/brit/

well said

I have a wall-mounted soap phallus

be honest lads how many of you would eschew your gf if you were guaranteed a weekly shag from random bints instead

shampoo is a scam i use it once every few months only

Won't some woman in this desert land make me feel like a real man? Take this rock n roll refugee ooh babe set me free

and the desert land in question is just Folkestone

i dont have a gf
im an incel you see

what shall we call this useless product that we're selling as necessary hygiene?

sham... poo

Nah sounds like effort

think you might have got lost on your way to /balt/ + /ausnz/

just watched a video of a white boy being bummed by some asian

good lad

TIL from ELI5 what AMA means DEA know AITA here?

i'm.... a fakecel

Sorry you smelly little incels, you cannot walk around smelling like cum and grease, get in the shower NOW

me when I'm a watchtower guard in auschwiz

taking the bin in. im a bincel

pefumed ponce

people who only take showers and never take baths are filthy and dirty
baths are far superior

ah fuck that's rough mate, sorry to hear it

doing summat naughty, i'm a sincel

why did you do that

been forcefed beans and mackerel for a week
now I'm involuntarily smellybutt

taking the bin out. im a boutcel

question lads
Would my gf like it if I bought her a collar for Christmas that basically said [Name], Anon's property or summat like that
She's a bit of a kinky but idk if she'll morph into a feminist upon opening it

I like to think outside the box though

I only use the bath to relax or rest my muscles after a tournament

stewing in your smelly ass water

blog on you insufferably boring bastard

take a bath and stew in your smelly ass-water

everyone banging on about their shower habits but no, it's the only post that says "my gf" that's suddenly blogging

won the euromillies, i'm a wincel

the water smells lovely
it's an all around very beneficial and enjoyable experience

what sort of tournament

bog's gone

haoyut? iig?

marathon goon sesh

let me have a million quid

gay pornament

captcha: SHAM
what are the chances

its diego and he's a hateful toad that cannot stand the idea of anyone else not being a miserable perma-incel prick like him

Conor McGregor does a cheeky little rape

Gets convicted for it

gf goes on ig to passionately defend him

so this is what women will do for you if you're rich
madness

filling the walls of my house with the bodies of virgins, call it inselation

my mind went to a bauble shaped like Santa in bdsm gear

ahem um... fencing

w fi tit aigc umhh det is o

wood post or concrete?

going outside, turning my incellular data on

not

Bit weird

MIRROR IN THE BATHROOM

She probably did it under threat of a damn good thrashing as well.

ive just found a poo in my arse!

blood in my nose here but it's not bad enough to have started dripping all over the place

stocking up my cupboard, i'm a tincel

Keep us updated

shredding this meat, i'm a mincel

it's all dried up in there

weekend back at home, kith and kincel

have to leave the house to do an incel walk to the incel trainstation to get the incel fast train to go to the incel cinema to incel

keep us constantly updated

tried to pull something out of my belly-button but nothing was in there, i'm a lintcel

mirror mirror mirror mirror

oncel, twocel, threecel, four
i dunno if i like this gimmique any more
i'm a whingecel

this will be my final post, i'm a fincel

find no interest in the racks and shelves just a thousand reflections of my own sweet self self self

No that's fucking weird

It's 3:30am and I'm drinking coffee and shooting cap pistols hahaha
WEEEEEEEEE
POW
POW
POW

think I've gone and overcooked my expensive steak

ah fuck

what a mis steak

the absolute steak

the steaks were high, and you didn't make the cut

Whack some ketchup on it lad

you'll get a ribeye'ng for this

we freaking did it reddit!

sirloin

small cock day today

not joking, you should have eaten it raw

me everyday

can it be salvaged by braising it for a long time at low heat?

alri frasier

cock fell off

tried to have a wank just now but had to stop because my willy was extra sensitive and it was painful

wow

uncircumcised problems haha *kills myself*

FOY

Screaming the lyrics to Mein Herz Brennt in Tesco until they bring me the sandwich I want for the meal deal

me when I'm transporting poultry

never did no ahm never did no ahm IT DARE scoomin oop scoomin oop scoomin oop

IT....DARE

I can't believe you have to use 'lotion' to have a wank, sounds fucking ridiculous. What happens if you don't use lubricant?

your cock falls off

i don't personally but my cock is super ugly

sad

Watching another classic sperm mania vid

kekaroo!

