space dust editie
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Losing it slowly
I'm losing it rapidly
I'm so stressed that I can physically feel it in my body
Me too sometimes
Sorry man
where do gfs come from?
*french accent*
zere iz a gaynezz deep inzide of me, tearing at my zoul
did you just post
some boards will unironically accept you saying nigger a thousand times before they allow even the slightest banter of troons
Stressed that I'm going to miss out on pre-ordering something someone hold me
mostly Asia in my experience
Make a list, tranny.
My life will end at my own hands if I can't improve mentally
No.
I'm not going to make it.
This person is not going to make it they're going to fail as they have failed a million times before
word of advice. quit this cursed website. quit most pointless browsing and doomscrolling.
but do what you want man
Their mommies.
hate troons
"you must be a troon"
Schizojeet, that you?
I want to ask out every girl in the world and then see which ones say yes, that's what I want
Picking one and bothering her until she gives in
what is it ?
doomscrolling
Yeah, substitute it for hopescrolling.
I was starting the list with Anon Babble being a place you can say it, nigger.
Me trying to step over the puddles
this website definitely doesnt help. only thing this website has helped me with is pattern recognition and (no defunct/seized) good torrent sites
now defunct*
Is /cum/:
bluepilled
redpilled
whitepilled
blackpilled
purplepilled
or some other one?
we're cumpilled
purplepilled
Which is that?
We're pretty blackpilled though, with some redpilled people that get called incels.
Blackpill is a death cult there I said it
Joy and wonderpilled
is that your favorite game
that would be a whitepill assuming you are healthy
it's like someone who is redpilled but still has some bluepill in them, they aren't ready to accept all of the redpill's unpleasantness yet
Yeah I've been a fan since 2014
I can hear the cartoon sfx
Fartpilled
LOL
If you could be any animal what would you be?
Me personally I would be a cumbeast
idk what i am at this point. i just want to live stress free man.
fuck the rat race. fuck greed. fuck having to have expensive trinkets. fuck giving my youth and my health to billionaire pedophiles
My feet feel cold...
another vote for whitepilled
first vote for the brownpill
Grizzly bear
idk it's nice to have a place to chat even if it's meaningless anonymous chatter I think
Would you be a nice one?
Am i being reincarnated or just transformed as is
put on some socks
farts are green
ya blew it, leaf
NOW SCRAM!
nah i'm just messing with ya
seems blackpilled more than redpilled
bigot antisemite. why do you hate jews.
Transformed
I have socks.
I have socks.
NOW SCRAM!
s-sorry I jus-
nah i'm just messing with ya
o-oh h-haha
Probably like a gator or something that has no capability of emotions so i do not suffer depression
Late night cum is best cum
true dat
I prever evening /cum/
Just stop being sad nigga it's that easy
It's not
you could do the same in any slighltly active discord or subreddit or facebook group or multiplayer game without the schizophrenic hateful shit that overflows this site every day
cumbeast mentioned
doesn't like schizophrenic hateful shit
comes to Anon Babble
never understood this type of anon
me
try thicker ones. your feet shouldn't feel cold
crow/raven
no bills no work just CAAAW CAAAAW
I have heated seats anon you can warm your feet up in my car
dunno what kind of bird that is but it's certainly not a crow or a raven
Look at the Asian squatter. How are my feet going to get warm on your heated seat, nigger?
my bad
Sorry.....i was just trying to help....
Just played RimWorld for 4 hours
My colony barely looks any different
This nerd be fishing.
did you know some people stole our cumbeast and tried to monetize it? we should sue or something
redbubble.com
Lmao you type like a bitch
Are you cute? How tall are you, hoe
It was very kind of you.
/cum/ meetup when?
duality of the cumbum
We'll have a meetup on the WW3 battlefield.
le fishe
FK seems to be genuinely interested. Would you want to meet a 41 year old german foot fetishist?
I should have finished my marine biology degree... it's hard to live life without a porpoise.
Aquatic ape theory bros we are swimming
Gums hurt like hell from repeatedly eating popcorn and then flossing afterward over and over all weekend
it hurts because it's true
The majority of your credits shouldn't have expired. There's still time to finish, anon. I was a dropout too, and I finished.
