/cum/ - canada usa mexico

first for chadeau

Are the Canadian "Conservatives" closer to the Democrats or Republicans?

their leader looks more like kamala than trump

sinning? what is that, some kind of social system of control?

Very very true

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Might be dying unironically. Need skrib before it's too late.

Considering making a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich for myself when I come home

idc

All posts by Europeans are off topic

it REALLY to be like that

seckx

JD Vance was 16 when Bush became president

Could really go for a free Hampton Inn motel breakfast

NDP = “The Squad” type fringe Democrats; they literally copy their policy agenda from what AOC et al are talking about

Liberals = Hillary Clinton feminist neolib type Democrats

Conservatives = RINOs like Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, or John McCain

there is no Canadian party that stands for nationalism, or even anything remotely resembling a watered down nationalism like MAGA

free

nigga you rented the room

This bullshit is impossible on mobile srry

How about George W Bust and he has big naturals

you can just walk in. no one asks usually

it's fine dear i'm not offended

scared to join these

rented the room

Who's gonna check to see if I rented a room?

aristotle says a good man takes less than what he is entitled to

canada and usa are economic zones they arent nations

you can't be a nationalist without having a nation

it's fine anon i said it was low stress you are totally fine nobody will judge you and if someone is rude to you i will kick them

red pill me on the canadian country

parti quebecois is very nationalist, just only for quebec and not canada as a whole.

i dont blame you. i was ruthlessly bullied for a bad drawing of greenland

If you don't join skribble you're gay.

Epictetus says I should take the breakfast if I want it

I wonder why that fat guy in the anime pro tshirt walked through the foyer and right to the breakfast area

fat guy in the anime pro tshirt

Who said I was taking you with me?

no he didn't

The narrative about America or Canada being countries of immigrants is a lie. The vast majority of the population growth came from organic growth of the original settler populations for centuries until recent decades. Their attempted erasure of my national identity doesn’t mean I don’t have a nation; it just means a certain ethnoreligious group wants me and my people dead. Go back to your country if you’re not Canadian. This is my home, and my ancestors have been building it *for me* for +400 years.

made a new lobby to avoid being gay

I respect it.

if youre too broke to fix yourself breakfast, chances are you needed someone to drive you there

no i couldn't join back since it was my lobby i had to make a new one fuck

This is how I came to lose my lamp: the thief was better than I am in staying awake.

In this analogy, I am the thief and the hotel scrambled eggs and sausage patty are the lamp.

ooooooo
nice comeback

Nah you wanted to make it a point that you're not gay.

If I wanted cum back I'd just scrape it off your mom's back

doesn't matter, your people suck jew dick and jews on our side
its over white boy i'll milk canada as much as possible then move back to my country with bag of cash and side with china

The Bloc is extremely gay, feminist, and “race blind”

we only want a French-speaking great replacement so getting flooded with Haitians and Congolese is fine :)

The leader of the Bloc even got a special dignitary invite to the latest DNC party convention in Chicago.

If you're too broke to realize that nothing tastes better than free, chances are you spent you last $6.83 on Starbucks

Jenny Nicholson is so cute and adorable

If you're reading this and don't join skribbl, you have no rizz and no motion.

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I dont drink coffee

literally admits he's too poor/dumb to cook some eggs and jimmy dean

I need to pee first THOUGH

well go on then

Why must u host skribbl while im at gym
I am jealous

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literally admits he's too poor/dumb to realize nothing is better than free

Gotta get ya money up, nephew

i would post an image of Jenny Nicholson but i won't since the mod is here and i would get banned

i had many women and many women had me
i am a fucker

In 2 months, Zelenski won't have pocket money anymore.

Scrambled eggs from a carton, breakfast sausages and bacon , and country potatoes just taste better when they're made in a hotel

Trvke

been looking at this

antidisestablishmentarianism

ordered taco bell

i want a pornsick femoid poggy woggy to eat my cummy yummy sloppy sloppy

and finland flag filtered

Sanna Marin gentle femdom

American here, currently in Ontario until next Monday. Something I've noticed so far is that leafs are obsessed with coffee and it's fucking insane.

least coasters in general are, you cant sneeze over there without seeing a dunkin donuts

is it snowing?

