/brit/

baddiedem edish

It's kebab and salad, retards

god i hate myself
truly truly hate myself

monday night goon sesh

yeah Elton John's salad

Why did spainnonce move to nederdraad with google translate

what about yourself do you hate?

the new so to speak

absolutely obsessed with girls like every other woman between the age of 18-35 i walk past on the street i am interested in, i want to get to know and to touch and hold.
yet i have 0 interest in sex with any of them
and yes that is a cope in a way because i'm sexually unattractive but every now and then an insane girl does ask me to have sex with her and i say no
what's that about then
am i gay? a coward? asexual? what's going on

blessed x

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link to the video
also why is there an audience wtf lmao

i wish i looked like that

30 inch penis myself
i swing it over my shoulder

I haven't felt happiness in years but I never actually consider suicide
always just feel like at some point in the future I'll fix everything and turn it all around

Dunno who that is

4

been at 5-6 for years now
occasionally go 7-8

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porn with ladies pissing in it makes my willer diamonds

porn with trannies in it also makes my willer diamons

porn with trannies pissing utterly disgusts me

not sure why that is lads

a solid 5

>porn with trannies in it also makes my willer diamons

you're gay

An comfortable 6

ktim

CORRR

what kind of diseased ghoul made this image

Sir Sacked Tranny

That will fade eventually

a vaguely suicidal one i imagine

eating cold salami and cheese out the fridge

1.

ok

Been a 2 my whole life. Just a happy go lucky guy I guess

it's our schizo having a meltdown, his name is prissou
he used to spam a lot of priscilla images and songs, alizée too

7

an extremely mentally ill attention seeking freak who pretends to be multiple people
emmengard.com/about-us/

An extremely retarded woman who thinks she has multiple personalities
emmengard.com/

grow up

hmm

Got the Our Lady Peace on

4 most of the time, 5 occasionally, worst I've been was 6

Suicide ideation is a normal self-soothing response

got macc lads on, they don't make blokes like that any more

just reading chris chan is going to be a father lmao

ktim after a week of not wanking

Just can't force myself to get disciplined and attend to things that matter
Just an odious, lazy cunt

imagine the ogres behind this

and yes that is a cope in a way because i'm sexually unattractive but every now and then an insane girl does ask me to have sex with her and i say no

jay

GYP (good yank post)

odds another can before having a shave
evens two more cans before shave
dubs shave immediately

Got toil on the morrow team

I remember this kek
Original they had a sillouette of the Queen on the flag, I was part of the team actively defacing and destroying her image (keep in mind this was very shortly after her death)
Eventually the royal bootlickers lost and gave up, and changed to doing an outline of the isles

Rorke, are you on giffgaff or something mate?

Never seen a good Israeli post
Makes you think

pizza status: pizza buttered
plate buttered. plate butter salted
bread not buttered

wow le epic reddit moment
glad you were part of that history

still got a willy between your legs tomorrow too

so edgy bro

Totally in love with the 'f

heard they've got bruce willis coming out of retirement for this one

i liked the fucking machines lad tbf

corrr

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thanks babe x

im a 2 rn
drinking an iced caramel latte, waiting for pizza to finish

i think that people in 9 more often give away their stuff instead of saying goodbye to people

You eat poo, I don't care what you have to say

I reckon Ruby’s farts stink.

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mad that bruce willis was successfully famous for decades despite his name being one letter away from being "bruce willies"

bit of superglue up the nasal cavity

rorke opening private browsing to search "do i have pecs or mantits"

decent amount of chub, too much jew ink

PHWOARRRRR

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pondering where to cave my now ex girlfriends fat fucking skull in with a ballpeen hammer

5 but distract myself, if I'm left with my thoughts I'll either improve or get worse, hopefully the former but I don't want to deal with that now

Mario u nversie explained with burritos? MARIO =- BURRITO? TAKE MY UPVOTE

kek theyve got euthanasia adverts on the tube now

too much jew ink

hooting

pizza time... a- ...ahem. ...awoo c:

made a stunner of a chilli. really fucking good. wish you lads could try it

post some greng corrspaff

no seasideMARK uploafs for 4 days

What's going on here? Is he okay? Has anyone heard anything?

