chocolate poo edish
/brit/
Why'd you delete the link to this ?
What's your current style, mouthyank?
salivating at this
renewing my L plates tomorrow
hopefully they dont make me wait 6 months to sit the test because i need my license asap to escape this incel prison
?
Stupid cunt
remember when emos emerged as a gayer version of goths, and then scene kids emerged as an even gayer version of emos?
3pm.
early
grucore
yeah I remember your grandad and dad, respectively, where you going with this?
dressing like an eastern bloc prison guard on his lunch break isn't a style
Hope this prick is dead
mad how if you get in an accident in an EV you basically brick the whole thing
Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says.
wasn't worth posting off-topic the first time either
you think that's air you're breathing?
if you're in QLD, NSW, or victoria you don't need to retake the test
the cronem are outside the gates waiting
.........
cope
Remember air fryers? air? fryers? yer big sister sending you crunchy cornflake air fryer chicken instagram reels? what were that all about?????
yea
ah yes, quick lundown and not safe work
All right you scallywags. I'm here to whip this thread into shape.
such as?
any good ones
i've got quite a low risk tolerance
THREAD THEME
You think that's stairs you're walking down?
u wot?
sperm mania
wonder how sensitive you have to be to get offended by a story of someone dying with an image of a man laughing
you think that's poo in your barmcake?
i read "cronem" in my head in an exaggerated upper class received pronunciation rolling the R sound like a 19th century elderdly aristocratic women. So it goes,
ahhh yes...the CRRROOOOOnem very good
once bitten, and twice shy...
you call me a, stupid poopy guy
you think those are meat pies you're not a fan of?
you think that's air you're frying?
like Dave Atbo saying "slothe"
you think that’s a big black cock you’re riding?
you think that's ermmmmm... haha !
never had a meat pie but I'd give them a go
do you have a point?
I’d eat little miss smelly bum Emma Watson’s poo.
you think that's a machine you're operating?
Did you know that only about half of the Star Wars galaxy was explored and mapped out? The other half was called the Unknown Regions and almost nobody went there.
Filming a wildlife documentary in York
there's not a man in this thread who i couldn't easily destroy with my bare hands
mum saw the onlyfans subscription renewal notification popup on my phone
that's not fair I only have human hands! LOL
I had this dream where I was in this diner that was being turned into a theater and arcade and the place was haunted by the ghost of an old Swedish navy officer from the 1700s and he had this weird twitch in his arm that would make him spaz out.
any good gifts for mumberg lads
feel lost
fat gay cunt.
dad wants another bag of compost for christmas again
haha cheeky x
ignorant circumcised mutt
doing good on the horses today
just realized i dressed like peter griffin today
there's not a man in this thread who i couldn't easily destroy with my bare hands
give him what he wants
spamming/flooding
rorke refusing to explain why he has tor browser installed on his lenovo yoga laptop and a huge magnet within reaching distance
18-year-old arrested after dead infant found in hospital’s Safe Haven Baby Box
business idea: online compost shop called dotcompost
I'd eat your arse for breakfast, boy
haha xx
if you had to be molested growing up would you prefer the nonce was black or white
black
meet me round the back of the marche de noel and say that
cash me ousside
is that you? you look like a jew m8
we got French human wombles before GTA 6
There was a Force power called flow walking which was sort of like time travel in a way and Jacen learned this power and he also learned how to make his presence in the Force invisible and so no one could sense him even if he was right in the same room with them.
What's the gravy situation?
LGBTQ = PAEDO
Five survivors found day after tourist yacht sank in Red Sea
let him inside
this is chris chan's gf and the mother of his autismo antichrist baby
she is in her early 30s if you can believe that
how do they say shalom in australia?
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catyank engaging in some off topic spamming avatar use again is he weird how he never gets banned or any posts removed ever must be a mod or something
Oh fuck off with this already
She's not pregnant
placing a long rubber tube up my arse and siphoning the poo straight into my mouth
"g'day cunt" or alternatively "scarnon cunt"
Can't be arsed showering before toil. I'm just going to get changed and pack my toilbag then go in a bit earlier than strictly necessary.
hand crafted
dont fucking care
whys everyone got an encyclopedic knowledge of this autist
i want to believe
usually i don't care either but this is really big
whitest frenchman
scarnon?
