/brit/

"konitchiwa" @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

Just realised I probably consume over 4000 calories every single day
Proper fat slug, me

Nope didn't happen.

done like absolutely nothing at toil today lmao
on holiday tomorrow for rest of week too
a one day week for me de lads

rorke the commander of war strategy and making people make new threads until the wartime happens and threads hit bump limit and hes got to actually do something for once

me? captain ahab
a gf? my white whale

Oh my days rorke

Just describing Anon Babble

don't know if i have ever went more than 4 days without a wank since i was shown how to do it properly

drone have replaced the need for multi billion pound ships and aircraft carriers and you're going to have to deal with this new reality of 21st century modern warfare.

Don't slag the lads trainers. Maybe it's all he could afford :(

World cup was 2 years ago

By your uncle?

rorke an expert in the reality of 21st century modern warfare blackops

loooool

just donated £5 to republic.org.uk

Mad how anybody under the age of about 45 is never going to get a state pension but we have to keep paying into the scam anyway.

Really makes you think.

Scared i will doxx myself on the "post hand" threads
I have thin bony veiny old woman hands

jewrorke playing "gun game" with the enemies perma on the last stage with no knife and running through the blown-up city center with the IDFs entire armoury

Ayo

sent that runt into orbit

ypipo don kno bout mans creps

Don't believe you

horsforth mong on the ropes

Post a random kids name you remember from school

hamaspol BEING sites A and B and running into the IDF HQ in S&D

speaking of creps, the air jordans finna squeak x

I have never paid £1 in tax in my entire life and I never will. I am a huge net drain on the state.

Pointless, utterly pointless. Runted it

Its not just the state pension, its the workplace pension too. Withdraw from the workplace pension as soon as you start a new job.

£176m euromillions tonight lads. wouldn't mind that u no

sperm mania

Bargain price that
Unbeatable value

I'll buy you a pint when I win it mate

id pay David Guetta to make a mix thatll stop the Israel HAMAS war

i've got asperger's disease

screamgnmjgn

ßā§ąđø

workplace pension is yours, and provides tax relief and the employer pays in
why are you withdrawing? at least into a SIPP?

What a follow up that'd be to his racism-ending ballad

Mental how the AI is way better and more helpful when you’re courteous and pleasant in your dialogue with it

Kind of like a real person

All substance no sauce

5pm

Boring tax and pension chat starts up

Every day like clockwork. Get a hobby you cunts

George Floyd thinking about going to Israel to kill and rob Jews but realizing that not all of them will be women sitting in their own home

all sperm no mania

Fucking hell true

what is it with blacks and shoes? And the women are extremely sensitive about their hair to a psychopathic level. Saw a Guardian article once where it was claimed black women are scared to go swimming because they're afraid people will be looking at their hair.

Based.

The government is actively hostile towards anybody that actually works, you're better off being a drain and a burden on the state.

poo poo poo in the looo
bloody bhenchod bastards
poo poo poo in the looo
good morning saar
good morning saar

was wanking to Adriana Chechik squirting from anal earlier
the amount of fluid coming out makes me convinced she was just pissing on the floor as a jungle bbc filled her colon

What porn company do you lads swear by?

Rattled.

For just £5 we can fully fund Desmond, 54, from Brighton, to stand outside Buckingham Palace for 1 hour shouting "NOT MY KING" at tourists

George Floyd in da whitehouse N SHIEEEEEEEEEE
UK whitehouse @ 10 saying there is massive unemployment but taking in the entire third world "to fill jobs and raise GDP"

Leftypol porn addiction diary

haven't even mentioned how i did a bed & isa last week, saved myself a load of cgt

Boring tax and pension chat starts up

Mmm yes, return to quality posts like this

Dogfart
Can never go wrong with Dogfart

dogfart

what the fuck is that

so glad the goverment is cracking down on neet leeches

MUST GOON MUST GOON

SAY THE GOON TRIGGERWORD

PERMISSION TO GOOM REQUIRED

ifeelmyself and there's a uk channel on xnxx called the female orgasm
just birds fudding themself off, very nice stuff

Rorke going to the desert in bumfucknowhere country to find the donkey farmers selling donkeys for £0.03 and getting the west to pay for it (monthly) as well as pay for the shipping to "save" them donkeys

I want to wank Emma Watson’s poo.

getting off work and then immediately jumping online to demonise poor people

Ah yes

the amount of fluid coming out makes me convinced she was just pissing on the floor as a jungle bbc filled her colon

