/brit/

our infrastructure is dying, the economy can't grow because of excessive overregulation, and millions of young foreign unknown men are living freely on the taxpayer, many of them being criminals

Let's introduce a bill that means people have toe right to kill themselves!

Pay the MPs NEET wages and see how quickly things change

It was the 5th night in my newly purchased first home last night.
I think I'm used to the traffic noise. The neighbours TV is still annoying, but again I think I'm getting used to it as I went to sleep quite quickly.
The trouble is that their TV is mounted on a shared wall, and I think they removed their fireplace, so the sound vibrates through my chimney and travels up.
I still miss the location of my old flat and still wish I wasn't living in this new town, but I finally brought my TV in to the living room and it made me feel a bit more settled.

Levi's XX Chino me prefer

My husband found my Tinder profile and now wants to divorce me. What do I do?

i killed a man
i shot him with a gun
now i'm on the run

Spaki circling around in his wheelchair raging about his disability AND unemployment benefits being cut next week

Best thing to do is put your TV on the same wall and get a tit-for-tat TV volume feud started.

Cathie Wood-Led Ark Invest's Latest Portfolio Maneuver: Dumps Tesla And Palantir Shares, Buys Amazon And AMD Stock

Just get over it you autistic spack

yank made a better thread than the Brits thread. proud of ye me boy

The neighbours has their TV on at a reasonable volume though. It's just that they have removed their chimney on their side so the noise comes through into mine.
I've bought a chimney sheep though so hopefully that muffles the noise quite a bit

Hello frens, I'm an ex-Muslim. What should I have for my first drink from the pub? I've never ordered before.

just got my ozbargain p-plates lads
big day

He’s actually in Spain living his best life

You are absolutely shameful and disgusting. You should be publicly humiliated at a minimum. Best case scenario, you'd do the world a favor and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge or into the Grand Canyon. I have no sympathy for cheaters, I’d tell you to go kill yourself in a very descriptive way to your face and mean every word. Absolute worthless, garbage human.

I mean look at that CORRRR
practically drooling

HOWLING at the one poor soul who actually thinks this other than you

just got my willy out
thinkin bout big muscular guys

uhmm meant to attach a picture of beefeater's gin, not an illustration of Bertie Wooster knocking over Sir Watkyn Bassett's grandfather clock

lol but what should I do?

Welcome to the dark-side fellow human! For your first swing on the boozy-go-round, I would recommend Mike's Hard Lemonade!

Spaki's mechanised jihadi assault on the biscuit aisle.

Give me an answer pls or I'll have to make a thread on Anon Babble

He is. He hasn’t posted here in months

jack daniels is piss cheap

FOY

just sucked off rorke

just do whatever default lager they have on tap

Like a modern day Macbeth

Yes because he got his trip permabanned and also painted himself into a corner with his gimmique

don't like the phrase "doesn't cost anything to be nice"
it's false and diminishes the effort/sacrifice made
being nice can absolutely have a cost, mentally and physically

Ah yes that would be the cheese pizza that did it.
Careless to have a melty on his trip

if you hover over the link in this post, the "th"s line up
*waggles my mouse back and forth*
haha th go brrr

just put it back in my pants

Is that a thing? I just point to a tap and say 'that'

Yes there’s 300 men per woman. You think I made that up? The guys on soc just jack off to each other now. Because the only women there are there to sell pictures lol. It’s so fucked up. It’s actually so humiliating to go to an online chatroom and every single person is a man looking for a woman. But there’s no women. This is reality somehow.

a fu prd croi brogo rols ooe wn n

at least say the bloody name of the tap when you order

no you didn't
and if you did then i didn't ask for it
and if i did then you were wearing a wig
and if you weren't then it was just research for my screenplay

Why’d he get his trip banned?

Spaki campaigning for wheelchair ramps at mosques and childrens playgrounds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
luckily today is the day amazon deliver my new charger. if the CUNTS don't get here before FUCKING 8 O CLOCK or whatever i will actually shut myself in the airing cupboard with the boiler and cook myself alive

Play idea: Crackbeth
A daring recreation of Macbeth but with an all black caste and its set in modern day Baltimore

allegedly he had a melty and posted CP

Spaino isn’t even here and he’s all you can talk about. Rent free.

allegedly

yes but typically you say the name of the beer too, you see

least technology dependent zoomer

getting me out the flat it lush lads

right fair enough

People who have pretended to namefag as him since have received ban evasion bans stating CP as the original reason

been over 4 years since i've had sex, might have to pay a visit to the knock shop

well has there been any evidence?

rah might cop these baddies on the cheap thanks for the heads up

Beyond grim that he just has that material to hand to fuel an autistic meltdown

When’s the /brit/ Christmas meetup?

