/brit/

Sneezing

lovely

garn woolies youse want anythink?

i ddint imply anything, if she's a lesbian she didnt like watching a penis go inside a minge lad.

its very simple.
you're the one who added this random bullshit about suddenly turning gay because you viewed porn.

last rizzmas I gave you my gyatt

sometimes wonder what it would be like to some cock up my arse but assume it would most likely just be sore

what are these two nonces even arguing about

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

you are retarded and i win the argument

remember dadberg asking me what I thought about the whole JK Rowling vs trans thing a while ago
said I didnt have much of an opinion and he said she was just standing up for womens rights
proceeded to ignore him after that

a girl who listens to rap music and has lots of tattoos and a body count over 8? wow what a catch

Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account.

I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely.

Have you heard of Pegasus? This is a spyware programme that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, macOS and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I’m getting at.

right wing

odd interpretation of a comment about the loveliness of mediaeval vernacular architecture
even odder to think buildings can't have plumbing added LOL

morning all new day new week fresh start

there was no argument, you're just too mentally inefficient to understand anything lmao

LANA IS COIMNG TO THE UK NEXT JUNE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Fresh start tomorrow

a man who hates black people and tries to guess the body count of made up women in his head? wow what a catch

850,000 Britons live in the EU

2.5m live in Australia, the US and Canada

rare ANGLO win

t. has shitty tattoos

left can't meme proven time and time again

There are unironically people with high-paying jobs, a loving partner, multiple close friends and a bunch of interesting hobbies posting on Anon Babble right now. Can you believe this?

Would you let your gf make an anonymous OnlyFans account to make some money?

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it's not hatred, it's disdain THOUGH

uve been done

fleeing a sinking ship

deeegz can u get the britboys tickets?

i wouldnt even let a woman have a tattoo

its 2024 not 1824 mate you cant make a women do or not do something she isnt your property you incel

Yes, but I am not one of them.

lmao

certain sign you've lost the argument

bums against the wall lads the gayboy patrol's here

I have a decent paying job, a wife and no friends which is close enough

mask

is she dogpilled

Don't tell me Bradley Poster is a tranner

yes you can

could land a plane on that philtrum

norwich has the most attractive women in britain

that appears to be a man, albeit with impeccable hair

What does that mean?
Only if she just provides the content I'm filming and directing and I do literally everything else.

There are unironically people with no jobs, resentful parents, no friends and a their only hobbies are gooning and video games posting on Anon Babble right now. Can you believe this?

its spainlard with a new gimmick (spamming something a tranny has said)

lost 10lbs so far this month

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when bro offers you 2 panadol but lowkey youre chill with just 1

It's not. I've seen her vagina.

Got the chud anthems on

catberg fast asleep exercising his rightful claim to my lap

making pilaf but cooking the rice separate because i always make it too soggy

Business idea: Sneed

laura linney's strawberry blonde muff

kat dennings is so fit, lovely khazar milkers on her, bet her vagina smells like gefilte fish

a feed and seed perhaps?

mad how much richer english history and culture is than scotland's or wales'
no wonder the c*Ltoids seethe incessantly

thinking about this time a girl in our friend group went out in a short dress without wearing underwear and accidently flashed us

i go mental when i see aussie flags because it reminds me of angela white

*whacks you on the back of the head with a frying pan* get back to work

all well and good but your skin is today's wordle

Used to have a decent paying IT job but when a long term relationship ended I had a melty and quit to become a lorry driver. Thats was 3 years ago and also never had sex since

literally me

If you’re not going to start a family there is basically no advantage to working over neeting

sure you get a couple hundred pounds more to spend every month, but since you will also spend 8-10 hours a day with work and or work adjacent things, that money will quickly get spent on commuting, lunch, supplies, proper attire, etc so the net benefit to working is losing some 8 hours of time every day with no real upside

why should you work if you don’t have a family to support then? feels like £1200 or whatever you can max out on as a neet is more than enough as a single man

looks like my mum

She peaked in the video she did in the uni library. Everything else has been so massively egregiously downhill.

fair enough if you have friends, for me work is the only human contact I get and it keeps me somewhat sane

calm down lads my cock can only get so erect,

kind of looks like a shark with huge tits

Hate to think how totally fucked people will be in a few generations. Going downhill so fast.

