/med/ & friends

Today i dreamt of a guy who was always looking by the balcony and people knew him by "balconyanon"

And for some reason he lived in the cathedral of Santiago de Compostela

I suspect dreams are made of cocaine and methadone

I sometimes still feel like I'm just taking up too much space

threads don't reach bump limit half the time, it's not like gymbros are killing them by actually posting
besides if workout routines are bad just because not everyone is into it then I'm surely just the worst anon for every time I incoherently rambled about dark elves or history or mythological or goth girls or whatever else I feel like rambling about

I feel you can get a better stretch and ROM doing those, but I'm also a bit lazy and don't like doing unilateral stuff because it takes more time.

Lyon! Sono già andato una volta e me ha piaciuto la città. Penso che mangeremo bene, la gastronomia qua è ottima.
Il svantaggio è che sarà un caso complicato per il lavoro.
So far, this balanced approach to life has brought me only good things. I hope yours does too.

Also I didn't post my training yesterday because I'm deloading this week, so I'm doing extremely light work.
Yesterday it was bench press 3x2 with 120 kg.
Today squat 3x2 with 150 kg.

WHERE IS THE PREVIOUS

This is what you get for letting mangia cazzos making the thread

Your autistic tears nourish my soul

anon finally gets a gf

i.4cdn.org/int/1732608564901212.mp4

weeks unironically want women like that

I'm a weeb and wouldn't want to be with a fatty.

immigrants revolt in Milan destroying buses making fires and throwing stuff at the police because an egyptian 19 years old got killed by Carabinieri

I'm glad I don't live in that shithole

*refraining from giving my opinion about this*

do a low squat to put something on the ground

*riiiipppps*
wtf bros

Imagine being the security guard and having to escort her outside.

My glasses are here.
Most of my posts are unread yet it doesn't stop me and neither should it stop you.

I read every post doe.
Although long ass babble might be read "in diagonal"

but you're right, he should
i post about my ancestors, which is most case, bore the shit out of anyone even most of my family kek

I nordafricani sono i peggiori, sono letteralmente tutti dei mezzi criminali di sto cazzo, bisognerebbe genocidarli

Got my body composition measured. I have absolutely no idea how I only gained 0.2 kg of lean in the past 3 weeks despite being a beginner (about to hit the 6 months mark). According to my frens there who also happen to be personal trainers working there, compared to how much time I spend there that's a really low amount of muscle.
3x8 72,5 kgs narrow grip lat pulldown
3x8 65 kgs machine low row
2x8 without +1x10 with straps 100 kgs machine lat pulldown
3x12 30 kgs barbell curl
2x12 16 kgs + 1x12 14 kgs dumbbell curl
1x20+1x33 back extensions
1x8 75 kgs machine row (was tired so I couldn't hit 10-11 reps)

In my opinion results are irrelevant as long as you are having fun.

i post about my ancestors, which is most case

I like those posts doe

Most of my posts are unread

*blocks your path by reading them*

glasses

What's the dioptre?

fatty.

Nigga that's literally the least worst trait of that girl based solely on that webm

a livello di criminalità hanno letteralmente portato le città del nord ad essere allo stesso livello, se non peggio, delle città terrone del terzo mondo
praticamente una piaga è incredibile che nessuno faccia niente

The chain is broken. Future internet archaeologists will have trouble putting the pieces back together. History fragments.

Someone will pay.

bbc.com/news/articles/cy9jr3y8gv5o

i.4cdn.org/fit/1732391215961752.jpg

Someone will pay for this.

Frenchies be like "ooh la la"

She must be from Southern England because middle=sex.

good morning gent...

hate to say it but lad's got a point

Grim

Does such event happens iyc?
I don't mean a fart, I mean the pants ripping themselves

gabagool

Why do ripped gymbros always have a fetish for fat girls? There must be a scientific explanation for this. Is it related to the fact that I'm fat and have a fetish for athletic tomboys? Is a relationship only allowed to have so much muscle/fat in it, and this is nature's way of balancing it out?

Why do ripped gymbros

I'm weak as fuck doe.
Also, middle is absolutely not fat.

They will tell you it's muh testosterone

Those machines aren't that accurate, you should look into wether you look better in the mirror and your lifts are going up.

middle is absolutely not fat.

I'm a gymbro and don't like fatties.
Maybe it's because I'm not that ripped.

People who lift require fat, their body desires it.
They are not actually attracted to fat women, they want to eat them.

That’s why I work out at home, to escape from that curse.

Middle is fat.