Late night lads, just dumped Tabasco all over a nuked 2 day old burrito. Proper scran this, finna tuck in.

Yes that is a crisis of globalization and end stage capitalism creating a culture dominated by women being in short supply. The top 10% of desirable women are lusting after by 90% of men, creating a glut of partnerless males.

I fuck twinks though, not my problem

Dirty nonce couldn't control himself. Suppose it was an accident waiting to happen.

lol

Why does he not use an umbrella?

hard liquor is so fun because there's all these different flavors and brands and they're basically all decent, can't really go wrong.

some beers can be right sour piss but the spirits aisle is just pure candy shop fun

Hes pretty cool this guy with the mask

poowong hotel 6pm

He appreciated the kino

Month and a half for me lad feels like a fucking life time
No prospects of sex either

nooooo lad.
at least just buy a fresh $3 7-11 one, your bowels will thank you

Huh?

bbc.com/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491
wonder how he's doing these days, hope he moved to iraq to live out his rasheed fantasies x

Pooing out some consecutive digits

been 10 for me

I consider you to be my friends

ate all the snacks my friend delivered to me

Commiemong became a lot less violent when someone linked him to this article a few months back

*steps over your slumped body at gin alley giving you a nudge with my walking cane glaring with a face of bitter contempt and pure hatred*

i am not a gay nonce

I consider you to be my lovers

and what do you infer from that?

Alri habibis

nooooo don't make me work

i don't have the mental fortitude for not dossing about

you're killing my mental elfs

17% average is insane

rubber dinghy rapids senpai

He's a scared little bitch

wish i was still in 2015

Too late my jit I already got half this grim thing down genuinely tweakin rn

Was wondering why he was toning down his posts lol - thought that some of his posts about bourgeois women and children probably warranted a knock on the door by the rozzers

So glad i have a last name that isn't something silly like "Cheese"
Or something really common like "Tailor" or "Smith"

wish you were in 20 15 year olds? wrongun

i talk to myself in shops

The darker states are the ones with more negros by the way.

he's scared of the sheikh? or scared of being arrested for espousing extreme views?

Gotem queen her wig is in 2,015 pieces

REALLY looking forward to my 3pm walk

dont know what the fuck you're talking about
but in 2015 i was in uni, had no responsibilities, and banging twenty two year olds left and right
now im an old man at age 29

3pm

Nonce alert.

out of ganja as it were
might buy some more

pooftop

REALLY looking forward to my 3pm date with a hung daddy

chinese niggas come to be the uk and be like hi my names shixong lingwing dinghao but you can call me jason

Weird how all the ISIS stuff is decades old news now.
Its literally history.

Probably would have been better being in the EU if we were going to have a trade war with the USA desu

Lool I met a Chinese lad that said his name was Nolan

Female dookie delicatessen

I mean listen:
deep down i know the ex gf had a lot of undesirable qualities and she wasn't very nice to me often, but i did love her i think.
for anyone else without crippling anxieties and abbandonment issues with realistic prospects of a new gf, the breakup would be a good thing. but not for me.
if by some miracle she tried to get back with me i would in a heartbeat. what i wouldn't give to feel her arms around me again

The Sheikh obviously

Churches make me feel nauseous, depressed and generally uncomfortable.

wonder how many total slanty eyed jeffreys and jeremys there are in western countries

Mosques are home. No women. Total peace.

i'm not scared of the sheikh
would love to bum him and make him my little raghead batty boy x

Decent ngl

the toilers of /brit/

probably would have been better staying in the eu regardless we voted leave to get rid of all the foreigners and beaurocratic laws and lo and behold guess what it was our own corrupt government all along who were setting those laws and bringing in the foreigners and it's only got worse

You’re probably going to hell

She hit the wall in the 3rd movie

i met a malaysian once who went by elvis

you're probably a shia innit
you're all kuffar

Bootlicker

Love dossing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.

Always wondered if arabic kings have harems of european women.
Slaves were a thing, and arabs invaded european territories many times.

Makes sense this would have been common.

