garms edish
/brit/
Soviet Union cucked by the big USA capitalist cock
er some 300,000 brits signed a petition on Petition dot org to fire the PM (are Kier), so i guess people arent happy. your thoughts on this?
Right well Syria isn't communist so
Keir*.
Where did commiemong get this Sensitive Young Men thing from? Think the cunt must spend far too much time on Twitter or summat
didnt ask love x
hello lads!!!!
Morning timmy, up to midnight posting AI images on Anon Babble were you
Mhmm no sex for you xx
Alri lads
just won 25 quid on slingo
That’s him done for the day
so ugly and evil
Tobes
killed that cunt
this paper is free access and cute
lil Timmy going through his autistic posting regime again
Morning timmy, up to midnight posting AI images on Anon Babble were you
Mhmm no sex for you xx
Syria is socialist and communists make up the vanguard.
my farts are smelling like actual poo rather than that sulphuric smell that farts usually have, i reckon i've got a big poo in my colon but it's shy about coming out for now so my farts are working around it and picking up its scent in the process
just showered
not done that since tuesday
i would love to actually fucking kill this spammer prick and just accept life in prison as worth it
i hope you are all doing the needful with his posts as well then if you want to act like a clown and talk to the same message posted 1000 times
what's the most exotic nationality you've shagged?
No it's not. It's literally just a totalitarian state that serves its elites.
we're punjabi guys of course we get trapped in the walk-in oven
HAHAHAH sure lil timmy you are the biggest loser here and that’s saying something
It's literally just a totalitarian state that serves its elites
yea, socialist
Bro takes Anon Babble very seriously lmfao
1Do you reckon a big news story of someone going to another country to kill someone for being annoying on the internet would actually make people stop acting so cunty online?
I think if it happened enough times to stay in the news cycle for a while it might actually have some effect
do you not have any mates? why do you use your free time to spam Anon Babble with drivel
your mum (homo mutersaurus)
hiyes
wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but if he were in convenient strangling range of me i wouldn't hesitate
just got called a bampot in boots
should i jerk off
yes
neighbour's coughing like a mong again
got caught up in posting because i need a pee but dont want to get up x
im not horny so ill basically be raping myself
grinch season is almost upon us
I hope grinchlad is ready to show us more grinchposts
I will post a preparatory grinchpost
how is it not spam
you've posted over 400 AI images in 2 months
Eagerly awaiting the AI spam
rorke and his missus hit a rough patch
do it little boy
eagerly shitting and farting
Not me digging up lil timmys dead nan and slapping her silly for raising the women who raised such a freakish fuck up
Syria is a socialist democracy with a vibrant multi-party system.
Why doesn't Scotland have any real art or architecture worth knowing about?
shitting around my flat, the monotony broken only by the odd fart
ehrm.. fine
nt penguins but i saw on a YT video yesterday or something that dodos evolved smaller wings and were unable to fly through a lack of predators giving them the need to evolve
the so-called "free thinking" intellectuals: "the earth goes around the SUN!"
mentally retardedes separatealy to that: "but *why* is the earth round"
6 months
wtf
You've posted this b4?
yh
mikey's big in the steampunk scene now. He won't be coming back
I have a gf who is not too far off from this. The bonuses are she’s incredibly kind and loyal and doesn’t want for anything, incredibly happy with simple things.
grim
Windberg has done a number on my fencing
might roast a chicken
Someone needs to bash his skull in with a heavy plant pot.
i was only joking (but did want it) when i said oi give me the facking proper news article bing but thanks
you lads developed any new fetishes in 2024?
my solicitor has advised me not to answer this question
would still give shirley ballas one
Quite like the backs of women's thighs, the thicker the better.
Which is more exotic, Columbian, Venezuelan or Qatari?
make a new video bald & bankrupt I need entertaining
Gran, 72, dies in agony after waiting ALL NIGHT for an ambulance that never arrived as coroner blasts 'time wasters'
ever wonder if there are animals that are smarter than humans but they just can't use tools and build a society because of their anatomy and not having hands with opposable thumbs, or perhaps because they're aquatic and you can't really build jack shit underwater?
Does the NHS not triage ambulance calls?
Wat
pretty unlikely all things considered
no never
on my fencing
*on fenceberg
oh hi there anon
thanks for giving me a life to the big dance, i would never have made it!
tell me, is there something you’re wanting as a token of my appreciation?
Yes but if granny smith says she "doesnt want to be a bother", Mgubu on the end of the line will happily let her die to get the backlog done
toilet is blocked i've discovered
have no memory of blocking it last night
reckon you could make her cry if you pointed out her double chin
leftypols big day out
yeah, a shag
round the back of the function hall, near the bins
Realistically what's the biggest animal you could take, lads?
Be honest.
I reckon in all seriousness I could go a crocodile. Watched plenty of Steve Irwin and stuff, once you're on their back it's pretty much game over. Jump on with a heavy brick and just start whacking between the eyes.