Now I can bench the barbell without weight 13 times instead of 12 fr fr.
I should write down my lifts every day in a journal or something so as to see if I'm improving or not. But even without that I know that I'm improving it's just that I have a hard time believing that because I can't notice any changes in the mirror. Then again I have body dysmorphia so that could explain things.

A bit chubby, but she's not fat. You niggas never see fat girls irl in your countries (you don't suffer) so you can't tell the difference.

y-yeah, s-she’s not fat

:|

Elon Musk lands rockets on smaller pads than this

I can forgive fat girls, they know no better, but a chubby chaser is inexcusable.
The amount of fatties is exclusively their fault, as they’re enablers. Someone post the Magyar horrible taste picture, quick!

I would do her but I'm not a chubby chaser per se I'm just a universal pussy chaser

universal pussy chaser

Also called being desperate let's be real.

I'm not desperate until I start to include Americans and gypsies in my targets

Under -2.

Good afternoon /med/, today I dreamed that I left my previous workplace (school of adults but it was a different building and location) where there were two former coworkers. As I didn't have a car to go back home, I decided to run nonstop in the middle of a muddy forest until I found a exit. It was dark and it felt like a videogame since there was a map to orientate myself. Thanks to that map I found a village, but the dream ended there.

What a downgrade

Could be worse. My right eye is -3.75 and the left is -4.75

I also had this situation in the school:

One of my older pupils talks about how great Franco was for building dams.

Then, proceeds to sing "Cara Al Sol" (falangist anthem).

My duty is supposedly to avoid every kind of political stuff in the school, but since education is overloaded with leftist propaganda, I didn't call him out at all as a way to counter the already pozzed system.

i post about my ancestors

I like those posts and replied to them more than once. Everyone here has right to post about their stuff, there's always one person who enjoys it even if there are no replies.

PRESENTE!

Did he talk about dams because of the floods?

based, same.
Or just having a large palette of taste.

Yeah, I'm not that bad so far.

live footage of anon's student dad
youtube.com/watch?v=zI5q9x0CtME

Based

Did he talk about dams because of the floods?

Yes

I didn't call him out at all as a way to counter the already pozzed system

Utterly based.
My gramps was a history teacher and he just casually skipped lessons that lied about how things happened. So if a lesson was about that the USSR dindu nuffin and they are the good guys, he just skipped that lesson.

You a blind nigga

Being a forest ranger is a better job than teaching in my opinion.

Magyarettes bit their lips as magyaranon passes by

He doesn't notice a thing because nigga blind

It all makes sense now

Andalucia's new lifting shirt.

I'm ashkenazimaxxed.

Could be SOVL if not for the AIslop.

there is a space missing between = and triceps

I don't wish to know how you developed your nooticer senses.

L'autism

Hello /med/! I went on a date (non romantic) with my friend and since we both like art we took our coloring tools, I brought some coloring books and we talked about art, animals... A bird landed right next to our table because we ate outside, it was so fucking hot even though it was 23°C outside. I sweated buckets because she wanted to walk around the city even though it looked like it was about to rain at any moment. I must've lost like 2 kilos just from sweating.
Inside of you there are two wolves, a gay bodybuilder vs a chad pussy slayer femboy.

nor is it like anyone reads it.

I know nothing about exercise routines but I can definitely say you and the spanish bodybuilder anon could wreck my ass even though I'm a whole unit.

sometimes still feel like I'm just taking up too much space on /med/ sometimes

Imagine me, I yap nonstop brother lmao. I like reading your posts, I like everyone's posts here. It's honestly the most comfy community I have online. Nobody argues for the sake or arguing, or starts trolling or being fucking unlikeable.

deve ser muito bom ter uma pica marroquina entre a língua e o céu da boca.

also holy fucking shit I don't know why but I got severe allergies yesterday. I started sneezing and getting fucking brutal rhinitis to the point my nose drips water nonstop.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
and I feel bad just for asking my ex to stop allowing his mom to scream at me and berate me. yikes.
as we say in argentina,
maten a todos los negros.
I always feel afraid of squatting too hard or spreading my legs because I don't want my pants to rip. My ass is big. Big bunda.
Glass mewing mogging time, hell yeah sigmas.

Most of my posts are unread

I got you homie. I enjoy your posts a lot, very relatable.
POWERFUL AURA.
Middle one is sexo. Third is surprisingly chubbier than me. BUT HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN. Fucking unlucky genes I have.

