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peng

Why is life so hard

NO KEKS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD

Why would you want to do that?

Are you a work of art? Because you're a peng ting

got the kpop on

because life is a punishment according to buddhism and gnosticism

Because I love her :3

Black men

Peer Steer Snieder

what did I do to deserve life

he switched from a belgian vpn to a danish one to talk to himself because everybody filtered belgium lel

poocastle ushited

If you love her you'd let her get impregnated >:)

you are evil

inside Jenna

Pear Bare Limer

the gherkin

would you categorise red grapes as a black forest fruit?

gor up

She already is >:)

No

There was meant to be a series made by them and Adult swim, right?

reminds of that native nod cover

There’s a literal suicide tunnel in Westminster tube station

leftists saying that everyone is equal pregnant women shouldnt actually get priority seats on busses, then realizing what they just said
making up for it by saying shes 2 people actually so she should

nothing mate theres no great purpose to your suffering sorry

whats your favourite bond film de lads? for me it's skyfall

grim

Oh just fuck it fuck it all

pure
face porn

got deal or no deal on

unspeakably grim

humiliation ritual

London does that to you

this is 1984

the name'sh bond
jamesh bond
lischenshed to shuck golf ballsh

The end bit of on her majesty’s secret service. Ski chase onwards

Only if its Blacked

Lately I've had constipation so bad its like rocks and I have to literally stick my finger up my ass and scrape it out. At least it works I was able to take a nice shit this morning

still howling at that lad thinking that being conscripted means you're instantly teleported to the frontline lmao

goldfinger

as long as it's greasy and can be rubbed all over her face?

now it's just promoting death. didn't take long.

me when when the when the [whenperson] when [joke]

yeah and they missed every deadline AS gave them, so AS gave up and cancelled the show, so valve scraped together what they had into expiration date
on one hand good SFM animation takes a long time and maybe AS gave them too harsh deadlines
but on the other hand valve are notorious for missing every single self-appointed deadline they've ever announced so they're probably very tedious to work with

pretty chimpmunk girls <3

The World Is Blacked Enough

Goon to Jenna

prediction: keir starmer and the sweltering summer of 2025

my earbuds are in my ears different and i feel unwell

They put MAID in Canada and now they have the highest suicide rate in the world.

get them euthanised i say. why shouldnt people be allowed to choose when they die?

they should use her as a toilet

trying to achieve moksha

What the fuck is going on

yeah their handling of it has been DIRE

a black only urinal?
based

The Goon, The Blacked, and The Fugly

were going to return the same government again

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Gravy's good tonight.

in english, doc!

The bird fights its way out of the egg.
The egg is the world.
Who would be born must first destroy a world.

seems like a good deal

I must be loyle to my capo

the MACDONALDS nurturing breasts goldern archicles

um

yeah, must be a nightmare rigging up things in software like SFM

I could see a folding phone being the Gucci item for “those kids these days” (or whatever the hell skibbidi rizz phrases they use now).

Imagine kissing her after that

Eating a sparrow

i'm havin' a bad bad day
it's about time that i get my way

There’s a Carl Sagan quote on it and everything

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mumberg's being a bitch

give me a (You) right fucking now

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I do
a lot
she'd be literally dripping it...

what is this cuckold erp

I genuinely have no idea why the UK are so invested in the Ukraine War. Like I understand the USA it's trying to maintain their superpower status, but what the fuck do we stand to gain from it? Do we have a lot of investments in Ukrainian industry that I don't know about? From a Realpolitik view it makes very little sense to make ourselves such an obvious target. The only explanation I can come up with is our politicians really do sniff their own farts and believe their own bullshit when it comes to 'defending the free world'.

