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incels are creeps and need to go back to r9k
real new
you had 1 job timmy u furry fuk
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shit thread by reddit tourists
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I once met an archeologist and he said to me communism is not an ideology but a race and i asked him what do you mean by that and in very serious voice he said their bones look different i have never seen a communist that had the same body structure like other people
some only realize souls are real once they lose theirs
first post
BEST post
Stessafrocio
thread splitting
arguing about incels
time for a break from /cum/
Well communists aren't human so there is that
Coffeemaker broke
I had to buy a new coffeemaker recently as well, but at least it's black friday deals
If incels are so creepy why are 100% of rapes caused by sex-havers?
i use a french press, and i don't break it because i'm not a retard
Yeah I missed out bad timing stupid coffeemaker
missed out on what...
Dark horizons come close to me
And magic will be my key
I will travel through the gate
To be the finder of my fate
Nox, the night and key
I will open your old mystery
I use a French press
100% of rapes are caused by incels and negroes (spiritual incels)
en.m.wikipedia.org
Puma/leopard hybrids are real and they are prone to dwarfism
What a cutie pie oh my goodness
how can they be celibate if they just had sex?
Pumapard
They could have thought of a better name
Mom is thirst trapping Facebook boomers again
your mom is a romanian camwhore?
How old is your mom and does she still look good for her age?
If I were rich I would secretly breed humans with chimpanzees to see if a hybrid could be produced
in 2004 you could buy a large whopper combo with apple pie for $5
Does she have a nice GYATT or
Yes.
whoppers were actually good back then too
you could just go fuck a chimpanzee I'm sure, the africans do it all the time
Cute woofers
damn, movies back in the day had much more overt product placement instead of mixed race couples, yas queens, and beta goylems
The people in Congo tried this. This is how the HIV-virus was transmitted to humans for the first time.
BURGERS?
yes actually, burgers
I love hamburgers so much
Me too. I rarely eat them anymore but a couple times a year I'll treat myself
post some good gospel
I yearn for Jesus
Almost time to do my taxes again
One month left
why are asian girls so cute, they are just so adorable, white women could never
youtube.com
FOB Asian girls always act like you're raping them
that's cause your dick is too big for them
Hey there handsome
don't post like that it looks weird
I would still like to know where to find mildly autistic eastern european girls like the romanian girl posted earlier
probably eastern europe?
Just bustin ya balls
hell yeah!
And how do i, as an american, find one?
fly to eastern europe?
Hmmmmm
Quite the hypothesis
WELL I suppose so
You won't fly anywhere because you're poor
I need to burn in hell
deathly ill for 24 hours
Me when i eat canned tomatoes
are u better
what went so wrong
no
Cars
business idea: rape my goonstick to h-manga
If you one day wake up and find yourself somehow with children with the names ‘Archie’ and ‘Lilibet’ you will know you have woken up in a ‘bad place’
don't matter what your name is. i'm calling you "faggot" no matter what
Thanks Trump
uhh those roo fuckers are NOT up to any good
Trump would never sell American weapons to Israel at a 25% markup and it wouldn't matter anyway since that money is yours to begin with.
why is this image AI upscaled?
id bet my balls this is fake
i thought australia started bioengineering rabbit diseases
it's true the genshin and fortnite hebe threads on Anon Babble made me lose interest in 3d women
i only exist to goon now
it's not
oh yeah? what upscaling algorithm was used on it?
If you don't see the tight connection between Yimbyism and Zionism at this point I don't know what to tell you. It has all the usual nonsense about innovation, making the desert bloom, the natives are inherently less advanced, etc.
How do you make a more attractive rabbit
you ever seen lola bunny man?
Just in time for the Trump Tower construction in Hebron
none
why are you afraid of real women
please keep politics on the Anon Babble - politics board.
thank you!