5 (You) at once

Yes. Like the fact that tall girls like nerdy, submissive boys, and the fact that shortstack goth girls with big boobs like tall, normal looking golden retriever guys. Opposites attract.

I'm weak as fuck doe

bro lifts 70-60-75 kgs machines everyday

I don't know, I can lift my mom, that already makes me a superhero. Both emotionally and physically.
I'm full of protein that's for sure kek.
S E X
TUMMIES = SEX
SOFT PUFFY SILKY TUMMIES = SEXO SALVAJE SIN CONDÓN FOR THE ONLY PURPOSE OF PROCREATION.
Picky eaters don't suffer from hunger is the phrase in spanish. I enjoy all women as long as they're overall healthy and don't look like walking sticks or like hungry fatchick.
How come you guys remember your dreams? I can never remember my dreams, only in very rare occassions I have lucid dreams. Sleep is like time travel for me.
Beautiful posts my fren, very fun. It's no coincidence I think this is the best thread in all 4chins.

Opposites attract.

This would explain why I'm extremely attracted to beautiful women.

it was so fucking hot even though it was 23°C outside

Nordic blood courses thickly through your veins. Most people in South America would consider that a pleasantly cool summer's day.
Unironically can't tell if this is AIslop or not. I've gotten too old to tell the difference between human and computer-generated content in non-photorealistic images.

devias de ter vergonha mano, vires par'aqui postar esta merda

also woops sorry for spamming, I feel like I should apologize for yapping nonstop lol.

I don't recall you ever mentioning that you could converse in the language of the Nipponese. What other secrets do you have yet to be revealed?

Hmm... I have an extreme pain tolerance, I have mixed type synesthesia (I can... Taste smells, see colors and images while listening to music, I can feel touch if I see someone being touched or being hurt, sounds can make me feel physical things and slow/increase heart rate, amongst some other things), I just recently figured out I have a spice tolerance, I once drew a capybara freud... Ask anything and I shall answer, hahah.

This would explain why I'm extremely attracted to beautiful women.

Ayo bro I like older looking guys, a lot of women like very young looking men, but I prefer when guys look a bit scruffy, tired, and kinda like sagely cowboys. I'm a dilf enjoyer, and a lot of women love dilfs. Your time is coming, my brother.

Most people in South America would consider that a pleasantly cool summer's day.

It wasn't necessarily the heat that was killing me, it was the HUMIDITY. DEAR LORD. It was SO humid. I literally was melting and sweating bullets and my skin felt sticky. I can deal with extreme weathers, but not extreme humidity.

0 for me

Argentinette betrayed me...

great player

Not too soon my brother, here's your well deserved (you). How's your day doing? I would've answered to more posts but I don't want to get kicked out for extreme yapping kek.
I want to get another coffee but coffee makes me sleep after some hours. Weird.

Thank god, I was restless until I got my (You) serotonin shot.
I'm fine, I'm going to the other side of the country for a professional meeting.
It's a very touchy case and I will probably make some people pissed off so tomorrow might be a long, awkward day.

Weird

your body seems to work in reverse.

Argentinette thinks the girl we talked about is sex in the middle

She's unironically the only high T poster in this general apart from me and portuchad.

I mean no offense with this post, but I MUST write this down

17 yo LATAM girls, 20th century

I should get knocked up for the third time and give birth to twins

22 yo LATAM girls, 21th century

NOOOOO WHERE IS MY COLOURING BOOK I'M GOING INSANEEEE
I wonder where the world went wrong (you'll hate me for this but I blame feminism and liberalism)

could wreck my ass

Misunderstood that part the first time I read it.

I like reading your posts

Sister...

I've gotten too old to tell the difference between human and computer-generated content

AI pictures just look like as if they were created by something trying to act human (even though it's something absolutely not human).

I know this won't calm you, but I'm here for you big boi. *hugs you from behind (absolutely no intent of swiping the rock off of your head)*

Thank god, I was restless until I got my (You) serotonin shot.

Being liked by the thread is my serotonin boost, hell fucking yeah! I love being here, it's just a shame that my timezone makes it that I have to join this thread a bit later than you lads, heh.

going to the other side of the country for a professional meeting.

I will probably make some people pissed off

Wishing you the best of luck for this new journey you're embarking onto. Don't listen to people throwing shit on you for deciding to change into a better or different environment. You decide what's good for you and that's what matters most.

your body seems to work in reverse.

I can drink like 5 caffeinated drinks a day and I still sleep like 9 hours a day if I can. The issue is that I feel sleepy during the day and active at night. I'm a raccoon kek.
Also pic related is literally me.

