Who are the best tourists in your country?

Japanese tourists are VERY nice and respectful!

This makes me the best one because I was there!

you were the worst one
never come here again

Yeah I forgot about those.
A neighbouring region of ours gets quite a few of those but I only hear negative things about them (they clog up the road and dont tip)

dunno
but i know who are the worst:
chinese
i really hate them.

The Japanese and maybe scandinavians

Everyone except germans

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Germans, I saw one asking a smackhead if he was ok and freaking out when he dropped dead in the street while everyone else just carried on, I asked if he was ok and found out he was a German tourist. We got talking and he offered to buy me a coffee, I accepted and we talked and I explained to him that this country is a thirdie shithole with a stock market attached. Later I walked him to his hotel room and watched a movie, he cuddled me and we've been together ever since.

All because a German tourist saw an average Birmingham resident drop dead off smack. He's a lot more jaded about the world now however he always tells me he's got me to protect him. I love Germans so fucking much :)

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everyone hates the french and german tourists here since they're all hippies who live in cheap vans and don't have any money and go around begging and going to homeless shelters and shitting outdoors

cute :3

In our defence we do send you our worst

Do French tourists there also have a reputation for shoplifting?
Also this

Czechs and Slovaks. Germans (I count Austria as German and NL as German tho) maybe. Perhaps tier is Norwegians/Swedes. Other than that all of them are utter shit. The shittiest are Finns and the russosphere.

our worst go either to mallorca and drink themself to death or go through austria like here to italy.

kek, yeah that sounds exactly like the type of people who would travel to New Zealand

I'd argue that the type of germans that go to Australia and New Zealand are atleast equally bad in their own way as our party tourists.

True, I feel like we tend to have similar vacation tendencies. Our white trash and foreigners go to Spain and Maghreb, retarded hippies go to Australia and NZ.

i don't know what kind of people go to australia or new zealand, so i cannot talk about it. but then i see our drunk tourists on mallorca, i always feel ashamed.

I would guess girls who want to "find themselves"

There are two major types:
1. Upper middle class girls fresh out of school who spend 6 month there and then spent the next decade talking about it to anyone who doesnt run away fast enough and also act like they basically only speak english now despite their english still being garbage
2. Hippies who want to spend as little money there as possible and are basically homeless and survive through illegally working or begging.

i always feel ashamed

So do I but atleast they are isolated from the general population.

Best

Idk seriously, the Spanish or de Brits when they're not drunk.

Worst

I've hear bad things about the Chinese, seems to be a global trend though, and Brits when they're drunk lol

The duality of brits

My online German friend visited London and asked me why there were so many homeless people here. I didn't know what to tell him, other than that Britain is a shithole.

London is a shithole. Britain is actually quite adorable.

Yes, he should have visited Birmingham

They're usually great tourists here, but beer is cheap, so they get drunk very easily and start shit and then the police handles them.

Sarcasm set aside, I bet you feel the same way about France. Get out of the big cities and you'll find it quite enjoyable.

Yes we usually have decent ones here as well. Spain gets all the rejects
Indeed, I'm memeing but we are very similar in this regard

Not really. A lot of germans go to Croatia, Bulgaria, Greece, Turkey or Scandinavia but I dont really see many french people there.

I doubt a single tourist has ever visited my town. Not even BB

nipponese

i don't think we have any tourists

Indeed, I'm memeing but we are very similar in this regard

The sad story of practically every European country,

French tourists are fucking assholes

Why do you hate them so much?

You met a nice guy, when I visit my girlfriend in her shithole Midlands town, at most I'll gawk at the locals and the poverty lol

Lmao yeah, every upper middle class girl here goes to Australia/New Zealand to "find herself", "become worldly", or "reconnect with nature" or some shit to post on Instagram

Why are you such an asshole

I used to work the night shift at a hotel when I was a student and Americans are unironically the best. Always positive, always polite, they all have a great attitude and tip you like crazy. I always made sure to give them the best treatment. Also, the girls are always horny as fuck.

Never had any problems with them

Germans stereotypically steal our moose crossing signs, but might be alright otherwise.

Hey, I have one of those.

Thanks, I like visiting Germany and we take skiing trips in the mountains. Honestly a breathtaking country, I'm sorry what the migrants did to it.

I didn't know what to tell him, other than that Britain is a shithole.

Explain that the perception he gets in movies is an idealized portrayal of Britain when in reality it's much more like an empire, with the police appealing to communities via their leaders instead of imposing law and order fairly and imposing strict punishments for anyone who upsets the imperial colonial order. It's less of a country and more a set of neo-fiefdoms inhabited by disparate, desperate groups that are in constant tension with one another.

You're right, I as a 21 year old should single handedly solve all structural issues that lead to poverty and destitution in that land. I'll get started tomorrow

Yeah, this place is a shithole and there's no dressing it up or denying it.

Nah, he's just telling the truth. This shithole is dying, anyways.

We don't get non german tourists

Lolwut? Germany is in the top 10 countries worldwide by number of international tourists. Berlin alone gets like 5 million per year. Munich and Hamburg are also not far behind. If you don't live in a complete shithole you'll meet plenty of tourists in the summer.

Nah, he's just telling the truth

He's a big fat cunt and you know it and I know it and he knows that we know

They dont visit northern Hessen though

live in a complete shithole

I do

Have you ever set foot there? Had a gander around the city centre?

A big fat cunt just replied to me in this thread.

There used to be 350 000 Wehrmacht in our country and you made a very good impression and defended us against the Soviet, just wanted to say thank you lads. Be proud of your grandparents. My grandfather drove motorcycle and hung out in the barracks in Narvik. He saw Tirpitz and Z-class destroyers.