Yeah you reckon mate

pretty basic that lad

Heartless freak

arc up at me again and i'll test your chin virgin

Czech VR Fetish

You've not lived until you've watched some bint piss on your face and then get fisted

mm yes fuck off normie you boring wagie. dont know why you think you are welcome here to be honest

escort once asked me to stay longer with her after sexo for free and made dinner for me

Need Anon Babble Siri integration pronto

workplace pension is yours, and provides tax relief and the employer pays in

Its not yours at all. You cannot access this pension until you are of retirement age, and because this pension is a relatively new concept nobody actually knows how withdrawal of funds is going to work if multiple, possibly dozens, of private pension providers are signed up to over your working life. One day in 2016 the government quitely passed a law that forced ALL EMPLOYERS to match ALL employee pension contributions each month, and not a single person from any industry or the CBI protested at all?

I'm not foolish to contribute in to a system nobody truly knows or understands, and I'm not going to be begging on the phone in my 70s to some snotty nosed cunt in a call centre to release the money I paid in to. I'm not trusting corporations and governments. Withdraw it immediately if you know whats good for you. Something is not right here.

sorry mate, not a porn-addicted freak into blacked and tranny anal vore

Hate brits so much i relate more with other whites like italians or russians

went through a phase of wanking to farting videos and always annoyed me when their demented ir cuckold stuff came up instead

Maybe you should go to /britfeel/ where all the other freaks are, you're obviously lost.

Freak.

you wouldn't be poor if you got in work

Jewrorke putting a bit of the cube from the Transformers movie on his head to help stop Optimus Prime from reassmbling the cube and using it to destroy the

WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!

Still chuckling at that disabled fella who said that he dictates all of his /brit/posts. Just imagining this little bloke in a wheelchair sat there saying 'doing a poo' and 'poo willy' and having his computer transcribe it.

You'd be pretty miffed if you were watching porn and VR demented IR cuckold stuff wouldn't you

Ever shag her up the arse?

Im convinced half this thread is CharGPT

imagine if you were caught on dogfart by your girlfriend/missus

Jew rhymes with mean. meanwhile Muslim does not. makes u think

been particularly schizo this afternoon adn i haven't stopped laughing
it's a hollow laugh though

and because this pension is a relatively new concept nobody actually knows how withdrawal of funds is going to work if multiple, possibly dozens, of private pension providers are signed up to over your working life

Utter bollocks
You are genuinely a huge retard

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

its the 77th brigade. theres a few strange, automated posts that get really mad at you if you start to have a normal conversation.

CharGPT

Hes talking to himself about his porn addiction. Demented mong

CharGPT

Nah. Always scared to do that in case I get poo on my wilbert

Jew rhymes with poo. meanwhile Muslim does not. makes u think

You couldn't tell me yourself, because you don't know. You're the retard that has handed over a percentage of your monthly wage to random faceless private pension corporations.

that reminds me of the time when my ex caught me in the middle of wanking to a blacked gangbang scene

feel like absolute shit, don't think i'll make it to toil later

the porn addict dogfart guy just needs a little help is all

calls others fat

doesn't even roid

Natty cope

Controversially listening to some CLASSIC drake
The big nonce

CHEBBERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

He needs putting down

butter

im going to have my cigarette and then type out a few pages of this book to the thread and then go read

The People have signed A Petition, Starmer simply MUST go.

My grandad is watching Charlie Veitch
Kek

shes literally an 8 or 9 out of 10 but fat and therefore lower than that score. her face is that

If you were the last man on earth would you still go to the gym?

smeggy Anon Babble virgin wanting a perfect girl whos got some weird shit on her person which makes her stand out but no uggo shit

Is there a last woman on earth too?

wonder if taking test would fix me

Rorkey's Sunday Special (£11.99)

id clean up the ocean with a new boat every day, 12 miles off the coast, until i couldnt walk anymore
and then kill myself
restore the coral reefs

Elton John posters about to go mental

yeah aha that's what I thought
funny how it usually turns out that way
I was trying to talk to him for about 4 seconds then he actually replied quickly which suprised me
anyway it didn't matter in the end since we both went to welwyn garden city

WHERE'S THE SPICE AND ROTTEN MEAT??

oh my days

after careful consideration, the "rorke" leftymong posters are probably just deeply ironic far-right agitation posts, and not serious at all.

At least half are spaki.

Got my trip banned on another board. Thank god it wasnt one here. I would have ended up a laughing stock like spaini.

