/brit/

1,000,000 edish

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And the dictatorship of the proletariat, i.e., the organization of the vanguard of the oppressed as the ruling class for the purpose of suppressing the oppressors, cannot result merely in an expansion of democracy. Simultaneously with an immense expansion of democracy, which for the first time becomes democracy for the poor, democracy for the people, and not democracy for the money-bags, the dictatorship of the proletariat imposes a series of restrictions on the freedom of the oppressors, the exploiters, the capitalists. We must suppress them in order to free humanity from wage slavery, their resistance must be crushed by force; it is clear that there is no freedom and no democracy where there is suppression and where there is violence.

Democracy for the vast majority of the people, and suppression by force, i.e., exclusion from democracy, of the exploiters and oppressors of the people--this is the change democracy undergoes during the transition from capitalism to communism.

Only in communist society, when the resistance of the capitalists have disappeared, when there are no classes (i.e., when there is no distinction between the members of society as regards their relation to the social means of production), only then "the state... ceases to exist", and "it becomes possible to speak of freedom". Only then will a truly complete democracy become possible and be realized, a democracy without any exceptions whatever. And only then will democracy begin to wither away, owing to the simple fact that, freed from capitalist slavery, from the untold horrors, savagery, absurdities, and infamies of capitalist exploitation, people will gradually become accustomed to observing the elementary rules of social intercourse that have been known for centuries and repeated for thousands of years in all copy-book maxims. They will become accustomed to observing them without force, without coercion, without subordination, without the special apparatus for coercion called the state.

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Sir Keith Signature

is that real? kill old people. pathetic cry baby cunts. it's your turn to pay, and every decade your numbers dwindle. every winter you get culled. every day you choke on your care home breakfast. and I'm glad

Elon Musk: Can you just leave the video games alone?

“It's really annoying when a video game gets interrupted by some DEI woke bullshit.

And I'm like, Jesus, I was playing a video game here. Can you just leave the video games alone?"

holy cringe

8 points clear

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All Reform schizos and fans of Kemi

stfu spaino lmao

3 weeks off in January I reckon. Will get it booked tomorrow

they will just say that 1 million people is like 1/60th of the population
or 1/30th or 2/15th of the tories

Part n Parcel.

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Spaino is a social-democratic NATO supporter.

He's in his 50s. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic

Yank Secretary of the Treasury and his husband. They have two adopted sons.
The left loves to paint the right as homophobic

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1/30th or 2/15th

average starmer supporter

just noticed something

Next time I get waxed I'm gonna goon for a week straight beforehand so that I have a throbbing, diamond hard erection for the entire appointment that threatens to coom all over the place at the slightest handling.

The Communist Yapifesto

They have two adopted sons.

I just bet they do
gays love surrounding themselves with little boys don't they

They have two adopted sons.

Disgusting

I’ve got that top of the league feeling de lids x

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well, that's him done

okay sorry for all the woe is me posting but im actually severely fucking depressed and lonely and ive never felt this low before and im panicking because it’s getting worse every day and i see no way out and i dont know what to do

Where do you get shit from? For me it's rarbg and nyaa.si
Can't be arsed to get into private trackers

sqwuak

spinal taps for CSF are not risk free and they had inflammation (from infection)

mad how dense my mother is

Watching capeshit
Currently on Secret Invasion

Oh that's not on
Toilberg will not be pleased

Yeah mate I'm sure Labour's going to stop the triple lock lmao

i know right

Fuck off you old bag.

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Do you have family you can talk to?

have faith my friend <3

it lush

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I am stuck doing service work when I wanna be a medieval knight or do my apprenticeship. They said I will probably be paid 20 an hour and it goes 5 percent every 6 months until I become a journey men

might change it to 2 weeks tbf then another week in February. Gotta use my leave before it's gone innit?

Aaaaahahahahahahahaa
Tick tock little neeties!

go to the doctors and tell them you’re very depressed. you don’t want attention, you don’t want anyone to know, you don’t want a sick note, you just want to stop feeling like you do and they will give you medication

nooooo muh bennies

get to work, dosser

what if you dont use your leave and instead get a promotion!

they say this but they won't actually do anything because the majority of young people on bennies are brown

feeling a sense of dread

What promises did they make that they broke immediately?