No I just got here yesterday, but it's supposed to snow a shit ton this week and next week.

too long didn't read

Sorry i got frustrated with mobile skribl putting 15 second ads and then putting me on a random server

it's okay

i keep misreading the drawing game site as skibidi toilet rizz gyatt fanum tax.

sorry spinny no one wants to play your shit game

leaf niggas cant read one sentence long posts

I love those dear hearts and gentle people who live in my own town
Because those dear hearts and gentle people will never, ever let you down
They read the good book from Fri 'til Monday, that's how the weekend goes
I've got a dream house I'll build there one day, with picket fence and ramblin' roads

i was talking about that guy in Ontario

I hate people
They mean nothing to me
I hate people
I hate society
I hate people
The things they do and say
I hate people
I wanna dig their grave
I hate people
They're always in my way
I hate people
I hate the world today

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woah nigga, TWO sentences
slow down, take a breath

not gonna read your song lyrics

we only want a French-speaking great replacement so getting flooded with Haitians and Congolese is fine :)

Don't forget they are always like "Anglos are the REAL racists", "we love minorities and featherheads as long as they respectez le laicite et parlez francais!"

The trees are the sappiest
The days are the nappiest
The dogs are the yappiest
The kids are the scrappiest
The jokes the snappiest
The folks the happiest
Way back home

I've got a dream house I'll build there one day, with picket fence and ramblin' roads

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america was pvre sovl until about the 1960's ngl

So exhausted.....

basically canada should be 4 countries

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t. Madison avenue's goodest goy

666

country music evil confirmed

gonna go to bed

niggas be like
"this steel slide guitar too spicy"

Retarded balkanoid doesnt even know cinnamoroll oml

ur gay

i hate hip hop and rap that shit not catchy at all

Am not

I want to go back to the 1960s
Tiktok niggas hear this and start yelling abput how that means I hate minorities
Yes, I'd like to go back and stop civil rights

I had the most fun so I won :)

esl niggas mogged

Rizz up a baddie at the gym right now you want. No balls. Louisiana rizz don't work.

Theres a very gay black boy here rn in thr smith machine, a zoomer mutt with a big fro, and 2 very old ladies working out in the corner
No baddies in sight

i tried joining but it took me to a random lobby

No baddies in sight

Including you LMAOOOOOOOOOO

becase

After deep pondering and rigorous introspection, I have decided that Alien vs Predator (2004) is a worthy contender in the alien franchise, and is in fact better than anything else cranked out after Aliens.

Yes, I'd like to go back and stop civil rights

unfathomably based

make the lobbies private bro

worst host ever

I am a burly man i am not a baddie
First statement questionable, second begrudgingly correct sans prometheus

that shit was ass proxynigga

Or maybe you can put your damn glasses on and read the thread, four eyes.

I am a burly man i am not a baddie

If you don't pass the CD test don't @ me.

too many sweet treat today

diabeetus

Beetus time

simp

A simp for my own pleasure maybe, because I would have had more fun with you in the game.

Bunposting between sets and no one can stop me

Post CD test.

another Invinicible reference in KoTH

I've never met a woman in my life whom I could imagine someday calling 'honey' with a straight face. Female human capital has been completely debased. Zoloft-dazed porcine beasts walk around in shein minidresses. And the men that put up with them are sick, sick to their souls.

What the fuck is that

Grim
Sad for u anon
Youll find a nice girl some day

There's a butcher shop near me that has dressed bunnies inside I am strongly tempted to take a picture and post it in /cum/

It's how we find out if you're gonna make it or not.

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I grew up hunting rabbits i wont be bothered lol

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this reminds me of the writing style of hunter s thompson honestly

1 more week till my anxiety ends

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just date foreign women

you're no bargain either

Wouldn't it be a bad thing for a person to be a bargain? That would imply nobody wants them so they had to discount themself

Oh
Im too overweight i dont look good
I can post a flex pic but i dont look good lol

being fat

nope. try again midwit

Bearmode is based too.

A person is supposed to be priceless, not "a bargain" anon

i would have said " you ain't no prize" or "i'm sure you're a regular adonis"

swifties are a cult

i don't mind the teenage girls just having fun but the adult swifties are really strange
kind of the same thing as disney adults, i can't really poke fun because i like some childish things too but not to that extent

I've never heard a Taylor Swift song.

whats the issue

i didn't ask for your personal philosophy
i didn't ask what you would have said

someone post that video where the girl starts crying & screaming hysterically at the swift concert lol

Same with Kanye

look at the shirt size

I'm skinny but I buy XL.