Why do you keep switching VPNs?

it looms

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I don't know why anyone cares about it.

no /who/ thread on Anon Babble

blud is replying to himself

Its spainpaedo talking to himself

imagine the smell

be right back

I dont think the software or rigging was the issue. It's that valve are perfectionists and they dont have to meet deadlines. They have endless amounts of money they can do whatever they want which is both a blessing and a curse which is why this TV show never released.

kentucky franken chicken

imagine how she'd look stained by it

Rothschilds and blood feud from Khazaria

No More SSM uploafs i guess. Shame

squid game

Hasn't been one for a long time, the schizo killed it

i have a microcut on my thumb and the salted b utter i spread on my plate got in it

you wouldn't get it

Thought this were me clothes iron at first

"Hello Mr. Patient, you want die now? I help you die now. I pull di plug. Patient go to di sky. Save di RNHS! Very good Mr. Patient.”

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hot...
sweaty unwashed jenna

put it back where?

can putler fire one of those new missile things at copenhagen to fuck this cuck off

the s curved batons are shiny with allat oil

lobbying ministers ahead of the vote
you often see weird ads in that tunnel
itll be weapons and rockets next, you see

she would be washed
in piss :3

offed himself has he?

I'll ask

threw himself on the train tracks

depending on the circumstances, i think assisted dying is good - but why the fuck is it being shoved in people's faces like this?

qrd?

HAVE YOU FINALLY SWITCHED TO YOUR OTHER PROXY YOU ILL BRAINED FOOL

?

why don't they make batteries that don't die?

its mad that if we just gave ukraine everything they needed at the start of the war putin would've backed down immediately and White people wouldn't be dying in droves

you are evil

Don't shutdown protests using coronavirus concerns as an excuse

but what the fuck do we stand to gain from it?

you aren't aware you are USAs lapdog? 51st state isn't a meme, you aren't aware of Blairs love letter to Bush?

Does Jenna Coleman have a Gherkin Gold card?

they do
just not ones you buy in tesco

How the fuck could we have given them all the materiel they needed quickly enough

cronem are slapping those batons swiftly into tight katy lil back

it's some five eyes plan

its mad that if we just gave ukraine everything they needed at the start of the war putin would've backed down immediately

It would have changed nothing at all.

wouldn't be surprised if that smartschoolboy fella were none other than our very own mousenonce, that level of derangement only comes along once in a generation

The first answer to any question 'Why are they pushing (x)' is always money.

it's mad that if you didn't do your constant nato agitating and try to set up a military post on the Russian border none of this would've happened

ommmmm anon you cant do that ommm
ommm youre doing to get done by janny anon ommmm

but what the fuck do we stand to gain from it?

We are an American pawn, much like the EU

later than promised
here are the burgers
the top bun looks wet around the edge because i fry them with the burgers in the grease a bit before building the burger

.... because we don't want to normalise wars of conquest

government posting about working with BlackRock this past week as well
line must go up always

I'm woefully stupid and cringe

what happened de lad?

I think the death penalty is good. I don’t think you could ever have sufficient safeguards for the state to not execute innocent people and that’s why I’m opposed to its reintroduction.

We were killing off retards during Covid by refusing to treat them. Imagine if you became too big a burden on rNHS? The pot bangers would be around your bed telling you what a selfish prick you’re being for not helping save rNHS

since finland joined the "muh nato expansion" excuse doesnt work, cry more zigger

bins go out tonight

....

reddit

Look good mate x

Never read anything particularly noncey from Toby teebeeaitch

Then why do we take part in so many then?

The unvaccinated deserve badges of honour. They had iron will through it all. They bowed to no one. They were pressured by every single aspect of society. Government. Media. Celebrities. Their own families. Their closest loved ones. Yet, through all of that they maintained their integrity. These men are the true noble warriors fighting against uncaring mega corporations. Now the truth has come out, the unvaccinated are wholeheartedly VINDICATED.