Israel mass bombing residential areas again

sick of these like lapdogs who continue to back them

This is Grahan Lineham.

Slinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

reckon 95% of the worlds "cuisine" is just chopped up chicken, rice and dousing spices in to the mix. Theres regional variations, some might have a bit more onion or maybe a tomato, but its virtually all the same with a different name.

i had a dream where we got off of earth (me and you) and was orbiting the sun, and then ("shortly" after, in a dream) we were kindof just sat there watching the earth orbit the sun, and there was like 5 earths, and they were orbitting so fast, then eventually one of the earths blew up. it did so because we had escaped the earth. then we went back to the ground somehow and was at i think an airport (usually it is the bus but we were at the airport! it might be progression), and all of the carparks were 50 miles away, said on a motoway sign. i was taking a picture of the sign because one of the place names was HERPEZ and the miles to it was ASS and the person with me got mad

Why do you care?

Might be burritos for tea

The British Army has 2 Batteries of 155mm equipment.
Two.
This, even if temporary, replaces SIX Regiments worth of AS90 SPG.
The result of a period between 97 and 2010 when EVERY program started by the RA was cancelled.
The result of the chopping of 4 of those 6 Regiments from about 2007,2008 onwards in defence cuts, and “replacement” with Light Gun, or, more recently, with MLRS.
The result of the need for politicians to show urgency in helping Ukraine, so a good dose of grandstanding, “look what we are doing”, an urgency they lacked for years in “helping” their own army’s artillery arm.
Even with the most positive of spin, this situation is unacceptable for an army of the stature of the British Army.

Doing a poo at premier inn

indian national pride is one of the funniest things i can think of

Its not yours at all. You cannot access this pension until you are of retirement age,

So it is yours then

and because this pension is a relatively new concept nobody actually knows how withdrawal of funds is going to work if multiple, possibly dozens, of private pension providers are signed up to over your working life.

This is not an issue at all, not sure what you're worried about

One day in 2016 the government quitely passed a law that forced ALL EMPLOYERS to match ALL employee pension contributions each month

Incorrect

and not a single person from any industry or the CBI protested at all?

Do you have anything to back this claim up?

I'm not foolish to contribute in to a system nobody truly knows or understands, and I'm not going to be begging on the phone in my 70s to some snotty nosed cunt in a call centre to release the money I paid in to. I'm not trusting corporations and governments. Withdraw it immediately if you know whats good for you. Something is not right here.

Okay, enjoy making life harder for yourself because you're a thick schizo mong

Any tired niggers

mental how much clunge tradies get to shag on the job

If Russian tanks were rolling down my street I'm offering Ivan and Dmitri vodka, no resistance. Who would give their lives for this shit hole? Die for pakis and wogs and high tax and nothing working?

Charlemagne swam every day until extreme old age

Sore muscles feel good

Scranning loads of protein is le ebin

No reason not exercise, really
Reckon we're past the days of being old sucking shite when there's videogames and doing sets while taking breaks

Oh yeh i forgot spainmong had a meltdown here about Graham Lineham at like 3am a couple weeks ago

because you don't know.

You access it like you would any other account
Private pensions are not a new concept, fucktard

bet he had loads of ear infections

after what i have witnessed with my own eyes - their actions, and character - have seen that the people talking about da joos, muslims, blacks, rich people, or otherwise, are likely never going to do anything - that when was happens they do nothing - wont even go fight in a war - they are all talk, and wont even make new threads on Anon Babble - just an unimportant armchair general - still lacks the self-awareness to shut his mouth after not even fighting in the war - a wastrel, skinny malnourised, impoverished worm of a man, with no pride, morals, or sense of what ought to be done - only wrong opinions, all the way down - and his own worldview, built entirely off of the Jews making his perspective be a virtual reality - a gaslit rat in a cage

I don't like Jews and they're indiscriminate bombing campaigns and mass blackmail of every western countries governments to do whatever they told

How do you know it's Spaino?

This is why the system has been backing off on some woke issues lately. They've pushed white men too hard and too fast and are afraid they won't fight in their gay forever war scams.

haha thats mental, link?

They’d murder you and your family.

you on your deathbead, on life support: Oh yeh i forgot spainmong had a meltdown on Anon Babble about Graham Lineham at like 3am

*beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeep*

Probably swam in the ocean innit

Do bats hibernate? Feel like you never really see em in winter

russians are pro paki, remember?