me when I get flashed
have never and will never find chris chan entertaining
baby box
for people to just dump unwanted babies like they're throwing away a bin bag
these are and actual thing that exists
lil zoomer bro with 500 hours of youtube documentary knowledge on chris chan but 0 hours experience in women lmfao
how can you look at this man and not instantly understand he is a nonce
NEW ASIAN QT IN UK VIDEO
youtu.be
he's literally the most documented person in history
all because people like lolcows
'farms mentality was a mistake
it's a contraction of "what's going on"
ktim
recently had colleagues complain about a weird smell in the office as well
The lunch, oбeд if you will
It really isn't
Chris just babbled incoherently about what he would do if he had a child, as he's said multiple times for over a decade
Someone donated to his stream and asked him a question about that, he answered it, some ween mong then posted a clip of it on reddit out of context (keep in mind he says literally nothing about pregnancy)
There's nothing more to it
Spaki this is literally you except your best years are decades in the past
sounds nothing like it
are you pulling my leg?
very lowbrow stuff
schizophrenic little freak
currently browsing the 'Trannies pissing' thread on Anon Babble
hope you get conscripted and brutalised by the russian scum you idolose
wish i were jewish
had a week + 2 days off work, back tomorrow, have not washed or showered once in that time
proper stinky cunt I am
Darth Plagueis owned an entire moon.
Adams carer went out to grab him a meal deal
really wanna nutt in a vagina
whatsgoing on
whatscarn on
s'goingon
scarnon
Not that difficult
eating meat is evil
you are evil
an evil tranny if you will
ALDI don't do meal deals you fat spacker
well imagine an australian accent, then imagine that accent saying "what's goin on" in a highly abbreviated manner
makes perfect sense to me
2 mains and a bottle of coke
knew brookie was a fat bastard
sitting in my room, being epic B)
Whys he calling himself an evil russian tranny
how did Einstein end up advertising smart meters
it's his way of trying to stay ambiguous samefagging
your dad already got given the thick-as-pigshit meters job
eating meat is evil
ALDI don't do meal deals you fat spacker
Eating a meal poo
Coke is coke zero
Sandwich is 450 kcal
Sushi is 350 kcal
I walk to work and back and am on my feet all day. Usually burn around 700 kcal during a work day, sometimes more.
she is in her early 30s
yeah i can actually. anyone who has been close to her says you can see crows feet and slightly wrinkly skin.
shes actually looks way older but younger at the same time.
Einstein's theory of relativity is bollocks and even he admitted that it relied on arbitrary assumptions that he couldn't prove.
well i suppose time will tell won't it?
makes perfect sense to me
course it does, cunt
Lunch break is over
iggy amore creampie
Even if he did explicitly say he got someone pregnant, how is this any different from all the other times he's lied about shit
Time is shaped like a spiral telephone cord. It has cycles but it still follows a linear path. It isn't purely cyclical.
girlie what the duck
have never and will never respect people who make the things they're not interested in a point of pride
Watching upside minecraft speedrun
Ah the incels are discussing the sex life of their autistic role model again
del GATO
Almost time for my 3PM walk around town :)
Shadowbanned by the janny
what are the latest memes? not gimmicks, i'm up to date on that front
poo
There's this one called gondola and it's really funny.
Mental how people like Ghengis Khan existed just shagging the arses clean off the most prime pussy available and sending messengers to cities to tell them to kneel or they would be burned to the fucking ground.
Fast forward to now, I've got anxiety about speaking to people on the phone and I input useless values into a computer while my cunty boss (female) is passive aggressive to me all the time.
Where did it all go so wrong? Should be out raping and pillaging right now.
eating vegan noodles with an egg mixed in
Its not really a walk if youre rolling about in a wheelchair spaedo
crack on then
Got to go back to work soon team
raging against the machine, eh?
time to snort some marijuana
*leaves team*
*disconnects*
Let The LUST consume you
I'll warn the customers
*connects to the ip of rorke's private server in the console*
Why haven't you ever played KOTOR?
anyone else read that as the tip of rorke's p
Temujin Ghan would be deep in you if we lived back then./
my first gf trooned out (ftm) years after we split up and she actually looks a fair bit like this now, she's also a single "father", poor kids
good lad
yanks made some hyper advanced stealth helicopters to kill bin laden and crashed one of them on the way there
how are they so powerful yet so unserious
might cancel Netflix
don't even use it
poocastle poonited
just not interested and don't care about stars wars
lads i was with the gf for 18% of my life
now she's gone and i might as well not exist to her
honestly thats just mental just so tragic can't get my head around it
made lots of really good ai wanking material but deleted it and wish I still had it
just got deadnamed in aldi
dead or alive, you're coming with me
just watched zero dark thirty eh?
there's no difference between a girl with nice boobs, tummy and fanny anda bloke in a dress and that's just that rorke
just deadnamed starburst in Londis
waaaahhhh waaaaaaahhhh boohoo
get over it you pansy
'
Can’t walk to the shop cause the towpaths flooded still, no beer today lads
Delete all your p*rn you sad little gimp
'
Sound of sirens got you paranoid eh
ktim when I deleted my gyaldem x baddiedem goon folder
was reading about helicopters actually
I'm filming this, I'm a sovereign citizen and I have rights
I've only gone and got on a bus, what an adventure.
