/cum/ - canada usa mexico

know a guy who faps about 10 times a day every time and he screams the entire time he does it. its really awkward

one of the luxuries afforded by living in a stable prosperous country is to be able to hate it

but you can critique your country without being a retard larping as a thirdie tankie

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

I can barely even fap twice a day

tfw no mina of my own

don't ban me spinster

They're probably 16, they'll grow out of it.

not being critical of the society you live in is indicative of low intelligence
"oh im from shithole XYZ and we didnt care about that shit"

youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

My life is gonna go up up uphill from Here i swear it by chrom
U are all invited to my life until i selectively kick you out for being cringe

ITS NOT UNUUUUSUAL TO BE LOVED, by anone

been watchin too much destiny lately and started getting in debates with my coworkers and upsetting them
won the debates tho

same

been watchin too much destiny lately

why yes, I watch internet celebrities so I can model my entire personality and political view after them

how to make homemade onaholes

his view is just so nuanced and hes really good at debating

2 kitchen sponges in a cup with a kitchen latex glove in the middle

banana trappings in a ziploc bag

simp

destiny has never won a single debate

you can't simp for another man, that's just respect

What's the easiest way to buy something and know that it was made right here in the U-S-of-A? I'm tired of Amazon stores with names made up of random characters like QCHDUS and DKDUGI which are just cheap Chinese dogshit.

just buy local!

There's no guarantee that the local shops are American-made either.

destiny has never lost a debate

i dropped destiny after he got mogged by adam friedland

Munching on pecans.

There's no guarantee that the local shops are American-made either.

do you live in the projects or something? my town has tons of mom and pop shops making their own products.

any home made medieval pleasure device you fashion will lead to more embarrassment in injury or rash than the potential embarrassment of getting caught being delivered a certified onahole package from amazon.

Destiny leaked DMs stating he thought babysitters fucking children was hot

I dropped destiny after pic related.

Do a research before blindly shop something?
... Go outside... read the signs and labels??

momberg will find it though

Why do you faggots care about some retarded e-celeb so much?
Form your own opinions you fucking sheep.

sexo con mejican cummy bummy

yeah, and i bet you'll find her dildo if you search hard enough.
get over it. people pleasure themselves. who cares.

It's probably just goshcel triggering some other anon as dumb as him

because theyre retarded

hes really smart

you could try moving out berg or you could take care of your own room berg

i mean if she's doing your laundry, she knows your masturbation habits

destiny is a public intellectual not an e-celeb lol, he's been on lex fridman and big news shows

i cum in the toilet so theres no evidence

Destiny is literally one of the most retarded people to ever exist
He is the personification of a Redditor
Even Vaush is better

even as a joke this is the gayest shit you could possibly say

ermm no i fashioned myself diy fleshlights many times and it is better than jerking off, very pleasurable just like not really worth the effort at least for me in my situation

you can even ship things in an 'amazon box' these days to completely hide your package so there is no excuse.

destiny would destroy all of you in a debate

and big news shows

big news shows such as Piers Morgan and... Piers Morgan

this canadian has destiny's cock so far up his ass

and i'd win in the knife fight after the debate

but worse than whatever japan's newest auto-jelqer RGB lighting real synthetic anime pussy product with semen drip collection tray is. when it comes to your dick, it's never worth skimping out on the price tag

sleep deprived wank hits different

yea but not worth it for me, there like nowhere i can hide and only very rarely i'm alone to be able to do something like that, it's noisy and it's messy i don't have a private bathroom in my room

so what we think of stalker 2?
can someone buy it to me pls???
thx in advanceee

too laggy

play cyberpunk 2077 instead

posted it again award

I lied
The anxiety is creeping back

idgaf

I'm going to give it a little longer to cook but I'll definitely be buying it. I think people had way too high of expectations

What's this type of drying rack called in English?

female gf

Clothes line

male gf

Maybe there isn't something more specific in that case. Thanks.

i mean its a sequel for a cult classic pc videogame released 15 years later, ofc
theres gonna be high expectations
i just want to have fun, not expecting it to be better than the originals

make your way to your computer and purchase one off the internet using your money you got from your job

That wasn't necessary

i have currently 117 dollars in my bank account

In real dollars or Mexican monopoly money

UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD)
our currency is called peso u dumdum

why are you poor?

because i was born in a third world country, in a working class family, and being a woman means i dont have the same economic opportunities as men

have you tried selling your body for money?

kinda but not really
i dont think i would be a good whore or of model, i dont have the guts that it takes

Ya I knew there would be high expectations, but I'm pretty sure most of the people that are upset about it never played the originals and expected something on par with like, Anomaly or something. I knew it would release as a total mess and take awhile to work right because that's how every release from gsc world has ever been. I'm sure it's still fun, though

youtube.com/watch?v=pX1-wP75BqA

Good thing nowadays this faggot ale only stays for a few minutes then leaves

you'll get used to it.
when was the last time you sent out a job application?

