actually now, maybe not surgeons >:D
by the way ive read about it before and didnt just search it now

Take your meds

Psychiatrist hypocrisy

what did he do exactly? filming in public is legal

i only go to the hospital once a year, but i go every year. soon i get another year token to go >:) i wouldnt waste it on that

narcistic anon on his schizo crusade again?

Why does wanking make my arse sweat
Very strange physiological design

just saw this

really want to fuck a girl right in the pussy as they say

ok Damon

To write or understand something you must have experienced it yourself

uhh

Twinks are in fashion

im not gay but he looks good anyway. hes got an aesthetic body
sometimes (im not gay) i see hot men and idk he isnt hot. but people would strive to have that body

Jewish people will never do what they tell non-jews to do.

She's right, us women don't go for this

says he also had a subscription site with upskirt videos and other non-consensual nudity so must have been doing something noncey with drunk women

Inappropriate lack of professionalism is what I like most about my new GP.
I went in for a sign in and once over, and when he saw my left arm, I guess his mouth started moving faster than his brain: "You didn't do that. Jesus christ, who did? They didn't even try to put your retinaculum back together. I don't promise a lot of things, but I'll tell you this: I won't refer you to a butcher. You still have use of your hand? You don't strike me as the Jesus type, but trust me, that's a god damned miracle."

you are gay for reggie though

seeeeeeeeeex

work sending me on site next week

check the trains

£160 return

It's a two hour train on the London to Glasgow route what's going on
And those are advanced singles the absolute cheapest ones you can get

read the comments on this, she's apparently a lezzo so her opinion doesn't count, and the comments are full of people disagreeing with her

*pushes you up against the wall*
*looks at you intently*
*kisses you passionately*
tasty...i want more...
*smirks*

Yeah? Mental... could you just hold this for me *places my bollocks in your outstretchdd hand* cheers

Christmas holidays

everyone's gay for reggie

It's funny how Jewish psychiatrists wants you to regard your whole support network of family and friends as toxic, manipulative, narcissistic, evil who you would be better off casting aside

However, among Jews they teach the importance of giving unmerited honour to family and friends and sticking by them even when it's hard
torah.org/learning/mitzvah-41/

Why do they want to sow division and suspicion among gentiles?

It's a two hour train on the London to Glasgow route what's going on

If anything that's cheap.
Also it's December.

balancing books on my head

and that femboy in real life but ive not seen him

What a tard

Just because it's possible for something to occur in nature doesn't mean it's "natural" for a given species
That's why anal sex spreads aids and the morbidly obese keel over and die from a covid virus

turn your head and cough... good... very good... :3

Almost like the world isn't as black and white as you first thought

Goyim:

you mustn't display self confidence

you mustn't value your identity

you mustn't demand respect

you mustn't feel entitled to a wife and family

you mustn't get ahead at work

you mustn't be competitive

you mustn't lack empathy towards ethnic minorities and queers

you mustn't strive for better

download our app for exclusive discounts

not downloading the app to have to browse on my phone and not paying full price so you've just lost my custom

IF YOU A FEMBOY HIT ME UP
IF YOU A FEMBOY WE GONE FUCK

Have you met gentiles?
The yids aren't wrong. We'd be better off raised by wolves.

Don't think they're too bothered about losing the custom of proto-gammons

person arrested/convicted/sentenced for serious crimes

headline states only the least serious crimes or even non-criminal but tangentially related acts

fucking sick of it especially because rorkes fall for it all the time

Reggie

well that seems like a perfectly appropriate thing to comment on since he's giving his medical opinion that someone fucked up

Every single social force is pushing Britain towards regime change... but for the existence of Kemi Badenoch...

Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.

fuck this stupid 15 minute bullshit

Reggie Ledoux???

proto-gammon for tea

5 threads is INSANE amount. i posted like 2 threads and felt that was a big shitpost >:)

jared fogle (the subway guy) got beaten up in prison
the best part? his assailant was a big white guy whose last name was "nigg"

having a headache

A man has been arrested after women were filmed on nights out without their knowledge and the videos were shared on social media.

A BBC North West investigation revealed such films had gained millions of views and attracted misogynistic comments, which led to a police inquiry.

Arrested for something that is simply and clearly uncriminal just because women kicked up a fuss

Seriously doubt that many people are going home between the 2nd and 4th of December

If anything that's cheap

Don't be ridiculous, I'm looking at trains from London to Leeds, a comparable route and they're £50 return for the same dates
Should also note this is with a Railcard, base price would be 1/3rd more

Reggie sex

You'd think he'd prod at it a bit first.

Could just be price scalping.

melanin cake with catecholamine freebase icing sugar

The adults in this photograph are psychiatrists who tell goyim patients every day that it would work out better for them if they cut off contact with their families

Good. Long may he rot.

Is this the Fear-o-de-white-man Dessert Special?

wonder how many of his image folders he'll go through this time before returning to old faithful: image generation of black men

What’s the cause of this schizo’s meltdown?

What if a patient's parents were abusive?

you can get melanin in other ways
but no they cant have the cake

non-practicing jewess broke his heart

can we please have a secret /brit/ that hethermong, mousenonce, and spainnonce aren't aware of? having to constantly read their posts becomes really fucking exhausting after a while - especially when they're on a 8+ hour long meltie.

cold today
gonna be colder tomorrow

neighbour's banging about

So it's a blacks only cake with a blood pressure boost?

russian drones over US bases in East anglia

heh ... im sure its nothing

Can't wait for the /brit/ Christmas night out this year

Final Fantasy VII might just be the best game ever made

Hope Diego brings his bible

Me as a weather man

Not even close.

obviously cake will increase your blood pressure if you eat enough of it. also the recipe should include salt

Oasis isn't peng. Do you know what i mean?