Carter Pewterschmidt Best Moments
bezos asked evri to deliver my amazon parcel and surprise surprise they've failed, absolutely fucking useless
binged the dandadan anime on netflix
slobberin' citizen
i was off my dial in the shopping aisle
after having a bong down at woollongong
the mull really bites are berowra heights
and brain cells die at mount kuring-gai
it was legal mainly just lots of stuff of real women who wouldn't be involved in such smut in pvc and latex
bought a standing desk last year and probably stood at it for about 2 hours total since then. just feels nicer being sat down doesn't it
10 years since my first family guy phase, i can confirm, family guy is the best thing EVER
3pm
for fucks sake my short-term memory is absolutely fucked today, keep forgetting things after 5 seconds despite trying my best to keep it in mind
gymtoil looms and I can't really be arsed today
Thank god 3pm mong is finally going to piss off and go bother innocent little children instead
females are playing life on recruit difficulty
for fucks sake my short-term memory is absolutely fucked today, keep forgetting things after 5 seconds despite trying my best to keep it in mind
the gf
ktim
based
thats unironically illegal
What's scarier than dementia?
mousenonce onamadone
watching the slobfather (a youtube channel dedicated to taking the piss out of a lolcow livestreamer who guys by the name "wings of redemption")
What's scarier than dementia?
smoking that satanic evil voodoo zulu nigga pack
Where are her boobies? Where is her penis?
you asked this 5 minutes ago, la :/
Its impossible not to end up breaking up with the one you wanted to marry and live with forever and then settle for some fat bitch when youre in your 30s/40s
being strapped to a chair in a dingy basement while someone threatens you with a power tool
reckon australia must be the worst place on the planet to be an incel
Thinking about the time I watched Star Wars Phantom Menace for the first time as a kid and thinking it was shit.
I then watched the original trilogy a couple of years later and thought it was even shitter, never understood the fascination with that series. I guess it's one of those "you had to be there" things when there was FUCK ALL worth watching on TV or at the cinema.
Have you ever played Half Life and Portal
I will NEVER live in a place more than 20ft up in the air.
Never ever. Fuck off.
a fate most horrifying indeed
You’d have been a meek sickly farmer tending your lords land only concerned with barley and chickens
You would have been a medieval serf and now you are a post industrial one
based mole person
How many levels of self-awareness are you on, lads?
Reckon I'm on my fourth one, it's a big one this. Been wrestling with my past for the past two years.
ktimothy
Love that feeling of relief when a meeting is cancelled and I can just doss around in the hour it was supposed to take place
same!
Too many vertical lines here
just realized i have something made in south africa. bizarre
i thought having something made in wales was weird
used to live in a penthouse (not a fancy one, i'm not a tarq) and i'd constantly have intrusive thoughts about jumping off the roof when i went outside for a darb
Never had an office job.
What does that even mean, hasnt AI already replaced you goblins yet?
Tummy erotic sex
Now I'm on the train, mental.
No
RORKE and SON history consultation and graffiti repair services
sperm mania
all this post does is show you're ignorant of both the modern working world AND AI
why do this?
Spaedo actually went off on a 3pm walk o_o
Nope. Still living the WFH Chad lifestyle, £38k pa for doing maybe one or two hours “work” every day.
I’m sure I’ll be replaced by AI one day but then again all of us will, for now I’m enjoying my chilled af life. x
where are you on the chart lads?
4.5x4.25
tfw feels good
NEED to make it work with the 'f. NEED to not fuck it up. Love them to bits.
The carer forcibly takes him out at this time because he has the mind of a child.
RORKE "red baron" FATHERSON cremation services & psychic Faustian spirit psychic
The ol' incel walk.
o_O
Has to turn off the wifi to get him out probably
Dont think ai could write a report on ball bearings and answer 9 emails in one day. Technology just isnt there mate. Im safe
alri steve from minecraft
NEED a Finnish gf
Hear they even accept targeted individuals over there
Can't get too dark
RORKE penis sizechart fact checker with PhD
I’d be more scared of being trapped in with a fire
I write the AI thats replacing people. I'm last in the queue.