Doesn't sound like you're much of a price, my slave trafficking anon

lactose intolerant

Wears XL clothing

Bulgaria is NOT sending their best

girls buy oversized shirts all the time

maybe in San antonio

I'm tall. I'm not gonna wear a crop top especially when these cheap meme shirts shrink after the first wash. Get some drip lil bro.

okay, Chuck

XL is beyond oversized

if she reacts negatively to you telling her you love her an hour into your first date she's not the one

bulgarian drip

idt im bear mode im just bloated and chunky lol i cut rly hard this summer and been off it for 2 months half assimg my way ti starting strict 1800 cal/day again
Youre not Brian on a vpn...right?

orgone box bad catholic box good

reminded me of you guys

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Hi

Oh I forgot XL in the US is just L in Europe. Carry on.

they got so many heifers down in ol' San Antone I'm thinking of rounding some up and starting my own cattle ranch

If you smoke weed regularly and do something stupid or are an asshole I'm gonna blame the weed.

whats the good word, brucey?

Or the opposite actually but yeah.
I deadass have no idea who Brian is but I doubt he looks like me and you should be able to tell that I'm not him from my CD test.

i was already stupid before the weed

Its an emigency

Me

Doesn't that remove accountability from the person? You can't throw the weed in prison

thank you. i knew it wasn't my fault

How many shrimps do you have to eat
Before you make your skin turn pink?
Eat too much and you'll get sick
Shrimps are pretty rich

OI TOBIAS

I have a weed story from 8th grade.

clearly, no one not stupid starts smoking weed

when I was in 8th grade there were already some people smoking weed, all blacks or wiggers.

its noon

Oh that pic was you?
Lookin good anon
Youre not....balkangigachad, right?

It's just a result of children being groomed to like brands or celebrities

eat lobster with a cum monster

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I have no idea who these personas are but that's an older picture when I wasn't even halfway to my prime and right now I'm skinnier. Kinda sad really.

Ok me

I know a 35 year old pothead who is constantly depressed because he thinks the world is ending due to climate change and thinks intervention from aliens is our only hope

How can anyone not love Finnish autism <3

Kek go check Anon Babble archives for BGC/sleekchris
Brian is the obnoxious gay wiccan from chicago who posts gay porn in/ cum/

the world is ending due to climate change

This is very common and it's hilarious how people will unironically argue it. Even some anons ITT

i mean

Reddit opening

The IQ effect was larger in women: women in the top third of the IQ range at age 5 were more than twice as likely to have taken marijuana or cocaine by age 30, compared with those scoring in the bottom third.

Uhh, based high IQ drug foids??

how often do you see girls like Jenny Nicholson on the street?

the whole post is reddit squared

Who

Experimentation is high iq, addiction and dependence is low IQ

Every person who I met who believed the

dude you need to LSD or ayahuasca trip to achieve ego death broooooo

has been a foid so this study might be onto something

Brian is the obnoxious gay wiccan from chicago

How are you gonna say I'm him when I've literally said that the only reason I'd ever step foot in shitcongo is to eradicate him from existence that's crazy

i agree
i really do think everyone (who doesn't have a family history of mental illness or any psychoses) should try psychedelics at least once. it's pretty valuable to look past ego and self for a moment to kind of examine who you are

the only reason I'd ever step foot in shitcongo is to eradicate him from existence that's crazy

Based Bvlgar

Grim

I never underestimate the schizophrenia of a mans soul
It was in jest you euroangutan a joke about brian getting jerkoff material

just came

People are too stupid to understand how to interpret their trips most of the time
I got into some pretty heated arguments on Anon Babble about it

answer the question

Damn I've posted shirtless pics on Anon Babble before. Who knows how many nuts have been busted to me and how many folders I'm in still tot his day. Sad.

PECCHE SIAM' NNAMURAT
QUEST'AMORE CIOCCOLAT

zitti, Distefano

I hope that one anon has your pics with the nipples removed

Guarantee she's been farting all day in that thong
Hope she owns a bidet

Nipples removed?

yeah i understand that
it's a hard thing to contextualize and even when i've taken notes during a trip, more than half of them end up being nonsense. there are some somewhat insightful nuggets here and there, but also a lot of contemplating on the material the carpet is made from or something stupid like that

Gross

*Zitto
Zitti is food

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That one guy who saves pics and removes the nipples
Man u dont look at Anon Babble humor threads huh

It helps to already have a spiritual background in the first place to build off from, but people hear "ewww reading religion, I'm ascended from that" and meanwhile they know nothing about it

people hear

Hear that and say*

only have this image today

I stopped going to Anon Babble many years ago. That board is trash. Probably 10 times worse now. I do have a few memes though.

