What do they think of eachother

Pieces of shit

you are parents of belgium so no swearing please

Lazy meds. But fun place to go in the summer

the loire valley is my dream destination to visit

friendly fuckers but a bit annoying

See, you keep invading us and wear socks with sandals

my feet swell af in the summer so i wear sandals

Have you ever seen a Frenchwoman and a Dutchman?
Or a Frenchman with a Dutchwoman?

Neither have I.

i have seen dutch men on the tv i think they look really good. my cousin is married to a frenchman and lives in france

French

meds

I mean, southern France is a thing but it's not the entire country

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Why are they so different and similar at same time?

Ik ook

Stereotypical lazy south europeans who love laying around and doing nothing and putting the EU in danger with their fiscal policy

toothpaste brothers

Those pesky thieves stole our flag and turned it by 90 degrees!

Some of them are nice, others aren’t.

That works both ways

French

Not Meds

I mean, northern France is a thing but it's not the entire country

When I worked on the beach on the Mediterranean coast renting water bikes to tourists (pic rel), the only people who ever tried to haggle our prices were the gypsies and the Dutch

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Sneaky rare

Dutch people are universal assholes. Then they have the gall to complain when tourists fuck up Amsterdam. They fully deserve it for polluting southern France and being generally bad and noisy.

that famous dutch chudette used to fuck one of our far right grifters

also the entire afrikaaner people is basically the result of interbreeding between dutch and french

I used to have a Dutch colleague at work, other than that I only see them as tourists but they're literally everywhere during summer. They flock the country with their caravans.
They're a bit like the Germans for the autistic/prick behavior, but unlike them they have humour. They can be very friendly but also very uptight sometimes, it's quite mysterious. They're also even cheaper than Germans, even though they mostly have the rich kid look.

They hate them even though half of the dutch vocabulary consists of french words

the only people who ever tried to haggle our prices were the gypsies and the Dutch

They both live in caravan/campers, so that makes sense

OOOOOH YES NGMUBU PLEASE COME HERE AND RAPE MY CHILDREN YAAAAASSSSS SO WHOLESOME AND BROWN!!!!!

i-is that a wh*te person? with a CAMPER? ALLAH SAVE ME THE ONE AND ONLY GOD

I don't think anyone gives a fuck about holland one way or another, maybe at best we see them as some sort of turbo belgians or something

It is my right to be against Ngumbu roaming the streets AND Andreas clogging my daily commute with his oversized campingcar
I know the Netherlands are flat as fuck but the roads in southern France are actually hilly and narrow and Andreas just never pulls to the side to let traffic pass

bro we've seen videos of your shitholes we know you're invaded by nafris and these weird ngubus from your small colony near brapzil too

love the Alps. Not speeding up for Pierre to ruin my scenic route

This context is kinda ok because you just know the tourist will pull up any time to take pictures + you are usually here as a tourist as well, most people don't go up Alpine passes on their way to work

only our big cities. in france they're fucking everywhere. even in small towns

They're scammers and a tax haven, I very much care about them. They're sucking us dry.

We don't think about them. Only times they're mentionned is when talking about drugs. Here are the countries the average frenchoid cares about and talks about (for various reasons) :

-Switzerland
-Germany
-UK
-Canada (they live in the past and don't know about jeet invasion)
-Italy
-USA (money and healthcare)
-Spain (the southroons only, the north couldn't care less)
-Japan (a lot less than before though)
-South Korea (only a certain demographic but still)

nafri shitholes

you forgot australia, normalfags considered it a dream destination for the longest time

this

Oh yes you're right, Australia

dude you need to go there you can make blablalbla a month there it's insane i have a cousin he's an engineer that works in the mining industry he makes blablabla a month and this and that

Kek it's funny how recently they've started to realize it was all yet another pipedream.

No one talks about Switzerland outside of bordering areas desu
Also Canada and Korea???

Younger demographics talk about the last 2 all the time. Everybody talks about Switzerland stop coping. Maybe you're a narbonoid or something. I'm sure there they talk a lot more about Morocco or Senegal.

Nigga I've literally lived in Switzerland and I can tell you, no one talks about it once you get more than 100 km away.

Why are the french seething itt?