I went to take a hot bath so warmed up a bit my feet I don't have thick socks though. Not in my room.
I fear no one but everyone is faced with the end
will I be fighting with you or against you?
I'd give you a pair of mine if I could, leaf
We had a cum meet up in Chicago last year
I feel you, anon. I cope with weed nowadays, but I wish I knew what caused it. I've experienced it for years. I wondered if it's because my only friend logs off around now for bed, but I'm pretty sure I experienced before I met them, too. And so I open cum.
Holy fuck
FOR KING, COUNTRY AND /CUM/
will I be fighting with you or against you?
I don't know how we'd end up on the opposite sides of a war. America and Canada have the best country to country relationship that Earth has ever known.
I feel like we could do a west coast meetup
at in n out, of course
west coast meetup
More like at the Narcan distributor.
you've got a silver tongue
1812 NEVER FORGET
I keep jokingly mentioning a gulf coast meetup but we could do it in bama or something
aint traveling more than 2 states for no meetup
Canadians:
Have you ever been Grabbed by the Ghoulies?
i wanna meet in bellingham, WA just to prevent the other 49 states from bothering
The meet up should be in the geological center of North America
I didn't forget. Americans have always stated that it wasn't against Canada, but the British. Anytime that Canadians ever say that we pushed you back, the response is always about how we weren't Canada, so we can't take credit.
The Bongs and the Injuns get the credit.
it's why the White House is white
My favourite fact that I never checked if it was true though.
stand down, canuck, stand down
the fuck are we gonna do in kansas, stupidass
goodnight
We were British back then THOUGH
A Texas woman has been accused of the attempted drowning of a 3-year-old Palestinian-American Muslim girl, and police on Monday said the incident was motivated by bias and the suspect made racially motivated statements.
gn
I was just checking ;)
I'm aware of our history, but the Americans want to *technically correct* us on it.
Though, to be fair, we're still technically a British commonwealth country, and the King of England is still the person in charge of our country.
gn
im off the toil
Winnipeg?
The center is in Rugby North Dakota doe
even worse
See
i live there
/cum/ meetup should be in Roleau, Saskatchewan
The King of Canada and King of Britain are legally separate roles. We could probably go back to being a Dominion by repealing a few laws haha
Me too.
are you a woman wanna fuck
The geological center of North America is located near **Bowman, North Dakota**, in the United States. More specifically, the exact point is situated about 20 miles west of the town of Bowman, where a marker at a site known as the **Geodetic Center of North America (GCNA)** commemorates this spot. This center is determined based on the intersection of geographic lines, taking into account the Earth's shape and the distribution of landmasses.
This point was calculated by the U.S. National Geodetic Survey in 1998, and it marks a reference point for geodetic measurements across the continent. It is not to be confused with the center of the landmass of North America, which is slightly different.
I don't see any reason why the US shouldn't annex Canada
Regina, Canada
No
Rather we go back to Britain tbqh
haha it's like bergina
Didn't read
The King of Canada and King of Britain are legally separate roles
It's not The King of Canada, just like it's not the King of Wales or the King of Scotland or King of Australia or the King of New Zealand(or any of the other countries that I don't care about). It's just the King of England.
Technically, we're not even a real country anyways. Quebec is still fucking us over, by not joining confederation. I don't remember what the term we're supposed to go by, but we can't do some stuff internationally, like at the UN.
more like bagina :DDD
It's 20 miles north of Bowman, ND. So if we're going to have a meetup, it should be there.
i am the king of canada
been edging for two days and my sack feels like a water balloon about to pop, i think maybe i should see a doctor
It's just the King of England.
There has been no King of England since the merger with Scotland. Legally, all the commonwealth realms have separate monarchies.
I don't remember what the term we're supposed to go by
We don't call ourselves kingdom because back then that sounded too sovereign for the UK and the Americans wouldn't like. We never got around to adopting a formal name besides "Canada:
how come?
just nut fucking retard
na ur good.
Ima buss
sounded too sovereign for the UK and the Americans wouldn't like.
Since when does Canada ever care about what the US thinks?
keep edging
There has been no King of England
Sorry, King of the United Kingdom.
