/brit/

groundhog day edish

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my mum absolutely hates my cousin's boyfriend just calls him a loser all the time

nigga fart

Results: Fertility is generally lower among racially exogamous than endogamous unions, especially among Asian American-White couples. Fertility among American Indian-White couples is much closer to patterns of White couples than of American Indian couples. Fertility among other interracial couples nevertheless varies by the race of male partners. That is, fertility of the Black male/White female and the Hispanic male/White female couples is similar to patterns found among endogamous Black and Hispanic couples, respectively. The White male/Black female and the White male/Hispanic female couples follow the fertility patterns of White couples.

aint nufin timmy can do bout dis!

My mums actually a really big fan of bbc katy gherkin posting

*bangs on your door*

Rorke, why did you call my people trannards?

how do you respond?

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you shouldn't date your cousin mate

*enters brit*

Siri, pull up testosterone levels of 12 year olds by race
Siri, send that off to mum

just put your little hand in mine
there is no hill or mountain we can't climb

Done him

Mums gonna love that
Shes actually a really big fan of testosterone levels in 12 year olds

Wahey look at her go.

you are a timmy
that sounds like salad fingers

really want to wank to the fairy from rayman but I assume there aren't enough pics to get a spaff out through so I need to pregame on something else

every board that doesn't have flags is just full of ESL thirdies now

i was quoting the literal article you linked retard

wow what a knob jockey (was probably me when i was drunk one afternoon teehee x)

crazy-funny-gifs

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*laying on the couch browsing /brit/ in my undies while my mum does my laundry*
mum... MUM
check your phone I just sent you an article
NO it's important it's about testosterone in 12 year olds by race

annoys me how people pretend to be sympathetic to those suffering from mental illness, but then judge you for the various ways mental illness has had a negative impact on your life

Resting my bollocks on the railroad tracks. Can hear a train coming.

nor a problem for me I'm a sick and twisted individual

Couldnt be me mate i hate them and advocate for victorian era style mental health institutions to keep them away from the rest of society especially for homeless people

the ASMRfu did a video talking about her life and it's grim
why is everyone in the uk a drug addict

moist shiny bellend

usually I'd be compassionate to drug addicts but reckon those ones that are addicted to fent and tranq at the same time need to be... well... you know...
think if your flesh is rotting to the point that your skull is exposed there's only one direction that's headed

Mum admiring her handsome boy for having such mature, scientific interests and such a passion for the health and well being of young adults

so glad i'm not jewish or a paedophile (all jews are paedophiles)

what's with antipodeans and having "asmrfus"

This but pooing

i will crush you like an ant-ipodean

I was posting here about my chinese asmrfu
Ended up dropping her after she kept ignoring me felt like she was taking advantage of me
Got a streamerfu instead now and things are going much more smoothly

dunno, couldn't be me though i'm not into asmr
wonder if the women who make those videos realise that people are beating their meat over them

can't fall asleep without a frumpy girl pretending to give me a haircut
it is what it is

she's a shovel faced munter anyway dunno why you liked her at all

would imagine they're acutely aware of that
think you're underestimating how many virgin freaks are dming these women with marriage proposals

Cor, I'd like to bang your doors in love.

Cuddling the 'ginary 'gf

Yeah idk i guess i was just in love
New streamerfu is way cuter

I started watching a fat Asian girl because she was playing Mother 1 and I love that game and it was so funny seeing all the thirsty retards trying to hit on her. Thank God I have an actual girlfriend asleep beside me and I don't have to simulate a relationship over the Internet

I don't even wank to them
I have manyvids for that

mouthyank

*lies flat on my back with my legs pulled back near my head and sends a jet of diarrhea shooting from my ass across the /brit/ room*

looking at foods that are good for your skin
it's a bit bizarre that dark chocolate is always there in the midst of all the objectively healthy foods
truly the black sheep of the flock

Casual

just found the asmrfu's home address

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admit guilt drive runs hot
as much did turn with inherent stress through
towards few mild aims burnt dry with ownership

as a 5'7 man you might think you never mog anyone until a 6'2 tranny walks past you WISHING they could be your height
there's always a silver lining lads

Watching katiclyzm

So when the Great Remigration in europe occurs, will they be going after legal citizens too? Obviously far-right ethnonationalists would want to I'm just curious if it's something that'll happen?

looks like a shag with the open relationship girl will NOT be happening tonight

I met a FTM tranny for the first time recently and it was the funniest fucking thing
why would anyone do that to themselves
their mother is a gp and disowned them so they live with their dad who is a bricklayer

