baddiedem edish
/brit/
It's kebab and salad, retards
god i hate myself
truly truly hate myself
monday night goon sesh
yeah Elton John's salad
Why did spainnonce move to nederdraad with google translate
what about yourself do you hate?
the new so to speak
What level are you at?
I'm at an 8 here haha x
absolutely obsessed with girls like every other woman between the age of 18-35 i walk past on the street i am interested in, i want to get to know and to touch and hold.
yet i have 0 interest in sex with any of them
and yes that is a cope in a way because i'm sexually unattractive but every now and then an insane girl does ask me to have sex with her and i say no
what's that about then
am i gay? a coward? asexual? what's going on
blessed x
link to the video
also why is there an audience wtf lmao
i wish i looked like that
30 inch penis myself
i swing it over my shoulder
I haven't felt happiness in years but I never actually consider suicide
always just feel like at some point in the future I'll fix everything and turn it all around
Dunno who that is
4
alri jamie stewart
been at 5-6 for years now
occasionally go 7-8
porn with ladies pissing in it makes my willer diamonds
porn with trannies in it also makes my willer diamons
porn with trannies pissing utterly disgusts me
not sure why that is lads
a solid 5
>porn with trannies in it also makes my willer diamons
you're gay
An comfortable 6
ktim
CORRR
what kind of diseased ghoul made this image
Sir Sacked Tranny
That will fade eventually
a vaguely suicidal one i imagine
eating cold salami and cheese out the fridge
1.
ok
Been a 2 my whole life. Just a happy go lucky guy I guess
it's our schizo having a meltdown, his name is prissou
he used to spam a lot of priscilla images and songs, alizée too
7
an extremely mentally ill attention seeking freak who pretends to be multiple people
emmengard.com
An extremely retarded woman who thinks she has multiple personalities
emmengard.com
grow up
hmm
Got the Our Lady Peace on
4 most of the time, 5 occasionally, worst I've been was 6
Suicide ideation is a normal self-soothing response
cant make it up really
got macc lads on, they don't make blokes like that any more
just reading chris chan is going to be a father lmao
ktim after a week of not wanking
Just can't force myself to get disciplined and attend to things that matter
Just an odious, lazy cunt
imagine the ogres behind this
and yes that is a cope in a way because i'm sexually unattractive but every now and then an insane girl does ask me to have sex with her and i say no
jay
GYP (good yank post)
odds another can before having a shave
evens two more cans before shave
dubs shave immediately
Got toil on the morrow team
I remember this kek
Original they had a sillouette of the Queen on the flag, I was part of the team actively defacing and destroying her image (keep in mind this was very shortly after her death)
Eventually the royal bootlickers lost and gave up, and changed to doing an outline of the isles
Rorke, are you on giffgaff or something mate?
Never seen a good Israeli post
Makes you think
pizza status: pizza buttered
plate buttered. plate butter salted
bread not buttered
wow le epic reddit moment
glad you were part of that history
still got a willy between your legs tomorrow too
so edgy bro
what if i am?
Totally in love with the 'f
heard they've got bruce willis coming out of retirement for this one
i liked the fucking machines lad tbf
corrr
thanks babe x
im a 2 rn
drinking an iced caramel latte, waiting for pizza to finish
i think that people in 9 more often give away their stuff instead of saying goodbye to people
You eat poo, I don't care what you have to say
I reckon Ruby’s farts stink.
girlie what the duck
mad that bruce willis was successfully famous for decades despite his name being one letter away from being "bruce willies"
bit of superglue up the nasal cavity
rorke opening private browsing to search "do i have pecs or mantits"
decent amount of chub, too much jew ink
PHWOARRRRR
pondering where to cave my now ex girlfriends fat fucking skull in with a ballpeen hammer
5 but distract myself, if I'm left with my thoughts I'll either improve or get worse, hopefully the former but I don't want to deal with that now
Mario u nversie explained with burritos? MARIO =- BURRITO? TAKE MY UPVOTE
kek theyve got euthanasia adverts on the tube now
too much jew ink
hooting
pizza time... a- ...ahem. ...awoo c:
made a stunner of a chilli. really fucking good. wish you lads could try it
post some greng corrspaff
no seasideMARK uploafs for 4 days
What's going on here? Is he okay? Has anyone heard anything?
was just sayin this down the pub
had a bird like this (but normal - no tatttoos, piercings, hair dye) basically chase me around a nightclub telling me she fancied me
i should've got off with her, could've made her my gf, even my wife, but i was with a mate and just wanted to get pissed and play pool with him
he was later accused of raping her
life's mad innit
falling in love with married women i saw on youtube
don durrper
Got home from work and there's no Seaside Update. I check the archives.