Lurk moar

today i learned about usaf jet fighters

f-14 tomcat
f-15 eagle
f-16 falcon
there was no f-17
f-18 hornet
there was no f-19
f-20 tigershark

ITV have successfully psyoped the population into going for the low offer on the chase because they can't afford to pay out a big cashpot

yeah

So it is yours then

Is your mums house yours? Or is it yours when she dies? Use your brain

This is not an issue at all, not sure what you're worried about

Read it again then, theres no further simplication to the argument that can be made.

Incorrect

Its correct.

Do you have anything to back this claim up?

You've denied the event happened to begin with by saying its incorrect so the onus is not on me to further explain something you've already claimed didnt happen.

Okay, enjoy making life harder for yourself because you're a thick schizo mong

Enjoy begging 20 year old indian call centre women to give you money you handed over to them lmfao

im votingn for fracking and scraping the bottom of the ocean to catch tuna nand dolphins to fuck up the planet

God yeah what awful country would engage in the indiscriminate bombing of civilians?

nth for the gyaldem

NTA but unlike Donedon and Paris, Moscow isnt overrun by then.

Private pensions are not a new concept, fucktard

Unified workplace pensions are new, have only been around since 2016/17. Are you retarded?

lads lads lads

mad how she got murdered because of all the trans hate in this country. that wizard book writer has blood on her hands

for me its the F-13 at 3.15pm

imagine kicking her in the face and locking her in that room until she stops crying over and over again until she loves you

big fan of F14s

and they're

Emotional irish midwit, dont you have a zimbabwean's feet to wash?

there was a Chad on last week who took -17,000

look at this beast

amongus

moscow is literally the most muslim city in europe you retard hahahahaha

bet he had loads of ear infections

wanted to dress more mature so bought a waterproof mac to replace my north face but just look like a paedo in it

ah yes let me team up with trannies and wogs and pakis and form an underground wolverine group to fight back the russian occupation lmfao

typical retarded Brit, IRA evacuated areas, and they weren't a soveriegn army, and they were fighting an occupying force, literally nothing at all in common with Israel and their NATO attack dogs

i am a doer of poos, a haver of wanks, a maker of arrangements, a tryer of my best

Oh yeh i forgot spainmong had a meltdown here about Graham Lineham at like 3am a couple weeks ago

then go fight pakis

My strategy on The Chase? Go for the low offer unless you’ve got the Dark Destroyer, in which case go high. Simple as.

You bring up blacks far more than any Irishman ever has
If you aren’t going on schizo meltdowns about Irish and black people shagging or being friends then you pretend to talk like a cartoon African about characters called “Timmy” and “katy”

You’re not right

You are utterly deranged fuck off back to Anon Babble tranny

Is your mums house yours? Or is it yours when she dies? Use your brain

If there's a contract that guarantees it's mine at a defined point, it's mine

Read it again then, theres no further simplication to the argument that can be made.

I have and there will be no issue in people accessing private pensions

Its correct.

No it isn't. Employers are not obliged to match all contributions made by an employee.

You've denied the event happened to begin with by saying its incorrect so the onus is not on me to further explain something you've already claimed didnt happen.

See abovd

Enjoy begging 20 year old indian call centre women to give you money you handed over to them lmfao

Have you ever had to beg a call centre to access your savings or investment accounts? I haven't

the dark destroyer

is that the black bald one? surely not

Saw some stars
Rare round these parts

Ocean is too sterile for that lad

it's quite literally objective fact moron

Thats not me.

IRA evacuated areas, a

No they didn't.

Another negative offer taken. Playing for a whopping 2 grand each.

true but give it 10 years
they're speed running it, not unlike you lot
but at least they get resources out of it

want to stick my finger up shoe0nhead's vagina

Funny because Israel claims the same thing.

we warn civilians

So does Israel. Doesn't matter because when you bomb civilian areas there will inevitably be civilian casualties. Plus the IRA routinely bombed targets of no military value purely to terrorise the population.

and they were fighting an occupying force,

Palestinians are occupying Jewish land from Israel's point of view.

goon in the troon

you can still gets swimmers ear. and if you do it enough you can get surfers ear.

Retarded snail munching spastic

Muslims in Moscow? Surely not.

hi

leftypol reading clevelandclinic

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732640965161253.mp4

Unified workplace pension

Unified

Fuck are you on about? Are you Indian?

hello :)

We conquer britain for alalh.

the picts

What a fucking autist lel

Lads

thought you meant Adrian Chiles when i first read this

WE WUZ

i dont care where youre frooooooom

might make maccers and cheese for dinberg

If there's a contract that guarantees it's mine at a defined point, it's mine

And the defined point, will need to be assessed by a third party to confirm you've reached this point. Thats when Pajeet has to review on his CRM in the call centre when you're on the phone mate. If something is locked, then someone has to be the keyholder, and its obviously not going to be you.