Spiritually that is a SeasideMARK video

to further explain: my cock is super ugly because i don't use lubricant on my circumcised cock, and thus it is heavily scarred

i'm addicted to opioids lads
what the fuck do i do now? go to a doctor and ask for methadone/buprenorphine?

captcha: 0xykyj

Quite like the one where the lady wanks off multiple cocks onto another cock and then wanks that cock using the cum as lube

working on my screenplay

Wanked my circumcised cock and started a house fire

That sounds very gay

neither do i use lubricant and girls compliment its aesthetics so dk what's wrongwith you

you going to take it to hollywood or try and see if you can get into whatever barely-existent film industry we have here?

Going to a doctor is a good start mate

Steam Autumn sale starts later on today lads, what you picking up?

For me I think I'll get Space Marine 2, Ghost of Tsushima and maybe Final Fantasy XVI if there's a decent amount off them. I'm definitely getting Space Marine 2 regardless

yeah well you're jewish which means your hands are soft as silk anyways

its for gay porn

Consider picking up a clue if its on sale

...tru

any cooking kills nutrients and ruins it anyway

It wont be, I guess I wont be joining you in co-op after all

NEVER DID NO AHM DEE LADS

I'm addicted to kratom now for about two years or so
the withdrawals are like opioid withdrawal
not good
had withdrawals causing stomach cramping earlier so I couldn't get the stuff to go down past my esophagus and absorb and it was very awful hot with cold sweats and extreme dread chest pain hyperventilating nausea writhing and kicking
:(

i'm worried if i do it'll go on my medical record and i'll be permanently blacklisted from being prescribed any kind of addictive drug and/or from any job that involves handling pharmaceuticals

Once logged into google docs at work which is an open plan office and i had in my google docs saved a rough draft of one of my screenplays which is for an animated film about a stray dog which is in a stray dog street gang who goes undercover to intiltrate a family so that the other members of the gang and him can rob the house of the family he infiltrates but he comes to learn the power of love and family and ends up turning on them and saving the family and becoming a member of the family for real

Not sure, honestly I've got enough games to play as it is. Maybe some Total War Warhammer 2 DLC as I haven't got all the races.

Right lads you're all invited to my house on the morrow for your first Thanksgiving!

only somewhat gay since a lady is involved

You've got a serious problem m8 and if you don't sort it out now your life WILL go to shit and stuff like that will be the least of your worries.

do the other dogs find redemption?

that's... beautiful

bald headed woman
bald headed woman to me

Youve seen trainspotting. Canned food, two buckets, lock on the door
Get to it

i was already pretty much at rock bottom to begin with, it's why i tried opioids in the first place

Comparison is the theft of joy.

Compare your lives to mine and be miserable, cheers.

Bostando em general de baitola

and don't worry, we'll have the jellied cranberry sauce!

why is the turkey dry
why are there olive branches in a jug of water
why are there no olives to eat with the celery sticks and pickles
are you mocking me

Not really they go back to being in a street gang but i got excited reciting my screenplay and forgot to mention that somebody found it on my google docs and printed it off and left it in the tearoom at work and people were reading it and laughing

Listening to Wrong Way Down A One Way Street.

