/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

slave mentality

Same. But it kinda tastes like dog shit

had to cut back on coffee

why?

2010 efernal newfag

I've been here since 2006

18 years on the channel

Time to McFucking kill myself

Also 2007

how old are you lot?

Nunya

What's wrong with it?

old enough to know better!

Twenny sevvvven

average age in /cum/ seems to be about 29

35

Old enough cutie

Doctor told me it was too much. Also I got weird chest pains but I'm not sure if that was gas or something else.

Maybe I should too. I sometimes get those but I thought it was just muscle tightness since my shoulders and back tend to be sore all the time

i'd make a poll but everyone would just say hurr durr you're a glownigger

I graduated college when Obama was president

Work has been insanely busy today. I'm not used to actually working

strawpoll.com/GeZAR8OD8yV

/cum/ age poll

I have driven through there many times AMA

getting the opposite where my manager has been dead silent all day. it's nice? but also a little worrying. then again, everything worries me.

Do you consider Byzantium an extension of the Roman empire, or do you consider it it's own thing?

for me it's Jenny Nicholson

It's an extension but I don't consider it 1:1 with the Roman Empire

I, too, am a worrier. I've been obsessing all weekend about 2 highly improbable scenarios coming to pass, I've been on bs using to distraction. I've got to calm down

Its own thing. Primarily because it was culturally distinct even at the time of the split. You could certainly say they were inheritors, like a lot of other states were though

Yall need sum Quark Bussy?
Only treefiddy

In many ways it was better.

Did Russia inherit Byzantion?

focus up fella, no time to catastrophize

Yo ive been obsessing and anxious all weekend too over something i need to get it over with
Brothers in pain

Amen brother

Siamo frat

Europe becomes Islamic

America becomes Latinx

Canada becomes jeetish...?

Indians are so divided and their culture so irredeemably unattractive I can't really imagine how this country is going to go when it's like 40% jeet and yet nobody wants to associate with them

Say the n word multiple times in a row with caps lock

It did skew a bit older than I thought it would.

No. The Byzantine seat of power was Constantinople and they were primarily a med power. It would be kin to calling bactria the inheritor of the Macedonian empire

SPIC
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no 45+ year olds

In many ways it was better.

Well for starters it lasted a lot longer, never seems to get the credit for that.

Aye, but a lot of the traditions went to Russia and they are the most powerful state to be influenced by Byzantium. The Orthodoxys seat of power is there

This image made me laugh

FK is unironically 41, turning 42 next year iirc

NIGGAS IFFY UH

BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y

kkkkk angry dog!!

kinda funny how in polish it's "brat" for brother and in italian it's "frat"

this is just sad

im 21y and im feeling old recently ;-;

More interestingly both words also exist in the English language with entirely different meanings!!

And also they existed in a world where their enemies had progressed on their tech trees significantly from the time of the Roman empire. They had to step up and they did

Forums are a millennial thing, It doesn't really surprise me.

well yeah the average life expectancy in the favelas is like 30 so you're already an unc, unc.

Anon Babble feels a lot older than it used to. There was a time when it felt like some boards were overwhelmingly underaged faggots but now everyone seems in their mid-twenties at least

int is a geriatric board

i dont live in a favela tho i live in a good neighbourhood in a nice city unironically ^^

Don’t be shy..

yeah I was going to type that they were also existing in a much more hostile time for the most part and were surrounded by enemies on all sides

It's just the times we live in. Kids didn't grow up on desktop computers posting on text forums, they have no reason to come here.

ROCKET SIXTY NINE ROCKET SIXTY NINE

yeah underage edgy faggots just stay on twitter nowadays and worship Anon Babble like some old relic

mods have killed Anon Babble, it's heading towards the grave

Mine as well but I'm always somewhat busy. Unfortunately a lot of people don't seem to respect that and waste my time with bullshit.

Hey anon mind staying after for a meeting? I want to discuss something with you but I know you're busy, so I'll say it at the beginning. It'll just be 10 minutes.

