frenzied edition
/brit/
The 90s was better
i mean THREE. thats if Australia is a Chinese as well
It’s never been so over for lads heading into 2025 without a gf. You’ve never had more competition and you’re ageing fast. Every day that passes a previously single women meets the man they’ll bare children for. You haven’t got the luxury of time it’s quite literally now or never
Chris Chan is pregnant
What's your excuse /brit/cels?
lol. fucking robots
oh no i'm so demoralised
you have given up and are literally poison
*cuts you off* bye bye
There are.
Post some fit lasses, go on, must be some on your NUIG course.
im a guy, i am tracer. buddy im a freakin force of nature
This is Graham Linehan.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
I can rape any woman I want doe? even if her bitch ass has a man, I'll just rape her, no cap
Just watched Gladiator with the gfberg and it made her cry ahaha would say that went down very well
see a black briton content creator on the youtube
take a peek at his socials
he’s got a white british partner in london
Uhh, can somebody explain why this trend is so common?
have you tried to post the .mp4 yet which changes its own resolution/dimensions as it plays?
conceptualizing Galway women
BBBC
wtf, Anon Babble told me women could never understand that kind of film
Father to a murdered son... Husband to a murdered wife... Even though I *did* cheat on her while she was pregnant with your sister, I will have my vengeance
Great stuff.
That’s a troon?
2 of them barely legal
2 of them bald
she’ll be wanking over Russell Crowe in the bath tonight
I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!
You mean Black British person. Britons are a white race.
tfw no neonate ward nurse gf to go have a can and wait for outside for when she takes her one smoke break
Deport
no she is the coomer goddess
They call it jilling, gramps
Just seen a UFO over Manchester
who else here has a paki gf?
phoar youre in there
No, white English gf is what I have
Knowing anything about porn stars
jesus
I am the paki gf
no but love is love and all that i wish for is that youre happy
No I meant a Black Briton. An individual that’s otherwise just a normal Briton but black in appearance and nature.
It's called a helicopter, rorke
In 2009 the technology and patent was created for a new type of advert.
An advert that would continue to play endlessly unless you say the name of the product, do a dance for a camera/motion sensor, or say any other statement the advertisers demands you say.
Sony has held the patent since it was invent. They have, so far, never used this technology in a publicly available product.
The patent runs out in 2030 and then any company can use it.
In a post-2030 world, advertiser will be able to force you to watch their advert on repeat until you get out your chair, and film yourself speaking into your phone's camera "oh boy wowee! I can't wait to buy new product from capitalismberg!".
Imagine you are watching youtube, twitch, etc, and you're forced to stand up and speak into your webcam about how you love product before your stream continues to play.
That's the world we'll have in 6 more years.
ayo this nigga retarded
it was too foggy to identify that, therefore it was an unidentified flying object.
nothing but pity for the feeble minds in here who think we don’t have UFOs in our skies
French gf, because I live in a place where French birds can still visit. But I do have my eye on acquiring an Indian gf who works at the local Poundland (In Galway, just like the song)
i.4cdn.org
Nun he cud do x
I do have my eye on acquiring an Indian gf
guys, we should do this
and i think you would renew the patent bud (unless this flatscreen TV was made in like 1930)
Lasses in Barbours
wypipo can't breed
Got a ufo in this thread. Unidentified faggy object (you)
Sony has held the patent since it was invent. They have, so far, never used this technology in a publicly available product.