Thats not true. Theres actually just a supply shortage. We have around 300 men per woman. Like I just said you illiterate fucking spic. Who rejected you moron? Nobody? Thats right. Theres no women to get rejected by.

seething dosser

Get to work, lazy cunt

boobs

bought a little best buy haha thats the plan

boobs

Find dreams well interesting me. Like what are they for and what do they mean?

luckily i bought early heheheh

“No”

You're getting a knock for that one

scran

violently sloppily raping a big bowl of spag bol

GOOD posts

Bum's out might do a little kegeling in a minute

Ideally, he should be 18, 5'9 or below and only just hitting puberty.

Okay, Based Starmer's taking those bennies away then

got the euromillions ticket in lads. life of luxury for me when my numbers come up. get in.

i'm rorke against non-whites

historically most arab kings had eastern european wives

my dreams are just my grim life but more far fetched last night i dreamt that there were a load of bulgarians living in my garage and stealing things from my house at night but when i phoned the police they said we can't do anything

that is NOT the sheikh's tripcode, can't fool me

What about Al Andalus?

b cr pro frow aroon uoln dge is o

Sir Keir whipping dolemongs through the streets, straight to the electroplating factory.

Starmer's bringing back the lash

women don't exist!!!!! there's none in my bedroom, is there? Aha!

thoughts and prayers

physically, it's your brain cleaning itself
it also helps you process short-term memory into long-term

Any good strawberry picking jobs this time of year? Looking to get started on the fruit picking job ladder.

Just hoping with it being a mild winter i might have a chance.

*to the tune of mahna mahna from the muppets*
mahna mahna
allahu akbar
mahna manha
screw infidels

Reopen the mines if you want people to work.

you're taking the broad way to hell la

They are movies that god shows you. Like imagine he has complete control of the dream. And that they don’t mean a single thing. He tries to lure you into the dream by emotionally investing you in the content. But, it’s literally just a tv show. We call it the third eye. It is a screen we have in our minds. And god controls the picture it watches when we sleep sometimes. We never create our own dreams, and they never happen randomly. He shows them to us. Why? I dunno, probably has something to do with money. Your eye is not safe during the day. He can and does use your eye during the day. But, you also can control your eye sometimes as well. So it’s misleading, because he pretends he’s not doing it. Why? Probably to do with money.

Turks did but not sure about arabs

got called infidel while walking through damascus in 1191 lads

The reason why so much of the youth aren't working is because of how totally broken the social contract is. Want a house? Tough shit - the value doubles every 10 years. Want to retain your wage? Tough shit - someone has to pay for the triple lock and all your peers to claim £10k a year because they have "anxiety." Want to remain in your own community? Tough shit - that's racist and we'll be busing thousands of rapis- I mean refugees to your area shortly, it will soon be unrecognisable.
I'm not a neet, far from it, but you're being intentionally obtuse if you fail to understand why someone would want to just doss about on bennies rather than work like a slave and get nothing in return.

Problem with this is once you used up all your luck on becoming a millionaire with no effort, its all downhill from there.

*benny hill music plays*

did anyone read roald Dahl's autobiography Boy where he spends half the book talking about getting caned by various headmasters and prefects, and the one prefect who was so precise in his caning he could lay each fresh caning right in the groove on the victim's bum left behind by the previous caning

something not quite right about all that

reckon i could donate a few quid out of my millions to fix the local church roof. that's my pass sorted.

get the mines reopened
get the benefits cut
get the dole wastrels employed
get the nhs funded

Tough shit, into the toilmines NEETy

what are some good mobile games lads? ideally best for playing while watching something on the tele.

i like vampire survivors, the tomb raider game on the netflix app for example

rorke

violent male-on-male noncery is deeply entrenched in the british psyche, even more so for the upper classes

Who pays the dole if everyone’s getting a piece

Family Guy Quest for Stuff

I'm a wee bit bored over how Pluto not being a planet is mentioned whenever Pluto is mentioned

Why not just watch the thing on telly

pluto mentioned

Boss Tweed I think

Virtual rentberg on my heels again

Great post

this if a brit went to an all boys school, they were molested bum rape style by upperclassmen with no exceptions

Chuckled at this post

reckon Mickey's sick of it and all

state of this boomer

I just love gardening, the thrill of seeing these things as the start off small and grow bigger and plumper till they're almost bursting with juice.

I should have said "nipping at my heels again" but so be it.

homo erotic innit

Infidel means in -> F -> id: L

It’s saying infidels don’t fuck and they look like losers. Very common in language to use words to gaslight and humiliate. Words are used for warfare, and sex was the leading cause of death.

nice trainers lad

Well said
Also who the hell wants to be a mark who stacks shelves

You going to pickle them?

the 2 and a half week annual leave has been approved in January. Cor i need it lads i wont lie

Quite rightly so.

