3D tellies edishnae
/brit/
Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says
Who u talkin to
what the fuck is this gimmick? bring back the poo smells lad
Me in the middle
reminder that we can repeat the st george's day massacre any time we want
i have 2 or 3 Euro pounds
Imagine not shopping at Waitrose
Hamster in Russian is хoмяк.
The English word hamster is borrowed from German which in turn is borrowed from Slavic. Hamster is a Slavic word.
pounds of what?
Popping owt to Lidl
orange and butter soup
mango chutney soup
Id heard the jokes about english food being bad but i thought they were just jokes
Maybe i was wrong
only problem with AI is how bad is soyjacks out if you ask it about dicks or say "vagina"
Lidl closes at 10. Only Asda is open at this hour.
protest the king
get shot (by government)
imagine this happened today
there wouldnt BE a king after that
Have you tried using less vulgar and loaded language? Try assigned female at birth sexual reproductive organs
Always knew the Australian education system would fail the most vulnerable
big fat useless ugly evil cunt me
She was 16 and 2 days in this music video
youtube.com
ASDA is grim but I feel nostalgic thinking back to when I first went to university in 2015 and would go to the 24/7 ASDA in the middle of the night.
the self checkout at aldi has a male voice, as opposed to every other self checkout that has a female voice (or none at all)
also heard that germans prefer male voices when it comes to AI assistants like siri and navigators like on GPS, apparently germans are extremely averse ot listening to women
based country, should've let them take over europe
Really starting to despise Indians
AFAB / AMAB
hello clevelandclinic-mong
i like actual ones though
yes there would
what are you gonna do?
protest the king?
Trip on tilde
Porn
what did she expect?
wasn't worth posting the first hundred times
Still got thee of their George hoodies five years later.
cry on Twitter from across the globe
im not joking though
190 is going to start spamming the scat webm again
i didn't need to see that
Mate dont get me started
what's a good topic i could use to broach the interest of this lady i've been texting? should i talk about gay porn?
BIG POO
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Same but 2011 in Stafford. Good times. One near me these days closes at 11 i think, but closes the gate on my street about an hour before so you’ve got to go the long way round. Thanks for listening
*gets you started*
George do some decent clothes TBF.
BIG POO
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mate dont get me *parted* sharted like this bathroom wall
Ask her about abortion girls love that stuff
bigguru poou
You did what you did to me
Now, it's history, oh, you see
Things will happen while they can
I will wait here for my man tonight
anime
learning Russian
imageboards
seasidemark
Ah yes, very womanly and feminine interests those.
incense sticks
based or cringe?
I just excreted one.
*puts a key inside you and turns it*
israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world
odds wank
evens food
dubs walk to shop and get more booze
come on dubs
They're on par with primark. H&M hoodies are nice but their t-shirt range is god awful.
Shame Top Man went out of business.
lol we've already discussed this at length, she's in uni to become an OB/GYN so i imagine she'll be murdering a lot of babies in the future
obsessing over /Brit/ personalities
Ah yes, very freakish and incelish interests those
Right so first of all they fucking stink its like theyve never heard of deoderant. Filthy. Disgusting.
On top of stinking like shit constantly they speak like shit too. They speak shitty broken english in their shit accents they put seemingly very little effort into learning the language of the land in which they live and it makes it difficult for me to not only just understand them but to understand what theyre even talking about
On top of that they make little effort to integrate and are more likely to segregate with their own kind so they can continue to stink and speak shit english since they just speak their own shit language with eachother
Also find them to be quite stupid
blud called himself a personality
so close
right then
in a bit lads
She's done you
Young mother killed herself after years of abuse by ex-boyfriend, Preston court told
Watch whoever won the Euro tonight be a Boomer. It's always a Boomer or an old person.
Grim
Maybe the war in ukraine or israel if youve not exhausted that topic
sad that
I have some Primark joggers I wear around the house I bought in 2015 that are still decent TBF. H&M have inconsistent sizing and I think it's overpriced. Never shopped in Top Shop, forget it went actually until you just posted about it.
Anybody want to talk about trannies
if you want to, the police should give me kits for making crack
not to smoke it but for learning
anyone for tennis?
freebase atropine
yanks, where is this location? i feel as though I've seen it before in films
Primark joggers
And their jeans, literally £20 for two pairs of black skinny fits that'll last years and years
only poo once a week, you will have a big poo.
looks like america
kys you evil cretin
wonder what happened to the glin*er poster
rorke wearing his cum crusted primark joggers on his incelwalk
Fascism is innately homoerotic
tight leather uniforms
very strict and harsh control and policing, with harsh punishment
cult around the leader
worship of the male form
extreme militarism
A BDSM fetish by closet benders actualised into a society. No wonder Germans went so overboard with it.