Legally, all the commonwealth realms have separate monarchies.
No, the governor general is the stand-in, for the UK monarch. The monarch has just agreed to allow the countries to do their own thing, and they'll just go with it.
We don't call ourselves kingdom
No, I mean that our government has tried to do stuff at the UN, and they refused. Because we're not a country, because Quebec isn't actually part of Canada from an international perspective. We're in an odd limbo.
We're Canada. But we're not a proper country, because Quebec has never joined us officially.
Im boutta blow
People who can edge for days are the worlds strongest warriors
We call them the Blue Ballerz.
Captain, he's about to bust!
So?
He's been edging... for two days.
Eoh my God...
Less chaotic and we still have old folks who remember the Empire. The biggest change for us would probably just be going back to using the pound.
You guys were a lot more hostile to us back then. And London probably didn't wanna risk stuff like that.
the governor general is the stand-in, for the UK monarch
For the Canadian monarch you mean.
Quebec isn't actually part of Canada from an international perspective
They are. Defacto.
let him cook
I scream like a maniac when I cum
You guys were a lot more hostile to us back then.
We need to get back to that
i moan like a whore
do you yell im cumming
For the Canadian monarch you mean.
No, the GG is the person that is doing the legal role for the monarch, while the monarch is away.
They are. Defacto.
They technically aren't. They just go along with us in this odd limbo.
No
Yes. The GG represents the King of Canada.
They technically aren't
They go along with it so it's defacto.
Spam is a quality meat product
No that would be ridiculous
don't blow. live to edge another day
please sir, give us time to evacuate before you bust
Kotor 2 is awesome but unfortunately it doesn't get fun until after telos, and both peragus and telos take fucking forever
We'll round the boys for Empire 2.0 thoughbeit
the other countries in the "british commonwealth" just see canadians as snow yanks lol
Yes. The GG represents the King of Canada.
gg.ca
"The governor general exercises the powers and responsibilities of the Head of State, His Majesty The King"
learn.parl.ca
"The Prime Minister is the Head of Government, and the Monarch – currently His Majesty King Charles III – is the Head of State."
"The Governor General is the Monarch’s representative in Canada. They are appointed by the Monarch on the advice of the Prime Minister."
Please shut the fuck up about something you clearly have no idea about.
de facto
"being such in effect though not formally recognized"
Exactly. We're not a country, which is why we can't do certain things internationally.
It's not called British Commonwealth anymore. There are also two tiers
You just confirmed what I said earlier. Charles iii has the title King of Canada.
I'm more of a dark forces 2 enjoyer myself
We'll round the boys for Empire 2.0 thoughbeit
and who would that be?
You just confirmed what I said earlier. Charles iii has the title King of Canada.
You're so fucking dumb that it hurts. Stop being such an autist. The world hates you.
Probably just canzuk + commonwealth realms.
Retard. Look up Royal Style and Titles Act, 2023. They updated them.
commonwealth realms
Oh, you mean like India?
It'd be futile. We have military installations all across the globe. Canada would bend to the US before such war broke out anyway
Do NOT visit outer Anon Babble right now.
No. Commonwealth realms and Commonwealth are different. Commonwealth realms all have the person as our King.
Why are they always packin?
Oh, so you mean like... Jamaica and Papua New Guinea?
Among others but yes
what's the most illustrious commonwealth realm outside of canzuk
I wish my life could be as interesting as it is in my dreams
You named them kek
dees ganja is jamaican me crazy, mon
I sometimes light my leg hair on fire when I'm bored
more like canSUK
lmao GOTTEM
read a book this week about a girl who tries to hibernate for a year, i relate
it's not too bad, I only saw one femboy benis
4th goon of the day by my count
Do you guys know any fun facts
I know plenty of them
no do you?
some crackhead outside has been listening to a podcast/radio host talk about flying saucers for the last 20 minutes
Share please
I know a very nerdy one
listen and learn
youtube.com
I love this series
A group of tortoises is called a creep
my hotsauce has a ring of dried black around the cap
is it over for me
Share please
why should I?
Because what do you have to lose?