Even if I never had to work another day in my life, my shit would still be ruined because I've spent so much of my life at toil
have you SEEN helsie from fortnite
no. isn't fartnite a kids game?
helsie
literally who
We have so many stupid studies confirming what any idiot can figure out on his own because we have so wildly overproduced social ‘scientists’ that they have nothing better to do - and many of them aren’t smart enough to do anything not obvious.
Tell me secret knowledge.
Focus on the spot slightly below the top of the pussy and you'll make her cum very easily
the albanian mafia hold lobbyist positions in central boston and hoard gold to ship back to their home country. they lure in government operators by conducting occult practices to convince yuppie schmucks to give them their money which they then either leverage for albanian power in congress or to ship back to albania for personal profit.
I work for a private company that has tech to listen to your phone even if shut off and the battery is out of it.
post ai slop
crazy to think about how fungus came first before plants and animals, and that theyre more closely related to ainmals than plants
freaky shrooms
what if I put it in a soundproof container
my name is mohammed
I'll have a cappuccino and the biggest plum you can find
Then we can't listen.
do u use this to make faceberg and amazon ads that highlight products I was just talking about with my friends?
imbecile.
prison escape
We have only used it when we have government contracts in other countries.
We probably would use it in other countries if we were there, but I am just talking about jobs I have worked.
I am not sure about the legality of using it in country, but I think we could, but it's not needed for us to do that here.
You can't fade my AI Capybarae
my dinner with andre is pure shit
but it's not needed for us to do that here.
why not? everyone already got the NSA spying on them
Yeah what I kiss you?
You don't understand how tariffs work
why not? everyone already got the NSA spying on them
Yes, you answered your own question.
NSA
and more
walking on the nature trail
hear walking behind me
turns into a FULL SPRINT
before i can turn around a girl flies past me
resumes walking regularly once she's ahead
erm...?
i need someone to take care of me
The clitoris is a myth
wow it's really like i'm in the exact same /cum/ thread from last night
i dont even remember last night, i gotta stop drinking so much
my new car has a section in its puter system for tracking sports games [no NFL tho] so i put dortmund in it
poggers
wow it's really like i'm in the exact same /cum/ thread from last night
don't worry it's nothing like last night
she NEEDED you to stare at her ass
it was necessary
still sick? i can bring u some lipton lemon tea and benadryl/tylenol
second jury summons in two years
I think someone at the courthouse hates me
what the hell is a dortmond
bundesliga
Israel / Hezbollah ceasefire
thank you biden-sama for continuing to bring peace to the world
think I might get some chick-fil-a
Sharks are older than trees
im talking about fungus THOUGH
my whole body hurts
time to mention jury nullification, one small trick to never be a juror again
all trump btw
biden is in a dementia ward
city decides that the best time to start roadwork is during the holidays
that's even more confusing you speaking the queen's english here or what bud
i made a big pot of slop, im gonna get another bowl
I really hate AI images, don't know why.
How big would a hamster have to get before it just considered you food and tried to eat you
she NEEDED you to stare at her ass
OR she wanted to stare at HIS ass and needed an excuse to get closer
They are soulless
your indian genes awakening at the thought of a grifter not getting their commission
all I can think is it's because they are all a little bit creepy, and yeah, no soul, it's just fakey shit
LMFAO
Probably never because they eat plants and insects
there is something indian about them
It's not so funny that you had to post it agian.
i'm a walkable city chad which is why i live in the urban metropolis of [whatever city you hate]
what if a little guy came out your tv and run under the cupboard or something and you never saw him again
europoor detected opinion rejected
This is true. what's the national animal of germany? besides the eagle you can't have that
Just won a debate with 2 redditors, very easy
Please send us links so that we can bask in your wit and intellect.
Every federal state and every town has its own coat of arms, which often includes an animal. My federal state has a coat of arms with a lion.
i don't think i've ever posted to Anon Babble in my life to be quite honest with you mi famiglia, shaking my damn head.
is that Hessen?
can you point out all the provinces of our canada?