Really can't see a future for myself without SeasideMARK to guide me. He has taught me so much about life and is the father I never had.
Praying to God he's okay. He's one of the few things I look forward to in this bleak box-room existence.
Just want it womfy again x.
So ummm... does the mere sight of a circumcised penus disgust you? You lot don't think my willard looks weird, do you?
i'm so angry
FOY
the sight of any penis disgusts me
Yeah it's very concerning. I haven't heard anything either off him.
Hope he's in the ground
just been found after drifting through space in an escape pod for 57 years
Bet it reeks x
symbol of norman oppression
get it demolished
Don't even joke about that you /Britfeel/ freak.
*upper cuts you so hard your eyes roll around for 57 years*
Big fan of the female race me.
Never posted there in my life
You used to though
corrr yes please
scrobibmhl
Hmm. Laos? An english girl in Laos?
Murderer
going to start cooking my tea soon
alri ripley
hope elton john cum farts on it
no sugar
no fat
no animal products
new diet
Bit strange, usually you brew it
not really murder though is it? due to the victim not being a human being
so it's not murder
is it?
should have stayed at home taking care of children
loads of people travel there
not sure that's how you should cook steak and eggs
pan needs to be much hotter for the meat than for the eggs
look at the eggs boiling away on the right
should've done the eggs in one pan, steaks in the other
enjoy dying
have fun getting vitamins without gelatin
how do young people afford all of this?
seems like they're always travelling, partying, eating out etc.
No wanks in a week
I'm now officially off the porn :)
yeah and no braincells
why are the eggoids so white
cutting out all the things a human body requires to function properly. nice
You need sugar and fats, but no animal products is based
fungi are closer to animals than plants yet leftypol has no problem ingesting them
r/mademesmile
leftypol is an idealist midwit
nothing new
this is the cooking scene from twister isn't it
fucking corrr
Why'd it make you smile?
i straight up don't feel horny bre
BOOBA
So this is Rorke
maybe you're depressed
I know it's not a given she's a bad person, but being a 21 year old white woman this person almost certainly deserved an excruciating death
SEX
E
X
been anywhere between a 4 and an 8 for practically my entire life since i hit puberty
bre
you will once you hit puberty
Is it??
quite the opposite
i'm cheerful and happy to be controlling my lust once and for all
Chief of Nottingham police arrested for corruption for trying to cover up, hide and destroy evidence of their failings during a mass stabbing by a black schizophrenic man last year, and for the force not responding to incidents when police were called regarding previous crimes by said individual
Yes this is who Rorke is
we need more reform votes? more like we need more reform scrotes killed and minced and served as little saveloys up and down british sea side resorts.
have fun getting vitamins without gelatin
wdym
not gonna lie, reckon i would kill an innocent person in a deal with the devil if it cured my depression, shame i wont get the chance
please do NOT hat this post
hateful little runt
no bitches
you don't need to do that it's quite easy to cure
Love eating animals
I consider vegans to be schizo-tier retards
not gonna lie, reckon i would kill an innocent person in a deal with the devil if it cured my depression, shame i wont get the chance
please do NOT hat this post
are we really in talks to send troops to Ukraine?