The true, moral, sane white mans system is constitutional monarchy, with a democracy, with a strong sense of Christian conservatism, ethnic nationalism and libertarianism. IE what old Britain was before the 1960s.
I can't help with that. Freebasing is dangerous and illegal. If you have any other questions or need information on a different topic, I'm here to help.
ktim
nowt get past you
horrible pain in my hip there when squatting
rorke explaining the Indo-European language family to his mum while they sit in the doctor's office waiting room
I like cumming inside mine
I prefer a female sat nav because it makes me feel like im being given directions from my wife in the passenger seat and we can get in screaming matches.
Apparently she was sleeping around and the man wasn't having any of it. Mental that you can be sent to jail because someone is mentally ill and before they die they blame you. How about you leave the guy?
hot
potassium sorbate
ok
leftypol taking pride in his appearance lmao
what a odd and short lived gimmick 3D TVs were
the united states of america to be specific
that's it I'm off to gif for a tranny spaff, happy now you ghouls?
leftypol picking up his dog's shite with his bare hands
Na-=O + carboxyl group
i have a 3D computer monitor
This is very specific which makes me believe this is you and you're having a laugh at yourself.
how is militarism or making the healthy body the ideal homoerotic
you the 31 year old bloke who met a transgender person on valerant or whatever it was
Respect the system
i remember my brother bought one and had two pairs of glasses, i was saying at the time there was zero chance him and his gf were going to be sitting next to each other with silly goggles on watch 3d shit in a years time and i was right
leftypol playing with the shaped beads pushing them around the track
life and soul of /brit/ me. If i were to use a trip (which I would never do), people would always be like "haha yes big man's here, now it's a party!" whenever I joined the thread
The one and only
finished my ciggy so goodnight
love your posts mate x
Rorke buying Pepe the frog t shirts off redbubble
Haha it's that fucking wanker, now it's a party
reggie detected
we brought civilisation to the north sea
The Nazis were overbearing militaristic and domineering. Not like the militarism seen in that eras Britain, US or France.
They also weren’t just promoting health. They made naked statues of men, idealised the muscular male body and plastered it everywhere. Had Hitler Youth all shirtless and working out together.
cheers lad, I put in extra effort because I know it brings you joy to read them x
favourite sex positions lads?
my favourites to watch in porn are missionary or spooning, in real life it's doggy
communism is innately obese
massive amounts of food
killing of political dissidents
the colour green
clouds
extreme temperatures
that's what your post looks like
got a new gimmick, it's a good one
leftypol sees an image of a healthy male and his mind immediately goes to homosexual sodomy
never had a 3D telly myself, i'd heard they invented one that didn't require glasses for the 3D effect
yeah mate people have been joking about this for decades
good lad
like you, could tell it was going to fail at its outset, despite it being a hot commodity for a moment
would love a dick to suck, provided it is STI-free
course it's doggy
in my experience ony 1 out of every 4 birds will let you do it from behind though
dunno why
um
keep them thoughts to yourself, yeah?
good lad, love the yeah the boys attitude
Go on then, do it
so are greek statues gay
are old videos of american highschool pe class where everyone is shirtless gay
3D is just one of those perennial fads that springs up in popularity every 10-15 years or so since the 1950s, never has any lasting impact
only in america
we need smellovision
Commiemong has once again won a debate against the dead ideology he's obsessed with
How does he do it lads
*finishes fucking a dog*
ahhhhh so as i was saying about the degenerate nazis...
Sir Gimmick Creator
You're a wolf in sheeps clothing
youtube.com
leftypol thinks this video and this image are gay
fucked the link, here it is:
youtu.be
Undoubtedly the gimmick of the year
not here to be nasty although I am curious as to why you keep bringing it up in /brit/ unsolicited
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
good post
get it filmed
get it uploaded
get it linked
Commiemong explaining why him having homoerotic thoughts whenever a man takes his shirt of near him is actually the fault of people who have been dead for 80 years
we need video games with peripheral setups with a needle that goess in your arm and draws small amounts of blood from your body every time you get hurt in-game
huh thats weird. ive had sex with over 50 women, admittedly mostly prostitutes, and never been refused doggy. maybe its my ugly mug.
might start saying good stuff about iphone or playstation to (you) farm autistimos
just rememberd sacked tranny's vocaroo where he imitates seasidemark's grunts for about 2 minutes non stop
fucking scremogngging
short haired woman is the spitting image of my aunt
better off saying good things about england
Im a serial blogposter and its an important part of my life
too fucking hot today, just can't be fucked
Yes
Yes
But seriously though if you get an iphone just because you think women will judge you negatively for using android then you're the biggest cuck in the world and you should kys
im trying to (you) farm are Anon Babble not downvote farm on reddit
you deserve terminal cancer
it's winter meat
sure they are
With Donald Trump in power in the USA Europe must UNITE into a single federal state and declare WAR on the fascist states of America.