Sure

I have somewhere to be and my morning and afternoon planned out

Meeting opens 5 minutes late and they spend 20 minutes talking about how their week was

I conspicuously look at the discussion leader, my phone, and the clock to no avail

Finally ask what they need from me

Oh yeah we want to make sure you can be here at x on the yth for z. We don't know what we want you to do yet though.

now i feel goofy talking about online dating recently when all the joes and johns in here are settling down with their wife

Take it in stride, young buck.

Any meeting with more than 3 people is utterly pointless.

yeah I agree with this, younger zoomers and gen A will never use a text-based type of site like this because they never grew up with it. This place is obsolete, I think we finally reached the point when we won't be here forever

New job offer
20% higher pay
Tempted

Eh, not sold on it. Russia is and always has been culturally distinct from Byzantium

Barring something extreme unforeseen event, I think Anon Babble will slow down, and some of the boards will consolidate, but it won't die. Too much momentum. The amount of people that the first thing they do when they get on a PC is open Anon Babble is nothing to sneeze at. Most are also lurkers, not posters.

wrong

I remember making weekly Nunday threads on Anon Babble every Sunday in 2009

Why tho

Anon Babble is that old??
well Anon Babble was already pretty shit at that point

Barring something extreme unforeseen event

Gookmoot selling the site would be the end unironically. This site is an archaic relic, anyone who bought it would immediately change a bunch of stuff to monetize it

t. I'm 23 and a half, you don't understand I'm still YOUNG

Just cuz something is obsolete doesn't mean you just stop using it.

I work in the trucking industry and even with instantaneous cell phones the old timers still use their CB

Daily women appreciation and worship post

I'm 34

that's okay. there's no barriers to access on this website, people who are interested will post and that's all we need for good times

Grow up ffs

I've never been on r9k.

Why post anything?

Yeah. I had already passed my Anon Babble phase and r9k was like a semi sane Anon Babble back then

doesn't mean you just stop using it

I didn't say that thoughbeit, it's a slow decay not an instant death

I’m your fadder

Made a cat fortress.

there's no barriers to access on this websit

uhh... I have to wait 15 minutes just to post something. some boards require an email address just to post.

oh yeah well i guess i forgor about that

This new post timer is so bizarre
Like why

Monkey war

Girls with faces like that should NOT act like whores
She should be CUTE not HOT

I've been to well managed ones but that one example was a pretty bad waste of time.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77744199/#77744226

I searched the archive but I guess it doesn't go back to 2009. I went back to r9k in June and made this thread

That nigga blackstar used to post on lolg

Girls with faces like that are the worst girlfriends because they're used to being treated like little flowers and getting everything they want

when a girl has a face like that but she's fat and you have a conniption about how much a cute face increases the weight tolerance. girls with faces like that are trouble

She has onlyfans too

I dated a girl who looked like that and she refused to ever make food
She even pretended like she didn’t know how to use my air fryer

way too japmaxxed for my tastes

elon wants you to sit around and jerk off all day

think I'm gonna retire from gambling desu
it's simply frustrating me now but at least I'm walking away up $2000

my roommate's girlfriend is like that, she gets spoiled so much. there was a short breakup before they got back together and it looks like they're not gonna break up again any time soon, i think she stopped getting spoiled and realized my roommate was a one in a million guy real quick

we're on the same page

coombait for thee 10 baby mamas for me

I love coomers who are dedicated to the cause.

this is going to solve falling birthrates because... it just is, okay?

You're everything I don't want to be when I'm 41

blue checkmarks ruined that website so badly and every "competitor" is filled with retarded wokescolds

every "competitor"

you mean literally one other website

for me, it's pawgs, big fat delicious pawgs

Imagine paying a thousand buxxx for some lackluster clothed pictures

imagine paying around $1000 dollars and all you get is underwear shots. half of these are just the same picture with the smallest of changes. PATHETIC

