sleeping angel edish
/brit/
Good news Doctor Who fans. The War Games will be re-released in colour on the 23rd of December.
Sadly the runtime has been cut from 250 minutes to 90
big
smelly
poos
foreign
made
news
*excessively long farting noises*
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Sensitive Young Men doing Sensitive Young Poos
got some irishmans tooth stuck to my shoe
I just listened to Kate Nash’s song Foundations and it’s risible infantile drivel. It’s a bad parody of early Lily Allen. Nobody is entitled to a successful career in music.
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might have a go on the sex arse
Go raimh maith agat, á thoin
selling advertisement space in my ebook for $25 for a full page (subject to lower if there are more ads), $0.20 per word + $1.50 starting; pictures cost $0.50
this post reminded of me when someone asked mikey to prove he can speak irish and he said the equivalent of "may I go to the toilet" which they're forced to say in irish in primary school lmfao
what’s the book about
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scranning reeses pb cups again
dont tell the yanks but i love love LOVE 'em x
so fucking grim cleaning the flat and finding her shit everywhere man
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they're okay
can only manage about 2 at a time before I get sick of them
Did the sex with a Dublin bird last night. Turns out I fucking HATE the Doobln accent and it's even worse during sex.
Liverpool bottling it
Emergency paging Doctor Beat
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seeing some advertising/begging
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New night strat for me is sticking on a gay audiobook and laying in bed in the dark for an hour. Get a well nice lob on afterwards I do
Kek that was me. Lad was repeating the lines you learn for your first oral and the after getting rinsed about it he started acting like an English supremacist for a few threads talking about how killing the Irish language was a good thing kek
lad thinks he invented being bent on a night
i'm french
it's back, lads
just as i start a diet
typical. absolutely fucking typical. been saying all year i need this fucking burger and now they go and fuck me about like this
on the yaoi
had one and shit my ring out hours after eating it
apparently the chicken version is pengers though
fuck it went to the pub haven’t i hahaha
the government must step in
screaming
love are michael
should have gone to the shower first hahaha
we love to see it
happens with any maccas tbf lad
if anything big tasty is the most real burger they do
It's only 800 kcal lad, just have a light lunch to make room for it x
Do not tip.
you look like someone from harry potter
don't want to say who
grim
I don't have this problem at all, wonder what's wrong with your guts
2010 to 2015 lasted wayyyyyyyyyyy longer than 2020 to 2025
i'm on the 1k a day lad
could have a big tasty and chips as my only meal of a day i suppose
would probs only be a bit over 1k
but i'd be fucking starving by the time i could eat again
plus bad habits and that
never had a single big tasty over the course of the month and a bit they're on in my life
true
I'll spend my money however I like
scran
i don't get terrible shite like he implied but it's always loose after maccas and if i go on a tear for a few days scranning it it gets bad
1k a day. Fuck me lad what size are you to where you think you need to more than half your recommended intake?
stuck culture
rocketmannnnnn
1k a day
fuckin hell that's a bit extreme
her girl friends made her break up with me
it’s all their fault
Rich are you
we're gonna string up and torture that med faggot
get them shagged
Ugly cunt wasn't he
14 stone at 5'7 when i started, needed to lose about 4 stone and want to do it quick
weighed myself after 1 week (started the diet 1 november) and had lost 5lbs but mostly water/sodium ennit. haven't weighed myself since
is that ed sheeran
Make a decent amount I suppose, but not quite enough for my liking
All Communists are
relapsed heavily on the /brit/posting need to get myself a month ban pronto
Lad, 1k a day is too little. You're doing yourself a disservice. At least go to 1.5k. You'll want to kill yourself on 1k a day.
you got no sideburns. they've just cut right up the side of your head. you've got the trim of someone with a carer
unfortunately according to commiemong it is impossible for you to earn more than what you currently earn so tough titties
Ktim
I get nothing done when I'm unbanned from /brit/
Just post shite all day
14 stone at 5'7
i've been through the wars with drug addiction and cold turkey in the past so i'm a bit of an extreme person when it comes to both indulging in and depriving myself of things
i'm pretty good at not necessarily enjoying the pain of it but sort of taking it on as a challenge
it really matters to me that i've lost about 3 stone of the 4 by march
gfs gone back home after a nice weekend with me.
now im back here with you incel freaks. how are you lot doing?
when i dont post shite, i poo shite personally
yeah? fuck off
getting married?
she got a nice arse?
How many of YOUR constituents have signed the petition to remove Sir 'Woke' Barmer Starmer?