Sir Woke Barmer

Get the _______ ______

post toil volcel walk

No jobs?

Get a job

with butterscotch angel delight in the cake mix and baked at 60c with epinephrine, and the cake is drank

no jobs

impossible

Wish she’d plop her bum right on my face and start doing nasty farts.

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I'll have yours then mate

We killed him once. We can do it again.

no jobs except blowjobs

yeah?

buy ephedrine online

wonder why nonces are brazen enough to actually act on their urges, even if the urges are there you'd have to be catastrophically retarded to go and and touch kids given the potential consequences

by the way Donald Trump said he is a Jew

Of course it was a non jewish psychiatrist who said this

Fucked it didn’t you?

I think many of them are acting on a self-destructive instinct because they really hate their lives and that makes them subconsciously want to tear everything down

orange man is... LE BAD

This is the most common advice psychiatrists and psychologists give to patients these days (if they're not Jewish that is)

demolished that timmy x

secret product and a trench

if i voted id probably vote for him but he is a jewaboo

staring at the oneitis' instagram posts again aha haven't talked to her in 5 years AHA

orange man is... L'CHAIM

having trouble making sense of this statement

Cohen.all you need to read

yeah

i take it heathermong's parents made him attend a psychiatric session and he's gone on this little melty as a result

Is that what they call codependency or have i got that wrong

It's just word salad that works on white women

Sir Woke Barmer
Get the vapes banned

“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.”
― Leonard Cohen

moneymaking tip: captive audience, such as a person waiting for the night bus alone

Don't bother trying to understand heathermong; he is an enigma.

CHIMing out of existence

which one is heathermong? can't keep track of him when he's not heatherposting

Says it all really.

hello niggas

the oblivious autist that incessantly spams images is a good bet
(aha "that's most of the thread", yes, very drole observation)

Maxmoefoe time (im not gay)

seems to me like it's removed from the context it was said in and that's why i don't get it

'sgood crackacat?

Are you crazy, goy?

I've got right's body shape and left's cock

you are gay :3

tfw no psychotherapist gf

You joined the thread at just the right time. A schizo is having a meltdown about psychoanalysis and Jews.

Commiemong, Heathermong, Spainnonce, Gyaldemfreak, Mousenonce, Helpernonce, Gingernonce
this general is such an anode for autists and schizos it's not even funny

gentiles are mere putty in their hands kek

do you have a BA in psychology

Ah yes Jews are well known for being cohesive and having no disagreements at all. Just like the other religions of Christianity and Islam, there is only one sect.

Eh?

Belgium too
Place is utterly full with spastics

if you ever go back in the archives it's p obvs most of them are just heathermong

That's Spaino

And misplaced hands.
Why do the Belgians have so many lost hands?

heathermong distinguishes himself from other spammers by constantly samefagging

Based on what exactly?

1. I am entitled to a non-fat virgin wife
2. I am entitled to a house
3. I am entitled to a good salary
4. I am entitled to not live in a niggercattle plantation

If i don't get these things, I'm just not going to work. Enjoy trying to maintain civilization and modern technology with nothing but HR roasties, 80 IQ migrants, and business parasites.

gone for pork belly starter, beef main, and chocolate dessert, rose for the table

does your cock have a curve to it? i heard women like that more

Never reply to me again fatyank

You're saying one jew said this and another said something different? Crazy bro.

Eh?

business idea: contraception that makes women lactate as well. so at the same time its a sex-aid possibly

you're not entitled to any of those though. just ignore all media and society telling you that you'll get all those things if you work hard.

Quite like pigeons
Just have a nice look and vibe, classic silhouette

56.8% of young adults had not seen their family in over a year

Why are goys like this?

Business idea: get a job you weird freak

Lmfao imagine getting killed by a half naked crazy nigga on a golf course while your buddies watch

During an ensuing investigation, police spoke to one witness who said he was playing golf with two others - including Hiltebeitel - on the first hole when they heard Boucher yelling, according to WBPF.

Hiltebeitek then tried to back away from Boucher, who at that point was 'holding a golf club and was swinging it towards Hiltebeitel,' a police report says.

’Hiltebeitel was yelling "he's trying to kill me" multiple times,' it says the witness told police.

Soon, both men fell to the ground, at which point, Boucher allegedly began striking Hiltebeitel multiple times with the golf club.'

He then allegedly chased the victim toward the pond on hole one, striking him 'repeatedly' in the head with the golf club, and once the men reached the water, Boucher jumped on top of Hiltebeitel and 'appeared to be choking him.'

Hiltebeitel eventually stopped moving, at which point Boucher allegedly retrieved one of the victim's golf clubs and struck him repeatedly in the head.

business idea: give me money so i can make money selling the sex aid contraception

girlfriend has baby fever because all her coworkers are getting pregnant
don't want a kid though, not yet, 22 is too young init

not sure what to have for tea
probably burritos realistically but i just fancy something maybe a little different

flying rats

LOL silly timmies

more like, crib snatch fever. if she has baby fever it means that shes prepared to steal a baby because women are psychos

Orthodox Jewish and Amish men have three children by then

the fact that the belgian poster appeared at the exact same moment that spainnonce left and continued to spam the same shite that Spainnonce was before he got his trip banned. I mean, there's only so many troll mongs on VPNs in this general.

horse

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New

Haven't seen my family in 7 months

hos

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too subtle