Mental how I socially, financially, and genetically outrank and mog women like this and am out of their league but not a single one of them would ever consider shagging me
lower class runtettes deserve the future they choose
the Poowong Constabulary has an empty cell for Netanyahu should he ever sully our great city state with his presence
reckon i could give yer mam a good seein to
asiatics really are naturally inhuman aren't they
that webm
good lord
Hitting a crocodile with a brick would do nothing mate
Might make a grilled cheese in a minute and then pop an edible. May as well.
how do you outrank them if they see you as an undesirable partner?
chinks are something else
Reckon I could quite easily crack their skull hitting em with the pointy bit.
evil vibes in this thread
mum tells me about this horrible car crash she saw on tiktok that made her sick
cunt went flying out the window cause he had no seatbelt on
shows me the video
pic related is me trying not to laugh
well as i said they don't feel pain so it's no wuckers, i'm more concerned about their whaling practices, especially in australian waters
hehe
not picking up the phone at the hairdressers
only one who should be worried over whaling practice is your mum LOL
Mad that they feel no remorse killing relatives like that
need a concubine
Emma Watson driving a steamroller over my gonads.
Are there autism friendly barbers where small talk is BANNED? Seems like a business opportunity
grilled cheese
FOY
Piers Morgan, AKA P M
sent that spazdroid clear into low earth orbit
I see you lot are trying to start a thread having a go at scotland again and then will complain that we talk about you lot all the time, dear oh dear
have actually seen those online but they're way more in the tumblry direction where they ask your pronouns and permission to touch your head and all that woke muck
DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BUM?
Kill arthropods. Behead arthropods. Roundhouse kick an arthropod into the concrete. Slam dunk an arthropod larva into the trashcan.
Did the man put the bread in the frying pan?
That's what it's called.
you count roundhouse kick Piers Morgan into the concrete
I think you're massively underestimating how strong crocodile skulls are
Are you perhaps a city dweller that has never seen an animal bigger than a dog IRL?
reckon barbers can detect my virginity and give me a worse haircut as a result
Scotland Are The Real Victims Here
Got all the gold symbols on the Pokemon Emerald Battle Frontier lads! I played it as a kid and could only get 2 or 3 silver symbols.
Here's the roster of pokemon I used:
Salamence
Suicune (from Fire Red)
Metagross (GOAT)
Kingdra
Tyranitar
Regice
bet you still ask your mum to get rid of huntsmans when they find their way into your damp cavernous grotto of a smelly bedroom
Piers Morgan but good
Cheeky Chinese might be on the cards later
Been to many a zoo in my time, plenty of crocs.
Still reckon I could take one.
Piers Morgan evil version: not a TV presenter and instead works in a fish shop kitchen or something
christmas in four weeks
mad
Remember mass immigration? Loads of Africans and Pakistanis and god knows whats wandering around England and coming in in the millions. WHAT WER THAD ALL ABOUT?
delusional
even stereotypically wimpy animals like deer would gore 90% of people to death
crocodiles are weirdly flat and rigid
reckon i could take a horse or a donkey easy
mr hands aint got nothin on my bodacious bussy
Looks like hating Band Aid, Live Aid, etc is the new fashionable thing. This is why I don't give to charity, fuck em. Geldof should just pack it up and tell them all to fuck off.
Piers Morgan but based
Yes lads yes day 24 of the poovember challenge complete
Was particularly smelly this morning
How's everyone else getting on?
Salamence
based mon
i had a fart in bed two days ago which was long and hot or weirdo otherwise because it felt like my arse was trying to float the poo out into my pants. but i pood last night to have dinner because it was painful. the poo was black
It's being hated for woke reasons unfortunately
Had a bout of diarrhoea last week.
Poos have been very smelly since
i did a fart in bed
i pood last night to have dinner
yeah he's cool
anyone else got fucked up retarded looking hair
most memorable poo of november was almost green in colour and smelled like sulphur
was very dramatic
Piers Morgan? yeah hes cool
reheated spag bog tonight (easy option) or stick a chicken in the oven and save the pasta for mon night
thoughts lads?
ktim
also realised dark bradders has done a number on me and I can't watch the news with anyone else around for fear of laughing at a tragic story
K T I M
T
I
M
and face and neck and ears and arms and hands and legs and feet and
i remember this week i read that people can be allergic to sulphur
thats crazy
spag bog
if dubs stuff the chicken with the spag bol for a laugh
Chicken, it's Sunday roast day
Easy option on Monday makes more sense
spiritually incompetent individual
they would've LOVED you for mkultra
spag bog
im a pleiaidian starseed
on t'bog
The Bradley Walsh gimmick is so fucking shit. Used to be funny and now it's just devolved into nothing.
