/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

she didn't suck my cock on the spot

You're the gay one for sucking my dick
youtube.com/watch?v=Hne5a_jkdyw

observed her eating lunch with a very dykish woman

maybe that's just her friend though

perhaps. i will never ever be fucking her in any case so it doesn't matter much to me anyhow

Currently drinking milk (with whiskey in it)

Ewww that doesn't sound good

It's mostly milk

What would /cum/ do?

That makes it worse
Just enough to ruin the milk, not enough to get drunk

i would bark duh

It tastes pretty good though

i indulged in all my terrible vices today

EXCEPT for booze

waiting list for autism testing cleared and im finally getting tested in december

Can you get neetbux for being autistic? Or what are the benefits of getting diagnosed?

I would like to purchase a donkey

Final exam is cumulative

Professor gives us back our previous exams and our scantrons so we can study what we got right and wrong on the previous exams

Neither the physical copy of the exam or the scantron tell you what the right answer is

This motherfucker...

good little doggy

getting more eggnog

with whisky in it?

asked my mom to stock up on eggnog for when i visit soon

OMG I'm totally stocking up on eggnog for you!

thanks, ma

i dont drink
based ma

im back

I'd play WHO LET THE DOGS OUT on my phone

if they didn't give me 5 stars I'd spit in their next meal

where would love be without fools like me

dominic the donkey

Do you consider it a new day when you wake up or when the clock turns 12:01

wrong answers, you leave the food on the curb and make them fetch it and if they give you a bad review you call up customer service and have them remove it

Do I watch it?

you must wait x seconds before posting a reply

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Minion o da bob for today?

remember matthew zazueta

brown pfp

immediate nope

that fruity buck avatar

yikes

no

any cum bums offering their bummies for creampies?

Less than 2 hours until my shift ends!

i wish i didnt live in florida i hate this shithole with no snow or cold weather

i remember when that canadian was somehow watching him sleep through his webcam

It's going to snow here on thanksgiving

hopefully i can get gibs/ neetbux, but im hoping a diagnosis will help me get access to specialized therapy + other help that i cant deal with myself

I notice you're getting less picky these days

yeah. he reminded me of my ex boss whose name is mathew as well

and people were calling his parents telling them to give him his meds

did your ex boss consider himself a soundcloud DJ?

youtube.com/watch?v=Um9yoxf66vs

nah but he was schizo. everyone hated him

I have never felt the warm embrace of a woman. One time a girl who absolutely despised me fell asleep on the couch with me because we'd been drinking a lot. She did everything possible to pull as far away from me as she could, but our feet still kind of touched. Such a warm feeling. She really hated my guts

i want to wake up early so badly

was her name amelia

No

any1 remember fist of flame

imagine dudes could get pregnant from butt sex with each other and when they had a kid it was 100% guaranteed to be a man

What happened to him?

why did you fall asleep so close if you hate each other

possibly range banned

i think he just got really bored one day and sort of.. just wandered off somewhere

any1 remember el haitANO

brian

then you'd be molesting our ass babby

any1 remember cara

dominic the donkey is the worst christmas song ever

i like f.d signifier more than i dislike him, but to me he's definitely one of those video essayists that could make his argument in 20 mintues instead of 60+.
the tl;dr of that video essay is that chuds aren't media literate and get upset when their favorite shows have to become heavy-handed in saying "this guy is actually bad mmkay" as in Joker, The Boys, and Attack of Titan.

isn't it interesting how the worst spammers are always faggots?

crazy innit

i'll get a liberal arts in astrology to become a teacher so I can groom the next generation of faggots and purple headed karens

any1 remember zando

troons should be banned from using filters

anyone remember the girl with the ears that buttpoo scared away

anyone remember me?

anyone remember the alamo?

that girl with the ears

How do I get a gf from Europe as a blackanon? Which nationalities should I aim for?

Every single day

Remember that bitchy Mexican Sasha

any1 remember alex shores

why do fags feel the need to facespam and form an identify on an anonymous imageboard

How do I get a gf from Europe

Tinder Passport

Which nationalities should I aim for?