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was just sayin this down the pub

had a bird like this (but normal - no tatttoos, piercings, hair dye) basically chase me around a nightclub telling me she fancied me
i should've got off with her, could've made her my gf, even my wife, but i was with a mate and just wanted to get pissed and play pool with him
he was later accused of raping her
life's mad innit

falling in love with married women i saw on youtube

don durrper

Got home from work and there's no Seaside Update. I check the archives.
Really can't see a future for myself without SeasideMARK to guide me. He has taught me so much about life and is the father I never had.

Praying to God he's okay. He's one of the few things I look forward to in this bleak box-room existence.

Just want it womfy again x.

So ummm... does the mere sight of a circumcised penus disgust you? You lot don't think my willard looks weird, do you?

FOY

the sight of any penis disgusts me

Yeah it's very concerning. I haven't heard anything either off him.

Hope he's in the ground

just been found after drifting through space in an escape pod for 57 years

Bet it reeks x

symbol of norman oppression
get it demolished

Don't even joke about that you /Britfeel/ freak.

*upper cuts you so hard your eyes roll around for 57 years*

Big fan of the female race me.

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Never posted there in my life
You used to though

corrr yes please

scrobibmhl

Hmm. Laos? An english girl in Laos?

Murderer

going to start cooking my tea soon

alri ripley

hope elton john cum farts on it

no sugar
no fat
no animal products

new diet

Bit strange, usually you brew it

not really murder though is it? due to the victim not being a human being
so it's not murder
is it?

should have stayed at home taking care of children

loads of people travel there

not sure that's how you should cook steak and eggs
pan needs to be much hotter for the meat than for the eggs
look at the eggs boiling away on the right
should've done the eggs in one pan, steaks in the other

enjoy dying
have fun getting vitamins without gelatin

how do young people afford all of this?
seems like they're always travelling, partying, eating out etc.

No wanks in a week
I'm now officially off the porn :)

yeah and no braincells

why are the eggoids so white

cutting out all the things a human body requires to function properly. nice

You need sugar and fats, but no animal products is based

fungi are closer to animals than plants yet leftypol has no problem ingesting them

r/mademesmile

leftypol is an idealist midwit
nothing new

this is the cooking scene from twister isn't it
fucking corrr

Why'd it make you smile?

i straight up don't feel horny bre

BOOBA

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maybe you're depressed

I know it's not a given she's a bad person, but being a 21 year old white woman this person almost certainly deserved an excruciating death

SEX
E
X

been anywhere between a 4 and an 8 for practically my entire life since i hit puberty

bre

you will once you hit puberty

Is it??

quite the opposite
i'm cheerful and happy to be controlling my lust once and for all

Chief of Nottingham police arrested for corruption for trying to cover up, hide and destroy evidence of their failings during a mass stabbing by a black schizophrenic man last year, and for the force not responding to incidents when police were called regarding previous crimes by said individual

we need more reform votes? more like we need more reform scrotes killed and minced and served as little saveloys up and down british sea side resorts.

have fun getting vitamins without gelatin

wdym

not gonna lie, reckon i would kill an innocent person in a deal with the devil if it cured my depression, shame i wont get the chance

please do NOT hat this post

hateful little runt

no bitches

you don't need to do that it's quite easy to cure

Love eating animals
I consider vegans to be schizo-tier retards

not gonna lie, reckon i would kill an innocent person in a deal with the devil if it cured my depression, shame i wont get the chance

please do NOT hat this post

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are we really in talks to send troops to Ukraine?