forgiveness is to man the plainest of duties; to God it is the profoundest of problems

shut your boomer ass up lmfao

people have been saying this shit since the dawn of humanity she'll be right lad

Shes on the hunt for BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)

We'll bounce back, changed of course, but life will continue, just after mass viking invasion and migration.

mad how every girl on tinder is an 8/10 min

right thats enough out of you

Was seriously considering buying a fitness tracker/watch until I realised they pull the same scam they do with smart phones and force you to buy a new one ever 2 years when the battery inevitably dies and you can't replace it yourself

I bet the real name of the place is Powhattan or something like that.

When they do the unnatural bouncy stance or walk to make their tits jiggle

I hate whores so fucking much.

ass

FOY

guys enough of the Angela. It a no wanking week

would like to be not myself for a week or so haha

no one in australia says arse

they got dropped off by trappers and goons

Done them mate. Absolutely done them.

Look how they recoil

business idea: batteries that never run out

Stuck on what to do today, lads.

The flags are too much, time to goon to some Miss White methinks.

just basically smoked weed for entire day and did nothing else

not even noon and i feel like i’ve done too much myself

work? spend time with the gf?

they might not spell it as 'arse' but they do very much pronounce it that way, very cheeky of you to suggest otherwise

when you go out with your mate's cringelord mate

(8) i'm allergic to the bad vibes (8)

not that cold today.

Are you the anon with the 2 brothers?

Wake up at 3am and stare at screen until 4pm

way she goes

might have to get comfy

wanking my arse with a pineapple

Good post

I nearly just shit myself standing up, checked the underwear and floor and we should be good. I think it just went right back into my ass. "False alarm," as they say. How's your day going?

what does your relationship ending have to do with a career change

im debating getting a lil bit of christmas ganj in.

Just whipped my cock out and going to load up the BBC gangbang Angela scenes on a Monday morning while everyone else is heading to work.
What am I doing with my life.

no
mental elves

annoys me no end that zoomers do this
it makes it that much harder to work out whether a locanto post is a real brass or a yankified spambot

Raining cats and priests. Can't be arsed to get up and go out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i best get my wank in now or i'll be left with just me brain later
absolute disaster this. tomorrow can't come soon enough

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booked 2 weeks off in January. Gonna be lush x

this
going to 'nam
get some sun escape this place

energy bill is usually £15 a week but was 20 last week cause i put the heater on

BBC gangbang

Actual state of your selection

Windows 10

Time to level up, poorfag.

well we're typing not speaking mate

i've been ignoring the windows 11 upgrade since it came out and will continue to do so thanks

Pick something better lad.

storm bert is flooding brit

radiators are turning off. another day of mumberg's tyrannical heating regime awaits. i'll be getting jumperstein back on before long. pray for me, lads

FOLC

fuck off loser cunt?
leeching cunt?

FONC

literal child

At the beginning there was a word
And that word was Poowoggins

Refrain from posting this rancid trollop henceforth

It's mostly better imho, the only thing I don't like is having to do an extra click to get to the volume slider in the bottom left-hand corner. There's probably a way to fix that but I have yet to look in to that. Anyway, enjoy your wank.

nonce cunt? never fancied a kid in me life lad

oh right yeah

Bitcoin pyramid scheme explained:
Number on screen go up
Don't sell!!!
I'm a billionaire [in theory]

Prefer not to say

how do we put an end to the wiggerization of our youth

lol telling on yourself here mate

FONT (normie twat)

I need to stop driving for the sake of it spent so much money on petrol it’s disgusting

and yet you judge me for enjyoing a pretty white girl take on a huge black cock?
jog on