With Donald Trump in power in the USA Europe must UNITE into a single federal state and declare WAR on the fascist states of America.
Give it a fucking rest
is winter meat meant to be hotter than regular meat then?
Americans are the funniest people
stop taking the mick
How were international phone calls possible before wireless calling?
The studios promote it because it forces the cinemas to upgrade their projectors
They used international wires
is bing broken
underwater cables
imagine if trump was actually a fascist and invaded europe and deported all the africans and asians due to his racism!
phones were connected with wires, wires went under the water to different countries
wires
i've had about 10 and tried turning them all around
only 2 let me
those 2 enjoyed it the most as well
none were prostitutes
I pray for the next generation
too cozy to sleep
how did they lay the wires
The uk and australia should join America as the 51st state
Water conducts electricity though?????
i like me suitcase!
the bloody bastard he's RUINED bradleyposting
who asked? why do you y*nks keep inventing fictional adversaries in your head?
dont know
with a big boat
do i have to go to school naow
How often do you premature ejaculate with prostitutes and what happens then if still have a long time booked with her?
already sick of christmas
it's not fictional you stupid homo I've seen people say that on this very board, I daresay perhaps even this general
nailed them to fish
how did a leader in rome contact a general in somewhere like gaul to attack something before phones and that? mental
I don't use a smartphone at all.
smoke signals mate
and you waited until now to say anything? pack it in you whining little tart
they used falcons to carry messages
i kneel
messengers
might start saying good stuff about iphone or playstation to (you) farm autistimos
why not just say "do you fancy doing some doggy?"
rather than trying to turn them around
getting raped up the arse
rome was of course famous for having tight control over what their generals did
i'm a serial blogposter
I can appreciate the honesty
me? listening to brian cox on joe rogan, like him talking about space haha proper big innit
Every MN post was easily replied to with 'Parklife!'. He loved a bit of it
nanomachines son
Because they like being controlled
If you ask them they dry up like the kalahari
im not raping you we're making love
beer weather
talking about it kills the mood
rather just bang on some smashing pumpkins and get to it
don't reply to me
saw your mum at the store today
Mental how inferior Indians are on so many metrics
Got Wordle in 4
Jewish girl, 16, is rushed to hospital 'after being smashed in face and head with glass bottles' when yob launched 'hate crime attack' on school group
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A LAD IN A VAG
common british w
Irish diaspora's dream society
How often do you premature ejaculate with prostitutes
Never happened to me. I usually have the opposite issue. Takes ages to cum and they start saying "times up in 5 minutes" and that.
what happens then if still have a long time booked with her?
If you can spaff twice in the time most will let you but its only happened for me once or twice. If I click with them then a little cuddle and chat after shagging is nice. Plenty of times they have given me an after shag massage. A few times ive reciprocated and given them a massage. But if I dont really connect with them ill just shower and leave and a some bad punts ive skipped the shower and gtfo asap.
without realising
heathermong
remember when julius caesar came back nfrom iberia and said he killed a million spaniards and enslaved a million more and everyone cheered
cor those were the days eh?
Do you want to hear about my trans gf? If not i wont bother you with it
What makes a bad punt?
How much time do you usually book with them?
They know. They're gaslighting you. It's supposed to make you angry. They're laughing at you.
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gato
If you've got something to share and it makes you happy, /brit/'s an open forum
love going a week without wanking then doing a mad gooning sensing. when i cum after week of build up the intensity is so much greater, i always get this intense physical sensation in my bellend as im cumming, it feels so damn good but if im knocking out a wank a day i dont get it desu
thought it was one from the start?
Na thats not true. Women like being romanced by fancy city slicker talk, not handled like livestock.
You sound a bit bent.
It's the truth.
The Irish diaspora dream about and envisage a happy-clappy, multicultural society. They're like children.
woah
reject protestantism, return to the church
Reject all religion and embrace atheism
you ought to get a knock for this papist heresy
fucking wouldn't mind one of these in this heat but it's 1pm on a wednesday
get it down ya boy
they start saying "times up in 5 minutes"
don't reckon i could ever get a bonk on again let alone finish in 5 minutes after hearing that
reminds me of when i phoned up a sex phone line
cost me 2 quid to listen to some bird laughing with her mates for 30 seconds while i waited for her to grab the phone and start talking dirty
when she finally picked up the phone and said "are you horny?" i went "NOT ANY MORE" and hung up lol
haha won't take much convincing
ausland has fallen if you can't have a cheeky pint because it's le hecking weekday
It's 2AM
Nah id better not
Lots of transphobic rorkes in here who will take the piss out of me most likely
love dogs me haha look at these fuckers ahah
Angela Merkel said it was her Christian faith that drove her to allowing over a million refugees to enter Germany in 2015
Based
go on
has she got a willy?