you'd think that would be headline news

CCP agent

Seen some of the best doctors in Britain, they simply don't know what to do with my brain - there is a surgery where they destroy a tiny section of your brain with a laser, not a proper lobotomy but something like that, is becoming an attractive option

no i am not

more like we need more reform scrotes killed and minced and served as little saveloys up and down british sea side resorts

this is labours version of project 2025

What the fuck why's that not been headlining? Mental

vang vieng's sick lad
a bunch of belligerent tourists pissed in their holy river and now they don't consider it holy anymore or something

i respect veganism because you can just supplement for animal products, their moral compass is just completely skewed by propaganda
if anything it's the carnivores who are the deranged schizos who base their logic on internet memes and pseud nonsense

mad how moo deng poo peng

Bro just discovered the UK is the most corrupt European state

incredibly violent poo just there
my bathroom smells like an indian has been living in it for a week

any procrastinating shart-arses in
have to rewrite my CV and I am just not doing it!!!!

have you tried psychedelics?

Only mincing you're doing is to and from places

Fat ass whore

A female looking for validation

reminder that if you're White and still trust the police you're retarded

take a hot shower
clean yourself top to bottom
then turn off the hot water and spray yourself with just cold water for 1-2 minutes
the discomfort is the whole point, so don't just spray it on your arms and legs
get it down your back, over your head
get as cold as possible as suddenly as possible
you'll feel magic afterwards
also, have a plan of stuff to get done right after because you'll be motivated as fuck

just get chat gpt to do it for you

vitamin E is just human chlorophyll

dont think they were arrested

Hockey is so cool I wish it was a thing in england.

not wanking has got me really close to installing hinge again ffs
said i were off the bastarding apps din't i

Elon musk please can i have $1 million please bro plz plz plz plz

idk feel like a lot of people have absorbed information from me posting over time. maybe even learned more than i have
one day you will use a bit of this information and then think of me

PLEASE TAKE A COLD SHOWER BRO BELIEVE ME SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER BRO I TELL EVERYONE I TAKE COLD SHOWERS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SEEM LIKE A TORTURED GENIUS PLEASE JUST FREEZE YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH FRIGID WATER AND YOU WILL FEEL BETTER BRO JUST TRUST ME

ever bought a subscription to an online newspaper

cold shower wanker loves his cold showers

alright mate you mind having a seat there?
yeahhh so we're happy you're here and it's good to have you on board here in the office haha. but there has been a complaint made about your racism towards indian people. I won't say who it is but someone here has told us that they don't like the way you speak about their race, and they would like you to stop. you know I'm just HR here, I try to maintain a good working environment for everyone haha. so just, reel it back a little bit?

is it normal to rim/be rimmed on a one night stand these days or is it all a jewish porn meme eating arseholes?

can't say i have to be honest mousey

also, have a plan of stuff to get done right after because you'll be motivated as fuck

nah i can't just too lazy
it's in my blood

no im too poor to ever buy anything

cold showers after hot showers are legitimately great
but i cant bring myself to take exclusively cold showers, way too hard

yees you have
however there is a chance that you know lots already

fuck the establishment

*slithers into the thread*

Barbara Taylor Bradford, Whose Sagas Were Best Sellers, Dies at 91

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bacteriophages when they hit the road

so, this is rorke

whats up my cheeky little incel virgins? farting in your bedrooms?

viruses are sexy

Demonic post

alright steve haha nice to see you again

Go for a run

turned heating on but it's still too cold, winterberg has me on the ropes

hot

be right back all ive got to roll this cig before the video ends as i watch iti only to do that

Don't think I will thank you, cheers for spying on me though

belgium
spainnonce
canada

all must die

Sent that little niglet flying

Dear God,
If you are real, fuck you asshole
Fucking die you evil psychotic freak
I hate you
I will kill you
I will rape you
I will torture you forever
Stupid dumb bastard retard God
You're the worst entity to ever exist
I will eliminate you, no matter the cost to myself
You better start preparing
You better start shitting bricks
Because I am coming
I am inescapable
I will always hunt you
And you will die

i dont geunderstand how gambling addicts can exist
"yeah i pay my bills and then gamble down to 0"
how can you do this? you arent even try to win
might as well throw money at something
may as well invest in penny or high risk stocks

kek me too

Gabriel has been made aware of this post.

time for that shave then i suppose

Lads, how do I finish building this sound proof capsule?
I only have random pieces of spare lumber lying around, not much left honestly, mostly just some fence slats

I'm not convinced that the average brit is smarter than the average american

hinge? more like cringe

She was probably nonced her whole life up until that point as well
Absolutely doe broken

cute doggo :3

emmengard.com/the-blobbies/
this really reads like somebody just pretending theyve got an entire soap opera going on inside their head. would be funny if it wasnt so sad

first meal of the day is pizza and butter
this was a mistake

hezbollah throwing hamas under the bus

screaming
no wonder muslims lose every war

he isn't shagging half of his office

eshuta?