What are you looking for in a partner, specifically? Race, career, religion, etc?

according to the US census, over 50% of latinx in the US are white
is that accurate?

I have posted my face hundreds of times over 7 years not once has anyone has ever reposted my pictures i guess im not worth it

12:01, technically.
When I wake up, socially.

i have seen what latinos consider "white" and its a joke

post it i bet i'll recognize it

I have over a dozen more pictures people posted in /cum/ i just dont feel like posting them all
what do you look like

as a blackanon

Niggers need not reply.

Which nationalities should I aim for

Africans.

No because you will just start reposting it to torture me

kek, there's tons of mugshots online of random clearly south american guys who the stats say are white

kinda cute

Im going to use your likeness to do things

I never posted my face in /cum/

took a cough drop because i thought it'd taste good and it tastes like complete shit this is torture fuck walmart

Race

Don't care

career

Definitely not a stay at home mom. Just have a decent career. Doesn't have to be 6 figs desu

religion

Christian

other

Not fat

police stats are not related to that and they do that to lower latino crime statistics

nigger

wants a girl who's not fat

Beggars can't be choosers. Stick to your own race.

any1 remember that guy who would ask people to post thighs and would then save them and had hundreds of pictures of peoples thighs

heres a picture of me

so how long have you been mentally ill

And that's why I don't post pictures of anything in my life, without being paid.

a few hundred

if mental retardation counts, then since the day i was born

And that's why I don't post pictures of anything in my life, without being paid.

ill pay you $20 in dogecoin to post your hands

we are the most mentally sane posters on Anon Babble

I don't take crypto.

gonna make a sandwich later

At this rate we're gonna have a dozen more kinos by Clint Eastwood before he dies. He'll star in at least 4 of them.

You're ugly. Stop replying to me pajeet.

youtube.com/watch?v=FULxHvaSdxc&t=64s

nigger

thinks his opinion matters

I thought I had white privilege?

i wish the ussr and eastern bloc was alive again

commie doesn't realize that his beliefs are a failure

i'd like to think i'm a normalfag, aside from being a hermit.

implying your unattractiveness is an "opinion"

Lmao!

im not a commie

Sold my DOGE and Shiba bros

Then why would you want to have a commie country come back?

retard paper hands

he sold?

POOMP EET

Based diamond hands holding GME and AMC. You're going to get all the tendies.

it kept our retarded government in check

I've been holding it for 3 years...

Did it though?

the ussr did have a pretty kino national anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

shant be posting my face here

Canucks need to pay the tariffs

I wish we could use diamond axes on people like you in minecraft

If you don’t eat beef hot dogs, you’re retarded

I prefer this version.
youtube.com/watch?v=b9xLNxybNAA

i prefer to not eat the D-tier leftover meat on the same tier as dogfood

calm down mykola

I agree, fuck that Vancouver hockey team

It’s just beef

I only eat sausage and bratwurst. Slop dogs are garbage

Right, then just click get captcha, and slide it until the letters fit. Type them in and click post.

No, you don't have to choose a file.

no, it's fine like that.

ITS FINE MOM YOU DONT HAVE TO CHOOSE A FILE JUST CLICK POST

i fucked drew from the geico commercials back in 1998

The scraps, like lips and assholes. You're not getting prime rib cuts for hot dogs.

i eat prime cut rib hot dogs

just don't eat hotdogs
it's that shrimple
speaking of which, imagine a shrimp hotdog (ground shrimp in a sausage wrap)
i just thought of a genius business idea

you suck cocks but dont eat hotdogs? strange

there was once a man from nantucket

youtube.com/watch?v=Df26399oLHQ

Fuck it.

who pulled out his johnson and said suck it

PM Trudeau called Trump to discuss border security hours after 25% Canadian tariff threats

Damn it's like he's already President again

syrup sissies BTFO

If only it was about keeping your illegals in your country, along with your drugs and guns.