Jesus how sad. A fucking stack for nothing

He's the kind of guy to get spotted at a porn convention

for me it's brazilians gunning each other down in the street like dogs

tf

tp

checks out

threads, mastodon, bluesky they've all tried and they will all fail because the good posters won't actually leave twitter just the hugboxing pussies and I'm not even right wing or whatever

found the homosexual buttboys

two tiddlywinks of cum

Lol

CA flag goes hard on clothing

go join your people, mutt

Need a woman who will just do everything I say in exchange for me paying all her bills

grim

she wants a guy who will do all of this but she doesn't listen to you at all

look at OF users dropping money and they are all boomers and rich thirdies. Zoomers and millennials aren't rich or retarded enough to think this is the actual e-whore flirting & asking them for money instead of a chatter

we call those ukrainian refugees

I've only read Laughter in the Dark from Vladimir Nabokov but like in lolita, the novel tells a story about an underage girl margot (17) that seduces an older man
but before the girl, margot, became a full blown man eater, the book tells how her virginity was taken by two very pervert japanese guys

What's the etymology of the word hornswoggled

monkeys and snowroaches infesting /cum/

fuck off and die please

Need a woman who loves me for who i am and encourages me to be productive and happy
With big boobers

go moderate reddit buttboy

So Nabokov was just a pedo who masked it with a veneer of sophistication

Hwhat on earth made u so angry

once you learn to be productive and happy on your own, then you'll find it easy to get women
with big honkers

you especially kill yourself
you're the only poster in this thread nearing ratpedo's level of obnoxiousness

slightly concerned my anxiety is flaring up

Need me a classicallyabby gf to fix my antisemitism

Unknown, 1829 US

If I am remembering correctly there was a trend in the US before the civil war where people would make up funny sounding words, phrases, and abbreviations. Ok is also one of those.

helped 4 people grab things off the top shelf today (big boy award)

Don't worry, I'll have the agents assigned to you keep a closer eye to you

Dude, chill the heck out!!

If I am remembering correctly there was a trend in the US before the civil war where people would make up funny sounding words,

cuh we still do that, naymsayn senpai

Business Idea: Incels are all given prime Jewish pussy to take their virginity in exchange for being less anti-semitic. Israel could facilitate this.

wait until you read the enchanter

Its just one of those days

In all seriousness, interracial breeding is one of the most efficient ways for the the races to assimilate

black people are making slang out of existing words thoughbeit, not the same albeitever

Ok is from Latin. Omnes karitas. "All love" or everything is alright

bruh that guy is hella angry

based

I wouldn't go that far senpai
I just just found the japanese guys funny

I want to kiss this specimen
Can you relate

What do you do when you go "thrifting"? Is it one of those fake activities women do, that's actually just shopping?

youtube.com/watch?v=JnlQ-eh6JOQ

many possible etymologies, of which the most widely accepted is that it is an abbreviation of oll/orl korrect, a comical spelling of all correct

latinbros...

feels like i dont have a personality type compatible with being loved by decent folk

she vaguely looks like the first girl I ever kissed back when I was like 16

so YES

Business ideas: an email generator that I use to make countless YouTube accounts that I use to comment on videos of fags and troons and tell them to an hero.

It's womanly if you just walk out with frivolous shit
It's cool when you find odd or valuable gadgets and do things with them

yeah it's just shopping at this point because all the used clothes stores have huge markup now due to resellers.

I was just kidding, I made that up. And in Latin caritas is spelled with a c

I'm such a a prankster

id guess so
i never seen a woman come back from a thrift store with a lamp shade or a keyboard

Yea i did that once jus gotta get back there haha

I could easily see girloids come back with a lamp, but not a keyboard.

I thought you were doing a riff off the oll korrect bit by spelling it wrong

turns out he's just a really lucky dummy

I think the impulse is the same, but they blahpipos are held back by substandard IQ scores.

women are so boring desu

Spreading misinformation is a crime

The fuck up bitch
You don't even speak latin

They entertain by being cute
That's literally it

This one goes out to all my haterz

LOL

Crime

Urkel ain't gonna like this

misinformation

disinformation

so true

didn't urkel-chan finally get himself a gf or something

I assume people would go nuts if they opened a Walmart with glass floors that allow you to see a native american burial. But this is europe so no one has problems with this one.
Does that even compare? Are these two scenarios really different?