friday i think
yeah
can u imagine if i was here 24/7??
yikes, that would be kinda pathetic t.bh

lmao get his ass

have thursday and friday off of work this week for thanksgiving. i'll show my thanks by not leaving my house all week and not interacting with another human being as much as possible.

i CANNOT believe i was tricked into replying to that faggot retard ale

i want to interact with another human being so bad

im chickenhearted

Perhaps life would be easier if i did not make mistakes
But it would not be life

aww cute :3
come to mexico
ill take u out to see some drag shows and we can smoke weed in the historic center and see the pretty colonial neighbourhoods while high

Its my frickin month

Why the hell would I get banned from all boards for this
wtf is wrong with janny

hi

the trannitors also moderate reddit.
only the most hardline reddittrannies managed to survive the mass die off following the ele******

wow

you made a thread about that? deserved

hey

hello

i have $100 to my name but that sounds nice i'll daydream about it

i actually tried to be a discord tranny but got banned from the first server i joinned for being too edgy
they were p weird tho the thing that got me banned is that i called them agp transbians, never going back to discord t.bh ill stay on insta

youtube.com/watch?v=VHRH-pcFVio
starting to think this hitler character wasnt a good guy

Bonjour

I need j love to drop a fat shit on these niners

so glad mobas went out of style

rude

gaza

thoughts on feet?

dont really like them but i think women submitting themselves to posting feet is really hot

just ate the most bland slice of cheddar cheese in my life

always get aged cheddar, or at least sharp

Robot sex is here right NOW, the only thing you need is to get that dough to afford it

edibles? intaken

i could probably go my whole life without sex i just wish i had someone to hold or hold me

I really wish I had

When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same?

Hi

what are your thoughts on nighthawk custom 1911s?

today's my birthday

happy birthday, Anon

I hate that I suck at studying and nothing is helping me achieve the grades I want.

happy birthday

being a teenager is hard sis

This would be us if we weren’t hard niggas from the hood

hbd!

Happy day, seems like your a Sagittarius

I'm 28.

jason tier image

i lied. it's not my birthday

actually i lied about lying. it is my birthday

where is this pic from?

he may have lied but it is actually my birthday

[autistic beatboxing noises]
uhh
yah
the streets dont faze me, my ops cant fade me
gold chain on neck, stacks on deck
Lambo in the back so I can store my jet

all of a sudden I've been getting zits, wtf is going on?

I wanted to do something today but didn't get to because I should have been there by 9 and I can't sleep like a normal person. I slept from 4 to noon as usual and it was too late. So I wasted a whole day, really.

Yesterday's/cum/ was terrible, hopefully today will be better

i have pleasant memories of yesterdays thread

did you change your diet, or did your mom stop washing your bed sheets?

He doesn't know about second puberty

Happy birthday king.

nothing changed for me except the weather

I like anime but I don't watch it. I only watch clips on Youtube. Committing to watching an episode of anime feels like too much. Is there hope for me

sounds like you have extreme ADHD

i will make sure today's /cum/ is just as bad as yesterday's

I'm going to swear off solid food I'm just gonna eat Huel wish me luck

circumcise your heart

*cuts 70% of the sensitivity out of my hard, letting it harden with scar tissue*

I like every day here at /cum/ because I don't know any of the namefags that people get upset at

are you new?
you're just stupid if you can't recognize certain people after a while

Every time I got a wagie job I would enjoy when I finally got calloused, hard feet, but it'll all flake off and the baby foot comes back in a couple months

youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

Pooping hasn't been kind to me, I need more fiber

i'm having a very hard time figuring out what you're saying

not really I just post my shitposts and don't pay it any mind maybe it's cause I don't bother with arguing online

weekend /cum/ is always so grim compared to weekday /cum/

Normies are off doing shit with their friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=9n-hyA2-FDg

that's selfish. you have to read every post

I read them I just don't care about arguments or weird freaks it doesn't bother me the only people I hate are pedophiles

Post classic /cum/ anthems
youtube.com/watch?v=xfKd5itj8K8

why do "people" pay for AI generated shit? the seller didnt make it and you could probably get the same image/content from 1 of a billion other AI's

should i make tater tots+eggs and bacon for dinner or should i just have leftover spaghetti

youtube.com/watch?v=TXUZwNRYJYo

eat your leftovers don't be wasteful

Spagheti sounds good

this
save money, and plan your meals better

happy birfday

i don't know

You can always tell someone's an elietist when they bitch about boomers.

Bro! Boomers own all the money! Boomers are so lucky!

Dickhead, my boomer grandparents are hillbillies who basically only own their shitty homes that wouldn't pass as safe in any reasonable civilization. I don't know the boomers you know.

meant for

Show bob
Open vagen

christmas decorations are up. need to buy more thoever.

thanks

love horny sluts

a nigga like me stupid broke

Any tips on how to bag a thicc latina?

would you live in this 50 thousand dollar house

Bag a skinny latina

Give her a lot of food

She becomes a thicc latina

It's the easiest road there

house

you meant car

it's over

Do brown people ever feel bad for polluting my field of vision

I want to pollute more of it crakkker ass.