Because it would cause a huge backlash
imagine all the birds on the right shagging all the fellas on the left… mhhmmmm
i bred your mum last night
got the darts on
i bred your mum last night
bet your dad could identify me lad
lol
and i think you would renew the patent bud
No because it's under some weird Japanese patent law where if you own a patent for 20 years without using it then the concept becomes free for anyone to use
i fucked all your dads
Companies don't care if it makes money. See microtransactions in video games
imagine bing chilling... ahhaha! just kidding. ni hao friendo!
so if they gave a shit and it was viable (and that would be what you implied - that everyone would be using it), they would make some shit just to "use" it
Mad how one mad Irishman with the will to power and a bunch of middle aged women led by JK Rowling turned the tide on the troon menace and we’ve become Terf island. We need people like this on the immigration debate
I am gay
It won't make money
haven't pooed in two days, getting worried
say what you will about the tenets of national socialism dude, at least it was an ethos
get the enema in
I've been told I am breedable
Should I ask out the Indian girl who works in Poundland? Proper fitty.
rorke jerking off his hateboner and nothing more.
what a clown. what a noob
and i voted for obama
nihao to you too
I want to die
more like works in pooland lol
i love these x
ktimothy haha!
how did America go from electing Obama twice to the orange man
No. Get a red haired celtic girl
mp4
wat
I love The Wire because it makes niggers look incompetent
sex daughterjak. sex wifejak
not that one you just posted
Ahmed on a bicycle accepted my order so the restaurant began the order but then Ahmed on a bicycle cancelled and now my order is wrapped with nobody to get it fucking Ahmed on a bicycle I hope he dies
I'm not friendless you're all my friends
Yes they can:
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
White women with black men are more fertile. Black women with white men are less fertile, and Asian women with white men are the least fertile.
:)
you really showed him, my friend. my.. yellow bussy f-friend
I'm alright with betraying my ancestors and having half Indian children.
BAZINGA
OK, first things first? Shut the heck up. 2nd? I'm a yank, so listen closely to what I'm about to say, as I'll say it but one. last. time... You need to go take a shit dude. *holds up Marley and Me DVD* You mad or something?
rope after rope of my seed into a tissue watching visual material showing a south asian woman baring her breasts. yeah?
grim
what did i show him?
White male X Black female
Why not pick it up yourself you pathetic runt?
yay!!!
:D
very vanilla that
i want to commence pyrolysis with your earwax and some poppy straw to make a disulfide based soap, with HCl (like in fight club!!!!) with fentanyl in it to rub all over your body
don't like mcgregor but think the rape is bollocks
All minorities
Multiculturalism in practice
I didn't say what her lower half was
What the fuck are you talking about
luke liddler
my family are low culture philistines
ebony women hate white boys
Japanese Ffm Trip - Nao Jinguji on Eporner
Honestly just really cracking stuff.
i want to rub your ear chalk all over you and get the fentanyl in, so that we may do it just one more time. for our ancestors
this is how it was always supposed to be... how its always been
Holy rare flag alert
Because unlike you I don't live in some inbred village where everything is within 100m
just burned up some shit.
IF YOU ARE WHITE AND READ THE UKFLAGS POST, they LOVE raycis ytboys and want your dick SO BAD like a lot of other women do at the same time. rorke, women enjoy sex too. go out - go forth - and procreate - and have fun :)
That's not what they tell me
which one is:
indian
italian
go
black women love a white guy that say the N word
any gf lads ever get a urge to be very naughty and download a dating app just to see? With no intention of ever leaving gfberg
left india
Right is Indian
Left is Indian, right is Italian. Easy.
It has been discussed. I live in Galway. A fine city comparable to Weson-Super-Mare.
Idk I occasionally see Kosovo flags over on Anon Babble during internationals
you are loved and theres someone out there for you, if you keep trying. the people trying to make you stop doing that have given up on it - doesnt mean you should even though thats what they want
bburburbur therrrrr isnt someone out there for me
lower your standards
Used to look like left when I was a youth. Never had to buy a drink while out and about, always had gays lining them up for me
Don't care about this shit spam anymore since I've spent the past week shagging a 10/10 black girl
maybe it was the make up and the earrings gay boy
I lived in London for 26 years of my life. Just like many other people I saw and met quite a few BMWF couples in my time.
Meanwhile I can’t name a single WMBF couple I ever saw. Not a single one.
Do twinks buy drinks for the shaggers or whatever the man is called or is it always the other way round?