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ah... hello all

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doxxable info this

peng

unless it's english people protesting against illegal darkies

Good evening lad

Loads of Russians in Finland is there?

rorke looking into the wrong camera

I need to go from 56kg to 54kg before the Christmas break, that's why I'm fasting today.

cheers yeah theyre delicious

Viruses famously don’t travel between protesters in close proximity. That’s when I knew it was all a scam

Finland is a stable country moron, Ukraine was a political bomb scare ever since the dissolution of the USSR

Sit perfectly still. Only I may break international law.

how's it going

we are a vassal state of t usa and our foreign policy mirrors theirs

*punts you into space*

rorke walking about with his fly down

start a war to stop nato expanding

two more countries join and three more submit applications

was this part of putin's master plan?

We haven't annexed any territory since WW2

Need a fullsize mirror but don't know where to put it

Starmer announces state enforced interracial breeding

Alright, alright- bit damp and miserable at the moment though. How's that Austrlian Spring treating you?

Ah right I'll go tell the million dead Iraqis that will make them feel better.

He shipped out to kyiv to end the war 4x quicker

You don't know what a war of conquest is do you?

Take a couple of minutes to think about how you THINK this proves Russia was incorrect in its assessment that NATO was seeking to encroach on Russian territorial aims

Might pour a sir Tom’s gin and tonic

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Nail it to the ceiling over your bed

good lad
currently in the middle of a bit of a heatwave, on our fourth 35+ degree day in a row

mad how old people "have a fall" and thats it, theyre basically done from then on

make diplomatic promises to czechoslovakia

make diplomatic promises to poland

make diplomatic promises to south vietnam

make diplomatic promises to afghanistan

make diplomatic promises to ukraine

?????

>make diplomatic promises to ukraine

The West broke these already by sanctioning pro-Russian politicians in Ukraine

finald and sweden were always defacto members
Ukraine is far more strategic than both. It gives black sea access and its farmland is some of the best in the world.

KEIR STARMER
IT'S TIME TO GO!
*crowd cheers*

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some fyne tings at the gherkin rn enjoying the company of the cronem at the bar

lmao

i can see russia nuking ukraine
the americans would never respond in kind over a country thousands of miles away.

Wut? The promises were to guarantee their territorial integrity. We’re sticking to our promises

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ok so we bombed your whole family. yikes right?

but here's the good news: we didn't annex your country

how heckin' based and wholesome is that? just like my marvel movies

what would russia gain from nuking ukraine?

most of us either don’t care, or didn’t want to join
only default “gubm’nt good” people cheered for it

america could just nuke ukraine too to make the land worthless

waiting for the cronem on dem lil boats to arrive xx

man i wonder why all these countries that border russia want to join a defensive alliance, maybe if it has something to do with russia's wars against moldova, chechnya, georgia, ukraine...

The sun never sets on the British bollocks

Not sure even Russia is retarded enough to drop nukes on its own doorstep.

Wut? The promises were to guarantee their territorial integrity. We’re sticking to our promises

lol
lmao

96% of the deaths in iraq we casued by iraqi sectarianism not americans and brits bombing people

The promises were to guarantee their territorial integrity

No they were not.

Free to choose.
Free to live.
Simple as.

Reckon assisted dying should be brought in. My grandpa spent the last 6 months of his life begging for people to let him die, until eventually he stopped eating and starved himself to death. Seems barbaric to let people suffer unnecessarily like that.

Ah yes. The Civil War. The Civil War which we caused. By invading them. That Civil War?

mumberg's being a bitch

we overthrew your government and all law and order

but the consequences had nothing to do with us!

You signed a BOOPIN' treaty in the 90s about it mate

Finding people still defending the Iraq War is like finding one of those Japanese soldiers hiding in the jungle still fighting WW2 30 years after it ended. Mental.

chicken and rice toil then i guess

must be a great company to work at

Read the content of it

the miss wanked me off today so maybe it’s not over

Don't do that

alright ALRIGHT that's enough
STOP ARGUING, none of you are convincing each other and the argument is regressing into utter nonsense
let's move on to pubs and pints or something

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Get the slugs swallowed.