Post the oldest picture you have on your device

I downloaded this from Anon Babble in 2013

Aight /cum/ sit down and listen up. I'mma put you on game.

for me, it's the 1660-1780's when womens wore those tight dresses that showed a ton of cleavage

oh yah baby

Basatt

me? i hate women. shrimple as that

i love women but 90% of them are retarded, that 10% can have me so infatuated though

Your female counterpart, the overweight purple hair Tumblr woman, hates you too.
You are one and the same.

seeeeeex

Looking back now, the WunTang Clan was such a strange phenomenon. A bunch of NY black Sinoboo gangsters made a rap group incorporating elements of old chip socky flicks

The most dangerous thing in the world is a smart woman. The combination of high IQ, and being adept in social situations (high IQ men struggle here) is very potent.
Playing dumb is the #1 female defense mechanism, and when weaponized, can ruin many men's lives.

all the incel knowledge i've gained over the years have given me insight towards women behavior in real life and changed the way i look at them, things that would have gone over my head before

LOL roasted his ass!

why does there need to be a good endless, pointless doomscrolling social media site?

are there any real black fans of wu tang clan? feel like it's all redditors and suburban black guys

the average behavior of someone in their 20s is downright disappointing. just feels pretty bad that you have to try so hard and have everything in order in terms of appearance, job, life, just to match with girls who are fat, jobless, and live with their parents. no wonder men are chudding out

Should I get a red ale to enjoy on this lovely chilly autumn evening?

All your life, Alexander, beware of women. They are FAR more dangerous than men

it ruins that website as much as pass clover has ruined Anon Babble, it just flags you as a retard

Yeah but they're all in their 40s and 50s now

if you've had a drink in the past week, no.
otherwise, sure. treat yourself.

I'm a Messiah
I set the microphone on fire
Rap styles vary,
And Carey like Mariah

It wasn't that stranger, there were theaters in New York that were show those moves at the time when they were growing up
Quentin Tarantino saw it too

I feel personally attacked by this post.

Si, ma looking at it without context it just seems so random

i've yet to find any incel knowledge that would make me happier at the end of the day. lots of complaining, lots of cope, occasionally some practical knowledge on how to be a shittier person, but nothing where i'd be better at the end of the day.

looking at it without context it just seems so random

no shit fucking moron

maybe you think it's better to hide your head in the sand but i'm a truth seeker

True the little niglets think anything older than a year isn't cool any more

Talked to her (in my head) and it msde me feel good but I'll choke when the inevitable confrontation happens lol

im dissapointed in my ancestors for not owning slaves

YOU CANT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. I HAVE $117 MILLION DOLLARS IN GTA ONLINE

Your bronze age ancestors probably owned slaves

rap is still like that. Rap puts on cultural costumes more than any other genre of music: Italian fashion brands, cowboy hats and dude ranch aesthetic, anime, Korean women, European cars, weird black names like D'Quavis or LaBron originate from copying French,
it's because white media are still caught up in liberal mind games about how it's somehow bad or offensive to borrow from other cultures.

I was in a relationship with this girl during my gap year between HS and college, and I'd like to think I'm a reasonably intelligent guy, but this girl was something else. Encyclopedic knowledge on almost every topic, knew practical skills like oil changes and putting on a spare, large and incredibly verbose vocabulary. It felt like I was speaking to an alien, genuinely. She tried her best to not talk down to me, and respect my intelligence, but when you are so far beyond it's almost inevitable there's going to be some degree of that. She ended up leaving the state, and ending our relationship, to attend an ivy league school to study astronomy.

how has incel knowledge actually improved your life?

shame she wasted her modest intelligence on astronomy

did you meet them?

the end goal of knowledge is not improving your life, it's awareness

Lebron

Black name

Fool
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebron_Shields
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebrón

There's a common misconception that any jack off from the street owned slaves. Slaves were expensive and buying one was like buying a car, and only the rich pezzonovante could own multiple slaves.
Those huge plantations with like a hundred slaves were owned by Bill Gates types in terms of money

to study astronomy

watered-down subfield of physics where everything has already been discovered so there's nothing left to do but data "analysis"

KWAB

attend an ivy league school to study astronomy.

not quite smart enough

where everything has already been discovered

this is literally the opposite of true, and it won't change.

Encyclopedic knowledge on almost every topic, knew practical skills like oil changes and putting on a spare, large and incredibly verbose vocabulary.

i dont get it. most men fit that criteria anyways. how is she different?