Wonder what happened to that guy who sang it, he was massive at one point.

i haven't actually, i got maybe 10 minutes in and decided it was too disgustingly degenerate for me and turned it off

why is the turkey dry

You cannot tell it is dry from that picture

didn't even overcook it in the end

it's one of the silliest things to have out of a tin considering how piss easy it is to make fresh

looking forward to the remake in a decade's time that shows the story from a previously nameless gang member's perspective, revealing they were merely misunderstood victims of circumstance and your hero was actually the villain for leaving them behind

why were they laughing or was it meant to be a comedy

I think they were laughing at... me

also turns out steak and pineapple is a GOATed combination

pretty sure that was the title of

the skin should be glistening with fat

They are talking about you

Honestly black people have Thanksgiving figured out more than all of us.

Mac and cheese

Collard greens

Corn bread

I have never had a Thanksgiving with any of those things.

why? was it shit?

these captchas are fucking ridiculous now, every last one of them has a slider and they no longer give you a break every once in a while (not requiring verification)
how on EARTH do you passlets do it?

TOVL

inb4 the aussie casts most of the gang as rotties and doberman, and the protagonist as a yellow labrador, and gets cancelled and lynched

Your Thanksgiving dinner seems a bit odd

sweet potato with fucking marshmallows on

green beans with a tin of soup poured over it

eating rolls with a roast dinner

Is that macaroni cheese? Why would you have that with a roast?
whatever the fuck that is, cranberry sauce here is different

corn bread is shit
was excited to try it but everytime i went to a thanksgiving party here in the uk the corn bread was dire
dry flavourless muck

dunno lad

a few mini dogs inch south
also tuesday did win nigel the cat hair
we find titles magic much detail is older

*puts Beverly Hills Chihuahua on in the /britl home theatre*

They were laughing at me for having written such a story
Theres actually a rhodesian ridgeback he meets at the park who has a white african accent who tells him the dog gang arent to be trusted

interesting, i never get those anymore
just a few more hours until my pass gets unbanned
stupid janny could've just warned me or maybe ban for 1 day instead of a full 3-dayer, cruel and unusual punishment this is, and i didn't even do anything wrong

KTIM. I have a job though

that's just bad cornbread
there are many different recipes and some people don't make it right
it should be moist fluffy and mildly sweet as far as I'm concerned... I grew up with fluffy cornbread muffins and don't really like anything else

neet bros... are any of you fit like her
maybe we can link up on our days off work? haha

*puts cell phone up to ear*
hey, cody?... you're gonna wanna see this.

Right it needs to have more of a cake-like texture to it. I used to work in a bakery and the lady would make this

HEAVENLY

cornbread. It sort of looked like this but with a moist, buttery texture on the inside. God help me!

Not me (WFH Ubermensch here) x

Its always this area. So easy to guess once you seen northern India a few times.

I like collard greens but never made them for thanksgiving I prefer roasted sprouts and carrots instead
I have made baked macaroni and cheese a couple of times for thanksgiving though
and a combination of crusty white bread and crumbled cornbread is the best for sage and onion stuffing/dressing

thoughts on the geoguessr worldchampionship the prize pool
and the the controversy around the runner up?

Making tres leches cake x

right on dude i'll just hop in my dad's truck and grab a case of bud on the way

I would rather starve than build wog boxes, serve twats in starbucks or be an uber jeet

raw cheese makes my mouth tingle

why do we have an American Anon Babble general on Anon Babble and why is it called /brit/?
should be /grits/ or something

nigs have a much higher obesity rate than whites you know

what about whites he doesn't know

might go into business looking for old coins

Whats the deal? Havent seen anything

don't like grits
nor polenta

eh?

corrr lads. manipulating my microwilalrd to the mental image of a big fat girthy meaty veiny banana loaf jungle rod BBC absolutely dilating my slutty boi pussy so hard that i'll never be continent ever again

Are Albanians heavily involved in Europe's drug scene?

really starting to miss the global lockdown that covid caused
was amazing getting to wake up and do fuck all work at home while getting paid to essentially have a wank and play games on company time
we really didn't know how good we had it

had

this is just my life now

why is thanksgiving on thursday do yanks get friday off

No but it's a federal holiday so many will get work off. You'll work on Friday then get the weekend.