No one knows how long are constitution is
he loses the fun fact and you gain it
*our
There is no guarantee that I will enjoy that fun fact, however.
i'm more concerned with what I have to gain
Believe in yourself
youtube.com
TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
TAKE A LOAD FOR FREEEE
TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
AAAAAAAAAAAND
AAAAAAAAAND
YOU PUT THE LOAD RIGHT ON ME
Anyone else's family kind of fall apart after covid?
Feels like my family has never been the same since
i'm not black, there's no way i'm paying any attention to that
my family was never cohesive to begin with ive probably had less than 10 conversations with my oldest brother my entire life
filtered by soul music
embarassing
filtered
more like not paying any attention to it. it's completely foreign to me
well listen to some
Otis redding
arethra
motown
Pls gib me some music recommendations
I like this album youtube.com
told my family i wanted a big bucket of slop for dinner and they found it quite amusing
I like atmospheric electronic, instrumental, and funky music
youtu.be
youtu.be
i keep thinking about how i want a human version of catfood for someone to just pour on a plate for me to lick clean and then i remembered thats basically cranberry sauce
Shikanoko nokonoko
reddit the anime
well did you buy cranberry sauce and lick it off the plate like a cat?
no i dont even like cranberry sauce but i love the way it looks coming out of the can like that
This guy is way too cool
more holidays spent working and alone
/cum/ niggas cant handle they dressings
I don't like cranberry sauce much either. For me, it's turkey, mashed taters and stuffing just LOADED with gravy and salt and pepper. Some of the other stuff is good too but those are the best
The sopranos is my favourite anime
hi fortune
we need to have a talk
i can't get over the fact that polish people keep a fish in their bathtub for christmas i've been thinking about that today
go on i'm all ears
ummm...uhhh...we cats need more borgers ok
not in the budget
you will get cardboard instead
ummm this cardboard is not very good...
keep it to discord
Purupuru pururin
stealing this picture
yes you are free to go to discord where you belong
Whoever recommended rose red should have warned me that I would be ear raped by god awful british accents
STOP
THEIF
Why does autocorrect capitalize god and muslim and christian and jewish as if they're special words or something
NO I DID NOT MEAN TO CAPITALIZE THAT WORD YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
calm down athiesmo
Stfu christkike
post a cringe video
ayo dis fedora tipper mad as hell
youtube.com
cringe but it's good we love shatner in this household
impossible to make new friends as a 29 year old autist.
I honestly haven't had many particularly bad experiences with black men, but holy shit black women are absolutely intolerable to work with. Holy fucking shit I hate my job more than ever
i've made one friend this year as a 27 year old autist but it's unique in the fact that he is the one that reaches out constantly and i have no idea why, i should tell him how much i appreciate him but i'm autistic
I'm rooting for the evil entity to kill all these people so I don't have to hear their horrible accents anymore
youtu.be
Wholesome fren discussion is occuring on /cum/
At the wage cage. Wish me luck frens
Wait I think I'm watching the wrong movie, it says it takes place in Seattle yet all these people are british
o7 another day another dollar or something
Day 4ish of being sober and I feel like death
thinking about that one anon that came to the realization that he can listen to all his favorite songs, just at different speeds
he said that he gets to listen to essentially what amounts to a new song every time
he has a very special brain but i'm very happy for him
4th day is the hardest
stay strong anon
Pretty much yeah
This is rapidly losing its wholesomeness....
good night
*drops a pin*
Whoops, sorry!
Does anyone know of a good free movie streaming site, lekuluent sucks and doesn't even have the right movie half the time
Night night
Good edition
Gn
gn
good night i'm also going to bed good night /cum/
Spinster looks like that and does that
I believe luck is a very real thing and I've been having really bad luck recently. How can I counteract this? Lucky charms?
I just got trips 3 times in a row so maybe my luck isn't that bad after all
Maybe your fascination with scary is inviting evil influence
These ads on mobile are going to get me fired or worse one of these days
woke up at 3:40am and couldn't fall back asleep
That's ruff
Who
I'm bored you guys need to entertain me (and the world) with new culture war thing like rittenhouse or george floyd or CHAZ
What's the point of community notes exactly if people can just have them removed? Completely pointless if mob rule determines whether they stay up or not
Gaining it quickly