WOW HAVE LOVE
WHOA BABY WILL TRAVEL

Yap

Weird how I used this term ages ago and now reactionaries use it.
Communists well ahead of the curve again.

why young people and not the illegals

How come the percentage of signatures is so much lower in London compared to the rest of the country?

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^ based post

taxes for a start

I'm a pirate. Not the gimpy speccy virg internet type.
I mean in the English Channel on a boat robbing anyone who strays into my way - cargo ships, fishing trawlers, cruise ships, migrant dinghies

Well they invented a "financial black hole" and then used that to justify raising taxes

how does a mexican girl produce a blonde child
explain that to me

full of you know whats

just had one x

None. It's just people having a bit of a seethe.

two 6'3 South Carolinian hunks who rail each other control the world's purse strings

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its the same with light skin brazlians

you have to be literate to join a petition

the NHS was invented something like 300 years ago actually

Don't know what you're on about but no you did not introduce that word here

GODDAMN RICH CUNT
I KILL RICH CUNTS

my dad who i know would do anything for me but is probably the last person on earth i would go to to spill my feelings to or for emotional support
my grandparents who are falling apart completely and I often end up feeling worse coming away from there than before

I miss my girlfriend fucks you for reminding me about her. She was beautiful but again she left me for a richer man who slapped her

Petition was organised by Reform UK, a far right political group
London is mostly left wing and immigrants

I'm glad

*gives her baby lower back pain and a spine shaped like a J because she didnt want to grab its butt*

you probably could have made up for the wealth gap if you slapped her harder than he can

reform uk are pathetic. pathetic voters. pathetic snivelling sore losers who are mugged of by foreign farage

Bet her gash is sopping after he gives her a good slap

the far right are a majority in the country then

Mcaffee wailing like a banshee

Where is mumsy?

Well she tried to get back together with me after her boyfriend was caught having sex with girls on only fans. But she said it was weird that I was to nice her and made her dinner

Seethe on

This wind storm we're experiencing is madness.
My entire room keeps creeking and hollering.
I had no idea my house was built so unprofessionally.

Need it to stop pronto,

Toby carvery with the gf was a success absolutely peng, little runt couple at the table next to us barely talking meanwhile we are HOWLING at our table having a right laugh. Proper runts they were. Absolute autist on the other table with his Nan, big curly hair and talking about the sci fi book he’s writing

actually he is based
seethe on

1 million people is the majority of britain's population is it?

silly idealist

My entire room keeps creeking and hollering.

that's me fucking your dad haha
sorry ill keep it down

Did so

Farage hasn't had a single meeting with any of his Clacton constituents yet
Meanwhile he's spent literal months of time post election in America
He's an ex banker born into a toff family and a pure grifter

stfu mate no one even cares mate just be quiet okay. I'm glad you had a nice time and that but just stay quiet okay

new build deanobox

Is it really that easy? Always cringed at the prospect of going to the GP because i was feeling sad but I’m pretty close to that point i think?

died when i was 15

You're coming with me to the station son

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hot water bottle, ready

blanket, on

yeah i'm thinking its comfymax time

actually he is based

seethe on

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yeah that is all reform can do

No rorke, because 1 million people is still only 1/70th of the total population
If the majority of people secretly agreed with you and held far right views, maybe Reform would've won the election instead of crying like babies and demanding another one

will be a load of dole dossers signing that petition after today's announcement, terrified that aunty liz is going to make them get a job or risk losing their bennies

they're an overwhelming majority of britain's petition-signing population, which we can assume is representation given the diversity of possible petitions on offer

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"son"?
that's assuming gender

or 2/35ths

Having cocklust every now and then doesn't make you gay. Literally every man experiences cocklust at least a few times in his life. It's if you act on it that makes you gay.

First ever close-up picture of a star outside of the Milky Way (released 3 days ago, in the Large Magellanic Cloud 160,000 light years away)

amazing
simply amazing

IT LOOMS
T
L
O
O
M
S

no twink to cuddle under your homo blankie

sir...

heating up my willy on the hob

mental
hope the aliens visit us soon

looks like a cell OwO

Not good enough

I am just stupid for believing someone will like me. It seems just dumb on my part

wog 64

amazing

At least he seems to have realised the errors of his ways.

