I'm so tired of being a virgin

yeah bro im sure 35+ yo bitches are dying to fuck some total fucking virgin loser
u have imageboard induced brainrot

yeah im sure the discriminant here is OP being """afraid""" (read: aware of his low status and subhumanity) and not the fact that he's a low status subhuman

they are just too straight and forward and less playful which makes them easy mode, it's the women bullshit that spooks men and stress them making them give up and not getting that phone number as states

he's a low status subhuman

Nonsense. He's Danish. It's clearly he's afraid to talk to girls. All he had to do was man up, go to a party, and the magic will happen.

It doesn't work like that vietbro. I mean you're completely correct but the fact that op can't even do that is proof that he's too emotionally stunted and too socially disconnected from other people to just get laid the traditional way. Hence: hookers. But nonono

It doesn't count

So more shit threads on the fortune in the near future

again, you must be really stupid and have severe imageboard induced brainrot if you think a fucking middle aged woman is not going to laugh in the face of some fucking virgin like OP

Nonsense. He's Danish

kek why are white worshipping thirdies like this?
you think there aren't ugly or autistic motherfuckers in denmark?

It's clearly he's afraid to talk to girls. All he had to do was man up, go to a party, and the magic will happen.

wishful thinking, you're living in fucking la la land with this reddit tier bullshit

it literally doesnt count, there is no point
its safe to assume OP knows how to masturbate, he doesnt need some whore's body in order to do that

Not him but I feel like fucking a whore would destroy my confidence. The admission that you needed to pay a woman to finally lose your virginity rather than a girl actually wanting to have sex with you.

You're Italian, why are you like this? I thought italian men are supposed to be womanizers or something? Also, OP probably isn't that ugly as he think he is.

I feel like fucking a whore would destroy my confidence

virgins have no confidence to start with, it's the opposite anon, the taste of pussy is a goof fuel that helps you make moves and be more pushy and aggressive, which is what women like

Literally just go out there, start drinking, start making friends, start hanging out, start participate in social events that has lots of girls in it. Start socializing, start talking, be interesting, be fun, dress nicely & the rest will be easy like eating a cake.

even without touching on that, it should suffice to point out that its literally POINTLESS. it has no significance. it's masturbation with more steps.

I thought italian men are supposed to be womanizers or something?

italian chad certainly isn't going to post on an anime forum

Also, OP probably isn't that ugly as he think he is.

these copes dont matter at all
it's like saying

i've been trying to sell my house for $XXX,XXX for 2 years, no one has made an offer yet but i'm 100% sure that the house is actually worth that much!

the market is the only source of truth in financial affairs, chances are the house is not actually worth that much
women are the only source of truth in romantic affairs, chances are OP is a complete subhuman

Just the thought of it makes me nervous

Agreed but even so he aspires to be a person that masturbates with the help of a woman's body so for him it can't be helped

My brother, there are normal people on Anon Babble nowadays. Hell, even guys here are married and have girlfriend post here too.

*Checks flag
Uh huh, prostitution is legal in Danmark and you can just book a train ticket south if you'd rather fuck German or Dutch whores

there are normal people on Anon Babble nowadays

yeah, thats called reddit invaders for you

It counts as in

you have sex

your delusions of it are shattered and you become more sane

there are no delusions involved, this is just a meme that was fabricated to keep subhumans docile
the act of sex itself is pointless, everyone understands this, it's the significance behind it - a woman deemed you as worthy - that actually matters

I will be honest with you, you have a long way forward, a couple of tries, like getting phone numbers, first dates, etc... but don't understand how to deal with women so they shit on you and leave, then you become less stressed, you stop glorifying them, and become more pushy and confident, that's the point when you start eating pussy. it could be different with your women or in your liberal society, but that's the path most men go through, I wish I was told this earlier in life cuz the 1st failures will hurt so much cuz you are still desperate but it's all ok

Just have sex already jesus fucking christ man

significance behind it

Not even that matters after a couple of times. I bet you good money that most brain-dead normies in relationships mutually masturbate too just like John's with hookers

btw, people who believe that they can build a spiritual and pure human connection with a woman are pretty delusional and have never been with one, it's just sex in exchange of withstanding her bullshit

come to America and fuck me

I fucked whores. It didnt give me confidence or destroy it. It's just another outlet so I don't have to masturbate

Truke

women are the only source of truth in romantic affairs, chances are OP is a complete subhuman

problem is that women don't play the classical role a female plays in nature by filtering out low quality genes in the gene pool, but rather a meaningless game, they can reject a Billionaire Newton for a 75 IQ BBC just for the vibes, it's just a matter of who can play their game, that's what makes many men ask why is she dating an ugly wagie but rejected me and think of suicide

Sex isn't expensive... short term...

This. If I ever have a son I'm making sure to take him to a strip club or hooters style resturant just to make him less afraid of girls

Wise, once you have reeled in a girl the dollar per fuck just goes down the more you do it

this
actually it's even more fun when you basically make the women to make the moves on you
coerced validation[?]

You have to do it a lot to keep the costs low. Marriages, houses, and kids are expensive.

also kids are loud stupid cunts
living in apartments you learn this quickly

If you lock one in a closet for a while, they'll tell the others to keep it down.

are you familar with r/K selection theory, mister R?

I'm not. Do I get to select some K's?

yes but you can only select hapas/asiatics with fantastic hip to waist ratios

unironically even if the chances are low, you might find an hidden gem (probably not on tinder) but i've ready few stories like this
some girls even if very rare, would like to take your virginity

as a subspecies of hapa with a bizarrely feminine hip-to-waist ratio myself... I'm ok with this.

stop being gay

No.
Wait...
The gays don't want me. I'm forever doomed to heterosexuality.

You can pay her to tell you she loves you but it will never be real

You have to pay to hear it regardless, and it's never real.