More money for Israel that's pretty good!
play us out janny

we are sending the 'jeets back to canada

*pops tab on twenty pound slab of gangseo and cass*

I don't want to live in this country anymore. How hard is it to get immigration status in Canada or Mexico?

Considering the jeets that you're bringing to USA, are the high skilled ones, like engineers? Thanks?

He's going to abolish the federal income tax

you got cucked by trump within hours while you were arguing that tariffs don't work and we would pay it lol

What are your political beliefs? We don't want more leftists.

while you were arguing that tariffs don't work

When did I ever say that? You want too much American MSM.

we would pay it

Pay what?

im talking about the low skilled uber jeets that cross our northern border with canadian passports

So you just want hispanics doing your low caste work?

There aren't more leftists in Canada

Nigger you're retarded.

Ok theres either a man from Nantucket here or someone is thinking in cockney limericks

aint no way
A 10 or 20% tax across the board would be pretty nice. The current way of laddering it is fucking retarded. It's not hard to understand, but it's hard enough to be useless for most people (normies/wagies) who already struggle to understand finances.

Nigger, you're retarded. I said we don't want MORE.

Im back home /cum/mers
You know i love you guys right

Sure why would we want more browns?

Barely conscious canadian attempts to weigh in on american politics, immediately faceplants

In his interview with Rogan he kept hinting about wanting to abolish the income tax and replace it with widespread tariffs like in the good old days

Also, any skribbl?

To keep suppressing your wages.

burger too retarded to follow what's being said

would

You know i love you guys right

sorry this is a chud general now that orange man won
loving your homies is just faggot behavior and we can't tolerate that

i would but im feeling shleepy sorry

He would become the best president ever if he did that

42 million niggers. Could you imagine living in the United States? 42 MILLION NIGGERS. That's more niggers than some African states. That's genuinely insane.

42 million niggers hot damn got yourselves a boat load of niggers don't there I'll tell you hwhat. wait wait wait, this is coming over the wire just now. We're getting reports of... 7, no... 8 million jews? Am I hearing that correctly? 8 million jews?

/cum/

conservative

Christian

anti-lgHDTV

Go somewhere else if you disagree.

You unironically thought doctors and engineers were crossing the border.

You are now manually blinking and breathing

Ha ha, cookies on dowels

Betrayal

42 million

You said sending jeets to Canada.
You are now realizing the feeling of your ass.

I'm actually extremely embarrassed that I have a college degree and try to avoid telling people I have one as much as I can.
Does this happen to the rest of you /cum/mers?

god put me on earth to post on Anon Babble

lol haven't seen this in years

What degree did you get? From where?

How do you monetize that?
My skill is also posting on Anon Babble 24/7

Non conscious cucknadians making nonconscious replies, shant be reading them

I feel like i would relate if i finished college lol
Education is so fucking gay

The Canadian answer to over population was castration kek. Dont worry god has a plan and it involves castration. Hes in my room with my right now.

statistically speaking every 2nd american poster is not white

under-educated burger can't comprehend basic words

Not surprised.

Math degree in Washington.
I just applied to target.

Fix the border issues or you're paying the tariffs Canucks

Its physically impossible to make me hate this nigga

Love you too

Why would you feel ashamed of a math degree? Everyone's going to immediately think that you're very smart and worthy of respect.

Yeah god gave me a huge castle with my name on the deed. But he changed my last name to Anon Babble writer. He castrated me too. I literally can’t even have sex.

Math degree

that's a pretty based degree, not sure why you'd be embarrassed about that. you could get a job just about anywhere.

No you're paying them

I feel like 4chans userbase in the west is overwhelmingly white compared to population statistics

are you the pooner

How does it feel that your leader already caved within mere minutes of Trump threatening them
But yeah we're paying them uh huh

he thinks the orange man is going to do that

kwab it's all posturing.
If it's not, I hope you enjoy paying more for your food.

Yeah I don't like that either.
Everyone asks me to do their change and money calculations and percentages... bro that's not what my degree was. They really think I was mastering how to calculate a tip for 4 years.
They don't understand that relative to math I'm actually like a super fucking idiot.