She's unironically the only high T poster in this general apart from me and portuchad.

High T men support their mum and strive to better theirselves even if shit gets rough. The gains are not just in the body, but in the sovl.

17 yo LATAM girls

I should get knocked up for the third time and give birth to twins

BRO can you believe we actually talked about that?! We've got classmates of ours that already are having kids or are actively looking for kids, and we don't want to get kids so early lol. What's the rush? I would rather be stable economically and make sure I can support my kids, and THEN I'd try to get 'em.

I wonder where the world went wrong

Nonono, don't worry, girls are having kids. We just would rather enjoy our youth in a healthy way. My friend had a small argument with one classmate of her because... She wants kids, but she's not married, her boyfriend doesn't have a job, she's the one paying for everything...
I mean... brain'nt, y'know

Sister...

Got you homie!

Fascist scums.

What's the rush?

I have baby fever doe and it makes me suffer. (Apparently that's rare for men).

You want kids, hungarybro? I'm not gonna lie, I... Kind of like the idea of becoming a mom, but... I feel my genes might fuck my kids up mentally or neurologically. I'd be afraid of my kids having autism or depression or being prone to depression. I love kids and I've been called a very motherly person, but exactly due to that reason I don't know if I could be a mom. I don't want my kids to suffer.
Also I don't want to go through the horrors of childbirth. I HATE vomiting. And having a bebe in the womb means puking and pain.
And yeah, I'd definitely say it's VERY rare for men to have baby fever. Specially in latin america, a place where dads go "Adiós" when the mom's pregnant.

I am shocked by the quality of the content of the video that you posted.

Glass mewing mogging time, hell yeah sigmas.

Could you repeat that in English please?
The glasses I got are quite a drastic change from their predecessors. It will take a while to get used to them.

I'm here for you big boi

Thank you bud.

You decide what's good for you

Of course but it's not exactly what it's about here. Let's just say I'm a bringer of bad news.
I have no issues with it but the ones I bring the bad news to, obviously do.
And this time, I bring a LOT of bad news.

baby fever

One step at a time cow boy.

Magyar/Argentinian /med/ baby when?
Think about it. Magyaranon loves thick girls and their autism would cancel each other out.
Also they're younguns full of vigor.

Anon you will do the needful at 9PM because I said so

Oh no no... wagiesisters....
Still better than waking up at 2 AM at least.

You should knock up an office cutie before coming up with such fanfics, gspotman.

young

I'm OLD (23 in less than a month).

You want kids, hungarybro?

If I 100% knew the world wasn't going to be a complete shithole within our lifetime I'd unironically like to have like 4 kids.

I'd be afraid of my kids having autism or depression or being prone to depression

I inherited 'tism from my dad, but I honestly believe that if I had been properly raised autism would have basically 0 negative effect on my life.
Ofc I still had to pay attention to not buying clothes made out of shit quality because it makes me go insane as it touches my skin, but hey at least this same trait also effects my pp making it really sensitive so I can't complain.

every year that passes my map autism only grows

luca toniiiii

sexo com negritas...

England and Portugal two of the only countries on there to still have those borders

(((alliance)))

still baffled you tugas still fall for ang*o lies

You are jealous because you aren't part of the world's oldest alliance

Hey /med/ what would you want for Christmas? Budget is 50€.

I do not partake in the custom of exchanging presents.

I would like a crisp €50 note please

I saw him once and he looked like a massive chud.
Based grandpa. When I have te chance to teach history or any controversial topic, I'll do my best to dodge the agenda.

Health for the wife, though I don’t think 50€ would be in the realm of that.

It's a hassle, I agree.
Don't you use pounds?
You can buy 50€ worth of a candles and go pray for her.

How is she doing since yesterday friend? I hope everything's alright.

Brotein or books or maybe, just maybe some winter themed tshirts like picrel.

AVIATION DEVIATION
UNDETECTED
UNEXPECTED
WINGS OF GLORY
TELL THEIR STORY

Could you repeat that in English please?

"Very well indeed ol' chap, it is with great joy that you now possess some cool glasses that will make you look very handsome, very nice my friend."

It will take a while to get used to them.

What eye conditions do you suffer from bro? I have astigmatism and ehhh... Myopia iirc. Lights look a bit blurry from afar, but I can see pretty well. I just can't see shit from very far away.
also nice pic goddayum

Let's just say I'm a bringer of bad news.