I have and there will be no issue in people accessing private pensions

Oh sorry did you just transport back from 30 years in the future when this actually becomes an issue for the majority of the working population?

Have you ever had to beg a call centre to access your savings or investment accounts? I haven't

Thats because a savings and investments account doesn't have keyholders like Pajeet (see first point)

Maybe he swam with his head above the water lad. I do that all the time.

you should make a clue instead

thinking about watching WMWF porn later

The owner of Vauxhall has announced plans to close its van-making factory in Luton, putting about 1,100 jobs at risk.

ah yes Britain getting back to work is it

Corr...

and a RR of like 90 was seen in a lot of the papers i read yesterday even though i wrote in my notes ages ago "RR 40 (holy shit)" for some other thing

BOOOOOO!

yes they did you thick cunt

Gooning to right wing esoteric soulful softcore slow burn erotica

you utter pervert

Can't remember the last time i watched porn with a white guy in it

only racist whites drive vans. nothing of value is lost

siswet19

Palestinians are occupying Jewish land from Israel's point of view.

They're carpet bombing Beirut you seedy little kike

Tempted to post a webm but i dare not.

And the defined point, will need to be assessed by a third party to confirm you've reached this point.

No, the time I turn a certain age is already quite well defined and is written into my contract.

Oh sorry did you just transport back from 30 years in the future when this actually becomes an issue for the majority of the working population?

Used my brain, try using yours

Thats because a savings and investments account doesn't have keyholders like Pajeet (see first point)

See first point

Alri

Doing a poo and it's so large my arse has split

did 27 chin ups one set today
bullish number

3-diacetyl(morphine)6-glucuronide

..poo

Nah

Fuck up Mickey McPaddy

you must be like 100lbs soaking wet

Hey guys, comedyshortsgamer here

had poo blood every time for the last couple years

Hate my job, but can't quit to go on bennies because the job centre will say i chose to quit. What if I just didnt turn up to work and waited until they fired me, would that count?

you have bowel cancer

Don’t see why you support Israel in any way
Vile people, vile religion, vile state. Hate them. Filth.

sticking an entire kfv bargain bucket up my unlubricated arse, piece by piece, using the grease as the lubricant, and wanking off while doing it

3-diacetyl-M6G

FawnBroker
youtu.be/Xhj_NHcy2xw?si=X0ylWxC1lZ0zVVu9

not in the poo, just bleeding

firing eggs out my arse like a tommy gun

just drove past the job centre to deliver a paki pizza. big smile on my face as bloody per. that used to be me. sitting in the the job centre not knowing how to write a cv. now I'm on a moped on minimum wage and feeling something unknown and deep inside. it's called hope

What if I just didnt turn up to work

That's called quitting Lol

No, the time I turn a certain age is already quite well defined and is written into my contract.

Who's been stopping you from accessing the funds so far? Its a private pension so its not the government. A private company holds the keys to when you actually see the money, not some magical abstract software system that just simply knows when you're of retirement age lmfao. To be sure, you WILL be on a phone to Pajeet.

Used my brain, try using yours

You're the one throwing around silly responses without using your brain. You don't know how this is going to work, and neither do I, but you are the one placing faith in the system you don't know about and you could lose money. I won't.

HAHHAAH

yeah that's still bowel cancer, you need to go to your GP

Sent that nog flying

butter flavored black tar heroin

Don’t get what the big deal is. Poo poo people doing poo poo people things in poo poo countries is none of my concern.

Fat cunt

I'm very much against the woke

think they can do a cheeky stop on your payments if you engineer a sackage

only few more days until we all get our £10 christmas bonus from the job centre
what will you spend yours on this year?
decided that I will treat the missus to a bottle of cava from aldi

Why're you texting /brit/ when you're driving a moped lad?

Who's been stopping you from accessing the funds so far?

The contract.
I can tell you've run out of steam and realised how much of a huge retard you are so I'm going to claim victory.
Have a good evening.

no it's from my arse hole. maybe minor haemerroids

that officers driving posture:

~160lbs

this post makes me wonder what the oddest object a brit lad has used to arse wank with is
must be some proper wronguns

Lad in the last thread mentioned Warehouse Apprenticeships. You think that's grim? They've had "Apprentice Customer Service Representatives" for years.