Funny how Kosovo gets its own flag but Abkhazia, South Ossetia etc. don't
Left has obvious Parsi facial features. Right has southern European, Mediterranean, Italian/Greek features.
cba mass replying
poo left
ita right
I was briefly in a WMBF relationship when living in England. But she recently had a baby with a black man.
Because Kosovo has western recognition while Ossetia is a couple hundred Russian soldiers and elderly Zigger farmers
why's beckham in so many ads? sick of seeing his mug
pre-hypotheses: because i wanted to
prediction: the oxygen will come out of the solid-state structure of fuel, via combustion. the resulting material shall be useful (and will be deoxygenated). the material shall also be lower in carbon than not flames burnt onto aluminium
experiment: burn a chunk of ear wax with a siphon positioned so that oxygen escapes for the solid-state structure; so too does carbon, due to the presence of a catalyst. the resulting solution may be melted with hydrochloric acid and combined with salt of fentanyl
MP4s can be posted to 4channel now?
I never had earrings and my face naturally looks like I’m wearing makeup
Dunno, I’m straight. I’d thank them for the drink and tell them so
Zigger
I never had earrings and my face naturally looks like I’m wearing makeup
tonight, im the earwax goblin
im after the sleeping Chinesies
giwtrm
If God is real then I hate him
Where did you get this video of me?
damn eh is going to regret not doing anything about that later on
SHE IS PUSHING HIS FACE INTO HER TIT
AND TRYING TO KISS HIM BASCIALLY
ask woman at work out
she says no
we stay cordially polite with eachother but don't really talk much
ask out another woman at work, she says yes and we start dating
woman that rejected me suddenly very friendly, talking to me and jokingly teasing me every chance she gets
What the fuck is happening here?
come slowly, let me check your ear king you can be the empower just open up your ears and let me go
in, and harvest you we can eat together like a mukbang
we will have many strong and wealthy male children blessed with fortunes and raise them to help us too when we are old together
come die in my arms sweetheart when we are old together and the palance will throw the orchids for our funeral
Why do Americans think waiters deserve to be tipped but no other professions?
stop capping
Women punish men who don't take charge.
It's just a shit test cause f*moids are subconsciously racist and want to provoke you into doing something.
Just as they provoke other men into fighting their significant other.
for like 3 days after sex you have a weird aura buff around you that makes you more attractie to women
this is common knowledge
same with having a gf or date
right though wasn't he?
me? I've just eaten a share bag of Doritos and a whole tub of Philadelphia cheese
it is common knowledge, and Ireland is the most likely person to be aware of the rule
I was at school. A girl who had a thing for me (great legs, she’s a personal trainer now) followed me into the music room with her amazingly fit friend, locked the door behind us and pinched my bum. I thought it was some kind of trick to humiliate me and opened the door. Another girl sat on my lap. Same. So many girls in nightclubs…
It’s shit having low self esteem
I will defeat God
I will destroy God
Yahweh, you sick paedophilic demon, I have put you on notice
I am coming, and you cannot escape my wrath
Obama made his way up the ladder by his opponents convenitently being accused of voter fraud and sexual misconduct. Gee where have we heard that before from the Democrats. I don't beleive America voted for him twice, if even once.
ah I see
dont go silent my sweetn sour chinesie, my ears are open
for you i am open with my heart
i present it to you so we may lay in bed together
sweet dreams y chinisie
Of course, nobody should tip. It's undignified.
just had the best roast chicken I think I've ever had
Murderer
it is three posters that have stopped
well lads. my laptop has stopped accepting charge so it looks like this is it for me. it's been dreadful every day and most of you are awful. good bye.
My class photo
What was going on with all the gypsies in Manchester
had the exact same uniform when i was a nipper
ay mista chinaman chinaman me gunpowder
Mental how Britain will be majority brown Muslim before I die of old age
12.5% to 25% paki
not being racist just sayin
HE'S POSTING SEXUALISED IMAGES OF SCHOOL CHILDREN AGAIN
JANNY, GET HIM!!!!
it looms for thee
but not for me
what is why shes so beautiful
actually its just a child thats why it looks weird
unless shes 16 in which case sex
it's not sexualised tbf. You've included that yourself
Mental how you probably believe this unironically
Die paedophile
Its a meme
Its actually crazy how many places expect to be tipped now after covid.