Overweight homeless guy with crutches in his mobility scooter says "excuse me sir"

Say "I don't have any" which my canned response when I engage with the unhoused

He watches me walk away, says "god bless you sir"

I keep walking

What I should have done is turned around and threatened his life right there in the parking lot, you see, cops would never believe him. I could have threatened to bash his fucking head in because he's some nut stuck to a chair and I'm a normal upstanding citizen, I could have really let him have it, oooh you can't let those go

I've been saying for fucking years that Canada is basically a 3rd world shithole in disguise, and only recently have people finally started agreeing.

i look like this

participating in utopian eugenics by beheading all negros dumber than myself

i'm the sexiest cummer in town

post the bod

bleeding again

your offtopic shitpost, whatever happened there

chronic fatigue syndrome

present day
present time

can't spell fatigue without fatty fat piggy oink oink

Are you a happy idiot?

not too late to make sunday a bar day

no. im a sad retard

just watched lain for the first time this month

relax your butthole

nice, what did you think of it?

There's nothing to do...
0-4 opiates 5-9 alcohol

drugs? in MY christian /cum/ thread?
yeah, that's cringe! very cringe!

smoke weed pussy god invented it

it was very odd. the scene transitions made the show difficult to follow.
once i figured it out, i thought it was cinema

Aw, I wanted opiates. I'll do them anyway

god invented opiates and alcohol too, retard

are you smoking opium latex?
are you eating rotten fruit?
didnt think so

are you eating raw flower?

im eating cooked flower
if you are equating laboratory synthesis with cooking you are disingenuous and gay

ok, so processing it is fine then. glad we're on the same page

yes it is
you realize that opioids are not processed opium right? it is synthesized in a lab from precursor compounds.

What's even the point of this gay argument considering it's premise is a meme anyway

who is talking about opiates?
dope smokers are so fucking retarded, i swear to god

woops, i and the original poster are talking about opiates (natural) and not opioids.
the retard got me so worked up that i couldn't even bring myself to make the same mistake as him

so much swagger on my ass theu call me swaggerass

you are?
if you mean opiates =/= opioids then what opiate could you possibly be doing? heroin? you know that shit isnt pure right? you are doing fent lol
if you are genuinely consuming real opium that is based and perfectly fine

we thuggin this shit out nigger

hey, i just met you
and this is crazy
here's my number 204888714
so reply to me maybe

how did you do that

i was gifted special powers at birth

if you are genuinely consuming real opium that is based and perfectly fine

is it though

heroin is just a plant bro it grows in de ert dey put eet een di ert

its based insofar that putting in the effort to procure natural opium instead of opioids despite it being weaker is noble but you are ultimately still consuming drugs that are strong enough to inhibit your ability to be a good person, which is not very based.
if you do it once in a blue moon then its fine
that guy sounds like he is just snorting hydrocodone powder so he is very very gay

i know it's probably not "worth" going back to watch the smurf films, but since i haven't seen any of them, i'm morbidly curious to see how bad they were

He wrote the whole post except the last 4 digits, refreshed the front page, and filled in the last digits really fast

I'm gonna waste my life watching the fucking smurfs to see how bad it is or something

I can't get over this.
I can't.
I am broken.
I am constantly on the verge of a breakdown. If I can't pull it together in 2 weeks, I'm killing myself. There are plenty of parking garages nearby that I can jump off.
I'm short, ugly, and mentally ill.

if you have recommendations for better ways to spend my time, i'm open to ideas

for me it's mikes hard lemonade

when did you realize you were gay?

there's no need to buy stuff that doesn't taste like lemonade when you're drinking at home

Watch Anime
youtube.com/watch?v=7GJOBkIgWHc

im just a plant bro

youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvtfw6cohg

I'm not too partial to black girls desu, but I think it's really sad how all the libs in movies and games purposely make every black girl some hideous gorilla

but this is cute girls doing cute things. where is the badass hero who beats up the bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything?

can't sleep
making piccolini pasta with pesto sauce

even Professor oak is a dataminer

grim times that we live in, lads

post a pic

made one

I tense up when I talk to black people and I worry they can tell

Why don't those girls and guys that want to save some horrible person just save themselves from their terrible choice in partners? There needs to be a dating app for Capt Save-A-Hoe and Miss Save-A-Bro

i'm just a chill girl

nobody actually wants to have much to do with losers

Actually, losers love trying to save even bigger losers like an ex alcoholic trying to save a heroin junkie

an endless whirlpool of mediocre behavior and zero self confidence

Im causing myself problems

i am causing problems for other people

its over

if you are your own biggest problem, that's very good. there's a lot of problems you can't fix out there. could have been glaucoma

you're a week late to the meme bandwagon, anon
try to be more terminally online

lmao i played this game last year it fuckin sucks

tfw I'm too much of a social retard to even be able to get my hands on opiates

it's just not fair

it just became mainstream on brazilian twitter now ;-;