Rorke hiking
you'd think that would be headline news
CCP agent
Seen some of the best doctors in Britain, they simply don't know what to do with my brain - there is a surgery where they destroy a tiny section of your brain with a laser, not a proper lobotomy but something like that, is becoming an attractive option
no i am not
more like we need more reform scrotes killed and minced and served as little saveloys up and down british sea side resorts
this is labours version of project 2025
What the fuck why's that not been headlining? Mental
vang vieng's sick lad
a bunch of belligerent tourists pissed in their holy river and now they don't consider it holy anymore or something
i respect veganism because you can just supplement for animal products, their moral compass is just completely skewed by propaganda
if anything it's the carnivores who are the deranged schizos who base their logic on internet memes and pseud nonsense
mad how moo deng poo peng
Bro just discovered the UK is the most corrupt European state
incredibly violent poo just there
my bathroom smells like an indian has been living in it for a week
any procrastinating shart-arses in
have to rewrite my CV and I am just not doing it!!!!
have you tried psychedelics?
Only mincing you're doing is to and from places
Fat ass whore
A female looking for validation
reminder that if you're White and still trust the police you're retarded
take a hot shower
clean yourself top to bottom
then turn off the hot water and spray yourself with just cold water for 1-2 minutes
the discomfort is the whole point, so don't just spray it on your arms and legs
get it down your back, over your head
get as cold as possible as suddenly as possible
you'll feel magic afterwards
also, have a plan of stuff to get done right after because you'll be motivated as fuck
just get chat gpt to do it for you
vitamin E is just human chlorophyll
dont think they were arrested
Hockey is so cool I wish it was a thing in england.
not wanking has got me really close to installing hinge again ffs
said i were off the bastarding apps din't i
Elon musk please can i have $1 million please bro plz plz plz plz
idk feel like a lot of people have absorbed information from me posting over time. maybe even learned more than i have
one day you will use a bit of this information and then think of me
PLEASE TAKE A COLD SHOWER BRO BELIEVE ME SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER BRO I TELL EVERYONE I TAKE COLD SHOWERS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SEEM LIKE A TORTURED GENIUS PLEASE JUST FREEZE YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH FRIGID WATER AND YOU WILL FEEL BETTER BRO JUST TRUST ME
ever bought a subscription to an online newspaper
cold shower wanker loves his cold showers
alright mate you mind having a seat there?
yeahhh so we're happy you're here and it's good to have you on board here in the office haha. but there has been a complaint made about your racism towards indian people. I won't say who it is but someone here has told us that they don't like the way you speak about their race, and they would like you to stop. you know I'm just HR here, I try to maintain a good working environment for everyone haha. so just, reel it back a little bit?
is it normal to rim/be rimmed on a one night stand these days or is it all a jewish porn meme eating arseholes?
can't say i have to be honest mousey
also, have a plan of stuff to get done right after because you'll be motivated as fuck
nah i can't just too lazy
it's in my blood
no im too poor to ever buy anything
cold showers after hot showers are legitimately great
but i cant bring myself to take exclusively cold showers, way too hard
yees you have
however there is a chance that you know lots already
fuck the establishment
*slithers into the thread*
Barbara Taylor Bradford, Whose Sagas Were Best Sellers, Dies at 91
bacteriophages when they hit the road
so, this is rorke
whats up my cheeky little incel virgins? farting in your bedrooms?
viruses are sexy
the benefits of cold water therapy are supported by scientific studies (as well as personal experience)
bbc.co.uk
your spazzy little outburst is backed by mental illness and bitterness
Demonic post
alright steve haha nice to see you again
tags: pregnation
Go for a run
turned heating on but it's still too cold, winterberg has me on the ropes
hot
be right back all ive got to roll this cig before the video ends as i watch iti only to do that
Don't think I will thank you, cheers for spying on me though
belgium
spainnonce
canada
all must die
Sent that little niglet flying
Dear God,
If you are real, fuck you asshole
Fucking die you evil psychotic freak
I hate you
I will kill you
I will rape you
I will torture you forever
Stupid dumb bastard retard God
You're the worst entity to ever exist
I will eliminate you, no matter the cost to myself
You better start preparing
You better start shitting bricks
Because I am coming
I am inescapable
I will always hunt you
And you will die
i dont geunderstand how gambling addicts can exist
"yeah i pay my bills and then gamble down to 0"
how can you do this? you arent even try to win
might as well throw money at something
may as well invest in penny or high risk stocks
kek me too
Gabriel has been made aware of this post.
time for that shave then i suppose
Lads, how do I finish building this sound proof capsule?