how big is it?
it's very good at assimilating people
constant race baiting in the media
race riots
something happens in america about their racist police, has to happen here too
pakistanis are still muslims
acid attacks are becoming more common (very proud british tradition)
every single immigrant claim they are not british but also simultaneously british when wanting to get one over on rightoids
scottish people are still a thing
welsh people are still a thing
irish people are still a thing
you're either from london or the rest of the country, there is no inbetween
yeah "assimilate". feel propa part of this country me lol
more me stopping myself rather than being stopped, pubs open at like 10am here
What makes a bad punt?
Bait and switch. Grotty flat. Prostitute with a bad attitude or rubbish technique. Or just no chemistry, no connection, a lack of mutual attraction.
How much time do you usually book with them?
If I dont know them half an hour but if I get there and she is fit ill ask for an hour. I prefer an hour. Gives me adequate shagging time. I don't like to rush.
i think it was likely trying to fix the german population collapse
very nice webm
Gives me adequate shagging time.
screaming at how cringe that sounds
Little micropeen ting
But she doesnt like me playing with it i think she would rather pretend its not even there but thats okay with me since im hetero
35 C in Sydney currently
Australians do not suffer
fake webm
If I get the "times up in 5 minutes" ill just furiously wank off on their tits.
holy grim
I certainly am not complaining
Do their pussies feel any different to those of non prostitutes?
since im hetero
get them all rounded up and skinned alive
yeah i heard the hormones will do that
shame
glad you two are happy together though
i envy you
Touch your face if you want to know what a real pussy feels like
soulless
your most notable building is an opera house? who even watches opera
Is you gay?
she
No two vaginas are the same. But to be fair the women ive shagged who weren't prostitutes might as well have been, they were slappers anyway. Maybe some virgin vagina is better.
Thanks mate im very happy just scared of losing her because like i said earlier there is a lot of competition for peng trannies
I heard some absolutely fucking dogshit rap "music" yesterday. It sounded like someone writing a parody about stereotypical shitty rap. It was some woman rapping in ghetto language about how she has a giant ass. Literally that was the song. The music sucked too.
It does look soulless compared to a US skyline
are you fucking kidding, pot calling the kettle black you unabashed hypocrite
we've got beautiful sandstone victorian architecture on every streetcorner
rubbish, goose-tier post. You're a goose mate. A complete and utter goose. You should go away and have a think
Complete goose you are
goose mate, you're an utter goose
Im straight
Can you guess what a woman's vagina will feel like from her build, height, etc.?
ohhh, looks like we got ourselves an opera lover
they're evil, once when i was looking for a new flatshare, their postings would always say "applicants must be punjabi" or whatever specific breed of pajeet they were
can you imagine if i went on there renting out a room and i said "whites only?" i'd be lynched in the street
not that i would want to live with smelly currymunchers anyway mind you
Thousands of NSW residents wake to no power as heatwave rolls on.
there is a lot of competition for peng trannies
But you is avin homosexual relations
her
Coming soon to ASDA
dunno why you're laughing when there's no competition for you lol
.
Yeah i see where youre coming from but the way i see it is: shes femenine, female presenting and feels female then shes female and that makes it straight
my tooth, eyes and ear hurt
..
Black men
all of these closeted gays who shag trannies but are desperate to tell everyone how straight they are, it's really just homophobia at the end of the day, just awful shit lying people
:o
fucks sake the boardies from outer Anon Babble will be flocking in now
What about them
you having a whinge are ya? have a teaspoon of cement and harden the fuck up dimitri
No I can't. I'm not a gynaecologist, just a punter. I remember shagging a skinny little 25 year old ginger girl and expecting her to have a nice tight little minge but she had a flappy loose one.
shes femenine, female presenting and feels female then shes female
no that's not how it works mate
women aren't just a collection of sexist stereotypes
you're a misogynist and a self-loathing gay
I could never think the way you do
You're deceiving yourself
Thing is im not gay i like girls all my previous gfs were afab women but this current gf happens to be trans
Liars
it's a quint lil bro, it's not that serious
Black porn
Thing is im not gay
fuck off i hate lying cunts like you
im not gay i just happen to be shagging a bloke
Do you go for variety or quality? If you find escorts you like, do you visit them multiple times?
We millennials understood the difference between a man and a woman
If you shag a tranny that's gay sex
what are you on about
yeah she might not be technically 100% female, but your man isn't thinking about blokes when he has sex with her
she's as female as he needs her to be and that's that
You end up with variety because they tend to move in and out of the work or move on. I like multiple visits when I can but it depends on how much I can afford it.