Amazed he's alive though, foreign mercs are usually not taken alive (and that's good).

Farage hasn't had a single meeting with any of his Clacton constituents yet

Source?

WOH !!!

ahah
no but really that is incredible

I'M A COP YOU IDIOT

Went camping with the lads last weekend. Jokingly suggested that we dutch oven each other in our sleeping bags. I was in fucking Heaven.

prank call the army, NOW

Farage hasn't had a single meeting with any of his Clacton constituents yet

wish we'd stop pretending this is what MPs should be doing
they're not social workers no one gives a fuck that your bins didn't get collected

Nah that's all toryboys can do whilst they fawn over their new 'based' wog leader

odd posts

It's publicly available information
Feel free to ring his Clacton surgery

no, mousey, you cannot do that.

only spent a few hours with the gf cos I wanted to get home to watch the footy what am I like lol. She’s coming over to stay tomorrow tho

surgery

he's not a doctor mate lmfao

genuinely wish we metricised entirely but any time I say this I'm accused of being an eu federalist cuckold

it's just a better system

Yeah true, MP surgeries are such bollocks

Is it the only way?

Okay link to it then

the woman that i just kicked in the head: *lays on floor like an idiot*
me: *starts punching her in the head*
her brother: :O

Labour unelectable

Conservatives unelectable

All other parties either too small or suffering the same corruption

So what happens? I can't see anything that could save the oligarchs other than forcing a war with Russia

Direct rule from Washington

just had a thought
should you brush your pubes?

economic liberalism

/brit/ consolidates power after an unexpected coupe.

Imagine if a coalition of Corbyn's new party, Greens, SNP, Plaid Cymru and Sinn Fein win the next election
Corr, the dream team

coupe

bradley

need a homeless gf

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They have gotten rid of their winter fuel payments which is at least a start. No doubt if the conservatives get back in they'll fully commit to abolishing all public services for anyone below he age of 60 and dedicate all tax money to publicly funded baltic cruises for the elderly

if your pubes are long enough to brush you need to shave
simplea s

eugh... dude

brollies on the ropes

Made me a bit hard imagining this lol

that picture happened 160,000 years ago, mad that they had the technology to take the photo all those years ago

Any very skinny, glasses wearing and shit haircut man in?

coupe

he(singular)'ll be at it for hours with this

i put conditioner on them sometimes

Spervert.

the fuck are the tory snp doing there lmao

*gay voice*
kayyyyyytimmmmmm~

Greens

Environmentalism is reactionary.

SNP, Plaid Cymru

Petit-bourgeois nationalists.

skiny fat short the rest is right hto haha

corrr yes
imagine the scenes at the beaches haha

going to eat some slices of cheese

Done him

Petit-bourgeois

The only people who know that term are that or will eventually destroy them

screaming

Ruthless, ziggeristic, deportationist, private school-banning, leather-clad, cleansing Bolshevism.

ktim at 3am

Fuck off retard, our politics does not concern you because no democratically elected party will enact your desired socialism

food is actually lowkey peng

The rind is the best part of cheese.

CHEESE YA CUNT
CHEESE YA CUNT

soulless political garbo
sovl post

labour landslide

Mental how Toby will literally spam /cum/ nonstop for a whole day, probably making hundreds of posts in the entire day and get maybe AT BEST like 2 or 3 replies that aren’t from himself.

No wonder he’s started crawling back here.

the foreskin?

Man United are back

can't stop looking at naughty pictures

will eventually destroy them

You know it.
Politics is a concern of all proletarians. It's true however that there is no parliamentary bourgeois-democratic road to socialism.

care to share?

Toby has never cared for replies. You misunderstand him.

the uk is suffering from jewish control! this means we need obsolete jewish control from 100 years ago!

Too easy to get fat when it's cold and dark
Need some kind of pickmeup

gliosis

didn't know they went away

Bald Fraud disease has been transferred over to Citeh

that's him smashed to pieces
been demolished more times than a porn star's arsehole

Communism

Invented by a Jew who like to rape German women and knew that if women worked that he could more easily rape them

Sunday, 4pm

why are you here?

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yer da's got a hibs tattoo

He gets extremely defensive and emotional when you point out he hardly gets any engagement and most people ignore him

it's sunday 4pm

People online keep saying to start a business but what do you even start a business in? What would you even sell?