Was sleeping soundly before bladderberg came a knockin haha

Erm... the WHAT?

nth for the baddiedem

Confident i could heem every one of these blokes

Ummmmm yeah, you need to go take a piss honey

mental how ftm trannards are prettier than mtf trannards
women have some sort of indescribable glow
makes the whole thing just ridiculous

kier when he sees rorke's post history

a lot of you lads are in need of a good bumming

Japanese

MATE I would be in big trouble if Kier had access to the logs stick a fork in me I'd be done

I mean as a foreigner to all of this, I can't see any other way it'll end. Far-right parties are gaining more power every election it'll be only a matter of time before one gains power. I think they really shot themselves in the foot with the '16 floodgates and the non-stop refugee arrivals in the UK. I'm just curious as to what extent the far-right parties will go.

love dressing up like a woman and getting bummed desu

No need to announce what race you are canadanon

there simply aren't enough young native people in europe espsically in comparison to africans and asians. it's over

What really matters is who's in control of the military. That said, I'm not a bloodthirsty ghoul, I don't want this to end in bloodshed and with millions of people getting murdered but I feel like it'll end up heading that way.

I think most of the actually illegal immigrants in Europe will begin to be deported, I just wonder if they'll try and target citizens in the crossfire.
Nazi Germany targeted all Jews no matter how integrated they were in their day to day life or if they were married to non-Jews.

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

migrates into your lands

takes over your military cause natives can't be arsed anymore

fights your wars

picks your emperors

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Could Europe conceivably survive deportation or remigration?
like is it economically dependent on the third world to the point that mass deportation without the consent of the third world natives is impossible

Got a job in retail and my menthol elves have really improved. 'xiety is at an all time low

latinKEKs
latinKEKs

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This movie sincerely really made me think
attitude is such an important thing

janny please wake up and come to Anon Babbleee

I need her poo.

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nuthin timitrius cud do about it LOL

Right now in November 2024, there are only around 20.000 foreigners living in Shanghai, chinas most foreign friendly city.
The rest escaped the country in flocks years ago.

ask a question in good faith

no response

ok, so import Asian girls, they have virtually zero crime rates and birth rates go up.
Plus there will be less fatherless, low IQ criminal spawn.

is she really still that fit as of last year? Certified ponce (de leon)

i wank exclusively to closeup pictures of vaginas with no context

i wank exclusively to closeup pictures of cocks with no context

mmhmm gibs me dat part of your empire. ill defend it I promise... LOL

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That would just be skipping to the societal endgame by a thousand years

Dont know how people dont see this. Is there any chance that the Earth, 3024AD doesnt consist of 1 billion chinese masters, 6 billion chinese drones, and 500 million untouchable african slaves?

love wearing sandals me, wish they were appropriate attire for any occasion, women can wear them even to formal events so why not me?

90% of the time i am wearing sandals (birkenstocks), socks, jeans, and a t-shirt

Train's been cancelled lads
Shocker

most of the time i am barefoot, is it true what they say about yanks wearing shoes (or sandals in this case) indoors?

no. when i come inside i put my sandals in the fridge and wear my house slippers

dunno what's so hard about running a train. buses never have an issue apart from traffic

trainberg done you up like a hannukah tree

Hannukah tree?

sandals in the fridge

while i can see the appeal on a hot day, this is pretty unhinged

Could be lots of things, like a broken down train or issues on the line or an ill driver

kvetching and conniving

I asked this question in good faith btw because this general is honestly pretty reasonable compared to the rest of this site or other sites where they'd either ban you for just asking or start salvitating about gas chambers.

Maybe I'll ask again in a couple of hours when more people are awake.

yeah, that's a thing some jews do now

What was the question?

Some woman has sat next to me on the train problem
Not really on is it

oy vey dis is annudah shoah

Sucking a dudes dick clean off

Decided I like the woman who sat next to me on the rail platform because she's a Bluesky user like me

poosky

tranny twitter

just woke up

Hey I'm wanking here!

wake up

Its as dark outside as it was when I went to sleep

I fucking hate winter lads

jreg has a good jawline but still manages to be kind of ugly, poor fella

How is it still dark now? Where are you?

about to smoke this blunt getting ready for market open. going to be patient today

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(can't wake up)

Got my blinds closed

mmm lovely cup of bean juice for breakfast
tommy need drinky

more voxels

make america white again

Having to stand on the train
No seats available you see

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something wrong with carberg, gearsteins weren't shifting properly earlier which resulted in a fair few stalling incidents, if i'd been on the motorway i could've died

might rewatch that one series, you know the one with the chinky eyed fellas and the death competition

not sure what to do lads
im improving my soil so that it can grow plants
but as im adding more things, the soil level is rising
so i have to dig out some old oil but how tf do i dispose of it

There are 67,000 Indian babies born every day

i read that they've massively underestimated their population in official stats

very troubling

This made me remember when I would go to uni on the train and a qt used to sit on the floor by my feet playing on her switch. Can't remember if she asked me out or I asked her out. She was nice though.

one of my mates is gay and kept hitting on me until i gave in.

i'm not gay, but a cock is a cock.