kek same, I simply never went back to the office after covid my employer closed most of our offices because they realised how much money they could save

been using incognito mode for all my porn watching for years but i don't know why i bother, no one ever uses my computer but me, and even if they tried to i'd still defend it with my life even if it were completely free of naked ladies and in-depth logistical breakdowns of the holocaust

If only there was a place dedicated to yank culture you could ask

Kate Mossball

é vds q britoilas gostam de mamar na rola groça do negao?

really miss these days. first few weeks I was working from home toilberg didn't even check in with me. I was just sat playing playstation drinking beer all day

We both guessed almost the exact same part when it was Chile

I'm never going back to an office again they're fucking awful. Some people say wfh is isolating and lonely but it's not like talking to people in the office is socially rewarding.

unbeleivable

This video is for relaxation purposes only, and not for sexual gratification.

Ah ok, I promise not to masturbate while watching.

the other yank is a nutter
yes most people get friday off

To explain, I have an Albanian coworker from Europe and he was telling me about how Albanians run almost all of the United Kingdom's drug trade (except in Liverpool). He went on a really crazy tirade about this. Saying how Albanians replaced all of the smaller sociopathic gangs and transformed it into a proper streamlined business because of the traditional Albanian honour system and how now there's more violence in Liverpool from native gangs than the rest of the UK because of Albanians.

He also flexed that our PM's dad was maybe an Albanian because his surname is Albanese (which I found funny because Albo's probably the most bipartisanly disliked PM in living memory for a variety of different reasons).

You'll work on Friday then get the weekend.

what a pointless statement yanks really offer nothing to this general

domt know and i dont really care. iv filtered all yank posts because they're all schizophrenic retards. sick of them

this
it's so ingrained in the masses that you can only have a social life through work
I didn't even make friends with those strangers when I was forced to see them

Same lad. I’m never doing another job where office time is mandatory. I don’t mind going into the office every now and then, I do enjoy occasionally catching up with my coworkers but at the end of the day these people aren’t my mates and I wouldn’t spend time with them willingly if I wasn’t getting paid. Would much rather just get on with my work and spend the rest of my time however I want.

My current wfh is good with socialising and we have social events in the calendar and can have a chat. A previous wfh job they were fucking anal and socialising wasn't allowed.

fucking anal

From The Hawk To the Tuah To the rizz To demure Brainrot Tiktok Thats my scene I feel sigma when i FE!N On skibidi Im tryna rizz you for your gyatt IceSpicethat thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go Im into skibidi Edging with my bros They suckin on my toes Englishor Spanish And they froze No point in taxin fanum Cause i goon on my own Forty-something Lunchly boxes Stored in my home Aint new to mewing Ive been edging for so long Im crashing out I need to jelq my drake a load You goofy ahh Bagging the fries You aint the goat John Pork He called I hit the griddy Picked up the Phone Yeeeeaaaaaaah‼

keep recalling that aussie who didn't understand tiktok comments that used "bro"
every other post now I start thinking "how could I reply to this with "bro etc. etc. ""

well that's the end of them then
i'm sure someone else could come along and make the exact same game and make it free, they wouldn't be able to do shit about it since they don't own the rights to google earth

Maybe I fucked up asking you guys since you're terminally online NEETs.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tuah

just harder to find full wfh roles these days

im me and im good cos god dont make junk

why are more jfs coming here fucking sick of it

no-one gives a shit about foreigners or druggies so yeah, off you pop

The majority of software jobs here are hybrid, there are less fully remote ones than during the rona but plenty around.

Are Albanians heavily involved in Europe's drug scene?

yes

FON

:/

Making bacon and egg sandwich for brekkie

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w-we're not JFs are we sir?
*cluthes ragged flat cap in both hands to my chest and stares up at you with big pleading eyes*

I know where Daniel kinahan is so I’m going to turn him in

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just shook a niggerman’s hand

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

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What if you need a wee?