Covid made tipping go out of control here, pretty much everything has a tipping message now if you checkout by card, its so fucking annoying.
They arent even modest about it either, in their settings the lowest base value is usually 20%, its fucking ridiculous.
melanated hands are sliding over katy's oiled up body
what is why shes so beautiful
Do H.265 videos work here? I'm too lazy to check.
probably not
posted without context
you're probably right (probably)
tbf she’s definitely in heat posing like that
What's the longest that it might take for a tumour to kill someone? I had a swelling on my left boob around 11 years ago and basically left it as I wasn't bothered whether I died, and I feel like I've felt the gradual spread around my body in that time (with the occasional break when it seems to stop for six months or so)
he aspirated a yogurt
more school girl pics
About to celebrate new years in london and don't know if we should buy a ticket to some shit event or dine at home then just go out in the streets.
Can britbongs give friendly recommendations how to go about?
remember not to sleep with your feet facing the doors my sweet teacup kissie
questing in the barrens de lada its 10x lush all the way
dunno mate as I have never died from a tit tumour myself
I will never have a job, friends, car, house, or relationship
aussie boys...
An Apple store tried this I think
Sure, but if you had to guesstimate?
youre right...
Top Russian general and 500 North Korean soldiers 'killed by British Storm Shadow missiles' in devastating attack
Fucking YES man lmfao
it's not even december pal
11 years and a day
Apparently staring in a mirror for 10+ minutes can cause extreme hallucinations. I want to try but I am way too paranoid.
Darcy is still being the ColdOnes medic >.<
mental how...
STOP sexualizing Aussie men!
happened to me by accident once. just felt extreme power coursing through me.
important news
Storm Bert floods 'absolutely devastating', says Welsh FM
do you reckon the theatre obsessed ancient greeks would have looked down on cinema
Source: The Aryan European Azovite Institution of Privately Educated Sensitive Young Men from London
nun dey gon do tho
Anything to be gained in your life or outlook by reading books, self improvement related, or classics in general? Never actually tried it outside of textbooks. Might give it a go if it's not a colossal waste of time.
Whatever you do, don't try and get in the crowd for the fireworks around Westminster. People at the front will be there for about 24 hours and people who get even a somewhat decent view will have been there for several hours too. Folk will go there and piss in bottles and everything just to stand there and see the same fireworks we see on the BBC
textbooks
what textbooks do you read
Every name on that petition needs to be added to a far right terrorist watch list, unironically
Got an Apple Crumble for dessert later. oh it gonna be lush x
Some people have said their face distorts or they see faces amd other things that aren't really there. The human mind truly is a scary thing.
depends
Anyone else got any ideas about my probably tit cancer?
TRUSTA TRADA DOT COM
another lonely Christmas is it
i'd just get bored me
ring your GP in the morning and have them take a look
language/linguistics, physics/engineering/maths ones
fucking youtube app auto trys to connect to the living room tv just fuck off
YouTube going straight to ad 2/2 and making it 5 seconds after i skipped the all day yesterday
Homemade ones are best. Shop-bought crumbles are always too powdery and oddly buttery, without any of the sweet, delectable gooiness of Grandma's best
M&S crumbles are particularly bad (as are their apple pies)
If you're a guy it might be a lipoma, those are common among alcoholics with both French and gay ancestors
are you the oncology anon
what do you think would happen if you crossed an EV with cancer so that it could make blood vessels
I did notice mine after a year of heavy drinking and around 20 lbs of weight gain, but it was on one side. Can a lipoma metastasize eventually? I'd laugh if I went on for years never pursuing anything or seeking help because I thought death was around the corner and being too apathetic to care, only to discover that it might actually have been benign for the first 8 or 9 years lol
No I'm an alcoholic with lipomas
Create a game where you murder cops and civilians and the americans with lap that shit up.