It's not THAT expensive

utterly bizarre behaviour have never in my life driven for the sake of it even when i was 18 and had my first car

we got to ROCK

Just READING Angela's name gets me rock fucking hard. She's so insanely hot

give it a rest lad

buy the E5 petrol. More expensive at the point of purchase but you get far more mileage than E10

poo poo and pee pee on the weener

only if her insatiable cocklust quells down

just do a wank and stop posting your pornfu

bizarre vibes in here

The tallest mountain outside of Asia is 189th tallest in the world

mental that

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got the quilt out. Comfy mode activated

incel vibes in here, some of you freaks need girlfriends

well put

Beautiful state with beautiful mountains and beaches but filled with subhumans

yh no shit lol

shitting my life down the drain

achieved GF2024 earlier this year actually my nigga

being so mentally unstable you let a bunch of NEETs know you're wanking to your favorite pornstar

lmaoing at your life

get a job

mental how peng Kilimanjaro is

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some of them just need friends to begin with

me = arse
life = knob
current status = viciously shagged

come on then lad turn it around

Need a Hermione Granger gf. Not necessarily an Emma Watson gf mind, but a Hermione Granger gf.

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im at my job right now. WFH innit

question
if chris chan is 5'10, how tall is this adult gf of his?

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Always fantasizing about gfberg getting kidnapped in Dubai and being forced to work as a prostitute in a fancy brothel.

think of halo 3 when i see kilimanjaro
opening mission taking place there and that

*shifts myself into a handstand position perched atop the toilet seat with my still-pooing arse now pointing directly upwards into your face*

this is the only angela i care about

wrenching my bollocks with a wrench

Imagine their child and see this post

*comes back from the bar and sees you shitting on my cardboard cutout*
fine then shan't give you this pint I bought ya

It is when you’re filling up every 3/4
days
Okay I’ll give it a go

Utterly despise how awful most British people are at speaking, the internet really woke me up to this. It's so embarrassing watching a random youtube video and people simply can't pronounce their T's or 'th' and they mumble and they slur their words and they are just so awful. If I was prime minister I would have elocution lessons in all schools.

NC Appalachia

My nature is not your prom dress.

Utterly despise how awful most British people are at speaking, the internet really woke me up to this. It's so embarrassing watching a random youtube video and people simply can't pronounce their T's or 'th' and they mumble and they slur their words and they are just so awful. If I was prime minister I would have elocution lessons in all schools.

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righto rex harrison

Isn’t this the guy who got killed by a punch

rubbing dog shit in my eyes

you lot can be fucking horrible at spelling too
ARE ANGEL and other such lower class gnomespeak

She’s a qos you fucking cuck she panders to beta males

mornin' angle

You'll work for me someday

i just hit my left bollock

To an American ear most British accents sound proper and fancy with effort being put into pronouncing every syllable, whereas American prounciation sounds lazy.

I thought I recognised that whore the cuck kept posting
She's the one who got such a good shag by Manuel Ferrara she started crying

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Aha yeah that’s it

hit my left bollock again

Utterly despise how awful most British people are at speaking, the internet really woke me up to this. It's so embarrassing watching a random youtube video and people simply can't pronounce their T's or 'th' and they mumble and they slur their words and they are just so awful. If I was prime minister I would have elocution lessons in all schools.

No idea what that is because I’m not an incel, care to explain?

job listing berg got delisted de lada
it not right de alda

to be absolutely fair, fellow aussies occasionally do my head in with the way they conflate the spelling of "his" and "he's"
they're NOT EVEN PRONOUNCED THE SAME

wanking into a blokes hairy gaping arsehole

cuck kettle black methinks

howdy 'angle
where did ya hide your wings

Flying around my hometown on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024, it lovely

I'm feeling sick after hitting my testicle

If you ask people to speak properly you are classist or trying to destroy regional identity. Better to have people speak in ugly accents that make them sound stupid which will hinder their opportunities. Even in the youtube/social media world where speaking makes all the difference you can't just tell people to speak in normal middle class accents.

can you really do that
not particularly familiar with the intricacies of flight simulator

I'm 46 today, happy birthday.

bit old for such toilet humour?

The zesty mandem are coming for you rorke

happy birthday

what do you think "toilet humour" means?

lel

throwing up now

Thank you anon!

i've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

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Fuck sake looks like I'll have to do some bloody work this week :/

this WEED fit for the King of Jamaica, and I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT, MAN!