The original for this was just what some bloke made up and it put the ideal much bigger
How the fuck do you measure the circumference of your dick? You niggas out here wrapping a tape measure around your shaft.
I dont know my girth because im not a freak who measures that sort of thing
AI can only do what someone tells it to do but toilberg never really knows what I'm doing so how can he tell AI to do what I do? the only person who can get AI to replace me is me, I've got toilberg by the bollcoks
LEFTYPOL race-mixing "penguin" publishing house & prespiked drinks rapebar
on all levels except physical, i am japanese
Mate, the admin company that I work for literally just implemented a thing where we can manually stop a payment going to a person's bank account when we find out they've died.
Before that, we had to hope that the bank would reject the payment and send it back to us. I'm not worried AI is replacing me any time soon, the fucking humans that work here don't even know how it all works, good luck training a machine to navigate this piece of shit system.
Someone just dumped the contents of their pencil case here
RORKE Jr SKYRIMSON sigma training in isolation is able to afford his lifestyle for what his fatherdad passed down to him
Rorke and Leftypol working at the same police department. Expected hilarity and drama ensues!
What happens when an AI makes a mistake?
Piglets now streaming on itv
Early teens - self aware that I lost the lottery of life because I'm a Balkan immigrant
Mid teens - realised that I'm an ugly cunt and nobody respects me
18 years old - smoked weed for first time and had a bad trip, became self aware that my life is shit and I'm a terrible person
Mid twenties - diagnosed with autism, accepted that I'm truly a spastic retard freak and have been my whole life and I deserved everything bad that happened to me
i feel the same
looking forward to ghost of yotei
RORKEcop being too heavy-handed and getting written-up for physical abuse
LEFTYPOLpd trying his best at marking illegally parked cars and starting a whole racewar
That's where I'll come in
My job is to beat AI into submission and to make it feel true suffering, sexually if required
the person who prompted it is culpable for the use of its output
Fuck off back to your own country.
There is
An arse
In Poo Orleans
They call
The Shitting Bum
LEFTYPOl asking TIL AITA (M28)
natty
If your job doesn't have a major and indispensable physical or manual labour component it will be replaced by AI within 10 years. If you work exclusively with phones or computers or your job involves writing or videos/images it will be replaced within 5 years tops. Either we will have to implement UBI or we will enter the real techno-feudalist gig economy hellscape.
I heard yer a racist now father
Fuck off
Photo I took the other day
I thought you died Stephen Hawking
good afternoon mousey
LEFTYPOL going to the BLM CHAZ ACABHOUSE during the riots and gleefully getting his gf BLACKED
source: your arse
Yeah? Mad that, anyway I'll just carry on earning more than you for the actual forseeable future, ta ra
I accept you for being a Balkan immigrant living in the UK.
I would happily trade out these 2 idiotic gammons for 1 hard working balsamic migramt
vgh ...
i cant get a gf because i have assburgers disease
No one asked you Sebastian goldberg 21 from brighton
not your choice to make it is you brown freak. go work hard in that country instead
His name is sacked tranny
Chilterns is it
love on the spectrum aus is a thing
no native brit should have to toil just get all the pakis here to do the manual jobs and get AI to do the rest. let us all just exist in pods with food delivered when needed
Nah the Clyde
not yours either
Ive had to shit at 4pm pretty much every day for a while now
How does it know to do that
Clyde frog
Red faced ukip cunt
really glad you are in this country leeching benefits and housing on autism thanks. glad there are 999 stabby rapist immigrants here as the cost to have you here in housing getting money for free for some reason
not yours though is it so stfu nigger
BRO IF YOU DRAW PLANS BY HAND THEN YOU'RE GETTING REPLACED BY CAD IN 10 YEARS
AI is just a tool, people will still have their job but they will be expected to do a lot more in the work day because "you have the AI golembot helping you"
not nutted in 2 weeks
getting stiffies let right and centre
we need a second asteroid
balsamic migramt
HHYUURAAAFLANT BLOOOOTT TIKKYTAKKY TOOOOOOO
Im middle class and never had a job in my life so dont really care, get them housed and lock up the ukip voting lunatics.
I certainly do, yeah
and don't call me teroid
i'm not enough of a specimen to be featured on one of those shows
Fell asleep at 8am today because I couldn't sleep until I wanked
Would give anything to make this Sisyphusian nightmare end