Why are South Africans buried 8 foot under? Because deep down they’re nice people.
nah turning 29
don't appreciate the way you talk about us. Pack it in
my god I thought you was someone to rely on
me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
Alright, feeling a bit stuck, not sure what part of my massive to-do list to do first
1740
Fuck it, going to whack the xmas playlist on
What's a decent amount?
ifunny
shant
yeh.
soz
the biggest priority
£50k
Took 3 months of lifting to look sexy. Mental how easy it is.
Sir Two Tier Farmer Harmer
the audacity
I'm just incapable of eating enough
rarely get 2k calories a day
are you short like me?
Chris Moltisanti was right here
That's mental
Feel bad for lads who can't get food down them
Suppose we're not all born to be big
done it for 2 years and look exactly the same just slightly bigger arms and chest
Brutal
its Mr. Beat !!
Well over the average then (top 20%)
Would rather you didn't tip as it creates an attitude of servility and nauseating paternalism
I have irrevocably ruined my life and failed in every possible endeavor
Rorke's doom day is close ~
kahteem when things arent even that bad but i'm just a massive pussy
peanut butter on the bollocks
mutt off the chain
Only thing I've ever found nauseating is other people's snot and shit
ktim
i have mental health
just worked out
might have a wank
haha
a tug and squirt if you will
wow i think maybe the HPeV is one that requires reverse-transcripterase
odd post but i like it
fuck i popped a diazepam but ive not had a wank yet
so maybe the tail contains amoni acids that can dissolve matter - maybe thats why it was edging towards the nucleus, so that it can get into it, then print out the rRNA
Actually incredible that making £50k in this country makes you out to be some sort of well off person
Americans would piss themselves laughing, average joes flop out of mid-tier universities there and make more in their first jobs
I'm working nightshift tonight
12 hours
50k down south is fuck all.
might save it up and pee a twinks hole idk yet
hahahahaha!
if you know what i mean LOL
americans spend 40 hours a week commuting
going a bit off the rails on the amazon app
airfryer? get it added to basket
tweezers? grip strength bands? gaviscon? tonic water? get em dispatched
got a big willy and tall stature haven't i
oh well, best be nonchalant about it
dont forget your anusol!
i dont like it
throw some voltarol and some asics gel-rocket 11s in there, treat yourself
IS THERE LOIFE ON
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
The work-life balance thing over there is way overblown
Brits do 90% of the toil Americans do and get paid half as much
most americans dont even get paid holidays
they can barely get time off
dentistry consultants get £100K a year!
why
bad luck kidder
CARMELA CAN YOU SHUT THE
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
yes mousey get IN!
huh
was it something i said lad
(Don't hold back) 'cause you woke up in the mornin'
With initiative to move, so why make it harder?
(Don't hold back) if you think about it, so many people do
Be cool man, look smarter
(Don't hold back) and you shouldn't even care
'Bout the losers in the air and their crooked stares
(Don't hold back) 'cause there's a party over here
So you might as well be here where the people care
(Don't hold back)
World (you're holding back)
The time has come to
World (you're holding back)
The time has come to
World (you're holding back)
The time has come to
Galvanize
Come on, come on, come on
(Don't hold back) if you think about it too much
You may stumble, trip up, fall on your face
(Don't hold back) you think it's time you get up
Crunch time like a sit-up
C'mon keep pace
(Don't hold back) put apprehension on the back burner
Let it sit, don't even get it lit
(Don't hold back) get involved with the jam
Don't be a prick, hot chick be a pig
(Don't hold back)
World (you're holding back)
The time has come to
World (you're holding back)
The time has come to
World (you're holding back)
The time has come to
Galvanize
Come on, come on, come on
World, the time has come to (push the button)
World, the time has come to (push the button)
World, the time has come to (push the button)
World, my finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
(Push the button)
The time has come to
Galvanize
the thing about twinks
can I move somewhere distant and start a new life or will there be ramifications
I wouldn't even care if I got paid as much as them
New life in cambodia for you my lad
lots of fellas doing this now
Got a new job teaching in rural Laos x
My finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
My finger is on the button
oh damn...
only rasheed and nabeen and ngugugubu can do that lad
white people arent allowed to do anything except be a battery farm to house and pay for foreigns
sorry!
heroin or kiddy diddling? whats your pleasure?
had a powernap
going to have a powerwank
so this is rorke apparently
omds toby still melting down
poor teachers...
disinfo
when a girl gives a bj
many such cases
Sometimes read about richard huckle
how he came home at christmas one year and the police turned up at his house and said he was a weapons grade child abuser to his parents
and then he just went out and got really pissed, came home, and admitted it to his mum and dad
imagine being his mum and dad
Only have one like on Hinge and it's from a girl I don't like
Oh well time to delete my account and try again in a months time haha I'm sure I'll hit the jackpot then! x
So this is Rorkemas
And what has Chud done?