Where else should I be?

something to do while it looms innit?

and that is herpes!
with the thing before is about ventricular dilation in only white matter (while herpes simplex is white and grey)
youre replying to a SEETHING yank

yers has a nhs tattoo

It's a mantra for right wing grifters. In reality unless you have access to ample capital, it won't happen.

Stop being a pseudo intellectual LARP case.

Environmentalism is essential, China is the leader of the environmental revolution.
Castro was very vocal on the need to protect ecology and prevent bourgeois exploitation that will destroy the planet.

Marx, and especially Lenin, both talked about the need for anti-imperialist national liberation movements.
We should support all national liberation movements in opposition to imperialisms and as opportunities for overthrow of the bourgeois governmental structures.

melty beginning

Young people are unemployed because the job market is fucked, people are working when they're too old and no ones offering training and want 10 years experience. If you think about all the jobs which would typically be filled by teens they're all old people now, used to see young people stacking shelves and on a till. Now it's Brenda and Dorris working at Tesco when they're 60 year old

and thats herpes!
because the ventricular dilation (and and gliosis) is only in the white atter, while in herpex simplex it is white AND grey

Sell little bits and bobs x

hibs

hate them
the famines over
same with rangers another famine team

shut up fat on a vpn
captcha JASPRJ >.<

Building my own little port and sovereign pirate republic on a remote Scottish island, from which I'll rob and capture fishing vessels

STALKER 2 NOT WORKING
STALKER 2 NOT WORKING

Environmentalism is essential, China is the leader of the environmental revolution.

Thanks for the laugh leftypol, good one

some guy online who just so happens to have a business course tells you to start a business

you do and then realise you have no idea how to start one or make it successful so you go back to the same guy and buy his course

you fail anyways because most businesses do

the guy already has your money from buying his online grift

simple as. One big scam

Rashford putting in a tiny bit of effort during the first few months of a new manager being in place. Classic

from which I'll rob and capture fishing vessels

incel bro doesnt know that fishing is obsolete and fishing is now done by globohomo megaships

An Englishman who supports Celtic

i've been in england for 6 months and feel clinically depressed, still have another 4 months to go

stalker?
its 'mon time

Watching attack the block featuring nick frost

Where you from originally?

That's a negro film

only makes it more profitable to sell them on doesn't it

Environmentalism is fetishism of non-human traits and naturalism. It's no coincidence that fascists have adopted environmentalism as of late, as it shares the same misanthropic, anti-industrial, anti-proletarian kernel as green politics. It is industrial production which is important to communism.

Scottish and Welsh nationalism aren't liberation movements, but petit bourgeois movements that have their roots in fascism (especially in the case of papist Saunders Lewis), and today they seek to anchor their movements to the aggressive, monopolist behemoth that is the fascist EU.

chronobyl

in the bin

Over 75% of all new green energy production in the past 2 years came from China.

gets a bit boring after the first game surely, the pokemon AI trainers are retarded and made for eight year olds

Because it's mostly boomers signing it, and London is full of young professionals.

"Friends" covered my car in kids toothpaste while i was asleep. All because I left the pub early last night.

a touch of frost is it

yeah?

playing a romhack that forces you to use your brain a little

"I hate Nazis" shouldn't be a controversial statement

why even bother getting out of neetdom when you're going to work a few shifts a week and barely earn more than you would as a dosser. And you have to factor in the espense of running a car, too. Seriously, what's the threshold that you have to cross before not being a dosser is worth it? 30k?

I wonder if the Gulf Stream shut down and we turned into Canada they would all fuck off? Might unironically be the best scenario

petit bourgeois

only they say this

Poser

1/10

rainymood.com playing

keith jarrett playing

yup this is it
this is living

breedable
shitty meme stache tho

Where in England?

nonce/10

it’s giving queer

a neet should be spending all their free time learning specialist in-demand skills so they're not entering the world of employment at the bottom.
neets who dont do that and start shelf-stacking are probably the thickest people on the planet

that tash is criminal takes you from a 7/10 to a 3/10

Smiths t-shirt and that mustache is gonna be major red flags for a woman

Might move to China.