We're rapidly approaching a bare minimum of 2 million dollars to support a comfortable retirement
and by rapid i mean like 20 years
No, it's Thurigia but Hessen's flag looks indeed very similar.
Hessen
lol dumb american can't tell thurigia's flag from hessen's
1. BC
10 i think is NFL
2 or 3 is called northern territory i think
9 or 2 is called yukon
4 i think is quebec
7 i think is ontario
5 or 6 or 8 is saskatchewan
cant do anymore
Ich habe jahrelang in Bad Kissingen gelebt
schwul
You will die on August 17th 2044
Yeah it's easy
you cheated
maybe 3 out of 13
That's OK. If you can find my country on a map, then you have probably more probably geography knowledge than most of your countrymen.
That's town where the surname of Henry Kissinger originated.
goodbye /cum/, i'm doing the long drive to see my parents this thanksgiving
why is brian sperging out again?
chick-fil-a cancelled, think I'll go to raising cane's instead
Have you ever been to BK?
everyone I don’t like is Brian
Okay Brian just go ahead and post your DOB and show that you’re not 16
Zach turn off your VPN
i very proudly dont know a goddamn thing about the midwest or new england
Clearly a Californian ID so if anything you're actually the Brian unless you show proof you're not from Illinois
drive safe
no it's not, prove it
be careful out there
clearly
no, not really
i have no fucking ability to recognize that id from that sliver
youre actually samefagging
No, I haven't visited Bad Kissingen but I sometimes eat at Burger King.
We beat your ass almost two hundred years ago and you're still seething lol
Can you link it?
I'm looking forward to Christmas
exactly, almost assuredly a shitinois ID
geoguessr.com
Not really I'm just not retarded
for me it's most flyovers
Salt is one molecule away from bleach
It looks like mine and I’m form California though
goddamn you people are stupid
Why are you so scared to post your birthdate?
Everyone knows calipoornians are retards though
you are dumb
I think I have unironically have a prostitute gf. I've been seeing this hot Korean prostitute for a year now. We've been doing GFE stuff over time and I don't pay extra for it. We make out, we cuddle, sometimes she gives me treats, she gave me her phone number, etc. Just recently she gives me long hugs and looks at me in my eyes and calls me names like "my love." I'm starting to wonder a little bit if she really is starting to get attached to me. Am I just a naive fool and I'm falling for the oldest trick in the book?
Alright what’s that gotta do with the fact that the license is from California
You guys just have boring ass looking licenses I guess because I can instantly a CA license
US states are easy, but things like canadian provinces are fake and gay so who cares
lindy
bro is getting married to a whore
just "forget" to pay her and you'll know
margarine tastes like shit and is bad for you THOEVER
Alright what’s that gotta do with the fact that the license is from California
because only calipoornia retards would think anyone besides bouncers would memorize what state IDs look like
Americans treat us so badly
Ask her to marry you
I've never treated a Canadian in real life in any way at all
Shut up, Canada.
domain of olympic heights
players in cross dressed armor gain 100% attack damage and 25% speed
I don't
I guess we should just make better allies with Europe
Okay so why are you afraid of posting your date of birth though? Are you maybe Brian calling other people Brian to get people off your scent?
brian isn't even posting here you absolute nimrod
Also, had to guess most States in New England but I was very good in the South and at the East Coast.
Post your date of birth, my teenage friend. I want to see how your year of birth starts with 20
why are you so autistic btw?
Yo what's her name? let me try that pussy a few times before you two get married
Why are you underage?
seriously. the constant sperging, the being unable to tell different people apart, the incelism.
ALL classic symptoms of tism
How should we treat Canadians then?
Went to Santa Monica
Didn’t know Nick Cage had an Asian wide until I saw this
Sure man, I'm autistic
Now why are you so afraid of posting your date of birth? It's because it's after 2006, right?
avril lavrine looking more like a trailer park mom everyday
He seems like the type who'd create more elliot rodgers
completely and totally unaware of balkan countries or baltics that arent estonia
Just post when you were born and he’ll stop
You do have a license, right ?