Why shouldn't Arabs be whipped into line? Don't see how we'd benefit from them gaining confidence in such a turbulent and oil-rich region

Even boomer Republicans agree it was retarded now (mostly because Trump said so)

i think shias and sunnis slaughtering eachother in their own fault yes

Can literally hear the flies circling your smelly brown hands as you type this

it still has consequences on today's middle east

had my cheese and now i'm ready for bed

*does a poo in the middle of the thread*

we dindu nuffin

my actions have no consequences

hello tyrone

Youtube recommendations be like

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on the topic of pints:
found it interesting when I was in the UK that all of the advertising around guinness was it being a "summer beer," rather think it's better for gloomy days, much more enjoyable in the cold

mental how poland can be razed to the ground by two superpowers and bounce back with ease meanwhile Iraq gets invaded at the most warfare restricted point in history and is unable to recover from a stone age point

yeah guinness is a prime winter drink

35C? Bloody hell, your summers must be murder.

belief in god is obviously right wing

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just kill your baby

just kill yourself

you can't buy a house, just don't have kids

why are we so keen to wipe ourselves out?

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supported a black owned business today
felt great x

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Big and Black

the palestinians brought it on to themselves to be honest
i don't even like israel just stating facts

belief in god is obviously right wing

some fo you weirdso do make me laugh
what a thing to write lmao

Good lad

You okay deegsta?

we just had a few cooler summers but this summer's gearing up to be a fucking stinker
shall be smashing many lagers I reckon

jeezy own half of atlanta

name a single left wing person who believes in god
i'll wait

hello dudes

george galloway

Jesus Christ. Checkmate atheists.

Leather clad communists. Erect black truncheons.

Britain is descending into fascism.

good lad, maybe the advertising I saw was just to keep it top of mind in summer, not that they need it though, it was summer when I was there and saw people drinking pints of guinness everywhere

i want to hug and kiss pinkpantheress

i don't even like israel

sure thing Chaim

pubs and pints

Mate our government is running a psyop trying to gaslight every young female into thinking there’s some sort of mass drinks-spiking happening.
The objective is to shut down all the pubs and clubs.
Such is life in the United Grimdom

me, anonymous

timmy falling for this

I’m overweight. No point hiding it.
I’ve requested a doctors appointment because I sprained my ankle a month ago and it’s still swollen, misshapen and very painful. I absolutely know that when I walk into the doctors they will tell me that the only solution is to lose weight.
I know I need to lose weight. I am losing weight. But telling me that doesn’t help when I am struggling to walk long distances and to go to the gym because of the pain.
How do I stick up for myself? For the last five years I’ve had this, I feel like I’m denied healthcare because of my weight and I’m sick of it

she's good
loved her feature on the le sserafim "crazy" mix

its me. yaboi

90% off the CoE
The other 10% are a mix of right wingers and atheists (unironically)

Bizarre thing to say in response to that

lmao what
you want a single left wing person and then you'll admit you're retarded?
gustavo guiterrez
gg

Ms Pelicot has pushed for graphic images that her husband filmed of the rapes to be presented in the courtroom, showing that she was unconscious and inert, audibly snoring.

Why would she want that shown in a courthouse?

can't wait to hear about the last time you went to church

the French Revolufiom

shall be smashing many lagers I reckon

The only sensible thing to do

honestly fuck em all, jordan was around 25% christian before the palestinians turned up and started a civil war

COOK
PASS
BABTRIDGE

south american and african communists in the 20th century

The objective is to shut down all the pubs and clubs.

horrendous to think about

she looks like a diabolical rat
lol this

a yes a dead person

The terminally ill are allowed to commit suicide without having to dive under a train, this is literally 1984

Not sure even Russia is retarded enough

Shoulda stopped there. They are.

nice goal post shift lmao

was a lovely sermon

wonder if he wore his gold crown on his deathbed

Not really