True but also a couple of other things. We enable dole dossing through bogus mental health issues and things like chronic pain which are difficult to disprove. Also in a lot of the country you can still get a starter home for 100k or even a nice enough house for 150k, people just assume that because their parents house is worth 300k they need to live in an equally nice place at the middle of the housing ladder. London is an exception. The immgration thing is only happening because you need workers to tax or everything goes to shit and our own people don't want to work.

survivor.io is a vampire survivor type game, very fun

It's more of a planet than Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus or Neptune I say, at least it's a freezing ball of rock and not just a load of gas.

It was really just the image

Side note, you can really see the difference Islam makes even in people that are more or less the same, like Lebbos.

yer ma's just a load of gas

*turns my attention to /brit/*

A lot of neat mobile games that i thought were surprisingly good but i uninstall anyways because i will never play them because i have an actual machine for running video games if you could believe it.
And even if i was bored enough or had no other choice, they're a bit of a hassle to get into.

Nothing wrong with honest work

might burn my fingerprints off and knock out my teeth so no one can identify me when i'm dead

glad this will mean less russian shitters messing up my counter strike games

Can't be doing with this procrastination right now lads, I have to get some work done but I just keep putting it off

oh look it's that prick with no fingerprints or teeth

India intentionally bread more males than females. They are told to immigrate. Higher level production facilities were built in first world because of a higher safety rating. Which meant a demand for skilled labor. This was a plot that does affect us. Excess males meant a balance needed to be struck. And that meant killing first world males. In Russia they are killing males with war. To correct the balance. What wasnt considered was that we needed around twice as many women than what we have. Supplies are very thin. Earth is very poor.

think I'd be able to identify a gummy twat with perfectly smooth sausages fingers ngl

MAAAATE

im extremely ignorant about space, i know it's should be super interesting or whatever but it just don't interest me

i doubt you are, but one of the things islam gets right is that alcohol is in fact generally bad for you. fine in moderation, but probably a third of drinkers aren’t capable of moderation. regardless if you’re going to go ahead anyways, just a pint of whatever basic bitch lager they have should serve your purposes fine.

Imagine if that happened in UK.
Dictator Starmer sending out conscription vans to reinforce the East Anglian front.

The immgration thing is only happening because you need workers to tax or everything goes to shit

It's 2024 and you're still falling for that blatant lie lmao - sort yourself out lad

mentioned

doesn't really make sense considering russia wanted it over in 3 days.
in fact they were hoping to expand their male population through annexation

FCA is ‘incompetent at best, dishonest at worst’, claim MPs and peers

Liquidator Brunt in shambles.

you lads don't actually think russia sends out vans to kidnap men for the front?

you lads don't actually think russia

you nailed it, now fuck off

in fact they were hoping to expand their male population through annexation

Dont think that was the plan in all honesty.

doing a job hunt de lada
it 10x lush and everything gonna be alright de lada

ah yes sorry it's white genocide planned by the jews not economic policy to raise gdp forever, my mistake

Rockstar doesn’t release anything on PC until like a year and a half after the game’s release on consoles, so GTA VI is still a while away for me. Bethesda on the other hand releases all their games exclusively on XBOX consoles and PCs with Microsoft OSs, so TES VI will happen on release date.

All wrong

i thought russia never had conscription

I thought that webm was in Ukraine.
Saw a ukrainian flag on the uniform i think.

No one asked

deleted all my social medias and dating apps last night and feel better already no more anxiety for me and its going to be lush

So basically convert all these obsolete churches into mosques and we're golden.

I am.
Islam also prohibits music, dancing, pork and standing up to pee. Yeah being an alcoholic is bad but you won't die from two drinks a week.

obviously i'd be doing it not long before topping myself in some remote area, dump my teeth in the ocean and i'm good to go

Still got told though didn’t you

(in the style of 'Violent Crimes')
Yawning, tired, thinking about sleep

Donald Trump doesn't drink
His brother was an alcoholic.

I never drank either. I believe that is the right path and Allah's path most importantly.

just reeled in a bass with a gobful of pearly whites

what, you think if Kiev had fallen and the Zelensky govt collapsed, they would have started ethnic cleansing?