Plus all the Indians having babies in other countries

this is my life today

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why do pests always breed the most?

getting incredibly upset at women

+ Pakistan & Bangladesh which are the same thing

Sequel coming out soon I've heard
Might be good

But those indians are le based and bro-tier!

CUTE ASIAN GIRL IN UK
:)

who told asians that having the skin pigmentation of a corpse was attractive?

because they're right

Absolutely not true in the slightest
Actually medical transitioning FtMs are disgusting they grow hair and pimples all over their body and look strange as fuck

cute lass on the right

Interesting
Is she a Christian or just doing old pilgrimage routes

holy kawaii

14:14 cute overload :3

wonder if indian accents are inherently unattractive or it's just personal bias because i've come to associate them heavily with scamming and other scummy behaviour

All women are princesses

Starmer says UK 'isn’t working’ as he announces jobs push

Tick tock, NEETies

They're inherently unattractive. Was watching Cobra Kai and the objectively fit Indian bird kept becoming ugly when she would speak

Mad how UK's fertility rate is below replacement even with browns breeding like rabbits
Whats that about

Trump vows day-one tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China

wtf why's Canada getting shafted
poor little Canada

why can't they stay in their own countries? it's not like the orient is third world or anything so there's literally no excuse other than to be a pest

Gem of a channel that launched just over a week ago

dont u think u'd# remember if you ever went on a date i.e. you tried to ask her out lmao

Britain isn't working

I know let's do all the same things but also demonise poor people some more

Bravo starmer
Bravo liberals

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No lad I mean we went out for a few months but I can't remember which of us made the initial approach. Sorry for any confusion, it's very early.

need a small british male to spit on that thang, you feel me?

evil individuals run this world

Wanking down the street

the normalisation of homosexuality was the end of intimate friendships
in places where being gay is still taboo or illegal, it is not seen as weird to hold your male friend's hand

indistinguishable from countless other channels i've seen
good for him though, i hope he manages to eke out a successful career being a generic cookie-cutter youtube essayist

i suck my mates off

"sure"

Might become Mexican. Arriba! Arriba! Aha

Adult Gays should be able to marry, adult women should be able to abort, children shouldn't be able to transition - my take.

Jelly

fuck off faggot

ending inceldom one blowie at a time
LE GE ND

demonise poor people

What? You're not poor, you're idle.
Get a job you fucking waste of cum.

no this is patrick

*holds your hand*

Never getting a job lol.

They never mention the race of the people of bennies. Curious.

wait is there a labour shortage or are there too many people on benefits?
well which one is it leftypol?

*wastes some cum*
Ah thats better

how are poor people being demonised

Me being gay isn't stopping you from holding men's hands in public, very straight and secure anon..lol

Literally, LITERALLY the same thing

Too many self-diagnosed and pretending to be mentally ill so they can doss around on bennies. Sir Keir's getting the whip out.

be neet

have opinion

doesnt matter because im a neet

get job

have opinion

doesnt matter because its not a real job like singing or whatever banksy does all day

no such thing as a labour shortage just a shortage of workers at a given wage

Yeah because layabout retards are happy living on benefits, so they need to be given the kibosh

need a fucking gf NOW

Nothing against gays, but why do they have to flaunt it in our faces? You know, those tight pants fags wear where you can see their tight luscious ass crack and just IMAGINE how tight that honey hole must be...ugh Trump will put em down.

Mirin dem trips 444444444 years

The collective /brit/ melty when Starmer takes the bennies away will be utter chaos

watching this asian girl pilgrimage video its too cute lads

What type of BC is she on the hunt for?

Sir Mind Raper

Get them in
Get them housed
Get them low self esteem white boys

Do Redditors Think That Archer Aviation Inc. (ACHR) Has a Big Upside Potential?