I only have random pieces of spare lumber lying around, not much left honestly, mostly just some fence slats
I'm not convinced that the average brit is smarter than the average american
hinge? more like cringe
She was probably nonced her whole life up until that point as well
Absolutely doe broken
cute doggo :3
emmengard.com
this really reads like somebody just pretending theyve got an entire soap opera going on inside their head. would be funny if it wasnt so sad
first meal of the day is pizza and butter
this was a mistake
hezbollah throwing hamas under the bus
screaming
no wonder muslims lose every war
he isn't shagging half of his office
eshuta?
Women are so ugly
I don't understand how anyone can find them attractive
99% of men are also ugly but like 1% are fuckable
Tsmc went down so I sold at 180 loss. That's the biggest loss I've ever taken so lesson learned. Only putting small sum of settled funds into 1 (one) stock and selling 15-30 min later at profit or cutting losses immediately. Going to give it another go early tomorrow morning
SAY
MY
NAME
Sorting my life out
I need to protecc her from engine noids
'em
immune to propaganda, me
fat
egg custard time youtu.be
nose ring
fucked it
Ling Lo?
Quite the claim
cor i fucking love tits
making a hinge profile
primarily out of boredom
Black women are queens and you should worship them
qrd?
Bit peng isn't it
what happened
just stopped by to say: beautiful girl in OP.
3
hope his liver fails and he dies in agony waiting for a transplant
Doing the Nibel region protorelic quest
it's more of a burden than anything. I look out on the horizon and all I see is sheep. Very isolating
i had a piss and it smelled like pringles. horrid
40 year old Bulgarian milf keeps sitting next to me at work
She also makes me coffee even though I never once asked
Do you think she wants my 28 year old cock? Should I make a move???
lebanon ceasefire doesn't include anything about gaza lmao
how's beirut
are you okay lad
she fit?
credit card debt + whoring oneself out + grossly overpaid do nothing office jobs ala HR or social media marketing or what not
rotetae
do you not drink water regularly or something
hows your mental health bros?
For her age, yes
Another day wasted on vampire survivors
been drinking only a litre of energy drink on a morning between waking up and then going about my day after that
start by getting her coffee for once, you little rude prick
the t on my keyboard isn't working
I had to use the on screen keyboard
It's not a waste if you have fun king x
OH N-
name of this lass?
I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE POOKRAINE
I WILL NOT DIE FOR PISSRAEL
BRITISH SOCIALIST WORKER'S REVOLUTION IS NEEDED NOW MORE THAN EVER
rowsvee's lovely x
the 22 year old paralegal pussy got me acting unwise
mental how my bullies at school are rich and successful and I still work in retail at 30
Eat poo
I’m off my antipsychotics so it’s a bit of a wild ride
wait isnt that ww3
SeasideSUICIDE for him my leeeeed
British Vs Korean soldiers fighting in Ukraine and Russia
Isn't that like, definitionally a "world war", regardless of the scale of the conflict?
Some areas are safe and some areas are not. Occasionally they do a terrorist attack in the middle of Beirut in areas that were thought to be safe for no reason except to kill civilians like the one in Basta.
I can't complain right now. Grateful for what I have and what I have not lost.
each migrant wanked bumps you down the conscription queue
False
Occasionally they do a terrorist attack in the middle of Beirut in areas that were thought to be safe for no reason except to kill civilians like the one in Basta.
fuck israel
Korean soldiers fighting in Ukraine
this is completely made up btw
no it's a proxy war
a world war involves the whole world
playing like shit for a year to bait Gukesh into a false sense of confidence
Ding bros... i kneel
so it’s a bit of a wild ride
how so
don't want involved in this civil war desu
I hope Israel gets defeated brutally, and as soon as possible
I'm sorry out government is so fucking evil and genocidal too
Just know most of the people here actively despise what Israel is doing and boycott those companies and people who support Israel, blockade weapons manufacturers, etc
Young and old, Brown and White, Muslim, Christian, Atheist, even Jews - basically everyone is siding with Lebanon and Palestine EXCEPT the government.
Katerina Hartlova pregnant