Show a tit in it though and those yanks will lose their minds.
They are a very weird, strange and I would say mentally ill group of people.
tumny
my favorite Pokemon is the bird one in Ruby
nearly said something nasty there but im trying to be a nicer person. :)
For our Soviet motherland.
rightoid freaks are so funny
literally why on earth would i care about a random woman i've never met having kids with someone lol
mental illness
i mean the best Pokemon gym
never had a yorkeshire pudding. they peng? they lush?
Blaine, of course
you can see tits in gta
For our Soviet motherland.
me on the left playing the trumpet
I will reforge the Roman Empire anew
yank on a proxy
Get it checked out, if it's kind of spongey and can move around a little it's probably a lipoma, think it's really rare that they metastasize (hope so). Found mine about 15 years ago and thought I was just the kind of guy to die of breast cancer. Mine I don't think actually were weight or alcohol related, just a genetic thing. They can pinch nerves and need removal but their usually nothing to worry about.
Zeus smite thee
Big fan of the 1920-1922 pattern uniform with the razgovory
All good things come to an end…
they're sometimes peng but often doughy shite
Appreciate it boss
Thanks for the information pal
Toby carvery yorkshire puds taste shit
So where will the jobs they get come from? Also that's racist .
yeah
tony egg?
Got yourself a gun
Got yourself a gun
Joseph Goebbels killed all of his children after losing a war he helped start. Nazis are anti-human losers.
on the fruit and nuts
So-called Ukrainian man on BBC news right now sounds like an trillionaire Etonite toff, he just came out on gay on BBC news, has a proper perfectly manufactured PR accent, like of freak who lives in a manor with 100 butlers
do one poindexter
oh and my next goal after learning every disease is to learn the DAs. my goal (next) once i have read all of them, is to be able to spot a disease and know what to test for. this is the smartest thing ive said all week (thought of it in the shower)
got the black sabbath on haven't i?
no one has 100 butlers any more
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
More of a Britney fan myself
Big fan of the 1920-1922 pattern uniform with the razgovory
Source?
any communists want to chat on discord and share pics?
2008 was a stupidly long time ago
What do you expect, Ukrainian nationalism has been an emigre movement sponsored by imperialism ever since 1920 and fascism is the tarq ideology par excellence.
talking about healing infants is le... evil!
erm you are wrong
Have you ever watched the movie Bolero?
What??
How can someone getting a new SIM card lead to someone "taking control of your phone"?
Smells fishy to me
rorke exposed
Bro is watching legacy media :skull:
leatherclad communists punishing my little white bourgeoisie arse
>Big fan of the 1920-1922 pattern uniform with the razgovory
i want to go record myself going on Anon Babblesinglemoms and put it on YouTube for the boys
that would be my thing
those girls are WILD !!!
how fucking big is this storm it’s been raining and winding for two bastard days
the scrandemic
corr
As far away as 2040, christ.
messaged her on goodreads lads
it’s over
I'm going to start threatening a few of you. I'm going to verbally threaten you.
this isnt an old method. this method is from decades again
its just social engineering
then you get the replacement SIM and put it in your phone and request for a code to be sent to the SIM
pork
disgusting
Aha utter state of you
propa that
don't like that fact
don't like it at all
where da brown sauce??
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Someone bought a laptop using my name in Wales and I received a letter from the well known retailer saying I owed them money for it
No idea how this happened but it did and of course I didn't pay them after explaining that I wasn't even in the UK at that time
dont threaten me, please :3
i have a nervous disposition
Fuck you murderer
you spread your butter well this time :)
Wait what? The scammers then sent this dodgy SIM card onto the victim who started using it?
sim swapping. look it up, you daft cunt.
Didn't they check, verify that it was indeed him?
hmm. you may be the target of my threats. i'll keep you updated.
no the victim was put in a box and sent to the bank with his password on a post it note on his forehead
NO MICE
razgovory
what
bacon bacon mutty time