Its been over 4 momths and i still dont k ow how to genuinely get OVER someone lol
Theres a reason people figure out relationships in their teens not their 20s
I was doing well with out of sight out of mind just legit not thinking of her but i dont have that choice anymore
I think in theory i need the closure of talking to her and not just figuring out how i feel in my head, and finding someone new even if its not permanent
I gotts figure out how to meet women tho because this one basically fell into my lap and i refuse to do hookup apps

are you literally black or retarded or something, your own article says that the "LeBron" version of the name derives from French.

and I'm 100% correct that the reason black Americans use French articles in their names is because of French larp/ Haitian larp.

iktf it's hard not to feel like an incel interacting with other women once you run into someone like this

I was curious so I looked it up, apparently astronomy majors have one of the highest average IQ's of any field of study.

whatever "discoveries" they're still making are wrapped up in incomprehensible gobbledygook. I know, I have to go to a weekly seminar where it's sometimes about astronomy, and everyone knows that when it's an astronomer's turn it's gonna be a massive data dump, as opposed to a condensed matter physicist or laser physicist who might actual give some new ideas.

"awareness" is just doublespeak for saying that you understand the world better than you did before. so, if you understand the world better than you did before, how is that knowledge valuable? you say that it's given you insight towards how women behave, so why aren't your leveraging that for your benefit?

you can teach math to a woman, you can't teach her how to not be a woman

i love lyrics posters

your einstein oneitis went into a midwit field where there's nothing left to do but soak up grant money

because of French larp

What? Those ridiculous black names like DeShaniqua and Tremainvarius and all that come from slavery in Louisiana and the French territories. The French named their slaves French names and the custom stuck, then eventually when Louisiana was Anglicized, the French language faded but the uneducated slaves kept the sounds alive. To them, these stupid names sound classy and exotic. But it's just ignorant anglophones upholding a French linguistic tradition as best as their dumb minds can

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

Are non whites really golems of Zion?

white people shill the hardest for zion

I think we agree, I don't understand how your post disagrees with mine.

Blacks will name their kids LaChantellius even if they're from Pittsburgh

Although now that I think about it, you don't see those kinds of names any more

Pregnant women are fags

what

this made me laugh

The fuck you dont

tacaris boozeman

Magnus is such a a badass name

cum

Nobody care nigga

I invoke Article 6 of the Anon Babble charter.

He thought he was getting away with micro dosing booze but everyone knew

holy hell. im fucked cause i have insane separation anxiety. cant imagine ever being in a relationship

this nigga a fuckin FREAK damn

Is this real chat?

humiliation ritual o algo

yeah all of his discord chats were leaked

niggas be like my cat making biscuits isn't he cute, like no bitch

counterpoint: a cat making biscuits would be cute

hmmm

uhh hasn't he suffered enough humiliations? easy to see why his "wife" left him though

imagine eating a baked potato

can you imagine how bland and flavorless food was before the widespread adoption of salt, aint no wonder no one was fat, you'd be hard pressed to get fat eating flavorless slop you only eat so you don't die

I once paid $13 for one to go with my steak

shoulda got the garlic mashed potaters

the sexual tension between me and the girls at work who don't talk to me or look at me or have any awareness of my existence

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

I fucking hate accounting.

I worked at walmart for a while in college and the only good part of working there was the sexual tension with all the women

poor. dead

there are not enough girls to go around so we got to share them, you can be the emotional bf while i'll be the sexual bf

There's a female manager at work who caught me looking at her breasts, now I'm super shy around her and won't make eye contact and I think she likes it

awfully bold claim for the virgin incel, don't you think?

Same. That's why I shifted my career after university.

(She does like it, especially if she's older than you)

i go home and furiously beat off to shit like that

t. female manager

She is older than me. She seems to enjoy seeing me squirm

lmao

im out here filling out spreadsheets and this guy is working at milf costco the fuck

Done 'im.

if you didn't like accounting maybe you shouldn't have gotten into it

I reply to emails and phone calls all day I'm do fucking BORED

there are no women here

honestly yeah she probably really enjoys it too. one of the assistant managers in my warehouse would always have the keys and everytime I had to go get the keys from her she'd have them in her back pocket and just say "oh hehe my hands are full just grab them they're in my pocket"

wild times

NEW

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