Ausfag here just to correct international opinion.
Albanese is so fucking far away from being the most unpopular PM even along bipartisan lines because both Tony Abbott and Julia Gillard are not just in living memory but recent. They're both considered some of the worst and most disliked PM's in our history.

In 5 years I’ll be a millionaire so yeah

Very irish face

:|

albo seems like an alright bloke, labour in ausland don’t seem to have the same fabian influence as it does in the uk

Take the openguessr pill frend

What are you lads buying your partners for Christmas? My Mrs is hard to buy for, no idea really what to get here I need some inspiration

cronem fresh out the shower singing r&b while his gherkin suite gets cleaned up
youtube.com/watch?v=BZfgJsNwmjM

haha yeah partners

spainnonce you dont have a missus get over it

Dont ask a woman her age
Dont ask a man his salary
Dont ask adam why his trip got banned

blud looking zesty af looool

Dont ask adam why he ate the apple

don’t ask

tickets to the book of mormon
what she wants, apparently

buying my gf a PS5

jeff bezos looked just like kevin spacey back when he had more hair

buying my gf a PS5

adam and eve eating a gherkin with the cronem in the gherkin nigga black batons pale meats nothin rorke cud do about it x

Neither of which introduced the voice referendum, flipflopped on being pro-israel or pro-hamas or tried registering all adults on social media through the social media bill. Leftists hate him for gaza and rightists hate him for the immigrants he brought in - Albo's hated by all because he's spineless, stands for nothing and is completely bought by NWO. There's also a lot of evidence that he's had private sessions with klaus schwab and soros but that's neither here nor there.

mup da dup di fuggin do

mad how mentally broken some of you freaks are

why does every yank tv show (especially from around the 00s) have 22+ episodes per season? i don't have time for this shit, no wonder the screenwriters are constantly pissed off and going on strike

literally just been raped lads

Just responding to lies.

bizarre face looks like a minion

putting saline in my bollocks

how long did it take for you to cum?

*rubs hands*
who are we getting mad today

Morning meats, any plans today?

?
My trip didn’t get banned tho

might put saline in my bollocks

there's no way the demand for BMWF porn is anywhere near as high as the supply, that would be a world i refuse to live in

did 4 press ups and nearly passed out

wonder which is more dangerous saline inflated scrotum or penis in a vacuum jar with water

Alri Mr Muscle

taking some selfies for my 'lyfans

geotastic.net is really good.

But it has ads.

well past my calorie limit today lads
not good

stalking and murdering the ex gf

make sure you read all yank posts in a yank accent of your choosing

yeah, we're looking at one right now
*clicks the arrow*

morning Nonce.

need proof

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Fucking hell Jamie Carragher is such a wanker lmfao

Melty

make sure you read all yank posts

yeah... about that...

grr you only read the first HALF of my post

oh fuck here we go
*disapparates*

what's he done now?

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What do you know about this man?

Being a contrarian nonce about Mo Salah and sucking off the Yanks who own Liverpool

duh, where did he go?

read mine like kevin spacey in midnight in the garden of good and evil

only gone and stomped on a pakis head and send his tooth flying!

This didn't get the respect it deserved

mauritshuis.nl/en/our-collection/artworks/398-ecce-homo/
someone mnake this the new image

just saw advertising

nigga giving out big ups like he think we give a damn

eating a delicious vegetarian stir fry

Close match. First win

hue hue hue hue

What's that?

what's this then, death stranding racing?

Gay Sex Simulator 2024

Sent that fella down for 15 years for wanton buggery

don't reply to adverts, report and ignore

Oh yeah, think I've heard of that one

advertising my cock on the apps

deliveroo it me

Please never (You) me again you tiniest barbarian