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yeah totally, the amount of people i've tripped with that are "super into buddhism" or some other weird eastern religion and they actually know nothing about it and they're just going off stereotypes from media pretty much
like no honey, the buddha isn't a totally chill guy that would ask to hit your vape, and you would probably disagree with a lot of his teachings

La nostra storia sembra scritta da un cartone alla tv......tu ragazzina innamorata, ma viziata un pò di più
Con i tuoi sogni nel cassett mi ripeti molto spesso ka ku me vuò realizzà...

How many of these awards do you have?

Damn he me

enough to fill your moms vagina

i did all my chores already and i'm just hanging here until it comes time to make the new then i'm going to the thrift store
need some big puffy man jackets to wear around the house it's cold

one for every day of my life, and this is a good thing

This was from a drawing someone posted with some story but I don't have the original.

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It is really dogshit yeah
I left for like 2 yrs straight and didnt miss a thing desu
Its still unbrowsable without hiding half of it bc its all demoralization blackpill jew bs

Alri

not enough lately, i miss being a neet

My problem was 90% of people giving awful advice because they don't lift and me having to waste time arguing and correcting all of these dyels and then when they say post pic and I post pic it's hurr durr that's not you.

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niggas talkin about being stuck in the samsaric cycle of "it's over" and "we're so back"

NIGGA YOU'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 YEARS OF FREE TIME POSTIN SNEED AND SOYJACKS, YOURE NOT CYCLING YOURE PLUMMETING STRAIGHT DOWN

buddha isn't a totally chill guy that would ask to hit your vape

I like telling them how Buddhists specifically say that women cannot or rarely can achieve enlightenment

i am what i feel

my life has been going downhill since birth

dude buddha is actually a flipping gritty grimdark badass just like my Nolan kino

this is somehow just as reddit as the dude weed buddhists

NIGGA YOU'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 YEARS OF FREE TIME POSTIN SNEED AND SOYJACKS

this statement strikes the fear of god into me

Gotta acquire slightly autistic wife again

they linked up for one last heist
the dumpster behind krispy kreme...

Buddha specifically said his teachings wouldn't last because women were accepted into the orders. And he was right. The original incarnation of Buddhism was that only ascetics could reach enlightenment and everyone else could only perform good deeds to be reborn as a monk

the DREEEEEEEEEEAMMMM I BUILT for us has CRUMBLLLLLEDDDDD
Each PROOOOOOOMISE broken like my heeaaaaaart
ITS A SINNNN, my darling how I love you
SO MUCH IN LOOOOOVE, and yet so far apaaaaart

I got banned for posting pic related on /lolg/ years ago.

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why are amerimutt wh*Tes so brown?

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Anon Babble and /lolg/

oldfag

Nigga are u literally me but eastern euro

yeah the eschatological idea of Buddhism is that we are in a cycle that will result in the end of Buddhism before it is reborn. It's just hilarious how women are specifically given as a reason that this will happen.

I'll be filling in for that one leaf today
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX WITH COSPLAY ZOOMETTES

going home for thanksgiving but I dont remember if the TV in my room has RCA in/out or not

me? i live at home, with my parents

me?

everything is going well and yet i'm stressed. the dennys must be disagreeing with my gut biology

Asians always complain black people stink but I haven't really noticed that, maybe living near jeets has just made it harder to notice them but I don't think so.

Contemplatign finding the silly to my goose

when blackpipo dont wash their hair it's the most rank shit you ever smelled

I should spend less time on /cum/ during the day i think

i'm making the new and going thrifting so i'm right there with you buddy

This one is for you.

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you scared off the hoes with your racism

Man thrift stores/pawn shops/flea markets are the best
Hope u find something cool
Have this pic of my extra ROUND squished boy i snapped the other day

NEW

crazy how quickly a bowl of kraft diner goes from soulless slop to bowl of magic kino
today its KD + roasted garlic pepper + crushed garlic + shredded chicken breast + cheese curds

he's cute
yeah i don't really need anything in particular other than a big puffy guy jacket kind of like a smoking jacket because if i have to step outside i want something big i can just throw on and keep by the door

nice threadsplitting retards

Uh oh
Which one are we using

use the first one i don't care i'm leaving anyway