Any mouthbreathing retard can get a job in a call centre, it takes zero skill and all you need to do is avoid losing your shit when somebody is nasty to you on the phone.

My first job after school was in a call centre. I had zero experience and my starting salary was £22k a year. We had people on my team who were doing the apprenticeship and they were on like £16k doing the exact same job I was doing.

Completely useless "qualification", it's not even worth the tiny amount of energy you would use while tearing the fucking thing up and putting it in the bin. I actually felt sorry for them, they thought they were actually going to get more opportunities with that qualification in the future so they just accepted that they were being paid the absolute bare minimum the company were legally allowed to give them.

might order a grinch

fs sizing was incorrect on my order and now i'll have to return it

I used a kit kat chunky once when I was in my gay phase
I imagined it was a bbc

yeah if you have untreated haemerroids for years you are pretty much guaranteed to get bowel cancer, please see your GP

Problem is thick fat Yank bastards like you blindly supporting the evil stain on humanity that is Israel and its people

I stuck a small carrot onto the metal connector of my phillips sonicare toothbrush and turned it on and then stuck it up my arse with some lube once, came like a demon when I wanked off

2 wheels on the tarmac? that's me. a box full of slop? that's me. a wide grin under the helmet? that's me. a knock on your door? that's me.

Rorke shitting himself

Sir Net Zero

incel pizza for a mr rorke? that's you

Used the hard end of a disposable toothbrush once.

But mostly used buttplugs and dildos from my collection.

maybe I'll deliver to you one day. if you see an optimistic moped food deliverer from justeat of ubereats that's me haha

Bizarre to see a post I made ages ago get posted again for some reason

Baffling

what's with the trains in the UK suddenly changing their destination halfway through?
I was visiting a friend last year and it happened both times I had to ride on a train, he was going back home the other day and also ended up somewhere else becuase he didn't notice the announcement, he tells me it happens all the time

Sir Vauxhall Vivaro

my poo hole is exit only

Literally sounds like monkey world

you can have a piece of my popcorn chicken lad

the evil stain on humanity that is Israe

You care way too much about irrelevant shit happening halfway across the globe.

lately I've been riding around thinking things are looking up for us moped delivery riders

You have the mind of a child. Do you think these things don't require speaking to anybody, any review, you think simply saying "the contract" is whats stopping you from accessing your money? And coping this hard instead of just admitting that yes, one day you will be on the phone to Pajeet Pensions Ltd explaining that you've just turned retirement age and please review my account because I should get my money now?

This is how you're coping about it? I think we both know who's lost steam here.

butter popcorn

Never happened to me
Explain what happened

This has happened to me precisely once and it was because of flooding
The tube sometimes changes destination if it is a line with a split at the end of it like northern but that's not really much of a problem, you just get off when they announce it and then wait three mins for the next one

Do a fortnite dance
Now

our rail system doesn't work

*does a fortnite dance* haha
^.^

When I was signed on I was made to volunteer in a charity shop. Admittedly I only did 1 afternoon a week. Work coach kept trying to get me to increase the days but I said all I felt up to was the 1 afternoon.

They volunteering itself was dire. All the other volunteers were lads in their 20s/30s with aspergers syndrome. Literally every single one (probably me as well to be fair). Except these lads would just stand around and talk your ear off about Pokemon or other video games or whatever other nerdy shite they were into until 5PM.

All the while I was constantly reminded that I wasn't being paid for any of this torment. I got the impression most of the other volunteer lads were on some form of PIP or were supported financially by their parents etc. For them it was one of these where it was "good for them to get out of the house" type deals, like to keep their brains warmed up. But for me I hated every second of it and was only there because the job centre were making me.

It did actually make me want to get a job slightly, just so I could get away from spending 5 hours a week standing in an empty shop, unpaid, surrounded by lads with mental problems.

I’m not a fag so I don’t put things up my ass.

You have the mind of a child. Do you think these things don't require speaking to anybody, any review, you think simply saying "the contract" is whats stopping you from accessing your money? And coping this hard instead of just admitting that yes, one day you will be on the phone to Pajeet Pensions Ltd explaining that you've just turned retirement age and please review my account because I should get my money now?

This is how you're coping about it? I think we both know who's lost steam here.

new government, new hair, new job as a moped delivery rider. a new dawn. a clue gained.