Another year over
And a new one just begun
i've just had this calypso
it is fucking minging
rorke drinking a caprisun
leftypol drinking obamacum
That's the souther dublin
first oral
How ling did it take for the priest to come? Heheheh
J'ai ne demandes pas
Eh??
most interesting blogs! where is the unsubscribe button? x
Leave /brit/ forever
*spaffs on your face*
a gift for your parting
On 13 October 2019, Huckle was subjected to a prolonged torture murder in which he was tied up, beaten, strangled, sexually assaulted, and repeatedly stabbed; a blade was also lodged in his brain via the nose.
That's a bit steep
most interesting blogs! where is the unsubscribe button? x
divine justice
Spoiler warning, dayum
*in real life family gets murdered in front of me*
"im not gonna reload the save because this is character development"
booze = makes miserable times feel better
also booze = makes normal times miserable
WANKING COCKS TOGETHER
MY VAGINA
HAS GOT LOTS OF EXTRA SKIN
makes miserable times unstable
makes normal times good
makes good times outstanding
booze = playing the tin whistle at max volume, sounds good
there is also a difference between one hole at the top covered and a sharp note blown, and no holes covered. i used that a lot last night
Might be a paki pizza for dinner
I am not fighting in world war 3 honestly why would I fight for a country that has done nothing for me
listening to zoomer music
you'll be remembered as cool men. not like that afghanistan bs.
imlistening to alors on dance
Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered. No one was there..
This is who I post alongside...
KEK
Going to watch The Thing, then Alien
Comfy
toby youre having your tantrum in the incorrect thread again...
Reply to me
oh yeah those people do have special haircuts ay
not that haircut but yeah they do
wish we could smoke in pubs still.
sort of well off person
it is.
saving this for a future tattoo
no
I am reading Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness, on which I think The Thing was based
im bing billing and not advertising stuff
i was going to go ask the anon who wanted to buy if he was serious, to do market research and buy an ad, but i got distracted and dont want to do it actually :)
tapout
you're polish
Well, TECHNICALLY you can
thats the rule but he is not
depressive thoughts are back in my brain
not even 4pm
sundays are so awful
it's not even the fact you have "work" tomorrow it's the comedown from the weekend
either the weekend involved partying and little sleep in which case you are fucked from othat
or your weekend was a bunch of nothing and so you're fucked from wasting your weekend
either way you're fucked
i think i actually enjoy weekdays more, more productive and more positive livestyle choices and you have the anticipation of the weekend, the weekend which is always a disappointment
This is you.
just ordered a bing bing bap and a square sausage from FFMPEG's australian-scotch fusion
The Tapout shirt is making all the difference
huh? I thought RimWorld was some autistic factory sim.
I am gonna be honest world war 3 have horrors that are beyond all human comprehension.
if u think about it then giving birth to twins is miosis +1 (the polar body of the egg)
and dangly bit
Feels good knowing all communists are as smart or smarter than me.
You're thinking of Factorio
I still have no idea what Tapout even is
Just a clothing brand or?
Climate change is real, and it has always been. Like language, it changes so slow we can't observe it.
we had rain before the industrial revolution leftypol
is google broken
Blitzkrieging my toilet
A third reich poo as it were
talk about miosis ^o^
when the world floods highland chads will rule the earth
i want to sex a foren bird
Yeah, for people who think Cobra Kai t-shirts are too childish
this shit was posted constantly in webm threads on dvach in 2017, completely forgot about it until I saw it in my recs just now
youtu.be
looks like an autistic sim to me, and a ripoff of that prison building game
YouTube autoplay is now just going between darude sandstorm and durde (radio edit)
Rorke, your days are numbered.
The greatest humour comes from anguish, innit
me on the left
playing a video game
miceosis >.<
This is what peak breeding sow looks like.
isn't it older than prison architect
anyway it's really a ripoff of dwarf fortress despite looking completely different
There are one or two decent brochs, and St Magnus Cathedral in Orkney is very nice. But beyond that, what is there to see? No real art or monuments or grand architecture worth seeing, just a lot of identical small castles dotted around and frankly if you've seen one then you've seen them all
Even Wales has more to be proud of, even Ireland as well. And England has more, both in quantity and variety, than the other three combined.