Because you're leaving the business you're working in? Will your coworkers/bosses be super freaking mad?
I mean, they can't really control what you do or don't do, it would be literal 1984 if you couldn't swap jobs or simply leave.
I must say though it would be a shame to abandon the office qts.

One step at a time cow boy.

*reads this with a strong french cowboy accent*
Do excuse my ignorance, who's Magyar? And I don't know, if I have kids with someone as autistic as me my kids could either be Einstein 2 or Chris-chan 2 kek. I would at least like my kids to have good taste in autism, and not be gachafags. There's a limit to the autism.

OLD

23

bro imagine my mom is 47 and is still menstruating, she almost has half a century of years kek

I'd unironically like to have like 4 kids.

It would be so fun having kids, they're like mini-yous you can teach all your favorite things to. I could finally have people I could play yume 2kki with and sperg in minecraft with. Or yap nonstop about pop culture stuff like Ozempic.
If only the world wasn't getting on fucking fire.

it makes me go insane as it touches my skin

As a kid I remember I hated certain cotton fabrics that felt too itchy or too touchy on my skin, same with polyester clothes. They make me sweat more than normal.
Also woops, sorry I was absent, a friend called me on the phone and I was also called to eat.

who's Magyar?

SHOCKED

With 50 euros... I'd take my cat to the vet honestly, she's been having an eye allergy and her eye is very teary. I also want to take her fleas off. Maybe aside from that I'd buy clothes for myself, and if I had some extra I'd buy a simple coloring book of something that isn't flowers, lol. Or some cheap sunglasses.
Hey, hello! I don't think I've met you yet. I hope your wife's doing okay.
IS THAT YOU HUNGARYBRO? I recognize flags, and I can differentiate Gironde from other french posters, but I can't remember the nicknames, I'm so sorry ;_;

jealous

I'm happy that besides all the problems we have, dealing with alb*on deception is not one of them
booze

I saw him once and he looked like a massive chud.

kek, expected
espero que tudo vá bem com sua senhora

going from infant annihilator to pharrell williams to polka is literally me shuffling my playlists
youtu.be/8RR2Z66ECbY?si=RMi1KV9UqOmBDBUs

booze

i'm a fellow vodka enjoyer, Dr. Lemon is my shit
or an appetizer like Gancia with Sprite is peak alcoholismo

Good day med am back

Back from having sex?

Back from the the endless cycle of the cagie wagie. What did I miss today ?

Hellooo. I'm currently melting because the humidity is way too high here. Just checking Anon Babble to see what cool wallpapers I can find. I have like 338 so far.

She’s a bit better.

haven’t met

I’m potuanon.

Está melhor, booma, obrigado!

Oh heck, for some reason you had a german flag. I thought it was my schizophrenia but no, it wasn't. I didn't remember a german anon who had a wife, only a portuguese anon with a sexo wife. What happened to her? What is she sick with?

Pastizzi and mqaret.
Myopia, and my right eye's iris, or pupil, is a bit misshapen or something like that.

Because you're leaving the business you're working in?

no no, it was just a way to explain what I do at my job without getting into specifics and doxxing myself.
I do business meetings and generally my coming to their structure is bad news for them.
I won't leave my job, I love it.

could either be Einstein 2 or Chris-chan 2 kek

gotta take some risks in life!
Also Magyaranon is Hungarianon.

to have good taste in autism, and not be gachafags

Holy shit, Andalusianon BTFO
Good to know fren, may she get even better.
Poor wife, I remember she was in bad health a few years ago too.

I do business meetings and generally my coming to their structure is bad news for them.

Sounds like you are a HR fiend.

Maybe that's why he's been learning Spanish this whole time. I always thought it was an odd decision, but now all the pieces are tumbling into place.

Oh no, far worse. I am zog personified.
Indeed, crazy how we long it took for us to see it.

IS THAT YOU HUNGARYBRO?

Yes, magyar means hungarian in hungarian.

I started learning Castilian when I was 16 doe.

She’s a bit better.

Good to hear.

started learning Castilian at 16

Man, it's been more than 6 years since then. I'm officially old for real this time.

Woohoo new Insurgency Sandstorm update incoming.

is that guy borat?

No, he's me. He's literally me.

Magyaranon with his mom going to buy groceries

I don't want to go to the bowling and laser game with the cagie coworkers VGH

i don't know much about french celebrities
the most famous french person i know is probably timothee chalamet
he and his father came to south korea a few months ago, and his father said he is an ex-french diplomat
so he said he had been to south korea several times decades ago

humiliation ritual