But yeah we're paying them uh huh

Yes. The tariff gets placed on our products, that you pay for at the store. We don't pay the tariffs.

Probably because they were replacing white people. And now theyre going back on that, just as a distraction tactic. Although god is capable of castrating people with magic. He did this to me. So he could just castrate all the niggerkikes like you were saying. That guy is so fucked in the head.

Dude you're such a moron, go Google how tariffs work

I don't make the rules nigger

go back to watching destiny you dumb faggot

just like mexico paid for the wall, right?

how retarded are these Canadian niggas man

a tariff... is taxing yourself

retard ass niggas,

watching destiny

That's not what based chads who understand how the economy works.
Just admit that you don't know how tariffs work, and just went along with what was being said.

imagine being a burger

imagine not knowing how tariffs work

tell me what you think a tariff is and i, a fellow american patriot, will tell you why you're wrong.

Wat god shows us is advanced technology. Possession through radio waves controlling the brain. And a very good understanding of genetics and biology, which he uses to predict. And he’s not sharing this with us because the need for slaves to produce products was literally the whole point.

just like mexico paid for the wall, right?

tariff goes on our goods being exported to the USA

which get passed onto the consumer

which is you

Tariffs are only good, if they can make a company move production into your country, to avoid paying the tariff. If they don't, the price just goes up for the consumer.

You're just showing how stupid you are

This is how I feel about somebody here (not saying who)
youtube.com/watch?v=s-wD46hRaYM

so much arguing. can't we get back to the things that bind us together rather than divide us. like hate towards indians?

Tariffs work by incentivizing people to buy products made in the USA, it hurts the other country because their exports dont sell as well.

That being said I don't think they will work as well as they use to because we now live in a corpo-hellscape where corporations control the majority of our politicians and will just raise prices slightly below foreign products for extra profits

Still better than what we have now though

are you faggots REALLY going to sperg out over tariffs again? nobody cares what that canadian nigga thinks that nigga DOESN'T EVEN LIVE HERE LOL

shut the hell up naymsayn

Wow, an American poster who actually knows what a tariff, you get a gold star

Yea god can teleport objects but it’s probably kinda hard to do. Although the theory that pain is good for you also may be true. So being celibate for 35 years and never even having pants that fit. Before god shows you he can teleport. Raises a few eyebrows. Furthermore his influence in genetic research makes it look like humans don’t even have minds. But that’s what we call scarcity based propaganda, just in case. Because thats what it looks like.

We are fucked for four years aren't we?

I'm rich so I'll be okay no matter who's in charge.
You poorfags are in for a rude awakening thoughbeit.

we SHOULD be discussing anime

We are back for four years aren't we?

We are SO back it hasn't even started and libshits are losing their minds. it's great

Lol who the hell works. Just for some old bitch who let Chad get the good mileage. Its over.

Not really. The last 4 years, just proved that the leader doesn't really matter all that much. Your 3 letter agencies run things.
Unless the CIA/FBI/etc's swamp gets drained, then not much will change.

tariff is*

depends on if you're plugged into the media or not. quality of life will probably be better 4 years from now (assuming we avoid WW3) but the media will be much worse

What the fuck are you saying? Even with Trump in office there's not going to be that much change?

but the media will be much worse

idk they're trying to sell off MSNBC cause of how poorly it's doing. the hysterics of last time won't fly now and without rachael madcow on air to rile up retarded libs to scam out of their cash it ought to be better

for me, it's shows about children murdering each other while having a killer OP.

only 5 more years until the 100th anniversary of the stock market crash, and the rough repeating of history every century

the media only ever gets worse
thats one constant in life

Ima be straight up honest with you for a sec: ever since I stopped smoking weed I no longer feel the urge to jerk off to gross degenerate gay tranny porn. Weed straight up makes you homosexual real talk

Trump just announced that day 1 in office he's putting a 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico, and a 10% tariff on China.
You're not so retarded as to not understand what that means, right?
YOU, the consumer will have to pay a 25% or 10% increase in prices for any product made in those countries.
Any business or service you use that relies on goods and parts from those countries is gonna have to pass a 25% hike onto customers or will simply go out of business.
Every working American is gonna be so much poorer.