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cant handle these dark nights lads
feel pretty fine during the day

That’s not toilet humour *farts*

Fuck Off Normie/Neurotypical Cunt

is this /brit/ or my fair lady

Not a fan of multi-racial society however the gf is brown. I'm conflicted.

hit my left testes again

oh DO grow up

Managed to hunt down and kill the mosquito who robbed me of a good night's sleep
Killing things feels so good bros

We'll poo another day

it just keeps engorging

Wog-gf-havers as as bad as incels in my book

rorke's attempts to impress the hoes with his crusade against globohomo clownworld goyslop seemingly at an end

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hate mozzies
every time i get buzzed by one I keep hearing it in my brain for hours afterwards even if I know it's dead

I'm not taking the piss about my balls

big batty gyal wine pon mi dicki

phoneposting in the tropics are you?

Mosquitoes in fucking November??
Starmer must step in

got a big brown stain on my middle finger from fags

hit my left bollock again

Got my moleskin bomber jacket on

Did you finger his bumhole?

Errrr, you nonce

bummer jacket more like

I think it must have been the rain plus relatively warm weather (16c)

you ever just shag a girl so good she basically becomes putty in your hands and will do anything you ask her to?
because I haven't and I'm curious if such a thing is possible.

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wrong, FONC

I give off Rockstar Vibes.

not interested in birds
hit my left bollock again

got my cockskin coomer jackit on

porn brained incel

drunk man falling down an up-escalator with his arse out going 'UURGH UURGH UURGH'

BOPs6 it is boys hehe

if a girl turned into putty in my hands I'd probably panic and throw her against a wall

I want her

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yeah I agree
specifcally the ballad of gay tony
lmao

hitting my left bollock

Never had sex so

hit it again

25
wow
i dream of being 25 again
full head of hair
no hernia
no glasses

im crying my gf just left me

laughing like a mong

my left bollock

What does austral mean?

is google broken?

im crying i've never had a gf

North Bussinlina

it's officially over
the gf has blocked me on Strava

never had any of that
my left bollock is swollen

australians in space

Southern innit

nauseous
from hitting my left bollock

really, why lad
hope you're okay

I AM YULAW

someone kiss my left bollock

shambolic toil meeting cant wait till 11

she told me she has to move on from me now that she's settled into uni. it makes no sense i provided her with so much.

g'day laddos

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dont remember asking

me in my new Zara coat

Might sound strange but some men aren't gay enough to dislike tattoos.

uni

sounds like you're quite young lad. Awful stuff but you'll heal from this, give yourself some time to grieve the relationship then onto the next chapter a more worldly soul

I have never had sex nor have I had a girlfriend
I hit my left bollock

get some taste
all the girls of the world at your fingertips due to the internet and you pick 5/10 tattooed freaks like this

get real you're still a fucking child.

where are her breastaculars

You'll find a better girl

Feel a proper nasty shit brewing

I'm 23 and we've been together since we were 13.
I'm literally in tears right now lads I cant hold it back you're the only guys I can tell because I have to remain strong in front of my mates.

in extreme pain

what happened lad

hit my left bollock

yeah in Greggs

10 years, fuck mate that's grim
sounds like this is the kind of thing you couldn't avoid. Been together since you were kids and she probably wants to go her own way.
But like the other lads said you're still young and will bounce back

Just so you know I’m laughing at you

who hit your left bollock?

I did

if shes at uni then she definitely started shagging new blokes immediately after dumping you.

I have to remain strong in front of my mates.

Not really mates then are they

better get going on the right one

she has to move on from me now that she's settled into uni

Black ones too

thought i was on the right one

no, your other right

She’s getting uni BBC now so she’s forgot all about you and your shrimp dick

I know it's hard to take, but her mind has been made up

FINE FORGET I SAID ANYTHING MY FUCKING WORLD IS COMING APART AND YOU CUNTS JUST SPAM BBC MEMES. I AM FUCKING BROKEN

It’s not a meme it’s just the truth if she’s at uni mate

oh, right

oi, I was trying to be supportive
sorry shouldn't have snapped at you given that you're going through it
would buy you a pint were it not for the tyranny of distance

why are you, an apparent 15 year old, going out with a new uni student anyway

tyranny of distance

always chfortle at this

FINE FORGET I SAID ANYTHING MY FUCKING WORLD IS COMING APART AND YOU CUNTS JUST SPAM BBC MEMES. I AM FUCKING BROKEN

Thanks