Two types of people ITT
ELL:
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
or
as I like to call them
soon to be Russian Clay again
could you give me a reason why i should know where masacheusetts and new hampshire are
Like frens
We should take the test for a thirdie continent like Africa.
Babe Ruth’s nickname was “Nigger lips”
i do literally refer to them as 'those 3 countries by russia and finland'
that guy sperged out for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT a few weeks ago, so that's not true lmao.
because he's underage
I beat you by 4 entire seconds lmao retard
Interesting because I don’t post on weekends
Time to take your pills, not everyone is the same person
You’re below the age of 18 just admit it junior
a sexless marriage used to be grounds for divorce
this is something
that we should
RETVRN to
Serbian president is called "Pussy lips" by some.
I didn't try really hard. Don't be so rude!
i do not plan on learning the thirdie islands
how do I get canadian friends? the closest things are picrel and they hiss at me when I introduce myself
You know, you were there for three days sperging out as well though
So you're both autistic but he posted that he was born in 1997 and you haven't posted anything so I gotta go with you being a lil autistic baby while he's old and autistic
I didn't try really hard. Don't be so rude!
that guy is our resident autistic sperg. he's always angry about something stupid, best to just ignore him
I got lucky with some of the islands
What are you even talking about
Why do you think everyone is the same person
I know because every time I came to the thread he was sperging about the exact same thing. I suppose you probably live on /cum/ though, grim. I guess incelism is on the rise
everyone is me
Time for your pills Brian
he's mad at someone and was looking for an opportunity to lash out at him
I don't know much about those islands in the Pacific. Just klicked randomly.
I don't? stupidass, just pointing out that the angry guy is always sperging out. Try working on your reading comprehension, sweetie
So you're checking /cum/ enough to know what's always going on here but I'M the one who lives here
Okay man
There is more than one angry sperg here sweaty
UMMMMM you just said that I'm the "resident sperg" while sperging out at the guy who wants to know when you were born
That means you think I'm him
You really gotta calm down, you're getting tunnel vision
Stop replying as fast as the limit will let you
Very good! Jimmy Kimmel lied when he showed that Americans were bad at geography.
you guys haven't pissed me off yet
real new
go make coffee
come back to Brian calling everyone me
IT'S TIME TO POST YOUR DATE OF BIRTH, SON
I'm not trying to make anybody angry. I'm another poster who wasn't in this conversation jumping in to point out "strait fax"
i'm a 30 year old boomer
What you don't get is that the guy you replied to thinks everyone is the same person
Saying it and posting your driver license with proof of it aren’t the same thing
you clearly are the one who lives on cum. you should maybe try making some friends since you can't consider the fact that a person could come by at any point in those three days and see a spergout continuing and then leave
I dunno where canadians congregate in America
N-NO I DON'T SPEND ALL MY TIME ON /CUM/
Yes you do just admit it
Yeah you just drop by to check in once a day and then leave
Holy fucking shit who are you trying to impress here
why do you think we're the same person?
fat secretly loves me and wants me here. he cant be without me
remembering that forever
the burden of proof lies with the person making the claim but I'm not who you think I am
I think Detroit and Vermont in general and washington DC too when they burn our buildings down
I don't, I just think it's a good policy to have everyone post proof of being over 18
We need to have ID vertification to post on Anon Babble next
that's not what I said, dimwit
someone make a real new
a person could come by at any point in those three days and see a spergout continuing and then leave
Then what did you say?
I said you should make some real friends, LOSER
Unlike you who sits here 24/7 monitoring some sperg and giving updates
Okay you fucking faggot
You're unemployed, aren't you?
go to cum
see schizopoo sperging
leave cum until the next day
why is this so hard for your pea brain to comprehend?
anyways get some friends, LOSER
a sexless marriage used to be grounds for divorce
Women use that all the time. Doesn't really matter though, if they stop having sex they'll probably just fight and divorce anyways.