Women are so ugly
I don't understand how anyone can find them attractive
99% of men are also ugly but like 1% are fuckable

Tsmc went down so I sold at 180 loss. That's the biggest loss I've ever taken so lesson learned. Only putting small sum of settled funds into 1 (one) stock and selling 15-30 min later at profit or cutting losses immediately. Going to give it another go early tomorrow morning

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Sorting my life out

I need to protecc her from engine noids

'em

immune to propaganda, me

fat

nose ring

fucked it

Ling Lo?

Quite the claim

cor i fucking love tits

making a hinge profile
primarily out of boredom

Black women are queens and you should worship them

qrd?

Bit peng isn't it

what happened

just stopped by to say: beautiful girl in OP.

3

hope his liver fails and he dies in agony waiting for a transplant

Doing the Nibel region protorelic quest

it's more of a burden than anything. I look out on the horizon and all I see is sheep. Very isolating

i had a piss and it smelled like pringles. horrid

40 year old Bulgarian milf keeps sitting next to me at work
She also makes me coffee even though I never once asked
Do you think she wants my 28 year old cock? Should I make a move???

lebanon ceasefire doesn't include anything about gaza lmao

how's beirut
are you okay lad

she fit?

credit card debt + whoring oneself out + grossly overpaid do nothing office jobs ala HR or social media marketing or what not

rotetae

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do you not drink water regularly or something

hows your mental health bros?

For her age, yes

Another day wasted on vampire survivors

been drinking only a litre of energy drink on a morning between waking up and then going about my day after that

start by getting her coffee for once, you little rude prick

the t on my keyboard isn't working
I had to use the on screen keyboard

It's not a waste if you have fun king x

OH N-

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name of this lass?

I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE POOKRAINE
I WILL NOT DIE FOR PISSRAEL
BRITISH SOCIALIST WORKER'S REVOLUTION IS NEEDED NOW MORE THAN EVER

rowsvee's lovely x

the 22 year old paralegal pussy got me acting unwise

mental how my bullies at school are rich and successful and I still work in retail at 30

Eat poo

I’m off my antipsychotics so it’s a bit of a wild ride

wait isnt that ww3

SeasideSUICIDE for him my leeeeed

British Vs Korean soldiers fighting in Ukraine and Russia
Isn't that like, definitionally a "world war", regardless of the scale of the conflict?

Some areas are safe and some areas are not. Occasionally they do a terrorist attack in the middle of Beirut in areas that were thought to be safe for no reason except to kill civilians like the one in Basta.

I can't complain right now. Grateful for what I have and what I have not lost.

each migrant wanked bumps you down the conscription queue

False

Occasionally they do a terrorist attack in the middle of Beirut in areas that were thought to be safe for no reason except to kill civilians like the one in Basta.

fuck israel

Korean soldiers fighting in Ukraine

this is completely made up btw

no it's a proxy war
a world war involves the whole world

playing like shit for a year to bait Gukesh into a false sense of confidence

Ding bros... i kneel

so it’s a bit of a wild ride

how so

don't want involved in this civil war desu

I hope Israel gets defeated brutally, and as soon as possible
I'm sorry out government is so fucking evil and genocidal too
Just know most of the people here actively despise what Israel is doing and boycott those companies and people who support Israel, blockade weapons manufacturers, etc
Young and old, Brown and White, Muslim, Christian, Atheist, even Jews - basically everyone is siding with Lebanon and Palestine EXCEPT the government.

Katerina Hartlova pregnant