You've me there mate

*filters your trip*
ahh much better

Just not convinced that was an objective.

i want to hug and kiss pinkpantheress
youtube.com/watch?v=9YvkFX3AML4

filtering gives me the ick

How do you set up the filter to remove posts from view

enjoying the crisp refreshing taste of a cool glass of Coke Zero®

Drinking a special brew

just need a couple of months to rebuild and recuperate and focus on my mental health and then i'll be there
who knows during that time a woman might walk in to my life

people should be incentivised to breed more girls than boys, maybe a 80-20% ratio, then every bloke on earth can have a harem
it's theoretically possible for one bloke to impregnate every fertile woman on earth, but a foid can only squeeze one out every 9 month plus recovery time (with the obvious exception of twins and triplets and so on)

i know someone who shagged her, apparently her vagina is incredibly stinky

get them transplanted into your mouth lad. you could be the fish toothed man of cumming-upon-arse

Islam is a joke word. Is lamb. Made by a word cult that uses propaganda. They’ve studied genetics thoroughly and can predict most of our affinities the day we’re born. And they chose our real names.

Now i'm a household tripchad in /brit/, maybe its time to go out in a blaze of glory posting something heinous and vile.

based

Pic doesn't work

once we have gene editing i think this will happen because women will overwhelmingly choose to have girls

after pub error doom glow seen
all fun or croissants broke rules for men never
but critics probably frowned around upon the issued order

was just saying this down the pub

Triplets mentioned

Filtered

im going to quit the vapes, keep drinking to once a week, stick to going to the gym 5 times a week but be more regimented, start doing park run every saturday, go in to the office twice a week, see my friend at least once every two weeks and try to get one of my old mates out of his smelly bedroom

do I even want a brew? Just have them out of habit me

Doing a poo for the Prophet Mohammed.

was just saying this down Costa

Never mind found a guide

might hide stubs erasing this cunts existence from my world forever

father wears his sunday best
mother's tired she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs
sister's sighing in her sleep
brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around

might be kiwitoil time

Might use a trip here and pretend i'm on Twitter.
Don't know how it would work but it would be an interesting gimmick.

Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani liked your post.
Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani is now following you.

nope they will choose gay men

hello you absolute legends

It’s a joke word. Mo ham mad. The god in this reality makes many jokes about ham. Maybe you will notice now that I’ve told you. Theres a talking god who isn’t inside a body.

Any home owners here?

Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani retweeted your post.

yh

/brit/ is like an IRC
I miss IRC

my life is epic right now don't need the ex gf at all

yeah, made out of lego though

the london queer itinery:
club are saturday
inferno next friday
monster queen 2 weeks saturday

it's like £12 for a four pack now, fucking ridiculous
and they aren't even that strong any more, can get stronger Polish lagers for half the cost

whats queer about that

yeah i must be one of the few /brit/ posters that actually has a job and a mortgage. still don't get a smidgeon of pussy tho

your dad's invited

Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani mentioned you in a recent post.

Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani: "@Anon is not just a fool but an infidel. He has idle hands and mocks Allah in his absence of presence!"

the dads will want sons though i assume
mumstein said she prefers raising boys to girls

get over yourself, you daft bastard
got a job, wife, and mortgage, me

all the events are queer

I own a castle. Not a home. My castle is worth a lot. It’s the biggest one in the whole place. I wage war against you. I will assrape you so hard and make your woman squirt. Youre actually fucked. So my castle literally is the strongest one. No joke. And I actually own it which is fucking funny. You’re fucked. I actually do have a giant cock almost as gigantique as a BBC. You cant win lol. My castle owns the internet already. We own google maps and all the satellites. We can come into your house whenever. Literally my castle can access 100% of your life instantly. Thats the type of win we took. And I own it. Im the owner of that. Your woman has never had a real squirting orgasm. She will tell stories.

yeah you not including the last syllable

Immigration happens because it lowers wages and inflates house prices. This is basic fact lad. they're massive tax liabilities in reality.

Having a wall-mounted TV is a low-status signifier

Very based. Feel like a real member of society once you own property.

cronem enjoying his coffee at the gherkin bar

No idea how you can save up enough for a house while renting & without an inheritance

Got my TV mounted on the back of an illegal immigrant

by not renting and getting a joint with your mrs
a family is called a household for a reason

Rob a bank Hatton garden style, easy next

Bit early, that

good god im depressed

Lying on my CV

get a better job

Live at home whilst saving

Mad how you can do thus and they'll rarely (if ever) check

Seems foolhardy when you will inevitably want to break up at some point
Women these days are wasters
Parents live in an extremely economically inactive area though
Places with the best pay require the most rent

Seems foolhardy when you will inevitably want to break up at some point

projection is not an excuse

*leaves /brit/ until another new is made*

the final /brit/