G bun woe
She row bake oh

Weed straight up makes you homosexual real talk

duh everybody knows this besides weed addicts

Depends on how much RFK and DOGE can actually do. The MIC, Big Pharma, etc will still be running things. The CIA/FBI/etc will do whatever to put roadblocks.

I don't smoke weed and just got done jerking off to femboys railing eachother

drank an entire quart of kefir and i think i'm

mousenonce is seething over it

yeah we're BACK bitches

and self inserting as the bottom too

damn that's crazy *rips bong*

I got high yesterday and all I did was jerk off to hetero anime porn. Dont project your gayness onto pot, fruitcake

You'll be the one in tears and poverty a year from now.
Act smug while you can. You're about to be financially ruined and you think it's "based" because an orange paedo rapist did it to you.

rfk is just another career faggot, he'll probably be the american trudeau at this rate

do people actually jerk off to anime porn, thought that was a meme

how come every lib argument is just an appeal to emotion (mostly fear mongering)
is it because their brains arent fully developed?

degen

stoner

likes gay tranny porn

I doubt it has anything to do with the weed though.

I think I'm only bisexual cause I have a below average dick and hundreds of hours of porn consumption gave me penis envy so now I want to suck dick but only if they're big

Dude 100% jerks off to sissy hypno porn

hell yeah

Yeah in 2007 they astroturfed hentai to kids 24/7 online as part of a genocide program in Canada

That's all they care about. They're all about harm reduction. Appealing to emotion is how they convince people to go along with their ideas.

It no longer appeals to me since I quit, i find it gross now. It 100% has to do with the weed

for me, its Blue Bean

Makes sense

Depends on how much RFK and DOGE can actually do

Federal spending is about 6.8 trillion per year. 3 trillion is social security and medicaid which are basically untouchable/political suicide to get rid of. another 1-2 trillion are things they are legally obligated to pay like interest on debt (most of which is to american citizens and not sovereign entities). that leaves just under 2 trillion for every other function of government, so even if they basically shut down half of the country (no roads, schools, trash collectors, water treatment plants, bus drivers, etc) they'd "only" be reducing spending by like 10%. and that's the most extreme of extreme scenarios, in reality they might get lucky reducing by 1-2%.

whats wrong with that?

This thread is so fucking gay

That's an informative answer, that helps temper expectations.
That said, it'd be pretty based if they did a Javier Milei style "afuera".

I mean there's plenty of ways to reduce government spending without just shutting them down

TWO circumcision threads up

Interesting. Whenever I get drunk I get the urge to jerk off to girls with big tits. Whenever I smoke weed I get the urge to sleep for 12 hours straight. I think you might just be a gay in denial

Don't trust guys who regularly smoke weed. They are definitely jerking off to the most degenerate porn you can imagine. WEED MAKES YOU GAY

entire life. first felt depression at age 5, suicidal thoughts by 10. hospitalization at 14. mood swings and self harm have persisted, overall im very used to it. it hasnt gotten better but it has changed and shifted.

Trump wants to ban weed. Fuck Trump.

I don't disagree. What I am saying though is that short of figuring out an off-ramp for social security or medicaid (none of which will materialize in this election cycle, or probably in the next 10 years) then any reduction of spending would be a drop in the bucket. Remember, that 10% is no spending at all for vast segments of the government, entire departments and organizations disappearing overnight, the biggest hatchet job you can think of bordering on the destruction of government itself. And it's still basically nothing.
It's truly as simple as "get rid of SS/medicaid, increase taxes to pay off that 1-2 trillion of debt and implement austerity everywhere else, or stop wasting our time".

I proudly voted against legal weed and abortion rights in the state of Florida

why do you lie?