/brit/'s thoughts on the ol' JQ?

going to work soon :)

corr lucky bastard

Dating apps are torture. Why would you do that to yourself

Keep getting adverts with effeminate gay men selling me online therapy and finance

lads i've just had a wank, now i'm due for a poo desu

watching harry potter and the chamber of secrets
moaning myrtle

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Cat is in heat outside. Need to sort it out

The effeminate gay men are trying to get me to invest.

Prefer the poowank personally

hankering for a wankering
hoonkering for a pookering

Come to the land where the toilet spins backwards and outside the cities is a big desert full of petrol huffing cavemen and lizards and stuff.

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Poo mistress taped my arsehole shut help

Couldn't imagine scratching around on the dole again. Constantly checking the bank account, working out how long I have to make the money last, and living in fear getting 'payment declined' in the shops.

multivitamin taken

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6 videos
Million subs
Whats all that about

Don't care for yanks much, me
Not racist, just don't like em
Simple as

Would love to drink your very nutritious piss

mr breast

Compiling shaders, please wait

my sister's husband went to school with the hemsworths and used to bully them for taking drama classes

Putting peanut butter and raspberry jam in my porridge

the next poster looks like a groundhog

got bullied at school for having a watch from the argos catalogue

Need to stop grinding my teeth in my sleep. It's a very concerning habit

no u

What's so good about that region? Does it have oil?

afpcb urrrr doooo iglow osenn

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The mongols carved right through that place. All they cud do was hide in their caves

elon musk, elon musk, elon musk

please can i have a $1 million dollars plz dude plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzzz dude plzzzzz

Bet she can really stink up a bog.

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to the tune of "if you're not the one" by daniel bedingfield:

if i've not been bummed, then why does my hole feel bad today?
if i've not been bummed, then why does my arse feel sore this way?
if you are not lying, then why does my fart come out so soft?
If you are not lying, would i have the strength to stand at all?

i'll never know what the future brings,
but i know you've got queer with me now,
i'll make it through,
and i hope you are aware i shat out your jizz,
i don't want to bum, it's gay, and i can't take it, i don't understand,
if i do a major poo, then why does it all come out in one wham?
is there any way that you got gay, with my aaaaaarse?

access to black sea and caspian sea

Need to stop groinding me yeef in me sleep. It's a very concerning abit

gay porn yank posting his gay porn fantasies

KTIMMM

Find it hard putting anything other than sugar/syrup/honey in porridge.

If I had to guess she probably is popular on some different site and also probably sells pictures of her vagina

The mongols had satan on their side to be fair

our toilets are actually designed to fkush straight downwards instead of in a whirlpool, also i think it's actually a myth that the coriolis effect affects water drainage

gay porn yank? more into gay porn wanks personally x

Its a man
Not in the crossdresser sense, its not him.

you'll never be British if you're not at least 35% gay

Erotic heterosexual right wing softcore porn

i do this so did dadberg

heyy

How do you stop? Pre-bed wank?

Literally couldn't care less, mate

here we go again

Leather clad communists with erect black batons

you can't it's a sign of stress and mental unwellness

Got three (You)s just then. Two from Aussies and one from the gay porn yank.

Ah, well that's going to take a while, probably won't have any teeth left by the time I'm stress free (dead)

how do you know youre grinding your teeth if youre asleep

Might become the equivalent of a yank but in a different thread.
The likeable sort. The one youre glad to see, the one you like more than some of your own countrymen

Had a full imagination want this morning. I'm basically a normie.

A loved one will observe it and tell you

nintendo DS stylus down the ol 'rethra

What do we do about this latest crackdown, fellow NEETs? It’s very concerning

Good idea
Annoyingly many of them converse in gobbledegook

Corr, pics? x

what did you think about

Organise. Fight back. Gather resources. Gain income. Become skilled, become respected. Climb the ranks. Become an MP. Start a family, raise a new generation of rebels. Tear down normies from the inside.

soz just sneezed and it shot out across the room and i cant find it x

Lol my castle is 1500m tall. I’ll assrape you. My cock is huge. Ive made tons of girls squirt.

On it

Hmm a lot of effort tho isn’t it

hang on

MP for NEETs

I'm sure hes a real winner now

Poo Smear Keir

Assisted Dying for NEETS Bill (2024)

Deepthroating a big black coffee

Got up early to take a photo of my disgusting infected toenail to share with the doctor and it turns out their online form closes after 15 minutes, can't be doing with that, might share the photo here at some point

Deepthroating a big black cock

That was 309

Is there a way that I can be given these resources and income without having to do any organising or fighting?