i'm rorke
i saw on the news that NK troops are "already" betraying Russia
What the fuck did you eat too produce that
On the other hand, I'd have been Jesus' right hand man
yh. the only hairstyle that suits me is a faded haircut but seeing everyone with one is really putting me off. now im growing my hair. id rather be average than look cute but have the same haircut as everyone else
who shot mister kurns
bolognese should be served with tagliatelle, not spaghetti
north korea has 26 million people
always mental when i think about it
26 million people and no one knows whats going on over there
p Morgan
It's often misused but a well-placed bradders is still the best gimmique on the market
been a grim alco for 7 years me might be time to get on the wagon and see what's what
might dig a tunnel
desu a load of the incels here could unironically sort their lives out if they just got a skin fade but they refuse! And that is why they will remain sexless
going to gym then buy a nice bit of pork shoulder for din din, oh yes
Heartbreaking details emerge about final moments of smiling family-of-four who froze to death at Canada border
i find their struggle noble
Big rabbit
flat pasta types are just better
Nun rorke can do bout that x
odd looking duck
Traumatized parents recall horrific moment they found their bullied 12-year-old daughter hanging in her bedroom
used to look good with short hair then my hairline got fucked up now i have to have long hair to hide my baldness
Big fish
ah yes another mentally ill unemployed african man shambling around the neighbourhood
Skin-fade? I'm white mate
is it me?
they keep it secret because if everyone knew what a true socialist utopia looked like, they'd be desperate to move there, the country would be overwheled
mental how most brits have never eaten real bolognese in there lives
screamin
women no longer drool when they look at me because my hair is no longer a skin fade. it really shows how much a good haircut can change your face innit
if you have never eaten real spegatti then lower your voice when you talk to me
uni results drop tomorrow
will i pass or pass away
evil post
holy grimoli
I'm trans btw
ahaha yes i said spag bog instead of spag bol this is very amusing
it’s not really mate it’s just good advice
spegatti
you aint lived til you had filipino spaghetti
Arabs invented meatballs and numbers
niggas before Arabs: hey do you want to go eat XVXXLMNXIXLLVOVVLOIIVX spegbog and lamb chops
it's fucking disgusting
stop telling men to get ugly haircuts
I hate you
I hate your fucking guts
If I made it it would be sperghetti lol
i hate cunts
the spegatti veyron
Working night shift today
ey
ova here ova here
Fan of cocks instead are you?
Sir Spag Bolog
? Skin fade is shagging central
done a shave and I look about 15
lol
that boy needs therapy
scream
Sir Keir Scaffolder
wifeberg made scones
same and I’m 32
tighten your buttocks
Get a skin-fade if you're black or arab
do you pronounce it like scones or scones?
ever shag her up the arse?
(dad was a toolmaker)
evil pig fuck off
I have IPTV and I put on some American channel, forget what it was called. Could be abc something. Anyway, was watching a film on there. The thing takes an advert break every 15 minutes and it goes on for what feels like 10. Just non-stop ads for ozempic and other pills. And then when you're watching the film it had adverts that show up in the bottom right corner.
the move out has started in earnest
done three boxes and taken down my storage units
yeah and they’ll take the women cos they have nicer haircuts, the white man needs to keep up. Get a skin fade
corrr pics x
No they won't
scones
having to do bureaucratic stuff makes me anxious
always put it off as long as possible
Sir Storage Krammer sitting on an I beam and on Anon Babble for the /brit/, eating mac n cheese
I see you are out of touch and very much unadjusted, that makes sense
Ukraine frontline at risk of 'collapse' as Russian troops advance towards key city
Horrific final moments of young women killed in Laos 'mass poisoning' as tragic message is revealed
Cope, blacks and arabs are not broadly attractive to non-wog women
really want to get an exotic pet like a weird monkey thing or marsupial
Sir Fish Lobster
dad was named Poggers-Joe double barreled first name
sir frontline breaker
S'gone
tbf i look much better with a skin fade deano haircut
always wondering me, always wondering "when is this haircut gona go out of fash?"
cos it came in in the early 10s ennit but that's ages ago now
and it's a bit 80s so i'm thinkin 90s being the new 80s (not a fan of that societal thing but can't control it can i)
i'm thinkin to meself "what if the 90s haircuts are gona be the new trendy thing?"
what if we all need to get them mops they had in the early series of friends?
but i look rubbish with those. or do i just think i do cos it's not trendy?
anyhow, take care.
That attraction is growing however, more attractive women than ever are going black, 20 years ago it used to be fat girls only. I’m not shilling for that, I’m trying to encourage lads to get sharp hair cuts so they can compete
if you want a weird monkey thing just look in the mirror lad
Sir Chief Kier-Starmer Likebuffalo. Sir Smoke Fanner
bit rude this just because im here
tam mentioned
That attraction is growing however, more attractive women than ever are going black
Yeah in your porn
Put the cock down
Modern Britain is just a massive holiday park for black migrants
lol
what one do you use? was thinking of getting a sub to watch wacky foreign tv
Ok mate. Head in the sand. Stay sexless.
take care mate
Sir Kier-Starmer Likebufallo running to become chief of reservation at the spoons, like father run after cowboy trains
love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient
love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually
Just got a free trial on one called IPTVORE. Just been testing a few out
Beetroots my life
spaki edition or yank edition, oh boy are we spoiled for choice
American entertainment is utterly dire