It's the interest on the debt that seems to be the biggest concern with DOGE (or from one video I've watched). They've basically gone bankrupt before without repercussion, but it'd be cool to not be retarded assholes who can't pay their child support. They also want to get rid of bloat or useless programs/agencies or whatever and focus on what's necessary. But if history has proven anything, it's that these programs/agencies almost always end up not doing what they were supposed to (and often do the opposite) so who knows.

what's right about it

All i know is when my gf discovered weed our happiness slowly went downhill for a whole year straight
I really dont trust people who cant be happy sober

Hysterical posts like that about how theres no more room to cut spending are usually written by people who skimmed wikipedia for 10 seconds and never leave their room.

There are loads of useless government employees who make six figures doing practically nothing but DOGE wont be able to fire them because theyre too localized, Elon isnt going to go around to every tiny public health office in rockville maryland and root out the three jobsworth grant reviewers who get nothing done and whose supervisor checked out decades ago, because he himself is not efficient or detail oriented

I have cash and I'm gonna slurp up a cheap house when people panic sell

being a sissified cum slut is right

While we're on the topic of gay shit, I've seen so many people over the years claim tranny porn isn't gay. Yet every time I've ever seen it, it's always the dude sucking the tranny's dick or getting fucked in the ass by the tranny. Admittedly I only ever see tranny porn when people are trolling a thread, so I don't know if that's the norm

When white woman smoke weed it makes them want to fuck niggers. Every single white woman who regularly smokes weed fucks niggers

It was a lie you fucking retard.

with enough use i think most substances rob you of the ability to feel good while sober. theyre still fun to do but not a lifestyle for me.

Yeah I think we are going to get butt fucked for the next four years. Trump is the swamp. He never changed in 2016 and he's not going to change now.

He literally said he voted for weed in florida.
But the florida governor did recommend voting no because like the abortion shit, it was incomplete, and being pushed by lobbyists (but then he said some boomer shit about it smelling bad, and he's protestant/abrahamic biased anyways)

cool it with your NTR fetish, schlomo

What a mind

where's the lie

tranny porn viewer here, you are correct that the state of real professional studio filmed tranny porn is horrific these days.

The only hot thing about trannies is that its a failed man whose naturally fat thighs and pert sensitive nipples and fat flabby ass and wide hips and weak useless cock made it natural for xher to get turned into a cumslut who can only get off by sucking every dirty hobo dick xhe can find

But the studios never go for this angle and instead just make what amounts to dogshit softcore gay porn

Way to miss the point retard. You could go crazy and fire 30% of the government's employees and it wouldn't make a meaningful difference in spending (ignoring the negative impact of layoffs at that scale for the largest employer in the country, the unemployment/homelessness/etc).

Everything is relative. You can only feel things compared to your highest highs and your lowest lows as well as the averages of them.

It's similar to why it feels like time speeds up the older you get because the pool of things you experienced gets larger relative to the present

They openly say that all you need to do is be the last person in the room to tell him what's a good idea, or say that you just need to puff him up.
If they're willing to say that to the public, which ensures that he knows, it must be super effective regardless of him knowing or not.

How many dudes did Diddy diddle, if Diddy did diddle dudes?

1k in my bank account would change my life

Yes it would lol your own post proved it. You claimed discretionary spending was like $1.8 TRILLION dollars, cutting 20% of that would have collossal world shaking ramifications

I'm sorry you can't handle the truth but man + weed= gay and woman + weed = fucks niggers

it's pretty diverse in that regard 2bh, I don't see a specific preference dominating in search results.

Payroll isn't even 10% of that $1.8 trillion. Government contracts? Vehicles? Tools? Materials? Way to prove that you've never looked at a budget in your life.
Go get your GED and stay out of my thread until you've learned to read.

are you a sissified cum slut?

The only hot thing about trannies is that its a failed man

I feel personally attacked right now but yes so few people "get it" and you do

There was nowhere else to sleep but the floor. i was unwilling to offer the couch to her and she was unwilling to sleep on the floor. So it was a sort of stand off between the two of us. I was just gonna stay right where I was until she got uncomfortable enough to give up.

I would feel so bad killing a cow. I would have to wait until I get crazy form hunger before I do that.