:(
what was it spammed
rorke forcing himself to laugh
me on the right
anyone want to suck me off?
replying to a nearly 2 hour old post
fuck off
It clearly isn't so slow we can't observe it though, given average global temperature has increased by over 1.5C+ in our lifetimes, it barely snows in winter, we get 40C summers in Britain, rates of flooding have drastically increased, and the front of cars no longer gets swamped in dead insects during a summer drive.
dont get it
closing the curtains
dvach
Are they liberashkas?
is that real
he's getting worse
seems to be terrorist season
micetosis
hehe
seething little malcolm lol
liz kendall sex arse
Older Girlfriend bullies me sometimes.. :/ (:P)
I don't like Elon Musk. He's a cringe redditor who happens to be a billionair. I don't like that he shills crypto bullshit. But I don't hate him either and I don't have EDS.
Quite happy to simply forget that he exists.
additional resources available via the internet
Quite happy to simply forget that he exists.
t. everyone woman who has ever met you
want to play stalker 2 but ill hold off for a few months until its in a better state
it's fun
hinted to a female friend yesterday that i had started to like her yesterday and she compeltely ignored me lol
bouta roast this cunt
Genuinely all I want- a fit, young zoomer twink with brocoli hair to sit on my face with his sweaty arse after a gym sesh and blast rancid protein farts up my nostrils.
Canada
do
Dudodododododo do
Rorkem Dorkem
1488
gas oven is it
bit gay this
The transition from capitalism to communism takes an entire historical epoch. Until this epoch is over, the exploiters inevitably cherish the hope of restoration, and this hope turns into attempts at restoration. After their first serious defeat, the overthrown exploiters—who had not expected their overthrow, never believed it possible, never conceded the thought of it—throw themselves with energy grown tenfold, with furious passion and hatred grown a hundredfold, into the battle for the recovery of the “paradise”, of which they were deprived, on behalf of their families, who had been leading such a sweet and easy life and whom now the “common herd” is condemning to ruin and destitution (or to “common” labour . . .). In the train of the capitalist exploiters follow the wide sections of the petty bourgeoisie, with regard to whom decades of historical experience of all countries testify that they vacillate and hesitate, one day marching behind the proletariat and the next day taking fright at the difficulties of the revolution; that they become panic-stricken at the first defeat or semidefeat of the workers, grow nervous, run about aimlessly, snivel, and rush from one camp into the other—just like our Mensheviks and Socialist-Revolutionaries.
I would love it if everyone I met forgot me. It would make me far less paranoid.
These six infants were diagnosed retrospectively based
on molecular analysis for the presence of HPeV RNA cerebrospinal fluid (CSF; four infants), blood (one infant), or
feces (one infant), which had been stored at 70°C
You'll make the runts seethe with that post
No idea why half the mongs on this website worship him as a god when all he does is snort ket, play diablo, and boost racist conspiracy theories on twitter
He has done nothing of value in the world and is autistic, extremely divorced, and extremely evil (as are all billionaires by nature)
zoomer haircut
ruined.
what is the yellow stuff?
im fine wiht waiting it will proably nuke my pc as it is
Quasireligious bollocks
fancy pants NL not using instruments from Cali/Texas
If nuclear war happens I am recreating Rome because it must happen atleast once
Very nice digits text combo.
Murderer
not balding but might shave my head so I look more hard
you are literally seething about him lmao
Old enough to remember when you got software in a box set with an aesthetically pleasing book that would tell you how it worked and was written by a professional technical writer as an integral part of the development process
I miss that shit I really do
whyd you just reply to yourself?
Rubbed it with salt, lemon zest, rosemary and thyme and shoved a lemon up its arse
MRI included sagittal T1, axial spin-echo
T2, inversion recovery, fluid-attenuated inversion recovery
sequences, and diffusion-weighted imaging (DWI) including
apparent diffusion coefficient mapping. Slice thickness
Was just saying this down halfords
lots of non-whites in the adverts
im a decent cook but for some reason im really unconfident about cooking a whole chicken (especially as part of a roast). no idea how long to do it as all the birds are different sizes
Watching capeshit lads
the noo
me too
Nah it's hot because it reminds me that he is a superior GEN Z ARYAN while I am a decrepit zoolenial OAP who has less value than even one (1) of his farts.
have you heard of ask jeeves
the eloncord has arrived
As any rational person should
At 301‽ Janny won't be pleased
good
Have just pirated so much this weekend it's unreal, I will be consooming for years to come
interrobang
just sent this to the authorities