positives:

you're outside

you didn't take a selfie

you're average looking

negatives:

the sassy black woman sitting down its mega distracting

your terrible moustache

guiness + cig + the smiths is too tryhard for most people

Do I have good news for you then
Gulf stream will collapse at some point between 2025-2095. Most likely estimate is about 2050.
Last time it happened Europe entered an ice age.

i think the corpus callosum brain region is that which is involved in the sports athelete injuries that makes them go crazy (with impaired decision-making) often because they have empty space in that part

get ur head down for a year in the gym and you’ll look great

worrying how many search suggestions are straight up third world now, it's always 'tamil' 'punjab' or 'hindu' after every search term

What the fuck are you talking about

Mates. Madri. Mental health.

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yep the virus causes blood flow to be reduced and that is how the cysts form

Need it as soon as possible, get them all out of our country

Dun worry about it

only black person is big fat woman

If you have a big cock I'd probably date you.

cig guinness smiths

based

that mo and poofter trim

cringe

wow he looks like this
very handsome

I'll just agree with you because I can tell it's what you want.

HELLO????
AM I GOING INSANE HERE??
WHY ARE WE STILL SELLING ARMS AND FIGHTER JETS TO AN INTERNATIONALLY WANTED WAR CRIMINAL?????
WHAT THE FUCK IS KEIR DOING???????

actually ou look like the guy from PARKLIFE haha
you probably get that all of the time

John McAfee

not arsed if you agree. im just telling you the truth

why you getting pressed over politics it's not that deep

Reckon people don’t pay enough attention to the Gulf Stream shutting down any day from now. Will change life dramatically

i know that ultrasound and low-dose CT scans are best for infants, and not typically an MRI. maybe it is though. my source is from the information on kidney stones

leftypol banning sleep so the nation stays woke

been playing wow for 40 hours straight need to sort my life out

fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

Not a fan of zoomer normgroids posting their selfies here and rating each other tyvm
this is a safe space for freaks and virgins

poor iddy biddy baby having to get scans and an EEG

give us a rate
got the red out
got the hair down

No, that’s /britfeel/, feel safe to head on over there if you like

it has taken less than an hour to reach another 100k

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It's funny how neocons and azovites sound the same.

russian bots working over time to destabalise britain

what version

a toast to /birt/

[x] coping
[x] seething

Trump is the American Hitler and Musk is his Goebbels

i love girls

inflammation is interesting, because in the MCAT, it says that BACTERIUM not with peptidoglycan (as they all do have) and the other one (im still on saccharide so havent realized it fully yet) - the saccharin, or what it is, is ironically the cause of detection by the immune system which they makes inflammation to try and beat it

what i think they shouldve done - in my opinon - is to have taken some, or at least from the patient with hypertonia, and taken a sample from their lymphocytes - and they did also measure WBC

does the petition actually do anything? It just means they will consider debating it right?

So they don't even need to debate it, just say nah we're good.

And you're a tubby incel

Trump is George Bush 2.0

soo therefore the virus may be enveloped - which in viruses mean they have a chemical on them - and that the envelope would be abut to the cells membrane if it were bacteria

A toast 为英国和便便

de lads

guy say's something mean to me

i don't care!

guy said something mean to mousey

it's beat down! time!

When i die i want to be composted and used to fertilise a lovely potato patch x

uh oh stinky

You're seething because you know I'm right

got the heating on

Most of the signatures are bots anyway. So to have a computer generated "petition" only get 330000 "signatures" as got to be the worst bit of programming ever

later on i will look at the formation of T cells in infants, because they arent born with them. it takes 3 days for T cells to mature, but i dont know if they start to do so immediately after delivery

Rork speachless

Good one mate

any evidence for this?

alright cheers for the info mate!
*walks away and talks to someone else*

yes they are born with T cells
antibodies are given to them via the placenta and breastmilk in the early moths which gives them passive immunity - in the early months of life - until their own immune system becomes developed

fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

new NOOOOOOOOW

you arent born with the gut bacteria which then produce vitamin K the anticoagulant

later on i will look at the formation of the T virus in infants

If you read this you're gay

post

i mean coagulant
anticoagulants are things such as: estrogen, warfarin. thats all of the anticoagulants i know except ergotamines

fresh classic servers, i'm a vile slug of a man you see